/tennis/ - US Open Quarterfinals

Siniakova posts her bf in her IG stories, if anyone interested

3, no one cares about us open

>this is the most prestigious tournament
hello netflix fan

year round nigga

The patrician follows pennis year round while the giga chad wagecuck patrician realizes he can't and is a slam/M1000s babby

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FUCKING STREAM WHERE

SHE'S A MOTHER

>long ass interview with Berrettini as if he won the tournament
This doesn't bode well

>letting the dadlet numale reindeer make threads
Get it together

Svitolina cannot beat Williams

seriously the worst thread ever. makes our general look amateurish

nadal will still be a fraud. 0 world tour atp 12 out of 18 slams on the same surface

>>letting the dadlet numale reindeer make threads
>Get it together

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make a new one

what difference makes the courts?
I assume clay allows you to ninja slide to defend, and grass makes the game slower?

dude I just want to watch tennis with my bros. why does there have to be the fighting?

big yikes assuming we're your bros

its the opposite. game is slow af on clay. on grass its lightning fast

because jt ruins the thread every time worse than his dad molested him before dying

Spare a thought for this hero

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bruh wtf

>because jt ruins the thread every time worse than his dad molested him before dying

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zverev and shittypass are in the top 10 and will more than likely make the cutoff for the atp finals

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have (consensual) sex with someone besides your dad

Why are zoomers so bad at 10is?

Clay is the surface that makes the cream rise to the top

It's by far the most technical surface

Too busy buying into the go to college meme to play sports

social media and most people that get into tennis now are rich

the roman did it.

t retard

tbf they are still more successful than the generation that came before them but after nadal/murray/djokovic

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what makes djocovic the number 1 atm?

Is Mallorca really Spanish though?

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2 major titles in 1 year

he's not actually human. he's a disney villain who has yet to reveal he's a robot.

grass favours attack, clay favours defense, hard court is a the default court

Like infinite stamina and robot precision?
t. would like to know more about this sport

carpet is mario tennis tier

sorry about your boy. he was so tired after 2nd set, just staring at his shoes.

Yeah it's a small island but england has the most prestigious tourney deal with it russkov

Aussie Open is the most fun tbf. Best crowd

tennis has very classy trophies

russia had a carpet court at one point

So Nadal's #1 after this, right?

Hell naw you cray?

nadal has to be the 5'6'' ex nazi german jewish argentinian first.
im rootin for schwartzman tbf

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what do u think about kyrgios? he's entertaining but definitely not classy

why is the djokovic man less popular than deferer/nadal despite outclassing them

slambabby casuals are pure cancer it's no surprise why only you the numale reindeer and exam skipper only come back when there's a slam

How far is the nearest tennis court from your living place?

460 m
1500 ft

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Fed has a good personality, Rafa is a blank autist, and the bot is unlikable.

he's boring to watch. he plays so far behind the line. he rarely comes up to the net and never takes risks.

My back yard.

My brother in law put it in for the wife and I

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Rafa is not austismo u fucking sperg.

His game is effective but boring, he doesn't excel at anything except at returning and it doesn't help that he tells crowds to suck his dick mid match either

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Ah yes...the 80 mph 2nd serve

Rublev was bathing in the boos the other day. I fucking loved it.

>72 mph

That's beautiful. And you have the tennis matches right next to your house, it's wonderful.

Stan, is that you?

Women’s tennis is so much worse than men’s it’s absurd. Flat strokes 2 feet above the net, slow movement, weak serves...yikes

best of 3 instead of 5 and they get paid the same
how is that fair?

anyone post caro's IG stories from 1st september 2019

No, sorry.

You mean Medvedev?

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SHE'S A MOTHER

Goddamn it, I cannot pull all nighters anymore, getting old, 33.

Could take another 2 hours in the worst case for the Nadal match to begin.

But why worry? Going to bed now, and when I wake up I will see Nadal has won and see seething Fedelel autists here.

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Oh, it's Roger. Hope you're feeling better.

>stadium virtually empty
Not only are jew yorkers the worst behaved fans they are also the most casual

After last night's women's match you expect people to show up for WTA?

>not taking a nap and having an alarm blasting VAMOS wake you up
I mean do you even time zone?

Who was that idiot they mentioned tonight after Matteo won? The guy pointed him out, and the cameras were on him a few times, and Matteo just ignored it.

Not easy to get from Manhattan to Corona Park during rush hour

nadal game is one hour from now

>33 years old
do you have toil tomorrow?

33 is not old, fix your life dude
Im 27 and feeling better than my early 20s

not having cuties playing is a big nono
miss donna was a cutie, loved watchign her

Investment commercial, Rolex commercial, Mercedes commercial, HIV medication commercial.
Is tennis gay?

go into the foreign legion
you will become a new man

bump for bianca's sweaty legs

why do you think there is so much prize money. look at the commercials they haul in

Kek, I am a NEET, forever NEET :^)

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you forgot the botox commercial

this shit is insane, I know someone who did it
he has a look in hiseyes like he could kill you for nothing, life is meaningless to him and his old idendity is deleted forever
I dont get why people do this shit

>rolex
>mercedes
>oil money airline company
>major bank
>prestigious credit card company
>big pharma
is tennis too capitalist?

is it the sport with the most prize money?

Cam was on this plastic surgery vet lady, then they immediately went to botox commercial.
sides.orbit

French people who go in the FFL have to change their names and nationality, as no French can be in the FOREIGN Legion.
It's designed to fuck you up.

Most sports don't really offer prize money. Players make money from salary and sponsorship.

which womens tennis player would cause monfils to double fault the most?

I'm sorry, but as a minority woman, I cannot stand the amount of racism and misogyny in these threads.

obviously either of the williams
ooga booga

donna vekic

>muh soggy knee

>he has a look in hiseyes like he could kill you for nothing

So they did a good job

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Dutchbro on pooicide watch

t.

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svetlilina she knows he like a finger in the pooper and will taunt him with this

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whats the goal of the foreign legion?
destroy your soul by inflicting retarded damages like sleep deprivation and large amounts of cardio and then deleting your idendity and making you a potential serial killer once you done?

Monfils the frenchman
>Monfils
>French

Show boobs

Welp Serena is going to pound this tournament ezpz

what a let down

Which one of these can beat the sheboon?

worst slam

GO MERTENS FUCK THE GYPOO

>first time watching Bianca match
>she's getting BTFO
well guess I'll go back to Friends reruns

Neither. Genuinely.
Only Bencic has the skills

When is autismo man match aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

you want to start over in life? go to FFL

Back when they were created they literally gathered up all the criminals fleeing their home and put them in the front line.
After WWII a lot of nazis joined to hide
After 1989, a lot of ex-Soviet Union guys.

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>potential serial killer once you done
That's kind of what a soldier is supposed to be in a conflict

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baldal is DONE
Manlet in straights cap this post

>andreescu getting owned
hahahahah feel sorry for the bettors

>banjo kazooie is being added to super smash bros
>there's still no battletoads
kms

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Should’ve dropped a 100$ on Mertens.

+2200 god damn. I’m not a betting man but I’ve wasted 100 bucks on a lot less to possibly make 2,000$

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>left
>right
>left
>right
mertens is making this fatty sweat her lard off

Not to mention fuck all punishes when they get the opportunity.

Schwartzman is the greatest Jewish player of all time?

So just women’s vs men’s sports in general.

he might be the shortest

Szpilman is up there

>Shots gets hit over their head
>Doesn't hit it between their legs
You now realise that Kyrgios is ten times more talented than most on the tour and his only issue is motivation and the lack of anyone to pull him in line when he starts being a dickhead.

shwartzman might fucking win tonight. put a cheeky bet

literal who

Talented in making up excuses for losing

Oof spoke too soon. The Canuck is ripping it

yeah, but who cares about the talent if he can't put it together. it's like talking about the 5 star football recruit who got in the wrong crowd and murdered his wife but he could have been the goat

Mertens serve is leathal. Fat Canuck doesn’t even move

>player winning the set thanks to absolutely elite serve placement and use of effects
is that really wta

he doesn't have the mental strength to recover from setbacks. he's basically a child. he's hilarious to watch, and he's very talented. shame he's so mentally stunted.

It’s like table tennis. If you can hit that sweet spot you’re untouchable

Rod is giving her the rod for sure m8

gypsy going to booty blast the kraut in the second set

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She is from Belgium not Germany you retarded faggot.

kek

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

lmao!

based

Fucking whores get off the court reeeeee

Fuck this WTA tier match

third worlders are always the funniest
keep up the good work user

Left the bar playing it. Is the “kraut” of fat Canuck winning?

>i-i don't care about tennis, i just want to play cawadooty
>cries like a bitch when he loses to federer at the laver cup
His problem is fear

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bottom or top bud?

“Kraut”

>super smash bros

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naDULL

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God damnit. I was so close on placing 50$ on her to win outright.

After the top 5 rankings it’s an open field. +2200 is an insane spread for this.

>cuts the gameplay to show people coming in
PEOPLE WATCH THE WTA ITS A SERIOUS BUSINESS

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>wta

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For those uninitiated in betting.

Putting 100$ down on a +2200 would win you 2200$.

I’ve wasted more on a tinder date

Someone tell me how these events work because it seems to me these people are going to stay for the Nadal match so do you buy tickets as part of a double deal or what?

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It’s an endless cycle with nick and the media
>nick does well
>media hypes
>then he does a bad (form or behavior)
>media berates him
>nick puts up defenses
And repeat

skipping exams to shitpost on Yea Forums is much more embarrassing than playing super smash brothers

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Mutt from England says no makes everyone in the front rows and back 5 rows leave to avoid people taking selfies.

>People talking during the points making me seethe
Worst open

people are coming in now randomly, does that mean they're just letting people watch this for free even if they only bought tickets for Nadal vs Schwartzman?

will mertens call this gypsy leaf a drama queen too?

That’s the ushers problem.

You buy tickets for sessions, not matches

grill with black cap looks fat as fuck

Serena would booty blast both these players

let's hope her back holds out, eh bud?

My feeling is that Andreescu is the most likely to agree to perform a rimjob in WTA

Thinking about filtering Serena desu lads

did y'all try the mountain dew halloween mystery flavor yet? what do you think the flavor is? earnest replies only please.

it's not even october yet user

kek

RENT FREE

can't stand these wta commentators. literally any chance they get. name drop coco and serena

I'd say venus, she looks weird like that
andreescu is a cunt she will make you work for it

I haven’t done the dew in ten years mate

Not really, just when i see her name posted by you who actually have her in your mind rent free, i get ugly images of fat asses and ugly faces

Bethanie 100%

she’s a gyp bro, you probably have to fight her off your butthole in the night

>gypsy going to booty blast the kraut in the second set
daily reminder

>mountain dew
what are you 12 yrs old?

NADAL GAME POST PONED 30 MINUTES

FUCK

*sip*
no!
*giggles*

works for me, boss asked me for extra hours which mean he wants his cock sucked

qt lesbo line judge

the fuck

>not taking a nap and having an alarm blasting VAMOS wake you up
Howling at the thought.

Seems pretty straightforward to me

What does Andreescu's sweat taste like lads?

salty milk coins

why are black players always called """entertaining"""?

why are canadian players so unlikable?

flair

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Because they’re from Canada

fried butter

Because you can’t say nigger behaviour on live tv

What time does Halep play?

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Don't think anybody ever called Tsonga or Venus "entertaining"

NADAL GAME POST PONED 45 MINUTES

FUCK

jo willy is just a regular frenchman, mate

salty pomegranate

>naming your child saquon
Why are black people like this?

I wonder if Alizé giving me footjobs would improve her footwork on court
Limb dexterity and all

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>tfw almost 3am and I'm falling asleep
Fuck I close my eyes and I hope someone screaming vamos wakes me up, otherwise I would have to look the replay tomorrow

cuz theyre either balkan or gypsy

good, he wants to fuck my ass now

they use name generators from zimbabwe

Who was that girl behind the Giants player?

.

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F

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Its over. The waffle is finished.
Day of the rake postponed.

If only he had someone who could help him with that shit and he didn't fire them after two seconds.

got DAAYYYUM

Shall I stay up or go to bed? So tired

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sleep for 2 hours

>americans

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>sabalenka's last IG post
Is she basically confirming she was fucking her coach the whole time?

i'd go to bed tbqh the next match will likely be a blowout

Why does no one care about doubles when it's better to watch?

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>implying that's not the canadian gypsy's box

Even if he could find a person that wouldn’t help with the media, they are genuinely awful. They now started to turn on Barty

>it's better to watch

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Have you guys ever seen a gypsy irl? They're the most aggressive beggars I've ever seen. Even when you tell "Sorry, I don't have any cash just a card" they insist that you buy them a sandwich and shove their kid in your face to guilt trip you

>that boomer getting up and leaving during her serve

Americans are the worst

>canada is not america

VAMOOOOOOOOOOS

tbf none of the people that came in are there to watch this snoozefest

>american education

Leafs only say this when it's convenient for them. Next you'll start LARPing as a Serb or pretending Quebec is part of France

don't group me with canadians please

>Be's a shithead
>HURR WHY DOES THE MEDIA SHIT ON ME

this post is cursed

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it absolutely SICKENS me these women are going to get the same prize money as the men's draw. These 2 look about as athletic and talented as 16-year old amateur tennis players.

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have sex incel

have sex loser oh thats right no woman would fuck you incel :^)

i just got done having sex and the euphoria only lasts about 12 minutes.

God this Romanian whore is so annoying

have sex incel

Is she the biggest drama queen ever?

gettin a boner because of a gypsy bros what do I do

Go to Romania brother and fuck a real one

I want to be choked by her thick thighs.

this is probably what your kid would look like

youtube.com/watch?v=zftXVzFrg1k

It's been 3 hours since Monfils lost. Do you think he's ravaging Svitolinas creamy white pussy right now?

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wtf dude. did that just put some kind of gypsy spell on me?

da fuq?

More highlights of Flushing Meadows: this, uh, lovely building.

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Welcome to 2019-2020.

WNBA and wpsl will garnish wages in the near future for equality even though no one watches that shit.

High T building, Serena really owns this town

monfils is getting pegged as we speak

Is he French? Like actual French or like black Irish?

What is this fella's IQ lads?

why do they get the ballboys to be on all fours

couldn't just they have them kneel like in all other events

that's fucked up

>gypsy
Have you retarded faggots never seen a gypsy before, or is it your type of humor to just call ethnic Romanian gypsies ad infinitum?
Just for some basic education, gypsies look like pic related.

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players complained about seeing them in their peripheral

its worst slam, make peace with it, everything's bad

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players are sissies, they are far away from the net already, no way they interfer with court vision

Based East Bloc aesthetic

>she picks up stray animals
holy shit she really is a gypsy

Oh right because they're all 40+ y/o grown ass men and women

Yes I was living in Italy for 5 months they
Were begging on the streets and more disgusting than the Africans

HURRY UP YOU STUPID CUNTS

gypsy

>noun. The definition of a gypsy is a member of a tribe of people found throughout the world who has no permanent home or someone who shares this wandering lifestyle. An example of gypsy is those who travel with a carnival.

HER RACKET HAS CANADA ON IT!

>There are two types of Gypsies – Roma Gypsies and Irish Travellers. Both have a nomadic lifestyle but are separate ethnic groups. 2. There is much debate about their history, however Romany Gypsies are said to have their roots in India and came to Europe in the 13th century, while Travellers are mainly of Irish origin.

>fled to canada in 1994 with nothing but 2 suitcases

literal gypsy

but all tennis players have a wandering lifestyle

all players are gipsies

Fucking amerimutts I hate all of you. The next time I see some disgusting tourist here I'll knock him out for what you've done. I hope you're happy.

nastase pls go

Bianca!

Bibi pits

t.gypsy

Are you ok fren

I LIKE THAT DOG

wimbledon is the only one

THE BALL WENT INTO THE LITTLE CAMERA STRIP ON MATCH POINT HOLY SHIT

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calm down buddy it's just banter
she's not even your player ffs

under TRUMP'S AMERICA, a beautiful MULTICULTURAL women like Andre-Degrass-Escuu may not be here WINNING tennis GAMES. fuck TRUMP and fuck HATE

>that new world airhead accent

gross

she's so vulgar

her mom looks like a gypsy

IS THIS FANTASY user?

you alright big guy? you seem upset.

holy fuck they brought animals in the stadium

so much cringe

Why does every young women who speak English in the western world have that accent, what happened to sophistication
Also
Go
Bi
Bi

I cannot listen to her. Serena gives much better post match interviews.

vocal fry or valley girl?

it's the female zoomer accent

Listen here: youtube.com/watch?v=FWu2rkffYvg

WAKE UP WAKE UP
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS
WTA OUT
SERENA TALK OUT
GYPSY OUT
MOMS OUT
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS
NADAL NOW
WAKE UP WAKE UP
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS
WTA OUT
SERENA TALK OUT
GYPSY OUT
MOMS OUT
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS
NADAL NOW

go lil' jew

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Why is Andreescu so thick?

Who is Nadal's favorite DBZ character?

>argentinian with a german name
>not the grandson of a nazi dignitary

his name should be Kleinman

because I like it that way

Yes valley girl, I live in California so it’s very common among females who don’t have a strong cultural background.

Usually white girls, the Mexicans oftentimes have an accent from their parents.

There it is I hear it everywhere, I didn’t think they spoke that way in Canada though as well!

youtube.com/watch?v=yk5NuRGZOV8

Ok FINALLY we get to watch some tennis

wew

full on autismo

remember Nadal loves argies
youtube.com/watch?v=Rosz1G5m6nI

most Jews have German names, at least at my old shul they did

this is why zoomers are bad. they didn't watch dbz

Tenner on the midget for $100, leggo

He literally is a saiyan monkey guy

Manlets rise up. Let's go!

>Nadal has won 14 of the last 17 sets

fucking hell this is going to be a rout

pretty sure a lot of them fled after ww2

jews with german surnames are all either named after colors or metals weissman or goldberg though

We've volgan germans and most of them have generic surnames like Muller, Meyer, Beck, Schneider (famous beer here) or Schmidt. The ones with double n at the end and Schwartz/Schultz are all jews

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>manlet kike
Are we witnessing peak tennis?

NADAL KNOWS ITS HIS OPEN

i dont believe you just like the argentines that think any italian with -ini was a jew

T. Igor Gutmann

This is so boring. When does Serena play??

#WOMENWORTHWATCHING?

IT'S TIME

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FUCK THEY ARE DRAGGING THIS SHIT OUT

is this the first time 2 jews played each other in a qf at a major?

These clunky rolexes are so tacky. What a shit way to show off your wealth, the leather rolexes are far better

why are there so many Italians in Buenos Aires?

is Schwartzman McEnroe's biggest villain? he's so short it must upset the ultimate manlet coper.

Good air quality

McEnroe is the guy who makes manlet threads

6'0 vs 5'11 bowl

fucking this can i marry you idc homo

I love how they only talk about how short he is. He must love that. McEnroe "this is a really tall order for schwartzman" kek

John McEnroe is looking old, guys gonna be dead soon

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so will everyone who was famous in the 20th century

god i hope so. i never want to listen to his horrible commentary ever again

the guy aged like 15 years just from his eyebrows going white

he's old but shockingly active. he still plays against roddick, haas, and the other retirees on the vet tour

diego is fucked

Low quality bait you VPN fag

diego looks like fucking toadstool in mario tennis

meanwhile bjorg is making male thongs

lol he's so tiny

Isn't Roddick only like 30 something though

there's no way this guy is 5'7

tennis is on way too late just like monday night football

"diminutive battler"

diego bout the same height as lleyton hewitt, yeah?

getting settled for a nice 4+ hours of 20 shot rallies

yeah but he's already washed. fed outlasted all of those guys

Nadal dresses like a rentboy and the fact that he's balding makes it even cringier

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Schwartzman a cute!

this is par for the course with swedish "men"

i fucking love when schwartzman jumps to hit a back hand

pure kino

What was the first Nadal match you ever watched?

Men's tennis is so much better holy shit

smol

Lol mcenroe will not shut up about his height

Can't remember, must have been somewhere between 2009-2011 against either Fed or Djok. Only started watching tennis when Hewitt started to lose his touch

to be fair women's can be pretty good that last match was just dogshit though

haha right every other comment is some potshot

probably some meaningless match in 2005-6

his personality never changed. if he was playing he'd be talking shit about it to him too

business idea: diego gets a sex change and enters the wta

rome 2005
against coria in the semifinal or final cant remember

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=vKBRyNNW3u0

my fucking sides they showed Nadal's box and I was concentrating on his sister then suddenly Ben Stiller appeared

dubu

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based

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>netego netmann

>sweating that much after 9 minutes
jesus christ

I could totally see Nadal watching Zoolander and loving it

sewiously!
youtu.be/NCjhfWxIaaE

He looks sleepy.

i have no issues with ben stiller. made some hilarious movies

OH

does the rest of the world not have humidity?

fucking americans creep me the fuck out they look soulless

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty was unironically Ben Stiller's best movie

no just the shitty east coast

What mental illness would compel someone to tour Romania?

it's actors and showbiz people

calm down little bro

>he doesn't rate Simple Jack

TROPIC THUNDER

it's because he's jewish

Bagel incoming?

>manlet kikes btfo

Envy is underrated

i mean, it is new york and two jews are playing...

oh my god you know who creep me out even more? people who can start spouting movie titles like their siblings names
I havent watched a movie in close to 3 years

Poo in the street incoming?

Three bagels. With cream cheese and lox.

stop projecting your insecurities on others, incel

jews do love bagels

Want to know how I can tell you're an incel?

nadal is jewish?

>nadull
yeah this semen slurping sport ain't for me bros

people who don't go to the movies can't because they're afraid to go alone

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Diego is simply getting a feel of Rafa is all

no

kinda tired of McEnshit talking about height every other minute

no

chokovic fans are the worst

I go to movies alone

sascha died for this

fuck this, if nadal wins this tournament I'm done watching this shit sport.

Calm down there little guy

i'd go to the movies with you, only if you pay for snacks

manlets btfo

how's the weather like down there little fella?

all wrong, it's happy gilmore

you wouldn't download a car to go to the movies

WHEN

Thanks

fuck shartman and fuck jewish people

hi adolf

Diego has a slower second serve than Bianca andreescu, lmao

for me? It’s Wolff

based and schnozzpilled

Delpo (1988), Rafa (1986) and Nole (1987) are technically early Millenials.

andreescu is built like a linebacker so not shocking

He is like 5'4 I mean look at him, def not 5'7

WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S THE SAME ASIAN THAT CAUGHT THE BAT

WILL

>Picks arse
>Can't pick bugs off the court
Kek

comeback is on lads
come on shwartz, do it for all the other cripples out there

Diego doesn't look jewish.

BASED

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>Schwartzman
more like SHARTSman am I right?

That's all I wanted to say, see you guys.

post height lads

5'10" here
taller than my entire village

180cm manlet kang
I have accepted my fate

6’1. I’m going to be in Spain for most of 2020 will I be tall lads?

190cm or 6'2 I guess.

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6'2"
but my cousins are like 6'5" so I'm the midget of the family.

haha get fucked roidal

>Schwartzy survived a smashfest
HE'S IN

schwartzman is feeling him out. second set turn around

why are argentinians such manlets?

1,68 king of manlets

Sorry man, that must be tough

user, I...

Goddamn I hate raonic with a passion

Diego is an Argentine Jew, that's manlet squared

bad nutrition due to poverty?

indio heritage + the genetic trash of europe

maybe that's the average height in columbia

>tfw 5'11
>so close but still didn't make the cut

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193 perfect height still no gf but i see girls lusting for my dong but im too busy with uni and kinda enjoy rejecting at this point

OH SHIT MANUUUUUUUUUUU GINOBLIIIIIIIIIII

HOLY SHIT NADUL

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HAPPENING

americans were amistake

youtube.com/watch?v=P3vvJq8QeZ8

BASED 6'4 chink

Desu kinda like argentine fans for some reason. Would be amazing to see this guy upset nadul

182cm lanket

you are literal carbon copies of americans. quiet

Based Manlet

I'm 5'8 btw

(((Schwartzman)))

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i've liked them ever since delpo's wholesome fan squad at the ao a few years back

>burned down the white house

you are american

HE FUCKIN BROKE HIM TWICE HAHAHAH

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INSURMOUNTABLE MAN

now THIS is tennis
FUCK SERVE AND FUCK LANK*IDS

CAM ON BITCHDAL

Anyone see that beak nose?

>tfw 19 cm penis
god knows what he is doing

kinda

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please let diego win a slam it would be so funny

normal german surname, right?

WAIT A MINUTE user!

but seriously i can't believe there's an election next year it literally feels like a few months ago that trump was elected

youtube.com/watch?v=UOnQ2VplyqU

when you are with a woman in bed you're the same height

Im 5'5 based diego fuck lanklets

Great to see an actual match

Manu Ginobili?

SHEENA IS A .....
PUNK ROCKER!

I mean that's decent bro but it's not like fair compensation for your tragic lack of height

Has Nadal started fingering his asshole yet?

bracing for the medication ad that lists 600 adverse effects read by a soothing granny voice that tells you the pill for the heart can cause pregnancy termination
thanks OBAMA

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DIEGO FIGHTING BACK

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not long now until bernie undoes the damage

what, you think you invented putting a leaf on a flag?

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honestly? Haven’t met taller women yet, mos of my gf are bellow my height

it’s fine, I went to argentina once and felt short af

holy fuckthey're just both wacking the ball like every swing is their last swing

Big things come in small packages

new bread

based NY is the first state we're annexing during the second americano-canadian war in 2350

height is nutritional. give your kids milk

i'd like to see your package

I trust you will be voting for /ourgirl/ marianne

1.93

non jt tier thread

Manu Ginóbili is a spectator

Ball boy fag

We are literally the tallest in Latin America.

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>he doesn't worship Trump
Looks like someone is a C-U-C-K!

>Anime Pic
Kys

Hey ho

REVENGE OF THE MANLETS