I'm not gay but I'd let him deflower my anus, if you know what I mean

I'm not gay but I'd let him deflower my anus, if you know what I mean.

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I'm not gay, but I'd suck in his pipe like a trumpet, if you know what I mean

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Kys op

>A thread died for this
>Kys op

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A thread died for this but I'd gladly let him take my butt hole, if you know what I mean.

Question: Is CR7 a top or bottom?

I'm not gay, but I'd ram my tongue into his anus like a dog finishing a pot of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.

it's kind of hard to be a rapist if you're bottom

I'm sick of you fucking faggots calling Ronaldo gay. Ronaldo is straight. He fucks every woman he can touch. I have gone through his last 100 Instagram photos and as you can see the number of straight ones outnumbers the gay ones by some distance. In fact only 3 are gay. One where he is pointing to the plane toilets which might indicate he had gay sex in them, one where he isn't touchine Bale on the bum during celebration which indicates fear of an erection and one where he isn't having sex with the woman in the background. The rest are straight. Being a great father isn't gay. My dad was a bad father who had sex with me I guess that makes him straight by your logic.

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Why are all of the top soccer players major criminals?

caralho

He's a power bottom.

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shopee?

Do you think Ronaldo bleaches his anus? Not that he'd be gay or anything, but he just seems like a perfectionist when it comes to looks. Just thinking.

I am a gay woman but I'd let him gouge my clunge, if you know what I mean

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Thanks op

I wish I were a huge Moroccan bull so Cristiano would let me fuck him

He's a bottom.

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Hello. Elliot Rodger here.

>Cristiano Ronaldo having a bad day
>this ever happening in the last decade
Too ridiculous to be believed, dumb ad

Is that Tay K?

I hated Ronaldo until he invited Mendes and his family to the 2nd leg of Atletico, said it would be a "special day" before the game then scored a hat trick

does it smell good? thinking about buying singapore-grade of it

he knew juve bribed uefa.
scored his first goal while fooling godin
scored his second goal without the ball crossing the line
third goal, typical penalty, and the referee didn't award atletico a penalty for chellini's foul

PEEPEEPEEPEEE
COCKCOCKCOCKCOCK

So if bribes are a thing, wouldnt it turn into a bidding war of bribery? How does it work?

He generates all the power by doing most of the work.

How does Ronaldo smell like?

>I'd let him
he doesn't care if people let him or not anyway

Missionary, him on top with loads of snogging.

>living vicariously through penaldo
cringe

Hey hey American I know that focus is not your best skill but here we're talking about Atletico VS Juventus and Uefa corruption not about Ribery's war

new here, what do you mean... elaborate! :^) xD

le supreme soccer man

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He started from the bottom now he's on top! :^)

cope

real talk, how many bottles are you lads buying

>euro/sp/
please save us and make a divegrass board gookmoot you already have like 7 different boards just for shitposting

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Wait, is this guy drinking random dudes' piss? Or am I missing something?

this deserves a (you)

that's an homosexual tradition

Seriously?! What the fuck. Absolute degenerate.

Bro, real homos arent like the ones you see on TV....they are mentally ill people.

I met one once. Like a real, real homo, super creepy, super pedo vibe.

>I have gone through his last 100 Instagram photos and as you can see the number of straight ones outnumbers the gay ones

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>Implying Ronaldo is a top

(You)

outstanding post

Everyone that plays soccer is gay.
Prove me wrong ... you literally can not.

The only ones that are more fag are the ones that watch that gay shit.