CHICAGO RADIO THREAD

ONE TOUCHDOWN?!?

>WGN
I promise you that 670TheScore and ESPN1000 are better entertainment...

idk man this shit is hilarious

WE DIDNT SCAR A TACHDAAN
*rips shirt off*
WE DIDNT SCAR A TACHDAAN

FOUR TOUCHDOWNS

someone get these guys a cheesesteak and a xanax

FOUR

F O U R
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dont you mean deep dish pizza

we might see an on air heart attack

god damn this is gold

YOU WIN THE GAME

IT'S SO SIMPLE NOW

WHY? WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SMARTER THAN EVERYONE WHO'S COACHED IN THE NFL?!

wew

Do they have a call-in line?
I want to call in and suggest bringing in Kaepernick.

What is this guy's name

fucking lol. probably in a bit

NOT ONE TOUCHDOWN

WHAT WERE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOING

PHONE LINES OPEN

phone lines open!!!! fuck i missed the number.

Yea Forums better call in

This guy is Chicago version of Mike Francesca

WHAT WERE YOU DO-EEEENG?

>antisemitism ad
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

How many fucking ads do I have to hear???

Yea Forums hasn't called in to shit since like 5 years ago when they tried to covince pack attack that aaron rodgers' sexuality was why the packers lost. Also it feels like there's been more and more commercials packed in radio because it's losing relevance

what will the Yea Forums cue word or phrase be when user is on the phone?

"moot doesn't deserve this"?

OY VEY GOYIM WE NEED TA FIGHT ANTISEMITISM

THEY DIDN'T PAY THE PRICE

this guys sounds like alex jones

LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING

YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE PRICE

I didn't hear any ads maybe it's cause I have an adblocker idk

Can't really comment on american radio, but canadian sports stations seem to be relying on their regular callers more and more to avoid prank callers

S E E T H I N G
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>rustle wilshit
>black

Pick one amigo

CALL IN WGN RADIO
3129817200

>we didn't get any pressure
>got 5 sacks
lol

MUH PRESEASON

Why do Beears fans always blame everyone but the offense?
Did this fat oaf really try to blame Mack?!

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>that play was disgusting

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STUFFED UP OUR NOSE

lmao

If I can get through and establish a character is spe gonna ruin it instead of letting me get our memes on air? I went to college with a buddy that call screens there

DAVE FROM FLORIDA

>warshington

>WE BEAT WORSHINGTON
LMFAO

someone call the fuck in

its like taking a lambourgini to the track but not racing it
>paraphrasing

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>the absolute state

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Yea Forums hasn't created any real memes in years.
I blame reddit and the fact that all they can do is rehash pepe and wojack.

Make your own thing kid, make OC.

George from Des Moines here. I'm on the board. Hoping to get on and say we need to bring in Kaepernick.

>warshington

THAT WAS JUST ONE PART OF IT MANNNNNNNN

good luck George

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You gotta love it

MEDIOCRE

We believe in you, user. Also try to say "Cuntler"

Come on George!

L0000000LLL

As a fellow George, good luck user

>i played high school football

I think they'd just call in with my name and ruin it. I'd like to make a season of OC and let people chime in but I doubt it's even feasible with current 4chins

THE PACKERS PUT A BOOT IN OUR ASS

>They're talking about that fucking missed Field Goal AGAIN
MOVE ON YOU DUMB OAFS
It was a wild card game, not the fucking Super Bowl.

These guys are so pissed they can't even remember english

Based

Someone ask them if they should trade for Bortles

Someone NEEDS to call in and tell them to bring back Smokin Jay kek

>bears fans
lmao

Based hetero.

this guy is pretty cringey

PUT IN JUSSIE SMOLLET

NAGY YOU SHOULD BE RUN OUTTA TOWN

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

I THREW MY SHOE AT THE TELEVISION

"I want to run my head through the wall"

the real question that needs to be asked is why nagy ditched montgomery when he was doing well, just like he ditched howard in the last opener when he was doing well

Nope, it's not. Post game call ins haven't been special since the Patchreiot fags ruined it for everyone after their second superb owl loss to the gnats when they called in ahead of time to warn against crack calls.

Jussé Smulliet

Look out for Mike from Bonney Lake lads

Run Nagy outta town boys

I miss ralph ralph

Man I'm like a minute behind you guys this sucks.

I’m amazed Deadspin continues to exist. Just the absolute worst fucking takes and nobody takes it seriously. It has to be other Kinja niggers reading it just because.

How do you call in lads
George from New Jersey, ill try to get on

Come on George. Yea Forums needs this.

It never ends with the Jews Yea Forums

SOMEONE TELL THEM THAT MOOT SHOULD BE PUT IN AT QB

>anti-anti-semitism radio ad

LMAO america is so pathetic

Remember when deadspin used to be cool and one of its writers used to come on here? Then it got gawkerfied

>Filed to: BUTTS

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>union ads
Lmao wtf

are all bears fans like this

Ours show the callers up

FUCK THE NEWS WHERE'S GEORGE FROM DES MOINES

If someone gets on you need to mention getting rax grissman out of retirement

Deadspin was never good. It exists to be some weird blog that people who say sportsball can read while sniffing their own superior farts.

5 more antisemitism ads to go, goy!

>ending Gun violence in Chicago
gotta remove the 13%

But you know we can make it end, right?

I got through, but the guy just said his name, so I wasn't sure if I was gonna be on or not.

YEAH

>Baboon screaming about gibs

>we're not asking for everything
>t. lying nigger

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dude black women need to be banned from being in politics

lol obama park

what a horrid game. I dont know if this reflects worse on nagy or mitch. Probably Mitch. Montgomery looked good and they didnt even give him a chance, mitch looked like trash he threw what 45 times or something? jfc failure on all levels but the defense

>violent blacks in close proximity to white liberals

nothing wrong with that desu

MUH SLIM JIMS NIGGA

how do you get a job designing jerky snacks, sounds fun as fuck

I'm from mass and it's full of lefty idiots but holy shit chicago, this is another level

>innovative snacks
Damn you americans always get the best junk food

The news report was so God damn hilarious. What part of Wisconsin you boys from? Fox Valley checking in

Jesus Christ. Even Shitcago's radio stations fucking suck

Cunt is one of the 7 words and will get you dumped.
Don't do this.

these ads are cringe as fuck

Somebody compare Trubisky to Blake Bortles.

Jesus this radio is terrible. New Jersey radio stations are better

All we need is a Kars4Kids ad and it's complete

>Learn how to install a light fixture
Do people in the Mid-west know how to do anything?

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De Pere, but I work in Appleton

Why you gotta mention that shit

>whacker causing brief delay
heh

where the fuck are the mad people

Based bro. I love fishing in Depere.

BASIC MECHANICS

>85 burrs

>63 bears
>85 bears

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WE WUZ 85 N SHIET

NOT THE GUY

>MUH 1985
SHUT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

Fucking boomers

Shoo shoo reddit frog

Only if you live out in the rural mid-west

>If you dont play real games

Neither did the Packers lol

>He doesn't have the "IT"

>its a hard game

lets not get ahead of ourselves

They cut me off lmao

Chicago poster here, here to laugh at the meltdown. Doesn't matter who it is, you always go to where the laughs are.

Take notes redditors

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why are bears always paying a price bros?

>they've married him
Oh no no no no

lmao riping Tribs this hard

rip george

I was jerry. Didn't even get to suggest Kaep before they ended it. I was just about to, and I think they knew it.

Just cut the guy off actually making good points

>Burrs fan admits that Rodgers is best all time.

KEK

Alright this is boring now

They're in full damage control for points that make too much sense and spell real change. Like I said, they cut me off for suggesting that Trub isn't the QB for their future.

>if you're in a country please speak the language
Fucking based

unions are trash

get this shit off my airwaves

>have debt?
>pay us lawyers to help with your debt
sneaky lawyers

Someone just say Tittities stinks and we need Kapp.
Don't beat around the bushes guys.

Extra points if you say you're fine with him kneeling.

>NAGY BROUGHT THE PLAGUE

Nagy brought the plague

>Corporate boot licker detected

THINGS ARE WHAT THEY ARE

I am corporate. unions are a joke, soon enough they are going to be broken entirely.

Should've said "um I'm actually a Packers fan" when they asked about your fandom

they got a lot of callers on line, don't fuck around, get to the point.

Enjoy getting buttfucked by your masters once that happens. Unions are why you get the little rights you have even if you never worked for one.

What do Chicago fans even know about a good QB?

i love hearing angry boomers

How the fuck do you keep the stream from crashing or keep adblock on?

they play the packers twice a year every season

Nice job Chip. Enjoy the BBQ sauce.

I dont have to worry about that. idiot

They're the types of people who scoff at you for saying Jay Cutler was the best QB (which is true) in recent years. I fucking hate the boomer fans here.

>elected judges
yikes

>10 pound meatball sandwich

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>He doesn't have to worry
Enjoy taking it up the ass when your masters dump you class traitor.

Dog bless amurriga

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Did you think the SNL skit was a joke. I know a dude from school who was from a chiraq suburb. Legit could've been in the skit with how fat he is

>implying I was ever working class

good luck out there holding a flag tomorrow

>Implying you're part of anything else.
LOL, you're just a slave, you just don't know it.

hey Yea Forums which animals besides humans have chins?

Do burrrs

kys faggot commie

Butthurt puppet detected

Why do they keep bitching and moaning about playing in the pre season?

Packers did the same thing.

They also looked awful to be fair

What did he whisper?

because rodgers has won a superbowl and trubisky has done jack shit. it's much easier for a veteran to "turn it on" and get back into a groove which he has been in before than a QB who has never found his groove

someone bring up the kissing titties

I love that Chicago and Minnesota are always shook when it comes to kickers

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Man this Packer fan sounds like a fucking douche

If one of you guys is the Wisconsin caller, good job pissing them off

how do people listen to this shit
>ad
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>30s call
>3min of unrelated boomer rambling
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>state of illinois doesn't allow people to carry guns
That'll stop em

Fun thread night Yea Forums

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