>Sporting, Paços and Belenenses have already fired their coaches subedition
Find out which Portuguese team you should be supporting. Many teams here, from Liga NOS to lower amateur leagues.
Anyway, International break. Our games:
>Serbia, Saturday
>Lithuania, Tuesday next week
Both at 19:45
Watch our league and support our NT
>btw, that is the original Belenenses, and I like Maritimo's old badge more
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fuck varandas
Fuck, let's see if this one is better
>they don't remember what happened last time Vitória SC fans decided to stay out of the stadium
youtube.com
4th for magico braga
If by hating the Big 3 I can OD on Pastéis de Belém, I'm a Belenenses fan now.
>are you jewish
>not freamunde
>random right-wing and anti-socialist
>???
Jews traditionally live in the Castelo Branco-Belmonte-Covilha area. Covilha also has the Jewish star. And fuck Freamunde desu
Cavaquistão
just wanna thank tuga bros for lending us this legend
all hail MISTER
Posso comer Pastel de Belem sem torcer pro Belenenses?
For me, it's Vitória de Guimarães
>all hail BÓÇE
Fix'd for you
>quer comer pastéis de belém mas não quer torcer pra time lisboeta
se mate
B O A S T A R D E S
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V
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Larga a bebida, Timofte
too much information
calm down niculae they weren't that bad
Where's B. SAD?
VAI TOMA NO CU
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B SAD won't last for long, no need for them
be advised that JJ's personality leads to an intense love-hate relationship by the fans
Early faggot edition
Not a real club.
go chess my cum
Is he leading Brasileirao?
Yeah, and in the semi-finals of the libertadores. If jj somehow manages to win both competitions he deserves a giant statue outside of the maracana
N
A
G
A Siren
Lads i really really like Sporting CP
yo who dis dany mota?
a man denied 2 europa leagues
he'll win it all this time
looks like i'm either a boavista or an oriental lifelong then, which one should i bandwagon?
How likeable is Moreirense?
used to be very likable when they played good football with players that dabed on benficucks, now they're just another crap club
Boavista so you can bully every other non big 3 fan by reminding them that their clubs have ZERO leagues
They are from Moreira de Cónegos, a tiny village in the outskirts of Guimarães. Somehow managed to win the league cup in 2016 so it made them a bit more respectable.
Fun fact: Their stadium has a capacity of 6000, although Moreira only has a population of 4800 people.
>no pasteleira
>no barreense
>no campomaiorense
D r o p p e d
>no campomaiorense
>no what I presume is Barreirense
Dizia para voltares a ler, mas como deves ser de Pasteleira nem isso deves saber
thank you
meant torreense
also missing ramaldense AND leça
embarrassing tbqh
>bandwagon
Mate >we haven't won a trophy since 2001 and won't be competing for one for a long time. Best we can do now is fight for an european place so if that suits you take the chesspill.
On the other hand Oriental never won anything and never will so pick your poison.
>m-meant Torreense
>missing Leça
Volta para o 1°ano
the gf
who's he?
vem a francos o mano, os meus primos e eu estouramos-te o corpo todo
Andreia Sofia Matos
>won't be competing for one for a long time
everyone's got a shot at the cups
Not if you can't even reach the league cup group stage for the 5th consecutive time and get dabbed on by lower league opposition in the taça.
Xev Bellinger
the flag says Romania but it could easily pass for CHAD
based coomer
Stephanie McMahon
Se fores de Lisboa, por favor encontra-te comigo, Eu quero que te venhas assim para cima de mim.
For me, it's Casa Pia.
based
reported to the FBI
>gondomar
>no convicted
doubt
also, you shouldve included freamunde, and shouldnt mafra be the one with baltazar and blimunda?
Baseado
Plural is hepatitises
How would your family react if you brought a Chinese girl home?
My father is racist and would probably tell her to go back to her country.
I wouldn't bring a Chinese girl home.
Que feia cruzes credo
Luckily I'm not a bet and would tell my dad to fuck off
They would like it. They're very cute haha!
Definitely Luso-asian. You can tell by the skin color.
they would only care if I dated a black girl or a german girl.
She's br idiot
So probably from SP and a Luso-Jap.
Need to start watching Portuguese football. Lots of Portuguese in Toronto.
Or luso-jap-tupi-italian-polish-jap-bakongo
So a proper Brazillian.
Go watch a game at the Benfica or Porto "casa". They're right next to each other.
>They're right next to each other.
fucking plastics
Há algum programa que mostre resumos/golos dos jogos da 2ª liga e abaixo, ou só há resumos da Liga Nos? Sente mal não haver resumos de quase nada, os ingleses até resumos da 5ª divisão têm.
A Sportv?
queria uma portuguesinha pra fazer carinho na cabeça dela
Youtube do Canal 11. Não sei se tem de todos os jogos.
Eu quero fazer o mesmo a uma kuruminha.
Queria uma brasileirinha de franja para cantar Os Mutantes no trânsito na melhor cidade da América do Sul
>german girl
explain
lol.não
Só tem da Liga revelação e dos jogos do CNS que transmitem.
mm comfy Hassan Nader
my sister is studying in germany and she tells us how 90% of german girls are insane. Girls that are 100% othodox and dont fuck till marriage (in college) and want at least 5 kids, girls that come to spain/portugal and try to find a spanish/portuguese bf so they can live in the bfs country, i could go on forever.
>girls that come to spain/portugal and try to find a spanish/portuguese bf so they can live in the bfs country, i could go on forever.
that's a sign of stupidity
quem me dera uma feia como aquela
Puto comer cona é mui fácil. Fala de anime com elas sem medo
só anime??? assim falo amanhã já com elas
O canal da liga portuguesa no youtube faz um magazine de cada jornada da segunda liga com resumos de todos os jogos youtube.com
O site da sporttv transmite todos os jogos da segunda liga no match player , excetuando os jogos em casa do Benfica e Porto B e os que dão ao fim de semana de manhã na box.
Faz a barba, usa um bucket hat, fuma um nite, põe um pouco de perfume (no corpo, não na roupa) e discorre sobre os teus animes favoritos
>O canal da liga portuguesa no youtube faz um magazine de cada jornada da segunda liga com resumos de todos os jogos youtube.com
not bad
>tripeiros sendo grunhos
kek
Is the atmosphere good? Heard of the Benfica. How is the food? Can I get Sagres?
>sporting
The Benfica house*
The Porto equivalent doesn't have a website unfortunately
>burger tetra
Holy fucking based.
I've never been but the atmosphere should be decent. Expect a lot of boomers yelling at the screen.
The food should be good and I'm sure you can get Sagres. If you want Super Bock you'll have to go next door.
BASED
There are similar venues for Serie A clubs, I'm sure. I bet they're mostly Juve, Inter or Milan places unfortunately. Greeks don't even watch their own league.
lads I feel a scent of burn in my house but nothing is burning. what should i do? I live in an apartment
That happens very regulary. It's just a problema de juntas.
Ummmm indeed they do sound crazy.
Know where I can find these german girls? For science of course.
I think it's the forest fires, wind is pushing the smoke your way
Sleep tight /tugão/
no, fuck you. sleep is for the weak.
fuck handmelon
It's a shittier version of rugby
i want to eat some melons
Just go to the German college campus. They lust for the Mediterranean bvlls. They can smell you from a mile away
Take a shower
For me it's Academico de Viseu.
They look a bit shit though, maybe I should reroll.
VAI TOMAR NO CU ACADÉMICO
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2-1 Serbia wins
>take shower in munich
>it's 40 degrees so you start sweating bullets 20 min later
Redpill me on Varzim SC and V Guimares.
based and redpilled
Varzim: team from Povoa de Varzim. Vikings Larpers, you will see what they claim are Viking runes in their street signs. A town of fishermen, up until recently they had a caste system based on what you fished, and you couldn't, for example, marry a member of a different caste
Vitoria de Guimarares: the most loyal fans in Portugal after the big three. Hate Braga and, for some reason, Boavista with a passion. Former capital of Portugal, back in the Reconquista days
Nice. They both sound pretty cool.
>after the big three
they're more loyal than big three customers
>for some reason, Boavista
rivalries from the 80s and 90s when both teams would regularly complete the top 5 after the big 3
Since he called viking larpers to the Varzim lads, we may as well call vimaranenses medieval knight larpers. They love to make reference to our first king, D. Afonso Henriques. The King is a key figure in Vitória's club identity.
oh and then there's Braga fags who are Roman larpers
marketing stunts...
Don't forget Sporting larping as teenager girl.
>V Guimares
Spaniards.
vimaranenses still butthurt af with the match in Vila do Conde
Will this become a new rivalry?
Cerveira lifelong apparantly.
doubt it, VSC fans disregard clubs with small fanbase
CERVEIRA MENTIONED
vasco
baseado
If you cunts play your home game against the 3 eucaliptos in another stadium yes, we'll fucking hate you
that's portoposter you're talking to
Rio Ave got no fans here
>not taking cold showers in summer
we get it, you're poor and can't afford hot water in quefrolandia
>we only have to stop Ronaldo
What did Sérvia mean by this?
They spent the 90s watching FC Porto games because of Drulovic, and, like in the 90s the only way to stop Jardel from scoring was stopping Drulovic from crossing to his head, they think the way to win is to stop Ronaldo TV
>"user, you will support us in our game against Gremio, right?
of course. Jesus wills it.
Of course i'm a lifelong Flamengo fan for 2 months
Do people in Coimbra even watch football? Is it all disinterested students?
Is Braga a nice place to live?
Sorry but the other user convinced me that my heart belonged to Bahia.
>Is Braga a nice place to live?
Probably the fairest place to live right now due to the high rents in the major cities.
No its full already, stop driving the rent up
yes
>Is Braga a nice place to live?
Yes if you like monkeys
what do you mean
zuccas
but they pretty much infested every mid to big size city already
Who here listens to /chicodatina/?
youtube.com
ganda drena mpt
>melhor jogador do Flamengo foi um flop no Benfica
>eish, em Poretougale, u Felamengoo d'sPUTArrea u t'tlo a brncare. 'Ferente d'toh ds
Ele sabe o que está a fazer. Faz isso em todos os clubes por onde passa. Galvaniza a massa associativa.
Isto. Muito xadrez quadridimensional já ele jogou.
vai se fuder, macaco
>quando deixas o Porto ganhar um tricampeonato só com uma derrota, vais buscar o Roberto para garantires que te fodes, e emoatas com o Estoril e depois perdes o campeonato de proposito no ultimo minuto só para seres o primeiro treinador a ganhar um bicampeonato com o Benfica desde o Sven-Goran Erikson
Muito bem visto
Tu és memo fudido
i thought they hated braga?
alguem aqui ja recorreu ao apartadox ou a algo semelhante?
Que é isso?
À tua mãe
é um site com acompanhantes
Não, mas já vi um filme francês sobre uma gaja que perdeu os tres com um alemão e tornou-se numa puta menor de idade só porque lhe apeteceu
Também vi outro filme frances sobre uma mãe querer foder o filho e arranjar-lhe uma puta para ser namorada dele, e o Nuno Lopes apareceu nesse filme a fazer de médico espanhol sem aviso
>e o Nuno Lopes apareceu nesse filme a fazer de médico espanhol sem aviso
clássico Nuno
e sobre gajos que vão às putas?
O segundo é Ma Mère. Qual é o primeiro?
O melhor é que vi o filme na CMTV. Nuno Lopes a aparecer do nada
O gajo do Leopardo vai às putas porque a mulher benze-se depois de foder
Jovem e Bela
FACTO ENGRACADO: O puto de 14 anos que fazia de irmao da puta principal papou-a na vida real.
Went straight to sporting espinho
Ah, já ouvi falar mas nunca vi.
é legal ir as putas?
Tudo é legal se não fores apanhado.
What a shit post, you fucking ruined it.
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existe o risco da pj arrombar a porta do apartamento em que a puta està a anteder?
>muh digits
Fuck off reddit.
Sim. E depois enfiam-te o cassetete no cu.
sabes se em Portugal tambem existem mulheres policia a fazerem-se passar por putas para apanharem os gajos?
Não, só policias machos a fazerem passar-se por traps que se fazem passar por putas
Ó seu conas, ganha um par de tomates, faz-te homem, e vai mas é à berma da estrada, que é mais barato e ninguem te chateia
Porque é que é ilegal EU PAGAR com o MEU dinheiro obtido com o MEU sacrifíco e o MEU suor a uma mulher/homem para terem relações sexuais COMIGO?
mas essas putas não são certificadas pelo apartadox e costumam ter doenças, além de que é muito inseguro porque pode aparecer o chulo para me assaltar
Porque elas não estão sindicalizadas/não têm uma Ordem
O BE devia começar a sua jornada para ter uma central sindical só deles criando o Sindicato das Putas
mas é mesmo ilegal ir as putas? ou apenas ser puta é que é ilegal?
Chulos é só nos States e na Damaia, na Parvónia é negocio independente
Usa presevativo
>Porque elas não estão sindicalizadas/não têm uma Ordem
Foda-se, não podem trabalhar por conta própria? Passam recibo e no fim ainda descontam para a SS.
Mas é mesmo ilegal comprar drogas? Ou é só vender que é ilegal?
Olha, é legal ires a Bragança bateres uma punheta no carro enquanto uma brasileira mulata mostra as tetas na varanda do apartameno do bairro social
Wtf, porque é que não posso fazer isto em Lisboa? Centralismo was a mistake.
O que é ilegal é ser chulo
Espero que sim. Imagina foder uma policia.
Em Portugal, depende.
Em Portugal é legal e até encorajado venderes orégãos a fingir que são drogas a turistas e putos burros
Lusitano Évora ou Barreirense? Quem escolher?
Lusitano Évora. Margem Sul é merda
(Não me estou a referir a ti, Setibalposter)
He probably knows it's bullshit but it doesn't matter.
JJ is a showman. He loves the attention and we love watching him. He a coach and an artist.
Not legal enough but yeah.
>violet
>selling is legal
>buying is illegal
É verdade
No Jovem e Bela a puta não foi acusada de nada (tambem era menor de idade) ma s os clientes dela iam ser todos caços
>Norway
>up to 2700 or 6 months
Oh no, the dreaded Norway prision! How will I survive in a place that only has Black Ops II!?
>(Não me estou a referir a ti, Setibalposter)
Claro que não. Setúbal é margem norte
Well, it works. They have a really low rate of recidivism (the probability of a prisoner engaging in the same behavior once he is out) and have one of the lowest crime rates in the world and only have like 4 or 5k prisoners.
Turns out rehabilitating prisoners instead of putting them in cages works.
>pink
being a whore is alright so lets punish men
>red
being a whore is wrong, wanting to fuck whores is acceptable
You realize no one wins when the customer is punished right?
Prostitutes want their trade to not only be legal but regulated as a normal job. There is no grand conspiracy to hurt men.
>Turns out rehabilitating prisoners instead of putting them in cages works.
Who would've guessed.
Disgusting whale.
Se tem site na net que aparece noo google, estás safo
apparently Desportivo das Aves
using my knowledge of Romance languages is that Birds of Sport?
Péssimo post
Bom post
Q dlç
Não
apartadox.com
Se lhe pedir para me furar os colhões com os saltos dela acham que ela aceita?
>Q dlç
umas fotos desta acompanhante
apartadox.com
Parece feia
OK as mamas são falsas e esses pêlos púbicos são nojentos
>special occasions: swing clubs
>pedes-lhe para fingir que é tua namorada/mulher
>encontras um casal
>fodes a mulher do gajo sem ele saber que está foder uma acompanhante
telefona a perguntar e posta aqui a gravação
E o guito para isso tudo?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hmmmm, I'm only getting Guimarães or Braga but they're rivals apparently. Braga have a comfy stadium tho but Guimarães have the best badge.
O /tugão/ faz uma vaquinha e os trips decidem quem vai lá fodê-la.
BARREIRENSE CARALHO. MARGEM SUL É MERDA O CARALHO VEM DIZER ISSO NA MINHA CARA FILHO DA PUTA.
Do you prefer being called a Spaniard or a Moroccan?
Barreirense é merda
Margem sul é merda
CUF é menos merda porque ao menos dava emprego e ia à Europa
Eu
>scripting
OH, FODA-SE!
Margem Norte é merda. Um dia sucumbirão todos ao inigualável poder da Margem Sul. Por mim construia-se uma muralha, uma grande muralha a separar Lisboa da Margem Sul. Era ver Lisboa secar, sem ninguém para trabalhar.
I'm partly Italian so I've been known to be mocked as a North African if that helps, I'm guessing Braga then?
You are now officially reddit. What do you have to say for yourself?
Não, compreendeste-me mal.
Lisboa também é Margem Sul.
I was wondering. Has B SAD ever been technically relegated?
>Lisboa também é Margem Sul.
Nani?
Quero um pretinha para venerar todos os dias. Beijar todos os cantos do seu corpo. Como arranjar uma?
No
But without Silas and, assuming they won't be getting Petit, they are as good as in Segunda
Vens aqui à Moita e eu levo-te ao Vale da Amoreira. Tens pretas para todos os gostos.
So has there even been cups or just hyped up friendlies between your clubs and brazilian clubs?
/int/ question, difference between your Portuguese and Brazil's? Only one I've been informed about is what you call cell phones.
>Benfica
>Porto
>Sporting
>B SAD
elite company, the B in B SAD stands for BASED. As in BASAD
1. Some were a bit.
2. Like comparing Big Juicy Watermelons to Oranges.
Don't forget Tondela
Fuck sake. The chart should of specified who's the reddit team now I look a proper cunt. Is being a Braga fan worse than the big 3?
>should of
No, supporting Braga is the contrarian thing to do. They are too small to win the league but big enough to look like they might do it. And they look like Arsenal, and Arsenal is reddit.
They are literally called "Arsenalistas". The eternal fourth place.
Guimarães it is then. Fuck Braga and fuck reddit.
It's Vitória, not Guimarães
What's the average iq of /tugão/ and where do we rank compared to other generals?
If Vitória had a decent board and a decent sporting plan the would win the league ealrier than Braga.
I'm 134
Based Spaniard.
And this: Vimaranenses hate when people call it Guimarães.
We watch football, discuss religion, discuss politics, discuss niggaolitcs and post fofinhas. We post in portuguese and english. So it's safe to say our IQ is around 80 ish average.
Redpill me about the Santo Tirso region, amigos. Also: Aves ou Tirsense?
Without a doubt the general with the highest IQ.
I just call them Vitória because I don't want the Wh*te Ang*ls to kill me while I'm asleep.
other generals
vocaroo.com
us
vocaroo.com
How do we feel about our NT?
In theory, this is easily the strongest squad since 2006 yet our play is still... mediocre it seems.
You have to trust Engenheiro Fernando Santos.
we played well vs netherlands
It will be better 5 years from now
We will win a world cup next decade
apartadox.com
Meu deus do céu.
just came back from mcdonalds
update me on french fries to Burger King FC transfer saga
Santo Tirso... industrial area but has felt the effects of last crisis. Anyway, Aves is a meme team. Tirsense used to be in the 90s, but they are now in the lower leagues
I think a Saint was born there in the 900s or something
Our Golden Generation would lose against this squad. And even though we usually have very "meh" performances, they have been getting us to where we want to go.
>apartadox.com
O QUE É NACIONAL É BOM CARALHO
Vitoria then my bad.
Yeah doubt that'll be happening anytime soon tho. Atleast they're in Europa league so I'll be able to watch them hopefully shit on arselol
>Our Golden Generation would lose against this squad.
Don't say that or boomers will ruin this thread
This, but Cancelo instead of Semedo, and Dias instead of injured Pepe
Just our current depth squad alone blows Golden Generation out of the water.
lissen here you lil punk the only reason we didn't win 2006 was because we unironically got refballed against France
By 2022 Nuno Tavares will be our left-back.
Don't fall for that meme bro. Another Svilar.
What do people think about the possibility of Gabriel playing for the NT? (Putting aside the fact he's Brazilian)
>Gabriel
Even if he gets citizenship we have in our squad far better players already. What's the point?
He does have citizenship, which is why I asked.
he's good but jesus how many midfielders can a single team have?
I don't see him getting called up.
Have you done the math? If we don't win against Serbia we can say bye bye.
Remember dyego sousa? the point is to make him worth more than he actually does so Mendes can get a bigger cut when he sells him
Curious about /tugão/'s musical taste. Post music.
Well, there is that.
>youtube.com
My god, Twain..
>this video was brought to you by alfonso
Eu quero uma mulata como essa da thumbnail.
pesadíssimo mpt
ca puta de testo oh maninho
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free
cortesia do Yea Forums
youtube.com
"You quije ua burgalesa i eilha nun me quijo a mi"
história da minha vida
Bom post. Não conhecia. Vou ouvir mais.
Tá um calor do caralho maninhos. Parece que finalmente chegou o verão.
Toda a noiteeee
TODA A NOITE
a cena mais popular que eles fizeram foi isto, que volta e meia toca nas universidades
youtube.com
banger
diep.io/#9397935600A6F699DE
juntem-se maninhos
yeah im not clicking that
é só um jogo maninho
>diep.io/#9397935600A6F699DE
what's the best weapon and perks?
idk just look up builds
How many drunk lads on /tugão/ tonight?
Thanks! Have some relatives in the area.
(Por que estou falando nessa língua de corno? Obrigado, amigo tuga.)
matei o mongoloide dos drones
o que faz a sniper?
dá-te mais raio de visão.
sorry lad
i only drink water and choccy milk
fica perto que eu ajudo-te
why did i spend so much time playing this shit
Svilar never had a good match. Tavares had a first match as great as Sanches'
With his characteristics? No we don't. He wouldn't be a starter but would be useful
Doubt he feels comfortable doing so, at least for now - and rightfully.
We're all midfielders and we all had long hair during the 80's
BASED I GOT PORTO. ITS MEANT TO BE
>Yeezus é o melhor álbum do milénio
Cringe, mas patricio por gostar de Sakamoto
Ruben Vinagre is and will be the better player
Whats has hapened to this general
I dont recognise it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
But is life worth living for
The dream is dead
Our general is gone
There is a hole in my hearth
And i cant go OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
There are to many crossboarders
(crossboarders)
At my tugão(tugão)
This was our general
Our dream(our dream)
And they have taken it all away
They just keep coming and coming
Croosboarders
I try to stop them and call the mods
But even the jannnies
Are crossboarders
In my tugão
>eles não ouvem Sangre Cavallum
mouros degenerados fora daqui
como se alguém trabalhasse em lisboa
Manos tou a pensar em fazer kickbox, há no bessa que é perto de casa. Vale a pena? Eu nunca agredi uma pessoa na vida
Se vives perto dos bairros e nunca te agrediram na vida não vão começar agora
O plano é tornar me sócio do Boavista e fazer uma tatuagem a dizer Boavista 1903 no braço. Assim nos derbis tiro a camisola e faço os port*stas tremerem de medo pois o boavisteiro bvll está presente
baseado
Quando tiveres corpo para isso acho que o Porto já não precisa de jogar com o Boavista nunca mais
Muito bom.
fiz judo mais de uma década e só andei à porrada uma vez na vida
nunca mais uso judo de competição em alguém, ainda vou para a prisão
fucking lmao
alguém vai ver o nosso bvll vimaranense a arrear em mouros, hoje?
>pic related
Literalmente quem?
fodaaaaaaa-se quem é que se peidou?!
quem tem as mãos amarelas
A que horas dá isso e como posso ver?
Achas que ele tem potencial para chegar à UFC?
>A que horas dá isso e como posso ver?
o main card começa às 3 da manhã, e o gajo é para aí a 2a luta
ainda não descobri, vou procurar streams na altura
>Achas que ele tem potencial para chegar à UFC?
talvez se ganhar o torneio onde está a competir, está com a team do mcgregor e do lobov, anda a trabalhar bem o marketing
Que aconteceu ao outro tuga que levou knock-out em 10 segundos?
o fialho?
vai lutar na PFL dia 10 de novembro
F
edgy neofolk nationalists
>/tugão/
are you not ashmed to use names created by brazilian to call to a portuguese competition? is this what Portugal became?
Volta para o /int/ atrasado mental.
>tugão is a brazillian made up name
sai de casa mais vezes
Baseado
SAI DA FRENTE GUEDES
nice offside goal to tilt the serbs
>Ronaldo only manages to score if he's offside
Nice
I really really like Engenheiro's use of Carvalho
I have also always liked how Guedes acts like a robot. He's the future
>people are finally starting to take the carvalhopill
based
Welcome to the GUEESE, Dramé
Always rated WC. He is so composed it's scary. Also he is gay, he can't fool me. Takes one to know one.
is it the moustache?
The moustache and only taking pictures with his dog.
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