/hoc/

He's #9 in white.

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the good players from the last draft won't play this year

thx

go knights

Niemi is equally as shit in KHL as he was the last years in NHL. Jokerit needs to start looking for a goalie.

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DAE just LOVE the sharks??

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r/weather/ is a place for you. You can cry about your little hurricane there. Post hockey when it's hockey time moose ass

Posting the dumb wojak isnt saving you vegas. Also
>ITODDLER

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moose ass

It's funny because this is the exact kind of shit that Sharks fans spammed non-stop lats playoffs.

Just finished up the last thread lads.
I can see Ed is seething again.

don't speak for me faggot

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>sharks fans
Im not even a sharks fan im pointing out that the dumb fuck is posting from an iphone

its ok lads, im here now to save the thread

That's definitely not Ed.
I think it's Jean-Pierre, but there's a very similar Toronto poster so it can be hard to tell.

can you guys seriously imagine blowing a 4 goal lead in the last 4 minutes?

hockey SOON lads

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reminder

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feels like regular season lads

vegas AND chicago niggers out of my hoc

How many wins does laine have today lads ?

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wtf Jesse has the special "top scorer" jersey???

begasmind :DDD

you first spic

wouldnt it be great if he trip'd up

Yes.
The problem with demonizing tripfags is that it discourages the people who really should trip up from ever doing it.

how's sam been?

why cant you just ignore his posts?

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Gone for quite some time now.
Starting to fear the worst.

banned again

>shorks

knight and sharks fans secretly love each other

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spics do like to band together

nhl is so gay for not having cheerleaders

>"MUH TEAM GOT REFPUCKED WHERES MY REWARD?"

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they are called ice girls and they do a great service

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t.

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>nhl is so gay for not having cheerleaders
>not having cheerleaders
um excuse me Paweł

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didn't most of the teams get rid of them, because >muh sexism?

>fat obese landwhale predditors catfish girl
>again

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imagine the smell

stop policing my posts bro

imagine being a >shorks fan

I actually don’t mind the sharks, don’t think they feel the same way though.

naw all teams have em
some teams utilize them more than others

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He took second once, but he doesn't know I keep throwing on his team intentionally so he'll get back to hockey practice.

case in point

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can we all agree these threads are awful?

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samefag

holy freakin yikes

hey, /hoc/...
...
... >my team

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I'm only two of those posts retard.

tedetts need lovin too

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Stanley Cup Champion Jay Bouwmeester

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>tedettis
buncha simps

She looks like she's got a little Bulju in her.

Guys I discovered a way to interpolate any video into 60fps with ffmpeg. I have done a few on my hockey Twitter but I will do some for you guys here. Keep in my mind that it's pretty long to do any clips but you will probably soon see webms of old time hockey interpolated into as close to 60fps as possible

>shorks

whats your twitter?

based webm autist

is it rendering time that increases?

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that's bretty neat

the poster that saved hoc

Will_Lindsay91 It's basically all womens hockey stuff tho. Here are the 2 streamables I have made so far.

streamable.com/q7bt2

streamable.com/eov3d

Both have been interpolated from 29.943 into 119.772 fps.

based dykepuck poster

>it's the dykepuck spammer
fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF

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time for the incels to seethe
i read that the nwhl has a new twitch streaming deal which is cool

We watchin girls now? Kind of gay but ok

It is actually really neat to watch. The NWHL just signed a deal with twitch to broadcast every single game and they get paid for it. Twitch wants them not the other way around.

Hardly a surprise now that twitch has embraced the e-thot business model.

No that's the other leaf. I'm the guy who makes webms for everyone, some are womens hockey but most are hits and goals. I was cutting the lawn yesterday that's why I was here and then gone

I need to stop spankin my monkey, it’s got cracks on the tip

the women arent gonna be happy when these royalty cheques end up being pennies a month

...

I doubt that they can pay their rent in bits and emotes.

lel

good post. Are hockeyrittes cute?

>Bulju demoted from first powerplay unit to second
and it all comes tumbling down
this is how it starts

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Vegas OUT
womenshockey OUT
Poland OUT

rat slut

BULJU IN

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...

moose ass

have sex

slug fucker

No one, not a soul: ........

Kendall Coyne: "IT'S LOOSE!!!!"

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>insulting californian country fans
pretty based imo

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>Vegas out
>dykepuck out
>Poland in
Tbh

>"h-hey iiii can commentate too1"
One game in playoffs was a TERRIBLE showing. Even AJ was better

poland is a vegas lifelong

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for me? its cassie

>Poland pending
What was your opinion on the shark comeback last year?

>lifelong
>rhymes with longschlong

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youtube.com/watch?v=12DeNdF0KPA

>You are not an authority; do it for free, like a man does

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thank god the ducks are missing the playoffs

for me it's when he tries to say that analslime is white

You can't lose 4 goals and think it was only refs fault. Next year is ours tho. Or Coyotes. Or Avalanche

longschlong lifelongs
wet shart baby sharks
big cuck spic ducks

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Bring em back

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Who here /NHL 20/?

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Poland in
They wont tho, pacific is just garbage enough for them to get in.

yotes are actually picking up that 3spot my man and central is taking both wcs

i don't get it

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>Avs, Knigits and Sprakledogs
>one of these will be the west half of the cups final

You have a wild imagination Poland
knights are most likely
>hail munchen

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>not on pc
Also I couldnt win a game vs CPU in NHL 02 and 07. The only I played

For me it's the Las Vegas Wranglers

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based

I'll believe the yotes when they finally actually come through. Central is more shit than the Pacific

as long as he hates pens, he's ok in my book

Official Pacifshit Standings for 2019-2020
1. Golden Knights
2. Sharks
3. Flames
4. Coyotes (WC)
5. Ducks (WC)
6. Canucks
7. Oilers
8. Kings

>Central is more shit than the Pacific
Beaner delusion everyone

Seems legit

It feels so fucking awful that I won't be able to watch 90% of the games with you guys. Only the weekend ones or 9pm polish time.

I may actually pick it up. It's been a dream of mine to play as actual alumni teams and not just Montreal from 2009. Would you say its worth buying an xbox1x for? For reference, I have never bought a next generation version I only have NHL14 on 360

wrong

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download lazyman and watch them at your leisure mate

>two pacific teams making the wild card
its gonna be the other way around again retard

Hes white tho

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You had to be there.

Done that last season. Plus some highlights to morning coffeinejew

>rusty peons

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only thing wrong is thinking the shitcific will pick up any wildcard spots and that the sharks are making the playoffs

>team rocket
based knights twitter

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accurate

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>rusy peons
you've been trying to forcing this for a year. just stop. it hasn't caught on

youtube.com/watch?v=jmdiKePVUy8

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>central is taking both wcs
Just like they did last year. Bracketnig gets more retarded by the day.

>vegas massive faggots

The only thing """we""" blasted off was 3 goal lead

That's not me retard

BULLju

the retard scored

>last hour in work
Entertain me

REDEMPTION ARC

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Right, you're the dipshit who said the central is more shit than the Pacific

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post webms you tard

He glitched with bands textures?
My girl got pretty much exact boobs. I need to get her vegas cap

Post webms

>tattoos
begone thot

>Would you say its worth buying an xbox1x for?
I'm playing on an xbox one x and I'm really pleased with it. Have around 20 days playtime on NHL 19 and also use the Xbone for Red dead/ Forza old 360 titels that are backwards compatible.

I know people like to call or EA games shit but NHL actually listen to the community (/r/hut) and make improvements very often

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They released nfl for pc, why cant they do the same with puck?

Because it is

Pics or it didn't happen
Actually you're Polish, all the girls there are stacked

based volcel

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allright lads, which one of you is in charge of nhl.com's instagram page?

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because nobody cares about nhl and ea is a pile of shit

probably cause the game isn't big enough to warrant a pc release that is profitable. FIFA and NFL prob have much larger player base

Then why did the central send five teams to the playoffs? And why did the Pacific winners almost get swept in the first round?

post the barky one

>last year

Omfg sharks faggots defend this shit....

SAN JOSE, CA- The San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) today made a series of exciting announcements regarding the broadcasts of the team's games for the 2019-20 season.
First, the team announced that seven-time gold-medal winning U.S. women's hockey star Kendall Coyne Schofield (@KendallCoyne) will join the Sharks television broadcast team as a color analyst for select games during the 2019-20 season.

A fucking woman. Are you retards for real?

So not only do you depend on refpuck to cheat against superior teams, but now you pull this shit? Fucking trash team. Kys

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weak bait

>mfw

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Correct, that was the last time any NHL games were played.

not really into sharing anything other than my car pics

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Yes we are talking about this year tho

then don't make claims if you can't post proof you turboretard

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let's hear it for karpat

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fuck karpat

>tfw no polska gf

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CAR -- PARTS
*clap clap* *clap clap clap*

>a fucking weasel

She's a wop though

damn dude did u photoshop ur eyes???

Idzkowska is not a wop name.

why are polish males always so fucking ugly and polish females super cute 8 times out of 10?

today i watched bulju score an ice hockey goal

Sorry I thought it was that Food Network chick
Are you proud of yourself?

more like pleased.

Statistically there has to be gay nhl players

Who are they

All the ones on >your team

>Sorry I thought it was that Food Network chick
are you fucknig blind?

Until they hit 30 and they become short and fat

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crosby and malkin are total faggots
this is not true

Pick a roster, look for players over 30 that are not currently married or with girlfriends.

statistical likelihood =/= certainty
when will people understand this

nigga u tryna tell me that based jagr was gay all along? get the fuck out of here

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No. She bears a strong resemblance, at least from that angle.

I would say both of us are kinda good looking
There faggot, happy?

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there's gotta be one

based kurwaposter

post butthole pix please

is that you?
very PrOgressive

put a sharpie in her pooper

Tbh you cant be a millionaire and unmarried and not be gay. Just shows a lack of effort/interest in women.

3-4 to Skellefteå AIK with 20 minutes left.

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Now we all can.

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nice juggs

>one minute of no posting
Can you guys stop fapping please thanks

Just did

Just came on your girl

Good. Just keep the hockey going

i had to finish printing your gf's picture so i could cum on it

Just fucked

nah m8 we fapping to polish lasses

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every polish porn video i've seen is just some skinny white whore pissing in the street

Tfw work buys you free pizza

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bulju will never score a goal in the nhl again

Kek. Never seen that happening desu. Try "podrywacze porn"

perhaps all the gays are in front office and coaching staff

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>wagecucks making their boss so much richer so he rewards them with a $5 pizza

Jagr is a statistical anomaly, I'm pretty sure he nailed every woman involved with hockey.

Nah it's the good shit from the local pizza shop. This is actually the 3rd free meal I've had this week and I've done about 6 hours worth of actual work in 2 weeks.

$5 LARGE pizza with any toppings

>2nd polack came in
Are you /vegas/ Jan?

tripfag and a tripflag attention whoring all thread

Doesn't sound great if you're still trying to limit your caloric intake.
Never got any more diet updates after the first few.

how can i know for certain there are two polands here?

Didn't mean it. This fucking leaf calle me a liar

I havent been eating much outside these meals desu. I'm down about 20 lbs from then though.

I don't buy it.

How about Mrs. Bracket?

stop feeding tripfags attention

fat as ever

She got a new job as a medical sales rep. She basically emails hospitals to see if they want to schedule maintenance on their equipment or upgrade.

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mailchi.mp/frntofficesport.com/nwhl-twitch

lady /hoc/ for free on twitch this season

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it’s his orbiter, he literally cannot help but defend that fat cuck

what did milan mean by this?
>Reporter: “What is it about this team, the makeup of it, that you think that you can relax, that sets up the situation where it is a good situation for you?”
>Lucic: “I think it’s a little bit, obviously some more veterans, and you know your captain and your leader is in his 30s and he’s an older guy. I had a lot of experience with that with Zdeno Chara in Boston and that seemed to obviously work out really, really well. Like I said there’s just older, veteran guys on this team."

If I were paid to harass people to buy shit I think I'd lose my mind.

Hates zoomers

imagine supporting artificially created franchise that got handed the final first year of existence and not family that shits blood and sweat every time they are on the ice and never win
yikes

imagine if marner actually gets named captain

instead you clean up shitposts on Yea Forumss for free

holy cringe

what did he mean by this?

polish posters are incredibly cringe, they're making me miss norge

poland? more like poo-land

no lad, that's India

yikes

>vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN
based

miss grease

delet

I miss my fellow devils fan

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The Polish people that live next to me constantly ride dirt bikes in their drive way and crash their cars

>>>/ass/

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fag

there is nothing gay about missing /hoc/ frens

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missing grease is forbidden

this but kippers

whadup, seething vegas dude?

I want to cum inside kippers

I want to watch hockey games

You can see her anytime you want in /box/

it posts here too lad

disgusting

you can see kippers any time you want just save this

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>Got my annual nhl.tv purchased today
>Finally feel like it's the End of Offseason
I can really feel it, ewe guise
It feels good

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Wrong photo, lad. That one's clearly shopped.

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DUDE

TEETOTALING

LICK

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*hand rubbing increases*

It's been almost a year since the >rags fan chose not to honor his bet.
He's had all that time to follow through and make things right, and he still hasn't.

>rags fag
gawd you're a moron

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i don't mind this icejew, Bettman
i like the hockey on the nhl app, I might even try a minor league this year
and lady hoc is free this year, the whole thing is gonna be on twitch
>GET HYPE CANADA

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i choose to illegally stream all nhl games

Still my favorite game of the season

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yee haw

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these made me cum

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that's not necessarily true

You're not statistically true

>ssm8

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>wtf where's my yellow card ref

Gio > McDavid confirmed

>hated now because leaf started to bully me
Fucking maple jew

>just really happy the season about the start

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Eyes Chinese when I hit the dab

poland is okay in my books to be hon.

You're learning.

How many are you?

seems like a crowd in here

po' lil poland

poland is so gay in my books to be hon.

a murder of crows
a parliament of owls
a plumber of poles

poland isn't real, it's russian land

>tbhon

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Have sex

>a number if norge

bonjour

a skilift of Norwegians

nhl.com/devils/fans/devils-goal-song-fan-vote

do not let me down, /hoc/

i can't wait till the start of the season when this place gets all international for a bit
>feels like first day of winter

got any good Polish jokes?

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youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

What if /hoc/ made their song NORF CAROLINA too?

youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18

>nhl.com/devils/fans/devils-goal-song-fan-vote

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmhNw9ohGq8
my nomination

youtube.com/watch?v=7LGTEI1RMoQ
let's do this lads

Simmonds and Subban will love this so much

youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw

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Nice thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

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I will make some tonight I promise. You guys want them in 60 or 120. Doesn't matter honestly to me but 60 is what pretty much everyone has access to

youtube.com/watch?v=TCRS4DRmf_w

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Also, which clips to you want? Want some Dave keon or Jean beliveau? Maybe 80's Oilers or 70's Canadiens

Well that was lucky.

oh hell yes

probably just a faggot ontarian

gordie howe

>finnish goal tending

Cool

youtube.com/watch?v=CCY0bAPLZ1w

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cheers lad

110% this. And they should edit the intro so it leads directly into the chorus.
youtube.com/watch?v=Bxhw-La-1O0
Dance... You're loosing control
Dance... He's stealing your soul
Dance with the devil

Or this
youtube.com/watch?v=bTauNYoEn5c

Or This
youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwFv-zYM
Yeah, because Devils will play some fucking shitty meme song you fucking stupid bastards

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>the rangers have the best prospect pool according to The Athletic

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>some fucking shitty meme song you fucking stupid bastards
Hey Baby is a fantastic goal song you spaz

Get cancer.
Stop shitting up the thread with rags. No one gives a shit about them.

What's gotten into Sweden today?

sweden got culturally enriched last night and he's pissed off

the athletic is written by wankers

Finland's cock

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this is some military grade autism

Sweden r u okay...?

fuck you nerd

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youtube.com/watch?v=6PvaKMFvZRM

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brock boeser still hasnt singed yet, lads. what's he waiting for?

>tim thomas refuses to meet barrack obama after winning championship
>wtf so racist bro horrible fucking bigot
>devante smith pelly refuses to meet trump after championship
>wow so brave and amazing!

I read most of the prospect ranking and they're pretty retarded and completely arbitrary with no explanation.

Every teams fanbase thinks differently about the rankings of their own prospects

have sex

>have sex

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epic

December 2nd.

They also come down to how they play when they come in also

>America isn't a white country!
>it's a big deal Obama got elected
How is it a big deal a black man became president

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all the zoomer RFAs want short contracts so they can get a pay raise in 4 years and the ability to walk in free agency

>needing to show webms of your meme run still

Still under contract with WWE I think

bit defensive there la

I didn't realize so many of these webms were from vegas/winnipeg games
you seem upset

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get new material btw

Why would anyone be under any obligation to come up with specific responses to seetheposts.

That may be true but don't ever use that term here again

I have several going against the knights as well

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>How is it a big deal a black man became president
Is this a question or a statement?

why was nobody covering crosby?

Yuck your new material sucks

knights defense is ass

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t. wanker

I'll make a statement out of your jaw if you question me again, boy

You leave me no choice

Why so aggressive today /hoc/?

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hey /pol/.....check this pole out

*shows dick and balls*

everyone's sexually frustrated via being incels

Ward deserved a better end than that.

Have sex

wtf bro this is a blue board
can't argue there

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Honestly pretty based fight by Reaves

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getting closer to the season. mid day seethe will be a daily scheduled event from here on out i assume

imagine being celibate when hookers are a thing

Goodnight (dobranoc) lads (excluding that one bear rapist from leafland)

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don't mispell cam warq's name like this

dzien dobry lad

right, sorry bud

>It's a nice city
Don't think I have any yotes webms though.

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>for you

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nighty night

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me on the left

everything ive read is that this doesnt apply to brock

according to McKenzie there's an irreconcilable rift between Boeser and Eriksson about which brand of hair conditioner Canucks dressing room should carry

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>when the pucks go deeper than you thought

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Fuck, I cant sleep with the thought of this smug folkydoodle in my mind

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Kiss your gf's tiddies for me

For me? It's Dylan "D-B0$$" Larkin

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and why is that

sure thing

It's gonna be Tavares without a doubt

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but they told me Tavares is elite

>same webm different feed

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cause its his injury history holding back the contract

For me, it's a saucer pass

his dad had a heartattack during the offseason and he wasnt really focused on contract negotiations for a while.

interesting. if he signs maybe the others will too

serious question:
was there ever a good leaf Yea Forums poster?

bit rude friend

I doubt it, fatboy

One or two, but they're almost always from Calgary.

there are some it's just that none of them are from edmonton or ontario

Flams bro

apparently his dad was doing a plumbing job and had the heartattack in the clients house. the person performed cpr on him and potentially saved his life.

how many poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb

is poland the country that has sausages?

about to have some re-heated kraft deluxe with kielbasa in it for dinner tonight

How obtain eesti gf?

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us and germany

become a pro model scout

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Me too

based American friends

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you know it

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>tripfags
>based
Well I guess fuck calgary as well

this tbqhwyf

I like Calgary because they aren't seetheposters who get bent out of shape about everything.

answer lies in estonian rap lyrics
youtube.com/watch?v=MGF3kdAIRtQ

You mean like sunbelt posters, leafs, and minnesotans.

reminder if somebody doesnt attach their location to their post you cant tell where they're from or posting habits of people from that area

>mad
>at me
Lmao
I like that they're still friendly even though >we own >them. Makes for fun games too.

Sunbelt posters are pretty calm, too.

Snowbelters always seethe
Sunbelt posters laugh

Until you talk about their empty stadium or bash on their favorite tripfag

Very enlightening, thank you pekka

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they're irrelevant. they have nothing to get bent out of shape about

>until you try to start shit by seething

Ah the classic subelt retort, "u mad"

Stadium's full these days.
Things are going well.

subelt more like subased

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where did you get this info from? right now duke is battling cancer

kind of surprised that lil nibba still has a job there

yeah the calgarian has been a beta orbiter ever since he accepted some services sans payment

>these days
i guarantee that the pnc arena stands are fucking empty at the moment

Well gee I'd hope so it's the off season

I think he hasn't reached his ceiling yet but I guess we'll see

Don't worry they will be empty in a month as well and then he will just say, "Uh well it's just the beginning of the season."

I like you back bby

then why did that poster suggest otherwise?

what a random team to pick and assume he meant, user

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Unoh its another poster

the cancer triggered a massive heart failure because of a blood clot. his dad has a ton of health issues. his dad has had cancer twice, parkinsons, and a heart attack. no wonder brocky gets hurt so easily.

>hugfest posting
cringe

>stands are fucking empty at the moment
At 5:30 pm on a Thursday in early September?
I think you might be right.

How did gookmoot know?

>complain posting
Yikes

/hoc/ only really complains about one sunbelt's teams empty stands
it really wasnt much of a random guess at all

t. Moronton

Nepotism and affirmative action in it's purest form

let's keep it non-gay, lad

What a dumb fucking post sweden. Don't you have anything useful to post?

is this time in question not a part of "these days"?

*hugs you too*

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>cringe
>yikes
>based
>epic
>shant
>reddit
>seethe
>cope
>redpilled
>boiling
>shoot

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sweden is schizophrenia posting again lads

Nibbatism, if you will

sunbelt more like cumbelt (cause i came on your moms face)

im going to assume you dont see the irony in this post

sign the man, kyle.

you forgot grim

You mean Florida? Or Arizona? Maybe Dallas?
It's almost like you let one team live in your head rent-free and then subject the rest of /hoc/ to it as if it's on everyone else and not you.

Tick tock wonderboy.

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I do it was kind of the point. I'm glad you picked up on it desu. Now stop complaining.

ok don't worry I was only being gay ironically

Hurricanes are shit they didn't win a single game against boston their fans are non existent their celebrations pathetic and their hockey team is a joke

Being unable to understand idioms is a sign of autism.

>ree

I think Sam got a proxy

yay we did it again
now to blame everyone else

Hurricanes are based and redpilled

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I'll kiss your dad's balls

>storm surge

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Hurricanes are great they won lots of games against washington their fans are cool dudes their celebrations fun for everyone and their hockey team makes me want some chicken from that one restaurant forgot the name but it looks good

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thanks, friend

Bojangles

Who are you talking to?

do you ever worry that you're retarded but no one is telling you?

Bojangles is unironically a better version of Popeyes.

>tfw

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that's the one ty gonna try it when i pass through the area this christmas

Make sure to heem randy on your way through

new

holy shit it's time for a new thread

I feel the opposite

Brind'a'mour is a legend, so is Mike Commodore. Canes are my #2 team

don't forget legendary tendy cam warq

only two of those three teams struggle to fill the stands
zero of three ever both trying to defend their failure

should i post figures from the regular season to prove my point? or are those not part of the idiom?

Florida makes ploffs this year