/heem/ Dustinshallah Edition

/heem/ Dustinshallah Edition

Upcoming events:
9/7 UFC 242 Khabib vs Poirier
9/7 Bellator 226 Bader vs Congo
9/14 UFC Fight Night 158 Cowboy vs Gaethje (free money, Gaethje ko's in 2nd round)

News:
>Dustin vows to behead Khabib then take a nasty Kuffar shit down his neck Inshallah
>Dana White still refuses to acknowledge Ferguson as the next title contender. Suggests Iaquinta rematch instead
>BJ Penn signed for another match with the 3rd Street Bar. This will take place this Saturday at the 3rd Street Bar. BJ is currently 4-1 in their middleweight division
>Luke Thomas makes a fight breakdown video, spends first 30 minutes explaining how this is just his opinion and not the objective or definitive take on the subject

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youtube.com/watch?v=2cxnsciQ1BA
twitter.com/ufc/status/1169701736065503233
instagram.com/likajojua
ufc.com/event/ufc-236#7737
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>Cumbitch Niggermaddog

Based. This is the thread.

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Poofc early day then smellaturd at night. Not bad.

This guy was cringemax

Imagine dustin heems khabib and doesnt even mention or entertain mcgregor questions in his post fight interviews lol

Previous:
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gooby is old news

Dustin has good grappling

Why is it that Tony has only fought one good boxer in his career, and coincidentally that was his only loss?

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Dustin is really confident. Like he doesnt sound like every other fake confident fighter when he says hell heem his opponent. Its gonna happen bois...

>Tony
Broke his arm this fight.

just like khabib lost against the only decent grappler he ever fought

Dustin wins the match

>khabib
>losing

>khabib
>lost

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how good is Michael Johnson,not only is he the last man to beat Ferg but the only man that had Khabib rocked and nearly heemed him

Run back the tape

youtube.com/watch?v=5KiIwl_hGaI&t=642s

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Tony is the champ. Habib and Pea head are turds.

this confuses and enrages the khabibcuck

Wtf khlav kalash shaved his blond afro

>no ring card girl division

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I'd love to kick them in the ribs.

arianny can take a punch

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Perhaps, but the punches are just there to set up the cock-in-the-ass.

Khabib/MJ has more views than Khabib/Conor which proves Michael Johnson is a bigger drawl than Conor

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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TED talks are shit. I watched one and it was just some fucking moron talking about some future vision he had. And he was dressed like a fucking Roman.

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Why does Usman love ducking so much? If he doesn’t fight Colby at MSG he should be stripped and deported. He needs to go back.

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Palmer is the only attractive ring girl tbqh. The black girl has good tits but kind of has a man face.

Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier

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>posting the shooped version

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Carly is the cutest

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Because ducking is the easiest way to make money while holding the belt
>why is this guy claiming to be Nigerian collecting checks and refusing to work?
Hmmm a timeless question

Smiling fedor heals all wounds.

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best boy

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>tfw won the story of every fight I ever been

justin "i'm going to defend by moving my head towards your hands while i cover up my face with my hands" gaethje


thawlts on when his cte will be apparent?
will it be before he retires?

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He probably wants to fight an actual needle mover like Masvidal, not a larper

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He's accepted the cte
He's sacrificing his life for our entertainment

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It's already pretty apparent.

Usman LARP's as a nigerian. Its the perfect match up, frendo

name 1 good khabib win

name 1 good win

>Dustin wins in 2 rounds

It's happening, isn't bros?

magodev magodevov

Khabitch has literally never won a single round of a single fight

Facts don't care about your feelings

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Max Holloway def. Brian Ortega via TKO

Poortega was flushed after fighting for his life in the streets of LA

Ortega's best wins are a flushed manlet and Clay fucking Guida
He was nothing special

Are there any Somalian fighters?

Khaseizure

Oh boy he’s about to get revved again, another failed job interview

Khabibamisu

shut up spams

Khapee Poomagopoopoo

Kashartmu Poosman

It’s not your fault, Spain ruined you

He beat Moicano

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did spammy ever had sex?

Without fail, revv’d

That's a Samoan, a big pacific islander.
I'm asking for Somalians, weird looking little Africans.

lol you really are the spammer

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OH NO NO NO

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oh no one cares it's a shit fight you fucking low income dull domed zilchoh no one cares it's a shit fight you fucking low income dull domed zilchoh no one cares it's a shit fight you fucking low income dull domed zilchoh no one cares it's a shit fight you fucking low income dull domed zilchoh no one cares it's a shit fight you fucking low income dull domed zilch

can a fighter who wins the story of every fight he loses fight for the belt?

imagine if Colby gets cucked AGAIN, kek

Who's holding it back?

khabib did it

tapology.com/search/mma-fighters-by-nationality/country-so
It says Somalia. I used to work with a bunch of them that I always assumed were illegals

colbys outrageous demands are getting shot down and he's gonna call usman out for ducking

I was really hoping one of the Embeded or Anatomy Of A Fighter episodes would show some princes making instagram models doing degrading sexual stuff.

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Marty Fakenewsman ducking again

these girls all have that same bodytype of a 12 yo

This. First Tyron now Usman. In all reality, Colby is probably the issue. He thinks he's worth more than he is

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Masvidal is having trouble getting the fight with Usman too. He wants more money with base salary against Colby because he feels thats more reliable as he’s not confident the fight will sell big. With Masvidal he’s willing a lower base salary for a higher PPV and gate cut.

t. insider in the Ali circle

Shit like this is why I don't watch boxing

>confuses and enrages
It doesn't. Khabib dominated Tibau to a perfect 30-27. Cope.

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Whenever Ariel says “fight is nowhere near”

It is basically days out from being signed and announced and there’s only a couple small kinks to work out

>there are people ITT who won't cry while watching this

youtube.com/watch?v=2cxnsciQ1BA

colby is an unironic anti-drawl

Dustin Poirier is the protagonist of the anime

Has there ever been a better example of someone with X-Pac heat?

Khabib wont make weight

i doubt this fight wouldn't sell after that espn post fight interview

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ITS ALMOST TIME BROS

twitter.com/ufc/status/1169701736065503233

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Khabib lives with parents lmao
what a fucking loser

I've never seen a 12 year old look like this

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have seen plenty, they're just shorter

name 1 good khabib win in that montage

Yeah, protagonist of an anime where the bad guy wins.

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holy fuck this card is dogshit, even the main event is pretty garbage when you realize this could be Tony vs Khabib finally, fuck the UFC and theyre dogshit matchmaking

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conor "proper twelve" mcgregor
al "real brooklyn gangster" iaquinta
edson "every fight is a high light reel" barboza

and that's just three of them!

Ryan Hall is ducking me

>Ryan Hall
You shouldn't be looking past me kid

BJ Penn is ducking me

>may allah be in our favor on the scorecards

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this Liana Jojua girl is a fucking dime, at least Dana knows what i want to see

>black eyed and almost finished by a featherweight
>didn't drop that featherweight once

not trying to be an annoying cunt here but how on earth is this man going to ko khabib when he couldn't even drop a featherweight pretending to be a lightweight?

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So, if the fight goes to decision what are the chances Dustin get's a fair shake?

He literally dropped Max in the first

>dropped and finished Gay-CHEESE
>dropped and finished EDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Max slipped

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Give me one good reason Justin Gaethje

he didnt

gaethje literally has zero defence and gets hit in the head a million times
alvarez is old and his chin is shot and he has been dropped a million times already

for really he has no chance he will be so gased and afraid of the takedown to box him in the third, past the third round he has nothing else to do than get wrestlefucked for 10 more minutes. Tony is the only man on lightweight who can defeat khabib (and any top 6 welterweight)

Her training partner is a b-b-beast

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casual

If he lets it go to decision they won't even look at the scorecards. No way they let an American win the belt over Khabib in a stadium full of sweaty towelheads.

bro we need to sort this out
i won't make 155 so let's do it at catchweight
172lbs
you've never fought anyone like me motherfucker

How do heemsters rate Dustin's power? Do you think he can KO Khabib with 1 (one) punch?

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easily. Conor already cracked his chin. Khabib gets a Stipe/DC 1 style flushing on saturday

he's a great volume striker, not one puncher he will have to go through the storm anyways

Yeah, with an uppercut.

Wrongs

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sick of kebabs and fergnerds taking their seething out on my boy michael johnson. please be nice to michael.

i like Johnson but he's utterly flushed now

Imagine if Brazilians had access to suicide vests. I'd rob Dustin too if I were a judge.

he literally didnt


ufc.com/event/ufc-236#7737

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Dustin heems Khabib with a knee

Johnson almost koed Gaethje in first round. His power and speed are amazing but he is one dimensional fighter whom is very easy to beat if you know what to do

Buttstain PooPeeGay