/tennis/ - US Open

mommy edition

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hAlEp

Half of it is padded.

third for bianca will save tennis

Shall be rooting for Dimitrov.

she's already 27, I doubt she'll reach such a level at this point of her career

Which one would beat the niggeress?

pre-match interviews were a mistake

kys kike, you're not welcomed here

beeascau let's fuckin geddit

What is the gypsy listening to?

kero kero bonito

Don't you have your own website to be retarded on?

Darude-sandstorm

Tubthumping

there's no point of these other matches roidal and seroida will win

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>dat body
holy shit bros

I bought my Huawei P9 because of Belinda btw

i ain't your bro, pal

I aint your pal, friend

If I were in charge of tennis I would say no more nigresses and a lot more gypsies.

>I aint your pal, friend
I ain't your friend, buddy

I ain't your friend, buddy

Millman - Kokkinakis - Chung - Cilic - Schwartzmann - Berrettini - Dimitrov/Medvedev

>huawei
Congrats on buying chink botnet

SNEAKY

Lmao stay mad furfag
It's based af, best OS. Price/performance ratio cannot be beat

thanks god Nike provided them with two different sets of colors, I can't stand matches where both players have the exact same outfit

>i ain't your bro, pal
alright well how about this yeh dumb simp, Andreesu's body is hnnnnnnnnnng

>it's okay that i gave my personal information to chinks because it's cheaper
Cringe

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andreescu just looks like a fatter version of bencic inb4 faceblind meme

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Nice

Top tier under the tits

Neck*

not impressed

The greatest American tennis player of all time?
Serena Williams.
The greatest female tennis player of all time?
Serena Williams.

>The greatest American tennis player of all time?
Just because Bill Tilden was a pedo doesn't mean you can't ignore his accomplishments

The mom looks like a super jew

>leaf parents

ESPN pls go back to plebbit

SHE IS A MOM

>this weak ass crowd

why do americans only cheer for niggers

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one more /tennis/ song found
youtube.com/watch?v=OusADDs_3ps

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Fuck you R2
You need to post more

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Having lewd thoughts, I won't lie

Belindas on fire
The gypsy is terrified

I doubt it.

youtube.com/watch?v=fXniFGN7fbE

lmaoing @ u

>be svitolina
>become coalburner
>be destroyed by it

>You need to post more
This also someone repost that that fresco image he made

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poetic justice

Whomst are you quoting
Honestly caro looks kinda cute here

>only women’s tennis on
>thread because thirsty nerds lusting after racketthots i.e. Borisposting
Like pottery.

Is benchich wearing a skirt in the front and shorts in the back??

Is she ever going to play a man again?

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More like:
>only womens tennis on
>monday night football
>tennis thread dies

>>monday night football
user I...

Is the women's game in a worst state than the men's at the moment in terms of decent fresh new talent maintaining some degree of consistency?

>Whomst are you quoting
the wrong post sorry i've been drinking
meant to (You)

Eh, close enough

>maintaining some degree of consistency
No because the ATP tour is completely dominated by 3 players while the WTA tour has a new tournament winner every week

COME ON

Players shouldn't be allowed to look to their coach/box before challenging a call.

Ok, now this is pretty good. I mean its not Serena, but its pretty good.

Fascist

Oh no!

really need to stop drunk ordering things online also benshit has a lois from family guy tier nose

bencic is so pretty I'm in love

Too bad you can't order a gf incel ben

Bex poster pls

Andreescu is so solid mentally, if you don't beat her two sets to zero you've basically lost

Why can't this fucking gypsy fix her hair properly?

Shud dhe fug ub :DDD

Why do you care about her hair?

Too bad you can't order a dad numale gaytee

>serena or phony is going to win the US Open
disgusting

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BASED CIGAN

because she's not maria sakkari

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Medvedev has a chance

Her mannerisms annoy me including constantly fixing her hair.

bagel tiebreak yum

YO THIS BITCH IS GETTING GYPPED

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Is it true that Roger is her biological dad?

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I can't imagine Mirka lets him out of chastity cage much

wow the O2s are my favorite team

She was born before he met Mirka

god dammit gookmoot fuck off with not letting me use subscripts or emojis

yuh yih

but thats wrong. shes a basket case

Did Mirka not take his virginity though?

I'm an American and I would never cheer for a nigger.

i wish doubles was more popular

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Sad how little support it has in the US. Wimbledon has had generally decent crowds for it.

Shame Davis Cup is on life support. That was always such a pivotal rubber.

oh no Bianca chocking!

True. Hopefully the ATP cup revitalizes it

Kek she got the lead and now she chokes. Classic

>chocking
Pls stop sleeping choking like that

cmon andreescuck

New York crowd is so disruptive

wow first wta game whwere i hate both players and want both of em to suffer

That's every Williams bros match for me.

bibi is a national hero
go fuck yourself buddy

take that back buddy!...

wakey wakey double breaky

sorry bud no offense

bibi please

What do I have to offer Andreescu's father for her hand in marriage? A pair of goats or something? Im not familiar with gypsy law..

hahahahahaha oh my

it's already over, andreescu will face serena, bencic has mentally folded.

none taken bud and i admit i slightly prefer the juicier thighs of the romanian even though bencic is less of a dumb ball basher

My feeling is that Andreescu is the most likely to agree to milking handjob in the WTA

I would agree with that, the rimjob episode you agree goes for venus williams yes

as a legal scholar on romani law, I can assure you that many more goats will be necessary.

nervy messy set this

I don’t know I’m not getting rimjob vibes from Venus

exactly ...

bencic has some tremendous legs too tho

MODS
MODS
MODS
RACISM IS AGAINST Yea Forums RULES

finna get another tb

Hope a nigger kills you tonight

why do i find bianca so sexy bros

would unironically fuck everyone in the wta top 100

(except barty)

MODS
MODS
MODS
HE WAS BANNED EARLIER FOR RACISM
HE IS BAN EVADING
ITS TIME TO RANGE BAN HIM SO HE CANT BAN EVADE AGAIN
THANKS

So based

i'd eat barty's farty if you know what i mean. love them abo's

Bianca a crazy ass jypsy tho for real

You love smelly gypsies?

Its the large milkers

based

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Is the butt

>that gypsy screech

tfw no 19yo elite tennis gf

y live

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mp

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Andreescu's entire game is predicated on her being a pent up ball of aggression and frustration ready to explode at any minute. Probably comes from having teenage years devoid of social life and spent playing tennis every day.

Once she gets a bit older, finds a boyfriend and starts getting fucked regularly she won't be a factor in the tennis world anymore.

i volunteer as tribute

bencic is hysterically pointless

hate the rimjob poster to be desu, lads

>Tubthumping
god i love that song

probably not man that doesnt sound like a real thing that happens at all

leaf s

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...

Oh CANADA

OH CANADA!

Hell yea brothers.

I'm screaming, lads.

oh cANada

fuck the fucking americans

we did it lads! What part of Romania are you from? Burlington here

Bianca our new queen. Genie in the dumpster

Gypsies incoming.

sault ste marie here

how much is a bottle of bibi sweat i will pay anything

>serena
>andreescu

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Belinda baby :'(

I mean Serena going to booty blast the gypsy boys. I hate to say it, but shes got this tournament all wrapped up.

Gtfo stuck up Burlington. Hamilton proud

I really hope the qt gyp leaf beats the uppity negress.

You'll always have the Roger's Cup

ooga booga

that's what I thought about the warriors/raptors

>"look at me I'm poor! That makes me cool!"

embarrassing desu

Das Rite!!!!

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I mean Serena going to booty blast the nipnog boys. I hate to say it, but shes got this tournament all wrapped up.

She's going to get away with so much coaching because of last year. Such a shame.

Winnipeg reportin

Serena is fat and will lose.

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I need a shot of the ass.

Be honest with me lads, can the gypsie do it?

No.

>Canada vs America
It's over

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how hard is she seething right now?

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I prefer Sabalenka's fridge body

Lol not that Coco

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Goddammit that fits her so well

If Andreescu's injuries were so bad, then how did she win Indian Wells and Rogers Cup and reach the finals of the US Open in the same year? I feel like I hear so much about her injuries. She seems to be doing fine.

Pure grit, stay seething incel

Is pure grit responsible for Nadal as well?

Pure autism

She big girl. I can see why she might pick up some things. Helps she still young tho.

Isn't she getting dicked right now?

She's a drama queen

It's kind of like when Kournikova was overtaken by Masha, except neither of them are all that hot. She's probably off getting gang banged by a frat of randos.

imagine the smell

>It's kind of like when Kournikova was overtaken by Masha
I wish I could go back bros...

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Mossed gonna get you. Boy

>except neither of them are all that hot.
Sharapova and Bouchard have flaws. Anna K was perfect

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If Serena and Nadal played 100 times I think Serena would win a couple of sets, she is that strong!

That reminds me...
theguardian.com/observer/osm/story/0,,543962,00.html

I would sincerely love for her to play any top tenner, hell any top 100 player and get whooped. It would shut that silly GOAT talk up real quick.

>Medvedev 7-5 4-6 7-6 7-6 Dimitrov
>Nadal 6-0 6-1 6-0 Berrettini

>Nadal 6-2 6-3 6-7 6-7 6-7 Medvedev

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threw up last night and now my rib cage hurts lol so randum xd

the last part got me
>That never came about, but when I saw Venus a few months later at the French Open she came up to me with a big smile on her face and said, 'You know that thing in Australia - it never happened!'

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What do they mean, she tried to pretend it never happened?

>tfw the chink swing starts soon
ripip this general

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you mean more bernie posting more often

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andreescu's mom looks insufferable af

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Lajovic - Daniel - Mayer - Dolgopolov - Rublev - Delpo - Anderson.

I prefer this one.

>posting from your ip has been banned due to repeated abuse
who is shitposting in their gastroenterologist’s office

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For me, it's Mina - Zeballos - Hewitt - Bellucci - Almagro - Melzer - Soderling

the gastro has a business account with the internet provider and the internet providers has rolling ips for all its businesses you tech illiterate boomer

What a joke it was

who the fuck can beat the roided up mk ultraed serena williams?

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>Andreescu
>Halep
>Kenin
>Venus Williams
>Muguruza
>Pliskova
>Osaka
>Kvitova
>Konta
>Kerber

shes total shit

Golubev, Falla, Poospisil, Robredo, Djokobitch, Birddick, Nadull

no tennis today lads?

6 hours from now

whos playing

Me and your mum

>The Stanimal has denied Novak about 5 GS.

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Melzer, Rubin, Berdych, Nishikori, Zverev, Wawrinka, Nadal

apartment smells like a dead skunk because the people below have been doing the marijewana

stop age shaming me

>Once she gets a bit older, finds a boyfriend and starts getting fucked regularly

Does that explain the demise of Penko?

GOT EM

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sifth efrikins are annoying

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Hope a nekker kills you tonight you nekker

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Nadal is gonna win da USO pen, right lads?

I dont see anyone able to beat him, so yes freewin

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

I ain't your buddy, nigga

why does it rain so much in New York during summer?

>finalist $370k
>champion $740k
Doubles prize money doesn’t make sense

they are not playing for the money at this point
who cares

weather has been bretty good this summer actually. Tomorrow and sunday will be a high of 80 and partly sunny.

today rain all afternoon and evening

everything in america is shit, americans included

For me it's Granollers, and for you?

Comfy Spanish speaking doubles final right now.

post >yfw you will never have the chance to play tennis at 8years old and become a professional athlete in your 20s and earn millions

would rather be a footballer

>earn millions
Aren't most in debt up to their eyeballs?

more sandnigger and niggers in general, supporters are dumb as fuck, and its less "classy" than tennis
Dunno its my first time watching tennis unironically and Im enjoying it

god Farah is such a fucking chad

THAT LOOK IN THE GOATS EYE

YOU JUST K N O W

i wish he would do no-no things to my bootyhole

SHE JUST SUCKED AT TENNIS IS ALL LMAO

>yes I'm an incel

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fucking Zeballos choker

Real Madrid scum fans in the crowd

Is there a Fake Madrid? Is there a Manchester Divided?

fake madrid

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youtube.com/watch?v=PbVJDlVQMeA

Is this impressive or what?

>doubles is bo3
The USO was a mistake

Nadal was the first to get this right by the way, the guy that catches the ball said so in its instagram

this

It is, very

tennis when now?

its the goat, after all

Who here /Nadal/ ?

youtube.com/watch?v=J9gDxOjhnb4

What do I have to do to be smothered by Dolehide's boobies?

*EXPLODING KNEES*

Who was in the wrong here?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qio9xio8JiE

When in doubt - always blame Kyrgios, he's a cunt

Ombelibable, he's so stupid, no?

SO WON'T YOU SLIDE AWAY BACK TO THE OCEAN I'LL GO BACK TO THE CITY LIGHTS

nadal for returning 8 gorillion miles behind the baseline

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True friends stab you in the front

just a quick heads up, today is men's semi-final day so WTAutists should refrain from shitting up the thread with their ugly waifus. thank you.

Good post

Dimitrov or Medvedev?
For me it's Medvedev

>Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin

Dimitrov's odd is increasing, already at 2.70, I think it should be at 2.10, Medvedev surely must be getting tired... I might bet 20 euros on him

Joke's on you, my waifu is Barbara Schett

there's literally no point to these prematch interviews

OH NO NO NO

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Well put

Dragostea Din Tei

Medvedev sounds like Djokovic, when speaking English

medvedev will win the open

What's the most you've ever loss on a tennis match?

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Advertisements are so goofy and uninspired.

50 €
bet on nadal on a final but he lost to djokovic or something

reminder that it could always be worse

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I've lost 40 euros before, Djokovic vs Zverev in that final event of the year

damn I wish I were there.

gambling is bad mmkay

DANIIL
A
N
I
I
L

he bet 3K and lost?

fucking Dimitrov will be broken already

only when you're losing

Terrible Botox and lip injections on this chair umpire

Sad desu

OGRE

>Fred died for this

>odd is at 3.60 now
REEEE

>dimentalmidget

>the city of dmitrov

Haha we WTA now

>Roberta Vinci ended Serena Williams’s dream of a calendar grand slam with a shock 2-6, 6-4, 6-4 victory to set up an all-Italian US Open Final

that's my line

speaking of betting, how does the USO fight court siding?

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With Fed out I'm going all in on Medvedev. He seems like the only Next Gen who's worth a shit.

DO IT NOW DIMI
BREAK HIM

This is the difference

Medvedev is strongmind

is this a free win for the commie?

he train since child

Medvedev will straight set him, and ruin Federer's legacy forever

This. Daniil is the only young player with a good mentality.

Medvedev returnig as far back as Nadal again

Kohlrschreiber vs Andreozzi is the superior match of the night by the way

Its enjoyable to watch but goddamn it takes forever
>ask kids for ball
>select good balls
>put ball in pocket
>bounce
>bounce
>bounce
>let
>bounce
>bounce
>ping ping ping pong
>*clap clap clap* WOOOO
>ask kid for another balls

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Serena is a mother

fucking Rod Laver looks 150 years old

DO IT

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motherfucker

medvedev has upside down triangle head

why is their generation so useless?

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I just won a 8.25, a 4.70 and a 2.20 odd all at the same time.

Seems pretty obvious Dimitrov is going to win since I bet on him too.
Bet now while the odd is still high

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:(

BASED DIMITRO

Med looking really sloppy desu

Nice work portubro

why is this commie nigger playing so far away

>1€
go big or go home

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roof mode ruins the atmosphere desu

do you know anything about these teams?

I bet very small in all teams with a certain potential while they are losing, not always works, just saying I seem to be on a roll

any streams pls?

whats her name?

medvedev ain't losing. cash out while you can

If Dimitrov wins the US opens, is he the lowest ranked player to ever win a grand slam?

tbf lad I would have bet at least 10 euros, it's a bit pointless only betting 1 with those odds

Can't Brits watch Eurosport?

don't need to. that's soccer. you bet both teams to score or under/over 1.5, when you know the team you can bet on the winner easily

>pyunik shkupi
who?

found one

live-tennis.stream/watch/daniil-medvedev-live.html

ivanesivic won a slam with a wildcard so probably not

Didn't you know they left. Oh wait.

Choke

do you at least do research?

soccer teams

doesn't work for me today wtf?

>american food safety

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yes

Dimitrov moves like a ballerina

Based Bullshit Russian actually outachieving Zverev

are these two guys on rods? why is the espn commentary so gay?

That looks like plastic on plastic.

123tvnow.com/watch/espn-2/

ERA IN

what is the reason dimitrov hits are so similar to fedgoats?

oops my bad

he absorbed his power

His coaches tried to make him into Fed 2.0 but he turned out to be Gasquet 2.0

Wasn’t it Shittypas who called him that?

Dimemtrov backhand is on point

he is Federer light
Who his Nadal and Djokovic light bros?

>turned out to be Gasquet 2.0

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>lindsay vonn
God I wish she'd just fuck off

Unironically best drop shot I can remember this year.

she looks so trashy lmao

She looks ridiculous

fuck off with this celebrity bullshit espn

are the rumours true?

Did Daniil get more bald in the past two days?

Dimitrov is SO fucking bland. I hope he breaks a leg or something. Fucking dial tone.

speaking of lindsay vonn
youtube.com/watch?v=ttUrClwF4wI

Are Russians Bulgarian or are Bulgarians Russian?

My boy Dimi on fire

God knows what Russian drugs they have him on
Wouldn’t be surprised if he grows a third dick by the time the final comes around

he doesn't look too bad. he does look like edgar allan poe though

THAT PASSING SHOT

chad kyrgios, virgin nadal.

Nadal smiles in the end, he wishes Kyrgios no harm :)

>the virgin wins over the chad
Baste

typical russian dog
they ruin my dota games, they ruin themselves playing tennis

this fly emirates commercial makes me want to kill myself

umbelible

At least the kid is cute

>American ad
>white guy/girl
>black guy/girl
>asian guy/girl
>

and that's a good thing!

Just flip over to ESPN2 during commercial breaks.
You haven't seen the ads in Canada... or their TV programs in general.

Here's why

>You haven't seen the ads in Canada... or their TV programs in general.

i used to watch ads between NBA playoffs so i guess its the same thing

>Federer needs Medvedev or Dimitrov to save his legacy

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TITTIES

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He won't need them thanks to the italian God

Where?

The ref is calling for juice all the time but players no get the juice. What is this nonsense?

How the fuck is Medvedev still in this?

This Medvedev dude is super entertaining to watch

i can't believe dimitrov is gonna choke to this absolute shitter

what did Medvedev mean by that gesture of rolling arms

you cheeky bugger

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>nice to mole you--i mean meet you it's nice to meet you, mole

Based

for me, it's fiddling with your strings after you miss a shot

It adds character

Is she like royalty in the USA?

>dimemetrov

atptour.com/en/news/serena-williams-promoted-to-atp

Who of these two slavoids has the better chance of beating Nadal?

Baldvedev

neither

CAMON MEDVEDEV SCORE SOME FAKIN ACES

no but seriously it cant be a fucking coincidence, hes holding the fucking racket the same way as fed before the serve behind his body. did he plan it or his coaches? wtf is up with that

>Dimitrov using all his challenges for obvious balls
Yikes

he got destroyed a few weeks ago

ahahah he always finds a way to choke

No she's mostly a tabloid fixture because she said orange man bad at the Olympics

Fognini fiddles with his strings after every point, win or lose.

Where Medvedev energy come from? He look like skeleton.

does anyone think slav tennis is boring?

superior slavic genes

Dimitrov has at least beaten him before, and he seems in form.

communism

Yeah, unless the women are playing.

>You haven't seen the ads in Canada... or their TV programs in general.
post it

The sad thing is that these 2 are still fucking terrible and an in form Fed/Rafa/Djokovic would absolutely murder each.

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How the FUCK did Dimitrov lose that set?????

He looks real tired to me though

>Diva

Do you whiteoids realize the superiority of slavs?

These 2 fuckers are lucky they get to play on the 1 day of cold front, it's back to 28 and humid tomorrow.

Find a livestream of Global Toronto.

he's shit

he always looks tired

same old mental midget Dimitrov

He's been playing matches for a month straight and he's looked tired all tournament, yet somehow he keeps winning.

Medvedev by a long shot.

Dimitrov is the roughage of Tennis. Like a fucking leafy salad.

Mental midgetry and poor challenges. They go hand in hand. He was desperate for a free point and challenged balls he shouldn’t have. A more disciplined player wouldn’t have.

his entire career consists of choking after a surprising surge in form

Now that /ourguy/ Diego is out, is Dimitrov the current torchbearer for victims of heightism? None of the four players left is particularly short.

I'm pretty out of touch with tennis nowadays so I hadn't even watched a single match from this dude before. I like he seems to give absolutely no fucks. All the rising weakminds of recent piss me off.

nadal is 6 ft

tfw you lost a cm and no longer 5'11 but 5'10.3109820

nadal is 85kg, Im the same height but Im 75 and I swear to god Im more muscular, jesus christ whats going wrong

we'd have to ask your mom on that one.

That's the exact reason I like him too. Mental midgets have plagued the young generations but he seems like a good fighter.

The Russian dude is the only one left to prevent the abomination of another bald roided slam. Dimitrov is going to choke hard if he wins this.

Dimitrov's outfit has to be one of the ugliest pieces of shit design I've ever seen

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>le backhand into the net

Based dimitar

he lost 6x3 6x0 to Nadal just a month ago.

Nadal is the strongest of the big 3 against next gen

Dimi blew his load in first set. He's toast now.

>roids
>roids
>roids

post proof or shut the fuck up

Van Heusen shirt?

I still remember when Dimemetrov and Pooshart both had custom Nike outfits

I bet you're one of those morons who still defend Lance Armstrong, aren't you

the socks and shoes are the ugliest too

who

why dont they use military cameo so they can't see him?

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So that's the commercial everyone was upset about? Johnny Depp driving in a desert and picking up sand

I do. Everyone in that sport was doping he's only a dick for silencing and intimidating people who tried to expose him

this is worst than women’s tennis, embarrassing

told you to bet on medvedev

Armstrong did absolutely nothing wrong.

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>NWL
>It's not even clay

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He’s got that edge over dmitrov, he might actually do it

Federer, Djokovic and Wawrinka died for this. Let that sink in.

He prolly will. Dimitrov likes to choke after beating someone good, like Federer. Gets cocky. Typical bulgarian style.

ok

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THAT UMPIRE LIPS LICKING

slut empire

QT Serbian Ump

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we WTA nao

Umpire wants suck semen

pics?
is it asderaki

fucking incels cant see a woman lmao

FUCKING GRUSHENKA

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Chill down bobs and vegana

why did she do it?

I don't fuck 2 bit slav whores

>pics bb pls

Her hairline is receding worse than Federror's

I like how memevedev has this oblivious stare, like he doesn't really know where he is.
Also fuck dimitrov

on a scale of 1-10 how badly did dating that old roastie scherzinger fuck up Grisha's career

11

I would never understand how a man gets tired of banging Masha and for this I will never forgive him
I hope Medvedev wins

You don’t fuck anyone

Dogshit match desu senpai

Didn't she dump him because he wanted to commit while she wanted another decade on the cock carousel?

men's tennis will be wta tier once nadal and federer retire

Djokovic the WIlliams equivalent domination.

true

Who is the most hated player on /tennis/ across the entire sport, male or female?

The Williams.

>That rack
vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

0 because she was his beard just like Sharapova and Ser*na. I'm sure Irina Shayk will be his next contract

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is there another match after this wta tier match?

serena

Djokovic

Serena and Djokovic

Yeah, but it will be short.

Yes, another WTA-tier match (i.e. a 1 hour long steamroll)

Wishful thinking Apoo.

Damn this match is good.

Irina Shayk is a pro. It's not easy being a convincing beard.

This match is actually good now, the last few games have been great.

Is it me or the referee is hot

She is Serbian, yes.

I vote Serena

Always te same type of points
baseline rallies over and over until an unforced error

Well did you find Nadal-Djokovic exciting? Because this is similar

good lord what a game

Literally not true. Have you been watching it? There have been more net points and passing shots than the Fed match.

not at all exciting

I hope Berrettini exposes Rafa

Serbian, therefore she only takes pure slavic dick or the BBC. Nothing else in between.

This would make this GS elite.

when is rafa against pizzaboi

How the fuck is Dimitrov considered a future GS champion? He's fucking terrible.

Can't wait to add PG's son the Serbia's NT, we will finally have a black man on our team.

end of this match

Berretini looked fucking atrocious against Monfils. He was lucky Monfils handed him two sets and collapsed at the end. Crazy because he legitimately looked top 5 quality against Rublev.

He tries to emulate federer. He fall for the meme.

medvedev has the jankiest form i've ever seen. somehow it works

Yeah his backhand is so ugly. Like hes shoveling sand. I like his forehand though, how he really wraps around it from far back.

Jesse Lingard - Tennis edition.

Everytime he goes to hit the ball looks like his going to miss but almost djokesque gets it back without fail

Djokovic is more like indifference.

The last four games have been amazing. Best tennis outside of the top 3 this year, which is crazy considering how bad the match started.

Stop slicing you fucking retarded shit

Hahahaha

STUPID BABY FED

Medvedev is fucking good right now

Anyone who thinks the umpire is hot is watching a 240p stream

there are lots of people here rooting for djokovic, while nobody roots for serena except a few burgers, and the rest fiercely hates her

i want to rip that mole of medvedev's wife's face

NEW

*ahem* i'd commit a code violation on the chair empire try and stop me

Lel

Sigh

Medvedev has really upped his game. He’s figured out Dimitrov and is reading his approaches, pouncing on them and hitting the passes. Hitting to the backhand is working too. Against Rafa though that cross court backhand is going to be right at Nadals monster forehand, which got him in trouble in Montreal.

that ruski dude will be eaten alive by nadal

i like federer but he's too perfect, i cant help but feel he's a serial killer in secret

Does ANYBODY think serena isnt juicing? Does ANYBODY really think serena isnt on gear? look at her. look at her face. look at how she plays. think of how old she is. its like watching a man play tennis against a teenage girl. theres no way shes just that good, or just that strong, or just has those genes. Its completely unrealistic to think she is natural. she did not look like a fucking gorilla in her prime. women do not just suddenly grow 16 inch biceps late into their lives from swinging a raquet. Shes an american icon that rakes in money for the sport, and they cant let her lose no matter how obvious it is shes a cheating cunt. I hope her heart fucking explodes, but i would like to see her get her ass handed to her first.