/heem/: JUST Edition

If war ignites, we march towards it, we endure its fire and might, for we are brave and we are for it, fuel that aims to ignite it further, we offer blood to our swords, ask the ummah of kufr of the outcome.

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BJ Penn where you at?

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Why? Do they make you insecure or something?

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DUDE WEED DUDE STREET GANGS DUDE MY ACCENT IS SO RETARDED AND MY VOCABULARY IS SO LIMITED LITERALLY NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

im right here bro

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They should shut this general down until fights are happening. Breeding ground for stupidity 99% of the time.

>Larps as a warrior/soldier in one post and says actual mma fighters are cringe in the next
Cringe

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You can go to r/mma faggot.

AAAHHHH GET OFF MY LEG KHABIB

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Yikes

Poorier is definitely getting exposed.

Real fighters(khabib, makhachev, zuba etc...) are based, gangster wannabe criminal spic LARPers are not based though.

what do you want

You being included! Now fuck off right back to Yea Forums you sperg!

This is /heem/ home of the gangsters!

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gf wants to see It 2 saturday but i just want to see Poirier heeming Khabib

Dustbin will tap, khabull is on another level.

OHHHHHHHHHHH
JUST LIKE THAT
KHABIB HAS HEEMED POIRER BY FLYING KNEE

>reduced into a youtube personality/commentator

OH NO NO NO why is sonnen so damn bad??? fucking TITO submitted him

You guys don't ACTUALLY think Khabshit has a chance in heck of winning, right?

>LARPers
In what way are Masvidal and Nate larping? Masvidal came from Miami and fought in the same league as Kimbo slice and Nate came from a shitty city in California.

KHABIB GOES FOR A REAR NAKED

AND HE GETS IT!!!

THERES THE TAP!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS ALL OVER

>Nate isn't a real fighter
You actually are mentally retarded

More like a Decision (unanimous) win for Habibi.

They are LARPing as anything other than street thugs and spic criminals, UFC shouldn't allow glorification of drug gangs.

There isn't anybody in WMMA who Lola Mello couldn't facesit into submission. That's a fact.

go back

the diaz brothers are overrated loud mouths, only reddit loves them because they're brown and muh weed.

Until Henry "Little Pervert" transitions into WMMA just so he can try to get laid... literally.

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Aren't YOU brown as well, Arab?

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NOOOOOOOOO IM THE DIAMOND YOU CANT JUST KNOCK ME OUT

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You posted this in the last thread and nobody gave a fuck. It’s not funny, go seek help.

Why you been seething everyday since Masvibum lost the story?

what are the current odds lads
Looking to make some money

Dustin is +325 to +350 ML and +500 to win by knockout, +1200ish to win in the fourth round

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

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IT SOHULD BE TONY VS KHABIB NOT FUCKIGN DUSTIN

Realistically, they're fighting for the right to get butchered by Tony

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B A S E D

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(1) picks must include pic
(2) I’ve been permaheemed from this site so I’ve resorted to phoneposting. I was initially banned for using a vpn (which I don’t actually use), then perma’d for changing my IP by resetting my router. So, I’ll finish this event’s picks, but it’ll most likely be the last time since it’s too cumbersome to phonepost.
(3) I’ll open source my little pick making system if someone wants to take it over.

BASED FUCK DANA IF TONY DOESNT GET WINNER IMMEDIATELY CHAMP SHIT ONLY

Fighting bums in backyards isn't what hard men do you fucking retard I love Tony but all those guys are bums

It's like Jones in lhw. Khabib and Tony are so far ahead of the rest.

Your spic boy will get shat on by the eagle

okol garra ibn il kelb

go back to /mena/

>murimutt calling out others on being brown

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youtube.com/watch?v=YJZRsB8CsEQ

Remember this fight? Eddieeeeeeee winning until the ref separates them due to illegal elbows, and then getting caught.

Man i cant wait for khabib to expose dustbin pooirier

Alvarez was the weakest champion of all time

Matt sera was more dominant

Its amazing dustin had climbed the ranks by sheer protection from wrestlers and Tony

He is genuinely a good boxer but that's it nothing else at all

just can't see how are Anthony Pettis and Darren Till the same species let alone the same weightclass

Eddie wasn't winning and Dustin beat him in the rematch anyway so I'm not sure why you'd still bring it up

Dustin has actually been on a tear. His only recent loss is Michael Johnson, but that was a flash knockout so he technically didn't even lose the story of that fight. His move to ATT has benefited him massively. His streak is very impressive and I don't get why people don't rate him but rate all the guys he beat

who has he beat?

MJ's stand up is extremely good. That's why everyone take him down as fast as possible.

Eddie fluking his was to the championship set the LW division back 2-3 years.

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Reminder that gaethje will dominate cowboy

Pettis, Alvarez, Gaethje, Max, to name a few.

This 4 wins are better than the entire record of Khabib

can, can, can, little Max

if he can beat Khabib, Tony or Connor he can have my respeckt

Max alone would be more than enough

>Both conor and johnson defeat dustbin
>Khabib defeats both

oh no no no

Bum Pettis who diaz fathered
Alvarez who is as mediocre as Dustin
Justin also a bum hunter in the same anti wrestler mould as dustin and Alvarez
Max out of his weight class is useless csuse he cant best manlets with height and reach gains

cringe, you're going to seethe after september 7th

Based ireland

>gaethje
>can
kys

>24 fights counted
>in a 10 year period
>$2.3mln earned
>an average of less than 100k a fight
>an average of about 2-3 fights a year

thesportsdaily.com/2018/04/15/dustin-poirier-career-earnings-fox11/

is this worth it bros?

obviously that's not counting the undisclosed figures
i can't imagine it being much higher than this though
and then he has to pay his management, his gym and his taxes etc

seems like fucking nothing left for him and his family he has to feed

what's the fucking point?

why go through all of this shit when at the end of it you'll have very little to show for it?

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this&based

he walks into punches until he heems everyone even himself

Okay I've got a proposition.

Khabib beats Dustin with ease, will you then admit he's the GOAT?

oh for sure gaycheese is a munster my mans, many notable wins, never gets hit.

>The caliphate of Germany having any input

user....pls

>mma math
fuck off magomed

this bum didn't even finish 9th grade, he's just one of those "im the greatest" freaks, no one cares about his sob story, he'll be forgotten after september 7

Lol who has he beaten

Fucking nobodies

no. if he cleans out the LW top 10 he is in contention

No they are not all cans. Who the hell do you consider not a can at Lightweight if they're all cans? Be serious.

Dustin has had an incredible streak.

bro magomed is not even an Arab name

No matter what Khabib does he'll never get credit here due to heem being full of incels who are afraid of muslims

Tony and Khabib are currently not cans, Connor is a can crusher, needs to heem 3 guys to get back into the conversation

get fucked

youtu.be/ncQeWMGBdkw?t=11
youtu.be/bLN_z50PCfU?t=2

Tony khabin and old conor are the only non cans

Its a division full of names made famous by conor but they are not elite

It's like lhw where its just jones dc and a bunch of nut hangers trying to get rich and be famous by making up the top 10 and losing to dc and Jones

I would heem her with my dick in the first round

khabib already proved himself to be great, /pol/cels here will never admit it.

Gonna have to disagree pal. Saying 2 former champs and a guy who was ranked #2 lightweight and was in a 3 fight win streak are bums means you're either trying to b8 really hard or don't know what you're talking about.

Absolutely elite and correct opinion

Alvarez is a bum
Pettis is a bum

Champions or not

Conor? His only win at Lightweight is Alvarez, a guy you called a can. Wtf are you on about

Tony's recent wins include Pettis, Lee and Cowboy. He got dropped by Pettis, who you called a can and I assume you think the other 2 are cans anyway. Khabib won his belt from Al, who you probably think is a can too

How much are sheikhs paying Poirer to take a dive against Kebab?

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Oh shit man can you pull up the fight where Tony fought Alvarez I missed that one pal :^)

What do you lads think my chances are agaisnt bj penn in a street fight? I am 186cm tall and weigh 80kg 75 inch reach, don't work out and have 0 mma training. I did beat up some drunk bum on a street once.

Pettis is 4-7 since 2015

Not a bum lmao

Tony gets dropped by everyone

Pettis is a bum

Reddit is that way faggot

>cm
>kg
>inch

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no, all the GOAT candidates have a long, dominant reign with a lot of title defense and/or multiple quality wins on their record. Khabib has 1 title defense and maybe 1 or 2 good names on his record out of 27.
He'd need to break and set a new record of defenses at LW (possible) and go up in weight and become champ there (which he won't).

The more I read /heem/, the more I realize how lucky the sport is that the fans who actually pay for MMA do not share /heem/'s cancerous opinions.

0% because you have a weak chin

Eddie 2-3 since 2016
Yeah a real fucking quality fighter like tony or khabib

You UFC fags are bag boys

How do you know that?

Tony has been just getting warm up fights, and he did his job successfully unlike 90% of LW. Al has good wins, but needs to heem Cowboy in the rematch and Dustin to get the nod.

Khabib is undefeated (27-0)
Poirier is defeated (25-5)
in any given fight, this gives Khabib a 100% chance of victory and Poirier a 83% chance of victory. Because 100% is higher than 83%, Khabib is guaranteed to win

If UFC had held a LW tournament in 2017-18 it would've been on par with any of Pride's GPs

Doostain Poorier. Still hoping he gives a good account of himself but he's gonna tap fer sure

>I-....I don't like this fighter...go to Reddit pls!

user let's have a talk. How long have you been banned from /r/mma and why did you come here afterwards.

The truth is UFC held up lw for conor and made all the fags around him seem better than they are to sell you poofs fights

Its a shallow division of old bums all over 30 with tony and khabib the only legit contenders

True that would've been awesome

based and butcheredpilled

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>Tfw barboza would probably too Conor with body kicks
>Tfw gaychee would leg kick Conor into a too
>Tfw Dustin would piece Conor up in the rematch with his superior boxing

Umm...

Tko*

Thx le auto correct.

my humble apologies ahmed it's not my area of expertise

BRO JUSTIN HAS BEATEN SOME ABSOLUTE NON CANS

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Whoa what a record I'm surprised he hasnt padded it out with jim Miller cerrone and Pettis

I almost forgot al and kevin Lee

So many bog average guys to pretend are good

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Who got that good stream link?

Great now lets see khabitch's record lmaooooo

I made the first one really small since I heard Australia has really.... really.....

really.... slow internet.... and people! :^)

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Masvidal beats Tony though

Here ya are!

*pisses on you*

Yeah no shit you fucking sperg you think that was some secret

Masvican cant even beat a journeyman like queefing al

Its better.. The only 2 real tests and hes beaten 1 of them

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twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1169643391354904576

Usman being a piece of shit and ducking again, why am I not surprised?

How will you react when Dustamanaji "the Diamond Djinn" Poirhammallah locks Kumar the kuffar in the Japanese Gerrymander for 25 STRAIGHT minutes?

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Usman is a fucking clown. Just strip him and be done with it, he has 0 intentions of defending his belt.

The duality of man.

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rip pickbro you'll be missed

F

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Why would they target you like that?

I am 100% Ali wants all his athletes to stale before the first defense. Literally everyone I've done.

Holy shit at this point I’d rather have Woodley as champion again. Just fight someone already.

hajwan

Rick Ross is criminally underrated. Early 2010s he dropped fire song after fire song.

Why'd you get banned big guy?

what does that means? What hormones have to do with the cut unless you....oh no no no...piss h_t?

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>mfw khabib will forever live in shame when he loses for the 1st time as his father watches from the corner

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first time im seeing you not hatin on tony

Khabib has higher quality ranked wins than Tony lel.

Daily reminder Tony ducked Max Holloway to fight certified bum "3 loss streak" Donald Cerrone.
""""""Champ Shit Only""""" lmaooo

tick tock, kumar

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you don't know me I've been here since Cro Cop heemed Gonzaga

What the fuck

>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"

Then this happened....

>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"

You now remember this...

>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.

Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?

Kabitch ducked Cowboy.... Tony didn't

Your argument... BTFO!

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Holy shit they're all cans

so you're not the one spamming tony webms

Why is Kuntbab ducking Cowboy?

Wake up, Kuffarhea. Brown Jahannam has only just begun.

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Khabib also beat RDA (Former LW Champion) who isnt even on the list.

All of Tony's opponents have been flushed out to Welterweight.

now let's see the ranks of guys they beat at the time of the fights

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Khabib is unstoppable, dustbin will get humiliated.

Cans and khabib and Tony

Proven

slow khabib is already sleeping before dustin ko's him in the octagon

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Honestly wouldn't have made an impact then because Khabib was not Champion.

He wants the GSP fight now though. A title defense over GSP makes him the GOAT.

oh for sure, what rounds did Al win again my man

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The dajjal who has taken the name ,“kuffar”, will face a brown scented and flavored Saudi sheikh style shaft down its ajar hole to hell we would call its “mouth”

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Lads, was was playing with my bosses tape measure and checked my wingspan, measured 78 inches, I need to ask my mum to check when she finished work to be sure.

Are there any other reachlets on heem?

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Tony also beat RDA and Cowboy who were ranked top 5

You hef to be ready dustbin

soundcloud.com/abdullah-ulucay-766593371/sets/nasheed

2 and 3. Mashitbitch still looked terrible in the fight after round 1 regardless

Kumar has already been exposed. Dusthammad will create a ten trillion year caliphate.

Khabib
>i want dc to finish stipes career
You fucking faggot dirty terrorist rat
I hope dustin knocks your teeth out
I officially on team #fuck khabib
Your whole country wouldnt be able to touch stipe you inbread mountain monkey
Where are all the dagestani HW's you manlets will suck dick in bath tubes and jerk off on curtains resting over a chair

Fuck khabib
Fuck abdulkidrape
Fuck dagestan

Are you booing him??

>A title defense over GSP makes him the GOAT.
>Fighting a retired 38 year old GSP.
>In his same sport.

LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>he fell for the ufc ranking meme

Cerrone has never been top 5 at anything

Khabib is undefeated

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Khabib stop eating tiramisus

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BASED iaquinta

based as fuck

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I forgot to add....

He ducked GSP at UFC 200.... because of "ramadan".

Let me add... He won't move up and challenge GSP at 170 instead he wants GSP to nearly kill himself making 155.

Yeah, khabib.... you SURE will fight GSP one day, b!

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Khabib stipe and fedor prove Slavs are the most dominant champions

You know this

Ya seethe? russians dominate croatmutts, see fedor vs crop cop, this is why you hate khabib.

he deleted Boo-mans chin with his foot

All this wasted energy shitposting... Just to see Khabib win easily again................

Forgot crocop

God damn Slavs are incredible

Khabib generates so much seethe its honestly hilarious, i'll enjoy seeing you cucks shit all over dustbin after shilling him so much when khabib makes him tap.

>BREAKING
khabib is out
>reason
he's come out of the closet and been beheaded by none other than DUSTALLAH "blood diamond" POIRAOMAHAMANAMANAJAMMABANNAAZJETZCK

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He is retired only because no fights beside Khabib can equal his GOAT status.

Khabib is the only fight that would elevate him, everyone else in the UFC are cans.

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>khabib
not a slav retard
>steve miocheck
he's american
>fraudor
absolute trash outside of pride wrestling entertainment

Soon Stipe Miosic.Youre time is coming.Tic tac tic tac

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I'm unironically convinced Dustin is perhaps Khabib's toughest matchup to date

his dad has been in his corner before tho?

Doubt it's Colby holding up negotiations, he got fucked over last year and took that Lawler fight which was high risk.

This aspergers poster is really sad I hope he gets vaccinated and cured

No, they both want it at 155, GSP wants a belt in 3 divisions. Thats the prime motivation for the fight, aside from the opponent.

Once again Schaub fans being clueless cazzie marks.

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some hubris, I'll enjoy torturing you for eternity when "the dagestani rat" meets a timely demise in front of his father. you'll never post here again without being pissed on.

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The retard cant wrestle

He can talk up his background but if he cant use it he cant use it

don't try reasoning with him, he's blinded with hate, cant wait to witness his meltdown when khabull wins.

Its undeniable at this point

Volkanovski is coming for FW as well

steve already took magambo's soul and turned him into a white boi

Ok, women have these things called periods, also known as menstruation. Much like how women time sex with their menstral cycle they have to do the same with weight cuts, some women go through Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) when they have periods, often times this results in water retention and fatiuge among other stuff but that's not important in this context. So, it's just to do with her period and how it's gonna affect her cutting weight. Get with the times.

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we'll see

khaBULL wins by submission 4th/3rd round

lel khabib has always had that stupid ramadan rule tho

based

Yeah forgot about him. Slavs scary.

Eddie bravo(vicz)
John (ivan) rogan(owski)
Dana white is a jew
John jones (fake name both parents from monteNEGRO, his real name is Jovan Jonesovic)
Gsp short for Gregor Stepierzcxzyowski
All the best fighters are slavic

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khaKOLD is already dead

His ground game is not bad, I'm not sure why you say he can't wrestle
Don't say >Alvarez lmao
They were both gassed by that point and had traded heavy blows. Name me some other examples

khabull "the eagle" nurmagomedBVLLOV will mop the floor with dustbin pooirier

I'm saying he cant wrestle because he doesnt wrestle

If he could he would

It's not like a super power hes waiting to unleash at the right moment

When Khabib walks through Interim Champion Poirier and unifies the belts, that will be TWO (2) CONSECUTIVE RANK #1's that Khabib will have defeated, both of which are on the p4p list.

Tony Ferguson HAS NEVER defeated a Rank #1 opponent.
Tony Ferguson HAS NEVER defeated a Top 3 opponent.
Tony Ferguson is a bum and will be exposed on the grand stage.

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this but unironically

will be glorious seeing tony get exposed

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Khabib's father is going to fuck up everything bet the house on Dustin

p4p list is a meme for retards

Zabit gonna be champion too

You know Slavs are toughest man

aren't you forgetting the new lightweight champion of the world, Dustbravko Poirieropović?

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La creaturas........

What about Stiopic

based braindead abonigger

bro that's pretty racist gonna have to ask you to tone it down in fact let me help you along *heems you*

Tony lost to Michael Johnson.
Poirier lost to Michael Johnson.
Khabib finished and flushed Michael Johnson.

Long live the King.

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defensive wrestling is completely different to offensive wrestling

this is such a stupid statement. A fighter can defend wrestling without being a wrestler themselves.

Based post
I just listed the ones youd never thought never slavs like jbj and gsp

Holy mother of based

this

Fun Fact: Every ranked opponent Tony has defeated, Kevin Lee, Pettis, RDA, Cerrone have all washed up and went to Welterweight.

Mathematically, Tony has (0) ranked wins.

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kuckold "the rat" niggerberniemadoff will suck the saudi style sized shit out of dusthammad "the diamond sheikh" poirerallah's anus, and then beg for seconds life on national television for all the world to see

Good luck defending khabib wrestling my guy for sure he'll be capable when he has fuckall experience wrestling in an mma fight because he never does

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How can she be that beautiful And from South America? She should be una abominacion

>spent 2000$ betting on the eagle

this feels so right, thank you khabib, go smesh that dirty louisiana mutt.

What if they quit lw cause he teaches them theyre out of his league but theyre still the 2nd best lw

by this logic a wrestler should win every fight against a non wrestler

Wrong, khaBULL wins.

fer shure, b 100% i agree except for the part which i happened to have a slight disagreement with which would be all of it. khabib is a lil bitch and when he does a sloppy shot he's going to get wrestling SOLVED by a flying knee. khabib is scared to take it to the ground, after all, dustin is a 8 time olympic gold medalist

>Tony Ferguson will be the 3rd Rank #1 opponent, also on the p4p list
>Haters can never say Khabib hasn't fought anyone
>He will be the only person in LW to have fought everyone
>3 title defenses at this point also makes him the greatest Lightweight in UFC history

baste

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Only if you're a fucking retard who cant discern between the best wrestler and all wrestlers you fucking numb skull

post slip oh that's right you're too poor LOL!! *scimitars your head off*

Kill yourself

bit i thought wmma fighters take pills to not get period on fight camp days or during the pre-fight week
>steve

she's white

dusthammad is known for his world class pest control, khuckold will be crying his eyes out as his father commits ritual suicide after he's locked in the rhodesian ridge for 25 STRAIGHT minutes

>post slip
why? to prove something to YOU lmao, off yourself poorfag faggot, i'll enjoy making money off my favorite fighter for having faith in him, have fun seething after september 7 ;)

oh so you admit you're a liar? i will enjoy laughing at you as you lurk, too scared to post, your little can crusher sent to the shadow realm, dog.

AHHHHHHH STOP CAN-SHAMING TONY AHHHHH EL CUCUY BLESSS AHHHHHHHHHH ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE DOESNT GET GOOD OPPONENTS
*watches Tony duck Max Holloway*
NO TONY DONT BE A PUSSY NOOOOO
*Tony says he wants Poirier to beat Khabib because it will be an easier fight for him*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jesus CHRIST! You don't fucking stop do you. Post after post after post, I understand why people filter me now.

Fucking hell

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and remember Ngannou this time will beat Miosic much worse than he did to Blaydes

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1000 cock stare

Kek

Tony is a can

Slavs get dicked over in the States because they don't sell tickets, the same shit happens in boxing

nagamba is a bum honestly

>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?"

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>s-stop liking tony pls

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>ufc 242, round 5 of the main event is over, khabib has spent the last 25 minutes holding dustin down
>Confident in the judge's scorecards, he graciously jumps up to the top of the cage, the entire crowd is cheering and singing allah's praises for such a beautiful performance
>he saila into the crowd and begins being thrown into the air by oil barons, crowd surfing around the arena
>bruce buffer begins to make the announcement without him, the show must go on
>>The judges score this contest... 50-35 for winner by unanimous decision..
>Khabib can't help but swell with pride, it was easy work
>>and NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... DUSSSSHMEEEEDDDDD "ALLAH" POIRAMAJADAHAJIAZERBANANA!
>At that very moment Khabib is thrown high enough to see into the cage
>Dusallah "the Diamond Baron" Poirmohammad is taking a fat style saudi sheikh shite down the throat of a headless body
>Kumar is vaulted high once more, he sees joe rogan laughing as a replay of dusala'ah-din beheading him plays on the big screen
>The kuffar goes up for a final time, Dusultan has kumar's beloved wife! He begins a speech
>>YA KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS UGLY BITCH FOR REAL, BUT IT'D BE A BIGGER INSULT TO MY WIFE TO NOT RAPE THIS BITCH AT LEAST A FEW TIMES. I MEAN, WHAT WOULD IT SAY ABOUT ME AS A MAN IF I DIDN'T CONQUER THESE INFIDELS?
>Kumar's disembodied head is forgotten about, along with his padded record, as it rolls down an endless staircase, only to be stopped short by a boot on the forehead
>It's tony ferguson
>"Tony! I'm sorry for ducking you! Save me, PLEASE!" cries Kumar
>Tony just chuckles, Dustin already has
>With that, he stomps Khabib's skull in half, ending his pathetic life

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I love Tony and khabib

Its like dc vs stipe whoever wins im happy

I think you're talking about what we just call "The Pill" in the UK, it's a contraceptive (stops pregnancy) and stops periods for women, I wouldn't imagine that they'd take it a few days before because a weight cut isn't simply just water and doesn't stretch over a couple of days. Often times women stop having periods if they have really low BF% (bodyfat) but I'm not sure if the hormones still cause problems for them.

I'm not sure if you're baiting me or not but taking the pill affects hormone balance, that's what stops the periods happening, it can interfer with water retention and such, the pill has loads of side effects.

You didn't learn this stuff in school?

Last fight where Poirier had to beat a wrestler was Jim fucking Miller.
After that he had 3 spicy striking only matches with zero ground game.
He would've got raped by Nate Diaz late 2018 when it was supposed to happen.
Would've set him back in the division once again.
He's not even a knock out guy either so Khabib shouldn't be worried in any way.

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till looks fucking HUGE... HOLY SHIT
is fighting at mw when his redemption arc starts?
is this the great UNFLUSHING of the man who was thought to be FLUSHED?

instagram.com/p/B19dnl2llVB/

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Why is every goatfucker this weekend matched against a regular person instead of another goatfucker?

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Accurate

Recency bias has betas thinking beating max makes him a world beater

hes definitely getting flushed into a coma

>dustbin pooirier heemed by johnson and mcgreggor
>khabull beat both of those

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Robert Whittaker is 100% pure Bavarian wrestler phenotype according to these faggots

if your post is longer than 3 lines, I'm not reading that shit

Khabib is pissing his pants, puking all over the place, disgusting, probably gives up after the first punch and just lets himself get TKO'd. Heh, no such luck..... we've got insider info on the ref for your main event at UFC 242.

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jeez he's massive

Dustins best career path is losing then fighting conor in conors tune up fight

Poirier was exposed a long time ago, so him exposing kebab will be ever more embarrassing

Oh NO NO NO DC NOT IN THE ASS NO

DUSTIN IS STILL IN HIS KEK CHAIR

OH NO DC HIS DAUGHTER IS WATCHING IN THE CLOSET

ITS A GENERATIONAL KEKOLDING OH NO NO NO NO

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to show case how mvslim bvlls overpower infidels

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the penultimate cutbab.

for me, it's Andrea "KGB" Lee

oh you should imagine that.Read this and welcome to the wonderful world of weight cut

eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2016/09/20/cris-cyborg-using-birth-control-cut-weight-fight-night-95/90750282/

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Does anyone have a sad and angry manlet wojak?

The diamond my ass, dustbin is a 2$ trinket at best.

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Dustin has good grappling

just further proof that khakhold fans are cuckhold fans as well

Khabib will lose, this time

threads this week have been a mess

Dustin is an eight time Olympic gold medalist in freestyle wrestling.

Nah I mean the one where he has the big boy shirt and tears streaming down his face

>d-dustinb will finally be the one to stop khabib guise!
>pooirier gets dominated
>blahj blah blah dustinb *more excuses*

this will be conor all over again

Khabib is a shit wrestler, he gets tech'd easily by any mediocre cadet his size

I wish every year on the 1st of January they announced everyone in each weightclass and what weight they cut, the UFC check which fighters cut the highest bodyweight % in their weightclass, take the top five and make them PERMANENTLY move up in weight or just shoot them.

Either one works.

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this, he's just a known cutbabby

Dustin cuts more than Khabib.

>Khabib is a shit wrestler

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I'm honestly shocked by the amount of people who think Dustin can win this fight.

Is it recency bias?

>We live in the timeline where we get daily Chael rants
If you can't appreciate that stay out of my country you dog

No its the fact Khabib could barely squeak out a decision against fucking Iaquinta

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Thoughts on BJ Penn?

that tard loves to lick conor's balls every change he gets just like toe rogan
most are being ironic, some are delusional enough to think dustbin can win though, its just out of hatred for khabib the eagle.

shop.bjpenn.com/

>shorts for 56$

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Why is this flag so incredibly based?

Are we best friends right now?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ee5SK4sKguE&t=12m30s
Kebab is finished. There's no way around this. Either he loses to Poorier or Tony bangs him up.

Real fight fans only.

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Ok, gonna filter Saudi Arabia for a few hours until you cool down.

I think we are

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wake up Edson

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>namefag filters me

good riddance manlet

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I'm a BJ Penn VIP member.

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FIGHT

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Only after he beats Tony

$20 to get Megan Olivi to say whatever you want.

cameo.com/meganolivi

certainly this will work and its correct too but u miss the whole point. 1) The weight cut procedure is the dark business of mma and 2) Its no about the fighters who fight each other but the teams that fight each other

You see roids+weight cut technique = better cardio percentage. So from time to time they invent different techniques in weight cut most of them are obscure,noone knows anything about it,we just see the fighters on the scale.We even dont know the difference between their walking weight and the weight they have to cut.Most of the news are fake cuz they want to hide the weight cut techniques they use,the drugs etc.This is all business and fighters are the fuckin experiments

Their teams buy/sell products,sending fighters to annual body building/fitness expo.What we actually see is the fight.The fight is a 10% of whats really happening in mma and this is the reason that fans must not take this game seriously

>barely

He used that fight as sparring practice and ended up savagely outstriking a boxer 5:1 who was on a 5 KO streak (with wins over Jorge Masvidal and Diego Sanchez)

He killed the guy who viciously defeated Kevin Lee twice. The same Kevin Lee that Tony Ferguson won a fake belt off of.

Lmao at you.

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based zhang

damn. you burned him user.

Holloway should have never been in the picture. And an interim for what? He was already the interim champ before he got stripped.

Khabib has only beaten fighters who weren't able to win against him.

>wins over Jorge Masvidal
that was one of the most blatant robberies ever
>and Diego Sanchez
2017 Sanchez aka CTE retard Diego

Roasted

Wow great, it's Woodley 2.0. Another bum nigger clinging on to the strap, faking injuries. Colby will unironically make ww great again

Iaquinta lost to Cerrone though. He was out for also a year when he fought Kebab.
>He killed the guy who viciously defeated Kevin Lee twice. The same Kevin Lee that Tony Ferguson won a fake belt off of.
And Tony made the guy that bounced Iaquinta's head off pretty easily in fact quit.

It's that simple. Khabib never faced a decent opponent in his prime aside from RDJ. That is his only noteworthy victory and faggots here overrate him as shit.

AND WIN

>TD: 6/15

casuals will say ohhh he couldnt take him down. some attempts are merely level changes to mix in the striking.

holy fuck based

That fight was also on 1 day notice and Al was training for a striker in a three round fights

I was like, half joking, but I really do hate weight cutting, probably top 3 things that ruin MMA for me.

What do you mean "Its no about the fighters who fight each other but the teams that fight each other" Not sure I know what you mean?

I wish they implemented more rules on weight cutting, not even because it looks bad on the sport when you see someone miss weight but fighter health should be top priority, espescially when they are taking kicks, knees, elbows and punches to the head. Really dissapoint they allow such a terrible practise to go on.

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Just a reminder that reddit loves colby colbington and you do too faggot

>What are ground strikes
Retard

based and truthpilled

>Reminder: On September 14, 2015 the Nevada State Athletic Commission suspended Diaz for 5 years and fined him $165,000 following his failed drug test of marijuana metabolites at UFC 183

4 years later they ad this shit openly

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Khabib won the belt over the real estate agent ranked 11 at the time, you know the guy who got murdered by Cowboy, I wonder what Tony did to Cowboy

Because Khabib was suspended for a year and the division needs to move along. Hmm, almost like how Tony won his interim belt when Conor was gone for a year.

He has higher quality ranked wins than Tony, user.

Does it hurt being a casual?

>MMA rock paper scissors

In that case. Michael Johnson defeated Tony. Khabib already finished Michael Johnson.

Therefor spiritually Khabib has also finished Tony. You lose.

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justin gaethje finished and flushed michael johnson
dustin poirier finished and flushed justin gaethje

>I wonder what Tony did to Cowboy
poked him in the eye

>filename

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>RDJ

Robert Downey Jr?

Also as another user said, Conor was a Rank #1 win. Tony has never even had a Top 3 win letalone a Rank #1. You lose.

Fined all that money because he wanted to chill out. How crooked and cruel do you have to be to give that sentence.

Tony punched Cowboy after the bell and was lucky he didn't get a DQ loss

Should've trained his eye more

Ya ebn al mtnaka zobry

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conor finished poirier
khabib finished conor

Getting Costa vibes here

Almost like Tony fought on the same card Kebab and Cokenor fought, so there was no need for the UFC to have scheduled another fight in the first place. And Khabib should have been stripped, plain and simple. He held off the division through his own actions. How is that justifiable when Tony was stripped for breaking his knee?
Really? He beat Coke Conor who was out for 2 years and way past his prime and Iaquinta who took the fight on short notice, similarly 1 year out. And as far as Barboza goes, he fought him much later, a washed up version of him.
We using MMA rankings? Wtf is this reddit shit? We both know Conor wasn't even top 10 when Khabib fought him in reality. He came of

>2 and 3
for sure eating all those shots to the head and landing the occasion leg kick won him those 1 hunnie percent

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MMA teams decide the division that a fighter will compete.Its all about points.The more points they earn form the fights every year the better "products" they buy to a better price.The more gyms they open,the more kids coming to them or amateur fighters,the most experienced stuff they hide,the best place in ufc cards and the better cards they get

Nice outdated picture, also Khabib lost to Tibau while Tony finished Tibau, does this logic work?

Dustin broke Pettis by scrambling into mount and you guys don't rate his grappling?

GADOOSH!

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holy fuck based

>Khabib lost to Tibau
we're reaching levels of delusion that shouldn't even be possible

Dustin and Pettis are both bums

i think they sacrificed Diaz to open this market due to the peoples protest against the ban

These all look like street fighter 2 post fight sprites where they're all beat to shit.

Make it happen photoshop gods

Khabib/Johnson has more views than Khabib/Conor

I think that confirms Johnson is a bigger draw than Conor

>conor was rank 1
rank 1 but he was inactive for 2 years with only 1 win in that division. If I recall correctly he had dropped to rank #2 but went up to #1 before the fight with Khabib.
Rankings mean nothing, fucking Canor is still #13 in the p4p and #3 in the LW

Seethe

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>A ranked 11 real estate agent coming off a one year layoff with one day notice is a better win than former champion Pettis
Also this doesn't include Cowboy, who is objectively a better win that Conor "1-1" Macgoobert. And Tony finished Edson while Khabib failed to.

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Tibau won that fight, you're dumber than expected

Based beyond belief

This. How the fuck is Conor off from 2 years binge a better win than Cowboy?

He was P4P #2 as well.

Then why is the fight listen as a win for khabib?

Khabib will continue to be undefeated

It's not hard, you do it

Because he was undefeated at the time and was a "close" fight

Pettis and Cowboy literally were on 3 loss streaks shortly before fighting Tony and on the verge of being cut.

They are literally off a loss as we speak.

Absolute cans.

this
so khabib won

He must AT LEAST beat Dustin and Tony for consideration

>How is Conor a better win than Cowbum Cerrone

So are we simply pretending to be retarded now?

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Interesting, how do you know this by the way?

>and was a "close" fight
wasn't a close fight at all

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Who else excited to see Taisumov fight this weekend?

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He won the scorecards but not the fight
Did you not see my quotes?

uh, because Conor was the LW Champ and never 'lost' the belt?

are you mentally retarded?

Ive found it. The most retarded flag on /heem/.

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Tony's skills lie in his ability to gain strength after taking damage. He's human rage mode

>He won the scorecards but not the fight
says you, khabib won, get over it.

He was 2-2, zero title defences, coming from a 2 years absence.

Shut up retard.

This is Conor's only win at 155

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He doesnt even look fully white, which is what I don't get when people claim he's fully white.
Maori's Represent!

>it was certainly a fight

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CONFIRMED!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ
youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ

BREAKING NEWS: Khabib out of UFC 242! Dana White is rushing to find a replacement! The belt will be on the line and Khabib has been stripped! The fight is now for the undisputed belt and Dustin remains the interim champion as per sources! MMA on Point and Ariel Helwani!

*WARNING: GRAPHIC INJURY*

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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL ME WHAT RACE IS ANTHONY SMITH

>2-2

2-1 buddeh. Mayweather exhibition doesn't count.

You could go as far as to say McGregor was 18-1 before fighting Khabib, and avenged the 1 loss already.

Anthony Smif is blackpilled.

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Listen fucker, I have no camel in this race. Tibau was a roided monkey but he still beat Khabib

Todos

omg nooooo how could khabib throw his body in that way

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Former UFC fighter turned comedian Brendan Schaub caused a stir on social media by blasting the UFC’s women’s 115-pound division after fans questioned him on his prediction for the strawweight title fight last weekend between Jessica Andrade and Weili Zhang.

Zhang became the first Chinese champion in UFC history, finishing her powerful Brazilian opponent in just 42 seconds. The victory extended Zhang’s winning streak to 20 and she has not tasted defeat since her professional debut back in 2013.

However, Schaub expressed zero interest in the outcome of the fight and made it known during an edition of Showtime’s “Below The Belt” podcast and said he doesn’t have an interest in the entire strawweight division (via BJPenn.com).

“People are Tweeting me saying ‘Oh what’s up now Schaub, didn’t call Zhang over Jessica Andrade,’” he said. “I sure didn’t! Or in the [replies to the] post about my son [people were saying] ‘Oh where the f--- were you on Zhang vs. Andrade?’

“Dude, let me be super clear. Not only did I not watch it, I don’t give a f--- about women’s strawweight. I didn’t even watch it, and when someone told me [what happened] I said, ‘That’s cool man.’”

Schaub interviewed No. 3-ranked UFC strawweight Tatiana Suarez as part of his Food Truck Diaries series back in April.

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I hope they replace khabib for tony.

tony bless.

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Your memory must be a bit foggy today lad. He has two losses to Nate

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>Pretending Eddie is a can to support your strawman arguments

Eddie got "TKO'd" via a freak eye injury. He almost lost the eye.

Either way he's back in the finals and will likely be ONE Grand Prix Champion.

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>khabib beats up roided up tibau
fucking based

Fooled me twice already Ahmed

Not this time

>I-If he didn't get hit in the eye, h-he would have won
Can.

Not true, Nate was 3 times his size!

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He couldn't even take him down, got taken down, and got outstruck. But sure, take it as you will.

Mirin whoever made this.

>that picture

Even as we speak, years later, Travis is plowing Ronda while Schaub sits home getting fat and jerking it alone like an incel cuckold.

Top cuck.

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No

>connection error

same. they even got the shadow over conor's head when nate points.

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>Schaub sits home getting fat and jerking it alone like an incel cuckold.
Not true. Schaub's wife is cucking him with his son while he brings food to the table via stupid youtube videos

>classic Arab mentality, never evolved out of tribalism

Every Habibi fan here is a muslim immigrant who likes to go to press conferences and obnoxiously shout "HABEEEEEEEEEEEEEB". The most cancer fanbase ever.

HEEMINDER

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How can I get excited after Khabib v Conor?

The build up was so epic. Literally the greatest PPV ever.

Khabib v Tony will be even bigger. Perhaps the biggest fight in history.

Until then we get to watch Khabin v "I dropped out of 9th grade, pls donate to my charity". How exciting.

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He's a big boy!

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crazy seethe

undefeated undisputed lightweight champion, soon 28-0 inshallah, sambo master of sport, the eagle, the dagestani bull, its over for dustbin.

Schaub's wife is at least 15 times hotter than Honda. And Schaub is one of the most successful podcast personalities in the world today and has his own comedy special, meanwhile Travis Browne is uh....

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Yeah lmao, his sob story was so pathetic, he's literally boasting about being a low IQ retarded with no proper education.

And you are the most retarded flag ever. You've already been exposed as a retard. You are exiled from /heem/.

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>Schaub's wife is at least 15 times hotter than Honda
only in name. I doubt he's ever even fucked her.

is this brendans bird? the post with her son kissing her on the lips, she looks like a goblina

and now as a 185er

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Dustin "I trained really hard for this fight and I will try my best to win" Porier.
Literally duller than a box of rocks

shut the fuck up before i heem you into oblivion, Ali-Abdullah

"im da best im unbrokable blah blah blah"

i cant wait for khabib to make this bland unoriginal retard tap
mur mur mur mur

asalamalikom alada

prime Till heems Ngannou

Bettekalam arabi?

>mur mur mur mur
>asalamalikom alada
i watch Mojahed too ;))))))

Nate Diaz at least you can imagine fighting for his life in the ghetto of California

Dustbin Poirier's sob story is literally "I am a retard who didnt put the work in, now I am unemployable and have to fight, it sucks huh?"

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طبعاً بحكي عربي
basado

6/10

and his podcast and comedy are trash, horrible reviews

Trying hard to redeem yourself after being exposed. Being a Mojahed fan helps, but you have work to do.

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Toplel

YOU'S'LL DO NUTTIN'

Just want to remind you guys that my girls are /Nanaka/, /Rena/ and /Kanna/

Subscribed.

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yer like a woomin with dat foon

so what is /heem/ watching rn?

Asamalaikumnallda

Do kwaies, enta kol khara.
>t. Friends with Egyptian

MY FOOT WAS A BALLOON MY FOOT WAS A BALLOON

conor plz gief me trilogy fight

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what?

At this point is conor the one begging nate

khabib will be humble in defeat

Hey muzzrat, I already told you yesterday to fuck off from heem. Again, your kind is not welcomed here. Last warning!

Which part? Supposedly "enta kol khara" means eat shit.

>intangibles

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Covington ducking once again
Usman vs Masvidal in the works

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McTapper nearly cried when Nate called out Masvidal instead of him.

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Masvidal vs diaz is the fight to make...

>German

Ahmed, please. No use pretending to be white at this point.

Till would get demolished by Colby.

Fyi spammy is the jordanian

>yeah khabib looks great, its probably the best khabib version we ever got and his grapple is strong and he pretty much needed no training

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>Usman vs Masvidal in the works
Pretty sure Masvidal is calling Usman out to sign the contract against Colby.

Prime Ngannou heems Abraxas

gf asked me to shave my groin

Do you not trim?

No.

i used to shave it but it grows back in like 3 weeks so i just didn't care anymore

>your kind is not welcomed
>welcomes a couple of milion of them
you gotta pick a side and stick with it alemania

Just get a machine and trim, takes like 3min.

>Brazilian

Based, tell the germcuck

Usman is a joke. Strip him and make Covington vs another top contender for the strap. Guarantee that terrorist rat Ali is behind all this though.

will do, i need to trim my chest when it grows back too, waxed it but the pain is too much

Must really suck to have your friend and teammate used as a tool to punish you

>everyone blaming usman like colby didn't duck the octagon for a year and a half

Usman is ducking the twood rematch

Would eyepoke then heem any here

Not as much as it hurts me emotionally to heem you

The weak should fear the strong.

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Supporting /ourcan/. Based

Not a cuck but if Amanda Nunes whooped the tar outta me and ran off with my bird I wouldn't be too mad about it

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You're unironically a filthy animal.

>nearly
He masturbated in his tears

HE TALKS TO BEARS DUDE

didn't even remember he was fighting in this card

in awe

Can't imagine how gay you'd have to be to "trim" your pubes. You literally aren't a man if you do this.

Imagine thinking about other men's pubes and not realizing you're gay

Hes fighting against your fellow countryman.

i have to do it for my baby girl you know

I wouldnt feel too bad if she raped me

yeah, Barboza vs Felder 2 has some serious kino potential.

What are we even doin here?

What a unit

Waderwedooneremurko

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bro this swedish card will be dope

Jesus, Canbum has abysmal hands. Literally WMMA tier. Any semi-competent boxer would have flushed Tony right then and there.

tonys wing chun training nullifies even the most elite striking

A M A N D O

that's so fuckin ill bro

Diamond is Unbreakable

...

weeb

justin "i'm going to defend by moving my head towards your hands while i cover up my face with my hands" gaethje

thawlts?
just how fucking stupid is he?

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>17 posts early

You now remember Darren Till.

NEW

why

except that one time Canor heem'd him

The goats are gonna be lonely this weekend, we fucking two legged one's named porier this Saturday.

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based

:)

Diamonds are weak to mechanical shocks. Khabib smesh.

heem

Tony > Khabib > Conor > Poirier

For me, it's BJ Penn

BJ>Tony>Khabib>Poorier

When Khabib gets owned by the same flying knee that they got Masvidal with will Khabib cry for an immediate rematch?

Khabib>Conor>MJ>Poirier>Poony

NEW THREAD

GET IN HERE

bj bless

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>savagely outstriking a boxer
After sapping all his energy with wrestlefucking and gnp, but yes.

Be careful, you’re going to trigger the pussy ass schizo fans