/copalib/ - descent edition

The home of perro caca and broken english

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atropelating this thread

fuck a.nal

descent, comfy thread

descent literally means descenso though

English is beri dificul for the average b*stereo.

bit ballsy to be a descendido and make a thread that says descenso in the title

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He's drinking our hair. Confirmed.

Straight from the slums of shaolin, the wu tang clan strikes again
The rza
The gza
Ol' dirty bastard
Inspectah Deck
Raekwon, the chef
U-God
Ghostface killah
And the METHOD MAN!

I wish I was chilean.

M-E-T-H-O-D
MAN

Not enough perros in this cold night.

LIBERTE•SE CARALHO

Post doggos

no se que esta mas podrido; si la seleccion argelinda o la chilena

Hello
Please describe the following to me in the best possible terms
Colombians
Venezuelans
Uruguayans
Chileans
Argies
I am looking to pick a team
my main teams are lazio, betis, frankfurt

>Colombians
based
>Venezuelans
based
>Uruguayans
based
>Chileans
based
>Argies
based

U r welcome

thank you
I appreciate the help
mucho gracias

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'Tism

go to sleep, its late
and look at those digits, diego blessed

allez baie mon poutre

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Mornin'frens. Do you remember derossi?

Yes he's lanus gk or something

lads

LADS

>Cerro

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Canon is, literally, my matress.

Based

>neutral tickets for libertadores final start at 76000 chilean pesos
Get ready for empty stadium kino

>neutral
Wut

sounds like more plastic shit for richfags

we champion's league now

fuck a.nal

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Tickets for chileans or anyone really, thats what I mean. There are some tickets that only argentinians or brazilians can buy, those are cheaper.

Naciomal today
> Barracas Central - Estudiantes BA
> Dep. Moron - Belgrano

What's your favorite argie club?

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Is this shit real?

> #eutenhodireito
more like yo la tengo derecha

Yes
Based

>Colombians
Based

>Venezuelans
Based

>Uruguayans
Based

>Chileans
Incredibly based

>Argies
Based

>Colombians
Corrupt and hypocritical conservatives

>Venezuelans
Famelic

>Uruguayans
Small town mentality and resentful

>Chileans
Ugly self hating with sheep mentality

>Argies
Obnoxious wanna be european ignorants

t.non ecuadorian

They all make cute traps

B E N - H U R
E
N
-
H
U
R

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wtf i love valeria bertucelli now

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Cómo se pronuncia
Sup perros, Millos will probably lose the Bogota owl, so I'm going to start drinking from this moment to eliminate my future anger. Bet the under(?) and fuck wageslaves.

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claudia?

Paola Carosella

More like Paola caserolla right lads

top kek

>Millos
>Losing to santa B
>implying they wont want blood after getting robbed.

i mean the magazina

CLᵃᵐᶦDIA

Bucaramanga

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pongan 90 minutos

ça plane pour moi moi moi moi

based bolsomito

he really is but lets refrain from talking about poleltics

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STOP RIGHT THERE CARIOCA SCUM!
DO YOU HAVE LICENSE TO READ THIS MANGA??

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Luxa anime when?

a tu mama se la ponen por 90 minutos

dumb cumbrain

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7/10
0/10

I like more the other one

why are you doing this to me

Based

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>/copalib/ is now filled with homosexuals

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>now

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Liking girls is gay now

right, who would like women with vaginas? eww, sounds like a boomer fantasy

this but unironically

wait, wasn't this a gay friendly general? how do you explain the anime then?

gay dubs t b h

>not a single attempt at blocking the cops way to the comics
>not even the usual hooting and hollering against them
The absolute state of the "resistance"

story?

Fundie Rio de Janigger mayor got butthurt over an Avengers comic book depicting a gay kiss and sent guards to aprehend them at the Bienal do Livro.

based, all these faggots ITT should learn

Ugly as fuck

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Perrovalancha

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Not gonna work. The comics sold out in less than 40 minutes.
People should know about Streissand effect.

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hoje tem futebol de seleção

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Marado Marado

>page 7
be careful lads.

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nos van a ver golear a los yanquis compas?

you'll lose 1-0
dubs confirm

congolombia va a jugar con los hues, asi que no.

goleada gonfirmed :DDD

that's cool man good luck

same to you, but i want to those fuckers lose and people shitting in them, now that farah and cabal won the us open.

who /vela/ here?

>tfw no international break
Feels good to live in this bananero shithole, frens

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Yes
Only because the yanks are butthurt about the PUTO! chant

I like it. They even glow in the dark.

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Mais um dia mais uma decepção por causa de mulher

holy shit this shirt is so ugly that hurt my eyes
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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The worst thing is that this shit will sell gangbusters despite costing about 200 biroliros.
Let's see how the repro sellers do with this.

What's his race?

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holy fuck
that is TERRIBLE
god damn

Doesn't matter. Corinthianos aren't people.

too /fa/ for /copalib/ standards

literally looks like a hen LMAO

This seriously cant be real

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Official ranking of Corinthians third shirts

1. Ayrton Senna
2. St. George burgundy
3. Orange
4. Yellow
5. Purple


9001. São Paulo state pattern
9002. Purple and black stripes
9003. Gradient shades of blue

90000000000000000^9000000000000000. Muh invasão de 76

DERP. Quem Matou Marielle? (Basketball only)

This is what it will look like with the ads.
[spoiler]it's not bad[/spoiler]

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Uglier than a scythe deathmatch in the dark between blind people

youtube.com/watch?v=SShpQMZnmK4

Closs shitting on Scaloni is my fucking fetish desu

JESUS CHRIST ITS EVEN WORSE WITH THE SPONSORS

>[spoiler]it's not bad[/spoiler]
may the gods have mercy upon your soul and the way you dress yourself

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it literally looks like a bloco de carnaval shirt

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the absolute state of CUrintia

wheres the damn thread about the friendly match??

Tell me about Racing
Why do they use the wheel chair?

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go make one

/copalib/ adverte:
Diga SIM a homofobia

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isso que eu chamo de ódio a si mesmo

;copalib/ adverte:
futebol de seleção é coisa de pacheco

>Belgrido

manos
when is the Yea Forumserb owl happening?

September 20
I didn't updated the roster because I was too busy with a Gall Bladder removal surgery

the gay community?

Trying to get a Racing Club jacket from Argentina
>ship to France: $13
>ship to America: $125
what fucking moron is in charge of Argentina's government

>implying it's not because of donnie

taxes are on your side tho

Kischner

they list 4 int shipping options
france
uruguay
china
south africa
you tell me if it's legit our fault

how much for other countries?

$13 is the price for any international shipping

This is why we need communism

FUCK CONMEBOL

no worries, it's just for fun

looks like Oktubre

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do I go to the casino right now?

yes no

yes was the first answer so then yes
see you there

no, it's /copalib/ros night

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Where is my nigga Nestor now?

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EU ENCONTREI A SOLUCAO AO PROBLEMA DA RESACA

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I just lost no fap september ;-;

se mata

Not going to lie i think it is pretty cool

>Para o problema da Ressaca

ME MANTENHO NA RUA BEBASSO
ATÉ AS 6 DA MANHÃ

We need guarani input

eu vou no casino e a minha vida vai se foder

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk based portuguese speaking argie

E QUANDO O SOL NASCE
A GENTE VAI PRA ESQUINA

DANCANDO COM OS PIBES

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DANÇANDO COM A RAPAÇEADA BEBENDO VINHO E PORCARIA

¿Alguien aquí habla chimpancé? No puedo entender a nuestros amigos brasileños.

Prime /copalib/ hours

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BEBENDO VINHO E PORCARIA
OUTRA VEZ, CAI A NOITE
OUTRA VEZ VAMOS A ESQUINAAAAAAAAA

*electronic keyboard solo*

drum solo > electronic keyboard solo

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sanduiche de buseta

I already knew it was bad for us to import stuff from there. I didn't think it went both ways.

___ ________

A

O

gol de uruguay

...

based pic

Tonight we drink, tonight we celebrate, for we may have lost our privilege spot to yuros but at least we are still better then conCACAf

van a ver como nos coje argentina el martes c-compas?

Mexico tiene un equipo solido. Creo que le va a complicar mucho el partido a Argentina.

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i want it now

for now

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based 2 de mayo

UMA DELICIA

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Today is Bay Day

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>no fap

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Keepin' this thread alive

>Nike
I'm in shock

For me, it's anime haters seething in a anime board

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I lost it in the first day

Absolutely based

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Happy 7 de Setembro /br/os

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wtf i love paraguay now

>bbbbbbbasco - BBMP in some bings
is there any brazilian awake this early on saturday tho?

way too brown

gays are ilegal in brazil?

Golaço contra do Ceará

only at the south

Yes but I don't have premiere to watch it

Naciomal today

> Temperley - Alvarado
> All Boys - Def. de Belgrano
> Almagro - Sarmiento
> Atlanta - Estudiantes Cba
> Villa Dalmine - Gimnasia M
> Instituto - Chacarita

>implying that's a bad thing

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Based Mulher Melancia's husband, never critisized

Goal Bay My Cum. 1-0. Nino Paraíba.

Goal Bay My Cum. 2-0. Gilberto.

lets get this shit started
>BASCO

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O Vasco vai cair de novo

why is bahia so based against shitty carioca clubs?

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Pofexô out, Mourinho in

who the cute gk?

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Douglas Friedrich

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>esse gol olímpico

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>Fiasco
>Basco
>Asco
sometimes I think vascaidos are worse than flamenguistas and curintianos

>curintia

Vasco 0-2 Bahia. Bahia has resisted to Vasco's pressure and has killed them with two lethal counter-attacks.

go bay my cum

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FICOU ACORDANDO ATÉ CEDO SECANDO O TIMÃO?

É incrível a capacidade desse time de ser humilhado.

>CASSIO DESERVES A SPOT IN THE NT
when will this meme end?

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FIQUEI PIRANHA
O CURITIA TOMOU NO CU

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>Vasco
>Pressure

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Ficou acordado até cedo secando o vascão?

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Good afternoon, lads. I have been away from Yea Forums in the past month due to work. What are /copalib/ thoughts on the elimination of inter and grêmio from copalib and cdb, respectively?

It's great for us since we can focus on winning copalib

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> River, Boca and Gremio have played 3 CL semifinals in the last 4 years.
> 8 out of the last 12 semifinalists were them.
> 9 out of the last 16.
This is like that period were Barcelona, Real and Bayern were playing ucl semifinals every year. Make of that what you will.

vamo perder por causa do mano merdezes kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Even if guild beat cheirinho, the final is against boca or river, both of which historically rekts grêmio. Esse ano não tem lanús pra tirar o de vocês da reta.

fuck odair

Wasnt even aware inter was playing lib desu

Odair wasn't either

not even inter were aware of that

WHO'S WORLD IS THIS?

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Not palmeira's kkkkkkk

>imagine being this obsessed
seek help

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vasco

Not even

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it’s mine it’s mine it’s mine

Chibchimbia update

>Liga Aguila II
After the atrocious decision dimayor take this week (Rionegro won 3-0 against Tolima by Escritorio, match that belonged to jornada 3) and the remaining games played this week of the jornada 7, the tabla has ended like this and I will try to explain this mess (it's not as if someone cares anyway).

>Tolima was in 6th place with 14 points, with 11 goals in favor and 5 against. Now with the desk, he finished in 12th place, with 11 points, with 9 goals in favor and 8 against.

>Rionegro was in 11th place with 12 points, with 11 goals in favor and 14 against. Now with the desk, he finished in 6th place, with 15 points, with 14 goals in favor and 12 against.

>Junior is affected by El Escritorio, lowers a position in the tabla.

Here's the full explanation: elrincondelvinotinto.com/2019/09/duro-reves-deportes-tolima-perdera-en.html

The remaining games from jornada 7 were:

Union Magdalena 2 - 1 Millonarios
Atletico Huila 1 - 1 Cucuta
La Equidad 0 - 0 Pasto

>Union Magdalena rises 2 positions with 8 points, Millonarios remains in the same position despite the defeat.

>Huila down 1 position for the Magdalena victory and the draw at home, Cucuta remains in the same position.

>Pasto goes up 2 positions due to the Rionegro Escritorio and the draw with La Equidad (Tolima and Junior has the same points, but Pasto is above them by goal difference), La Equidad goes up one position and leaves Santa Fe as "el colero de la tabla", again.

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La Tabla del Descenso was also affected.

- As Rionegro won 3 points thanks to Carrascal, they came out of the direct relegation with 127 points,

- Huila is still the colero with 122 points.

- Although Union Magdalena won, it's not enough for leave that position and its the second selected team to return to La B with 126 points.

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Today starts the Jornada 10 aka Fecha de Clasicos, time for some of murderball. Here's the matches and the respective titles for every match.

>Cucuta - Bucaramanga (Clásico Santandereano)
>Rionegro - Envigado (Clásicos del fútbol Antioqueño)
>Junior - Union Magdalena (Clásico Costeño)
>Santa Fe - Millonarios (Clásico Bogotano)
>Pasto - Once Caldas (Pretendamos que esto es un Clásico)
>Alianza Petrolera - Jaguares (Clásico de "sugieran titulos /copalib/")
>Medellin - Atletico Nacional (Clásico Paisa)
>Tolima - Atletico Huila (Clásico del Tolima Grande)
>America - Deportivo Cali (Clásico Vallecaucano)
>Patriotas - La Equidad (Clasico de la Media Ruana y del Frio Capitalino)

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Cuándo Real Cargatena está en Primera, el clásico costeño es Junior x Cartagena o no?

The rival of Real Cartagena is Real San Andres and is called Clásico del Mar Caribe.

Série C promotion playoff starting now

2nd leg
Ypiranga x Confiança (1st leg: 0-1)

Stream
youtube.com/watch?v=2iShaEP0854

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOL SEGUE O LÍDERRRRRR

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Based and redpilled Bettynho

brenner vai meter 2 hj no flamerda

melhor meter 3 kkkkkk

of course he is

Claro que sigo o Santos!

Bennuldis or extra time?

Bennuldis. Also no away goal rule.

fuck this shit

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very based

HT
Ypiranga 1-0 Confiança. If result is mantained, penalties.

La U got memed on again.

Flamengo is the Brazilian League of Legends champion.

Git gud

because oldfags?

Based umbando de nerds autistas

think about it. This man built a whole culture of memes in a imageboard and he has no idea

Post line up pls, i expect anime references

I approve of this because theres always a chance of getting bennuldis, even though it doesn't make sense.

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me second from the left

Copa Argentina is on
> Lanus 2-1 Argentinos @ HT

Name my band /copalib/

Los Mongos

Does 3rd from the left have a condition?

this juiza is thicc as fuck

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Foi bem pra caralho.

The Ngubus of e-sports

For me, its Robo

FT
Ypiranga 1-1 Confiança (agg.: 1-2)

Confiança promoted to Série B

SERIO RAPAZ
VC TA FALANDO SERIO
O MEU PROLETARIO VAI JOGAR A SERIE B E MERMO RAPAZ

>2019
>rafael sóbis

let him retire in peace odair, ffs

Hello
Here is my opinion
palmerias are odd
I hate Boca Juniors
portugese was a mistake
argentinia's shipping prices are insane
too many of these south american countries are commie, meaning even getting a fucking t-shirt or sticker for a team is laughably expensive
I like Racing Club because they have nice colors and history
I don't rate Pele and never will
Mario Kempes had very nice hair
Brazilian soccer makes little to no sense with city invitationals, tournaments, a lack of a solid structure

>95276026
Go away

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Basado
youtube.com/watch?v=moPFJqIk_74

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Crest looks like a pill

At first I genuinely thought Topo, Meio, Cacador, Atirador and Suporte were their br nicknames

The absolute state of argenchinos chuniors

They thought São Paulo was a contender for the title.
Not even Daniel Alves can save them.

How often do first round leaders get to win the league at the end of the season? I feel like this happens every year.

Majority of the time the team that wins the first round (primeiro turno), wins the league, but there are exceptions.

Based Trust

>VARing an uncontestable penal
fucking refs these days are useless

>Saum Paulu
lel

The first round is not over, get for ready for 30 matches per week

>Inter playing against Inter

???????????????????? huh????

>inter scoring and still playing on the offensive

what alternate dimension is this

maybe odair learned?
I mean it only took him what, almost 3 years?

Sóbis has damage bonuses against São Paulo, that's all.

I want to have sex with a vagina please send money

what's up with the mics at beira-rio, even when the crowd was screaming at the top of their lungs in past games it felt off

still slow and cranky

>Odair ganhando jogos
É o fim dos tempos ou o início de uma era ?

Where are you
I can get you some if you are near Palermo rn

post this when he wins away games

mano, esse time do são paulo é horrível
o atacante titular é o raniel pqp

That's old Confiança logo. This is new one.

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>until burrior scores

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HJ E DÍA DE COMEMORACAO
FORRO E PINGA A NOITE INTEIRA RAPAZ

Confiança shall be the first club from Sergipe state to play in Série B on this century.

The highlights of promotion match
youtube.com/watch?v=8o2Gwgo8MV0

A torcida do Palmeiras é um saco, não por serem arrombados, mas por só terem apenas DUAS """"músicas""""

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FT
Sampaio Corrêa 3-2 São José (agg.: 3-2)

Sampaio Corrêa promoted to Série B

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Seeing these results just sinks my heart.

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Tomorrow
Náutico x Paysandu (1st leg: 0-0)

Monday
Juventude x Imperatriz (1st leg: 0-0)

>mill8s

95276085
no, kiss my ass little boy

>palmeiras

Vamo cair pra série b de novo kkkkkkkkkkkkk

gostosa.webm

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I was cheering for Zequinha so hard FUCK. São José is out, Ypiranga is out, Juventude is the last hope for Rio Grande do Sul.

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Zequinha is based
I fucking abhor Juventude. Fucking filial das gazelas

Who else /aloneinthepub/ here?

>Zequinha is based

They are the Hufflepuff house of Porto Alegre Football teams, ignored as everyone gravitates into Gremio or Inter yet they have a 100 year history, have a quality stadium, team barely have 100 fans per game yet they almost made into Série B, while teams that fill stadiums can't barely make a dent in Série C.

What a chad team

Imagine receiving bbbbasco and fluminense at arena batistao

not anymore, home is comfier and warmer

>são paulo é tão freguês que escreve inter nas camisas

God I love that province

>Borja e Lucas Lima
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk calma mano eu ainda não formulei um xingamento pra ti, não faz tanta merda agora

just the /alone/ part

>palmeiras has the ball
>loses
Maybe felipao was right all along

>maybe
Always

fuck VAR

perro asistente

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CUTE!

>conmebol
>perro
>ref
Very good pic

Always felipao was right all along

Ok, status update. The baby is cute and she hasn't cried since she got here. I held her and nothing happened. The problem is that my perra is fucking going off at the baby whenever she's in the living room. She wants to investigate the baby but we're afraid she'll hurt her or something. How should I proceed?

Let her smell it through you?

Discipline your bitch m8

+riot police

Huh? Did they really disallow that goal?

We did that, she's still on edge whenever the baby makes a sound or something.
I think (hope) she gets used to the idea of a baby being around, she's much calmer than when the baby arrived but that's not saying much

I'm not gonna fucking pummel my dog because she's anxious due to a small creature unlike anything she's ever seen before is getting a lot of attention mate

Based Willian moustache

>No Ortiz
>No Fariñez
>Elicer doing fuck all
Yea I'm thinking were back to choking, Millos are fucked now.

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leave her alone bruv, time for doggo later

ese arbitro de mierda no es malo, es perverso, negro tenia que ser

> the only way to assert dominance is through beating
Low energy

>mill8niggers complaining about refs of all fucking possible things
lemau

She just has to get used to a new person in your house hold. I'm sure it will go away soon, just get her under control.

antes de que comience con su autismo, ese hijueputa ha sacado muchas amarillas y para mucho el partido, ademas de no pitar 2 penales para ambos equipos.

>lucas lima

She's had a hard life when it comes to babies, I'm told the reason we had to "rescue" her was because her owner had a baby so she wasn't allowed in the house anymore and the owner didn't really care for her anymore. I'm not sure if dogs can rationalize that but maybe she thinks baby = getting thrown out again = bad

ye ye whenever we interact with the baby someone just pats her and prevents her from pouncing the bab. In a month or two (whenever the baby gets a bit sturdier) we'll let her get close to the baby, maybe lick her a little bit and smell her properly.

You have 4 limbs, you can please both.

>Santa fe niggers have 7 yellow card
>suspiciously no reds
>last game a red and a shitty penalty
Fuck off it's clear that Refs want A. Nal to win this

Don't trust her if she's old. Old resentful bitches are ruthless.

she's like 3 years old. pic related, it's her

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>Inter
Based

>Millos
Thanks for letting me down again boys
youtu.be/ZhXL9YNVA_4

>Proud posture
>Good vira-lata genes
>Alert eyes ready for anything
>Based choice in teams
>Dubs
Blessed post. Blessed perro.

So we got our next OP, right?

HAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAAHHAHAHAAH

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk >we actually won that match

>+até o palmeiras virar

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>Until Palmeiras scores
based 12th player

>palmeiras não virava jogo com o Felipão
>primeiro jogo com o mano e o time vira o jogo
Based ref for giving us +10 minutes that he took out of his ass to turn things around

Dog is going to be more aggressive if you are holding the baby than if the baby is by herself.
Cute

Trips confirm next OP

Nostalgia edition

Best post in history of /copalib/

Excellent post

dubs should do

VARmeiras

look a this qt doggo

First post should be perro Colorado desu

Colombians
Mongoloid indians.

Venezuelans
Dirty scumbags

Uruguayans
Cum drinkers

Chileans
Montain Jews

Argies
Disfunctional sperms

every game with mano is going to be like this

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Pic of it doing the caca

she gets hype as fuck after she does the caca, it's like "holy fuck guys I did it outside and didn't fuck up give me a treat NOW"

Never trust a dog. I went to a similar situation but a cat instead of a baby and the dog bit an ear off it

> Qatar Juniors and Turkey Plate are going to monopolize Libertadores for the next decade
> Perros and going to be haram and get banned from stadiums
It wasn't worth it manos

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>anglo
>filthy degenerate asshole
clockwork

awww that's so cute

Perro rosarino

Ay caramba

Uma delicia

Back home from /aloneinthepub/
Gonna blow some vela
Gnight /copalib/

godspeed user

based

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DONT YOU WORRY CHILD
SEE HEAVENS GOT A PLAN FOR YOU

based

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inter won't let that happen

KEK

apronta la cola para el martes estados unidos de america
youtube.com/watch?v=X-UjcUZLuZw

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imagine losing to santa fe

>go to a party
>girl (female) takes out her shoes after we've already walked to the center of the city and went back to my bro's house
>the stink covers the room
Why do women do this?

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>girl (female)
stopped reading here

>girl
>(female)
>brasil
mmmmmmmm

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Camilo Sesto is dead.

oh fuck

F

DEJARE MI TIERRA POR TI

qepd

EEE PRA SURDO OUVI PRA CEGO VER QUE ESSE XOTE FAZ MILAGRE ACONTECER

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cute

el bumpo nocturno, que solo duerme 5 horas todos los dias

Who shall get promoted to Série B and why Paysandu?

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Same

One of official sponsors of Sampaio Corrêa is a motel

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based paysandu poster

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cute foot

If this isn't collage-worthy, I don't know what is

based colombia's arsenal

I fucked a 10/10 yesterday amd now im afraid I will never fuck a 10/10 again.

This totally happened and is 100% true

you will always be a 10/10 to me baby
love you
- mom

Pics of the 10/10

>peel bergamota
>perro wants a gomo
why always this

Im a 7-8 at best. Like, i have a good height (1,81m), im pretty fit and strong, and my face is good, nice beard, strong jaw, good teeth etc. BUT im no Chris Evans, Joel Kinnaman or the guy from Black Panther. So 7-8/10.
She texted me again, shithead. Someone will be drowning the goose soon.

Guys, should I go to Ferroviário's match?
It's on a wednesday afternoon in our very own stadium, and chances are that the tickets will be very cheap. On the other hand, the stadium is crappy, on an even crappier side of town, the team sucks balls and the fans are still tremendously disappointed at the team's performance.

>needing to justify and validate yourself on an anonymous forum
You're pathetic.

>saying bergamota
based

Reminder that we couldn't win yesterday against a literal titleless team.
We wont win anything of importance with Tite.

If you're sócio you won't pay for the tickets. Aren't you already? Only R$40,00 on Credit card...
I won't go because of the time schedule.

Sampaio Corrêa's anthem. The Dear Bolivia.
youtube.com/watch?v=W3-7NcSEybI

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give him a gomo you greedy faggot
what else would he say?

>yfgw you realize Guild will disintegrate once Cebolinha inevitably gets sold
no no NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS BROS

you now remember
>Rogerio Ceni as manager

JUST

>The absolute hovel of the Maries

I am, didnt say otherwise. I spent my late teens and early twenties here. So Im kinda bound to this places.

América-MG is now the biggest team in Minas Gerais. Rejoice.

Based small team mentality

>gk manager
other than Falcioni I can't thing on a good example of a successful ex-gk manager

>Camera pans to Gremio's GK
>AMERICA-MG
wait
what the hell is going on

Newsflash: Only América-MG owns their stadium in Belzonte.

Agreed

Emerson Leão, Nery Pumpido, Dino Zoff

>Flamengo wins against Avai
>Wow they're incredible Jesus is a great manager! They didn't have BH or Arraskeketa and still managed to win!

Flamengo has been consistently pocketing its rivals. Like, of the ladt 4-5 games, 3-4 had 3+ goals scored.

"tangerina" "mexerica"

People who say bergamota in Brazil say the wrong name of the fruit. Just like we call limes limões and lemons limas.

meanwhile in 90 minutos
>En instantes, sale maradona al campo

For me, it's
>Pokan

globoesporte.globo.com/programas/esporte-espetacular/noticia/patamar-europeu-jesus-afirma-que-o-flamengo-seria-campeao-em-portugal-e-g-6-na-inglaterra.ghtml

>page: ?
what did 4channel mean by this?

Naciomal today

> Ferro - Mitre
> Platense - Brown de Puerto Madryn
> Agropecuario - San Martin SJ
> San Martin T Riestra
> Ind Rivadavia - Nueva Chicago
> Gimnasia J - Tigre

Virgasia has to be the most pathetic club in existance (120+ years of nothing) and the events of today prove it.

Stop calling people fags, user. Or I'll be very mad and complain about it on Globo.

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obsessed

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Based maradona

Why yes, I am an El Lobo long life fan

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Futebol

It's getting out of hand perubro

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I got atleast 3 banned americans today. How about you, lads?

maybe that will get them to lose weight
based

GO BAY MY CUM

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Why?

Copa Argentina is on
> Villa Mitre 0-0 Central Cordoba @60

> el marron vs el brown

CADE O SANTISTA ARROMBADO QUE FICA POSTANDO SEGUE O LÍDER

small chimpouts at copa argentina match

INTERMEDIOS FINAL BETWEEN RIVERPOOL AND LIVERPLATE IS GOING TO ALARGUE

extra time or benuldies?

ALARGUE

B O T H

VAI TOMAR NO CU RIVER
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..........''...\.......... _.·´
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AQUI E LIVERPOOL PORRA

NUNCA CAMINARAS SOLO

roja stream died dinobros, what do i do

BLOOTER FOR LIVER
GOLAZO

Pasto 1 - Once Caldas 0

Liver ploote

youtube.com/watch?v=r9tmULeMK3E

thanks fren

Liverpool is the underdog, right?

> ynr oscar ustari

What is purpose of Torneo Intermedio?

They are both underdogs but River had a shit apertura

Bennuldis status: BENNULDIES

More activity, basically.

>river plate vs liverpool

Why is Uruguayan football so c.ucked?

It's a tournament that intermediates

:DDDDD

Setting my beans on meme 120'+ comeback

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A slot for Libertadores or a slot for Sudamericana for winner?

that's a high bet lad

I assume a different stadium was going to be used if the final was penarol/nacional.

Peñarol-Nacional final was impossible because both shared the same group (the one where River won)

Based murderball

> Bernie Sanders is a manager in the yorugua league
wtf i love communism now

dubs and liverpool wins

Sudaca

uruguay seems comfy

B E N U L D I E S

DEFINICION POR TIROS DESDE EL PUNTO DE BENNULDI

:DDDDDD

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Segunda matchday 16 results

Rentistas 0-1 Torque
Atenas 1-1 Albion
Cerrito 1-0 Tacuarembo
V.Española 1-1 Central
Sud America 2-0 Dvo.Maldonado
V.Teresa 1-4 Bella Vista

Torque is the new leader, along with Rentistas, both are on direct promotion, Dvo.Maldonado-IASA and V.Española-Atenas, the playoffs so far, Bella Vista close of getting out of relegation zone

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omero asustado

based torque city

ta shoviendo?

neblina

>VARtos

TROLLPOST

>last week was pretty comfily cold
>today is a muggy sort of warm, still humid as fuck though
>tomorrow will be 34 degrees
>walls are already wet from the warm outside air meeting with the dry cold air inside

FUCK THIS STATE

reminder that this result will be the literal same result as the CWC in december

>culombian defending
watch u23 argentina vs colombia match you nerds

same here, where u at

For me it's the Little Monkey

ESTA NO SE RESBALA

porto alegre

TROLLPOST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

>piriz
I knew it

bianchi looks so fucked up

isn't it just a meme