/nfl/ General - Trubisky A Shit Edition

Do you think Aaron Rodgers will get a blowjob from his girlfriend tonight?

Rodgers is a has-been and Trubisky is a never-was.

I seriously hope Rodgers isn't proud of that pathetic effort

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i want my 3 hours back

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Rax

Sad

Grade your teams offseason from F to A+

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SHITCONGO BOOMERS
FOREIGN BANDWAGONERS
TWITTER NOGS
B T F O

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>the dilapidated shanty town of shitcongo

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CHICAGO IS BEING PUNISHED FOR DRAFTING A CIS WHITE MALE QB OVER TWO POC QBS WHO ARE NOW MILES ABOVE TRUSHITSKY!

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET SHITCAGO.

no chips
Luckman won 4 AND served in WWII

Imagine being such a worthless franchise that you have to retreat 35 years in the past for comfort.

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rix grassman

Antonio Brown just fuck over the Raiders

god it feels nice to know that on sunday I can just relax and enjoy the games

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That was a fucking preseason game with starting lineups

its past their bedtime

Fuck Michaels and Collibsworth for pretending like tonight’s performance by the Packers was the reason for the result. Trubisky is an embarrassment.

Trubisky is just a discount Carson Wentz

RAMS

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meme
Luckman won championships and an MVP

>packers
>A+

This is a reminder that Bears and their fans are personally responsible for making Aaron Rodgers happy today. Now think about what you've done. Shame. SHAME.

It's BECAUSE of that shit 35 years ago that the franchise is so pathetic now. Everyone keeps hanging onto MUH 85 and excuses the current state of the franchise and front office and players. It's disgusting.

B+
safeties and OLBs look much much improved
new coach cant be graded yet. real problems on communication and execution on offense but the pieces are there

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>the frozen waste of the NFCN
Vicucks win at 9-7, getting the 4th seed over Loins on a tiebreaker.

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Honestly? Sloppy game; Putting 0 stock into it but I’ll say this. Both these teams are gonna be going head to head for this division. That bears defence is fuckin terrifying even if Trubisky is an offensive* and Rodgers when healthy is undisputedly the best QB in the NFC and those new acquisitions did their jobs tonight.

Vikings offence is still in shambles and their defence snapped since the iggles fucked them like an NTR hentai. They’re a nuisance but no chance of another real deep playoff run. Lions aren’t even worth throwing peanuts at.

6/10. This is why the preseason is crucial. Also fuck Thursday night football in general.

it takes longer for offenses to start to work efficiently than it does for defenses. This is why the miami/florida week 0 game was such a fucking mess, and the same applies to this game. When your starting offense barely plays in the preseason, you exacerbate the issue. And it doesn't help when even if your offense was working at full capacity you have a shitty meme qb like trutitsky

>le kisses le tit tees man haha xDDD
>DAE da BURRS winning da SUPERB OWL?? xDD
>

The Bears would have won if Winston was their QB

Prove me wrong

I like to think God did that about two decades ago.

>Got rid of Bell
>Got rid of AB
>Resigned Haden
>Got cozy draft picks like Snell Gentry
>Drafted an absolute stud by trading up in the draft
It's pretty gre-
>resigned rapistburger
It's up and down

>Colts
>A
>Pre-Season - F-

>Burrs are the only team in the league with a loss :^)

With the first pick in the 2020 NFL Draft the Oakland Raiders select...

>burrs

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Which is worse?
>Mitch Trubisky’s quarterback play
Or
>Minnesota fans’ manliness?

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And now with the second pick in the 2020 NFL Draft the Oakland Raiders select another QB! The Raiders have just Drafted Tua and Herbert!

>>>>
packers D was good tonight. they got a ton of pressure from 4 man rushes, well timed blitzes, shut down the run game entirely, and the secondary held against good recievers

Do you think that if Adrian Amos had tiddies that Trubiskey wouldn't have thrown that pick on 3rd down?

*slaps your fat fucking bear snout*
That's for giving Aaron Rodgers something to smile about. No sympathy. Fuck you. Go back to your room. No supper tonight.

>burrs passed on Watson AND Mahomes

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Big Ben is still good but I think he has one or maybe two seasons left in him tops. Going to be weird seeing Big Been, Brees, Brady, Rivers, and Manning all retiring aoon

>/nfl/:
>GOD WILL THE BEARS FANS STOP CRYING AND BOOING IT'S ONLY ONE GAME THEY'RE SO INSUFFERABLE

>also /nfl/:
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURRS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHITCAGO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mitch looked awful tonight

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Hey thanks Bears, thanks

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>MUH TITTY KISSER WILL! TAKE A STEP FORWARD THIS YEAR
>HE HAS TO GUYS
>MUH MVP CALIBER
>MUH VEGAS ODDS

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>bears fans
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

So did the Jags but no one gives them shit you obsessed weeb faggot

It’s almost comparable to a crime against nature like what went down for the Lakers after Dr Bus died

Family matriarch takes over a legend and insist they wanna do the football right even though her spawn lobby against players healthcare, they destroyed their own historic monument of an stadium to boost ticket prices and just putz around with shit management for literal decades and insist the nepotism should persist.

NFL Standings
1: Packers
2: Saints, Falcons, Panthers, Buccaneers, Titans, Colts, Texans, Jaguars, Patriots, Jets, Bills, Dolphins, Cowboys, Giants, Redskins, Eagles, Chargers, Chiefs, Broncos, Raiders, Seahawks, Rams, 49ers, Cardinals, Ravens, Bengals, Browns, Steelers, Lions, Vikings
32: Bears

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First 2 hurt but could be fine. Haden is old and injury prone but serviceable and rapist is still a HOF QB. Draft picks I have no idea about

Trubiskey may be good at kissing tiddies but he sucks at football
I knew trading Howard was a terrible idea

>score only 3 points
>expect fans to not be mad and complain

Huh? Explain this please?

Alright. Ima stick up for Burrs bros. Mahomes had a year to learn the system from Alex Smith and was coached up by the QB Messiah Andy Reid. Any other team takes Mahomes, and he ends up like Vince Young

They were utterly average. The secondary didn't need to do anything because Trubisky can't fucking throw a sideline pass to save his life. Everything sailed over their heads.

You can't gauge a defense against a quarterback like Trubisky just like you couldn't against a guy like Bortles, because the man literally CANNOT fucking throw a football. That leaves run as their only good option, or bad passes up the middle and hope the jump ball works in your favor.

Also, Rodgers played like complete shit, and barring some insane luck(double coverage jump ball going in his favor), that game was a 3-3 tie.

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Eagles get a B from me

whats to explain? im making fun of bears fan at their expense.

Mitchell Trubisky?

More like BITCHell TruSHITsky

Probably because it's only game 1?

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AYY PANINI

DON'T YOU BE NO MEANIE

RIP UP MITCH'S CAAARDDSS THAT NIGGA'S THROWIN LIKE A QUEENIE

YUH OW

1985

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ONE

AND

ZERO

Mitch Trubisky?

More like Butch Cuntshitfuckass

It's called shitposting.

vikings didn't actually look like that

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based
zoomer

SING IT WITH ME Yea Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=avRHH9uAL4Q

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OH FUCK THEY'RE BLITZING NOOO

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But it's not just one game. Mitch and the offense shit the bed in the playoffs and against every team that wasn't the Lions, Bucs, Jets, and Vikings. For fucks sake they only scored 16 points against the Cards last year

>underthrowing when blitzed and youre less than 30 yards from the end zone
jesus christ what a faggot, high schoolers have better awareness than this

It's so weird watching this after the Bears Packers game. Literally feel like I'm drinking cool water after dying of thirst. Look at how fucking clean that Patriots play is.

>Vikes
>B-
invested in the oline and run game. there's potential, but I'll believe it only when i see it

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It's a weird feel, NFCN is usually a top 3 division, and is arguably historically the best division. With the Packers on the way down and the hyped BEARS imploding in a brief 3 hour span, the best team in the division is headed by Mr Death Rocks

>n-NO THE BEARS WILL BEAT THE PACKERS
>n-n-NO THE BEARS WERE JUST BAD THE PACKERS WON'T WIN ANYMORE
It's honestly been a while since I've seen a team make Yea Forums as assmad as the packers have

No no. You misunderstood. Getting rid of AB and Bell were HUUUUUGE positives. I'm a huge believer in the idea that skill players are over-praised for the actual amount of success they add (i.e. Any elite rb or wr that the Lions have ever produced). I'd rather have a happy O-line. And hopefully Rooney will "transition" Tomlin away from the team soon, too. The cancer corp is finally getting cut away

>fraud squad

Bears are a top-3 defense and the Packers are on a brand new offense with a brand new head coach and didn't play their starters all pre-season. Any other retarded questions?

I'm not even a Bears fan. I'm just mad because I hate Aaron Rodgers and Mitch Trubisky is such an incompetent asswipe that he gave Packers fans something to be smug about. Now I just hate the Bears. Literally the only way they could earn their way back into my good graces is a 31+ to zero shutout in Lambeau.

hey, he should throw to the guy with the 80 on him

they won a lot of one-on-one matchups against good recievers and an average at worst OL. youre really reaching to discount that
>cannot throw a football
this contradicts inconsistent accuracy. he has a great arm, just misses several throws a game and forces the ball. defenders still have to he there for the latter
>insane luck(double coverage jump ball going in his favor),
HA yeah a TE several inches taller than the defender with inside leverage is """""insane luck""""" seethe harder retarded casual

please, even though the bears are shit, remember
>green gay

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holy fuck. This happened last year? How can anyone trust trubisky

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3 points

>110 million united states dollars

Trubisky is so stupid that any defense worth a damn will confound him. Drop now!

>le belichick system babby

>jets
Spent a bit much in FA but I'll still say a solid A
>preseason
A as well. Montgomery didnt look fantastic, and Gase used him a fuckton in the starter drives. and we also never saw Bell and the starting offense performed well regardless when Sam threw it.

WE COULD HAVE HAD MAHOMES REEEEEEEE

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KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!!!

Gase is going to use Montgomery in the same way he used Albert Wilson, and the highlights that will cause has me creaming my jeans

>PACK IS BACK
PACK IS BACK
>PACK IS BACK
PACK IS BACK
>PACK IS BACK
PACK IS BACK
>PACK IS BACK
PACK IS BACK
>PACK IS BACK
PACK IS BACK
>PACK IS BACK
PACK IS BACK
>COWBOY RODGERS IS SHOOTING ALL THE GAYS IN TITLE TOWN

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>Chicago dealt the No. 3 pick, their third round pick (No. 67), one of their fourth round picks (No. 111) and a 2018 third-round pick to move up and take Trubisky
I laugh every fucking time I think about it

the only good news for the Bears is the fact that they haven't killed their cap for Bitch Trushitsky
if he sucks this year they should look at a QB next year

Better to be a green Gay than a ViCuck who had to watch an eagles team win the super bowl in their own house, against the GOAT dynasty, after they mentally snapped in an NFCCG to that exact same eagles team.

That’s some lovely NTR plot right there.

>Any other team takes Mahomes, and he ends up like Vince Young

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#1 defense vs #2 defense

It's the same every year. Love it when a teams fans get uppity in the off season then get crushed the next kek. You're next Browns

Reminder that Goff beat that meme Mahomes. Titbishit could never make these throws
youtu.be/t3J4Zbe087k

>throwing into double coverage is smart because one guy was taller
I think I'll just let the gloating wear off for a week before I try to discuss anything with packers fans before they continually say retarded shit like this. It's even worse because for one of the throws, the secondary wasn't even watching the ball or they would have been in position to knock it down.

But whatever, you can say whatever retarded shit you want after a win so I'll just let you think Rodgers is a god for his jump ball luck.

>the scheme and o-line babby won vs a pure QB
wow who would have guessed

Vince Young's problem was the fact that he was a fat lazy nigger

smile for the camera faggot

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Toxins
Z-

I mean has there’s been a week 1 that was truly indicative of what was gonna happen for the rest of that season?

My eagles lost a good fight against Master Reid and they went on to win it all that year. Last year Packers won but the bears ended up in the playoffs while Rodgers wasn’t the same after getting nicked by the new menace of the NFC, kahil Mack

>double coverage
regardless of how many bears were there, there were exactly two players who could have made a play on the ball
Graham and the ONE guy covering him
Rodgers threw the ball where Graham could get it, he's a very tall TE, it's not rocket science, you're just very upset.

32 teams passed on Tom Brady including the patriots

HAAHAHAHAHJJAHAHAHAH THE STATE OF SHITTBURRRRSSA

ayy I won $20 tonight thanks Aaron

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Reminder that Tom Brady and Peyton Manning were also scheme and o-line babies. This pure QB BS is what they say about Brett Farve. Both Memehomes and Farve have shit throwing mechanics

>o-line babby
What a shit take. His team definitely wins his games for him, but it's with speed and grit more than power. Unironically elite blocking WRs prop up the run game, and quick west coast passes/motions/draws keep the defenses from pinning their ears back. It's not rocket science

BARS POSTERS ARE ON SUICIDE WATCH PACK IS BACK

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lmao, stay stupid, and I'll bicker with you next week or whatever

It's like this every year.

You're acting like he reached above his head or in a place where his height mattered, and he didn't. It hit him at head level, easily within reach of the floundering secondary. But again, I don't care. The Bears lost that game because Mitch Trubisky is a pile of shit. Not because the Packers D was good. Not because Aaron Rodgers was good.

I have nothing left to say to you because you'll just gloat and say stupid incorrect shit.

LOL LOOK AT THEM

It's time, Chicago. He could even get "lynched" at Subway one night.

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>Peyton Manning
>scheme babbie
so here's a guy who didn't start watching football until 2 years ago

Yes he will get a blowjob from his girlfriend (male) tonight

COPE

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>he hit the receiver in his hands so it's a bad throw
literally listen to yourself you fucking loser

Pretty sure the Bears starters got 0 reps during the preseason because their coach is a brainlet

Bears lost to the packers last year too, and look what happened, they finished 12-4. You shitposters are sufferable fucks. I can’t imagine how fat and ugly you cunts are.

>packers fans are actually saying their team played well tonight
kek

lol

Chiefs desu ne

>the last time Kap played at Soldier Field

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>and look what happened
double doink?

Fact: the Bears have lost 100% of their games this season

He was a scheme babbie in that the scheme was to just let him do whatever he wanted because your OC accepts that whatever play he just called was retarded

except this year they're going 0-2 against the packers

bears had the easiest schedule in the league last year and look what happened!

you seem incredibly upset
I'd get it if MY favorite team had the worst record in the NFL
but see, my team, The Green Bay Packers, actually have the BEST record in the NFL!

>boss was talking mad shit about the packers for a month straight and said theh were going to get annihilated by da burrs in this game
>mfw the reality
Tomorrow's gonna be fun

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New kicker you dumb nigger.

0-1

>unironically misses the entire field on a kickoff
kek

>hit a receiver in the hands
>with multiple defenders in range to intercept or bat it
The point is he got lucky you fucking retard. Not that it was a bad throw, but that it was a bad decision.

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>what is peyton manning's Rookie season
>what is Peytons season in 2001
>81 interceptions in his first four seasons

Classless. That's some bawston tier shit

He should be packing the stuffing into the bear as a mounted trophy

>implying fagers won’t be injured by the time they meet again

>he threw a ball that hit the receiver in his hands for a touchdown
>he-he was lucky!
>it-it was a bad decision!
if this is what you have to do to cope with a loss that's okay

imagine living in illinois lmao

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Cry more

And the bears will finish 13-3

>one time only
Quit reaching fucking idiot

I FOUND WHERE THE SHITCAGO FANS ARE HIDING

10-3

>it's okay to throw into heavy coverage as long as it worked out well this time
>results oriented thinking is very intelligent
>if it worked out, that means it was a good play
So again, this is why I'll wait until next week to discuss any football with packers retards. Goodnight.

kill me

BARS ARE HAVING A MELTDOWN

He should be packing meat, because that's what the Packers that packed when they were named the Packers were packing. Dipshit.

He missed the entire field exactly as many times as he made a kick in that game
Quit reaching fucking idiot

>I know more than Aaron Rodgers!!
this is your entire argument
that you, somebody posting on a vietnamese quilting website at midnight, know more about football than Aaron Rodgers
>s e e t h e

>tfw packers fan born in green bay but stuck in illinois
Can't wait to return to the homeland in a few years

this sport kinda shit bros

Bears have meat in them, maybe he's got two jobs?

>7-1

Wow bears fans are having an absolute meltdown. I almost feel bad. Are we the bad guys?

ur a retard
sorry bud, one day it might change

defense did
offense looked like an inexperienced coach with rusty starters against top defense, but thats okay for tonight

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>bears fans

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>tfw spent my thursday night assblasting shitcago fans
>tfw called off of work tomorrow
>tfw undefeated
It was a good day Yea Forums

You burrs fans didn't actually think you were gonna be good, did you?

What about Watson, who started week 2 of his rookie year, immediately started winning, tore his ACL, came back and made the playoffs last year?

>girlfriend
Anybody gonna tell him?

Who to start in fantasy football?
Cam or Lamar
Brain says Cam, heart says Lamar

>throwing high to a tall TE in single man coverage is somehow a bad play because retarded casual spewing nonsense
typical Yea Forums

Keep pretending to be a fucking retard. Bears are still taking the division lmfao

...

why would anyone spend time making this shoop?

>bears: literally the worst record in the NFL
>Packers: literally the best record in the NFL
interesting

based retard

cam is injured, lemar isnt

>tfw walking into work tomorrow in downstate Illinois as a packer fan

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>2 meme running negroes
Cut them both.

bros, I just knew they could do it
my packers might not even make the playoffs. they have a lot of young pieces to put together
but I KNEW they were going to DAB on the bears tonight
DA BEARS STILL SUCK

drinking all your HATER tears itt. MAD at bisky? Youll REGRET it

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>tfw live in college town in Wisconsin
everybody's always in such a great mood after wins

>implying the faggot packers didn’t start 1-0 last year
And look how they ended up lmao

the only one regretting it will be the dolphins after bears steal the number one pick next draft

based
same, but everywhere in wisconsin you find some gloom division rival fans too

>bears lost

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... bros, this was supposed to be our year

why did i put a down payment on a condo right across from soldier field!?!?!??!?!?!

How did bears fans just now learn their offense sucks?

who's better
Trubisky or Garoppolo?

packers had 5 sacks, 11 QB hits, and 9 passes forced incomplete
yeah trushitty sucks, but that doesnt mean packers didnt have a good night on defense

>implying the games were similar at all
wow you're very upset
it's okay! It's just a game! It's nice! you won't have to worry about the playoffs!
Oh wait you're a bears fan, that's pretty usual for y'all

I'll agree it's a huge positive for lockeroom and cutting cancer. But losing 2 annual all pros/pro bowlers hurts damn near every team. But with Connor, Juju and a great o line and QB they should be fine barring injuries ofc. I think If they move off of Tomlin itll be shitty for a year then bounce back to 9+ wins a season with a great offense or defense not both

With the burrs playing like this, even for the lolphins will be hard to tank.

>trubisky is shit
>rodgers is washed up
>stafford is washed up
>cousins is a choke artist
This division is gonna get steamrolled

Their defense dragged them to 12-4 last year, Trushitsky had a meme game against a bad Bucs defense.

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Wrong, only 31 teams passed on Brady as the Texans didn’t exist yet

>9 passes forced incomplete
>forced incomplete
>implying

I think the general consensus between all the shitposting and making fun of bears idiots is that the Packers defense definitely showed some improvement, some of it was Kissin Titties ineptitude but there were definite flashes of improvement.

I think the NFC North might actually have an 8-8 division winner.

guap pre acl

Trubisky did a lot of things well tonite but he seems to have problems with long drveloping plays. I am not sure if he doesn't trust his accuracy, doesn't process fast enough or Chicagos coverage was just that good but there were way to many tuck and runs.

The only people mad at Trubisky is Bears fans

its a stat that measures pass breakups or when a defender gets their hands on the ball

>consensus
literally two people have talked about the packers defense. you and the guy you replied to.

*green bay's coverage

Trubisky is fucking shit. I say this as a Packer's fan who knows a thing or two about qbs and guess what chicago? Your boy is NOT A QB. Drop him before its too late.

I'm more upset that they'll probably feed and NFCE team to a #1 seed.

>trubisky did a lot of things well tonite
stopped right there because I knew immediately you were a moron

they added decent players at their biggest weaknesses: safety and OLB
I never claimed the smiths, amos, or savage would have big impacts individually, or are even probowl players, but that kind of talent swing at that many positions is huge for a defense

Trubisky is literally Mark Sanchez 2.0

>Trubisky did a lot of things well tonite
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HEY PANINI

>Promotional material literally in ebonics
YIKES

>there's one thread on Yea Forums at a time
you might be the dumbest person in this thread and that's saying something

Let's settle it right now:
strawpoll.me/18599225

yeah and all of them are talking about how shit trubisky is, not how great the packers defense played.

The titty kisser came through again tonight. Will /nfl/ ever be right about anything?

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but it's literally both

*3.0
bortles is sanchez 2.0

>heavy coverage
>man coverage
1/10 got me to reply

Mitchell Trubisky 26/45 228 0 1

>Lost/losing Gordon
>No draftees of note
>Didn't bring Antonio Gates out of retirement for a final super bowl run year
C+

Official List of Quarterbacks better than Trubisky
Mahomes
Carr
Rivers
Flacco
Mariota
Tannehill
Watson
Foles
Dalton
Baker
Fitzpatrick
Darnold
Allen
Brady
Dak
Wentz
Keenum
Rodgers
Stafford
Cousins
Ryan
Brees
Newton
Winston
Kyler
Garopollo
Mullens
Goff
Wilson
He's not even a top 32 QB

holy fucking based

>I read every post on the game, including all of them in the sticky!
mhm sure you did buddy

FUCK MITCHELL TRUBITCHSKY

AND FUCK CUTLER TOO

WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A GOOD QB AND GOOD OFFENSE?

WHY THE FUCK IS

THAT

SO

FUCKING

HARD?

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Who dat?

trubisky was forced to throw more than 30 times
wait until he runs into a defense they can run the ball all day on and wow he throws 3 TDs in a "bounceback game" where the backs have 200 yards rushing

What do you call man coverage that overlaps?

NO NFL BROS THIS IS NOT HOW THE NFL OPENER WAS SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE!!! I BET /NBA/ IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN!! WE NEED MORE TOUCHDOWNS!!! WHEN DOES KANSAS CITY PLAY!!!!!

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>man coverage
>overlaps
....I....nevermind..

It's the curse of being a Bears fan. Never knowing what a real true QB is like.

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You morons are being ignorant as all hell.
Trubisky is taking way too much blame from you haters. Throw Dak Prescott, Caraon Wentz, Cousins, shit Dan Marino behind that line with those weapons and they wont do any better.

It is not Trubiskys fault that Nagy can't adjust. Get off Trubiskys ass already.

man coverage with 2 or rarely 3 safeties is heavy coverage, but youre right, that play wasnt heavy coverage though
hybrid

The biggest fraud in football

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Go to bed Mitch. I know its you.

>trubustky apologists

Why?

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Trubisky didn't look great, but I don't get why nobody is mentioning how pathetic his receivers were for him. so many fucking dropped passes, it looked like AAF week 1

Yes. You are aware that man coverage doesn't mean "every other player on the field disappears", yes? That all of the players on the field exist at the same time even if their focus is generally on a single player? Do you think a defender goes "No, I will not play the ball because it's not being thrown to the main guy I'm covering"

How fucking retarded are you?

It's the logical endpoint of spee contrarianism

>Marcus Mariota's backup is better than Trubisky
OHH NO NO NO NONONONO CHICONGO ON SUICIDE WATCH

Lawrence can’t declare for the nfl until 2021 you retarded casual.

Now this is peak contrarianism. Why can't people on Yea Forums just see it from the Bears perspective and see how badly Mitch cost them that game? What is the point of saying the packers D had anything to do with it when they were playing against the worst offense in the league?

I'd very much like to know how much time you think it took the ball to get to Graham from Rodgers hand, and if you think a defender who wasn't directly covering Graham could not only react, and understand where the ball is moving, but physically move there.

Trushitsky is goblino as fuck tho. He has the same ugly homeless mexican face that Romo does

Mitch Trubiski is fucking garbage.

>h-he needs a better o-line!
>h-he needs better weapons!
>h-he needs better plays!

Yeah, Mitch would be great if you built a superteam around him. But probably not.

because Yea Forums and 4channel as a whole is a shithole now overrun by invaders

nfl.com/gamecenter/2019090812/2019/REG1/steelers@patriots?icampaign=scoreStrip-globalNav-2019090812

how does this happen

Two of the worst games in NFL history are the last 2 games that everyone watched.

inb4
>muh defesive battle dumb zoomer!

I'm 30, I've watched football my entire life, both of these games were not entertaining, they were riddled with penalties, and inept offensive plays. There was some good defense as well, but most of the time, even in the super bowl, it was the offense playing like shit, goof choking under pressure, and now trupicksky choking under pressure and being completely unable to complete a pass.

For the record, last season's highest rated game, the Chiefs / Rams game had plenty of defense, and far more interesting defensive plays / stands than anything in these two shitty games. Worst NFL season opener I can remember.

You’re not fooling anybody zoomer

What the fuck? for me it's expanding infinitely in my browser

Hello Jameis, my name is Buck and I'm here to fuck. See you Sunday bbyboy

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whoa

The NFL will be saved once the boomers are dead. Get rid off divisions and force rules that turn every game into a 53-46 clown fiesta and you have the best viewer sport in the world. Tik tok boomers.

Now that is what I like to call Big Ben.

>every game needs to be 52-45 air show
Lmao

Why not?

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as a packers fan, I didnt think either offense had a lot going for it, but both defenses were fun to watch so whatever

Hmm...

What an embarrassing pic. Raiders still #1 in LA. Even the radio hosts know they have to talk Raiders

Pls no... I would cry. The only thing boomers are good for is keeping football from turning into field basketball.

there's a difference between a good defensive game and what you just saw
there wasn't a single marquee defensive highlight
even the game ending TO was entirely on the offense

Stop kidding yourself cuck. Everything has been Rams here for the last 2 seasons. Shit, I just came back from Jack in the Box and they’re doing free jumbo jacks for every 2 Rams touchdowns made

Nope

thanks for someone giving a real answer

i'm a packers fan and i don't think there is much to be smug about. i am hopeful that our offense can get going, but i really doubted us winning that game with a brand new offense against your defense. i feel good about our defense playing how they did but that's about it. I personally think Trubisky will look better as the season goes along.

Thoughts?

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Good way to lose $50 bucks

makes me want to get into betting
I saw this win a mile away

They're trying so hard to market this shit.

I still see more Raider flags up. Maybe more Rams shirts, cause Walmart sells them

Didn’t you watch the ads? Do pig skin pick em’s for a chance to win $10000 weekly™

And I hope your bitch ass got a munchies meal

Bet already lost

Depends on what area you live in. I bet it’s a shithole if there’s raiders flags flying around. Anyway enjoy losing bragging rights when we win the Super Bowl this season

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This. I don't gamble and I'm not one for cards and other games but goddamn if a little sports betting isn't seductive. Some of the lines are dumb obvious to play. I think I'm going to get a notebook and just start making predictions and see how well I do for a while and then maybe dabble with some money if I like my track record. Spread it around so I'm sure to net a positive balance at the end of the week.

You're probably right.

10 years from now, there will probably be a lot more Rams fans. I live in South LA, so probably has a lot to do with it.

It's easy to think that way. We all think we're hot shit when we get a game right. Just remember this: Trubisky was 15 yards and one good pass from that turning into a losing bet. It's really not that clear. Tonight's game was actually quite close.

Whatever. I’m cool with the Raiders bro. I have family who are OG Raiders fans. Good luck with your season

You could always save the effort(and the possibility of cheating/deluding yourself) and just join the pick 'em league on Yea Forums. I mean, you missed out on the Packers/Bears game already, but like 70% of the Yea Forums league called that game wrong anways so you'd be on even footing with the majority of people in it. Just have a 1 game handicap.

Yeah it was quite close but all NFL games are. I would never play college games. Too flukey too memey and I KNOW players and coaches shave points.

What do you win?

I fucked this guys wife while he watched on camera in another room

Nothing, as far as I know. It's just for practice/dickwaving points. You get infamy in the Yea Forums league I guess if you win it. If you're going to write down all your picks manually, it's easier to just pick the games on the website.

Password: Rosepink

fantasy.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2019/en/group?ex_cid=pigskin2019_email&groupID=178468

My boss is a bears fan too but he keeps the shit talking pretty friendly. I'll have to give him a friendly jab tomorrow tho

They’re not the only team that’s going to be subject to a week one assblasting on prime time at the hands of a division rival, raidnigger

this is organized by dick size smallest to largest

>Comfy talking heads will talk about how ""great"" the packers defense was
>"Rodgers was rusty because he didn't play in the preseason but look at this perfect drive, he's still got it"
>"Bears still suck"

>Joe Fluko
(lol

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I hate the Bears so fucking much

i want comfy snowb owls this year

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I hope to god Skip comes on TV to tell the viewers that for precisely 2 minutes if the 2 quarter/ in the game, Trubisky had a perfect QBR and outplayed Rodgers and then somehow insert Brady into the conversation.

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He’s no Hallof Famer, but at least he’s never cried during a football game because he got exposed too hard :^)

>tfw there will never be a superb owl at Lambeau because the league is a bunch of dome babbies

Your best player is a man child who just got suspended for another in house business leakage. You’re about to get your asses annihilated for Sunday by a joke of a franchise staring the Fluko because Elway just can’t conteol himself around 6-foot-6 white men

It's always annoyed me this isn't in order. It's 0-0 then it's 0-4 after that first goal. What the fuck. Just play all goals in order and show the despair growing. Fuck!

>flacco
>white

Packers are winning the owl.

I have a slightly odd question:

Let's say there's a running play where an RB is running up the sideline near an opposing team's side. As he's running, a defender slams into him helmet to helmet contact, causing an instant knockout and serious potentially life threatening injuries to the RB as he hits him right at the sideline.

Is the medical staff on the opposing/visiting team allowed to administer emergency care to the player or is it not allowed because it would make the opposing organization legally liable for the player's care and possibly exacerbation of the player's injuries?

Trubisky just flat-out doesn't look like an NFL quarterback. He sails throws, he telegraphs plays, he takes off at the slightest sign of trouble. What was Chicago thinking, drafting him #2 overall? How did such a mediocre player get so much hype in the 2017 draft?

medical staff is medical staff
they assist both

teams have specific other medical staff as well
but everyone helps at the immediate time

it is first responder training required and expected of whoever is closest

Occasionally the opposing staff gets to injured players before their own. I imagine that if it was life threatening the doctor would do whatever he could.

It's done for progression of severity of crying, silly. The reactions in that order get sadder and sadder even though they didn't chronologically happen in that order. This is Yea Forums. The truth can be sacrificed for more kino or lulz.

I wish the L.A Coliseum got to host the Super Bowl this year, not even because I'm a Rams fan who thinks there gonna win it all, but just because this is the last year it will host NFL Football. The Coliseum just went through major renovations and its peak comfy now. They even increased the seats by 2 inches and changed them all to Cardinal Red. The place has hosted so many great events and gonna host the 2028 Olympics, but it would of been great if it could host one last Superbowl
youtu.be/ybBlV3AL2GY

it's more that the city can't handle that many people and media. they can barely get the league to consider a draft there.

Implying I care about ape hoop

Of an organization thinks they’ve got a guy, they’ll get him. Projects be damned

However when said organization is shit and get shitcanned and you’re suppose to learn behind such elite talent like Mike “gimmie 15M Per year” Glennon, the continuity is non existent and now a QB who only had a bear chance to become a successful QB has none.

something like that has actually happened before, but it was a qb

youtube.com/watch?v=Uauae4JQ7MY

both medicals came to treat him

Dude please watch that footage and tell us again that Goff is a baby QB.

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Bears are going 7-9 at best

>just watch the footage bro!
this is the dumbest "argument" ever

That’s some 7-9 bullshit

Yup. Can't wait to sit on my fat ass all day watching the vikings implode and listening to fan line for 4 hours while drinking beer and bourbon

Lol, enjoy losing to the Falcons fggt

Ballless exists solely to be le contrarian man.

youtu.be/-WmMj4lfpdc

Have you never heard of a big redzone target or did the years of hearing that being said about kyle Rudolf make you jaded?

>an accurate throw hit the big receiver
>luck

you faggots aren't winning shit.
christ I hope you play the saints in the playoffs again.
this country will have never seen something the likes of what >we will do to you

>Brees arm slowly turning to spaghetti
>those defence failures at the most important parts of the game.

How terrifying. Rams deserve to never go to the super bowl ever again for their Championship robbery and utter super bowl embarrassment but the last 2 saints playoffs exists are quite pathetic.

why is this new general so bad?

Thats completely fals. It's exactly the other way around. Usually the offenses have a better start, because they developed new schemes during the offseason. The defenses always need some time to adjust to the new offenses and are in general worse in the beginning of the season

Are we just going to forget that Brees went to shit in the last quarter of the season, including the playoffs? What if he's washed up? What if he fell off the same cliff that Peyton fell off in 2015?

>On January 30, 2018, LaFleur left his position with the Rams to take the same position with the Tennessee Titans.[6] Joining new head coach Mike Vrabel, LaFleur had the opportunity of calling the plays for the Titans, essentially a promotion from his former position as offensive coordinator with the Rams. LaFleur and the Titans finished the season with the 25th offense in the NFL.

In 2017 he had the #1 offense

bears

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What an awful game
I hope Packfags dont think they have a defense cause they stopped Trubisky

I wonder why his Wiki page failed to mention that.

the league isn't domebabbies, but the people who can afford super bowl tickets probably are
>some millionaire boomer trying to bring his escorts to northern wisconsin in february

i had a dream i was skip bayless and farted on live tv but it was like a twitch stream to where i could read a live chat and everyone was making fun of me. so i flipped the table over and stormed off the set

than i woke up

They'll be smug for the next week. This is what happens when you don't play any preseason snaps. What a sloppy game

packers won? wow.

I'm gay? wow

Based

no it isn't fritzl you fucking retard

offenses in the nfl are all timing based and require a degree of understanding between qbs and receivers that doesn't exist in week1 unless you have 2 vets who have been doing it a long time. Meanwhile defenses have a generally simpler task and their biggest hurdles are late game conditioning after the dl has been pass rushing for 3.5quarters/the secondary has been covering routes all game (see: khalil mack in both this game and last year's opener)

they can not predict shit besides sucking Tom Brady D

lol

>Wentz hasn’t played since December

I’m worried he’s going to have a rough game like Trubisky

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Dont worry he'll struggle until about week 3 then be knocked out with another season ending injury

I hope you get testicular torsion

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Actually already had that in 8th grade due to long jump. Didnt need surgery but was the first time a woman (super hot asian nurse funny enough) touched my balls. Took so much to not get a boner

Bortles actually had a long, relatively successful career as a college starter though.

My condolences I thought I had that two years ago but it was

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What does /nfl/ think about this???

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:^)

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>greeen gay

kek lol oh no!

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I don’t think she’s actually retiring

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I do. Also Foles is an absolute desperation move by the front office. Dude is a borderline top 15 QB at his best which he has yet to even demonstrate he can be over the course of a regular season. Caldwell is a dogshit GM. His only good draft picks have been obvious superstars who fell one or two spots like Ramsey, Smith, or Jack.
>2013: OT Luke Joeckel
>2014: QB Blake Bortles
>2015: DE Dante Fowler
>2016: CB Jalen Ramsey
>2017: RB Leonard Fournette
>2018: DL Taven Bryan
Only good pick ever was Ngakoue and that had to have been pure luck.

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I really really hope you're right

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that being said I'll be in attendance for the ass whooping the Chiefs lay on >us this Sunday!

I really think Foles is going to struggle in Jax. He wasn’t great in the games he played for the Eagles last season.

Damn Caldwell is still there? What a dogshit front office

>truebitchsky
lol

Yeah no amount of Coughlin magic can fix this shit. It's a shame I actually think Marrone can be a good HC but Khan needs to clean fucking house after they go like 7-9 this year. Lock up Ramsey, Ngakoue, Jack's deal is done, Linder's deal is done, and just blow the rest of the team up until they find a real QB.

>>best roster
>>best defense
>>best coach
>>pro bowl qb
get fucked bearsfag

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Why do analysts always talk about the next Sean Mcvay? Pederson has beat him twice and won a SB in his second year.

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because there's no next Pederson yet

cuz they suck

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Because they had the kicker as a scapegoat last year, and accepting that Trubisky is worse than Cutler is a hard pill to swallow. So it's easier to just hope that this will be the season he improves to the next level (he was a pro-bowl QB remember!), instead of facing the idea that their stacked defense window won't stay open long enough to find another QB that's better.
Cutler was legitimately elite when he gave a shit. Too bad he so rarely did.
>our young stud rb looks great!
>sweet! lets never use him!
Playcalling and personnel decisions were atrocious by the Bears too, reminded me of that Mike McCarthy mspaint comic last season.
A-Rob played well and was wide open half the game. Montgomery was a stud in the backfield and down the center catching. Beady-eyed tittykisser had plenty of weapons deployed, but couldn't use them.
Yeah that is a lovely stadium too.
Offenses need timing and coordination under pressure, something that needs playtime to refine. You're correct about defensive meta strategy needing to develop, but that's more about information than time. But starting offenses barely playing any preseason are gonna be rusty as shit week 1.

>tl;dr: yfw football is back!

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What religion is Josh Rosen????

mfw

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Is that Mansell? i can't tell honestly.

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>Monza in the morning
>football in the afternoon

Based

based, monza is always good too.

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I just wanted Trubisky to be good.

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>but was the first time and only time a woman touched my balls

ftfy

So, in all honesty. Who is to blame for this bears loss?

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If it means we'll never get nudes, I'm devastated.

first dooooooowwwwwwwn

so trubisky is still ass huh

From what? Music? The public life?
Either way, who gives a shit.

Glad to see Yea Forums still lets the bears live in their heads rent free even when they have a bad night

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>born in new york
>supports chicago

>((()))
???????

you know what it is goy. btw it's super bowl 52 predictions.

AB will play this Monday and the ratings will be through the roof, almost like this was all planned.
You guys do realize, players and coaches yell at each other all the time in practice. The raiders leaked this on purpose.
You will all see.

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Any Chiefsbros get their flags from McDonalds, yet?

I hope Moot was in the stands. This is what you deserve, faggot.

>no more football until Sunday

Fuck, bros. What are we supposed to do for the next 2 days?

Packers defense

Have sex.

49ers
B-
They addressed everything but safeties on the worst defense in history last year. Changed the front scheme, got new position coaches, changed the medical staff. The only worry now is has it been enough?

We're going to find out week 1.

there's better college games than nfl games this week

Lmao. Carson Wentz is going to shit the bed on Sunday.

>gf on her period

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Get her off of it, stupid.

I'm not married

That's okay just fuck girls in the ass instead.

It doesn't work like that, user.

Sure it does. Stick it in.

This was a common lament last year but last night it blew up like a tsar bomba on social media

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was moot a bears fan?

Sodomy is a sin, as is fornication.

what are /you/ going to do to stop /my/ chiefs?

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Jesus also said don't be a little bitch.

>college

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but rape isnt, God never said nuttin bout rape. All dos ten commandments and none about da rape

based rape apologist

Deuteronomy mentions rape. But even then, Christians aren't bound by Israelite laws. In being with the spirit of the law, rape is against proper Christian conduct.

>Green Gay poster BTFO
kek lol oh no

>Winning against Bitch Trubitchky means you're good

>Green Bay fans acting like they won
After that fucking awful performance both teams should walk away with an L.

chiefs - eagles superb owl you heard it here first, folks

>winning against the burrs actually matters
boy, I sure do hope somebody got fired for that blunder

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1 word that you might not understand quite yet /nfl/.

Chiefs.

Eagles have benefited from meme shit too much the past few years. Something is going to happen to them in playoffs (or out of them) this year that'll keep them out of it and get them meme'd on.

twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1169787035701383168

soundbyte of rodgers's conversation on the sidelines

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I honestly fully believe that Carson Wentz will also not finish this season, Josh steps in and loses to the rams in the wild card by one point

who's ready for the saints, rams, and bears to collapse in unison?

>muh ten commandments
I think I'm going to keep raping user, I already cut off the foreskin of every black man I know (and my family) Now if you excuse me these two nice angelic men at my door want to rape my daughters, and I think inclined to let them. Hope nothing bad happens

>lives rent free in /nfl/'s head

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>I'm gonna post it
>people won't like it
>you can't stop me

The Bears won't win more than 6 games

Imagine scoring less points than the Patriots and Rams in Super Bowl 53.

Who?

honest questions bears fans

in this moment, do you miss jay cutler?

He was on the field idk what you're talking about

the superbowl was worse because it's the most meaningful game of the season and the rams were touted as some unstoppable offense.
everybody knew trubisky sucks. it just wasn't apparent how much so

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the Rams had like the #32 offense that season what are you talking about

At least Bortles won a playoff game

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Those empty seats

>mfw watching game last night

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Turn that period into an exclamation point when you stick it in her pooper.

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>jest
>B

our secondary is still gonna be shit and we dropped two pro bowl players on special teams but we improved everywhere else

domestic abuse lawsuits

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>green gay

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Titans
B

>Frank Clark is playing
>Tyreek is playing
uh oh fucko, its ineffective!

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>Frank Clark
Lol

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>more rushing attempts than passing yards
that’s abysmal, even for a quarterback with running ability.

I've never seen such retarded ta-- oh. A leaf. Carry on

>Bears’ drives last night:
12 yards, punt
16 yards, FG
25 yards, punt
34 yards, punt
12 yards, punt
0 yards, punt
2 yards, punt
9 yards, punt
47 yards, downs
23 yards, punt
59 yards, INT
-11 yards, downs

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Is Trubisky Lamar Jackson-tier?

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YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU`RE TEAM IS 1-0

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you can only reply to this post if you haven't lost a championship by 6 points

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At least lamar can run

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Imagine how funny it would be if AB got cut.

>Seething losers
Kek oh no!

I wonder what he would do. Might kill someone.

>if
when

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50 minutes of ads

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What happened to Rodgers? He was the best quarterback I've seen a few years ago. Now he's just... good. Above average. Is he high on painkillers?

>thinking I'm a bears fan
bold assumption

His window closed, coaches let the talent rot. then the pills and injuries

He looks like Asher from Spartacus tbqhwyfam

dolphins
A-

Making real moves finally. Trying to do something to get out this "middle of the pack every year" scenario. The only problem is that we're sacrificing the next year (or two, likely) to have a decent CHANCE of being good.

The minus is because there may be a better route to this besides emulating and improvising on the Browns' strategy, and for the ruination that we'll immediately see

now do the Rams drives in the superbowl

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How else will I know what product to get excited for?

Gun to your head, who would you rather have between Trubinsky or Dak?

Pull the trigger.

Alright Yea Forums
who played worse, burrs or rams?

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Cut them both and pick somebody who will actually throw the balll

Josh McCown

Trubisky, no question

rasm no question
mcvay and goof got exposed hard

rams. they were against Belichick defense but still no excuse for only 3 points. They didn't even prepare for the owl. They tried play their own game and got fucked.

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Why can't people on Yea Forums just see it from the Bears perspective and see how badly Mitch cost them that game? What is the point of saying the packers D had anything to do with it when they were playing against the worst offense in the league?

Trubisky.

I'll agree with you win I see the packers defense play more games, especially so if mitch continues to look like shit. At the moment though, broken up passes, good coverage, and interceptions. On paper after this one game, they look good. Which isnt saying a lot obviously

They wanted their cubs to win tonight

>jets
>B+
Would’ve been an A if barr didn’t be a total fag and went back to the cold sad house known as minnesota

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when*

Dak is garbage for 3 1/2 quarters but then becomes magic in the last 5 minutes of games. Trubinsky is just plain shit the whole game, so Dak.

The problem with college games is their quality varies so fucking much. A game with two ranked teams can be a shitty snoozefest while a game with 2 G5 teams can be an exciting exchange

>implying I'd trust either of those bozos with my life
fuck it i'll sling it myself

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i honestly couldn't it remember being that fucking bad

jesus christ

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Jets kinda fucked themselves by keeping Mac at GM for so long. They have a pretty fair roster but imagine how much better it would be without years of Mac's shitty picks

Dak and it isn't even close.

Trevor Lawrence

>For the record, last season's highest rated game, the Chiefs / Rams game had plenty of defense, and far more interesting defensive plays / stands than anything in these two shitty games.
>the Chiefs / Rams game had plenty of defense

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even aside from all the SKEEEIIIP memeing, it's Dak and it's not even a debate

Do you guys feel bad for bears fans knowing their season is over?

this, defensive scores do not equal good defense

True. Also polite being let go was stupid but he was showing up late and ultimately got sent to seattle. I’ll be happy if they are at least competitive and darnold takes some good steps in his game

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lot more football left to play, who knows what could happen

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Bold assumption anyone gives a shit/knows who you support, rando namefag

the absolute state of newfriends

This tbqh. I’m far from a fan of Dak, but it’s silly to not rate him over Trubs. Dak’s worst year is still better than Trubinsky’s best year.

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Clelin Ferrell seems pretty chill. Would fish with.

So are burrs niggers finally humbled or is it gonna be the same delusion week after week until they miss the playoffs?

let me just check in on the pony pen real quick

OH, SHIT

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Broncos BTFO

Mitchel shit biscuit, quarterback for the shitcongo apes (formerly bears)

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I think they care more for the cubs right now

>Rent Free

9-7 wildcard loss

>Eagles lose to the Rams
Ooh imma laffin

gay

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>Future is fucked
>Present is fucked
Lmao. What QB can they even pick up?

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Look at these fat fucks. Lay off the sausage, Christ

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Whichever QB Miami doesn’t roll with

Dak suspended for recent charges against him

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based double agent Parkey

>why don’t you remember meeeee?!
Trip on

I made a new thread but I put the name of it in the name section, sorry.

...

They all look like the type of fan who couldn't name a single NFL player that played 10 years ago.

Oh crap I just made a thread too

yours is properly headed.

A W is a W, but don't act too smug. The packers looked just as bad as the Bears out there last night.

But one didn’t user

Thats prime blowjob time son and you don't have to reciprocate. wtf you doin son damn