For me, it's Group G

All you need is a ball and a relatively flat surface.

you only need two things: ball and some space

How Kazakhstan is part of Europe and Uzbekistan is not?

we are basically playing against the entirety of southeast asia

with their feet

Oh would you look at that. Qatar got a ridiculously weak group. Anything to make sure they're ranked higher come 2022

>Saudi Arabia
>Yemen

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Subhuman Olympics

good luck fellas

kek. This will 100% leave behind a shitstorm on twitter and the media. Every micro-action will be made political.

Imagine if Qatar fail to qualify from this easy as fuck group.

Turkmenistan vs Korea DPR is El Democrático

for me it's the group of death, C

why is qatar playing? aren't they the host?

>Iran vs Iraq
>India vs Afghanistan
>South Korea vs North Korea

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They use this same qualifying for 2023 AFC Championship. If Qatar places in one of the qualifying slots, then their place goes to the next best 2nd place team.

Nice

I havent even noticed fucking north korea had a team. Wtf? I thought they werent allowed to leave

Were you too young for 2010 or something?

Which match will start a political controversy?

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How the heck did Palestine win today? I remember Uzbekistan being one of the better teams in Asia in other qualifying cycles.

>australia
way to betray that fake conintent of Oceania that was created in the first place just for them

>asian shits dare compare conCACAf with this

Best Korea VS Worst Korea

is group h real? and whats best koreas chance to pass?

They got moved because they destroyed everybody.

>Guam
>Part of Asian Group
Not quite sure I'd do that. I'd put them in Oceania so they play the likes of Fiji and Tuvalu.

>chinese taipei
what the fuck is that? also cant wait to rape aussies

Iran vs Iraq. Saudi Arabia vs Palestine. Bangladesh vs India. Qatar vs Oman. South Korea vs North Korea will all be kino. Myanmar (muh Burma is imperialistic name) vs Japan too. Group G is also a clusterfuck of historic issues. Thailand vs Vietnam, Thailand vs Malaysia. Vietnam vs Malaysia. Malaysia vs Indonesia.

Taiwan. Chinese Taipei is the term that both sides agreed to because both sides say they're the legitimate Chinese people/country/government. The sides being China (PRC) and Taiwan (ROC). Hilariously, Sports Interactive call Chinese Taipei as Chinese Taipei (PRC) because China shills vote bomb them if they don't.

youtu.be/LbdZI5rLVHE?t=331

*dabs*

Asia is a fuck huge larger continent than South America. There are 48 countries in Asia, with 3 dependencies (Macao, Hong Kong, Taiwan (as much as I disagree)) so 51 in total. Plus, the 14 nations and 9 dependencies/other territories in Oceania which are pushed into the Confed. So that's potentially 74 footballing nations (though places like Kiribati aren't official FIFA members and I'm not gonna work out who is and who isn't). Compare that to 55 in total for Concaf (55 being the independent plus all the territories). So it's really a clusterfuck. Plus a lot of nations in Asia aren't suited for football. Like Bhutan.

For me, it's الإمارات العربية المتحدة
It's ok UAEbro, this group shouldn't be too tough

>is h real

What d y mean?

I know. I'm confident we are going to come out on top.
I think the toughest team in the group would be Thailand.

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UAE needs to reform the Trucial States.

I agree. We should make it the pirate coast once more.

Come home, frens. I wish I could go back in time and slap our government.

Might be cheaper to fly to Asia than it is to the handful of slightly less-isolated islands in Oceania.

The entire situation is fucking stupid. I don't quite get how the minor nations works. Fiji playing Tuvalu and Tahiti and shit would make sense than playing Japan.

Agreed, we should invite Bahrain, Qatar and Oman with us too

AFC makes no fucking sense. The standard outside the top half a dozen teams is shockingly poor yet they have shit teams travel halfway around the world regularly to play each other. Can anyway explain who is served by Guam v Maldives, or Hong Kong v Bahrain?

Yes that was my suggestion... or rejoin us pls.

After a quick Google it seems to be a combination of cost and the absolute lack of flights to and from the northern half of the south Pacific. For instance, over the next three and a half weeks there are five total flights between the Solomon Islands and Guam, and none are direct. Some connect through the Philippines and others through South Korea. It's an absolute nightmare.

You didn't enjoy the Sri Lankan claiming they were too good for the first qualifying round before losing to Bhutan in 2018 qualifying? That's the shit.

But what's the fucking point? How are Sri Lanka ever going to get people interested in football when they have to play matches against Guam and Lebanon? I'm not just talking about the quality of those teams, I'm talking also about the distances they have to travel for those matches. Sri Lanka should really be building by playing against nearer neighbours, Bhutan ironically is one such team that would make more sense to play than most.

Ball and rocks for the goal posts, simple as. There was a kenya bro that posted earlier that would kick a ball into a tire to git gud.

>people
Which people though

>Sri Lanka should really be building by playing against nearer neighbours
I also forgot to mention that Sri Lanka actually has played quite a high percentage of their games against their "nearer neighbours". Of 210 matches, 92 have been played against India, Bangladesh, Nepal, Maldives, Bhutan, and Pakistan.

And that's just the subcontinent.