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Bj Penn is a cuckold and honourary white
wheres picksbro?
you've nae authority on that one hue
Conor/Peahead 2 would do bigg numbers
Good morning /heem/
dios mio...
FOUND LOCATION YOU UGLY FUCKER
Stop making these cuckold BJ Penn threads
Be creative next time
Brandon schlub
Canbib is flushed
>Ultimate """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Fighting"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Championship
>16-3 record
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT???????????
Khabib is undefeated
Poirier will unify the ummah inshallah, warriors like him have not been seen since the time of the Prophet and his companions (peace be upon them)
*Solves MMA*
he posted the shit on meatspin.fr
make your picks there
Prime Paige Van Zant would clean Ngannous clock
>Conor uses Furious Left for 0 damage.
>It's uneffective...
>Khabib uses Surprise Right Hook for 900 damage.
>It's a critical hit.
>It's super-effective.
>Conor's Legacy suffers residual damage.
>Conor taps out using special move Tap Machine.
>Conor has fled the battle.
Is he a prisoner in this photo?
Weigh-ins starting in 20 minutes
Who won the third round?
literally the most entertaining fighter around
Kabob
RIDE WITH DIAMOND MOB
HUMDOOALLAH
BEN BALLER MADE THE CHAIN
PREZZY PLANE JANE
>usman dodging colby again
On points? Doesn't matter the fight was finished.
In terms of humiliation? Conor absolutely lost.
Khabib is OUT
of his mind if he thinks he can beat Peahead
CUT A KUFFAR NECK OR SUNTIN
CUT A KUFFAR NECK OR SUNTIN
CUT A KUFFAR NECK OR SUNTIN
Elias was unironically robbed of this fight.
What will happen if every Muslim fighter on the card gets heemed?
they wont
we still have Pereira who has studied the ways of Elias
How do fighters train to get such thick necks? I want one but I don't train any sort of MMA, just gym.
Who. Won. The. Third. Round?
>be the most elite striker in UFC history
>let an "amateur sloppy wrestler with no standup who is a glass jaw" stand with you
>say you will "expose him"
>end up getting exposed yourself
conor definitely lost the story in that one
khabib imo unironically
conor looked like shit every single round
Official forgotten fights zoomers and newheems will never remember:
Bisping vs Rashad Evans
Forrest Griffin vs Chael Sonnen
Mike Brown vs Faber
Din Thomas vs Jeremy Stephens
Roger Huerta vs Leonard Garcia
Evan Tanner vs Robbie Lawler
Phil Baroni knocking out a red hot Ryo Chonan
Rich Franklin vs Machida
TJ Grant vs anyone
How scary Dennis Kang was until Sexyama
Danny has the best gadooshfaces
Khabib absolutely big brothered the shit out of Goobs here.
Whoever said he won that third round was desperately trying to keep interest in that fight alive. I don't think Goobs was winning a single second of that fight.
he perfected it.
Elias would never engage in that level of brutality.
A truly skilled fighter can win the decision without harming his opponent.
>TJ Grant
A sad story to be sure.
In peace (in peace), may you rest (may you rest)
Never ever shoot below the neck (never ever)
You a rookie (you a rookie), I'm a vet (I'm a vet)
That's why I got a Glock, you got a TEC (got a TEC)
Not checkers (not checkers), this chess (it is chess)
I flooded out my Patek with baguettes
I curve Tiffany, yeah, for Jess (for who?)
Need to get myself together, I'm a mess (straight up)
C O P E
flushed roidmonkey
This proves it, Khabib lost the arithmetic of the fight
>Khabib was tired! He didnt even secure a takedown!
Khabib standing here with Conor is the pinaccle of humiliation. Conor is already effectively neutered here. Energy sapped. Khabib knows this. Conor literally could not harm Khabib now if he tried.
Roman Emperors would do this tactic to prize gladiators in the colosseum. Cut their tendons secretly, arm them, and then enter the arena and slay the prized, but secretly crippled fighters in front of a cheering crowd and relish in the glory and spectacle.
Weigh in streams?
I usually watch the MMAJunkie stream.
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Lie down on a bench with your neck over the end
Put a towel on your forehead or back of head
Put a 5kg plate on it
Do slow full extensions lifting the weight up
Check exrx for neck curls
Also shrugs and boxing but the weights thing targets it very well
Masvidal vs Usman is official lmaooooo
He made weight. 155
>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe, as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on our Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!
Sorry boyo. Those numbers were altered by UFC brass post-humously. Any stats from that fight are worthless.
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And to be quite honest stats are worthless in general. The only thing that matters is the judges decision in that moment.
Jojua is fucking hot
removing the knockdown was the most petty
i asked dana about this and he said conor personally requested it, as he told dana not to use any footage of the knockdown
they only started recently using footage of conor being dropped a week ago
The Khabibsexual is seething right now
Dude has the thickest lats
Nice now I don't have to sleep it's 12:00 am here.
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Khabib meme dies tomorrow, I can't wait.
sauce
No shot.
Goobert went from saying "I will fight through any injury, I fought Mendes with a torn ACL" to "ME FOOT WAS A BALLOON, ME FOOT WAS A BALLOON" and this shit
Top clown
What's this I hear about Usman vs Masvidal? Colby on suicide watch?
>Wake up Kebab, it's all over.
Any American that can chime in here on when main card starts? To my understanding it's 11am sat morning?
>The only thing that matters is the judges decision
>Every single judge scored it for Conor
PFFFFFTAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poirier by KO
Starts at 2 ET dude
Wake up dust bin
>Getting 10-8’d
Yikes
Are all Irish people bipolar addicts
Ramos looked like shit in his last fight, Makhachev will probably do short work of him
Lol why are those irish papers so fucking brutal to him
ITS FUCKING OVER
DUSTIN IS WINNING THIS SHIT
which Dana's "partner" will Colby expose this time? kek
*weighs in like a woman*
TIRAMISU
Based actual fighters fucking up the diaz masvidal gay homo money fight of no consequence
Fuck off to boxing if you don't want to fight real fights
Ah yes, the old DC towel trick
Not looking good for kebab, he seems to be a little overconfident coming into this fight
are you saying KSI vs Logan Paul isn't a real fight?
Hes an embarrassment
Nobody wants to be associated with a degenerate clown
WTF i completely forgot this shit was on the other side of the world, its gonna be on in the middle of the day fuck me
Diaz lost me as a fan as soon as he started being lame and only wanting useless strikers
Very very pathetic
BET ON DUSTIN
BET ON DUSTIN
BET ON DUSTIN
BET ON DUSTIN
Looking thick, solid, tight
Did bjpenn.com report on the recent bj penn news? I hate to question the journalistic integrity of mma’s greatest news source, but I couldn’t find much with the search function on the site.
Remember, Dustin is the main character of the anime
Cringe mac life intern trying to remain relevant
You're yesterday's news
>Dustin sends cutbabby kebab to the shadow realm and gets crowned King of Arabia
We are truly living in the best timeline
Is Sage going back to engineering
Usman vs Colby hits the wall, then Usman vs Masvidal hits the wall. Masvidal also calls out Usman on Twitter for holding everything up. All signs point to Usman and Ali being dirty stalling pieces of shit, fuck them.
>lose one fight
>country turns on you
seems a little harsh tobh
HOLY SHIT GUYS! DUSTIN JUST VERBALLY ABUSED KHABIB!!!
"He should have killed me when he had the chance," Poirier said. "Now, I'm back and I'm going to kill you and your whole fucking team. You and them bitch tits (Ali Abdelaziz)."
Holy shit, goober fans on suicide watch
>b-b-b-but 1 r-round
Neck yourself, you embarrassing faggot.
LET'S GO!!!
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I tried... but the rope was Made In China so it broke! :^)
off to watch One Piece, good night.
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTT
Reminder canors favourite book is the secret and he and other low value betas believe in that Oprah shit
>Believing (((Helwani)))
He’s a network shill, probably just trying to create drama and hype for the card.
Nigger, are you retarded?
>implying hk is china
>implying i give a fuck about some insectoid shit
I know you mutts are supposed to be stupid, but fuck, kid, you're outdoing yourself here.
>b-b-b-but 1 round
>implying hk is china
Um.... user..... I have some bad news! :^) xDD
Based
FACE THE PAIN
FACE THE PAIN
RIPPING ME INTO PIEEECESSSSS
didn't even know the weigh ins were live, they didn't say it anywhere
McGregor has said his first reaction on watching the DVD version was: “This is bulls–t — but then something clicked for me.”
He and girlfriend Dee Devlin, who manages his finances, started focusing on small things they wanted, such as a parking space closest to the entrance of a local shopping center.
“We would be driving to the shop and visualizing the exact car park space. And then we’d be able to get it every time,” McGregor said.
>amerinigger never been outside of bumfuck county trying to say something about geopolitics
Yeah okay, ja'marcus, whatever you say. Meanwhile people who actually live here (and have lived in China too)...
Looking back we can see he always had delusional thoughts and lacked basic understanding of reality
You'd think Khabib and his team would just weigh in together, wonder why they didn't just do that? Bunch of them on the same card, train together and stuff
You told me to neck myself.
I said "I tried but the rope was Made In China" and then you got triggered? Why is that?
Now you're being racist to me and posting amerimutt memes for no reason.
Did the truth hurt!?
just noticed this card is basically Khabib and his troupe
>implying hk is china
At this rate it will be soon
>couldn't handle the bants
That's why I'm fucking out of here next month m8
Scores are only submitted if a fight goes to decision.
The fight was finished so these scores were not needed and not canon.
You're the one that's triggered.
Post-handover, the colony of Hong Kong became the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (SAR) and for official purposes is a part of China.
Take your dumb off-topic posts to /pol/.
Stop crying, HK is part of China and this is why there are riots going on right now.
Now back to Yea Forums Conor Bless I don't care if you love him or hate him... I love him just like China loves Hong Kong
In all seriousness best of luck m8, hope everything works out
No one is going to miss you chink
why is the mma fighting youtube chat moving so fast? wtf
Tons of khabib fans flooding it.
Bet the farm on the diamond
it's slowed down now though, but literally nothing was happening and the chat was moving ridiculously fast
Any muslims here? How big is Khabib in the muslim world?
I thought it was because those kids kept spamming "khabib time"
lel
Jamal, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
Thank you brother, I appreciate it. It's only going to get worse before it gets better over here, unfortunately, and it will never be HK again.
The absolute state of gooby fans.
You're right though, off-topic, I'll see myself out.
It's Muslims vs Christians
we /crusade/ now
>You're embarrassing yourself.
I think you did that to you.
Dunning-Krugger effect.
Kruger*
Just bet my 2002 Toyota Supra on Da Dymon
yeah that's right go back to /pol/ and argue with the other retards about how you think hong kong isn't china's bitch
Conor BLESS
Dustbin really has no chance in this fight, not even a small one.
Khabib is going to put him on his back the entire fight.
When Jim Miller can take you down and keep you down, you know you'r in big trouble.
I have two bitcoins left
Should I bet one on Dustin and one on Khabib?
>When Jim Miller can take you down and keep you down
this is such dumb shit and is basically MMA Math. Not only was that fight so long ago that it's almost irrelevant, but they're completely different fighters with different gameplans. Rumble took and held down DC multiple times, does that make him a better wrestler? Shit no, DC just allowed it because it wasn't a huge threat
Dustin has good grappling, since he has made Pettis quit from scrambling to mount. Alvarez managed little with his wrestling against Dustin, other than an illegal elbow
Conor won the third
>He went from apologizing to absolutely no one to apologizing to absolutely everyone
Goddamn Conor you gonna sit there and let Dustin roast you like that?
put it on davi ramos
cant wait to see the reaction to the woman match
Do they have to fight in hijabs?
Jamal is an Asian name, it's asian as SHIT.
will they be stoned or strangled?
The ring girls! :^)
Hate him or love him
Mcnuggets was based and kino.
Im unironically waiting on his redemption arc
>Not only was that fight so long ago that it's almost irrelevant
Let me stop you there. Stylistically, fighters RARELY change. Nothing is irrelevent.
Poirier beat Max 8 years ago. He beats him today.
Iaquinta beat Kevin Lee years ago. He beat him again this year.
This is almost always the case.
Conor wakes up one day to realize how he has hit rock bottom... leaves his drinking behind returns to sparring training and learning new techniques calls out everyone in the light weight division and starts winning fights decides it's time to fight for the belt and has earned it is now December and he's ready.
Good times.
Reddit as fuck
Stop posting
Where's the poop post guy? I woke up in the middle of the night last night and jotted these down out of nowhere.
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>Stipee Miopiss
>Donald "Cowdung" Pooronne
>Urinal Faber
>Alexcander Gutstuffedin aka Flushedoffson
>Cholera Gadelha
>Plug Hole Clogajunas
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
They still use the traditional unheeming methods over there
Yeah I see your point, saying it's almost irrelevant was probably the wrong term. But he has gotten so much better in that time, his skillset isn't really comparable.
never been there, you seem to be an expert though
Up in the mountains they had ring boys instead
Why is dagestan so gay?
god damn Sarah looking fine as fuc. THICCCC
haha wouldnt it be funny if you got heemed and the ring girl brapped in your face to wake you up haha
Yeah youd fit right in faggot
Stop posting here
>mma math
Poirier beat Max in a completely different way in their rematch. As I remember it, Max was doing pretty well on the feet against Poirier in their first outing. Then Poirier mixed his martial arts and put his significant advantage in grappling to use.
The Al Iaquinta vs Kevin Lee one is a good example though, agreed with that.
can't stand either of those slimy fucks, but Khabib did.
This thread sucks, we need the JordAnon back to fling some shit.
Dude here me out.
So... Um...
Just hear me out dude....
Max Holloway can heem Bobby Knuckles....
Hear me out... so... um... you know Max beat anthony pettis... and anthony pettis beat wonderboy.... who beat bobby knuckles....
dude..... max heems bobby knuckles
>Abu Dhabi card
>No Zabit
>No Mousasi
>Card being shown for free in Russia
Wew lad, could've been much bigger. Yes I know Mousasi is in Bellator now. Another mistep. Might've broke 1 mil PPV if they did this correctly.
No that's just you evading your ban using a vpn connected to your wifi not your lan line.
Go out and experience the country you're obsessed with but know nothing about instead of writing fanfic on Yea Forums you weeb faggot
Oh its a reddit fag who cant use deductive reasoning because hes mentally retarded so he creates false arguments in his head to argue against like red herring fallacies
pic related is a pure 10/10, but is probably lost on the /heem/ crowd
I bet a ton of muzzies have never seen a naked woman before outside their own assigned wives.
Any chance they storm the octagon during the women's fight and rape both female contenders?
Didnt realize how much Muslims look like mexicans.
although i'm rooting for dustin i know dana rigged this so they can expand into the arab market
prove me wrong after khabib wins on saturday
i can already see him at the post fight presser saying he is 28-0 and trying to get gps to fight and ducking tony
Imagine being this sheltered
Arab women and Latina women are very similar
seems like you love it since you're always on about it
did you get kicked out and now you're upset?
95217509
You need to stop posting
simply
s e e t h i n g
Mfw he noticed my shitty broken arabic, he's a good boy user.
>everyone who argues with me is from reddit.
The absolute state of /heem/.
I hear you noobs are going to get the UFC 242 stream next week. xD
i personally think italians and arabs look alike
do one cunt, been here before you were even born
I've been meaning to do a little retrospective on the last Abu Dhabi card, UFC 112.
To put it simply, that card's energy was malignant -- cursed.
We might see the same here.
You looking for a rough and tumble?
Tony Ferguson built the hospital he was born in.
hurr durr time zones
how do they work?
Some of them for sure
>my dick
*looks over to John Morgan*
Hold on brother Diego is talking
Do you guys go to tarot readers or clairvoyants for fight analysis / advice too? I'm finding just analysing their horoscopes isn't quite cutting it.
the ring girls from the ufc said they had fun in abu dhabi last time they were there
Autism discord redditors having a sook
Go back to your co dependent chatroom
ahah yes this was long before tag the sponsor
Dude, I know it's hard to believe but some people just browse /heem/ & /pol/... sometimes Yea Forums
I've been on Yea Forums since 2012 and have not once ever been to reddit. I know from pictures how it looks but it's not a format I would like to get to know.
I'm sure they were compensated accordingly having to endure what they did
I want to re-watch ufc 112 but i'm just going to do it after this one on saturday i am so hyped to see what happens it doesn't feel like a normal ppv because it's not in las vegas i feel a different aura around it since it's newer than the last time they were there
Is it a warm or cool aura?
Why would I be mad that Conor won?
are you guys seriously picking dustin over khabib?
Hot and smelly depending on diet
One??
You living in 2016?
protip: trump is going to win the election, bet heavily and you will be rewarded.
warm i see dana matt sera and the other people having fun splashing and sliding down water slides and in pools i see the palm trees and the desert it feels so weirdly nice
I guarantee you Dustin wins. I have never been so sure of anything in my life.
I purposely fuck older gypsy ladies just so we can drink coffee together in the morning and she can try to see my future in my cup
>blowjob pencil exposed as a can
>based silva dabbing on the ufc
112 was great
but muh 1,000 dollars a month
#yanggang is dead? :(
God fucking damn, I have never seen lats that long and thicc
This is dustins fight to lose
heheeheehheeh
trash talks a Hong Konger with...a China diss.
oof.
What are we doing here?
I'm (literally) always watching son, you know that right?
yikes
And it worked... it triggered him. They are having riots because "Hong Kong isn't China".
You should see his replies... nothing but s e e t h e .
My post was constructed for that sole purpose.
Bet the house on Khabib. Dustin is getting dusted.
yang said hes gonna guide americans to stop eating meat and thought living in shipping containers was a good idea
lolno, they get upto plenty of degeneracy but only behind closed doors.
that's because that's how his people arrive to the usa! :^) xD
It's over for pooirier
no wonder he has such top pressure. motherfucker is built like a ninja turtle.
>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?"
Just took the biggest Khabib
alot of caucasians fighters fighting tommorw. are real Caucasians the warrior race?
jeez, guy
>tfw remembered this week that dumbass askren losing to Masvidal means that Khabib has one less epic opponent to beat to try and climb the goat ladder
fuck, its pretty much Tony after this and maybe GSP. Holloway was also a good contender but he fucked up agaisnt Poirier.
Who else is left realistically? Covington at catch weight?
I got quads today now I got trips
No wonder his wrist control is so fucking heavy
What an absolute unit
Reeee
hey calm down ok
>s-send location
Just bjpennd my wife lads
I don't like Muslims
In reality it just makes him really good at hugging
Are you the ausie who posts crowd webms
It's over dustbin
Jihad on this kuffar
Reminder that Dustin was going to retire before UFC called him with the Max fight. He is a bitch with no heart and will crumble just like Canor.
Change the vpn you subhuman scum
This weight cut is tough brothers
Does pussy have carbs?
He also punk'd out of the Nate Diaz fight.
Does anyone else find her obsession with khabib really cute and wholesome?
No it feels like her dad is forcing her into it for some reason
Yes, she seems like a genuine fan.
Also look how tiny and adorable DJ looks here.
I thank god for my over developed lats
seething
Just saw rain man. Hoffman was pretty good but overall the movie was really boring and cheesy.
i remember watching that movie when i was 16 it made me cry for 20 fucking minutes straight.
>Dustbin trashed by both johnson&conor
>Khabib defeats both
Dude it's just a film
you realize there are middle aged autistic men like him right?
>get a standart rostelecom subscription
>watch all the ufc cards for free
Latlets seething
Khafudgepacker
I count cards for a living. You would be surprised how easy it is. You absolutely do not need to be rain man lmao.
what do white russians think of khabib?
Yeah, I'm talking to one right now
BOOM ROASTED
>Canadian triggered by a China joke
how ironic sorry chang
mur mur mur mur
>luvhandles
Khabitch left a trail of diarrhea dripping from his asscheeks when he walked out to the scale
Most of people hate him for being a huge hypocrite. Zabit is much more based so far.
how is he a hypocrite?
It must suck hating a fighter like Khabib. No weaknesses so you have to say absurd shit or photoshop nonsense as a retort. Embarassing
Guarantee my bodies better than yours beta
Dude I'm not lying, that actually happened
Honestly why no Zabit?
Guarantee mine is better than yours
non-/heem/ poster here.
What's this BJ Penn habbening that has inspired him to be in all your OPs as of late?
guys i cant believe we getting this ppv so soon
I'm curious, do you say "oink oink" or "moo moo"? Actually, nevermind, don't answer that. I don't want you to exhaust yourself typing that out, big boy.
fuck off
You are upset that Khabib is Muslim and embraces that culture over Russia. I get it.
But he has Based Putin's approval, therefor he has Russia's approval.
>t. tough cunt wearing a TAPOUT shirt
>No weakness
AAAAAAHHHHH JUDGES SAVE ME
He got heemed by some random bloke and cut from the UFC. Hes already on something like a 9 loss streak. Sad way to end a career.
Dustin wins via TKO
Boxing GOATs KO'd by some random bum in the street: 0
topkek ebin webm
Thanks user.
>Sad way to end a career.
Yeah I posted because I knew the name from back when I used to watch years ago and he was top tier. Never thought he'd go out like this.
The bloke clearly miss the weight though
Lol this guys meant to be some prodigy fighter
Embarrassing marketing meme
Looks like the worlds best bjj is still fucking useless
>Khabib manages to beat the fuck out of tibau (roided out monkey)
based
also khabib wins tomorrow by submission in 3rd/4th round.
>What is octagon control
I KO:ed Mike Tyson once in the Flamingo. Guy was harassing some fine women and I decided to set a stop for that. I walked up to him, tapped his shoulder and said "Hey mister". As he turned around I socked him with one punch straight on his chin. He got knocked out hard. The girls were quite shocked by my performance and rewarded me in my hotel room with oral sex.
fuck off
Imagine thinking this """""""banter""""""" is a good post to make.
Yikes.
He was back in the day but hes far past his prime.
I think someone posted he has the record amount of shots taken to the head and it is 2x more than any UFC fighter in history. He is CTE'd to the max.
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Sad proxy freak
fuck off
He was always a manlet and thdyre never real fighters
Tyson and ali and fedor and brock aren't getting dropped by random fat drunk guy
P4p is a meme to make manlets cope
>Tyson
>ali
>fedor
>brock
unironically kys
Go back to spamming Dern, you were much more tolerable then
95218034
Proxy fags are a symptom of the mentally disabled and should be treated kindly
take your meds schizo
Holy FUCK this guy is S E E T H I N G
So do you enjoy being utterly worthless? Or is it just something you put up with?
The only thing that I can imagine is worse than being recognized as a fighter and being challenged everywhere you go, is being recognized as a fighter with a glass jaw.
BJ Penn is going to be shopping for groceries and get KO'd by some 14 year old Hawaiin kid, and have selfiea posted of him getting t-bagged.
We should ban any flag that hasn't produced a UFC champion. Bongs are the first to go. Posting quality would improve drastically.
>pose himself as some sort of saint
>love my mommy and daddy
>people should be friends and not punch each other
>family, love and shit
>get a huge assblast from some russian gay ass pop singer for hosting his concert in Dagestan
>went so mad the concert was canceled
>chimped out on a diffrend dude, a theater actor, because my muzzie feelings hurt
>was super violent to everyone who tried to calm him down on twitter
>that lead to death threats to the actor's family from local muslims
>chimped out on a bar owner in Makhachkala because alchohol is haram
>bitched about it for ages
>lied about his cage jump
That's what I remember. He was a borderline criminal in his youth and even now he constantly gets in confrontations with random people.
Don't you EVER say shit to Jordanbro again, do you understand me?
I will stick my dick in your nose and sell you to queers. I will bury you like dogshit. Apologize.
They should have weight classes in tennis and football too to protect p4p best athletes from big strong tall men
Seems based, he sounds like a chad to me.
Literally none of this happened. Can't imagine how insane you are to craft these stories up in your head just to win an online argument
Just go along with it, khabib haters are delusional, they're fun to toy with.
Honestly kebab probably went for a sub because he was scared Conor might win the decision. Both were tired and even after that horrible round of round 2 for Conor he came back in r3. R1 would have been a toss up for the person that is more dominant in the later rounds
Everything of what I said was on the news. So keep denying, sandy.
i remember when i was 16 and thought mma was cool, now i realize it's mmGAY. You young ones will catch up sooner or later. Reject the jews.
Proof. Now. Before I beat you senseless.
sit cho ass down whiteboi
source?
Khabib is a fucking criminal you cucked retard, go jump off a bridge you faggot, i can't tell if youre a muslim or just a redditor either way please end your own life.
>needs steroids and record padding just to beat the natty goat
>loses anyway
uh yeah haha yeah uh yeah haha
Hong Kong, Special Administrative Region.. of what country?
>how is he a hypocrite?
>Public image of humble and spiritual, devote religious man but in reality laughs at homeless people while dangling money over them and making them do push-ups for it
>pic related
>what this guy said
I'm growing tired of this. You have one more chance. After that I swear on everything I love that I will knock your jaw clean off your face.
Khabib consistently weighs in with barely visible abs, and the biceps of a teenage boy, but his back is fucking yoked.
I guess thats a wrestling build?
Connors arms were like twice the size in their fight
>source?
his ass
okay retard, you're blinded with hate, deep down you know khabib is the GOAT lightweight.
badr was winning though, until his arm injury, we'll see in the rematch faggot.
>tfw no gf
>Special Administrative Region
Mainland citizen needs to apply for VISA to enter HK.
Totally same country though.
Fucking drooling retards with no idea of anything outside of their doorstep can't resist commenting on the flag.
free peleastine
free my boi colbi
Not the same person, also where's khabibs father in that pic?
most muslim men are hypocrits, the rules only apply to women
You can go and search russian news outlets.
this
all that fake pious shit is so cringe, the people who believe it are even more cringe, nevermind hanging out with warlords, what kind of pious muslim goes around in gucci and is obsessed with money. The guy is a wannabe saudi prince literal inbred.
He doesn't own his father. Is he supposed to disown him or something for having sex with a woman?
>laughs at homeless people while dangling money over them and making them do push-ups for it
Shut up, you cry baby bitch. That's probably the first time those lazy bums have ever worked for something in their pathetic lives.
cut your hair and lose weight freak
based retard
I miss Eddie, bros... why'd he have to retire ;_;
Proof
how trustworthy is russian news? pretty honest on everything not related to putin, putin's billionaire friends or america/ukraine/kazahkstan?
I miss heemcord, bros... why'd they have to retire me ;_;
Khabib's father is behind the camera, they are stills from a video that was originally posted on:
2chDOThk
remove DOT for .
among other places, I'm sure. Who knows, maybe the wayback machine can help you find the original vid of Khabib's father and uncle in the backroom of this Dagestani restaurant, haggling with the whore over the price for a blowjob for khabib's uncle.
The dagestani muslims are a special kind. Of course they recognize that their religion and god frowns upon this, but they believe that allah goes to sleep at night and won't see all the sins that they can then commit.
Khabib's a dominant fighter and there are few lightweight fighters than can give him problems, but this by no means equates to him being a good person or someone that you would respect if you knew his true identity.
Real talk though, why does Colby wear eyeliner?
>Khabib's father is behind the camera,
so you have no proof khabibs father was there, k.
khabib is a good person and is very based, your low effort shilling isn't working chink.
They're pretty shitty but they literally sourced Khabib's social media accounts.
>this worried cope
I hope you are right friend
I heard you in vc one time and it got me erect. See, I'm not gay, but I'm have a prominent fetish for women with masculine traits, and your voice reminded me of this one tranny I jerk off to very often. Just thought you'd like to know. BTW I didn't fap to your voice or anything, I just thought it sounded pretty. Feminine and articulate. And wait I thought you got with Greek girl, what happened bro?
>fanboy cope
Embarrassing and cringe.
>Jordan
Image my shock.
Kek if this is real it is pretty pathetic
Stop sperging out you dumb ayyrab. Kebab is a filthy churka. What do you expect? That he really is some nice guy? He is part of an animal tribe and I know the story about kebab chimping out at the singer and famous person is true. Happened before and around the Conor fight. Just Google it yourself
First of all you're completely wrong, second of all even all of those things happened that doesn't make khabib bad.
I wanted to be in VC for this weekend but I got kicked. Not sure if I was banned or not from heemcord, but I don't know why.
[spoiler]My voice isn't feminine[/spoiler]
>Happened before and around the Conor fight.
if it really happened around that time everyone would have been talking about it faggot
>j-just google bro
BTFO
>just kisses
>don't be bitching
>let's wrestle
So many cool variants and yet Dana decided to go with fake and gay """it's only business""". Lost a lot of respect for UFC after that.
Yes it is. Would you like an invite, brother?
Holy shit how new are you? People talked about it all over here. We even suggested Conor to use that walkout song to trigger kebab since most of Russia disliked the churka for being an ape. Your double digit fanboy IQ is showing if you didn't even know this happened with your favorite inbred fighter
based
invite me nigga
>People talked about it all over here
>here
there you go
its based anyway, fuck degenerate singers and fuck those who insult islam, khabib is based as fuck.
Cmon guys its really not that hard to google.
How new are you? I remember all the outrage re the rap thing when it happened last year.
bloodyelbow.com
rt.com
fightsports.tv
etc etc im not doing your fucking research for you.
Also, I'm a khabib fan. idgaf if hes a hypocrit, hes a good fighter which is the reason i watch mma not fucking man drama.
"Your success will be determined by your own CONFIDENCE and fortitude"
- Colby Chaos Covington
As long as it's not Asturbator's cuck discord again.
I wanna see who this t0sh is
based
>It's le b-based..
Kek whatever you say muhammed. Kebab is a thug and Islam is the cancer on this planet. Hope Dustin shuts him down
> i watch mma not fucking man drama.
Cringe, go watch something gay like kickboxing or judo if you don't like masterfully written storytelling, you cuck. Literally no one in their right mind watches MMA for '''fighting' techniques'''. Conor bless.
>Implying 我不会说中文
>Implying 香港独立
OK bud. Let me know when you get UN recognition. A high degree of autonomy does not a country make. Remind me, what's happening in 2047 again? And who approves all candidates for HK executive?
>你不是中国人?你建什么国?
>Dustin gets shut down by johnson and conor
>johnson and conor both get shut down by khabib
>Kebab is a thug
Lol, I don't think you could have sounded more of little bitch, if you tried. Untwist your panties and grow a pair, sweetheart.
I will not invite you and I am not your "nigga"
Conceive.
Believe.
Achieve.
I'm not a chink, Muhammad. I literally couldn't give one single shit about insectoid politics, I'm already out of this place in less than a month. Your animosity is misguided.
>flag
that's how is supposed to work buddy
take the mohammed pill
Why not dawg
based luke is still a virgin and therefore our guy
>rockhold
>virgin
he got assfucked by DC multiple times
Don't argue about something you don't know jack shit about then. HK is part of China, get the word geopolitics out of your mouth if you don't even have a grasp of the most basic facts about a place you yourself live in.
>MMA math
>In /heem/
Be gone cazzie. Back to plebbit where you came from
Cool story Emre. Write more about it on your gayblog
That's too bad because I won't invite you because I want to watch you squirm and writhe like a bitch. Mmm, yeah you little cuck. Keep crying little cuck. Yeah, you gonna cry? Pussy.
PS what is this about there being two discords? Invite me to that other discord yeah? I'm sick of these same Reddit cunts bro. Hook a nigga up my boy.
So umm...
Khapoo Nurmapeemedov
Why is the axe murderer so damn based?
>MMA math bad
fuck off tardy
khabib is going to fight after his brother islam get chocked out by my man davi ramos
bet your house on peahead
I invented Poobib Poogamedov
Schaub > Stipe then?
I also watch Judo, Sumo, Kickboxing, BJJ and Muay Thai.
Combat sports are the only real sport.
You're a literal retard that's never even spoken to a Hong Konger about this, let alone stepped foot in mainland China or HK. Me not being a chink doesn't mean you're not a shit-for-brains faggot with no clue or perspective on what you're even shitposting about. Educate yourself you stupid cunt, despite whatever you heard on jewtube or pol HONG KONG IS NOT CHINA, and if you'd ever bothered to step out of your bubble of retardation, you'd see that too.
Khabitchassnigga finna bouta get abudabbed on
BEARS NIGGA!!!
I miss him bros
I'm not the guy you responded to, but Hong Kong is a part of China. Hong Kong is not an independent nation. Mainlanders need permission to travel to HK because it's a special area, this is not proof of independence. It doesn't matter what people say; the angriest independence rioter would have to concede the fact that Hong Kong is a part of China. That's the reason he's out on the street with an umbrella. 1 nation 2 systems. Key is the 1 nation part of that. How can you live there and not realise where you are? You don't have to be Chinese/Hong Konger/whatever you want to say to know these things.
jesus those were some good elbows
how do I get yoked lats lads?
Dustin will win because then Tony vs Khabib won't happen
weighted pull ups
start with barbell rows and push ups with a horizontal grip bar
Excited to see Taisumov back in action
Sucks that his visa issues keep him out of USA, and by extension out of the title picture.
anything resembling a chin up, neutral grip pullup, regular pullup, lat pulldown, any type of row variation
now do that for 10 years while adding weight when possible
There's two Discords, which one are you in? There's Luke's one and then there's Lister's one. Also the heem WhatsApp, but I was only even in Lister's heemcord.
Is he a criminal or something? Why won't they let him fight in US?
was meant for Please invite me, I will apologise for what I did to get me kicked
It's sad Luke got bullied so bad he made his own, he sucked up to Lister so much.
Autist reddit discord co dependent freaks
sources on criminal, concert and theatre stuff
Bent over rows, lat pulldown
oh no no no
just dm valbong
Nah Luke got bullied in the other heemcord, so he left the original one, even though the guy that bullied him wasn't in that one. It was really weird.
Valbong cancelled his invite so I think he got me kicked/banned
youtube.com
lol "Khabib Nurmagomedov's Combat Sport History", video doesn't mention anything about his padded record and how he fought nothing but bums
dm i_l0ve_b0ypuccixXx then
Who is your favorite female fighter?
In many more ways then one and just like Colby, it would seem that jorge doesn't seem to have any kind of fanbase at all and is trying to piggyback of Nate.
Chael said DC is better than Randy Couture because DC is more current.
Chael basically insulted Islam by saying this.
espn.com
A 12-year-old girl in San Diego named Kylie Meade has built a social-media campaign around Nurmagomedov and his hat. At the UFC 209 open workouts in Las Vegas in March 2017, Nurmagomedov participated in a question-and-answer session with fans. Meade asked him why he wears the papakha, and Nurmagomedov explained that it represents his Dagestani culture and symbolizes him going to war. Then he called her up on stage and gave her an authentic papakha of her own.
Meade, who uses the social media handle "Mini Khabib," attends UFC events with her father, JC Cannegieter; fighters and other notable people in MMA pose with her while wearing a papakha. It's dubbed the "Khabib Time Challenge," and UFC stars such as Jon Jones, Daniel Cormier and Max Holloway, among many others, have taken part. Meade posts all the photos and videos of her papakha interactions on social media for her more than 96,000 followers on Instagram and more than 10,000 YouTube subscribers.
"I wanted to show Khabib that a lot of other UFC fighters support him," said Meade, who won't be in Abu Dhabi for Saturday's card. "I wanted to spread Khabib's culture with MMA fans and other fighters."
Meade said few UFC fighters have turned down her request to do the "Khabib Time Challenge," but Tony Ferguson, a longtime Nurmagomedov rival, wasn't interested in playing along.
Wow what a sad story. She will grow up, realize what she was used as a tool to promote, and will inevitably lash out. Poor thing.
youtu.be
Fuck yeah
All the homeless cubans in miami are his fans
Her grandparents:
His real parents (her father's) passed away when he was only 2 weeks old. His father shot his mother and shot himself while he was in the car.
the only good heem poster (and Yea Forums poster) is the peruvian, jorge should embrace his peruvian roots
>colby holding out to get ppv points
>misses the opportunity to beat snoozeman
>misses opportunity to fight masvidal for maximum ppv gainage
Wow what a brainlet. I dont think i can boy this faggot anymore
Can someone post the heemcord link? About to dip out to China and won't be able to shitpost on the chan since my VPN gets flagged
>kylie meade
>meade
Wait shes not even russian? What a weirdo
>pretend trump supporter
just be a fan of costa
Lmao what happened to big Dan?
she's from san diego
For me, it's been Zhang Weili for almost a year, glad she's getting her time in the sun
I figured she had some kind of russian lineage the way her and her dad dickride khabozo
*glass breaks*
Just cashing in on Russian marks who are dumb as dirt and endangering his daughter in the process. As one does.
she could her father was adopted they don't even have the same last name she could be 3% russian
>favorite fighter thinks women shouldn't be anything but mothers
Is Liana Jojua vs Sarah Moras actually the fight we've all been waiting for tomorrow?
Aspen ladd is very good at fighting
who nose it could be
> dustin has been seen eating 500 bananas a day
gonna have unlimited gas and whoop khabob
>how he fought nothing but bums
In many ways, Khabib outgrappled a far better grappler than Poony "El Duckuy" Ferguson before he ever joined the UFC.
sherdog.com
In many ways, Khabib was a more proven grappler than current Poony before he even joined the UFC.
wonder why they call him MARGHLIOTTA
correct. She'd still be undefeated if retard herb didn't stop it early after one lucky punch knocked her off balance.
People think they know me
Say I'm wound a little tight
Tell me I go looking for trouble
That I'm always ready for a fight
But, I'm just an easy-going Aspen
Not crossing any line
I'm a caring individual
Most all the time
Most all the time
Quite alot of the time
It's just that
Oh hell yeah
Sometimes I drink a little beer
Sometimes I make a little mess
Sometimes I get a little angry
Sometimes I kick a little ass
Whoah
You know..
Sometimes...
I kick a lot of ass
Oh hell yeah
big nose = big milkies everyone knows that
I saw miesha Tate's vagina and it actually looked really good. That, to me, was very surprising. No idea of its current state, though. Might not be any tread left on the tires.
I did not expect any less from people who call Iaquinta Aiaquinta, goddamn anglos and their fucked up vowels
> khabib had to get undressed to make weight
grim
gonna get ko'd
it was in perfect condition cuz of Bryan who always took care of it. I dont know about the current state
>Cuck thomas said he would do multiple videos on Dustin's TDD and Khabib's grappling this week
>still hasn't made the second one
Hurry the fuck up you bearded soicuck.
I can only imagine it's long since been obliterated.
He realized Dustin gets outwrestled by non-wrestlers and he likes to put himself in bad positions
I invented the Trashbin Ladd meme
Why does everyone act so certain Dustin loses just coz he has no chance at grappling?
All he has to do is hit khabib with a good shot when khabib gets too cocky with his striking.
Her dad JC Cannegieter is an aspiring musician and photographer. I assumed he'd be a creep but didn't find anything majorly bad. Sad childhood story though his dad shot his mom and then himself while he was in the car which left him partial deaf.
based and durianpilled
le walk around at 200 pounds but cut to 155 pounds the sport
Alright, if khabib beats dustin with ease you all have to admit he's the GOAT, deal?
your posts are shit
Fug man. The main event is like 4:30 am over here
>Her dad JC Cannegieter is an aspiring musician and photographer.
that's a fancy way of saying on welfare
Hm, I just don't "get" hooks. My arm just doesn't work that way.
Khabib wins, zuba wins, islam wins.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Why'd you stop posting Dern?
Hmm...
good morning lukas. thoughts on circles?
can you write 'bj penn is a fat faggot' in arabic?
1. Hollywood’s Bleeding
2. Saint-Tropez
3. Enemies f. DaBaby
4. Allergic
5. A Thousand Bad Times
6. Circles
7. Die For Me f. Future & Halsey
8. On the Road f. Meek Mill & Lil Baby
9. Take What You Want f. Ozzy Osbourne & Travis Scott
10. I’m Gonna Be
11. Staring at the Sun f. SZA
12. Sunflower f. Swae Lee
13. Internet
14. Goodbyes f. Young Thug
15. Myself
16. I Know
17. Wow
LMFAO WERE ON THE SAME PROXY DEREK
1. Hollywood’s Bleeding
2. Saint-Tropez
3. Enemies f. DaBaby
4. Allergic
5. A Thousand Bad Times
6. Circles
7. Die For Me f. Future & Halsey
8. On the Road f. Meek Mill & Lil Baby
9. Take What You Want f. Ozzy Osbourne & Travis Scott
10. I’m Gonna Be
11. Staring at the Sun f. SZA
12. Sunflower f. Swae Lee
13. Internet
14. Goodbyes f. Young Thug
15. Myself
16. I Know
17. Wow
1. Hollywood’s Bleeding
2. Saint-Tropez
3. Enemies f. DaBaby
4. Allergic
5. A Thousand Bad Times
6. Circles
7. Die For Me f. Future & Halsey
8. On the Road f. Meek Mill & Lil Baby
9. Take What You Want f. Ozzy Osbourne & Travis Scott
10. I’m Gonna Be
11. Staring at the Sun f. SZA
12. Sunflower f. Swae Lee
13. Internet
14. Goodbyes f. Young Thug
15. Myself
16. I Know
17. Wow
not coboling today?
بج بينن مخنث
CHECK YOUR FUCKING INBOX BEFORE POSTING ON HEEEEEEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ONE MORE POST BEFORE NOT REPLYING TO MY EMAIL AND YOURE DEAD
youtube.com
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jesus you have a lot of energy for this early in the morning in the midwest lmfao
>spammy's back
Glad I got back in heemcord where this retard can't spam
Newfag to /heem/ here, who is this autist?
THIS RIGHT HERE IS DEREKDONT GET IT MIXED UP BLUD
ALLERGIC
when's the weigh in?
unironically gonna hook up a dvd burner and make a copy of this album for my morning commute to publix
>95220177
i'm retarded, my bad
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UNIRONICALLY LAUGHED
>Newfag to /heem/ here
LMAO why do you do this every time you get a proxy banned? Do you honestly think I won't recognize your posts and report every single one? I mean really.
Reem bless!
do heavyweights last longer because they don't have 50 pound weight cuts?
last longer? what, like in a sexual sense?
no in like a post malone chart topping sense
There's a timeline where Till beat Woodley and "la" posting fills every thread. Elias getting cut is universal, though.
You're legit mentally ill, i have no idea what you're talking about
First you're asking how long it takes me to cum and now you're talking about tops and bottoms? Slow it down brotha. I'm not that easy. But if you play your cards right...
BUY HB YOU FUCKING ZILCH
postmalone.lnk.to/hollywoodsbleeding
Lol ok. Don't play me like a fool. You know who you are. I know who you are. Stop playing these immature games.
Guys i think im mentally ill. Is this why im drawn to this """sport"""?
>half of this thread is filtered
must have been rough
Ok, who am i?
sorry to disappoint you mutty but i'm not a regular here
This would be my walkout if i were in the UFC
There it is again lol. I don't get it. Do you actually think this kind of charade really prevents you from getting banned or something? Your posts are so blatant. Be a little more inconspicuous on your next proxy, eh bud?
Whatever you say retard
كس امك
Wow, he can copy/paste from google translate
omg its happening.We lost a faithful and religious Christian
You came back home and you see this.What u do?
Enjoy your mental illness
See, this is one of your cardinal missteps when you post. You try to pretend that you're actually from the country of whichever proxy you're from. You larped as Bulgarian, Danish, Greek, etc etc. In reality, nobody actually cares and you'd be better off just not mentioning it at all. It's obvious and desperate, so stop doing it. I'm sure your next reply will be "dude you're crazy bro xD" or something of that nature in a weak attempt to throw me off the trail. Just know that I'm on your ass, son. I am watching. I taught you everything you know.
So if i prove i'm from jordan what will you do?
Why hasn’t r/heem made spicy webmasters of this?
youtu.be
youtu.be
Live one fc
Valentina smoking hot
pretty b&R, anyone of note on his card?
>keeps extensive collection of archive posts
>spends all day on Yea Forums
I'm sure you never save images to assist your larp
Is there ever unless the ufc hasbeens are fighting? Watch for spicy mooeytai with mma gloves
Hmm, I expected better. I will leave you with this though: On your next proxy, try something a little less exotic. Probably something like Switzerland or Russia. Definitely not Thailand and DEFINITELY not Kenya again. I'll see you around.
cutey girl rn
no mma today because it's illegal in vietnam
afaik
This is what mental illness looks like folks
Khabib is honestly done for, all he had to drive him forward was that "hunger" but he's probably content with all that fame lost it along the way. Lets not forget that his body is completely fucked, I bet he's going to have a stroke soon during today or tomorrow
I'm not pretending to be American, homey
COLBY IS OUT
>COLBY IS OUT
COLBY IS OUT
>COLBY IS OUT
COLBY IS OUT
>COLBY IS OUT
COLBY IS OUT
>COLBY IS OUT
i'm not pretending to be anything, take your meds mutt.
I honestly don't care whether Dustin or Khabib wins. I like them both and just hope it's an entertaining fight
tell her that i'm motorboating her ass
Khabib is so focused on his fame he told the journos to fuck off and skipped his media obligations to focus on preparation for the fight.
You're fucking inbred.
Wth wmuay thai is way better than wmma
>motorboating
kek
seethe and cope
Post more scribbles
youtu.be
based
why? so your mutt ass would scream GAWGLE TRANSLATE
You've got the impotent rage part of the larp down
Sorry it’s late very busy gtg
someone prepare the new thread. make sure its bj penn edition no shitposting bullshit
God I remember exrx
Except for when pillow boy was on top for 10 minutes punching a downed opponent on his back and achieving zero damage. Kebab is a terrible striker and will get exposed by a decent wrestler who can punch.
how a momPov tier milf shitted a turd that ugly
>Stylistically, fighters RARELY change
This is so fucking stupid it could only be said by some fat fucking shithead who doesn't actually train anything
No one cares you're all fucking insects
Proof that boxing>mmgay for "the streets"
combo of those sleeze bags and Dana being a fuck tard I think
You got heemed by your wife?