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>Bellator was in serious talks of "cross-promotion" superfight, Wanted Bader vs DC, open to Bader vs Miocic
>Khabib receives "Hero's Welcome" in Abu Dhabi, several hundred spectators arrive to open workout
>Ferguson calls McGregor 'Irrelevent to the sport', Is hoping Poirier finishes Khabib
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>Anthony 'Rumble' Johnson has returned, Believes he knows the secret to dethroning Jones
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Dude nice
this is the last straw, i'm unsubscribing from all schaub media
Khabib, what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Who did it better? Amanda or Thug Rose?
First ever HEEM FC card was a success lads, thanks to all who came out
Why do the mods delete negative posts about Usman? Do they have a black cock fetish?
Oh geez, gonna be watching this shit all night
Does anyone actual do the triangle Danaher style? Even his students don't do it that way. Nobody does it the way he says, everyone does either Ryan Hall style triangles or the old school one.
for me?
It is Michelle Waterson
Never mind, just saw a vid, very inspiring. Ian Cannon is the man.
wtf is this real
Not having Zabit on this Abu Dhabi card was a big fail
Never realized how gorgeous she is until just now
Why is she not a huge star?
Coral needs to be stopped, he is on a rampage
?
Because her best physical asset is her legs. And people are too pleb to appreciate a nice set of legs.
you're a beast of a peach
>3
Wow I missed that up
Bellisimo
Khabib is undefeated
Why does she bother fighting? She can make more money being a sex toy
Bellator has a 20 fight card this weekend. How do they fit all of those fights in a single card while starting at 4:30 PM PST?
> Why is she not a huge star?
She's a can whose permaflushing is imminent. But yeah definitely a peach would lick her asshole unironically
Based Bellator taking advantage of UFC’s shitty schedule. Last Bellator card had every fight end in a finish
>Rizin World Grand-Prix Tournament 2017, Winner: Cro Cop
>Bellator Heavyweight World Grand-Prix Tournament 2018, Winner: Ryan Bader, Runner up: Fedor Emelianenko
Ongoing
>Bellator Welterweight World Grand-Prix Tournament 2019, Finals: Rory MacDonald vs Douglas Lima
>ONE Lightweight Grand Prix 2019, Finals: Eddie Alvarez vs Saygid Arslanaliev
>ONE Flyweight Grand Prix 2019, Finals: Demetrious Johnson vs Danny Kingad
I fucking LOVE Grand Prix's, Bloodsport in real life.
This is how MMA should be every year for every promotion.
Imagine a UFC Lightweight Grand Prix.
Khabib Nurmagomedov. Tony Ferguson.
Nate Diaz. Conor McGregor.
GSP. Max Holloway.
Imagine the matchups. Instead, we get Khabib vs some Louisiana jobber that was KO'd by Michael Johnson. What a tragic misstep by the UFC.
Imagine a Welterweight Grand Prix.
They should've done it before they ruined Ben Askren.
>DAE WYTEBOIS DAY CAVEMEN
no more views for you nigger
trips of truth
omg noooooooooooooo
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Breaking News: Khabib injured!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>cellulite and stretch marks
Amanda nunes actually just gave me a half chub
Bigger peach?
PVZ or Karate Hottie?
WTF? How did this happen?
Anybody else find her a terrible fighter. She hasnt finished a fight.
Khabib injured as per Ariel Helwani sources say. He will be replaced by Conor McGregor for UFC 242 WTF
is this real
she has an ugly dumb mouth
I bet he ate too much tiramisu
hehe
Thats the second time Ive fallen for this shit
Conor vs Rumble is the new main event for UFC 242: Desert Boogaloo
hahahahhahaha
Did they?
Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah!
Holy shit Conor would get monkey dicked in the arena. It would literally be the final nail in the coffin of the Irish race as we know it
You just know she has schlicked to the thought of being Khabibi's wife.
YOU JUST KNOW.
I bet khabib is waiting for her to be legal so he can marry a second wife.
what do her parents think about her obsession?
>cat has barely posted on instagram since the UFC cut her
is she okay lads?
o no coach not again
*ends the Islam meme*
Me name Zhing Zhang
Ree Member Mee
Dustinllah Al-Poirier Moohammad Hussein
I would love to bring her under a dreamcatcher in the cool moonlight of the valley of fire.
khabib i am disappoint
Someone explain this meme.
He slays Khabib and converts to Islam?
Based Dustin
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He arrives to Abu Dhabi and slays Khabib. The royal family crowns him. He becomes the Prince. Khabib dies by father plan.
yes. It is the ultimate American fantasy.
sounds like Aladdin
who plays the Genie?
King Dustin of all Middle East
her parents are perpetuating it
Daily reminder that Khabib is a paper champ who "won" his belt by beating up a real estate agent and then "defended" against an out of shape, cokehead who retired from MMA years ago.
dana
Moar
Conor was the lineal Champ
A win over him legitimized that belt, sorry lad
Khabib should be #1.
Jones lost his last fight. He is defeated.
t. Ahmed Magomedomagomedov
>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>khabibs arms now too tired to complete low singles on dustin without dustin slipping out of them
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
I like Rose's Brap pose a lot, but Amanda probably has better braps.
cringe
She has been legal in dogestan for years now
1. khabib
2. jones
3. amanda
4. cejudo
5. stipe
6. whittaker
7. conor
8. tony
9. max
10. valentina
OH HE TAGGED HIM
>>khabibs arms now too tired to complete low singles on dustin
Couldn't continue reading tbqh. Unrealistic.
>J-jones lost
Cope
>it connects clean
>Khabib eats it like a delicious kebab and proceeds to jab him again
>the round ends 10-9 for Khabib for 2 judges
>round 4 starts and having rested in the previous round, Khabib starts mauling Dustin again
Watch the iaquinta fight caz. 8 minutes in and khabozo cant hold on to als ankle for longer than 2 seconds
she's hanging in there
69 hours in ms. paint.
THOUGHT
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Kek Schaub can’t keep his mouth safe from his CTE ridden brain. How long until he gets ridiculed by social media armies?
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?"
not cool man
What a retard, didn’t he have like 3 or 4 of them on his Food Truck Diaries? Good luck trying to book another one after these comments
Kek
brown belt
He lost a lot of money on Andrade and is mad kek
Schaub triggers cazzies like no one else
I can see this happening
What a dumbfuck. He gave a prediction on the fight on his previous episode and now doubled down saying he didn’t watch it and doesn’t give a fuck because it was wrong. His exact words were Andrade is going to steamroll her kek.
We don't deserve Schaub. There is not a single personality in the MMA media community that would say this, Brendan is only speaking truth.
>dustin awakes out of his coma only to realize hes still in the cage
>realizes it wasnt a coma but bad cte induced nightmare
>he peers over to his right
>khabib is still unconscious being tended to by doctors
>dustin looks up at the jumbotron
>the replay shows khabib and himself landing simultaneous straights on eachother
>double knockout
Bruce buffer announces a double loss on both fighters records
>tony ferguson jumps the cage
>tony sneaks behind dana and snatches the belt from his hands
>the crowd goes wild chanting "CHAMP SHIT ONLY" as tony runs through the crowd and backstage to unseen for the rest of the night
>Schoob says some dumb shit
>Retards are triggered
who literally cares about that jobber?
I barely give a shit about rogans opinion, let alone his sideshow cronies
I like the strawweight fights, they're a little like anime
This. It's so transparent that he's acting like he doesn't care. But he's just made it so much worse. Classic Shawb
If only Struve could punch like this dood
word, anime characters are super trepidatious
LIU KANG
FIGHT
No he made the same prediction everyone else did and then when it didn't come to fruition he admitted he doesn't know shit because he actually doesn't give a shit and if you give a shit about s bunch of fucking 3kg gook beaners throwing pillows at each other you are a sperg and need to get a life.
fluke win
Rose wins the rematch.
>Khabib vacates the belt
>Tony to fight Conor for undisputed title
>Tony winning every round but suddenly his shelf life at 37 expires
>He is viciously heemed in the 5th round
>Conor becomes Lightweight Champion again
>Goes down and defeats Max for 2nd title again
>Goes up and heems Askren who is now Champion for some reason
>Becomes true Triple C
>Is challenged by Cejudo
>Viciously knocked out by Cejudo in surprise 1st round finish
>Cejudo takes Conor's 3 belts, by new UFC rule if you beat a Champ you get all their belts, now has a total of 5
>Quadruple threat match between Cejudo, Zhang, Nunes and Shevchenko
>Valentina Shevchenko somehow comes out victorious
>Is now the UFC Women's Quadruple Champ, UFC Men's Quintuple Champ
>Retires with 9 active UFC belts
>The UFC is destroyed
best timeline
Fixed, final version.
His new walkout
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I've jerked off to uglier traps
Khabib getting $6 million in show money for 242. Looks like Dana has his new boy, Conor is an afterthought
brooooooooooooooooo lol
This is why Khabib won't lose. They already paid off Dustin.
we all know this
Anyone get skeezy vibes off that Anatomy of a Fighter shit? They hype all the Arab camel jockey way-of-life stuff up, including the fact they're being hosted by Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum - a product of cousin marriage that's been involved in a scandal pumping steroids into racehorses, and whose dad is a crazy fucking radical sandnigger whose last wife just sought asylum in Germany last month? Though they leave all that info out.
Just thought it was weird how they're so far up all these terrorist type's asses, as if they're honorable people and not the sort to drop gays from tall buildings and are genuine cousin-fuckers. Put on a good show and be a good fighter, but don't try to sell me on that muzzie shit.
very nice post
>"Khabib throws a jab down the middle, Dustin parries."
>"You know what's interesting to me is how the weight cut is affecting Khabib right now compared to Dustin. We know they both have trouble making it to 155, so the question is whose cardio is going to win out here."
"You're not wrong there, Joe as we enter the last minute of the 2nd round on out Modelo fight clock."
"And we heard what Dusti--nice right by Dustin there--he said he wanted--Oh again with that hook! Khabib might be--OHHHHHHH!!!"
>"KHABIB IS WOBBLED THAT WAS A BIG SHOT"
>"OH AND AGAIN, KHABIB IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! HE NEEDS TO--OHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT!
>"WELL WE HAVE YOUR NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN ABU DABI! THE MAN FROM LOUISIANA! DUSTIN! POIRER!
B&R
The people hosting Khabib everywhere are all verifiable murderers involved in kidnapping kids, enslaving them and forcing them to be jockeys or sex slaves, but it's all good because here's some hip hop music and a fucking Muhammad Ali sound byte overlayed on top of it.
ur right but dustin wins in the 4th round
Its a pretty based way to live desu and id say nice things about the guy aswell if he gave me that bad ass gym for 2 weeks
Fuck morals
Fuck you gayasssex
You have a good point, I just wish they'd go ahead and explicitly say fuck morals without making the whole thing into an Islamic infomercial
take ur meds
Take my greentext off of reddit you theivin nigroid
BASED HENRY
never been on reddit stinky
Thats part of the trade off. That asshat is trying to buy himself good press by associated himself with well liked public figures like khabib and his team.
When is Dustin going to train with David Duke? Dude has some pythons for fifty.
>drop gays from tall buildings and are genuine cousin-fuckers
Imagine being such a cuck you white knight for fags and so low T you wouldn't fuck your hot cousin.
Joanna wins the re rematch
Is Conor now retired, re retired or out of the re retirement?
Just re re
>white knight for fags
I have no problem dropping fags off buildings, but reddit-tier white bois worship khabib without knowing this stuff, and will instaban for islamaphobia the instant any of that is brought up. What kind of white cuck would ever support a sandnigger?
...
Friendly reminder that Nate slapped Khabib and Khabib immediately looked around for his crew.
aaaah dana help
for me its the 'accidental' full power knee to the groin in the first round, the fake apology and the second round ko
>youtube.com
does this guy ever take Khabib's cock out of his mouth?
*yawn*
is /heem/ always filled with Khabib wanker reddit cazzies or is it only for fight week?
This has literally happened multiple times you dolt.
They are probably being paid to act overly effusive and complimentary.
heem is full of all sorts of casuals and wankers, it's annoying
very few true fight fans
the latter. heem does not support Kebab.
been far more than usual during this week. It will be back to ironic gooby posting and sincere tony posting next week.
>Kumar mentally breaks under the pressure of having to fight in front of his dad and a Muslim crowd
>Binges on Tiramisu and double caramel ice lattes
>Misses weight by 10lbs
>Poirier
>descended from French explorers and conquerors who survived on the harshest frontiers of the new world
>Khabib
>descended from cowardly mountain hillbillies who put out for the newest military strongman in town
*ahem*
FUCK WMMA
He would be stripped if that happens
I picked Zhang because I wasn't a cazzie like you
She's so damn autistic
MOGGED by Brapentina
It's been a lot more this week, but there have been a lot lately even months ago tbqh.
Wrong. All Cajuns and Quebecoise are desended from french prostitutes who got pardons for going to the new world and marrying a man. Poeyay is objectively a whoreson.
>tfw you realize the UFC has accidentally radicalized all the Muslims in the Caucasus region, inadvertently creating an army of uneducated yet violent Supermen all hoping to be the next Khabib
>Spreads to the Middle East, Achmed goes from clueless skinny dirt farmer to unstoppable wall-grinding cardio machine.
>Combined coalition of US & UN soldiers getting double legged or pressed against huts by hordes of mudslimes until they reach exhaustion, whereupon they are taken to the ground and have their necks broken in back mount.
>A few years later you're being pushed down on a prayer rug in front of a mosque where the empire state building used to be.
>"hamdullah, what time is it that I must pray a 6th time?"
>Sharia officer looks down at you, smiling as he holds your baby girl as a child bride
>"SILLY KUFFAR, IT IS KHABIB TIME"
jesus
for me, /HEEM/ hasnt been the same since KRAZYHORSE and Genki retired
*crack*sips*
Fuck Conor and Fuck Khabib I only root for American fighters
how is that gonna happen when Khameme is going to get exposed for the meme he is at 242
Based. All other countries have shit fighters that should just kill themselves, except the women
I'm ashamed to admit this, but I have been watching mma since 2009 and on Yea Forums since 2010 and only decided to visit heem the first time for chuck v tito 3. Someone posted "Chuck got caught, it happens. He'll be back" and it was so funny I've been coming back ever since
>dropping fags
>somehow bad
>Chuck got caught, it happens. He'll be back
gotta say, that's pretty funny
I remember when heem threads were filled with foodposters and people wanting their meals judged during events, then the mods started taking down all food pics. And of course well before that, before folks started using the diminutive "heem" and used the full "heem sleepy" and having to constantly explain to newfags the origins of the word.
ur not funny luke
Based and Redpilled. For that reason, I root for Brapentina still.
Stipe should be top because he has more pounds than the rest of them
Threadly reminder that you're an absolute cazzie, flushed, and a rusty ol can of sopa de macaco if you didn't bet on Zhang "Magnum" "from China" Weili
Whoops, this is the slip right here. I, too, am a cazzie.
What's your bet on 242?
Unlike Khabib, Jon fights non-manlets. It's more impressive. Khabib, Cejudo, Nunes, and Max have never fought anyone who hits as hard as Santos. Now as for Stipe, he should be ranked higher. His margin for error is smaller than any other fighter, besides Jon, because of his division (and besides DC but he lost to Stipe). P4P is so dumb. People obviously just go off accomplishments not skill because obviously p4p Nunes is not more skilled than Max or DC, not to mention accomplishments are indisputably more impressive at higher divisions where everyone hits like a truck. P4P treats every division the same it's dumb communist bullshit. 145 women's and 145 men's couldn't be more different, let alone flyweight vs heavyweight. You have to pretend they hit just as hard in women's divisions or manlet divisions, which just isn't true.
Do you think Dana would let me use the ISIS theme song for my walkout?
You can see my slip for 242 in the post you replied to there. Mostly going with safer bets this time around, but I'm very confident that Muslim Salikhov will deliver.
If you're looking for a good underdog, I really like Felder against Barboza, might put down a bit on that. I just think Barboza took a bit too much damage his last few fights and that Felder will step up.
>Posts a picture of Yoel "The Soldier of GOD" Romero when talking about walking out to isis music
Disgusting
GOD is a codeword for Allah
wtf i just subscribed to anatomy of a fighter and also muslims are based now
I wish I had a tough upbringing so I could be a cold-blooded heemer
>cuckstaffson unretiring
yikes
Fuck yeah, I wanna see him fight sniff for the title of King Can
They are all muslims, Its propaganda for Ali-Abdelaziz and his Dominance MMA, which are supported by the muslim dictatorial states like EUB and Kadirov's Chechen to get into Western market. The videographer, Will Harris, used to work for the Nation of Islam and is a black supremacist.
Everything its hunky dorkey if you are a fake ass muslim with their fake humility and respect. They are all the time trying to one up each and all the elders are fat as fuck. They talk about legacy and religion when its everything about money.
You wont see any woman in their videos, thats good though.
Look at Joe. He is soaking wet here.
You are mad
Khabib looks nervous. He was more scared of that eagle he held than anyone else who held one.
gus needs to earn that fight, smif flushed him fair and square.
Anatomy of a Fighter is incredibly overrated. That guy is not even that good at making videos, he's just a guy with a camera that happened to be at the right place at the right time and I got weird vibes from him on Rogan.
Please end the khabitch meme dustin poophair I seriously cannot stand that faggot
What did he mean by this
and you are clueless.
You can start reading about Ali.
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i think khabib is the only one, who doesn't know what's going on or he doesn't care. I mean Aziz is doing some sketchy stuff, but he manages a lot of fighters, non muslim also
*makes khabob's dad cry*
Oh please Khabib only fights so that he can fund these activities. That's why he wants as many "teammates" fighting as possible
Based. Only rooting for Czech fighters is tawlf b
Sure...
The non muslim fighter came to Ali because he already managed most of the UFC muslim fighters (mainly African and Russian). It is a business where big gets bigger. You can treat your clients better if you already have a strong position with the UFC, having Usman, Khabib, Islam, Zabit, Corey Anderson, Ruslan Magomedov, Zubaira, Belal Muhammed, Latifi, Rustam Khabilov, etc, which get you Cejudo, Frankie Edgar, Garbrandt, Gaethje, Gastelum, Werdum, etc.
A good ''agent'' for a fighter is the one who gets him the most money, thats all they care, not if that agent is scum and a terrorist.
Reminder dustin is a poor mans conor
Pure southpaw striker
Reminder he never faces wrestlers umm sorry sweetie Justin didnt wrestle and he sucks at wrestling in mma
Khabib is going to win convincingly and only reddit think otherwise
For Dustin to damage the opponen he has to put his hips square and start throwing hooks, he is no dynamic striker. He is just a wet dream for Khabib, Poirier has no Conor's movement (reminder that Conor fought with a broken foot), no one-knockout punch (he's a volume striker like Holloway or Ferguson), no takedown defense and no ground game. He's going to get mauled.
I want him to him, but its a bad matchup.
I think hes gonna start fast and go for the knock out in the first round. He has to know he's gonna get gassed like everyone else if he gets taken down like everyone else.
Basically the conor fight all over again.
Cazzies saw him dominate an out of weight class max and think that'll translate. Lol. Iaqinta would best an out of weight class max, or justin, even diaz and pettis
Tony v Khabib in December will be awesome
Dustin: very kind and sweet fighter who aims to entertain and loves the community
Khabitch: towel fucking wrestle fucker that hates good things and wishes ill for the fans
Dustins gonna cash in his karma points this weekend
dustin is more then conor
he seen in conor a bit of who he thought he wanted to be as a fighter, but has since developed past that.
mainly in that, is that dustin doesn't need pressure or a counter strike to win. also has a better bottom and top game then conor
also has far better cardio
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Dustin won the face off. Khabitch is already begging him for mercy.
>I-its just b-business my pooier
He would have lost to Eddie if Eddie didnt 12 to 6 penalty
Yeah better cardio but worse striking. Top and bottom is a meme he has fuckall and especially useless against the best wrestler around.
With his better cardio maybe he tries to go all 5 but i think that's crazy cause hes gonna get wrestle fucked out of energy
Both fighters are greats chaps tb.h
"Conor's whiskey is so bad, it's not even deserving of a score"
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>“I think to get this right, she has to prove (herself in the octagon),” Shevchenko said to MMA Junkie. “You have to fight with the best ones. Like Joanna (Jedrzejczyk), Rose (Namajunas), Tatiana (Suarez). (Zhang) has to prove that she belongs here. She can’t just jump over (all contenders). She jumped once to face Jessica Andrade, but it was once. Now she has time to really show her skills.”-Valentina Shevchenko
The legit title contenter in this case is Tatiana but uncle Dana doesnt want this fight soon.Shevchenko as a company man is doing her job by putting the name of Tatiana in 3rd place
One of my friends is fighting on the UFC card this weeeknd. He is going to paint one of his fingernails red as an inside joke. Look out for it.
of course it was going to be terrible they dedicated 5 minutes to a whiskey. i wonder how much more he made doing his own versus putting his name on an established whiskey
One of my friends fought a fat guy outside of Lava Shack in Hawaii and got dropped on camera
joanna is such a fucking meme with that 115 pound weight cut
When is Johny’s next fight?
Old illegal elbow champion
i really doubt she gonna make weight for the karate hottie fight.Probably she gonna make some milk
Made in China
she has to prove herself with dog shit 5 round decisions over liz carmouche
Literally fighting an atomweight when she walks around at the same weight as Valentina. Beast of a headliner.
Valentina was just toying man.The Eye and Carmouche fights were too close to have a proper preparation.In my list Shevchenko is a top-tier having learned a lot of martial arts and game experience
roids.Remember the China swimming team at Rio,Olympiad
i understand why she's doing it though she has no chance of being champion at 125, so her pay is considerably less than 100/100+40 of a wmma champ
her back at 135 would be stupid that division is terrible too, maybe her vs GDR would be good?
Shevchenko vs GDR idk man.This is an interesting fight for many reasons but i still think Shevchenko has too many guns like her ground game.If she manages to take GDR down its all over.
She has better deltoids than me
I am literally the only reason I come here anymore
Zhang is not unbeatable.She has already lost to Meng Bo by decision in her mma debut
Canor
you're the only reason i come here
how you punch someone like this with the side of his hand?lol
That's how all whiskey taste. Conor's image is too problematic to give a good review. You can't speak ill of Islam and get a good review by the same people that want to usher in multiculturalism.
holy based!
I don't dislike khabib, I dislike the massive influx of braindead pederast fans he brought with him.
Better to be a has been than a never been like the reporter who reports on has beens.
Seething
>Am Irish
For some reason always get into teams with Saudis on Apex Legends.
>As soon as they find out I'm Irish.
>"hAhaha fuck mctapper khabib smash alhamdillilah hahahah fuck your mater!!"
This happens about 50% of the time. That manlet has cursed us.
Tell them your shoes are sand free
You know what Conor thought about that article?
>oh no some bald cunt who is miserable called me a has-been, let me cry into the succulent breast of this teen I am shagging on the side *does a line of coke* that's the good stuff
Nobody read this post
Very embarrassing
I read the post. It was okay. You're being obtuse for some strange reason.
Did it once and worked, then forget how to do it and I haven't land a single triangle since then
McNuggets where you at?
Hot take:
If khabib loses badly on Saturday he will retire.
Also is Conor going to Abu Dhabi?
I hope Tony and khabib fight twice and a 3rd if it's one all
Khabib could never lose to a can like Tony
Tony has autism energy and can go 5 without gassing
He got gadooshed and CTE'd and flushed by Michael Johnson and a cable
So did poorier but its uncommon so its more likely that doesnt happen
Go back to sherdog
He has 2 more fights under his contract
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Khabib forced out and stripped, Dustin promoted to undisputed champ. UFC looking at Barboza, Felder, Makhachev or Taisumov as likely replacements.
>MJ flushed Tony and PeaHead
>Khabib flushed MJ
Therefore Khabib flushes = Tony and PeaHead
Andy Ruiz jr ended BJs career, based
I swear to fucking god. If this fucking nigger, and I mean that, doesn't stop talking about women's "braps" in every fucking thread, I will literally track this faggot down and shoot him in the head.
nice she finally did it
TRIPLE C GADOOSHED
Bob Sapp would heem prime cejudo
all according to plan...
doesnt matter,imagine to have Valentina's pelvis stuck on you.that was triple C point from the start
right
I mean Schaub is retarded and all, but godman this is one hunnid % BASED from me. Should have said "IDGAF about woman's mma"
I used to feel that way but valenntina and rose are entertaining
the triple c-Valentina meeting reminds me of a game we played at 2nd grade
We found a girl with big boobs then we told her
" I can touch your boobs without using my hands and if i fail i will pay you 1 euro "
and we paid them all the time
Yea sure, a few are alright. The rest are fast forward tier
based
just pay debt
>2nd grade
>Big boobs
Might change my sleep schedule, this is far superior to posting during american hours
I'm gonna pay debts by touching boobs
there are some wonderkids you know.Actually the fake new is that i posted Euro and not drachmas which was the former greek currency but i was too ashamed to do so
I heard he was fighting cockhold
Cuckhold got his chin literally deleted and broken by Jan, he's not fighting anytime soon
Correct its just tokenism
based way to pay
oh shit i meant 2nd grade in Gymnasium that means 8th grade i suppose lol
Reminder Whittaker is going to wrestle fuck gender bender and send him back to fighting bums like Silva and Brunson
t. Muhammad Randy Jamaal
I automatically assume both fighters wanna fuck eachother when I watch WMMA
BREAKING: BJ Penn Cut By Dana White: youtu.be
I can feel it in all 206 bones in my body
Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier is going to shock the world on Saturday
He's gonna win
He's gonna win
>aaaaand NEW Intercontinental Lightweights Champion of the WORLD, Dustin THE DIAMOND
BJ finna domniate Bellator
Yikes
If Khabib wins then he's beat Al, Connor and Dustin, since last booked to fight tony.
And Tonys gone on to beat Lee, Pettis and Cerrone.
Both would be on 12 fight win streaks, with khabib undefeated in the UFC, and Tonys being a decision to MJ at a point in time where connor wasnt even in the UFC yet.
Tony was 31 the first time he was booked to fight khabib, truely mma's MayPac.
>Intercontinental
mandrama virgin
Jesus Christ is the truth
>they
Anantomy of a fighter is just run by one balck guy called will harris or some shit.
Follow his twitter or insta he's a complete retard.
He's just lucky he got in with ali/khabib and now gets to film camps for all there fighters, but theres a lot of guys doing that now and its just as good.
His filming and editing isnt that great, he just has a nicer camera than the embedded crew basically.
He was recently trying to crowd source a fucking red, like thats realistic and any mma fans could even appreciate it.
at least link to the actual interview instead of some garbage video bro
Hw lw mw
Power gap
Everything else
dana shut up and sit down you big bald fuck
Till finna dab on MW
>has an mma show
>waits for luke thomas reaction for talking points
>if no luke thomas video remain neutral regarding both fighters
KNOW DE GAME, B. I FOUGHT PROFEGGIONAL ONCE
*Debut at MW in Liverpool*
*Get heemed*
Classic Till
I am also a huge fan of Cheetos, my man!
Dana is such a fuckin mutt
ufc should cut Dana the fuckin bald lie machine
what a cuck
he broke kayfabe and now what does he have
I ship it
Imagine if Till were really that big
So what will dustin do when khabull fucks him up? all that im the best talk and how he will stop khabib will backfire pretty hard
What if Valentina was wearing a strap in the last photo
metoo
Did spammy win?
chubby fuck
am i really supposed to believe bj begged for fights or that dana was riding penn until the wheels fell off to fill his thin ufc+ cards
>post
>flag
Of course.
God i cant wait for the eagle to make dustbin tap, the heem meltdown will be hilarious, how can one champ make you fags seethe so hard.
They gave him fights because Dana didn't want him to move to bellator. He is absolutely flushed now so they are ok with him leaving the promotion
>24 fights counted
>over 10 years
>2.3m earned
>an average of less than 100k a fight
>an average of about 2-3 fights a year
thesportsdaily.com
is this worth it bros?
obviously that's not counting the undisclosed figures
i can't imagine it being much higher than this though
and then he has to pay his management, his gym and his taxes etc
seems like fucking nothing left for him and his family he has to feed
what's the fucking point?
Based, 28-0 soon and Khabib haters will be on suicide watch.
I really want to see Khabib-Tony so that people can finally realize how shit Tony really is after he gets wrestled and mauled for 5 rounds and that Khabib is on a different level.
whats wrong with braps?
decided that poirier's gonna fuck this bitch up badly
Being a fucking samurai, bro.
LMAO stay away from ug
>Clicked on BJ Penn article on the front page and some red screen of death popped up telling me that my computer is infected and I need to call some (899) number to talk to customer support to fix it. I opened tqask manager and killed Chrome and then re-opened and it was gone but still, WTF?
KHABITCH DEFEND OR VACATE!
Agreed, i don't even give a shit about dustbin and know khabib will mop the floor with him, i can't wait for the tony fanboys to turn their backs on that spic and shit all over him when khaBULL destroys him just like how they did with conor, khabib is unstoppable.
I put big money on him against khabib, but after reading this I’m convinced he’s just some brainlet from Louisiana. Wtf bros
>Having shit internet
>Playing EU servers
You reap what you sow! Part and parcel!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
CONFIRMED!
youtube.com
youtube.com
BREAKING NEWS: As per UFC sources Khabib has pulled out and now Barboza is confirmed to replace Khabib for UFC 242
GET IN HERE /HEEM/STERS!!!! The injury is BRUTALLLLLL #JustBleedddddddddd
>Kebab skipping open workouts lol dont be scared hommie
He still has cringe
So is this why Greece can't pay their debnts!??!
Looks like someone from Rolling Stones.
enjoy the ban
german flag must have more of the black color now due to 5 mil refugees they live in Munich lol
or Cher
>conor KO's dustbin
>khabib makes conor tap
think about that for a sec
Brapposting gives your virginity away.
Rare video of Joanna Jett rockin' out! :^)
>not earning a million dollars to throw punches. One punch at a time.
Wait are you guys actually heemsters or...?
They are from Yea Forums everything they watch is make believe
Can Diego get Taisumov down?
this is Yea Forumsartaaaaaaaaaaaa! :^)
Wake up Dustin
>ufc fighter Whitmire said her mother has been homeless for years, struggling with schizophrenia and addiction to methamphetamine. Whitmire said she lived out of a backpack growing up, bouncing in and out of juvenile detention. Eventually, she found martial arts and began waiting tables.
You know that those who have a first degree relative with schizophrenia definitely develop schizophrenia right?
Schizophrenia is the chad mental illness
its over for dustbin
I can confirm that isnt true. Im the only one of my 6 siblings that has it.
>women let dog lick her face and dominate her
Why do all women love to get physically dominated by dogs. It's not even funny. You watch Caeser Milan: the dog wvisperer and it's always a women who has no control of her dog.
Maybe they hide it from u and unleash the beast when you're sleeping
Do I have scizophrenia if I hear voices and get extremely paranoid when I smoke weed or is it just a sign that I smoke good stuff?
>dad had schizophrenia
>have been feeling weird for the last few years
I can't tell if i have it too or if it's the coke
What kind of fucking mental midget hears voices in their head anyway telling them to do shit and shit
Walk to recover dustin go on walk to recover
Lol
streamable.com
Basado
You got choked out dustin
Its ok
women love the game loyalty and domination.Actually all the women are looking for 3 things. Dick,money and power.They dont give a fuck about anything else.So when they see the loyalty on dogs,its in their prime instincts to offer something for exchange to win something else in return,this why they let dogs to dominate them
if u hear voices,its not the weed,clearly you must go to a shrink or record these voices to a tape recorder,this is what i do
the coke probably
It's not that kind of voices, it's more like those kind or voices you hear when you forgot to turn off the tv. Hell I might just have forgotten about the tv
Remember when that was Ronda?
>the coke probably
whew
OH NO NO NO NO
Haha what
>tfw no heemcord invite
I just wanna talk to valbong...
what the fuck did he say?
Well don't co crazy trying to discern meaning in them or anything. It's your brain going haywire due to the drug influx, nothing more. I think everyone hears some variety of noises when they smoke weed, like seashore noises and handclaps.
"Heem stands for heem everyone even myself."
Based Bobert reading cheers
No dude that is actually uncommon and a sign you need to stop
Imagine sucking braps out of that brapper
This is the definition of getting pieced up.
I've legit high function Schizophrenia and I gotta tell you, it's badass as shit. The only people that go crazy on Schizophrenia are low IQ motherfuckers.
My mates were heaps into wing chungand the best fighter in the gym fought Bobby and got fucking belted
And thus wing ching remained a meme and Bobby became the best fighter Australia ever produced
Final version, frens!
Are you creative?
best timeline right there
Yes, schizophrenia is perfect for creativity because of the deep and vivid visualizations it produces. It becomes easier to come up with novel concepts and ideas because you're able to process them in great visual detail, among things.
wtf kek
that's never happening spiclover, tony is an overrated faggot, he got his ass handed to him by michael johnson (which khabib mauled).
She won by flying armbar I'd be crying too desu
I can't wait for her next HIT single! :^)
*makes muslims cry*
khabib will DESTROY dustin. khabib has no chance to win this fight.
>khabib will DESTROY dustin
>khabib has no chance to win this fight
Ok retard
but who wins the story?
This.
Forgot how badly Khabib destroyed Trujillo.
Based
That's a really old meme
Canderson
This is embarrassing, you can see it in his eyes, dustbin is a loser.
I want Dustin to win but I really don't think he has a chance. Might throw some money on khabib
I miss valbong
Making over 200k a year with no education, with fitness and nutrition specialists to keep you ripped and all you have to do is 15-25 minutes of work every few months? Sounds worth it to me.
Beh. Khabib is -500. There's no value in that.
UFC sucks now.
Still based and respectable Czech bro. Once a Czech fighter comes a tares up the scene you'll be able to call everyone who jumps on the bandwagon a cazzie.
>imagine having a loving wife and daughter
haha
>braza, we natty lw, just cut a weigh a littal bit
>no we kent fait in ww, first rule of pillowfistani is to cut at least two classes down
>don't worry, we not gonna heem nobody, we just MMgAy a littal and win, okei
>it's fine, revved abdula is on internet patrol, he will protect us from zis "facts" bullshit
>braza, don't trigger him by asking why dogshitstain & caucasus never produced one contender in HW, okei
>we manletweight people okei, and abdul gets banned and it's bad, he needs his 1 lira per post, okei?
The only thing worse than fighter fanboys is wrestling fanboys who act like it's the only unbeatable martial art. It was only a couple of months ago that everyone was saying Askren will easily wrestlefuck Masvidal to a three round decision and suddenly, for some reason, all the Asscream fans disappeared.
>Thinking Iaquinta beats Max Holloway
Cazzie
Those eclairs don't look that bad from other side. A feast for thinking men of heem.
Why are you rooting for the kuffar, Abbas?
i've seen worse desu
No is just triggers LowTest nerds for some reason
Liking posteriors is gravy, wanting to inhale flatulence should net you a trip to the gas chamber (the death kind)
Imagine being this revved
You'll do fookin nothing swedish cukk. Go raise some refugee.
Should have gotten him while he was -275 mug...or better yet...last year when he was -160 against mcnuggets
It's one of the most demented memes to come out of this site. Truly pathetic
heem everyone, even yourself!! :^)
>not inhaling
I hate it too. It's fucking stupid.
Who
>Cat beats Nunes
>Ronda humiliates Cat
>Nunes beats the shit out of Ronda
Really makes you think
Coral invented brap posting
It was PVZs brapper
The only thing brapposters should inhale is a slew of mustard gas
> he doesn't know about taxes and expenses
GET OFF MAH LEGS AAAHHHHH
Bet Khabib by decision at +200 then you cazzie
R9k robot losers spreading their autism everywhere.
Brap posting is just a part of Yea Forums culture tbqh
i never understand these types of posts, how much of a faggot do you have to be to question whether a elite fighter should be fighting or not? fuck off poof
No it isnt you demented 2016 sperg
Outlier fluke disproves majority winning strategy
Yikes and fallacious pilled
Based
I like braap
Where's the poop post guy? I woke up in the middle of the night last night and jotted these down out of nowhere.
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>Stipee Miopiss
>Donald "Cowdung" Pooronne
>Urinal Faber
>Alexcander Gutstuffedin aka Flushedoffson
>Cholera Gadelha
>Plug Hole Clogajunas
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
Get help
Bassd
Can't wait for everyone to pretend Stipe used his wrestling to beat DC the Olympian level wrestler
No one likes you
Inventing fake arguments in your head to feel smug about sounds real fucking normal freak
Have sex
Based
Get help
>what are write-offs
Nigger do YOU know about taxes and expenses?
imagine looking at a woman's ass and the first thing that comes to your mind is a fucking fart
Cope
Mental conditioning. It's what happens when a meme goes too far
>Changes the argument
>Says I invent fake arguments
Seethe
What site has that prop? Bovada and betdsi dont have any props up yet.
Effects of group-think mentality and nefarious porn addiction
He stuffed multiple TDs from DC.
>tf
>tp
Every Brazilian pornstar has done Brap porn, where's your national pride?
Khabib will want to finish the fight and theres a good chance he could
Tell me you wouldn't smell her farts!?
Miesha Tate has the best ass in the business!
I bet you would smell soupa the macaco instead
For you it's probably UMA DELICIA huehue! :^)
That has nothing to do with what I was asking, does it?
You're really stupid.
Based & fuckwrestlingpilled
>15-25 minutes of work every few months
Every bit of training they do is also work.
I never said it did
Oh does stuffing takedowns make you a wrestler now? Is Max considered a wrestler now?
They train all day
FanDuel, other sites should have props up by tomorrow.
Based. Making these lowtest nerds seethe.
Stipe is a D1 wrestler
Get a job and stop posting here all day
takedown defense is a part of wrestling you silly goose
Training is something they enjoy doing though, being /fit/ meatheads. The actual "work" is the media obligations. Imagine what being paid to jerk off to brap porn and post dank memes would be like for you.
>samefagging this hard
Yikes. MasviBUM nuthuggers have to be the most seething group of fairies over their boy “””winning”” a fight
>lowest
The only "lowtest" geeks here are the ones flirting about how often they masturbate to degenerate fantasies
Actually most fighters complain about how awful training is for them and 90% of them go into fights carrying injuries
Hmmm I thought fanduel was just fantasy football bullshit. They got some nice lines.
I thought muslims weren't allowed to touch w*men, or is it only for handshakes?
believe in Ben
>flirting
You mean showing off?!
Flirting... that word... I don't think you know what it means.
>Your walkout song if you were a UFC fighter
Khabib doesn't seem to like her tbeh
Hi user, come on in and don't mind the smell!!
There she goes again, just heeming my willy
Nice photoshop dmitry
A Muslim man has the right to touch any non-Muslim women however he pleases, even to rape her. She is not wearing a burqa, so she is asking for it.
Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.
At a small college and he wasn't anywhere near elite you can hardly find any information regarding his collegiate wrestling career. Guarantee he wasn't recruited to wrestle. He was much better at baseball. There's a reason he relies on his striking and only uses his wrestling against complete bums like Ngannou. He boxed DC and stuffed his takedowns. His past martial art experience doesn't necessarily make him one style. GSP never wrestled in highschool or college and was known for wrestlefucking the latter part of his career.
Wow, this is quite the picture.
I wish Megan wasn't such a can, it's preventing her from being MMA waifu tier instead of just fapbait.
Yes, but defending takedowns to strike does not make your a wrestler. Every striker does this. Wrestling is like jui jitsu in that part of why it looked so dominant was because it was completely neglected for so long.
Dustbin taps at the 4th round screencap this
also khabib calls out tony in post fight interview
Brap posting is really just bunda posting at this point
>b-b-b-but
Dont give a shit. Stay told.
Yes yes based
They started their Sportsbook last summer. It’s solid, easy to use, has most the games/props. Best part is the instant grading and payouts. I hear the horror stories on some of the online sites taking forever to pay.
>Flirting about how often they masturbate
No one is flirting with you bud
Based and Tatepilled
Kebab will probably go for GSP's nuts in the post fight interview
Askren will rise again, that flying knee knockout literally means nothing, if it failed jorge would've been fucked.
>Ignores what I said to feel right
Cry about wrestling some more I'm sure Max was an elite D1 wrestler since he stuffs takedowns
soundcloud.com
its over for you infidels, UFC is for mvslims now.
>if
It didn't fail tho
>Implying I replied to myself
Cringe and delusional my dude
he holds a record you know
Yeah for sure max is just like stipe the actual d1 wrestler
Seethe harder
Still it doesn't mean shit, we didn't even get to see askren actually fight, it was pure luck.
new
How would she do in wmma?
It's tuff b. Her and that other Aussie chick with the face tat and dead cat is my dr/heem/ threesome
>Stipe stuffs a takedown
>He a wrestler
>Max stuffs a takedown
>Uhhh he not a wrestler but he is
>we didn't even get to see askren actually fight
Exactly. that's why it was hilarious
>Luck
Cope. Askren put his head on Masvidal's knee like a dumbass it was his fault
Based
hmmm
What an absolute minx. She knows exactly what she's doing.
lol. we did already have an active husband and wife, the dela-rosas