>ur at publix and this guy slaps ur gf's ass, wat do?
/hoc/
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I think about Ice™
Hurricanes are shit they didn't win a single game against boston their fans are non existent their celebrations pathetic and their hockey team is a joke
k
when is buljus next game? please answer.
It's true you know
I think /hoc/ needs to... chill out.
Get it?
good answer :^)
the 'Canes are unironically a swell organization
t. mr freeze
Finally finished opening all those early 90's hockey cards, might post some of my faves later.
>america is such a shithole that they have to literally put rocks in cages so they don't get stolen
holy shit lads
based favela monkey
just woke up
make one with yotes pls
go back
stay woke
It's called a gabion
source: i build them
Saturday.
Whomst are the yotes bros with?
Ah who am I kidding, its everyone
its called landscape architecture, sweaty
That makes no sense, retard
:)
for me it's canes legend mike commodore
That's an unfortunate nickname.
i lol'd
>from the same division
gross
frick the sun
Just have fun, boomer.
No, fuck you.
>shit ass edit
when will sunbelters learn to recolour properly
When you learn how to spell "recolor" properly.
not from a favela, not a monkey
I just like thinking about ice and eating onion rings
>standings
>can't find that one picture I want to post because my folders are a fucking mess
>battlestation posting
Shaking my head @ you virgins
Not a big loss for hockey
>complains about shit edits
>while posting shit edits
Lol
wrong thread?
are you Rob Regehr?
quality oc my friend
>not renaming the picture you want to post to solar bears blue.png
same and frankly it won't be fixed anytime soon
>hoky soon
>every leaf is the same
Turbo retard.
See
Is it time for Gary Bettman to step in and do something about the RFA zoomer problem?
>tfw no qt wholesome gf to dress up in thotwear
If it walks like a thot and talks like a thot
buljong put the final nail on that soilers coffin today
Who?
link?
Not a big loss for hockey
love the sun
love the yotes
tolerate thots
simple as
Shut the fuck up Yuma
forgot to mention, hate anime
the pucks. well....im thinking they need to be more deep
Thinking Yea Forums jannies are fucking gay
this post, well...I'm thinking it should go back to twatter
Maybe you should follow the rules?
Havent broken a rule swedefag
What's got your panties in a twist sweden or should I say, sam?
Maybe you should stop being a bitch?
I apologize to sweden I thought
Was
>I apologize to sweden
What do you do to pass the time while waiting for the season to start? For me, it's playing a 14 year old NASCAR video game.
switching to a curved monitor improved my /hoc/ experience vastly
Easy mistake to make. After all, United States is a Swedish colony from the beginning
Source?
installing half life opposing force atm
The same place he puts finnish cum
His ass
Canes legend Cam Warq for me
hella based
Offseason over yet?
history.com
All of Scandinavia was Swedish
JUST FUCKING WOKE UP TO A NIGHTMARE OF LEAF CYBERBULLYING ME
Almost.
>barbarian who never established a state
Ah so you're retarded too
grim
>was
Nice job cuck
sweden = cringe
finland = based
Why weren't defensemen and goalies ready for Bure and McDavid's speed?
>can only sell out when they make the playoffs
ruh roh
this this this
Also, if I was me. I would attend Arizona games
Plenty of knights fans do so you'll be in good company
I thought you went to bed
...
...
everyone stop (you)ing poland because he needs sleep
>Toronto
...
We're the same you and I, Pedro. You have Swedish blood flowing in your veins too.
Based
Teaching basketball to at risk youth in a gang neighbourhood
>Leif Eriksson Day commemorates the Norse explorer believed to have led the first European expedition to North America.
huh?
Sorry I'm not mongolian
Lots of creative writing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex56zMd5UGY&
Who the hell is that big ass dude number 18? He looks like a fucking giant
100% legal hit. The stupid mutt shouldn't have turned his back at the last second. Also the fucking cuck ref who clearly sees the crosschecking from the mutt...
Just google the 2018 American winter olympics roster.
Don't you have some Somali cock to gobble?
Look at this abomination I found
>I'm the bad guy?
Yes you are America. Yes you are.
Imagine thinking about black cock all day...
I knew that pic was just your sister
Even the bad guy is better than Sweden.
I love it
Get laid
Sweden is badass now
Lose weight
Get a grip
Alberta is falling apart kek
Take your warning and shove it up your ass for frees
>ranked by quality of poster
bc
alberta (calgary)
quebec
manitoba
alberta (edmonton)
ontario
making chili
mm thos beans
Why was this on-topic post deleted?
>ranked by quality of poster
funbelt
yuma
caniacs
poland
finns
POWERGAP
tripfags
grease
isles weeb
canadian tripfags
>canes that high
wholesome /hoc/post
Your implying that yuma posting is good?
I'm implying that it's great
Yuma posting is bad and you should feel bad. Don't be like that faggot from carolina.
yuma posting is fun. try it
>this is /hoc/: hockey general, a place meant for discussing hockey
>I want to make a post about >my hockey team
>no don't do that
poster above me is retarded
good post
yumafag is an annoying pusy and i would heem him irl if i got the chance
going to be so fucking sweet watching the ducks, coyotes, hurricanes, and islanders all miss the playoffs next year
good post
One of those four is 100% making the playoffs, though.
How the hell did a cat sneak on the ice in San Jose? Does San Jose have a cat problem?
>"am i the only one who prefers small tits?"
>"only 2D for me heh"
>"l-liking asses makes you a n-n*gger"
>"i'm a fan of the Carolina Hurricanes"
these are all sorts of ways to admit to being gay
Trip on bracketcuck.
come here and try some shit you won't faggot
sunbelters are inherently annoying posters and that is a fact.
If you like skinny girls with flat chests and no ass then I have some news for you.
I haven't seen pro/rel user in weeks. You think he realized how absurd it is?
Tampa Bay Lightning? Yeah, more like tampon gay asscheeks
where's my 20% Kyle?
what if i like skinny girls with a flat chest but with ass.
reminder
imagine being a sharks fan
yes
she cute
she ded
i'm gonna shitpost in /nfl/ all night desu
sad!
Based Canadian
Ironically both areas have sharks and mountain lions
what drives a man to behave in such a way?
He's a ducks """fan""" tho
Then you need to have sex
Swedes are naturally angry, just look at the seethemonster ITT
Patriotism. Something a nation full of pussies who elected Fidel Castro's son and are fine with having a jew moving their hockey teams to the US, have no clue about.
>sweden
>women's hockey
theres only 1 based canucks fan, the rest are total homos
>patriotism
what are you doing on an american site speaking english then?
cope
beep beep
patriotism train rolling through
this becomes more true every day
>let's burn it down again boys
>american site
Svårt att göra sig förstådd om jag skulle skriva på svenska ditt korkade jävla pissluder. Men du förstår väl om jag skriver på kinesiska eller punjabi så klart?
in english please
probably gonna flunk out of uni this year meanwhile my gf just got accepted into her masters programme, might actually kill myself /hoc/
Pisshora
not yet
>be jets fan
>be retarded
Who would've guessed?
its less about retardation and more about a low simmering alcoholism and complete lack of motivation
>Scores! Joe Sakic scores! And that makes it 5-2 Canada! Surely, that's gotta be it!
I know that feel. I don't think I'll kms but I definitely feel like a big retard for probably flunking out
been there bud, don't let it fuck up the next ten years of your life before you stop being drunk constantly.
has the US ever truly recovered from this?
Jag förstår dig, min vestra nabo
I disavow this personal attack on our closest ally
nobody cares about this fatfuck
I like that fatfuck
Shut the fuck up Shannon
I think we can all agree that...at least we aren't finnish
I agree that I am not finnish
pusy
big talk for a guy posting anonymously
munchen butt
Watching the Boston bruins sweep the Appalachia hill billys on the NHL network right now
Hahahaholy fuck the fans are so fat and stupid
based hilly billys
Just took a massive Toronto, lads. Had to flush twice.
rewatching scf game 7 just so I can relive marchand’s tears
reminder that Justin Williams cited "stupid fuckin hill billys" as one of the reasons he retired
The hill billys have such shitty jerseys, probably worst in the league. They look like something a fat hill billy would think is cool
Aho signed an offer sheet and listed "stupid fuckin hill billys" as his reasons to sign in Montreal
worked into a shoot
Smells like autismo in here
>I leave
>thread goes to shit
YEEHAW MY COUSIN (wife) JUST GOT SEASON TICKETS TO THE CAROLINA HURRICANES WOOO ONLY COST MY GRANDPAPPY(wife's lover)S GOLD TOOTH!!!
big brain post
you cant just heem all your problems away hoc
>Sunbelt hockey? no thanks bro, not for me. Its pretty cringe honestly.
You want attention, we get it.
going to log off /hoc/ and play some witcher 3
Based
Retarded hill Billy's that don't know anything about hockey
what is/was on the dinner menu tonight /hoc/?
based retardbro
For me it's:
youtu.be
I had chicken pozole with a grilled cheese and some carrots, plus some all day ipa
i already told you chili
Bbq chicken pizza
>red and white onions
>chicken
>pickles
>replace marinara with bbq sauce
Some salmon, black eyed peas, and steamed veggies.
2 eggs
nothing else?
Joe Murphy, former first overall pick by Detroit in 1986 is said to be living in a tent in Kenora, ON. He made over $15 million in his career. Sounds like he received some brutal concussions during his playing days. He won a cup with Edmonton in 1990.
drydennow.com
hot sauce and some vodka
you need a bit more nourishment than that friend
could go for 3 eggs I guess
Ok this one should be better. The idea is to save them, open them in VLC and up the speed. It stops looking retarded when you speed it up
>not eating 50 eggs
Isn't he the one who doesn't want any help?
Luke what are you doing on the internet?
hockey girls with hockey butts
what's that ketchup bottle doing there
What is she doing near the bench? This isn't amateur coed right?
>cumbrains
I'm not sure, this is the first I've heard that he was in any financial trouble.
She's the "Sports Chiropractor," apparently. She's there to help any player who's feeling stiff work out any kinks and get them back in the game.
;^)
thats a good question actually. it wouldn't be near my poutine, thats for sure
great post
Need sauce on the chiro. Dat ass is just too good.
>;^)
wtf is wrong with you?
;^)
We don't know, lad.
She showed up during an AIHL game in Melbourne between the Ice and the Perth Thunder, but then she didn't show up at Perth's later games, so now the theory is that she's attached to the arena rather than to the team.
>not being weast
:3
nevermind, discovered way to speed up video 2x in ffmpeg. Here is the way it should look. open it in a new tab and shrink to 50% to see
[kisses you]
:^*
Islesweeb is nice though
test
Usually, but his autism has been getting out of hand recently.
You are such irredeemable degenerates that each and every one of you should be dragged into the street and shot. I would unironically wholeheartedly support death squads that hunted you absolute fucking reprobates down and mercilessly executed you and your families. I would fucking smile as I watch you get a bullet between the eyes and I would fucking sleep like a baby knowing the world is a better place without you. Just my opinion though.
big fan of this guy’s name
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
this is the original video with no interpolation running at 2x. The difference is negligable i'd say but still interesting
this. so much this
t. isles weeb
anybody looking to trade?
I have a bulju that I wrote a time stamp on.
Based and blessed.
stop please
I already have that one
>mullet
:-D ~~ ~~ ~ C====8
snes fans are fairly extant. but why would anyone every admit to being a fan of them... they wouldn't
sorry I’m almost done, you can filter me if it bothers you that much
The slow mo made it seem much more sneaky like a meme goal.
There's nothing wrong with mullets.
Yep
one more after this
they got a fucking sticky lads.
why is this allowed? hockey game threads are never stickied.
hockey is an exclusive club
>they got a fucking sticky lads
Who did what now?
good. don't wanna draw any attention
i didnt see it on hocgeneral
this is just a random nobody but imagine a career like that.
>3 attempts to make it into the NHL
>only lasted 2 games and went back to the minors, 3 times
nfl packers @ bears got stickied
wtf
pretty neat way to make a living if you were a single guy desu
whomst gives a fuck
still probably made a decent living playing hockey. better than being a wageslave.
>Asshat
Neal - McDavid - Kassian
Nygard - Draisaitl - Chiasson
Granlund - Nugent Hopkins - Haas
Khaira - Sheahan - Archibald
Gagner
Gambardella
Klefbom - Larsson
Nurse - Russel
Jones - Benning
Persson
Smith
Koskinen
How can the rest of the league even compete?
well but how much do they make in the minor leagues? you won't save much if you retire at the age of 36.
and yeah this is where you end up lol
even a league minimum elc is 700k for 3 years or 2.1m in total before taxes. (going to be differnt back in 2000s) he signed with a few different nhl teams so he could have been given a signing bonus as well. then he could get into some sort of coaching or scouting job after.
If they have an nhl contract, they tend to make 60000-100000 per season. But if they only have an ahl contract it is likely below 10000-30000 with some paid accomodations and extra work on the side. They can make more if they go over to a euro pro mens league but many stick around hoping the nhl dream will come true.
>yfw the gary wins the pacific again
They dont make that if they play in the ahl during the duration.
maybe maybe
But will they last for more than 5 games in the playoffs this time?
so far this is a much worse opening day than boreball.
The Canucks of the 2010's. Cant wait for them to go to the finals only to lose in epic fashion to the Islanders and the entire city of natives and chinks riot until no whites are left.
Round 2 for sure. Generational Lucic is going to drag them at least that far
they're going all the way bud
Lucic will probably lead that team of twinks in the playoffs.
The way? Show me.
the riot was mainly w*itepipo tho. /hoc/ just spams the same few select images to give you the idea that only k*ppers was rioting.
I spoke with Gary this afternoon. We have decided to cancel Finland. Please report any Finnish posters you see on /hoc/ after 1 Oct. Thank you.
*Ahem* Fuck the Flames
based jew
even if have a 2way contract they are still getting paid 70k+ per year to play hockey for 9 months a year, and thats not even including the signing bonus. thats still way better pay than most wageslave jobs.
I will be sheltering fins from Gary. You can hide out in my attic
What went wrong?
*dabs on alberta for many years to come*
fortnite
isnt that they guy that lost with Iceland in the Goodwill games
yes all finns come to my attic you will be safe i run it as the local alko and we have sauna and crispbread very nice you can watch all the rallyrace you want very safe come come :))))))))
Never realized the 6 million dollar man was he first assist on his first goal
>the riot was mainly w*itepipo tho. /hoc/ just spams the same few select images to give you the idea that only k*ppers was rioting.
johnny manlet was actually a late round steal, and way better than any late round pick jimbo has made so far. yet nobody praises jay feaster as a scouting genius, but everybody loves jimbo as a scouting genius for making good picks in the top 10.(as should be expected)
>seattle chooses canucks as team name
>rips off vancouvers colors as well
>goes on to win two cups in their first three seasons
>completely obliterates the entire legacy and memory of the old canucks by basically taping over them
He still put in effort at the start of the season
If he was born 10 years earlier he would have an HoF career by now.
>hoc is mad at us again
Based
Laine looks pretty jacked in this picture
Late round manlets rarely pan out. He took a guess and it paid off. Doesnt make the guy a genius. You want your gm winning the top picks often, not losing them and winning late picks every now and the.
i eat ass
>Fortnite
Sounds gross.
Hey, newsflash Diego Hernandez: They can't legally take another franchise's name. You would know this if you weren't a sunbelt retard.
nice goal. is it from today's game? i haven't checked the hockey news for ages.
ladies love it
I've never played a nanosecond of fortnite or pubg
Friendly reminder to respect Canadians and their culture.
youtube.com
>NEEDING STICKIES
stickies just means cancer gets flinged around
and jimbo has fumbled on 2 of his 4 top 10 picks so far, yet still gets praised as a scouting genius. its getting harder and harder for me to defend him anymore. the jimbo era of the canucks has unironically been the grimmest time the franchise has ever been in. even >muh fuck messier era would have already been over a couple years ago. you can point to all the future prospects >we have accumulated while being shit as being positive signs for the future, but that doesnt change the fact that we have won 3 playoff games in total since the riot.
You're only allowed to post in this thread if your team has at least one (1) cup. I mean, outside of Vegas your team has had at least twenty years to try after all. Surely they can manage at least ONE successful season.
hmm starting to see a lot of election ads
Hello fellow cup winners
Me neither. I don't have ADD
Hi.
stickies mean domination. i never dominated anyone but i thought since i am part of the hockey race and i was told we dominate /hoc/ but turned out we are getting assraped by the nfl? i wanted to be a top and i fell for this /hoc/ meme and i am a bottom again. not fair
Lmao look at this bottom bitch caring and such
Don't feed the falseflaggers.
Did you know that you can use water instead of milk when you microwave instant oatmeal?
stickies just mean the overseers decided someone was special today. true domination is running the place in spite of the higher ups, not because of them
whats up champs
its dangerous to microwave a glass of water
...okay
based bracket feeding the hungry
No, in fact it helps with things like chicken or noodles or anything that gets "dried out" in the microwave
The lord says to give to those in need
/hoc/ already dominates the feeble mind of /cr*c/
And Yea Forums
Did you know that in the “sport” of cricket, about 30% of matches end in a draw? That means when playing a series (best of three or best of five), one third of the time a winner goes undeclared. What an absolute embarrassment to sport.
>tfw last true dynasty in NHL but have been shit since
Woohoo
Prove it
My team is the most successful team of all time.
/hoc/ smells
As long as theres only 6 teams
I wonder if comedians actually vote on the easiest candidate to make jokes about.
Your ass it too close to your nose.
good
if that was true then maybe the orange retard would have actually won the popular vote
>implying there are thousands of practicing comedians
Comedy is really a huge sector of the economy
thats so stupid
horrible thread
t. Garrett Stafford
there's nothing more cerebral than a full five days of cricket that ends in a draw
G R I M
imagine watching a “sport” that gets routinely delayed because of too much sun?
kek correct
(i had to check since it was a random find)
how did you know
are you his dad?
Draisaitl won't/can't carry his own line. Soilers fans would rather have McMeme win another Art Ross than go to the playoffs, so they will play together
always wanted to learn more about cricket.
can you explain the rules.
an NHL winter classic in Dallas?
>go the eliteprospects
>färjestad WOLVES (lol) team page
>past rosters
>season 13/14
>look for burgers
i'd be too lazy to check so i thought he knew him.
Greetings fellow Oiler fan
you probably aren't smart enough to understand them, tough luck pal
It's like baseball but low iq
I'm so happy I don't support a literal cück club that changed its name in the mid-90s
BIANCA!!!!!!!!!!!
Why didn't you put hurricanes under >fags?
anyone been doing the tb12 this summer, lads?
lmao at the nfl lads
that game a shit
chara is in the nhl, lad
The NFL is a fucking disaster. League is going to shut down within 10 years. Screencap this post.
no it won't
dumb people will literally never stop throwing their money at shitty products
Ass > Mouth > Vag
you're literally gay
well everyone says guerrero is a fucking quack but that upsets brady. he may be low iq. but hey he is 46 and he does great. better than jagr.
this but reversed
this is technically correct
the most lucrative type of correct
Good mouth>vag>bad mouth>ass
I'm a neck and clavicle guy myself
checked
odd but acceptable
A man of culture
did bulju score? post webm pls
For me, it's the Toronto Toros
For me, it's also the Saskatchewan Whitetails
Brady wouldn't have lasted as long as Jagr did if he played hockey. Call me back when Tommy boy lasts as long as Mr. Hockey
so stronk
For me, it's jerking off to anime girls.
>neal
>mcdavid
>drai
>nurse
literally who else?
>having Nurse over Larsson
>literally the same size
what did he mean by this?
And also, for me, it's also the Portland Beavers
I know. He is a low IQ retard. He has a good offensive team in from of him so he gets hit at about half the average rate NFL quarterbacks endure. And he thinks thats because of his stupid diet. Image the NFL icon is a fucking retard and his "doctor" is a quack. No other sport is that retarded.
based retard
this, never watched a single anime in my life though
>hey lads im a fat cuck with an even fatter wife who fucks blacks. i also don't know shit about hockey.
wtf bracket, where is your trip?
woah he said that?
Should've made him brown.
yea
i think everyone who posts here is unique and we should try to be positive because insults get us nowhere
>i think everyone who posts here is unique and we should try to be positive because insults get us nowhere
Omaha Oxen
watch thunderbolt fantasy it's gay puppet shit but it's cool gay puppet shit
I think there are some very good posters and some very bad posters but you are one of the good ones.
i think off-season sucks
if everyone is unique, does that mean no one is unique?
no retard
yes, retard
thinkin bout wearing my jersey to the fair tomorrow lads to show my support before the season
No it means that everyone is unique
anyone play azur lane?
Do you play for the Queretaro Mapaches?
I have far too much self respect to play gachashit
fun fact
HURRICANE DORIAN
is an anagram for
UNICORN DIARRHEA
>naming your team after something that decimates your city
We should be the Las Vegas Paddocks or Las Vegas Vices desu.
it's not like the actual video game market is any better right now
just woke up
i sure hope you retards have been listening to the new lana del rey album
I only listen to Kanye and The Hip
no idea who that is
Astral Chain just came out last week
is it any good?
The problem with the outlaws, is that it was used for the failed XFL and Arena Football teams.
Why the hate AZ bro? We don't think about you at all lmao.
>I only listen to Kanye and The Hip
I don't listen to music ever anymore
>taking the false flag
>tfw the carolinas are going to be destroyed by a hurricane
i try to listen to new music, but usually think it sucks. this is legitimately the best album i've heard in a long time. even those fags at bitchfork apparently gave it a 9.4 lmao.
not a duplicate reply when it's another picture you dumb bot
Not the best Platinum game but definitely mid-high tier by their standards (which at least personally makes it high tier by default.)
Granted it has a really shitty, slow start but once it picks up a few missions in it becomes really damn good.
>lana del rey
I'm not a 14 year old girl, user
Imagine
Do you guys think Hal is going to be OK?
Gabrielle is such a fuckup
shit that's hitting our eastern bros?
Whoever named the urinal cake missed out on the opportunity to name it the "pisscuit"
if it could survive the explosion it can survive anything
>tropical storm by the time it hits
he'll be fine, I'd worry more about Randy
if I actually cared about him
dear hal
The Wranglers were based, the local thrift stores used to give out free tickets for donating.
we should rename the urinal the "stan-pee cup"
I remember when the final names for the Golden Knights were announced, and it was in unanimously last place in the fans' minds behind the Silver Knights, and Sand Knights.
the Stand Pee Cup
Imagine that. An old businessman who have no creativity. Just look at most of the horrific logos we have in the NHL right now.
The early to mid 90s were the best time for hockey and jerseys
*hockey logos
>8 posts with no new thread
you fuckin kidding me
>95216694