/cric/ day 2 The ashes

Why are the ausgods ponting and warne on english tv? Shouldnt they be on aussie skysports?

>early
nope, shan't

Cricket isn’t really that popular in Australia

no such thing

nah we get elite and musclar healy/ tubbs

we get the same commentators as you do, but it's broadcast free to air here

can't forget what's her face

who's the skinny weirdo that's always on the right?

same reason we had to put up with fucking bumble every summer

nobody knows

Lucky bastards you lot.
Bumble is the only based lancastrian in the world.

I've just been telling Poms asking me where to watch it to use an Australian vpn on 9now.com.au

They've got different preshow and break stuff, that's why they do that weird transition when play starts

>brits
>based

may allah strike you down

If /cric/ was a general about candles it would be candles it would be called /wick/

i see

Rahmat Shah just got the first Afghanistan test century. Please clap

>ice addict prozzie completely turned her life around
>im still neet and posting here with a bunch of virgins

fml

my butcher sells turkey bacon, smoked and unsmoked, it's good.

And now he's just gotten out kek

If /cric/ was a general about Worcestershire County Cricket Club it would be called /worcestershire county cricket club/

You smell like shit dog fucker :)

youtube.com/watch?v=oTWwgsg043M

>hooked up with woman
>kept asking me about my family

what did she mean by this?

pure jank

It's about that time

youtube.com/watch?v=gVEdQJ7qtJw

ballarat r8n2

Just a little warm-up video to make you slightly erect before play starts lads

youtube.com/watch?v=FvLBHhhSg-M

Fuck Worcestershire

dead sport
dead thread
dead poomunity

things could be worse, you could be irish.

The Division Bell > Dark side of moon

Rent free

win or place?

I appreciate a joke as much as the next man, but this comment is genuinely offensive. Please take it back

BetGOD does NOT bet for the place

caught in the rain on the way home from the pub lads

so what were the selectors smoking to not give Khawaja a go opening and drop Warner?

bancroft was dropped instead of warner

let that sink in

makes no sense to not have darcy short and travis head opening for australia

Just put the flat rent money on the win.

keen to suck some cock desu

Marnus talks like a teenager

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Only way I can get off these days is by setting up a blank grindr profile and getting thirst gays to send me pictures of their knobs
Not even gay lmao

basado

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...

Where the best chippy or chicken place near the ground?

based josh riling up the racists

It's time

Fuck off cumbrain this a cricket thread

Reminder that Overton takes a hattrick in this session. It is written.

Shoo jew.

Smith out fifth over

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Is Smith drunk?

Based

Pretty cute that last paragraph
espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27537297/steven-smith-marnus-labuschagne-together-last

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No he autistic, come on user this is known.

What the fuck is he doing

But he edged the first ball and played a loose shot at the second. Inconsistent with his character

fuck off cazzie and show some respect for based josh

>getting sky sports to blind smith

wow...

Will this be forever known as the absurdist test?

Only in cricket hahaha

Why would England replace Woakes with Overton? The former has been pretty solid, and the latter is a very average dibbly-dobbler.

>poms so desperate they’re parking super reflective vans in Smith’s eyeline
Cheating cunts

>Using vans to distract Smith
Absolutely zero class from sky

Wtf i love sky now

that was funny as fuck

When will the cheating end?

GET THAT VAN OUT OF HERE

Is Archer, dare i say it, cooked?

>smith plays a awful shot
>STAHP THE GAME I CANT SEE BECAUSE OF A GLARE FROM A MILE AWAY

that van stunt deserves a six month ban for Root

backfoot drive is pure kino, always loved steve waughs

Finally past his average

You can't blame sky for that - they can't have expected a sunny day in Manchester in September

We need to put out a missing persons report for Archer's pace

so you admit the English are manipulating the weather?

>fartcher

Absolute fraud can't take a simple return catch, fuck off back to Barbados

That was the one chance SS was going to give today, GG england

For me, Archer v Smith is the greatest Ashes rivalry of all time.

>ball nibbling about a bit

england all out for under 100 incoming.

Have England really messed up by not including Pat Brown in this side? I can't help but feel that Smith wouldn't know how to play him

Fickle bastard. Not his fault people are hyping him.

Not sure why smudge is playing so many shots

Steve Smith (c)

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based inzamam

Why isn’t he bowling at his face

So we can pretty much agree at this point that Archer is actually cooked

Why is Archer bowling sub-85 dibbly-dobblers? Is he (dare I say it) well and truly cooked?

explains a lot.

Starc to take ten wickets.

root pushed his slave too hard in the previous tests

>massa my arm hurts
>KEEP BOWLING SLAVE

Arto: ""Smith and Everton Weekes are the only pair to have both exceeded their Test average of 60 plus in four consecutive innings." And there's the record for himself! :-)" He's just equalled it again

Love random stats

i cant find a stream
crictime no
insect enthusiasts no

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wtf is his problem

based cricinfo

Use an australian VPN on 9now.com.au/live/channel-9

That's weird because since your post I found one immediately on InsectsEnthusiasts.

Vpn and watch aus channel 9

Aussie VPN and go to 9now.com.au/live/gem

>15 minutes
>need muh new gloves
Smith confirmed mentally cooked

UK - 100 (7th)
Aus - 98 (9th)

At least we're winning something I guess

>ball is actually moving
>England still whining for a new ball

>NO NO NO THE BALL ISNT DOING ANYTHING PLEASE UMPIRES PLEASE HELP

will this cunt smith just FUCK OFF already

Smith won't get passed 85 and these dubs confirm this

could not fathom being a gamma male that reports posts

Abos gotta be worth atleast -2

Head wont need to face a ball today lads

I'm streaming it on twitch

Grim trips

Fuck off

True, both of us are on the way down thanks to the endless import of 70 IQ muzzies and somalians

Trips contain dubs

We wont get smith out unless we can injure him again or he gets bored.

There is literally no way we can beat ausgods with him propping up the whole batting order. Labuschagne is good too

new rule: anyone replying to american or irish flags will have their /cric/ membership cancelled and nobody will be able to see your posts

>le bounce him out
Has somebody let the English know that bouncers don't phase Smith, he was hit by luck in 2nd test
Just bring on Overton to bowl good line and length as it seems Broad and Archer are cooked when facing Smith

head is not easy on the eyes

>dobblers outside off that smith will hit for boundaries all day long
yeah nah

Bye bye

missing leg imo

looks like head will need to head

>head
>doesn't use it

Why do you guys call root a coward?

Fucking cunt see you later

webm?

he dodged the draft

remove lefties

aussies have lost their head here

the cowardly joe root

Back home lads. Time for some criccy and furphy.

Cricket Idea: As Smith is Bradman 2.0, bodyline bowling should be allowed agaisnt him
Also
>Head

BASED.

Apparently he walked in on Ben Stokes shagging his missus, but just said "Sorry" and closed the door

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Too scared to admit he likes bumsecks

just figured out why archer jogs in to bowl so slowly. imagine the pain of having your massive black cock swinging around and slapping against your thighs as you run. the slower he jogs in, the less pain.

poor guy :(

what's the score lads

how the fuck did australia produce bradman AND smith

>It is a Smith scores most of the runs while rest of the team collapses around him episode
Sick of these re-runs, wake me up when Aus come out to bowl

trips means a double century*

:o

WadeGOD will save us. Elite & Muscular 109 (178) on the cards.

the pies are on fire

>Dropped the ashes

Smith is a clone of Bradman, we used half of his genetic make up to conceive a bew batsman

>gayfl
disgusting

fartcher well and truly cooked

Test

australia didnt produce smith. smith was sent down from heaven on the wings of angels.

HAHA remember it's possible to get all the wickets we need without getting Smith out. Smith can just be an autismo and stay in and watch the others fall around him hahhaha

Wade physically can't score less than a run a ball. More like 20 (23)

One day format for me panjeet

5 and 6 boys 5 and 6

what a surprised that a meme bowler known only for chucking it at the opposition's best player like an ape flinging shit turned out to be a bust

Tell me about zinger pies

Full strength maximums

I dont get aussie banter

Why is bairstow wicket keeper in test matcges but not odi's?

Elite post

iggs

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ALL RIGHT LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKERS.

GOOKMOOT HAS BEEN RANGE BANNING MOST OF THE ISPs.
That's why you don't see many indian flags here.

if matthew wade got a brand new haircut he'd be matthew fade

Might head out to indiachan for more info on this tttt

Where's the banter? That's just elite honesty

I live for BTFO shills on /pol/

I rest my case

>Broad has 12 wickets at 10.5 around the wicket to left handers in this series. Zero wickets over the wicket and has conceded 5.82 per over.
Why le fug did they bring in Harris for Bancroft?

can make threads on Yea Forums again lads

Seriously there's no banter, what's wrong with you
I think Wade is shit and am saying so

>But Root, bouncers aren't getting Smith out. Can i bowl properly
>shut up nigger, and bowl how i tell you to. Also pick up your pace or it is the whip you will face during the breaks

>but massa joe, i'm tired
>shut up and bowl boy.

For Airtel some days it works some days it doesn't. ACT in blr working though

should have stopped after lateralus. how you going to make a better song than parabola.

Stokes is cooked lad
Cant even see a red ball in broad daylight

spooky running

>Ben chokes

Steven Smith.

>pls based umpa, change the ball for us like Joel Wilson and Aleem Dar did for us
>we paid you enough, we are sure
>parabola
>not ticks & leeches

Anymore racist "banter" post against India.. and you WILL face my wrath.

They’ve already replaced the ball once you annoying cunts

*funny Indian voice*
Anymore racist "banter" post against India.. and you WILL face my wrath.

Root sounds pretty based desu.

why's neesham such a fucking twirp on social media?

cunt needs a gag

Based. Don't worry the sebgang got your back

*yawns*

I predict England to have the ball checked another 6 times before the new ball

My erections are not as strong as they used to be. I've had my testosterone checked and it's high. I'm getting plenty of sleep. My cardiovascular health is fantastic. I don't know what is causing it. I might have to buy a cock ring to keep myself hard.

мaть твoю)))

good one mate

do not reply to the russian

Because you touch yourself at night

Australia and England should be the only countries allowed to play test cricket.

>/cric/ in a nutshell

vile slug

phenomenal post

t. rachel maddow

might petition the ICC for this

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>Wade's given up keeping full time now for those wanting him to keep.
He better fucking score some runs then

honestly can't wait until the top 6 batsman are all on the autism spectrum

...

Smith out incoming soon

would rather have wadey in the trenches with me than warner

Wade better get his average up quick

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sickening that India has like 300m people in true poverty, yet forks out for fancy stadiums and floodlights etc

Generally old age or anxiety if not any of the above.

Israel is based

pajeet tier post

>Broad comes on screen
>"Geez he's a wonderful bowler"
>Archer comes in screen
>"Just a true athlete isn't he Archer"

why do they keep calling Archer an "athlete" , is it because he's not white?

fuck off boomer

Bloody hell, is there a bigger bunch of whingers than England when it comes to the ball?
It is fine, if you want it changed get Overton to step on it again

Coughing and spluttering

It's becasue you think you're straight but you are not. Watch some gay porn and you'll probably get hard as nails. If you are already gay try looking at naked women because you might actually be straight. Good luck

athlete is the new n word.

who decided that women could commentate on cricket?

>sandpaper

Pretty much
Gotta make the blackies out to be better than others
Doubt he could match up with actual sprinters or runners or endurance runners

i.e "I will shit in your street"

What bet can I make tonight that will be settled by 12pm AEST tomorrow to turn $800 into ~$1600?

Oh wow, almost like i didnt know
Every tean has and will ball tamper. It is just that home teams rarely get caught for it as it is away teams in different conditions because they arent use to the conditions

Multi with Collingwood winning

whats your age? Have you tried kegels?

Broad is furious

>sandpaper

Ur mum getting this DICK

>12pm tomorrow

Invest with Latrobe Financial lads
Guranteed a 5% return per annum

KEK

That argument that they’re only caught ball tampering in away series is because he host country controls the broadcasters and cameramen, and they’ve been the ones to focus on home sides
If you’re going to parrot something get it right

fucking swear cricket has to many records
feel like ones broken every test
and its multiplied because very one also applys to every ground, nation, country played for, batting position, innings and shit

the mainstream aussie PC brigade. Yes, we are a bunch of faggots that deserve to be gassed

can do better than that, kiddo. ballarat r8n2. turn that 800 into about 6000.

Indian level appealing there

Italy to beat Armenia by 2 or more goals

cooked appeal

Do you need the 1600 for something? If so, story plz

How did feminism win in Aus? Were you just TOO banterful and rough around the edges that they kicked back so hard they won?

>not reviewing archer's bowling
bit racist

>'i don't know what it is about him but i just think theres something slimy about arhcer i don't like' - rentberg

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Just amazed at how much of an athlete Archer is

can someone plz post some Isa's?

>mints
>dirt
>cough lozenge
>bottle cap
Plus many other items used by various players from various teams and times used to tamper with the ball

Absolutely poorious

>sandpaper

The faggotry and socialism here has been unbearable for about a decade, intolerable before that. In real life there is honestly no bantz, everyones too scared of being reported for being a nazi

even if i was good looking don't think i'd ever blatantly show off my fertility indicators. mabye im a prude.

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>sandpaper

Leach aint much to look at tttt

Cool, doesnt change the fact that England whine nonstop when the ball does nothing but is perfectly fine

we're less socialist now though, Darren

niggerfication of the youth, son. black women been doing this shit for decades now its infected our white youth. turned all our white women into yas queeeens.

grim times indeed.

When does this run, and why are you tipping this?

I need it for so many things. Bills to pay. Debts to settle. Rings to buy.

>granulepapyrus

Root would have claimed that as caught desu

moew

Not a fan of feminists, but a fan of sexually dominating feminists. So I have a tacit support for the movement.

How do you figure? The government gets bigger every day

t. canberran

>tfw no cat blanchett gf

based

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Cate Blanchett accent gf

its weird because 20% are insta hoes but irl everyone is much more repressed sexually

5pm tomorrow. im tipping it because i tipped you a winner yesterday and i am giving you another chance to make some money.

>starting to rain
Ban Grimland from hosting cricket matches
Have them hosr matches on a rotating base between South Africa and Australia. Have them played as night games

reckon its the porn

yikes incel calm down

grim

Yep, how weird is it? The sexual shit on social media knows no bounds, but every stat says the millenials are having less sex than any previous generation.

This is the kot

because shits getting consistently privatised and the economy liberalised

Regretting that dollar I put on the bombers

paki

not really man. most girls in their teens and early to mid 20s these days are whores. just talking to the sluts that work behind bars is eye opening to how trash modern women are.

they say "lit" unironically.

the rain is pretty patchy and shouldn't last long

Tab ads are so shit
Sportabet ads are cringe but better

Oi bard simplson u here lad?

well just being a zoomer, when i was in high school it was just socially unacceptable to show sexual interest. the entire hitting on somebody and dating them was done completely out of the public eye until it had reached a very well established phase.

kike

>girls behind bars
>sluts
no shit mate

I wish

it's almost like social media doesn't represent actual society.... woah.... mind blowing

no. the guys arent having sex. the girls are getting more dick now than ever.

Mad how England's brave Ben Stokes has single-handedly defeated both Antipodean countries this year

Any tax cut is temporary, any tax increase is permanent. I haven't noticed anything getting privatized, apart from sub contractors for government contracts. Our economy is completely fake and pozzed

grim

Go to make a tea and come back to an incel thread. Sigh.

Where are you from?

its not just about being sluts. i actually dont see any problem with young girls fucking a lot of guys. must be nice to get as much sex as you want. its the way they talk and act these days that irks me.

just utter trash humans. who the fuck says "lit". seriously...

I think it's the /afl/ exodus from yet another blowout

australia

Fucking hate the state of internet in this country lads

don't you have work you fucking NEET

afghan putting in a good shift

Hate how millennials say ‘like’ over 10 times in a single sentence

shit like Qantas was state owned. The ecnomy used to be way more regulated and public owned.
Thats why everyone post war could get a job so easily until the 70s and 80s. The government leveraged the absolute cunt out of its purchasing power to keep unemployment as low as possible at all times.

t. supreme gentleman

Reminds me, today i heard a 40 year old man say eshays unironically
Was cringe as fuck

give me a city

how is discussing women anything to do with being an incel? you obviously dont have mates if you dont discuss women like this.

get the fuck off my board, you friendless faggot.

Yeah I post on /cric/ at work, what are you going to do about it?

Did well on my internship assessment centre lads, scored 98% on the cognitive test
Kind of fucked up though, I was chatting to this asian qt grill as we were walking out, laughing about the whole process and uni related shit. She asked me what I was doing and I just said "oh I'll probably head home" and she said "oh". Asked for my facebook though to keep in contact
why am I so autistic
why didn't I ask her for lunch or something

Yeah but like, that’s like your problem like

moderating a twitch thotts chat is not work mate

who do you think you are, donald trump?!?1

What kind of mates constantly whinge about millennial sluts and whores?

Same
Pretty comfy tbqh

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Why are you so scared to give me a city freshcunt?

you've only seen the tip of the iceberg i have somebody in a position of authority over me in my part time job who's called fucking baden and says yeet and y'all regularly

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dont think i've ever had a conversation like that with a guy friend

mostly talk about cars and funny shit

Utterly despise women but can't get enough of them tbqh

pommy lad on the ropes

Fucking BASED. I had a grad role test today too.

Based sebbo

You’re talking about women like a boomer

nobody here is whinging, you autistic cunt. classic public school "education" at play here i see. you can give opinions on things without having to get your panties in a twist about it, faggot.

reckon Australia isn't actually 'full'

nah a boomer would have had sex before and this guy clearly hasn't

reckon russia is pretty sparse and could do with some migrants

>Poot clearly bringing about the rain to halt Australia's progress
The Assassination of the Day's Play by the Showeredly Joe Root

lmao classic. how do these cunts with names like baden get good jobs...

volcel master race here, covers can't come off fast enough to shut you useless cunts up

Based.

Incoming seeth expected becasue I'm replying to a comment I like when I see it

In few hours m8

It isn't, we just don't cunts like you here.

reckon the world peaked and has been declining since the mid 2000s

>get good jobs
>good
old mate is probably a retail nightfiller or in fast food lol

Who / leg spasms when they stretch/ here?

well when you are an elite and muscular wog and have wog mates, you talk about women 95% of the time. and these days, we talk about how utterly trash most of them are. back in the day we used to have women on such a pedestal but now they aren't even worth the time or effort. 1/50 young women these days is worth talking to for more than 20 seconds.

In awe of the absolute size of overtons chin

how can this not be whinging

being a manager at dominos is probably the grimmest full time job its possible to have
no off time in your 8 hour shifts and get paid minimum wage and a responsible for retards.

I literally don't have consequences for my actions and get paid the same as the managers.

>cricket buffers
>ads load perfectly

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>[+] Anonymous v
grim

Small mind

Based

for sure. 2008 was peak humanity.

heading down the volcel route myself, lad. it's all so tiresome.

I reckon my dick was peaking your mums cervix last night as she started declining down on me

need him and Mitch Marsh to have a face off, or should I say chin off

for me it's always the ads that buffer and I have to refresh every time the stream goes to an ad break so I don't end up behind

jokes on you, nobody wants to move here

probably because you look dumb and they think shit like yeet and litty appeals to your caveman brain

Why are there two aus twats on my sky tv
Get off

9/11 changed everything

Mine was pretty good, up until a certain point. Was doing my behavioural interview for structural engineering and was giving out decent examples/answers and thought I was going ok, then the interviewer pulls out a quiz sheet and asks me to solve fucking bending moment diagrams and deflection diagrams. I haven't done this shit in a year and you're expecting me to be able to do it under pressure in a job interview?

we live in a world where women act like men and men act like women. and you wonder why everything is so bad.

This is why I love /cric/ lads. Just love quality posts.

To think... If Simon Jones had been fit he probably would have been the greatest english fast bowler in test cricket.

The cricket

me? me i appreciate the struggles people go through in life whether they're men or women and don't judge because some a retarded cunts
you look at incel complaints and womens complaints about men and its the exact same shit. Saying they're all vapid and shallow whores with no loyalty.

You’re sure acting like a women now.

Yeahhhh

Wish all incels would jump off a cliff

KEK, which one of you faggots was it?

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how many people can we replace simon jones with and this statement still be accurate?

*bowls a vicious bouncer at women*

Fucking sluts amirite

squadW

nah mate. we are all highly educated from private school. even the women that we meet in our circles (the 9/10 archetype), is a waste of time. and yet there is always someone that is going to fuck these asinine bitches. not me though. would rather be playing vidya and listening to music.

The Footy

Come on now boys.

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damn... we truly do live in a society

if you ha

Can't handle the banter, kek

>that
>foul and abusive
fuck England entirely

So fucking true

don't know how you can be dominated by hatred towards sluts and whores during this bonechilling slow burn emotionally draining heart pumping spud innings

state beer ranking
gold

Truth bomb coming through
If Smith lived in England he would have had very little cricket played at test level as ECB would have dropped him early in his career permantely and would have never had the chance to play his natural game
Same goes for Labuschagne and South Africa

Don't forget people saying the older generations are better than newer generations, something people have been saying since plato

ooooo smithy my dear

Ah yes, hypothetical 'truths'

Chris Tremlett and thats about it however Tremlett didnt have Jones' incredible strike rate.

oi lads where's the barmy army

Only heard of VB. Also wonder if it actually is bitter, can't imagine people drinking pints of ale in aus

Yeah I had to do something similar last week. Gets awkward when they stare at you in silence while you’re solving the problem. Good luck on the other rounds btw.

if you have a problem with the way real men talk about women, you are the problem. something about the way i tell the truth about these women rattles you. it's either from your waifuism or addiction to porn, but i hate to break it to you but women aren't "pure" like you think your waifu bodypillow is.

no need to call every real man commenting on women an "incel". it just reinforces your own insecurities about yourself and the opposite sex.

>do NOT objectify me
>i WILL wear what i want because i have the right without being gawped at!
>i strip and take money off weak willed men because it empowers me
>i will wear barely any clothes and post them online for gratification and money
Feel sorry for zoomers

He's on le 87 now lads

Nah. It’s just the recession. Shit’s hot again, at least as hot as early 2000s. Occasional rumble of discontent but it’s been a long road. As someone who was at uni through the early-mid 2000s, and then grad school in the mid-2010s, I can say things have not changed a lot other than chuckling at gays and trannies is less acceptable.

Nah he started out as an all rounder so he would still be at no 7 chucking pies until his batting went the way of Moeen’s

parmy

what is your preferred rps lads? i'm a 43 rps man, myself

nah its not really bitter at all. People love it or hate it but its just a generic lager except with a slightly seedy after taste.
Basically every beer here is lager

What about Fosters? Bit silly of you to miss out the most famous Australian beer haha x

Enjoying the lack of tunes from the crowd desu

reckon i havent bowled over 25 ever

We completely avoided the GFC but are already halfway off a cliff economically now

repeating numerals and Smith confirmed to have the autism

miss the rps speedo they used to have

the funniest thing is i actually found it once and it does actually taste like a shit Australian beer

Literally never seen Fosters since I moved here

didn't really need this post 2bh, but the confirmation is nice.

don't reply to him

My old man cannot watch a game without mentioning 87 whenever someone's on it

didn't need digits to know that mate

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

mister harvey blown the fuck out

Crime, poverty, local government cuts, waiting times in hospitals have soared here. My hometown is a bigger shithouse than it was already 10 years ago.

How does smith normally get out anyway?

don't reply to him

Non-repeating digits and Smith scores a century.

It seems to be a boomer thing

TRUTHNUKE

...

It's interesting how Australian beers and English beers reflect the character of the people. Australian beers are dull and uninteresting, completely lacking in any imagination, really lowest-common-denominator stuff. By contrast, English beer features all styles and flavours, ranging from the traditional but masterful brews to the innovative and exciting.

fuck up josh

when smudge gets his ton I think I'll do a nudie run down the hallway to the shower, get in the shower, have a shower, get out and go to bed

lol haha feeling silly

Based

business idea: The county that is hosting The Ashes should be dedicated either a wicket or 50 runs every time play is stopped for rain

nice shot wade

>wade

fully expected root to drop that.

>le everyone gets out for 15-20, while smith gets 25~ for every wicket

ah yes
genious

Marsh wouldn't have done that.

Fucking Wade cocksuckers will defend that sloppy shot

Jesus that's fucking shite.

Imagine if this team didn't have Smith. Oh wait I can, they lose.

t20 brainlet

maccas run on the cards

Yep fuck off, keep walking cunt, bye.

Only just though. We are pretty shite

don't even care because it's not smith

lots of pressure on the skippy eh

Time for a solid captains knock of 10(40)

honestly i can't remember he hasn't got out not trying to accelerate the innings because hes running out of partners or because he just got domed for a year and a half

Would love to have a batsman like Smith that you can just rely on every time to get a decent score.

Where is the fast forward
Already seen this episode lads

rain looms

He will be soon in pain but he soon won’t be in, Paine

Miss pre cooked Cook tbqh

Would take a 30(60) from Paine here.

don't think overton is the man to get smith out

don't want to watch the england collapse episode that always comes after this one.

paine will need a braine here

Can't say I'm surprised I wouldn't want to drink a meal in a glass if its 40 degrees out

ill take a 25 (150)

JUST FUCKING STAY THERE

more like aussies don't care about drinking the next best bonechilling slow burn tongue exciting hoppy dominant brew and just want to have fun and get pissed

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How much credit do Worcestershire deserve for Steve Smith lads? Would he be the all-time GOAT he is today, if not for his time at New Road during his formative years?

Id prefer a 158(97) tttt

During the Ashes, I drink the beer of the host nation

would love to know how many non whites post here with an australian flag

Hate cricket

cool it with the racism

Honest

What beer you drinking now then?

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here mate

why don't they just hit every ball for six?

Fuller’s London Porter

Warm can of John Smith

fuj

Australia would be cooked without Smith and langoustine

What's doin' lad.

Lyon's going to turn england into paste on day 5

fuck off Wade

atta boy leachy

Don't understand why England don't just try and get Smith out

And if I had wheels I'd be a bike

what's objectively the best beer in australia

no gay obscure craft beer though

not bad at all

chatu rbate.coom/s3r3ndipity/

says the increasingly nervous lyon cuckstomer three tests in a row

Yeah looking forward to his customary 2-140 off 41.0, truly the greatest spin bowler of our time

Stupid shot

They know he’s easy pickings in the nervous 140s

vb

Would you not all just settle on VB?
It's like when people say the best album ever is Sgt. Pepper's, I disagree (it's not even the best Beatles album imo) but I'm sort of fine with it just beting settled as that

thanks tubbs

James Squire The Chancer

Got some 9% Leffe in the fridge for later lads

Vb is the best, don't listen to anyone else, it sells the most

Í'll be guzzlin' hot come of your very hot son...

tooheys for beery beer

Got a cupboard full of Duvel but I am boycotting continental beers this week

xxxx's overtaken it
VB only has the gimmick its objectively a worse version of tooheys

Because of marketing.

Love womens cricket
Love Ellyse Perry
Love Australia

business idea: get steve smith out

Would’ve though XXXX was bombing, never see it in NSW

Abbey Road for me

For me? Coopers Pale Ale

Why doesn’t leach bowl a jaffer to Smith

For me too.

>never see it in NSW

If Archer was a Belgian delicacy he'd be Gaufre Archer

He's going to get another 14X isn't he

Lmao Bairstow just tried tattling to the ump

Much prefer a red over a beer myself

Wahey choccy waffle

"Stone and Wood" for me.

Overton is a thick cunt isn't he, not much happening between the ears, the English Mitch marsh

I want Ellyse Perry to rub her sweaty, post-match feet against my face

Didn’t mean it literally but when it’s rarely seen here I doubt you see it too much anywhere else

Worcestershire born and Worcestershire bred, strong in the arm and thick in the head

Le epic 80 mph bouncer man bowling back of a length on Smith's pads

>Didn’t mean it literally

...

why would you think that. It's like im drinking obsecure craft beer when i get tooheys in queensland

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

Stop quoting me

I'll just settle with eating her ass thanks

Absolute state of that thread title

Gay.

'Tooheys Old' for me

This is a troll copypasta, you nit

Everytime there's a delay in the score updating I get nervous

Just Smith being an autist taking 20 mins between deliveries

TRIGGERED

holy fuck NO BALL