Would you rather have sex with Remy Lacroix or have your country win the World Cup?

Would you rather have sex with Remy Lacroix or have your country win the World Cup?

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i'd rather spam reports of /fs/ posters lmfao

I saw my country win the World Cup but I have yet to have sex so I choose the former

fuck remy's tight bum without a doubt

Would something meaningful actually happen to your life if your country won a WC? You could go celebrate and shitpost on Yea Forums till the rest of your days but that's pretty much it. If you're poor, depressed, lonely, etc before the final you would stay the same even if your country won.

I'd go for the one I haven''t experienced twice yet

i never had sex and i never will - here's why it's a good thing

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Remy for sure
The dutch final choker meme needs to stay alive

yes

one world cup please
i'd rather not fuck some festered aids ridden slit thx

Remy

>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)02:58:40 No.95187437▶
> World Cup
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:02:02 No.95187489▶
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> Sex with Remy
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:21 No.95187509▶
> (OP)
> world cup for sure
> remy is just an average 6/10 white girl and one ruined by mountains of monster cock at that, i've fucked hotter girls than her irl
> my only worry would be that this country would descend into a state of emergency if we actually won the world cup.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:31 No.95187510▶
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> sex with remy lacroix of course
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> Remy
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:05:32 No.95187531▶
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> Remy

Remy

In my lifetime I saw Brazil win 2 WC. So I choose to fuck her. Or even her sister... any woman... or even a men...

Wold Cup
She's a pornstar/prostitute
Better question would be would you rather marry and have a happy family with a 10/10

Remy is an 9/10 you bum
12/10 in England

World Cup

World Cup for sure. That would imply less people are watching dumb sports like American Football, boring sports like Baseball and rigged sports like Basketball.

You already have world cups. Don't be greedy, take the whore.

WC, the world would burn

Also, isn’t Remy a respectable mother now?

Could i have sex with her and another porn star in exchange for the us not even qualifying again? I think it'd be funny.

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t. Juan Francisco
You have to go back

yes, but only if you get casted by Pierre Woodman

sorry bros im losing my virginity to her

we can always win later

who the fuck would choose a kickball tournament over that

no need for remy, we would get proper fucked in a world cup if we ever got there

Win the world cup it's not even close. I'm autistic as fuck but even I have managed to stick my dick in hotter girls than her

I'm Scottish and I'm pretty sure we would reduce the entire country to rubble in celebration if we won the WC, so being civic minded, I'll slide in her gash

world cup pls

I'm sure there's some
I can't imagine who gives up his country winning a world cup to fuck a petri dish

WC. I've already given up on life so at least it would make some people happy.

I witnessed my country win a WC so definitely I will choose have sex

jesus you're a fucking virgin
fivehead, flat chest, dime a dozen face, pussy wrecked by black dick, this a 9/10 to you? you make british women jokes but THIS is your 9, absolute state of yanks.

the only thing she has going for her is her arse, and i'm not a nig so i don't care all that much.

>Scotland winning the World Cup
It's our only hope!

I'd rather have sex with Haruhi than sex with her or my country win the WC.

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>sex with a 7/10 used up pornstar
>peak exuberance, memories, never ending piss up all because of one world cup win

Yeah, this shouldn't be hard. You're easily getting a shag the night your country wins the World Cup too.

>pussy wrecked by black dick
lol and there it is
cope harder, retard

Imagine giving a fuck about divegrass. Sex with a busted up whore isn't that enticing, but it's something.

>pussy wrecked by black dick
her baby did more damage i reckon

I've fucked hotter, this might be >our best chance at a World Cup though so I'd go with that.

I'd rather my country won the WC in all honesty

I would fuck the girl because nationalism is a disease and the United States was never great

Cringe but redpilled

>You're easily getting a shag the night your country wins the World Cup too.
Is this really true? Guys can get laid easily when their country wins the World Cup?

im a virgin so i'll choose one sex, please.

even if i get some sort of a disease from her itd be worth it. shes prettier than most hookers

Bluepilled but based.

You can probably have a very good chance of getting laid during any World Cup.

Women are coming from all over the world just to get drunk and have fun

>self cleaning cunt
ha you wish

Yea but I'm from the United States and the chances of us winning a World Cup aren't very good.

ITT: Simps
Give me the WC

If I could choose any porn star I would fuck the porn star, but not Remy. Rather just fuck my gf and watch our bois bring it home

Dude just wear a different shirt for a night. Drunk women don't know anything.
Especially if you travel to the city where it is being played.

yea I guess we would all just fuck our girlfriends

Her fetal alcohol syndrome face bugs me. I’d rather have Mia Malkova suffocate me with her ass

If England are playing in a major tournament then yeah. Women treat it as a night out, I lost my virginity during the England Italy game in 2014

Alright so I'll travel to Qatar and hopefully get laid in 2020

Well if it was Mia Malkova then yes, it's a different question. In that case I'd be happy for England to become San Marino-tier if I could spend one night with her.

Most women here don't care much about sports for the most part. Or they are meme level fans.

>having pussy and asshole on your face
no thanks

sex is disgusting when you think about it

my country win the world cup (not america)

2020 = Olympics in Japan + Copa America in Colombia and Argentina
2022 = World Cup in Qatar

cope with what
you can go to pornhub right now and and watch your princess getting stretched by jamal and the lads, this is a 9/10 for you though right mate?

They dont really over here, they just know every lad in the country will be out to watch the game and after will be drinking no matter the result.

I'm sure when your local NFL team is playing in a playoff game or something it'll be a similar situation.

>become

oh nice

World cup obvs
I can pay 150 to fuck an escort that looks as good

What about the prostitutes in Greece that were supposedly fucking for the cost of a sandwich?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html

interesting

Remy 100%

World cup, easy

I can't imagine what you lost in the England vs Uruguay game in 2014.

OH NO NO

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WC
its potentially once in life time and you have no control over it. you can go eastern europe and fuck a hooker much better looking than remy if you really want.

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I'd rather win the WC and I dont care about soccer.

what a virgin incel question germanbro

sex with the world cup

Same here, but loads of birds that don't give a shit about footy the rest of the time suddenly give a shit for the World Cup.

can confirm

>meme USA win
I'll take one for the team bros. Imagine, IMAGINE, the shitposting.

i dont think my 6 incher can satisfy remy tbqh

utterly BASED brehs poster

rather have liverpool be european champions again honestly dont give a fuck about england

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I would pick remy btw.

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>Option 1: "SHE"
>Option 2: Nothing of true value.
Pass.

Imagine being so bitter you can't even bring yourself to enjoy your national team in a world Cup.

I'm done with this board.

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based CUMBRAIN poster

I’d rather the US won the World Cup so that assmad Brazilian would have a stroke

kek

>fucking Remy
I'd rather TSU post

TSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WC, i already fucked girls like remy.

Definitely the latter. Imagine the shitposting.

Very average looking broad

i'd cut off my bollocks to see WHU win the league

Why would I want to fuck a coalburning whore?

>this

Outside of scousers, USMNT fans are the most delusional and out of touch fans you'll find. They overrate shit talent, almost exclusively watching MlelS, and unironically think the US is 10-15 years away from competing in a WC Final.

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How about neither?

Based

Where's the tits?

Neither. I dont care about soccer and I love my wife

As an American, the butthurt of the world would be orgasmic for decades if we won the World Cup. No pussy can compare to that schadenfreude.

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>remy pros/cons
Remy would probably be top 3 most attractive girls i would ever sleep with if i did.
Her pussy is probably busted as fuck from all the porn, coal burning and child birthing
She probably gives one of the greatest blowjobs of all time and her ass is still 10/10

>usmnt pros/cons
The USA shitposting on Yea Forums would be the most glorious thing ever witnessed, would put >7-1 to shame
USAposting would flood the board and force soccer fags to leave once and for all

this is tough desu

Its like a lose lose question for me. Pick someone not a prostitute or pick a sport I care about.

All red blooded American lose Yuro butthurt.

I don't fuck girls whose body has been filled and covered in cum thousands of times by niggers.

Remy. Not even close. I want to eat her asshole so bad

every women that is able to still see her own feet is a 9/10 at least on american scale

I don't care at all about soccer, but I do love me some shitposting and the US winning some big soccer game would provide WEEKS worth of shitposting

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Turning down sex.
t. incel chad

WC. I wouldn't touch a coal burner with a 10 foot pole

sex with Remy would last 10 seconds
a world cup is eternal

World Cup. If I wanted to fuck a junkie whore I would fuck a prostitute?

>world cup comes 'ome
>Brexit is resolved to your liking
Which do you choose?

World Cup.

Anybody in England would say world Cup, even the hardest brexitfags

World Cup

Meaningless sex is meaningless

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My country won the world cup two months ago and I would trade it for the chance to eat her asshole

Neither.

What if you had to let Rapinoe sit on your face first?

You don't know shit about usmnt. It's the total opposite. They are always whining and don't like mlels players and prefer players in Europe. Mls players like Bradley and Altidore always get hate from usmnt fans

You say it like its a bad thing.

remember that you're here forever

I might choose the sex if it was with another pornstar. This titless next door girl is not worth it. World cup all the way.

World cup absolutely

World Cup.
I don't really care about either. But she's just not very pretty to me.

lmao who gives a shit about women's world cup

Would be an experience.

you don't want this ass on your face?

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:'(

I would step up and fuck that disgusting harlot to save the U.S from faggot grass fairies.

haha omg that would be so bad, haha imagine if she did it right after a summer game when she was running around in heat and humidity? That would be just terrible haha!
KEK seethe harder, when's the last time your country won a World Cup?

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>dike party n0 thanks

mfw poland winning the wc and you having sex with remy are more likely because they are not 0, while the probability of having sex with an imaginary character is 0

:)

I already have sex everyday, and with a hotter woman
why would I ever trade eternal glory for "muh coom"?
have sex, incel

Facesitting is disgusting. Real life and porn are two different things.

>not wanting to be the ONLY guy at a party and having the pick of the litter

what's wrong with you m8?

>fucking a mudshark over the world cup

Because USA has no hope of winning this stupid tournament so if we did you couldn't imagine the shit posting

What ass?
They're all not interested retard.

So this is the best woman USA can show?

nice way to change the subject cunt

More attractive than any jav actress

For me, it'd be sex with Bella

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not with that attitude lol xD

For me it would be sex with Xev Bellringer
>only works with one dude who she's with
>does some bi stuff with chicks
>is into daddy/mommy play
>natty thicc

Remy. With a whole pack of condoms on to avoid the AIDS.

Assuming it's the real world cup of divegrass, won by white Canadians born in Canada to Canadian parents I would take that over fucking any whore. Imagine the shitposting. Canada would be range banned from Yea Forums for years

As an aside, Yea Forums always has awful taste in pornstars

loved those scenes where she smelled other girls' asses. a low key braaapp connoisseur

>looks like Denis Leary

xev is one of the most overrated memes in years

plebian taste

>Canada would be range banned for, Yea Forums for years
wtf I love Canada soccer now