/mlb/

Ty Cobb won so many games that I feel it's an unbreakable record. I've also been to where he was born. There's like a couple of ruined buildings and a roadside plaque signifying where the house he was born in once stood.

I imagine Narrows Georgia is pretty run-down?

Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe

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Why get rid of a top pitcher in the middle of a pennant chase?

nice op

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Because we still have the best pitching in the American league without him? Need offense badly. JRAM disappearing doesnt help either. Bauer also has sucked ever since he has been in cincy.

When is Kluber coming back?

I think he's out until the end of the season

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The Cubs are only 2.5 games out of first place!

gay louis blows! it runs in the family!!!

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cosbs in a seethe

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it's okay, the cardinals will win tomorrow to make it 3 out of 4

Yanks

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But can my Dbacks make the WC?

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the ballpark of the future.

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Will it have a home run sculpture?

What do you think that niche in right center is?

which niche?

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Now all it needs is an adults only petting zoo, a roller coaster, some waterfalls and a torchy's tacos to be complete.

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Where's the bonues zone and multipliers? Get this generic shithole out of my fucking face Jenkins or it's your ass cheeks getting spread

>inb4 baseball introduces the ground rule triple

>remove fielders
>only pitchers vs batters
>paint out field/infield into zones
>wherever the ball lands determinea the result of the play
>multipliers and bonus zones

Very nice.... Nice indeed... If I may add something...why not just go back to the 19th century where pitchers underhand served the ball with the purpose of the opponent hitting it?

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I still have faith. Bauer will be based again.

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No, we'll use that for the female league we will introduce now

>fought for the bad guys in wwii
>based

Is ryu even gonna get the cy young with his ERA rising ?

wwi*

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post youre boomer music
youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w

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Vicious is the best track from that album

not a bad choice but it's actually
youtube.com/watch?v=kJoHspUta-E

Another great track

youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g

i can't remember if that was the opening or closing song of the Ron and Fez radio show.

youtube.com/watch?v=YbigVkiAe0s
>tfw boomers had the most innovative music
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR, THEY HAD THE BEST OF EVERYTHING
based, I played this on Just Dance for the Wii

We are trying our best as mets fans. We are trying to be better people. We are so SO sorry. As mets fans we fucked up BIG time. We never should have been so cocky, but can you really blame us?! We've never known real success. We are like an infant when it comes to these things. Oh how I wish we could be like you stankees. Oh how I just WISH that bro. We will learn from this experience. We will strive to be better. We will takke this to heart and it will mold us as people to propel into a new era of mutual respect, dignity and optimism.

It's late night /mlb/... KOWASHITAI
youtube.com/watch?v=uRCNFOOMDYU

When I sleep I lucid dream and have lewd raep.

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I must say /mlb/ getting through this week sober is getting pretty tiresome after last holiday weekend’s excessive debauchery
Pretty comfy but I wouldnt of minded if it had some of those usual dancing computer generated animu sluts

youtube.com/watch?v=uowuoOLhtV4
Since this video was made, the DeNa Baystars have gone 8-2 and have closed the gap for 1st place in the central to 2.5 games.

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A reminder that juiced balls are used in odd years since and regular (or less juiced) balls are used in even years.

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I wish she’d juice my balls if you know what I mean

>Yankees players all wore NFL jerseys for the trip to Boston
>American guys wore their hometown team or the Giants
>foreign guys wore Eagles jerseys because Kahnle has a collection for some reason
>Clint Frazier wore a fucking Antonio Brown jersey

64th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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There is no Narrows, GA. It's essentially a ghost town. Which is cool to me because I live right next to an even larger, more preserved ghost town built during the Gold Rush of 1829, which was a place called Auraria for obvious reasons. What's left of Narrows is basically unincorporated land that is a census-designated place, not even a town.

66th for Washington Nigger Baseball Birds. Ben Franklin was right, the turkey is a better symbol of America than the bald eagle, moreso because Americans eat them.

Which will be for modelesque women only in lingerie of course

At least it stays in one spot. It's well documented that in the days before outfield fences a rope was often used instead. Crowds would inevitably stretch the rope as they pressed in for a better view, and would sometimes recede when the away team was batting to give their outfielders an extra couple of feet to work with.

based

Somehow the mets have a better chance to STILL make the playoffs than the phillies. Can they do it?

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Any race between the Mets and the Phillies is always a race to the bottom.

The Cubs have an easier schedule than the Mets, so it would take a hell of a >cusbing to get them in.

whats the point of this team? move them to canada or mexico

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My first victory. What a day.

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Morning boys.

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No one deserves that punishment

it's like the bears vikings rivalry

>coors

Cubs have a 4 game sets against both the padres and brewers on the road. If they cant take 5 games at least, they are FUCKED

>on the road
you now realize the Cusbs have a worst road record than the Dad's home record, nevermind the Broors

BIRDS

This is literally what could make the cubs a playoff team, or falter out of it. Also dont count the mets out regardless. They still have a sliver of hope to make it and their real "tough" teams are against atlanta on the final weekend, and the dodgers next weekend. They could sneak in if a lot of variables go right. Same for the diamondbacks who sold greinke

September baseball is great

What's going to fuck over the Cubs is their streaky offense. They win 4 goes, then proceed to lose 4 games.

>BERDS!!!

Hoping >we can do our part to shit on the nats and help the mets desu

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Do it. Then again I doubt the mets make it. I would love a wild card game against washington since they do NOT look good against them, even when that 10-4 game happened

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>3 teams from the NL east in playoffs
Please

it is possible and the bloodbath from the central ends up killing the broors and cubs.

All baseball is great

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

OH NO PHILTHIES

Broors are dead, the fate of the Cubs is entirely up to the Cubs.

Remember the Tards and Cubs play 7 of the last 10 games against each other. So if one team does clinch the NL Center, they're going to start resting starters whereas that'll give the other team a leg up for the wild card.

Wow i never thought of it like that

oh right. Also the brewers bullpen has been hot garbage so yeah. They better go shopping for a starter or two because gio gonzalez was a fucking terrible signing

So what if the dodgers lose in the first round this time instead of no world series?

>if

So you want a repeat of 2015 where the Central has the best teams, but kill themselves so the Mets can waltz unopposed to the World Series, where they're immediately crushed by whomever the AL sends.

Central has ONE good team this season

Yeah, the Cubs, they're just inconsistent.

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Hard disagree. If a team is not performing like they should be, are they good?

kek barfs, they're going to get swept this series. screencap this.

Because it only matters who's hot going into the playoffs. The best team on paper and record does not always win.

The nationals nearly got swept by the mets. What makes you think they can do a sweep on atlanta?

Yeah the hawks :^)
This but the opposite

>Getting BTFO 8-0
LOL GNATS!

Gnats dont play till 420 pst
>gints

>420
WEED MAN
I was going to not lose by 8 runs, but then I got high.
LOL GNATS

Alright i think I'm going to one more game this season at the end of the month

What team?

White Sox

Did the white sox just 1 hit the Indians?

It happens from time to time. ReyLo has good stuff, his control is just wildly inconsistent.

gg Indians
Rey rey hey hey

My doyers at away game. The best part about going to an away dodger game is not being in LA, even though I like dodger stadium

The cardinals still have to face the nationals and dbacks which could be tough. They'll likely beat the pirates. It'll go down to the last 4 game set for sure.

>nationals
They are very unusual. They play like they did against the met then I dont see the nats beating them
>D-backs
Hot team is hot. They'll probably cool down against them

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers

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Did the Mets have the parade for winning the first 81/2 innings yet?

obsessed

>Barves

Houston Astros? More like, Houston ASStros am I right, haha

>angels blowing another 6 run lead in the 7th
I WANT OUT
GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE
FIRE EVERYONE

>SmelLA

to be absolutely fair, the Angels' pitching has been the worst aspect of their team and was the worst part even before Skaggs died. And Oakland has been playing with the fervor that you would hope to see in a wild card team that actually wants to make a playoff run. they're the one AL wildcard that I could see making it past the WC game and actually making a run in the playoffs.

Also I keep saying they play an excellent two way game of both small and longball. The indians arent striking me at all as a good team, especially if the twins beat them this weekend

TROUT JUST HIT A 500 FOOT HOME RUN
The statcat thing says it's 455 but watch the video and you'll see how wrong they are.

no

yeah. their infield is probably top 5 in the league right now and their pitching is pretty good. enough to at least generally keep them in the game. I think they made their best statement in their wins against the Astros and Yankees. They can clearly come through against the teams they need to.
Indians have gone cold, and they did it at exactly the wrong time. swept by the rays and splitting with the white sox when every game counts is not promising for them.

Also the indians arent clutch at the moment. Trading for puig and reyes should be good, but puig hasnt had a big moment as an indian. Hell, even if the A's did lose two to the yankees in walk-offs, they took that season series 4-2, which is VERY good if they want to play them in a 5 game series. The rays also deserve credit because they just keep finding a way to not only win, but also get great pitching even after losing glasnow and snell. They got fucked over last year simply put from the yankees and bo-sox being incredible

>mexico

First World only.

The Phillies remind me of a quote from the Braves GM, Alex Anthopoulos, before the season started, when he said something like "Yeah, they got Realmuto and Harper, but if it's September and they're out of the race, who'll care anymore?"

Well, who cares anymore?

Theyre still in the race mathematically, same for the mets. If the mets sweep them this weekend, then they are fucked.

LOL, Angels, LOL

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Reminder the A's have a suspended game to make up tomorrow where they are the road team in oakland against detroit. They are up 5-3 in the bottom of the 7th, and also have 3 against the toggers. If the twins sweep the injuns, then that could spell danger for the indians dreams of a wild card spot

Watch the video. See how high it went and where it landed.

Webm?

>0-2 barves
>0 outs in the first

Time to get the bullpen nats

Yanks

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Acuna gonna get that 40/40

Pulling out the bullpen hoping they don't choke before the Braves' bullpen does is a very "brave" strategy.

astros desu

Braves bullpen has been solid the past few weeks though

>walking a pitcher trying to bunt

Woah

JASH

>dicks herpes
Bump

For me it's nl mvp Freddie freeman

>Smoak throws the ball into the stands and throws the game
why do I even bother watching this sport

fook the coobs

>page 7

Yea Forumsstros

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everyone's getting their playoff shitposting collections together

Blame the world's worst sport.

Soccer?

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!!!

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Why can't Kershaw master a changeup? Just throw it slower lmao

guys I just thought of something, why don't hitters just wait for a good pitch and then just hit it? Why are so few people doing this?

Jomboy here!!

>gnats getting 1 hit
LAMO

This^

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He unironically kind of looks like that

eh.

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strawpoll.me/18598792

literally who the fuck is jomboy

Max fried is honestly coming out of the braves rotation as that guy people forget but throws a quality game.

SCHWARBIE HIT A GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAINST THE SEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If you play for one run, that's all you'll get" -Earl Weaver
Fuck small ball and fuck John Means. All of the pitchers on the team suck, but at least none of the others were given an undeserved all-star spot.

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>off by 1
>Deleted by jannie
Fucking serves you right faggot

Los Jankees

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OUT AT HOME

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Walgreens bullpen even more dead

come on Melancon wtf

lets go _wins

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thats... a lot of makeup.

Dudes been good for a while hes allowed 1 bad at bat. Calm down and get the last one

A baseball youtuber that zoomers watch

delete this

twitter.com/Twins/status/1169795575035912192

>gnats

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Based. But fuck the brewers, they are not based

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just woulda been nice to see that goose egg stay there kek

>marlels might win a road series

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Good game Nats. Stay mad Mets

Yeah but I'll take the win every day of the week. Plus fried didnt get any of the runs.

>stealing memes

Yea Forumsstros

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>baseball
>zoomers
okay now i've seen it all. i'm willing to bet they only watch baseball because he introduced them to it though

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bad news: If the Braves win tomorrow, the Nationals will no longer be able to say their favorite "best record in baseball since May 24" line.

Fried is a lucky pitcher who benefits from his run support, but can do well

>1 hit allowed
>lucky pitcher
Based retard bro

Bravos desu yo~

What about Reynaldo Lopez then?

Based
Whomstve?

r/a/ngers

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b/a/seb/a/ll

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That's a pretty good pitcher if hes pulling this shit consistently like fried.
>1 ER
>5.17 ERA
is that his season total? Then he has the ability to be good but is obviously inconsistent

Mest will sweep Phaillies

>1 ER

Lame.

Blame Goins

Sorry Fellas.

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When Fried’s stuff is on it’s fantastic, lefty with a mid 90s fastball with good location, an absolutely filthy mid 70s curve, and two other plus pitches, and he’s only 25, literally every team in the league would want him in their system

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United States v Canada - U-18 Baseball World Cup

chat enabled

youtube.com/watch?v=eo4Wc0GQ19Q

COOOOOOOOM

this post aged well

marlins won a road series

wooo

>magic number 15, 7 in a row

honestly this probably ended any hope the Gnats had of winning the East

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any interesting prospects playing for either side?

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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That 52 year old Coomer who talks about The Cubs on the radio

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not the fucking canadian catcher holy shit

Post anime Jap.

is hentai sex ed

rape time

post your "japs eye" aha

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What's your stance on Ron Coo-coms?

Cobb FEARS the Chad Honus

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>the can of nada

What's your opinion on former MLB players going to NBP?
youtube.com/watch?v=qavPv1R08mo

I like it obviously. But young talented and untested guys like Carter Stewart coming to Japan are a lot more exciting to me.

Stewart's livin' the dream even if the pay isn't as good.
If he makes it in MLB, I wonder if the change in how fan bases behave during games will mess with him, it's a lot more quiet in the MLB compared to NPB.

why would a jap post on an American chan? genuinely curious

bears bunker thread

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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I gotchu fellow chicabro

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Coming this December.

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Northside here

This guy needs to apologize

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>Gnats

>dude lets just sign more players lmao

>Getting BTFO 10-0
LOL GNATS

New fags out

hell of a post, schwarbro

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>Gnatfag seething the Dodgers are winning the world series this year.
Enjoy having your even year meme 'dynasty totally forgotten.

>implying I'm a gint
>calling the gints the gnats
>implying the doyers wont choke in the NLDS

>Being the gnats bitch
That's even worse!
LMAO @ ur life!

>gnats bitch
"My" team literally owns the gnats m8

Then tells who they are.

Not on my watch idiot.

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

Yes. Throw the tantrum. Get it all out, sucker.

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Look at the baby bears on this gal.

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>Error occurred must reload page
>Have to listen to another ad
Fuck you too

>leafs about to get mercy ruled

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I bet you could make enough cheese for a 'go 'za from that breast milk

>U-18 Baseball World Cup
if only >we could succeed at irrelevant international tournaments against the best baseball nation on the planet...

Hi uhhh i'd like a GRAND SALAMI

this is the dumbest thing I've seen today and I post on multiple boards

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You faggpts cant even succeed at supporting your only sport. Much less an international tournament against the best SPORTS nation on the planet

>I wonder if the change in how fan bases behave during games will mess with him, it's a lot more quiet in the MLB compared to NPB.
You think he didn't know what crowds are like in his home country before he went to Japan in the first place?

What are some things Canada succeeds at?

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>cusb

Yea Forumsstros desu

Joe West on suicide watch with that brantley walk off

Other way lardass. He'd get used to the NPB fans before coming back, suddenly, no brass

But they beat wisconsin and avenged their dads tonight.

>Can't make webm of her without it lagging to hell and back.
Kill me.

Also here's the video
mlb.com/video/david-bote-homers-11-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-center-field?t=home-runs

what did West do this time?

freestyle skiing, taxation, and the american entertainment industry

>cant even succeed at supporting your only sport
??
hockey is very popular here
before you drop the "no stanley cups since 1993" meme on me, keep in mind the plurality of every cup-winning team ever has been canadian. ironically, canadians dont want to play in canada, cause of dogshit weather, immense pressure/media attention, and immense taxes/cost of living

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You're right, he would have only learned everything about baseball crowds the second he stepped on sacred Nippon soil. They definitely didn't sign him based on his performance playing the game in America in front of crowds numbering in the dozens, if that. The culture shock of coming back to his home country would be sure to blow the poor kid's mind!

Last 30 games: 307/.408/.739
Last 14 games: 333/.418/.854
Last 7 games: 500/.591/1.278
1.278 SLG!!
SECOND HALF: .255/.348/ .638
a .986 OPS OH MY!

youtube.com/watch?v=q51vLwh88EI

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schrodinger's strike zone

Schwarbie posting has awakened kyle schwarber

astros desu

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>needs america to save them
>6 teams out of 31 (soon to be 32)
>1993

guys I don't really like Heidi anymore, Kelly is the only one for me

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Don't say I didn't do anything nice for anyone.

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mommyyy

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Me on the left.

>Congratulating the girl who caught the ball
You're a nice old guy.

RIP

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>cubbiewubbies obsessing over one (1) win
>cardinals comfortably leading the division

Hey Inspector Godgers!!

congrats on the win fella!

much respect to ya

mest kek..!

Braves are the hottest team in baseball

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based schwarbro.

schwaschwar schwa schwa schwa schwarbieeeee
schwaschwar schwa schwa schwa schwarbieeeee

schwaschwar schwa schwa schwa schwarbieeeee
schwaschwar schwa schwa schwa schwarbieeeee

A bat that can do anything, Schwarbieolg!

schwaschwar schwa schwa schwa schwarbieeeee
schwaschwar schwa schwa schwa schwarbieeeee

With this power I possess, I'll make you regret throwing that pitchhh

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gay lmao

I'm done with this fucking franchise. It's always "Wait til next year" with this franchise. Yeah, I've been waiting 5 years for another playoff run. What is it going to take to get Trout a ring? I'm excited for Adell, but with him then it's potentially 3 good players on the Angels, Adell(?), Ohtani, and Trout. That's not enough, this franchise is doomed.

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>What is it going to take to get Trout a ring?
getting traded 5 years into his contract, a trade in which the Anglmaos retain 50% of the remaining payout

>What is it going to take to get Trout a ring?
Not be a disgrace of an outfielder?

Yanks

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It's late night /mlb/...
youtube.com/watch?v=f8kB5EP9_RM

dancing sluts are back, life is good

Rags

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Just listened to an ancient rock radio station die so it could become the FM simulcast of my team's flagship AM station. I wasn't prepared for these feels, bros.

>AB 6, R 5, H 4, BB 3
You better pray Zobrist cools off since he's back to being a spark plug for the offense.

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*prays*
oh dear lord please let him cool down lord pleas...

Oh dear lord I beg you pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

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when they got the black outfits on is when i coomed

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Why the fuck is he still kicking? Then again he’s facing brewers pitching so no surprise. What a fluke

You already got bryce harper so why do you need his cronie in rendon also? Then again I suppose the gnats will lose him too in favor of another baby shark walkup meme because that totally brings fans to nationals park

Still only 1/10 as annoying as the tomahawk chop or the douche that bangs on a cowbell at mets games.

>I hate fun
I bet you're loads of fun at parties and have lots of friends.

>mad
>at the 2 best traditions in sports

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Reminder.

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astros desu

What happened, lads? Why did he forget how to hit?

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He is both an overrated hitter and overrated pitcher tbqhwy

He should have gone to the Cubs and not a team that would waste his career.

Nah

Yah

Happy Friday, boys!
youtu.be/ixCdFDrjW_Q

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happy friday
I'm still enjoying thursday

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Still burning off beverages, brothers?

The Nats looked like shit last night

Reminder if the mets bullpen didnt have a brainfart, the gnats would've lost 4 in a row now

They looked gassed and frustrated

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>"WHITE" Sox

they're a shit team that will get exposed in the wild card game, especially if they're the home team
that stadium is soulless

1. RF - Leury Garcia - brown
2. 3B - Yoan Moncada - brown
3. 1B - Jose Abreu - brown
4. DH - Yonder Alonso - brown
5. LF - Eloy Jimenez - brown
6. SS - Tim Anderson - black
7. C - Welington Castillo - brown
8. 2B - Yolmer Sanchez - brown
9. CF - Adam Engel - White
P. Reynaldo Lopez - brown
M - Ricky Renteria - brown

""""""""white""""""""" sox

don't forget the bullpen

again, METS fans all cared for that series, not that national fans. What a shitshow. Hell, even trea turner was pissed back when the mets played them at citi. He wants their stadium to be that loud and passionate

Yonder Alonso is a Rockie

bjfag btfo

So are the Red Sox supposed to have a bunch of native americans?

/mlb/ and /hoc/ broship!

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>shorks

Ironically enough the dodgers are the MLB's whitest team.

>Queens
lmao

Rick Renteria is a white hispanic

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Oh how the tables have turned My turn to shop. How long should I make her tag along?

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He's been best friends with Giants' former GM Brian Sabean for years, and was his Assistant GM in SF. After Sabean won his championships he promoted himself to vice president so he could do whatever he wanted without being GM, in his case, scouting. Maybe he told Colletti how much fun it was, and Colletti's hockey fan side took him in that direction.

He's going to buy a whole new set of jewelry for thieves to steal out of their next rental car.

Tebow, Heimlich and Recker. Which do you select and why?

Shields

Tebow
All he does is win

For me it's Anthony 'Lifetime ERA 0.00' Rizzo, who shouldn't be traded for pitching, he should be made a pitcher.
youtube.com/watch?v=29Xnftvydfs

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uh oh! 24/7 cubbie is in the house

It's ERG vs cubbiesfag.

>For me it's Anthony 'Lifetime ERA 0.00' Rizzo, who shouldn't be traded for pitching, he should be made a pitcher.
Compare and contrast Anthony Rizzo and Anthony Recker please.

All he does is slash .163/.240/.255 against kids half his age.

ERG vs. ECF

Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

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Why did you post an NFL meme in an MLB thread?

a cardinal is a cardinal

Is it though?

Teams above .500:

AL East: 3/5
AL Central: 2/5
AL West: 2/5

NL East: 4/5
NL Central: 3/5
NL West: 2/5

Why is the NL East the best division? Everyone else has a joke of a division to beat up on.

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NLE is just stupid competitive right now

>Why is the NL East the best division?
*goes 3-12 in postseason series in the 2010s*

For 2nd place

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and for a wild card spot.

Would not be surprised to see
>braves
>bats
>mets

if the mets go on a MIRACLE run which involves either the cubs/nats pulling a 2011 braves as well, then it possible

Mets only have a .485 strength of schedule remaining, they can do it, but going 0-6 against the Braves and Cubs and blowing that 10-4 ninth inning lead was pretty damning.

cubs = penis in man butt

yep. I dont want to believe in that miracle run because it just would make me sad in the end. This is what the mets would have to go to even have a shot

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>Losing to the rookies but sweeping the Phillies
U wot m8?

Yu mad?

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This is the mets. I wouldnt be shocked if they lost a game in colorado or cincy

>3-1 dbacks
>1-2 dodgers
>2-1 @ rox
>2-1 braves
The Mets will be watching the WC on TV with the rest of us.

Explain to me how he's not a top contender for Comeback player of the year.

Because Lucas Giolito exists. Unless you meant NL only.

Gay York Mest

Mets fans are STILL convinced that their shitty team is going to somehow squeak in to the WC game. The Hobo Piss Fume Delusion Meme is real.

kek mest..... kek!

Its speculation. I dont think its gonna happen after that nats game, but what could happen anyway. Regardlessly they still turned their season around and will have more wins than last season.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort bragg commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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muh-muh-muhest!

miracle mest kek

levitate in the standings mest kek

You want to talk baseball or just add kek to everything?

mest baseball kek

magic mest kek.... nothing up my sleeve! PRESTO! watch october baseball disappear!

Pick one

MEST
MOTS
MEETS
MOOTS

You know what's funny?

Mets.

And now for my next magic trick kek! I will make my epic escape...from the prospects of a pennant chase!!

LA DA DA DA DA DAAA DAAA
MEST KEK MEST KEK
ALAKAZAM!

These assholes are a thorn in my side

We get it you dont like the mets

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

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These wankers never let up

10-4

The psycho trucker gang is riding us roughshod

I'm not well versed in 2019 /mlb/ lore because Yea Forums is arguably one of the worst boards on 4channel.

What is the story behind the guy spamming 'gay louis' content? What team is he a fan off?

watch me turn a 100% chance of victory into a magical loss!

Don't fuck with the gang unless you want the wheels.

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it's not just one guy

The Royals.

t. the one guy

It was a 99.9% chance not 100% you stupid.

Either royals or cubs. It didn't seem to be one of them when they were spamming "cubyals!" My guess is the schwarber poster is one of them and ERG is the other, but there also could be a wild card I don't know of.

God bless you Inspector

GAY LOUIS!!1

kek gay louis... kek

reminder st.louis has a more stable bullpen and hitting core. Cubs are inconsistent and will shoot themselves in the foot

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WHICH OF YOU ASSHOLE IS POSTING GAY LOUIS!!! AAAAA

stop this shitposting you stupid fuck

Retards alert

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streamable.com/rer7b

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>mocking native americans and incessantly banging on a tin can like a retard are the 2 best traditions in sports

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COOBIEWOOBIES IN A SEETHE!!!!!!!!!!!

This gay louis poster is fucking pissing me off

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Gay louis poster won't reveal himself... ain't got the stones... that's why we need the inspector... this pecker's due for a come uppance

he's a coward... expose him and watch him panic... watch him plead for mercy...

imagine hating baseball so much that you are mad at the Historic 11 Time World Series Champion St. Louis Cardinals, Established 1882

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BEISUBORU

>lots of people at Flushing Meadows tonight...to watch tennis
>citi field is almost empty
isn't it sad, fellow Mestfriends?

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Through my research I have discovered that the gay louis posted is none other than kyle schwarber himself

Who will end this rain of terror

we need gogers

cubs r gay lmlfao

Based cubbiewubbie setting lifelong cardianals fans into a full blown tantrum

this is honestly terrifying...

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the nl central stinks lol

BASED BIRDS
WHO CAN STOP'EM

you got to love them birds

keep coping, retard

kek retard

most of new york is retarded, how surprising

twisn

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ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 tampa bay devil rays

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i love this fucken race

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>no royals thread

bunch of faggots on this board

i was talking with another user yesterday saying that Oakland has positioned themselves as probably the most playoff convincing WC team.

make one then ya poof

Quads for truth

isp ban on posting images nigger

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they have the pieces to win a series or two, for sure. roark wants that contract, he's been a 2.70 athletic since being traded lmao

Tebow, Shields, Heimlich and Recker. Which do you select and why?

check'd

Austin Barnes recalled from triple A exile
I'm rooting for the guy desu

Former MLB player, radio host Chris Duncan dies at 38
mobile.twitter.com/i/events/1170139180061511680

All the "Gay Louis" posts gave him brain cancer.

GAY LOUIS KEK

Jints @ Doyers

Jash Donald, son
>gnats

Phillie chads....

why are the gnats so shit? is it because of the baby shark and their fans not attending their ballgames?

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

Edwin diaz is why I want to drink

You were saying......?

I will expose gay Louis poster myself

Could Diaz blow this yet again? Which team is better at blowing it?

>barfs

Luke jackson should be in gwinnett

HOW DO YOU BLOW THAT MANY SAVES

expose the retard

Where is Asian Baseball Guy? I haven’t seen him in a while.

the state of puke jackson

mets are literally in the playoffs without diaz

>edlose diaz

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>newKomb

no u

life is like Bonilla dayyyyyy
here in mestberg,

shit management, bad contracts, awful tradessssssss
it's a, mest kek

might make a good mo-oveeeee
OR LOSE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!

MEST

KEK KEK

EVERY DAY A NEW ONE GETS INJURED

CANO NO

TALES OF EDWIN DIAZ IN MESTBERG

KEK KEK

LOOK AT THE STANDINGS RIGHT BEHIND YOUU
IS THE REBUILDING SWORDFISH
BUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB ON TO 2015

KEK KEK

EVERYDAY YOU SEE ANOTHER WASTED TALENT

KEK KEK

ALONSO WON'T EVEN LAST JUST LIKE DAVID WRI-IGHT

STRO-MAN!

HE WON'T HELP YOU AND YOU'LL STILL LOSE

BLEW ANOTHER ONE AND YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

LU-GO!
Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 21:23:33 No.95071304 ViewReport
life is like Bonilla dayyyyyy
here in mestberg,

shit management, bad contracts, awful tradessssssss
it's a, mest kek

might make a good mo-oveeeee
OR LOSE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!

MEST

KEK KEK

EVERY DAY A NEW ONE GETS INJURED

CANO NO

TALES OF EDWIN DIAZ IN MESTBERG

KEK KEK

LOOK AT THE STANDINGS RIGHT BEHIND YOUU
IS THE REBUILDING SWORDFISH
BUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB ON TO 2015

KEK KEK

EVERYDAY YOU SEE ANOTHER WASTED TALENT

KEK KEK

ALONSO WON'T EVEN LAST JUST LIKE DAVID WRI-IGHT

STRO-MAN!

HE WON'T HELP YOU AND YOU'LL STILL LOSE

GET SWEPT BY THE WORST ROAD TEAM

MEST KEK

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Goddamn the Mets are endlessly funny.

>mets
3rd place is too much

I fucking hate that shit.

GO BUCS!

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cubs losing

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cards losing

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Stolen

Either way bad for Zath’ras

it's an old one. I doubt the op still browses

Shane greene pls

When do you think you'll grow out of posting on this board? Imagine people like tensnake Mauer and Mr metaphor have actually moved on with their lives and we're still here.

J D DAVIS

THE J D STANDS FOR BTFOING THE PHILTHIES

Probably when I stop laughing at stuff here. Could be now or never.

ALONSO WALKOFF SLAM

POLAR BEAR

Walkoff Walk lmao

>Mauer
>ever growing up
That would honestly be depressing, if it weren't impossible

PHILTHIES kek PHILTHIES

my metsies :)

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

>a walk off walk
Lmao
Good job Mets
No playoffs though

What's surprising is that Mauer isn't here now that the tloses are actually elite.

Braves tbq desu

>cuckadelphia

>GNATS
OOOOOOOH OH OHH OH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH

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I dont even know man. Fucking walk off walk and its all because of a hits batsman
I'd rather take 3rd at this point. Salvage a shitty season

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BRAVES

Good game, Braves. Stay mad, Mets.

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>gnats

>Best record in MLB since May 24

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Braves finna win the superb owl

Thanks broors and barves at least.

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Walgreens is officially out of business

Can the NL east just go die in a hole already.

At least DC isn’t a minority filled shithole

NLE is a meme ride that will have like 4 .500 teams lol

>>>>>>>implying
twitter.com/FOXSportsBraves/status/1170160852793606145?s=09

>Nats

astros desu

>magic number at 13
>second 8 game winning streak in 16 games
>new franchise record 12 home wins in a row

lol Fangraphs thought we'd only go two games over .500 over our last 30 games

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Ya play good barves. Now dont fuck up in the playoffs with that raw talent

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>All these barfs bandwagoners

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA CUBS LOST OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

KEK SCUBA

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>cusb

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Hey milwaukee win two more this weekend

>SEETHE

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Hi Philly retard who is literally retarded

DID MY SCUBBIE WUBBIES WIN YET OwO :333333

I'm going make the new thread

...

Rekt

>second 8 game winning streak in 16 games
Isn't that just a 16 game winning streak?