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carolina hurricanes legend erik haula
r.i.p. Hal
go knights
I love you /hoc/
>ducks are making the playoffs
>the Senators for the retarded boys
Växjö
Yep
take me now
wish a pipebomb would take out this entire thread
Ah, so you're a cück?
what is the rangers logo? a shield? a banner?
may as well make one of these for carolina considering their retarded away jerseys
Texas Sex Rangers
based
would/10
lol i thought sharks fans were spics? what happened bros
kek
based >rags copying the competition
san jose whales
probably wouldn't fuck someone retarded enough to be a san jose fan.
I wouldn't fuck a whore who takes nude pictures of herself and posts them on r*ddit.
What are YOU doing to pass the time while waiting for hockey to come back? For me, it's NASCAR.
>watching cars go round in a circle
I can honestly come up with at least 500 things I rather do with my time
thats a lie and you know it sven
>500 things
ok, do so
Oh, no, I'm not watching them go around in circles. I'm making them go around in circles in a video game. Much different.
it's unwatchable now that they have a half time
I love it when you call me señorita
>no helmets
BRING
IT
BACK
Not just half time
>segmented races
>caution flag every 20 minutes
>restrictor plates
>"playoffs"
Truly awful
watching mortal kombat
This, there is no evidence to suggest that helmets make a difference when it comes to head injuries in hockey.
Nah.
Lol no. I can list 5
1.Masturbating
2.Masturbating
3.Masturbating
4.Masturbating
5.Masturbating again
I would put that on nr 499.
>halftime
Pussies.
Where's the map reader?
pusies
are nice
Say stop
Huomenta Suomi
>rare rags
>finnish art
I have a few more things I want to keep you in 6 months ago and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the last minute change of plans I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a while and I will be there at the same time as bad as I have a meeting
taking a break from hockey stuff so I can do a star trek one. its the scene from first contact where the borg cube gets blown up
hey, they do their best
On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
Once you realize that life is inherently evil and meaningless you can take two roads. One being recessing into childish hedonism ignoring the excruciating reality of our existance and substituting the pain with pleasure that controls your mind or the other route which is for the more intellegent and supremely disciplined which is to kill yourself and everyone around you. Which do you choose?
Montreal is obviously rightfully Finnish clay
I choose finnish bear who's also an heroin abuser
quintessentially american perspective
Is there any oil in Pietarinkadun?
playin world of warcraft classic lads
why?
based, also same
Nostalgia wankers
got a 28 lock and ten gold atm
im playing some dirt rally. its unironically the most challenging driving game ive ever played.
Going to the gym to lift heavy objects
>best game of all time
>nostalgia
okay buddy
my nigga
i'm a 30 lock with 11 gold lmao
Good morning Sven
>bunch of grinding that reminds you of middle school
>not nostalgia
Cant wait to be rich while the plebs pay out the ass for a mount
based faggot
thinking of jurassic benis
Jets win. Stanley Cup or I'll be very :((((
Just woke up
Who are the
>rags
of Finland?
go back to sleep, nothing to see here
Bombers win banjo bowl this weekend
is norway ok?
What is to be thinked about Bull :D back in Liiga?
based
jets fly
right out of the playoffs
k so this is what I got. again not hoc related just thought I'd share
>ilves
>95217754
>58
Is this ghetto speak in maple land?
still in bed because fuck my work. I will be there when the clock strikes 10 times
>this level of autism
>t. Hv71 Blue Bulls fan
wrong
What?
Close enough
Didn't understand one thing in your post
whats going on
real specific hours
I don't get it. What don't you understand?
No what's going on you
Hockey teams formed after the 1940s shouldn't be allowed
that's a good one
Thata literally the only cool one
And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
Anything
No auschwitz themed team. Get your shit together poland
Most look like soccer logos. And why are all the teams concentrated to that small area?
okay that's enough - wtf is this garbage
when is hockey back
is elias strong now or still skeleton
Tomorrow. Champions Hockey League.
The Carolina Coyotes
real depressed hours
kek
Would unironically be an upgrade. For both.
Still better than to have a baseball in your logo
Petey been getting SWOLE
6head
looks like they do to Pettersson what they did toy Sundin in Canada. Fill him up with roids so the forehead keeps growing bigger and bigger
very based
>St. Louis retarded cousin from Finland
Nope still a faggot swede
rude post desu
roids
>sport
That's it for Finland, I think.
N
I
P
S
Based, fuck jap nips
Based JOFA helmet
This is my team. Was like 50km far from me when they played in PHL.
Sweden is 4the best hockey behind Canada Russia finland
>kanada
Ah cool. I posted that logo because I thought it looked like the coolest from Poland
This one is both cool and retarded at the same time
huomenta but the opposite.
iltaa
The difference between the QMJHL logos and the OHL logos are miles wide. Most OHL logos seems designed for kids.
That one is really cool. Is it real?
yes it is
buenos días
tonight is the night
>Pedro crosses over the border
>sees that
FAGGOT
2010-2014 we were winning everything. Now they play in 2nd slovakian league because no moneys.
How come they play in Slovakia?
We asked them nicely
They agreed
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SLEEPING. GET UP. GET UP. GET UUUUUP!
pooland
zooland
bulju painted again yesterday
Just kicked a hole in my door out of anger after thinking of something that happened 7 months ago ama
what did you have for dinner? i had bacon and eggs
Chicken wings and mozzarella sticks
nice. dipping sauce?
deep pucks are to be gotten
Blue cheese and they were hot buffalo flavored
nice
If there's a minute left just bury the puck in the corner and run down the clock even if you're losing
fuck you and fuck jacob trouba
Dogs on ice
fuaaaaark lads i just love hiking
who else /out/?
Honestly man you've been such a fucking dick lately I don't even wanna reply to you.
theres nothing to do in nz but go /out/. of course i just stay in my home with the curtains drawn though
Weird I just draw naked ladies and hockey logos. Why curtains?
hmm dry i guess now is where i say i have a curtain fetish and we jerk each other off for a bit
Oh hell no go fuck a cave troll you hobbit slut
haven't posted in /hoc/ for a while desu
maybe that's what you mean
admittedly i rarely have good intetions when i'm in /hoc/
One of you Swedish assholes has been really going to town in here you need to do something about this
looking to move to a new city trying to find flats and literally fucking everything is god damn air bnb FUCK air bnb
i'm glad you notified me of this unacceptable behaviour
shall bring it up at the next swedish council meeting
thinking about buying best friend forever rings with binlan
waste of money
why is montreal so much cheaper than everywhere else in canada
>9 hours of work left
wtfdoido?
Dont you mean the Carolina Finnicanes the official finnish team of US NHL.
because nobody wants to live with the french people
muslims dont seem to mind
I was just memeing. I think the real reason is the cost of living in montreal is higher. I'm sure a french user will chime in and let us know
that doesnt make any sense
I smirked at "oooo 5 minute powerplay"
happy sippin
kind of reddit tbqh
19:30 (in 5 hours and 15 minutes from now)
Adler Manheim vs GKS Tychy
did you get this from the sharks reddit, friend?
Yeah I know, I found it on facebook which is even worse.
Andrescue my heart :3
*sips*
*sips*
*sips*
Scandinavian sip
you guys are cute
technically it's fennoscandian sip
sip THIS you faggots
Brothers in mugs.
>projection
a comfy morning with no americans in sight
if only this moment could last
>1993
and there it is, rearing its ugly head
only for a moment and then the moment is gone
thinking this is THE comfy morning sip song
youtube.com
>its morning in Canada
So if I will fast travel to canada now I would have 12 hours of sun more?
more like eleven and a half at this time of year
Yours is more of a night song.
Here, a nice breakfast song
youtu.be
good morning /hoc/ I hope you slept well
Are we boomerposting today?
youtu.be
Yea Forums is _the_ boomer board.
blocked in america
land of the free my ass
Kek, the irony, it is a song about freedom
youtu.be
This one is great too. It's about how dirty and poor we were/are. Kult hated the system
I feel the exact opposite if I am being honest, but I respect your opinion.
Maybe we can agree on this one
youtu.be
And someone said /hoc/ had worse taste than Yea Forums, I beg to differ
Euros frig off
/hoc/ has infinitely worse taste than Yea Forums
there are people here who unironically like the offspring and hoobastank.
shut up
Yes, that is very much a morning song!
real pacific wagecuck hours
>Hating Offspring
You're an original prankster aren't ya?
youtu.be
Are aussies really like this?
don't ever reply to me again
Yeesh
I imagine all Aussie music died with Midnight Oil and Men without hats
For me it’s frank zappa and the islanders
I literally had no clients today. I will get fired by Sunday I tell you
Fucking cric
>I will get fired by Sunday I tell you
it's not your fault you didn't have any clients though right? maybe they'll just transfer you to another department again?
If I don't bring profits, no point of keeping me. Thats how it works here. Also rest of the staff is being cunty towards me because I got the easiest jobs there. Fuck them. Everytime someone speaks english at our restaurant, they call me. Kurwy jebane
Just went to sleep
Fuck you
More like the Fingolina Mongloidicanes
Dishwasher?
seething
What about /hoc/ hunger games? Can't do them now tho. In 6 hours maybe. But I need some ideas besides flags.
I have no idea what that is
Bowling alley bartender
Time for the annual yotes/panthers "but this year will be different" cope.
The talking heads are already talking about the kitties as if they are a playoff team.
>l-leave Euros ALONE!
>I'll wojack post, that'll show them how mad I'm not because I'm totally not mad right now
B...But! Coach Q! 70 million for 7! Injured Stralman!
Based. Can I have a White Russian?
>being worried about a tropical storm
>not even a hurricane at that point
pusy
Got no milk, sorry
>damn I would love to have white russians here
...
*dabs on /cric/*
>americans post again
>nothing but complaints, insults and seethe
that brief moment will be forever cherished
leave it to canadians (honorary americans) to ruin everything
>literally just one seetheposter
Probably a minnesotan
>blame game
be the change you seek
>l-leave the Euros alone! I love their languages and cultures!!!
>wojak posting
>Euroboo-ing
shut the fuck up seal schlong sucker
long schlong lifelong
kek it really does rhyme
>he says as he blames americans
i eat ass
someone play me in tekken or soupcalibur. ill also play samsho if you have it.
sorry I'm not gay
I can play GRID 2 with somebody.
It feels like every NFL thread is made by a funny coloured person.
Eat my hairy ass Woyzeck
Feeling like filtering Poland after this
No you
I forgot, did a female announcer sign on to broadcast Shork games?
After what?
Yes. Never heard her tho.
[spoiler]huutista[/spoiler]
Are all finns >rags now?
No.
Are you a finn? Then shut the heck up.
Depends. Is Kakko playing?
youtu.be
Yes.
"Perkele."
t. Finn
>rags
Going to need to see some hill billy identification
What the fuck, she sounds like 14 yo fortnite streamer
I don't think it's that bad.
Maybe she can throw in terminology for zoomers when they dab on ice or yeet. She's signed for select games but holy shit.
Petition to start calling Finland; Winland
Motion... APPROVED
he's sick
finland is pedoland, case closed
second
Win something first
Go away, weeb.
I posted music who the fuck cares what you think
did you mean winlandia :--d youtu.be
still better than most of the nbc cast
Almost feel sorry for weebs. Being raised without a father and all.
big joe signed a 1 year deal this morning lads
I know, Shannon told me.
Why? hes an old fart now on that shorks team wasting a possible spot for a better younger player like gregor lol
joe will bring the shorks to the cup and score gwg in game 7 against the kitties
j. hughes = Nolan Patrick
finland stop seething your player didnt go #1 overall
Guys, what've changed in hockey when it comes to fouls since year 2000?
watching KHL fanbase, murican customers are laughable.
just *clap* *clap* and no emotion.
sad!
go home lads
Thats it no more kurwa in hoc
kurwas gettind kurwa'd itt
but i am home.
you should go to work, tho, you fucking bum
Stop trashtalking /hoc/ you slut
how about this?
Shorks fags love him
throw the gloves, asshole!
why won't chara fucking retire? who needs him?
>poland is schizo posting again
Kaapo Kakko = Mikko Rantanen with better goal scoring abilities
bawston for one
do they even have another defenseman in excess of six feet
finland=nigger
Yes kendall Coyne. She was awful though and I like her as a player not an announcer
Don't acknowledge it.
For me, it’s white people
Come at me ty chuju pierdolony
hockey?
has /hoc/ ever done something similar to vault 120 aside from /hoc/ island?
"no"
face it with finns you win
if he played hockey, which position would he be?
they have krug. he is exactly 1/2 of chara.
Asking again. I know it became much more softer but I don't know why.
Probably healthy scratch on defense or 3rd string goalie. Give him a pair of pom poms so he can cheer his team on from the bench
My parents put me in hockey as a child because they loved me. Your parents put you guys in hockey too, right?
Watched Chappelle's netflix special, but I don't see why it made liberals seethe so much.
I put myself in hockey. I ain't no bitch that needs people to tell me what to do
you are talking about one of the most dominate mid players to ever grace the game of dota2
he'd be at least the playmaking winger
My parents decided to raise me in a place that doesn't even have ice skating rinks. There's a shitty roller skating place, but that's about it.
chappelle has always made people seethe....his show made people seethe so hard that they started to go after him and he got out of hollywood
Props for putting yourself in hockey, but I'm afraid your parents didn't love you very much
Where the hell is that? Arizona? Alabama?
Well that changes everything. Look out gretz
Because of outrage culture. You need to find something to be offended by to fit in with current culture. The special is pretty standard Chappelle and doesn't deserve 99% on RT but because of outrage culture it's seen as a bastion of free speech. Also, hockey is pretty neat.
Godson will invent his own position.
prospect tournaments tonight, lads
Seth
sign the contract chuck
this chart is so fucking old
>all rfas signed and contracts dealt
Feels pretty fuckin good
easy match-up babby
you know this is an imageboard right? you can post the image
good fucking riddance
Who do the laffs even have left on D?
no, they didn't. but my older brother got to play hockey. still don't get it
Ceci who’s apparently worth more than a jake gardiner
rielly
ceci
muzzin
barrie
for top 2 pairings
total improvement from hainsey and gardiner
DEEZ NUTS
have you even seen gardiner play?
hes shit mate, the hurricanes got fleeced
You have my condolences user
>getting dunked on by sven
holy yikes
Dustin
Please go back to r/hocgeneral
just stop
who gives a fuck about how good buff was 4 seasons ago
maybe you should go to the hospital for that burn you got
maybe you should eat my hairy asshole
Sounds kinda gay desu
pee is stored in the balls
Girls don't fart
>the relocanes have resorted to signing laffer cast off
not even gonna be in the wildcard hunt
>we could have just fucking kept de Haan for this much money
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There should some kind of book updated every season explaining certain league of certain sport
If you didn't spend your youth playing outdoor hockey you dont belong here
>Jake Gardiner
youtube.com
looks comfy af
>REEEEE HOW DARE WAHMEN BE ON MY HOCKEY BROADCAST REEEEEEE
FOUR POINT ZERO FIVE MILLION DOLLARS
I was playing hockey with myself on a frozen river with a stick and stone. Does it count?
It was a bit too warm to play outdoors.
Wish de haan stayed in NY tho. But he sucked under weight so died
95226962
"Muh open mouth man"
I dont think you belong here
Funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you
I kinda have to hope this will just be another Nino thing
talk about calling the kettle black
>roller
Ew I didn't play that shit. I loaded the car with the gear and got driven to the rink like a normal hockey player.
So the canes fought with Aho about a five year deal to the point where he had to get offer sheeted before they gave him what he wanted but they'll give Gardiner a 4 year just like that?
Yeah, okay.
>canes
more like blow my brains out if i was a fan of this team
You definitely don't belong here
Don't the canes already have like 20 defensemen? Why do they want some meme shitter leaf?
>no u
wew lad
not sure whether you guys like this particular kind of music but Slowdive on KEXP
laine?
Gardiner > Faulk and he gets paid less too
"He's had options this summer, but ultimately decided that Carolina is his best fit, and we're thrilled to have him here."
don is getting a paddling tonight
Just you wait. He's going to be great for them while we just keep suffering.
Watching Champions hokkei league
that's sad but yes. why you didnt force your friends to play with you?
is there any news from my #2 team, The Epic Carolina Based Hurricanes?
They were playing footy or skiing.
this.
amateurs from tychy getting dabbed on by nazis
the laffs may still struggle without him, but jake isnt going to play better
Stream now. Had it earlier but lost the link.
Tom "If we lose 5 to 4 then I'll have fun at least" Dundon
i don't watch illegal streams, thank you very much
>I've lured second pole to this general with gypsy magic
Soon
This is like 1939 but reverse
how many poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? we might need more that 2
Thinking about eating ass and its health ramifications.
Just one
Metro
1.WSH
2.NYI
3.CAR
Pacific
1.TBL
2.TOR
3.BOS
Wild cards
#1-MTL
#2-NJD
(same as twonkys but some changes)
Central
1.COL
2.DAL
3.STL
Pacific
1.CGY
2.VGK
3.ARI
Wild cards
1.NSH
2.EDM
Murray is doing his best but Tychy can't keep up.
LAINE IN RALEIGH
>ITS NOT A MEME
LAINE IN RALEIGH
>ITS NOT A MEME
LAINE IN RALEIGH
Almost had me until I read EDM
>3.CAR
honestly my bet on >us is another wild card
awful
report to me after class
I rate them desu. Mcmeme wants playoffs
Could be brain damage, have you hit your head recently?
mcmeme doesnt even want to play in the training camp
>sportsnet.ca
We're gonna need a new thread soon. You up for the task, Poland?
With all those improvements they made in the offseason I'm sure they are in.
source
Do not encourage him
Worms
what about pink eye?
norge don't feed /pol/and
>Carolina is over the salary cap now
Braps can lead to that yes
if wanting it was enough he'd go every year
It's gonna be a long season, lads.
>1.CGY
I hope so but Kessel and the Yotes might be too powerful
How can you project laffs as 2 if they don’t have a defense and no Ceci is shit, even compared to sens. Laffs scoring will drop too because they’ll be stuck in the defensive zone.
Hold on tight.
They need to have their goalscoring show up in that case
Because memethrews and tavares
>scores gwg of game 7
>mint!
*sips*
So why do we hate Poland again?
schizo posting
If PIT can get 3 with Crosby and Malkin then laffs will get 3 with Matthews and Tavares
>SSM8
barrie isnt a meme lad
the RHD toronto has been searching for
starting WW2
poland? more like broland
There is 2 of us actually
>Poland stealing your "actually, there's x of us" meme
Not sure how I really feel about this, but leaning towards based for now
Remember that time you guys voted not to join Poland huh? We would have voted to join them but you said no.
1. tampon
2. ruins
3. laffs
1. caps
2. islels
3. canes
1. habs
2. pennsylvania
1. redditors
2. bloos
3. avs
1. this division doesn’t matter
1. avs
2. stars
Will you join my thread?
NO.
>flyers
>playoffs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Join them in what?
Meant yets in wc over stars
way too early, shan't post in that shit-infested hell hole
new on time
...
short clip of slowdive here in 48 & 95fps. Should look decent other than the drumsticks which sort of glitch out
whats the point if the only think with significant motion benefiting from the increased fps is fucked
don't know really. SVP works alot better.
keep up the effort lad
I will. Found out how to get it to work with mkv files so the webm's i post should all have sound if on wsg