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T-T-T-T-This time!!!!!
Khabib is white
Not a foot guy but this is pretty erotic.
Dustin is going to heem Khabib
This is the thread.
Khabib is going to tornado kick dustin
Check 'em
Dustin needs to land one good shot on Khabib's chin and it's over
WHATS SHE DOING, THATS FLUSHING MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN, THIS BITCH COULD MAKE EASY MONEY SELLING FOOT VIDEOS AND PICS
>s-send location
god damn
Do you have a job or is making Yea Forums threads your full time gig?
she's a total chad factory
I imagine this video would completely blow a footfaggot's mind
Source
courtney casey objectively has better feet
Who is your favourite female fighter? instagram.com
footfag here
not really, first few seconds maybe for teasing, but they're too big and meaty, plus she has poor flexibility and her medial arch is lacking.
i offer you this
ok seriously what is the appeal
i exclusively jerk it to anal prolapse videos and feet have never even entered my mind at all
did they intentionally put an ad over the captcha for phone posters to buy 4chin pass
jej
Not him but her Insta is like 90% pandering to footfags and send bobs types
what in the fuck is the appeal of an anal prolapse you sicko?
thawlts?
streamable.com
whoopsie
Holy shit you're right. Almost every 4th picture she has her feet right in front of the camera. /ourgirl/ confirmed.
legitimately funny
Too bad spongebob isnt here to suck my dick and my hair ball
>>watching schuab
>2019
the holy trinity of delusional casuals, wrestling fans, schuab fans and conor fans
which one is jamal?
The one guy is paid to be there I'm assuming.
As someone that also didn't finish high school, Dustin is a huge inspiration for me
What does "slanging dick" mean? Is he implying that Joe and Dana have big dicks? Or that they're both cheating in their wives?
>learning anything in an american public high school
lol
cute bug in the middle
Felice is a classy lady
Apparently not.
that they cheat on their wives, look at his stupid cte brain turning after he says it, coincidentally him being retard actually turned that into a funny joke.
I heard you learn to avoid basketball Americans.
Answer the question
Beg me, little bitch.
Sometimes you find weird things in your toilet. Like a root that's been feasting on your own vitamin-enriched shit.
>Exposing your friend as being a cheater
Get a job
burped on my sister's face, she's big mad
god I wish that back were me
I wanna watch em fug
Megan should just do porn tbqh
mmmm god I want a gf so bad
Based
*boop*
Khabib TKO's Dustin in the second
Edson gets slept in the first
Remember this post
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's now more clear than ever. Dustin Poirier will rock Khabib early and continue to batter him for the rest of the duration of the fight en route to a lopsided 50-44 decision victory. I can feel it in my grapes bros.
can a kangaroo beat khabib
Where's the poop post guy? I woke up in the middle of the night last night and jotted these down out of nowhere.
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>Stipee Miopiss
>Donald "Cowdung" Pooronne
>Urinal Faber
>Alexcander Gutstuffedin aka Flushedoffson
>Cholera Gadelha
>Plug Hole Clogajunas
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
Nobody can take my lead uppercut. Simple as.
not bad
you wouldn't even reach me manlet
This is calendar
What is heem smoking? Lemon haze and bubble hash here.
How many months of sprawl training does the kangaroo get?
Go and get her man, literally millions out there to choose from.
Meth
Thanks for the new info.
Sheeeet, I obviously need to step my game up.
>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
>"You're not wrong there, Joe as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on out Modelo fight clock."
>"And we heard what Dustin said--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!
Champ Shit Only
This was nonironically peak /heem/:
archive.4plebs.org
HEEM
ME
INSIDE
Now those are some digits I believe in.
how do you heem one inside
who is the ufc equivalent of the joker?
Jack Hermanson
Mayhem Miller
Weed made me see myself and the world for what it is and gave me depression.
streamable.com
reminder
There is only one way to find out.
spammy?
Screencapping this just in case.
But girls don't like me
Java and Granola nicotine juice
Sometimes you need to think outside the box
How? How do I find out?
>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>Cholera Gadelha
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda Lionpiss Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>Faggy Shartin
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>MMgay
Our boy Pettis made it onto the fappening
FOUND LOCATION YOU UGLY FOOKER
Wouldn't surprise me one bit. Never been too impressed with Khabib's striking and Poirier has pretty good hands.
A more likely scenario is Khabib taking him down at will and smashing him to pieces though..
>Dating a perma flushed CTE'd chinlet heartlet can
Holy mackerel, what an r-selected asscow.
0 nudes
lol that fake ass
virgins fall for this meme
Who the fuck photographs c list celebs like this?
Does DC ever deserve another analyst job after crumbling to a simple lead body hook?
I be black and blue, i'm through and through and i'm gonna go out there and make that dude see red, that dude's never been cut in his whole entire life...uh he's got a 25 and 0 padded record he's got flat feet no rhythm and he's fat, fathead thus, fathead.
Me. Did you like my photographs?
Only incels care about this
objectively, veritably wrong.
Dear anonymous user who posted the post numbered 95206981
I am writing today to alert you to what I would describe as your own lack of insight. The post you made can be described with only a single word, cringe. Cringe is described within the dictionary as the following. "bend one's head and body in fear or in a servile manner.". I am not exactly sure what servile means, I have never heard this word prior to my posting, but I will be sure to research it further and let you know later, at an appropriate date. However, it is also alternatively defined as the following. An act of cringing. The content of the post you made made me feel a range of emotions. The first being cringe. The second being a sense of impending doom. The third being a strong stench of dread. The fourth being a feeling that cannot be described by my own language, but it is similar to the feeling I had when I realized the collapse of western civilization was premeditated and impending, a result of our own stupidity and ignorance. That feeling is the feeling I am feeling now. You have destroyed the most beautiful aspects of the human race. I hope this letter has helped you.
Sincerely,
Anonymous user of post (insert post number here)
Post cute Andrades NOW!
~~~LITHUMANIA~~~
The Classic
That’s jamal
This is the post that revved him.
This is the most Brazilian English since heem m, I love it
Ortega gang or don't bang.
That's not a toilet.
Another stacked card. I can't wait.
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Victory this Saturday inshallah brothers!
Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje
Glover Teixeira vs. Nikita Krylov
Todd Duffee vs. Jeff Hughes
Michel Pereira vs. Sergey Khandozhko
Antônio Carlos Júnior vs. Uriah Hall
Misha Cirkunov vs. Jimmy Crute
Marcin Tybura vs. Augusto Sakai
Cole Smith vs. Miles Johns
Andrew Sanchez vs. Marvin Vettori
Brad Katona vs. Hunter Azure
Chas Skelly vs. Jordan Griffin
Louis Smolka vs. Ryan McDonald
Kyle Prepolec vs. Austin Hubbard
You are old news spammy, you lost your touch years ago
he really is past his prime. bj penn levels of flushed
Which fighter's loss this weekend will force you to suck off to completion the most well endowed townsman?
Fill in the blank: Usman is a _
Fine gentelman
You now remember that Frank Trigg has nudes
Nigerian-American mixed martial artist who competes in the Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he is the current UFC Welterweight Champion. Usman is also The Ultimate Fighter 21 tournament winner. As of August 19, 2019, he is #9 in official UFC pound-for-pound rankings.
You know, I mean just uh, sit back and watch the fights with your heembros come Saturday.
N
*teleports behind you*
*filters you*
*pushes your wheelchair down the stairs*
Heh, nothing personal, friendo.
You now remember that Tito Ortiz has a massive dick.
Jon shaking right now
Cole Smith is my boy
good looking lad
Damn that's even worse than being Irish or a bitch only
One way, or another I'm gonna find you
Eating Tiramissu
Tiramissu
Tiramissu-u
Maybe next week
I'm gonna fuck you
Kha bi-ib
Kha bi-ib
So this, this is the power of Snapjitsu? This is the legendary "champ shit"?
Me unable to mask my disgust and embarrassment on the right
idgaf about names all i know is it's stanky and gets me high
Miracle they didn't have to amputate after Jon was done with him
Khabib is having seizures
friends offered me weed but i wasn't in the mood plus my gf knows when i smoke it
I'm a millionaire neet
cringe
We’ll all be with Yangbucks
AHHHHHHHH TIRAMISU HELP MEEEEEEEE
conor is undefeated in the story
t. conor
I usually just ignore the scat, however for the first time I question just how the fuck these people can literally have someone directly shit into their mouth and not throw up instantly. My own farts sometimes make me sick yet here these sickos are hauling down fresh turds without flinching
drugs
mobile.twitter.com
Lol brainlets sacrificed his punches chance just so he can be lighter and easier to take down
American autist
its over dustin bros
I seriously hope you guys don't boy fighters that don't have a heem or be heemed mentality
this just adds to the humiliation kebab will suffer saturday night
this just means it will be a late round heeming
About to get banned for making one off topic post about a guy thats been spamming the general for years. My favorite female fighter is megan anderson btw don't forget me
BJ Penn Cut from the UFC:
>Known as perhaps the greatest lightweight martial artist of all time, Penn is a former two-weight champion in the UFC. The UFC has received some criticism for allowing him to compete in recent years, but White said he begged to compete, and a lot of thought went into matchmaking him appropriately. His willingness to do so, however, has come to an end.
espn.com
Heeminder, Dagestanis are White and Muhammad was white.
Actually, you're right. Stipe came in lighter and flushed DC.
Bellator Triple C 2020
>I I I'm gonna scramble g g guys
FUCK DANA
achievable natty?
Can't wait for you to get blown out
Dustin getting dabbed on
You know youre dealing with a brainlet when no matter who the opponent is they say THIS IS THE GUY I THINK POSES THE MOST DIFFICULTY
fuck you say that about every opponent it cant always apply
SMFH
Dustin will finish Kebab in the 4th
Bet the farm on habeeb now
Oh, great... I've just been invited to go hiking with friends on fight day. Do I decline the offer and stay home watching in my underwear? Or do I wake up early, have social contact, exercise, enjoy the outdoors and come home to watch the webms of Khabib getting heemed?
Dustin is unironically getting KO'd in the first. Gonna bite on the first takedown feint and get flushed with an uppercut
Are you real Nippon or some fag tourist
(Assuming you are actually in Nippon)
What time do the fights air?
Also, you have a smartphone, just watch or listen from there while hiking.
Proxy ya dumb cunt
who wins
khabibs ring rust or dustins weight cut?
tell them to watch the fight with you instead
it's an obvious proxy cunt
I live here mate, either post on heem every day or stop with your stupid questions I'm sick of explaining it to cunts.
Main event always airs at 2pm. Might be home by then, I did want to see Felder Barboza as well though. If all goes well I'll catch the last three on the drive home.
main card starts at 12am JST
Dustins gonna spam hard leg kicks to try slow khabib
He knows he'll get single legged so he hopes to scramble or elbow khabib
He's gonna repeat this every round until round 4 if he's 3 rounds down hes just gonna go swinging for a ko
You know this
conor put out the blueprint to beat khabib. Just needs to be executed
I'm gonna mark when Tony rips off his Dustin mask and bodysuit #CSO
Oh did he? How is it that the undefeated most dominant fighter in the organisation will be brought down?
Wtf conor proved nothing useful
watch the forest griffin khabib/conor breakdown. Only cazzies disagree
Is bravo his dad
SHANT be doing that thank you very much
If I wanted to hear idiotic shit id listen to idiotic people
Ohhh shit lol I forgot the timezone change. Hmm... 12am on Saturday, easily done.
The KATS podcast is the only podcast that has actually made me laugh on a few occasions
how many seejures do you think khabib has suffered so far?
cazzies confirmed
In many ways, yes.
Wake up Dustin diamond the gayest 80s name
I'm a virgin
Actually i was wrong it's 3am sunday morning
same
I live with my parents and fuck women from tinder at their place or in my car
me 2
none
everything is under control, no worries b
based aussie
Have sex
or don't... there's nothing wrong with being a virgin and waiting for the right one or even remaining celibate if that's your personal choice.
I am living the costanza life and its pretty good
kek what a loser
What is wrong with the shape of his head
Is it true that being white guarantees sex in Brazil? Is it also true that having a positive bank balance guarantees sex?
Me too friend
who the fook is that guy
the only thing that i know it's true is that you're fat
I'm a scorpio
heemed bros win the rematch
Oh yeah?
based
cringe
based hue
>streamable.com
two (2) KO's in 13 seconds.
twice (2x) as much as Conor.
will Conor ever recover?
BASED FELICIA SPENCER
DUMP INCOMING
IMAGINE THE SMELL xDD
*tap tap tap*
testing... testing testing 123...
excuse me... ahem...
BRAZIL YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK!
This is well written, also quads. Anyone else getting upset vibes off this one boys?
MUMMY PLS FEED ME
BABY HUNGWEE
MAMA MAMA ME SO HUNGWEE
MILKIES PLS
Dustin Poirier the "Christian" with tattoos and talks openly about jerking off. Douchebag can't wait for Khabib to maul him
who asked for this
who approached her and said "I want to photoshoot you"
who?
Who I ask you?
WHO?
BRAaaaAAAAAAAAP
based and piouspilled
Jesus Christ you're so cringy Valbong
I WISH IT WAS ME
No Christian is perfect.
I'm not Valbong.
I'm a Watersonfag
As you can tell from my waifu choice feet don't really do it for me.
cute little tushy
BRAAAAPPPPITTY BRAPP BRAP BRAAAAAAAP
I KNOW RIGHT?!
am I the only one who gets Poirier and Rory MacDonald confused all the time?
They seem similar in a thousand different ways, not only physically.
yeah cause ur a cazz
i bet yu didnt know who dustin was until you saw him fight max. kys
whenever they try to build up some guy huge they are to khabib they lose
dustin in one
you're right
he only had 3 UFC fights up until that point to be fair though
they both have big tittied cows for wives
not gonna lie lads Feliceposter is growing on me
Shut up Luke
khabib is undefeated
what else is growing on you?? huh user ? i see something in your pants
i wish i was the leather bag
very good post
imagine the stench
kek
Why do you have this need in your brain to automatically associate women and sexual arousal with something revolting?
her pussy is bad forming
0/10 would not bang
oh fuck off you fucking faggot
>eww fart gross you guys are WEIRD!! :'(
Yes they are, and you are. Kill yourself TODAY.
unironically weili zhang. im certain shes gonna hold the belt for a very long time
>GUYS stop being gross you're making me look weird in front of my friends!!!!!
what a sad little creature you are
wtf it looks like a female tj dillashaw
Wonder what trauma you were exposed to as a child that turned you into this sorry human being.
>posting Felice Herrig
Guess you like gals that shit themselves
This is important lads
*sniff* what are you talking about? *sniff huff* are you telling me *lick lick* you dont like braps?? *inhales huge brap* you gay bro
unironically I would bang that whole list
>Guess you like gals that shit themselves
damned if i do damned if i dont
what a shitpost hell this shithole general is
Is that a male?
can't even imagine what ansaroff's cunt smells like
your funeral
we get it your a misget who cant fuck tall girls we get it
liking the color choices for the selections here
They really do be like that huh?
never getting married but would fug
>zhang
>andrade
>rose
>nina
>waterson
>grass
>calvillo
I wish I was her pussy so I could feel black cock filling me nightly.
>get a load of this self h8ing american lol
let me guess you wish you were a nigger
yeah I ain't getting married either but it's the game init
Marry = who you want to be in bed with and cuddle and gay shit like that
>Nina
>Joanna
>Tecia
>kill
So these are the american posting hours I was warned about.
>implying it's not the swede samefagging
Marry Rose, Marry Grasso, Bang Nina cause you just know shed let you do nasty shit to her
you should go to sleep bro you obviously cant handle that big american dick
if you're even considering those three goblins you need to get your dick wet pronto my friend
let me guess: you've jerked off to trap porn before, am I correct?
well she's gay so I doubt she'd let you do anything to her desu
In that case Watercan
yall niggas b weird bruh
excellent choice
j-just a prank right
Nina'd probably let you bang Nunes, she sure got a kick out of showing everybody her ass plastered all over their sliding glass door
based Coral
Broaden your horizons my friend
Bro you know I would never do something that horrific
At what point during the leadup to Khabib vs Conor did you realise that Conor was mentally defeated?
For me it was really late, it was the last mini press conference where Conor was stumbling over his own words and saying "oh Joe don't let him put that stinky hat on you!"
Looking forward to your responses cheers
Marry Tuss!!
forget strawweight, go heavyweight
it's rough to be a /heem/ fan in these last threads
>Fight Pass Prelims are at 10:15am eastern on Saturday
oh dear oh dear
looks like you're going to have to put your friday night clubbing plans aside chaps
nope I have no friends and live in a city with no night life
/heem/ is for jocks (and twitchy) and /box/ is for nerds my friend
the baile is just saturday night not friday fortunately
it's gonna hurt watching her get permaflushed waterbros... but it is an inevitability. in no timeline does she beat pooana
whichever press conference where he had the purple suit with khabib. became pretty clear he wasn't taking the fight seriously.
nah it was the press conference itself
where conor was umming and erring to try and claim moral righteousness over the bus thing
was kind of cringe tbqh
but later on he called him a backwards cunt and went after ali going "HOW'S NOAH" so he pulled it back
the first signs were there though
it's not too uncommon for a fighter to become absolutely shit after looking indestructible and then suffering their first loss
look at ngannou vs lewis
perhaps I'm hoping too much but I think she has a slim chance
>implying everyone sleeps in until noon like you
Even if I do go out Friday night, I'm up at 8 for a jog anyway
what would u do with a girl tho
Embarrass myself
You just know
sleeping until noon is literally what saturday is for
How long until a WMMAer tries to metoo Dana Fabricio White?
Weigh-ins tomorrow for me are at 9:00am Chicago.
Saturday 1:00pm UFC 242.
I can't go out with my friends this week so I saw them today just because Saturday it will be all my attention on Dustin slaying kebab!
Well then maybe you should consider playing for the other team if you catch what I'm saying. I'll always be available.
Yeah I'll have to respectfully decline that offer.
don't knock it til you try it
FUCK YOU /HEEM/ YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK
You're twisting my words, leave me alone.
Hey leave him alone ok?
shut up faggot
He's the one being homophobic
Name 1 good Colby win
Everything changes once the aura is gone. Look at what happened to Fedor once people realized he was human
Robbie Lawler
Rafael Dos Anjos
Me too
Passed his prime Robbie Lawler and Passed his prime and also a manlet RDA
Great "wins" you got there
Maia
Name one good win from any fighter and I'll tell you why it wasn't a good win
Cejudo vs TJ
Memes aside, early stoppage
Ben Askren but bjj, lmao
Luke Rockhold def. Chris Weidman
Poosman vs Woodley
all of them
DOMINATING griffin bam bam and kim are low-key good wins
Anthony Perosh vs Vinny Magalhaes
Is he a virgin?
Physically, no.
how would jesus christ do in ufc lightweight
Micheal Bisping vs Luke C u c k hold.
He's been raped by Cody.
it is known that he was the one that cucked Cat Zingano's husband
This is it, the one good win
Retro link of the day
mixedmartialarts.com
Early stoppage b
Chris would have won if he hadn't thrown that meme wheel kick
This one is undisputable
Haven't seen it teebh
They both had it pretty bad following this fight but I think Luke wins the story because of Bisping's awful championship reign
I think all Luke loses are best wins... example... Romero vs Luke! :^)
Max vs Ortega
Schaub vs Cro Cop
Which martial art will get me a girlfriend
PUA
Fluke win over a depleted TJ
Weidman was never good
Woodley was mentally flushed and Marty couldn't even consistently take him down
>
Who v Who?
>
Chinlet on short notice
Classic.
Sambo
calm down, colby.
1. Boxing
2. BJJ
3. Kickboxing
4. Wrestling
5. Judo
Masvidal v Asscan
Hawaiian man KO blowjob pencil
I put wrestling before judo because it has more familiarity but I might actually reverse those on second thought.
Fat guy lost the rematch
damn! how did you remove his mustache?
but BJ lost the story of both fights, and then lost the story of the war by getting kicked out of the UFC.
this is true. dana confirmed bj is done for.
which in the dana world it means he will have two more fights to draw up hype.
But BJ lost the story.
That nasty cunt has the most punchable face. I'm glad that fatty Dern flushed her.
GAAAADOOSH
forgot, dana just signed the bar guy for a contract. the trilogy with bj will happen in MSG in NYC in the UFC.
Val is the GOAT
Lawler vs MacDonald II
Can't stop laughing or fapping to these Nunes pics
ray liotta in the back
Fuck Valentina & Michelle at the same time
Marry KK
And kill that fag in the back for looking at us.
Fedor vs. Semmy Schilt
Hadouken
Fuck Valentina & Michelle at the same time
Marry KK
And kill that fag in the back for looking at us!
Sorry replied to the wrong person.
marry, fuck, kill
This is the only acceptable answer
hold on brother i'm talking
The kill is the biggest thrill. The greatest compliment for a woman, really.
interesting, may use that in my court defense
Kill everyone in the room because they'd never sleep with a freak like me.
>Cumbitch Niggerdick
I see no way Poirier wins and I'm always wrong about mma.
Poirier by 1st round KO.
Abysmal thread
indeed, this week has been rough.
I, for one, was shocked when it was revealed that Jamal was Asian. Brendan truly is a master of subverting comedic expectations. Who are some other god tier comedians?
heemtards are gonna shit their panties and cry like babies when Kebab loses
his name is KUFFAR
are we being raided by Yea Forums?
are we in australian hours now?
worst thread in months
>Yea Forums spacing
well it's you user
always happens when Khabib fights, threads at the time of the Conor fight were pretty shitty too
Horcher, Iaquinta, Conor exposed all of Khabib's weaknesses. Poirier will exploit every hole in Khabib's game.
I am new to Yea Forums I saw it on the news when there was a shooting and i didn't like /pol/ so i came here and left but then my favorite fighter that i just found out beat the guy who tried to fight floyd so i like him a lot and this summer i am new to Yea Forums my favorite fighter name is khabib i am 18 years of age and i heard he wrestles bears so i like him for that
picture related he is my favorite comedian named eddie bravo because he also believes in flat earth like me
Business idea: All-Dagestani ESPN Body Issue
Ohh fer sher there are a lotta moving pieces up in the air right now b, where do the following fighters end up at the end of 2019:
Khabib
Conor
Diaz
Tony
Masvidal
Poosman
Covington
Jon jones
>t-this time!
No Dustin?
pfffffttttt
ignored
Oh I forgot, him too
>Khabib
28-0
>Conor
fighting peahead
>Diaz
MIA
>Tony
The next title shot confirmed by Dana
>Masvidal
fighting some can
>Poosman
fighting some can
>Covington
the champ
>Jon jones
the champ
This time!
>Khabib = Flushed, Potentially executed for bringing great shame to Dagestan
>Conor = Still Retired, Twitter fingers strong
>Diaz = Loses to Masvidal at 245
>Tony = Getting ready to fight Dustin in January or February
>Poosman = Flushed and Deported
>Covington = And New
>Jones = And Still
Nurmagomedov -500
Poirier +350
Barboza -160
Felder +130
Makhachev -360
Ramos +370
Blaydes -500
Abdurakhimov +350
Taisumov -275
Ferreira +215
>30-0
>Dead after coke binge
>Retired after getting slapped up by Mas
>Fighting Diakiese on the prelims
>Champion after flushing Colbert
>Flushed by Leon in the rematch
>Begging Jorge for a rematch
>Flushed by Walker
This time...
>>Diaz = Loses to Masvidal at 245
Silly newfag, Nate and Jorge can't fight at 245 that is too much weight for them they are WelterWeight not Heavy Weights, casual.
I want to make a parlay, who should I bet on? Only good advice please.
*looks across the waves at sunset*
This time.
That’s how much they actually weigh when they don’t cut height you fucking retard
Eating through a straw
Prison
Shooting up needles in an alleyway
Inside the walls heeming the False Dreamer God’s Chosen Nephilim
Snorting coke off a public library toilet seat while browsing reddit
Deported
Bang bus
Through a windshield
That is correct! Ding ding ding!
David Ramos. Throw in Khabib and KGB Lee if you want to do a parlay.
Is 6.5 inches a respectable size?
Colby def. Usman
Masvidal def. Diaz
Colby vs Masvidal for the title
Yeah?
Weight?
Schaub is a gay douche.
KGB Lee by decision
Muhammad by decision
Mackhachev by decision
Juicy prop bet parlay. Favorites that should win that are not known for finishing people.
Fuck Michelle, Marry KK, Kill Valentina because she would revenge kill me for not picking her for the other two if I left her alive
i was bigger than this when i was 10
You take that back!
how big are you?
*licks lips*
So that was last year?! :^)
That is my penile length.
I have never put my penile length into a female before
It would be kino, but Ali the Muslim asslicker wont let it happen apparently
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Wewladding @ ur life right now
jesus, i wonder if you guys are seriously like this or just memeing
like 9
That didn't stop you from putting it inside that guy at the bar the other night! :^)
9cm LOL
kek good one
liar
Champ
MIA
MIA
Scheduled to fight Leon Edwards
Sitting out
Still 'injured'
Scheduled to fight Woodley
Fights and beats Blachowicz
Theres your """""sport""""""
>like
Stupid dump dweller cant even lie convincingly. Every man knows his penile length
Havent had an erection in a year lads
I'm only 26
heem is flushed
Thought about my gf getting BLACKED and it made me diamond hard
MONKEY BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS GOT BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOM GET THE CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
squadW
Conor is Khabib's 2nd best win
This is the spammer
Everything since Mcgregor Khabib has been disappointingly shit. Been around since 2010 and 2019 is one hundred percent the worst year yet
that's because we have a bunch of boring inactive champs
eat a can of sardines, true story
Based
based Coral
Would you stop already thats not me.
maybe you should try gay porn.
oh shit sorry bro
sorry for what?
apology accepted
I think the best years are over.
Conor KO'ing Aldo was the peak... then he did those two Nate fights and he retired with Eddie and that 4 piece combo.
Everything after that we lost it all.
Everyone wants to get paid millions, half the champs are managed by fucking Ali so they're sitting out until he gets his greedy little way, UFC is no longer interested in stories and only cares about building performance institutes all while getting good goys like Dustin and Max to churn out vanilla main events and promoting literally who's like Zhang as like as they can open up international markets. The company is fucking stupid and is losing mainstream appeal fast despite (and partially because of) the abysmal ESPN deal
>spammy
>gf
kek
>being an unironic goobyfag
yikes!
I got quads also today
What if I still love him?! What are you going to do about it?
hey can you post the oldest schaub h8ers screenshot you have?
I've enjoyed 2019 so far.
More than 2018 even.
Lots of shit cards, sure, but some great fights and incredible performances too.
heem day was the peak
...
oops
Can you please stop ruining the thread
UFC keeps getting worse and Dana keeps signing any bum off the street just to deny Bellator competition
Our only hope is Rizin at this point desu
I for one am glad the UFC is dying so ONE can take its rightful place as the world's premier mma promotion
oh yeah its me thats ruining the thread and not scatty or any of the lesser heem personalities
Crazy how quickly Dana White's Contender Series turned into bumfights
Heem day was ok.
Adesanya gastelum was good. Adesanya in general has been fun to watch despite how much of a faggot he is.
DC getting flushed was cool.
Fuck cejudo but at least he's smart enough to call out interesting fights like Cruz and stay away from Smellavidez.
If masvidal and nate fight, if colby heems poosman, or if khabib and tony fight I'll be ok with 2019, but doubtful any of them will materialize
Finally a promotion that encourages honour and bushido spirit in combat sports.
Yeah, Dana himself even said that he was only looking for KO stoppages, so naturally all the really good technical fighters didn't get signed, only bums who could KO other bums did
Hoping Whittaker vs Adesanya makes up for it.
If not this is the worst year in a decade.
>Implying the Conor years were good
Not only were they shite, he sullied the memory of them with his niggerish antics and absurdity.
We've had worse years. Not sure what makes 2019 uniquely bad.
/heem/ itself has been bad but that's just how 4channel works, generals will always get worse over time.
This, Conor single-handedly ruined MMA.
The pre-gooby era was so much better than it is now, no WWE bullshit, no belt politics, no cringe trash talk, just good fights and good heems simple as
The general was exceptional a few weeks ago.
Muslim fighters bring out the hater autists I think.
instead of focusing on heems its all this religious nonsense and trolling
Whittaker is going to heem Adesanya like round 1 so hopefully that's what you're after
You two are no longer invited to my wedding!
The pre-Tito era was so much better than it is now, no WWE bullshit, no belt politics, no cringe trash talk, just good fights and good heems simple as
Yes, yes it is actually.
Who else is pumped for Sijara Eubanks vs Roxanne Modaferri to main event UFC 244?
The pre-Gracie era was so much better than it is now, no WWE bullshit, no belt politics, no cringe trash talk, just good fights and good heems simple as
Is the guy in the middle undefeated?
I will say this: Sijara is flushed
If Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov loses to Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier then I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion
>Implying you weren't going to do that anyway! :^)
Oh fer shure you werent complaining about GSP and BJJ before Conor came along
haha true, I suck my own dick every night :^) xDD
>He's really tiring out Khabib here
Uhh, No. I think hes getting smashed.
Why did she post this picture?
Don't forget people were saying that GPS was ducking people because of a small eye injury.
Bring back WEC
What do you use? A straw and a magnifying glass?! xD
>This is """hugging""" to cazzies
Realistically, is there any way Porier can win against Khabib?
Not one punch connected clean. He's slipping every one
ahaha, well played my friend! :)
AHHHHHHHH DANA HELP ME
HERB STAND IT UP AHHHHHHHH
Are you taking too many edibles? For some reason whenever I get into the habit of microdosing edibles my dick gets like that.
He has more paths to victory than Khabib.
Mini_khabib is hella cute. I like her A LOT.
We all know how it ended in the end.
Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.
Powerful image the UFC wants removed from the internet.
This one did
If you are under 7 inches the better you do is become a Volcel. I`m also 6.5 inches and this is one of the reason I`m a 28 kissless virgin.
HAHAHA... I don't give a fook! :^) - Dana White.
Like this.
Wow his pectoral is taking a lot of damage bro
What is the most memory holed fight in UFC history?
>Not one punch connected clean. He's slipping every one
Say it again without crying
Card starts at midnight for me.
Main card at 4AM.
Pretty rough not going to lie.
I just grab a girl and go down on her for 8 minutes... when she least expects it I let it slip in... by then she doesn't notice my 4 inch pecker and she's already cumming buckets! When it's all over I tell her she doesn't have to suck me off... my pleasure was to please her... she goes home happy never knowing i am actually 3.5 inches! :^)
you just got BRITBONG'd
Stipe vs Ngnannou
Rooting for Dustin but the only chances he has are in the first 30 seconds of every round he can get to. He doesn't have the bottom game or durability of a Tony Ferguson or Nate Diaz. There's a minor chance Dustin can heem him on a counter, if Khabib does that lunging loopy right, but I'd place his chances at about 15%
>ywn almost dislocate your right shoulder while wiping the smug smirk off an irish manlet cunt's face
Why live bros
then go to sleep and set an alarm for the main event
just dont tell heem!
especially since you have to turn your tv upside-down to view the broadcast properly! xD
What time is it for you Canabro?
Khabib won't be KO'd, outpointed, submitted, and hes never had a cut.
Poirier has been KO'd, submitted, outpointed and been cut.
I see many more ways Khabib wins.
Khabib doesn't know what Netflix is because he has no chill haha
Alarm at 6 and you're golden.
>couldn't even knock him down with his most powerful shot
pathetic
>durability of a Tony Ferguson
new
Unironically lewis vs ngannou
*tries my best but gets heemed anyways*
I think the main card is at 1pm but I'm not sure
Weigh-ins for me tomorrow at 9:00 am so I have to wake up early it's already 11:23 pm.
At least I get to see some action! Though I know there won't be a drama scene because Dustin & Khabib respect each other.
Literally only that lucky headkick landed.
Same for me, Chicago Central Time.
1 Pm.
Right on the chin mate
Not a single shot was deflected now that Ive reviewed it, Conor got smashed mate
It was definitely a knockdown, maybe not scored as such after a long tear filled plea by Goobie, but the fans know he got dropped
me too bro. dont ask how old.