SF: Pettis (groin) upgraded to full participation
OAK: Report: AB not expected to play Monday night
CHI: Trey Burton (groin) inactive vs. Packers
ATL: Falcons call Thursday 'rest' day for Julio
SEA: Metcalf proclaims himself 100 percent healthy
PHI: Alshon (biceps) lands on Eagles injury report
LAR: Gurley won't be on snap count vs. Panthers
SF: Nick Bosa (ankle) on track for Week 1
WAS: Gruden confirms Derrius Guice will start
WAS: Update: Reed still in concussion protocol
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the bears suck
I like the Ravens
You now realize rodgers comically large helmet is actually banned for being too old.
He has worn that Bouncy Castle tier helmet for years now.
I'm gettin drunk and feel talkatove ask me shit
Ravens haven't been the same since Ray and Suggs left.
Based
do you miss those 3rd and 5th round picks?
What happened to Alex Smith? Is he never coming back?
packers over bears
giants over cowboys
What's the last thing you jerked off to without any fabrication
Lol maybr if mayock hits on his picks yeah
Theismanned unfortunately
His “roommate” was a twink so probably a top
Yeah I’m thinking this is da Bears year
thank you for sharing this, user
they're getting off easy if they get to keep all their money 2bh
based
Snyder is going to buy him a robot leg after Case and Colt stink up the joint and Haskins dies on the field
Itd be another season minimum before he could come back. Extremely sad to see as a Chiefs fan. At least he got another contract before it happened, though.
this video I made of me fuckimg my friend in her mom's bed, she wad older than me by 8 years and fucked like a an animal in heat
Will Rodgers set the record for stat padding this season? He literally got his coach fired so that he could run up the score in blowouts.
Are you ready for some football!
OH NO NO NO NO
Theismann’d, I think he had a compound fracture and people were legit concerned he was gonna die of an infection. Even if he wants to come back his career is likely over.
Chargers or Jaguars?
which of them is the best team for someone who wants to be a fan of a loser team, a pathetic team, a team without achievements, a team without a super bowl, with a weak and poor fan base, that in its history only has failures, humiliations and losing records and with very few fans
>she was older
eww
>by 8 years
disgusting
I don't know what this is about but I think he's a homophobe now
Are you ready for the Raiders to start the season 0-2, both losses against divisional opponents, effectively ending their season immediately?
Here's every NFL team based on how many times they've had the worst record in the league. I didn't include tiebreakers because fuck that shit.
7
>Colts - (t-1974, t-1981, 1982, 1991, 1997, t-1998, t-2011)
6
>Buccaneers - (1976, t-1977, t-1983, t-1985, 1986, t-2014)
>Titans - (1972, 1973, t-1983, 1994, t-2014, t-2015)
4
>Bills - (1968, 1971, 1984, t-1985)
>Browns - (1999, t-2015, 2016, 2017)
>Patriots - (1970, t-1981, 1990, t-1992)
3
>49ers - (1978, t-1979, 2004)
>Bengals - (1993, t-1998, 2002)
>Chargers - (t-1975, 2000, t-2003)
>Giants - (1966, t-1974, t-2003)
2
>Cardinals - (t-2003, 2018)
>Chiefs - (t-1977, t-2012)
>Cowboys - (1988, 1989)
>Falcons - (1967, 1987)
>Jets - (1995, 1996)
>Lions - (t-1979, 2008)
>Panthers - (2001, 2010)
>Raiders - (t-2003, 2006)
>Rams - (2009, t-2011)
>Saints - (t-1975, 1980)
>Texans - (2005, 2013)
1
>Bears - (t-1969)
>Dolphins - (2007)
>Eagles - (t-1998)
>Jaguars - (t-2012)
>Seahawks - (t-1992)
>Steelers - (t-1969)
0
>Broncos
>Packers
>Ravens
>Redskins
>Vikings
Who finishes last this year?
Drew Brees only knows breathing and running up the score
Easy acces bro older milfs that want it but can't get it are gold mines provided you got your condom
Dolphins
Drew Brees is guilty of whatever this is about, I can assure you
DA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS!
Hard pass bro. I'll stick to my teen thots
what were your takes on AB's bullshit today?
Is Aaron Rodgers the best gay QB of all time?
I think the cardinals will have a worse record. Dolphins will win a couple games with Fitzpatrick.
He'll be cut
Are those smelling salts cum flavored? I’m sure that would wake Aaron right up.
he's going to be the new poster child for banning football when he kills himself in 5 years
Nah, Tom Brady is better with an honorable mention to Jeff Garcia
Oh man I hope not, that denver D could be lethal but I know Carr is good enough to not get assbkasted in the first half having a fuckimg ultra talented WR would fucking help though
bitches these days piss me off so much but they're easy that shit they say about caring only for themselves on FB/IG is horse shit lmao
It made drink, I'm on my third screwdriver and gettin a nice buzz
what did he say? lmao I'm out of the loop.
They can't say anything with my dick in their mouth
Matt Faggy walked into the stadium in a fedora i'm all in on the Packers
Pic now
Why don’t you post anonymously?
>Betty White 97 years old
does she take adrenochrome?
>OH NO NO NO NO
poast it
Peak Cam Newton > Peak Aaron Rogers
Average Cam Newton < Average Aaron Rogers
He made a commercial with some religious group that pays for marriage between men and women only type stuff I guess. All he said was "read ur bibles kids" but people are mad at him because the group that produced the commercial is also like "fags shouldn't marry my dude"
And now you're caught up.
The face he made in that pic is of a condemned man. Larry “Nostradamus” Johnson stock rising every day.
>Hard Knocks ended right before AB made himself look like a clown
God damn it
Hahahaha fukcin true
I love these muthafuckers, fheap, tadte great and hit quick, mix it with a good meal and you got a good nap coming too much and you get hot and try to fuck the nearest girl you see
I do when I'm embarased to, I used to be an user til some asswipe called me a band wagon so I made a tripcode now it's just for fun
Fuco no lol
I don't like my keyboard lol
Chargers. We are always entertaining and fantastic heartbreakers.
The fuck is a cap
i'm not excited to watch those Verizon cuck boy commercials
why are gay men so much more likely to be pedophiles than heterosexual men?
A hat.
I was thinking likr a salary cap lol
Thank you Antonio for finally taking eyes off of how embarrassing the Houston Texans are.
nice to see the Colts are better than the Patriots at something
The Vikings would bootyblast both of these shit teams fact only post here friends
Nigga he wants to join them next hahahahaha
>Football is back
>he is still posting in the general
its comfy as fuck in here lads get the fuck over here
We back niggas
You guys remind me of Steelrs fans after the owl in 09 only withoit the ringd
Fuck these captchas man
he's known to fuck twinks like the kid from one direction
>paying 8 hundred doll hairs to have your young children subjected to drunk minorities yelling profanities
'no'
N
I mean if your mayock you have to cut antonio black.
nigger tried to swing on massuh in front of all the other field negroes.
has done nothing but let the team down.
nothing but disappoint and create a distraction. zero effort to meet the team half way.
even if your gruden you have to want that inmate to get transferred. who cares what it costs.
unless gruden follows the hue jackson school of coaching on last hard knocks
>IF ANY OF YOU NIGGERS FUCK UP THATS IT. THIS IS A PRO TEAM. BE PROFESSIONAL.
>is there anything you want to tell me Calloway?
>nah coach. I's gud.
>what about any run ins with the law calloway?
>yeah coach. police rayciss. I was smoking weed while driving a car on a suspended license with an unregistered handgun at 2am and got pulled over. I didnt say nuffin cuz I be's scurred..
>SEE MEN. CALLOWAY TOLD THE TRUTH. AND SINCE WE DONT HAVE ANYONE ELSE. IM GONNA BACK DOWN AND LET HIM BE A TEAM CAPTAIN NOW. CALLOWAY YOU GET A GOLD STAR FOR NOT TAKING THE COPS ON A HIGH SPEED CHASE.
>sheeeeiiiiiittttt coach. das wassup.
and the locker room never respected him again after that.
or before it. but that was a nail in the coffin for him. once you let niggers know all they are gonna get is probation everything is downhill after that.
if they keep that coon I hope he fucking retires on them halfway through the season.
Just picked up my snacks for this weekend of football. How'd I do?
>caps
Dumb fuck cali faggot
You’re just mad your gf left your ass, bitch.
>Faygo
Are you some sort of Juggalo?
Are a kid or having your kids come over? That kinda looks weird or are you a daibetic?
Not aanymore I moved on in the only way a guy can by drinkin the pain awsy, frinding a nice girl to help take the memories off her and fkucing her and distancing myself to hide what litel pain was left it's bad but ir works
Can't. Server fucked.
No we will not. We need to tank to get Tua or whatever hyped QB in 2020 then keep being a mediocre team.
Dude you’re not fucking anybody let alone a girl.
Give it a reload or two, should be able to get through.
>Game in Chicago
What's the over under (on how many shootings will happen in the city during the game)?
>meek but not at a philly game
wtf gay z?
Yeah been doing that. Fuck it. There's always next year.
Last 2 digits are the length of Antonio's suspension
>yikes
I know ypu won't believe me but I can actually pull girls decent and sometimes better lookin than me, it's all about how ypu carry yourself bro and put your appearance out there, that be ypurself shit is generic but it helps if you got thr right personality find a common groind with your girl and try to build more of it, it's not hard, take it from me or don't I ain't the most well off nigga out there but I csn make do just don't let the pressures of starting a family kill you use that youth and havr somw fun, smile for the good days and don'r be too hard to not let yourself not cry, do you and bw happy my friend
Last 2 digits are Green Bay's umber of consecutive losses starting tonight
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IM STILL MAD AT THAT NIGGER WHO WAS OFFSIDES ON THE INTERCEPTION THAT COST THEM THE GAME AGAINST THE GAYTRIOTS FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK TOM BRADY
bears gonna win btw
Nigga I pay hookers, my life sucks. It’s why I’m here, it’s why we’re all here.
Who's this faggot blonde on NFL network?
thanks for the advice. Not the OP but it's always reassuring to see comments like this. Ever since my ex left FUCKING TWO YEARS AGO i have been the shell of a man and I doubt ill ever find love again. Even still, it's nice to come across a motivational bro :3
how many weeks suspension is getting fired?
>poptarts as a snack
wtf fuck I would not watch football with your fat fucking ass
>how many weeks suspension is getting fired?
He's going to Green Bay.
>not watching the game with all your sons while the women make you snacks in the kitchen
shit dad
The Bears will kill green gay in 10 minutes.
Mine ain't great either but we do have power enough to change the shit we don't like ypu need a push in the right direction
I spund like a dad huh lmao
Bears-Chieves owl
Who /bears/ here
Start the fucking game holy shit
DEEP DISH IS BEST PIZZA. FITE ME FAGGOTS
New Haven pizza is the best pizza. Unfortunately it's stuck in the worst state in the Union.
Are you ready to see DABEEAARS fuck Aaron "not gay" rodgers facehole repeatedly until he cries!?
This
Bears about to get embarrassed
>tfw Vontaze and Richie are the most cogent members of your organization
local pizza place pizza is the best pizza
Why do you tripfag?
>both anchors wear fedoras
It's not even pizza.
Nice hats bros.
Is too ya thin dicked putz
No it isn't.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING VOICE
I FUCKING LOVE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
It is.
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Everybody is standing. That's good.
At least they aint kneeling
this but unironically
Is that Mick Jagger?
Yeah, it's a pretty based anthem, in fairness.
yay racism!
I said it in a last thread but I used to be anpn then got falled a bandwagon so I made this trip it wqs during 09 season I believe, Raider Nation and I think Awsomemugha were the other 2 trips and TDK I think I just stuck with it I got this name from an user so I like ueing it
Oh fuck my eyes are watering
>not eating a good home-cooked meal before the game
>not getting some caps on clearance
>actually parking in the venue parking lot
You're doing it wrong.
gotta love the Chicago style national anthem!
fuck the shitty bears and their shitty fans.
thanks for respecting our anthem, bro. I'm not lying, when it is performed so beautifully sometimes ill even shed some tears. It's just so inspirational and has the right spots for emotional climaxing HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG this guy's performance wasnt like that but still great.
>being this triggered by kneeling
"Mick Jagger's got to quit it with all that fag dancing."—John Lennon.
Thr one from the pats eagles owl was beatiful too I tnink I saved it to my ps3, it hit me hare that night
>the last two digits are how many touchdowns the bears and the packers will score, respectively
You're not tired of hearing about that shit?
Anyone nachos here?
> le edgy 14 year old
yes, look at you rebel like a normie
I have no problem with kneeling during the anthem. The problem is the issue they chose to kneel for was a meme. Kneel in protest of wall street kikes or war in the middle east or jewish domination of our schools, media, and government. But muh police brutality, when it's just niggers killing other niggers and the police doing their jobs? Fucking stfu and get benched niggerballers
>In Chicago, a child's first toys are often a Teddy bear and a football
Or a gun and a key of cocaine.
>kneeling
>edgy
dumbass baby
Reported for racism, enjoy your ban.
>bears still living in '85
Wow
FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY
nfc teams lul
kill me already
First flag of the season baby. This is what it's all about.
Is Mitch Trubisky elite?
Yeah, because he kisses tities. What a based qb.
alright explain the holding to me
>First Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwn
Fucking rigged
it was bullshit desu
>chicago defense starts great
>chicago offense starts embarrassingly
it's all over..
>100th NFL Season
>professional football established in Fall 1920
> this is the 99th season
The offensive lineman was grabbing that bear guy for dear life and still was plowed over
It’s over for the Bears, right?
you're dumb
>LARRY LARRY LARRY
is the play call to jump over the defense?
imagine being this fucking retarded
That defensive holding made zero sense. It was a half-second run play.
>first play is stupid fake wildcat that results in a fumble
>QB1 has to run twice in first three minutes of season
Why does anyone rate Nagy?
HOLY SHIT! MACK!
I am a little late here but what the fuck are the raiders doing
Uh oh. Rodgers look unhappy.
cutting their losses
Autism.
>thinking urlacher is a hof and zach thomas is not
plebs
taking out the trash
>implying they just got him
Dont forget, the Packers only won 6 games last season.
>zach thomas
Literally who?
>these boomers laughing at the kicker
JUST
Zach Thomas was unironically better.
>person who stats are just as good if not better than urlachers stats
Ummm can you go to the game thread to discuss this faggot game please?
Don't spam this general with game comments.
>1 total passing yard
SEMEN-SLURPING
BUT MUH BEARRSSS
zt was unlucky to be on some boring dolphins teams
Can't wait for Rodgers to fail his team this season while still being hyped by every white commentator as the "GOAT" even though Mahomes/Wilson do his shtick better than him and Brees and Brady are still in the league
>nick satan being an asshole
big fucking surprise. Fuck the gaytors
Arod is a 2nd half master idgaf about the first half its meaningless.
Bad flag there you see that?
Rodgers is back.
>Don't spam this general with game comments.
>don't spam the dead general with comments about the only game currently happening
glad you understand
So Announcers just let us know why Bears were good last year. How does it make you feel?
Refball happened, bears had TWELVE holding calls against them all of last year. 3 this half.
Suddenly refs start calling holds on bears again and they ARE SHIT.
Lmao welcome to elite defenses. They hold a lot.
t. Seahawks fan
yep, and sometimes they get called properly on it and sometimes it gets called last than 1 instance per game, which the bears obviously committed more than 12 last year.
Where are the tacos?
>this general should not even be here.
fucking reddit
>which the bears obviously committed more than 12 last year
Holding happens on every play.
is some gay nigga prancing around the football field covering aha- take on me?
>greengay live from chiraq
>this shitshow
is the NFL finished?
>needing refball to beat da burrs
lmao
Anyone have the discord??
t. Gerald Ford
Isn't Matt Nagy supposed to be an offensive guru?
>these are two top ten teams
wait wut
>why isn't the score 45-49 right now I want offense!!!
How do I get this body?
But fraudgers is the goat tho
The only thing more embarrassing than this bears offense is the pathetic packers offense
According to whom, people who write clickbait?
Reminder that stickied game threads are shit
juicing
Someone I'm watching with thought he was a girl for a second
You are a zoomer moron.
This is called real football.
The way it was meant to be.
Either of these teams would demolish kansas shitty.
Shivers your high scoring memeball bullshit up your ass bitch boy.
Defense is back.
Someone remind me how many draft picks the Burrs spent on Trubitchsky.
What the fuck is Trubisky's problem?
Reminder that water is wet
post the real version
and yet mods still fall for this meme after close to 7 years or so
>(You)
b-but the board traffic! we can't have 3 threads about one game, how will the yuropoors post about tsuu or make apologize threads!
Also turn your trip off you gargantuan pap smear
>have no kicker
>fail to convert 4th down
the absolute state of Nagy's eternal nightmare
Imagine getting paid six figures with the only job of analyzing football talent all day and coming to the conclusion that trubisky is worth the third pick in the draft and is your franchise qb
>starter for 1 season at North Carolina
yeah thats our guy
lol I bet you just got here this summer
Why do great defenses always seem to have shit offenses?
Haven't been watching, are the defenses dominating or are both teams just ass
Yup, someone muuust be new to call you an attention whore with the mental capacity of a squirrel on crack.
/Bills Owl 2020/
something called the salary cap
really makes you think
Kek, Jon Bois did a video on that relatively recently.
I knew Trubisky was terrible but I never expected that it was this bad. He just can't fucking score a touchdown or drive the ball down the field.
Is Rodgers even a top 10 quarterback at this point?
Try naming 9 better qbs, the NFL has a qb problem right now
well I am doing things that are not including watching this preseason game
Who's got the pic of the drives summary?
If >doing things includes breathing and typing I guess
Let's see:
1. Brady
2. Brees
3. Rivers
4. Wilson
5. Wince
6. Newton
7. Rapelesburger
8. Stafford
9. Sak Pickscott
10. Possible Favre return
~power gap~
11. Rodgers
Wageslave here. Can I get a quick rundown of the game far.
Boring
It's still preseason.
Bears have got like 999 sacks, packers cry about each sack but packs are winning by a little bit.
Absolutely nothing on both sides.
Rodgers had 1 good throw that ended in a TD but aside from that is absolute trash.
They're usually teams that just finished some rebuild because they didn't have an elite QB to begin with, so they either have a shit QB or some young guy that's likely to bust anyways.
>1st and 40
AHAHHAHAHAHAAH IS THIS A NEW RECORD?
based and finalpilled
The Bears are fucking terrible. Holy shit
Tied for 2nd with the Vikings in 2017. The longest first down was 1st and 44 from the 1997 Vikings
4-12 season ahead for the bears faggots lmao
Vikes are owl bound baby
Hourly reminder that the NFL season officially starts at 8:30pm on Sunday
>punts
Can someone explain why it's bad for Chicago fans to boo their team when their offense has scored no touchdowns at all and actually got a 3rd and 40? I don't understand why people are berating fans for this even though the offense deserves it?
>Rodgers had 1 good throw
Not even. Rodgers threw 2 jump balls and got lucky. The only drive Trubisky did decent in, he also threw jump balls. This is terrible.
>anyone can throw jump balls
retard alert
Shitcago hasn't a had QB worth a damn since Sid Luckman back in the fucking 40s.
but da dragon he throw da dragon real far into double coverage
Now that the Bears have been exposed, who's taking NFC north?
Why do people still rate erin rodgers when muttholms does everything he does better?
Didn’t someone say the burrs have the most talented rooster in the nfl? Lmao
Whoever it is will have a 7-9 record.
lions
Defensively only.
The Bears are garbage.
Trubisky sucks ass and that defense isn't elite with Fangio coaching them.
someone needs to tell tom he isn't good looking enough to pull off a Cam
Amazing how simultaneously large and small "the pocket" is for Aaron Rodgers
Dying sport.
Lions by default. The other three teams are frauds.
how the fuck did glennon lose the starting job to mitch?
Brady doesn't deserved any of his rings. Never played well in a superbowl
>most talented rooster
I doubt, I say I really doubt it boy
How does that make sense?
The Lions look like and are garbage but the other teams in the division can trick you into believing in them and that's a point in the Lions' favor?
Kiwinigger pls
You're not allowed to post after humiliating yourself last season
Yep
Because the Bears were dumb enough to draft Trubisky second overall.
Brady looks like a God
Cam looks like a shaved gorilla
Brady also makes out with his son.
How many years will bears fans have to suffer before they realize trubisky is Blaine Gabbert tier?
Rodgers has a large pocket in his pants
We get it your father never showed you affection which is why you're here
brady looks like a well fed meth addict
>the absolute state of bears offense
He makes out with your wife's son too faggot
Wow, you hit it exactly.
That's exactly what he is.
If Cutler is any indication
Many
Seething manlet detected
Can you believe there were people who insisted that Mitch was an NFL quarterback? I can't believe he's managing to look worse here than he did against the Eagles
Dude just like get a better qb it's like so easy
Any starting QB who doesn't constantly fuck up is essentially guaranteed a 20-year, $8 billion deal at this point. Trushitsky is just mediocre enough to justify keeping
Name one that the Bears could realistically get that's better.
>Can you believe there were people who insisted that Rodgers was the GOAT quarterback? I can't believe he's managing to look worse here than he did against the cowboys
>Trushitsky is just mediocre enough to justify keeping
He fucking wishes.
That's my point?
Chase Daniels
Hoyer the destroyer
>Mad Burrsfag
They could've had Mahomes.
>Tom Brady and the guy who carried Brady to his only truly elite season
And 31 other teams could've had Brady.
Some random poster in this thread could be a better QB than Trushitsky.
Yeah but the Bears were the only team to take a shity quarterback with Mahomes still on the board
the ghost of rex grossman
And Trubisky wins the game for Green Bay!
Enjoy that shit, Bears.
Uhh bearbros I thought you said this game was a lock
That might unironically be the worst game Rodgers has ever played
all of them including the pats could have had him 6 times in a row at least
>da burrs
lmao
>adrian amos with the game ending pick
Kino
Only defensively.
Hindsight is 20/20 broseidon
I really wanted Trubisky to be good.
except people were laughing at the selection the moment it was made especially after they traded up one spot
The Bears are the only team who bought into the Trubisky hype.
The 49ers had a huge need at QB in that draft and they weren't even considering Trubisky.
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Trubisky. I just bet on the Bears defense, which did do its job, but Trubisky couldn't score more than 3 fucking points in 60 minutes. Thanks for losing me 100 dollars you worthless shit. Never again on Trubisky.
Hey Burrs. Toxinsfag here. My favorite team may suck, but I still want to thank you for letting Deshaun Watson drop to >us while you took Mtich Trubiscuit.
>got gifted a subscription to a VPN
>fire it up
>try to post
>posting not allowed from a VPN
Uh, what the fuck? I can post with a VPN on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Reddit, and every other major site. Why does Yea Forums have a stick in the ass over VPN's?
THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX SCORED MORE THAN THE BEARS
Trust the process
Apologize, Mitch
People used VPN's to spam shit. Unlike Reddit and other major sites, Yea Forums's mod team is fucking retarded and doesn't have any other tools to prevent the spam thus they result to flat out banning VPN's and range banning lots of ISP's
Trubisky makes Cutler look good.
redemption arc lads
only epic haxxors allowed here, no casuals
Is Jared Goof = Trubisky?
Ok so we all like to make jokes sometimes but don't take things so far
BEASR
Can someone post Khalil Mack's stat-line because ESPN hasn't
I just want to stay on the record that hindsight be damned I never though Mitch was good and he was a huge waste of a draft pick that I hated ever since it happened and still hate.
This is what I get for being a Bears fan.
It's not fucking fair.
The Bears fucking wish.
Jeff Fisher offenses are like weighted training clothes for quarterbacks. There's no excuse for Trubisky being this bad.
we still have a chance, bearbros
He's a bust
It's so cute when little brother keeps repeating the same thing over and over.
>MUH 1985
>MUH 1985
Might as well bring him back.
Not with Trubisky throwing the ball.
holy shit trubisky is actually god awful
You realize if not for a freak fg miss he would've taken the Bears to the NFCCG, on par with Mahomes' appearance in the AFCCG, right?
TRUBISKY IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS MAN DESERVES TO BE FUCKING CANNED
Alright. Which one of you assholes scheduled the NFC North to have the first game of the season?
Who?
What an ending. First a game sealing interception that the Packers can't close out with and then a game sealing sack.
Trubisky really wants to erase all doubts about him, huh?
SKOL BROS THIS SHIT DIVISION IS EZ
Packers free agent pick ups actually came in the clutch
Who woulda thought
kek, what a shitty game. It wasn't the defenses playing well, it was the offenses being utterly inept. But early season games are like that especially since teams can scarcely practice before the season anymore.
YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP FUCKING BLAMING THE KICKER FOR THE OFFENSE NOT BEING ABLE TO SCORE MORE THAN 2 TOUCHDOWNS THAT WOULD HAVE WON THE GAME
cope
boring
Adrian Amos and Eddie Jackson had very good games. Safeties are back on the menu boys
Trubisky is Kaepernick 2.0
BA BURRS
>Packers fan co-worker is going to be insufferable tomorrow
God damn I'm going to kill that fat fuck, at least I don't have to sit by him like I did week 1 last year.
how the fuck did trubisky get drafted so high
Trupicksky will retire without a playoff win
just iimagine what happens when beasr have to pay him
>NAGY
>OFFENSIVE GENIUS
>THREE (3) POINTS
But Yall said Trubisky was top 10. Buncha fools
>elite defense.
>shitty qb play.
why do the bears keep doing this
>Trubitchsky
>da burrz season right now
This. But I can't defend Trubisky at all. This was utter garbage.
I'd be miserable if I were a Burrs fan right now and wouldn't feel much better if Puckers fan
the chiefs didn't make it there in spite of mahomes though.
Weren't their like 6 qbs drafted in the first round that draft? Everyone was overpaying, and da burrs payed the most of all
Front office is fucking retarded
Trubisky isn't half the QB Kaep was
Kaep literally averaged 10 YPA and more than 10 Yards per rush in the 2012 playoffs
Bortles 2.0 more like it. And the Bears will be 2017 to 2018 Jags.
I wonder if Trubisky will be cut by week 6.
I think it's in play unless Nagy is delusional.
So we can all agree both the Packers and the Bears aren't making the playoffs, right?
>b but Nagy covers his face with a big ass playsheet...th that means hes a genius.
Literally the mid 2000s all over again.
>1st game of the season
>it's really a preseason game disguised as a regular season game
fucking garbage
if truebitchsky was good enough to win a super bowl he wouldve done it last year
prove me wrong
Feels thread is up
Are the Bears the new Jaguars?
where are all the >green gay posts, Yea Forums???
i feel bad for the bears
they will never draft a good qb ever
The Packers have the best record and the Bears have the worst record in the NFL. Feels good man
They'll come in the regular season when the Packers play against offenses that can put up more than 3 points.
It's a school night so the underage shitposters had to go to bed
>imagine only scoring 3 points!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHQHQHHAHQHAHWHHWHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>kicker costs the burrs a playoff win and the burrs freak out about kickers all offseason
>a kicker is the only one to score points this game
poetry
>don't run the ball once in the last 4 drives
Why the fuck does naggy keep doing this? He did this last year as well. You get to 3 and 1 and you try some tricksy bullshit rather than run a yard
>they said the regression wouldn't happen
>they said Mitch was getting better
>they thought the bears would make the post season
Burrs fans should be banned
Save us, Daniel-sama
Reminder that the Bears took Mitchell Trubisky over Patrick Mahomes
hes overplaying the offensive genius bullshit
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Yeah but didnt they go like no 2? What other QBs were still on the board?
the same games where they won't have to play the #1 defense?
Rams and Bears 3 point club
My hatred of Aaron Rodgers blinded me to the truth of just how insanely awful Mitch Trubisky is.
I want to remind everyone that everyone was betting on him to be this year's MVP.
This is an absolute truth and everyone knows it: The Bears are never, ever, ever making the Super Bowl while Mitch Trubisky is their quarterback. NEVER.
Nfc north dumpster fire division with 4 lousy quarterbacks
>3 points
where have i seen that number before...
We're back.
Christ could you imagine being a bears fan?
fucking pains me that the only """""""people""""""" who probably enjoyed this shitshow of a game were viqueens fans
hot take, trubisky is really fucking bad
I wouldn't get too cocky. Just a reminder that Rodgers won that game purely by the fact that he threw 2 floating jump balls into heavy coverage and just won the coin flip twice to score a touchdown. He played absolutely awful. Anyone other than Trubisky is on the other team, they lose that game.
Why wouldn’t Lions fans enjoy it?
Imagine being proud of this win as a packers fan
I was giggling like a fucking retard with the 1st & 40.
Mahomes and Watson
Pack are back motherfuckers that right btfo the bears in their house bitch made mack look like a bitch boy all night
All the bullshit bears fans was posting all week long suck my cheesy dick bitch cheeseheads win again bitches
We could a scored at the end. We kneeled not to run to score up on your weak ass bitch ass team
Suck it bitch
>$84 million
>guaranteed
>4-24
You guys are just as cucked as da burrs
>Lions fans
i refuse to believe any actually exist. i mean, have you ever met a lions fan in real life?
It fucking hurts. You don't know the half of it.
Ask me anything.
>My hatred of Aaron Rodgers blinded me to the truth of just how insanely awful Mitch Trubisky is.
This, basically.
>mfw the Vikings are going to win the division
So two more busts?
You retards played like garbage.
>The Bears are never, ever, ever making the Super Bowl. NEVER.
FTFY
does anyone have a screencap of first and 40
Oh you're right! some wins count for more than other wins!
Oh they don't?
Oh you mean I CAN'T be proud of the defense giving up only 3 points?
You're so right user!
apparently Mahomes and Watson were both trending on twatter during the game
Yes I actually have. Was a blonde kid. Idk why he liked the Lions since he’s from CT.
Hot Take: The Bears have a worse quarterback situation than the Colts.
They should be the team that brings in Kaepernick.
NONONONO
Remind me again the last time you fags made the playoffs?
My team hasn't lost to the Packers in nearly 3 years, sweaty.
And they won
Why does Chicago not value the QB position?
thanks
>100 year game is a spaghetti bowl with one(1) TD and one(1) INT between both offenses and neither QB breaking 200 yards passing
Kino desu. Zoomerball btfo
Fuck the Bears
Fuck Shitcago
Shit team. Shit fans. Shit franchise. Shit city.
two gay boys squaring up
>We could a scored at the end. We kneeled not to run to score up on your weak ass bitch ass team
Not that I care, but they do that to prevent the unlikely event that a turnover score happens since there's no point in scoring again. And no, knowing how awful Rodgers and Trubisky played, even if they were given ten minutes, I doubt anyone gets more than a field goal.
What a terrible game.
>people mad that the packers are literally the only team in the NFL with a win
seethe harder
Are you bragging about this win? Don't trip on that bar.
remind me the last time they double doinked their way out of a super bowl
remind me the last time they ever had a mediocre quarterback
Because we believe "defense wins champsionships".
It's a curse.
Welcome to the club. Don’t worry we’ll meet in the NFC Championship game anyway. Yea Forums will seethe about the 3 point owl
>won coin flip twice
>bears happen to lose every coin flip
Yeah, okay buddy.
Rodgers had zero to with it *wink wink*
Chase Daniel is better.
>defense is good
>punter cucks shitcago singlelegeddly
>mack and co didn't completely assrape rodgers like they did last season
>jimmy graham caught a ball (and it was a td)
lafleur is still a meme as far as im concerned but I was very happy with the defense and special teams
>My hatred of Aaron Rodgers blinded me to the truth of just how insanely awful Mitch Trubisky is.
Pretty much this.
If the bears regressed this hard, and their defense was actually good, how do you think your shitheap will bode?
dont respond sincerely to patfags ever user
So we all agree Chicago's defense is elite, trading Jordan Howard was a huge mistake, and Chicago's shit offense made green bays defense look way better than it actually is?
Bears lost, cope
>Play Davante Adams
>Bears triple cover him all game and still lose because teams field more than one receiver
>Meanwhile I get fucked
Anger.
Green Gay poster I demand an official in character apology right now with a reply to this post acknowledging you were wrong and that the packers are the better team
Wow it's weird to actually see good football after watching that game.
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
>Kirk Cousins in a high pressure situation
>Kirk Cousins vs a team with a winning record
*INHALES*
>trading Jordan Howard was a huge mistake
Not really, they got montgomery who is clearly good but nagy once again completely stopped using him just like he did with howard in last season's opener
>The dumb boomer faggots from the 1985 meme team were there to watch this
AHAHAHAHAHA STUPID OLD FAGGOTS
>packers ever
>bears ever
Vikings are winning the division and it's not even gonna be close.
This unironically
*is the best QB in the norf
Loins finna finally win it
>nfl gen is 65% north east townie inbreds this early in the season
Yeah I'm out. See you all in the playoffs
*loses in the superb owl again*
defense was good
punter was also good
they did assrape rodgers, there was 5 sacks and 2 were called back
slow your roll, your not the 14 broncos
>Winning the Division = Winning the Owl
What a pathetic little "franchise." Kuck Cousins will melt in any playoff game he might get to.
The Vikings suck. But so does every other team in the NFC North. It's the worst division in the NFC by a lot.
NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE
So was that two bad offenses or two good defenses?
you now remember...
>All-time series Packers, 98–95–6
First to 100 wins soon, you Burrs faggots.
>Chicago traded a first, 2 thirds, and a fourth for the chance to not pick Deshaun Watson or Patrick Mahomes the Second Esquire
Imagine not being woke and drafting a black quarterback
dont the browns have a longer winless streak than that?
Tampa Bay has a better shot.
I’m a vikings fan. You shitposters are fucking terrible, no wonder everyone hates us
we actually have a good offense though
cope harder.
tfw Trubisky will waste the burrs defense's window.
How in the h*ck did people think Deshaun Watson shouldn't have been the top QB taken in 2017? I mean, you can justify not taking Mahomes early by saying he was far from a sure thing as an Air Raid QB with an average W-L record, but Watson was a National Champion and Trubisky was just okay on an average UNC team.
>Chicago traded up for Trubisky with Watson and Mahomes available.
I mean its relative, considering rodgers was carted off in that other opener and mack was seemingly doing whatever he wanted in that first half unlike tonight
First game and bears offense already fully exposed. Packers defense wasnt even good it's just so painfully obvious that Tribusky doesnt have a long ball and barely hits medium. Running game was 5/10. When will da burr's posters halt
One bad offense one terrible offense one elite defense and one average defense.
>the nfc north
>3 points in the fucking Owl
>"good offense"
no
DeShaun is terrible. I guarantee he's gonna have terrible season. He's a typical dumb nigger who got by on his physical talent.
>From 1999 until 2018, the Browns have a 1–18–1 record in season openers
Ravens fan here, I miss Flacco.
>Panthers change their alignment seconds before the snap
>Goff becomes paralyzed with fear and makes pee pee and poo poo all over the field while screaming for McVay to tell him what to do
>SKYEEEUP
Watson is better than Trubisky ever will be. Watson makes plays that Trubisky can’t.
Probably. But the Browns had a season opening tie with the Steelers last year so that ended their losing streak.
When their defense is bad.
>3 points
One bad offense and one good defense
If your franchise QB is better than Mitch post a picture of him
Bears cannot go far with Tribusky. That defense is great, but not great enough to overcome Tribusky being shit.
Name the last black quarterback to win an owl
He could do nothing but throw the ball directly at the defense or giga-chuck it to the endzone and Hopkins will somehow do a backflip and catch it between his pinky and ring finger
OH NO NO NO NO NO
reporting in
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
the afc east laid waste to the nfc north last year
I think only the lions had a winning record
AH HAHAHAHAHA YOUR DAD IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE, BURRS SHITTER
I live in Chicago and I hate the Bears. They're clearly racist bigots who signed a white straight cis male over PoC QBs and now look at them pay the price as both Mahomes and Watson can QB circles around Trubisky. The age of the white men is over and this stupid team is too stupid to realize this. Name the last time a white QB won the superbowl? The bears front office is a bunch of bigots and the team deserves everything it gets from TruCISky.
It's funny watching this unfold as a fan of neither team because all it made me sure of is neither of those teams are making the playoffs. Bears 5-11 Packers 7-9.
Who wants to post 25 qbs ffs Dak is better than that faggot
burrs :(
mitch looks like a if bortles and grappolo got stuck in that machine from the fly
Man Smokin Jay deserves an apology. Having to play for such a shit franchise, meh at least he got paid
Nah, I'd take Mitch over Dak
Wilson
Which one? Either way the answer's yes
...
KEKEKEK
DangeRuss
imagine only scoring 3 points in today's offense-favoring league
And youd lose, much like the bears did tonight. Dak can at least hit 15 yards in the center
>CALL IN TO WGBN CHICAGO
3129817200
SOMEONE SHOUTOUT Yea Forums OR REFERENCE A MEME
>lives in new orleans
I don't care what it was, he did it.
>making fun of and downvoting a guy celebrating his dad who passed away
Grow up you edgy fuck
i thought QBs are supposed to be intelligent. surely no one would waste a lottery pick on a potato
WHERE'S THAT ANIME FAGGOT AT
>hurr durr im going to talk about one game against an all time dynasty to prove you wrong
>ignoring Cooks & Woods had 1,000 yards last year
>Kupp was on pace too before he got injured
big think
>implying the Panthers have the personnel
enjoy your blowout loss faggot
THIS IS JUST A SETBACK! I GOT CHICAGO GOING 9-7 WITH A PLAYOFF WIN AT THE BURRRRRR MINIMUM
Not funny
Y-yeah...
lol we were the only team to beat the Patriots too.
user.
It's over.
No more bear puns.
No more Superb Owls
No more funposting.
Your season is over.
What a fucking dainty ass wrist
Found him
>muh dynasty muh excuses
>T H R E E points
ahahahaha
The people of Minnesota are such big pussies that I’m going to wear a Packers shirt and block their view with this sign during the game, and nobody will do a thing about it because there is no testosterone anywhere to be found in any of their testicles. Bunch of fags thanks to their libtard white boomer parents who ruined this place. At least Trushitski can go back to Poland after his embarrassment in Green Bay later this year.
>imma talk about his arms like a little faggot
keep seething,cuck
BEGONE SATAN
You just wait until it gets cold
NOOOOO! SEAN HELP ME!!! I DON'T KNOW TO READ DEFENSES!!!!!
Yeah your offense might rise from 3 points to 15 points.
Get rid of Mitch Trubisky. Get rid of him now. As quickly as you can. Now. Or face irrelevance for a decade or more.
I'm actually slightly mad at you for letting Aaron Rodgers win.
nice work
Please call into the radio to say this.
>Proof that Goff is terrified without Kupp on the field
McDad didn't tell him how to handle his only friend staying home from school
AHAHAHAHAHHA
new
ALRIGHT KID THIS IS GONNA BE A BOOTLEG DOUBLE SHOT X WIDE Y POST ON 3 KID YA GOT IT IF THE SAFTEY MOTIONS LEFT YOU DON'T WANNA THROW IT THERE IF THERES NOTHING THERE CHECK IT DOWN TA GURLEY AITE BOY? GO OUT THERE GET IT DONE DONT DO ANYTHING STU-
>s-sean? what was that last part? holy fuck guys what the fuck do i do now
SAME
OLD
JAY--ERRRRR, MITCH
have fun paying for that shitty stadium vicucks
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