/heem/: BJ Penn General

am I the only one who thinks Cowboy probably beats Khabib

Yes. Cowboy is just midget overeem. A gatekeeper and nothing else

Any fighter with a loss on their record is a bum excluding Jon Jones. Prove me wrong

>prove me wrong
jon jones is also a bum

Based. It’s pretty much confirmed Usman is the most hated fighter on /heem/

Usman has an aura that makes people uncomfortable and disappointed. He's like a shitty vicar.

i hate muslims

hot take

fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck arabs

Cause hes going to destroy reddit colby? Yeah that's understandable

i'm thinkin this is the thread

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Cant wait to see Khabib's face there

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Khabib ducked Cowboy
Tony didn't

Really makes me think... hmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why was this picture so awkward?

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whitebois finna be dabestan'ed on

awooooooooooooo

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It has more to do with the fact that Usman is a cringey, whiny, black, and a fraud.

Wake up Khabib. It's time to face the pain.

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Are there still Irish fans of this """sport"""?
youtu.be/C3EDZtcz79U

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jon doesnt want to look gus in the eye after the robbery
anderson having flashbacks of weidman
gooby getting so brutally mogged hes having an existential crisis

You just hate black champions cause you're a cringey whiny fraud yourself

Because it was a bunch of little bois in the present of the GOAT!

Conor Bless!

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>not being a fan of tony

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Tell me about MMA math. Why doesn't it work?

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How will Khabib beat Poirier. Decision, TKO or sub?

Because Max beat Pettis who then /heem/ed Wonderboy who then beat Bobby Knuckles.

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tko round 2

Decision, and I'd bet my life on that.

wait i'm retarded, he won't

Jacare Souza

LUKAS SCHOTT BLESS

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more like cacare loser

How do you see Poirier winning the bout. Khabib will wrestle him silly to fatigue him, then the ground and pounds starts.

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I don't like being a virgin

Coral my main man, you in here?

GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
GROW UP
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Revved. Point to the easy work.

Joe is not very good at frying eggs

i want to see her win but also want to see her crying again

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No he's helping his neighbors clean up after the storm

LUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKASLUKAS

Michelle WaterEYES

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I will never get over her gross busted up chicken nugget toes

Who is YOUR favorite Post Malone album dropping Friday?

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>caring about feet

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isn't that the norm for khabib tho? to skip fighting in ramadan

It's actually possible even though people don't want to admit it.

where is michael johnson

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post moggings

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WOOP DI WOOP WOO!!

kek, what the fuck is this

he looked dumb with that hair tobh

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>Implying Conor wasn't completely mogged in that picture

What's wrong with you?

Okay this is epic

LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS

Fuck /fit/, give it to me straight /heem, how can i heem bigger guys as a 5'8 manlet, willing to get jacked work 5 days a week. Tired of being disrespected.

Jiu Jitsu

Tyson mike was only 5'11 and killed the heavyweight division.

Jew Shitsu

Learn BJJ & Krav Maga

5 Days a week of this and 99% of people won't be able to even hang with you

Emulate DC he's not that much taller than you. That's what Deron Winn did and he's probably shorter than you.

we're in here now:
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overhand rights and forward pressure

Can't compare me or anyone else to mike tyson, he was 5'10, pure rage and power.

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Rewatch Fedor vs. Semmy Schilt.

Do NOT emulate Caniel "PeePee" Cuckmier

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Sambo twice a week

Or even Hunt vs Struve

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I don't see how bjj is going to help me, in street fights, it's essentially a muay thai fight but stomps/illegal kicks allowed, two guys go at each other and mostly punching and one guy is getting heemed. I'm thinking i'll train muay thai and work on my right hook and just end fights in one punch.

That's what you need to become.

I was assuming the guy I replied to wouldn't be trying to fight ufc HWs

There are no krav maga gyms or anywhere to train it anywhere near me.

Watch UFC 1 you absolute caz lord

>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:01 No.95187504▶
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> I don't see how bjj is going to help me, in street fights, it's essentially a muay thai fight but stomps/illegal kicks allowed, two guys go at each other and mostly punching and one guy is getting heemed. I'm thinking i'll train muay thai and work on my right hook and just end fights in one punch.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:39 No.95187511▶
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> That's what you need to become.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:47 No.95187513▶
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> I was assuming the guy I replied to wouldn't be trying to fight ufc HWs
>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:01 No.95187504▶
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> I don't see how bjj is going to help me, in street fights, it's essentially a muay thai fight but stomps/illegal kicks allowed, two guys go at each other and mostly punching and one guy is getting heemed. I'm thinking i'll train muay thai and work on my right hook and just end fights in one punch.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:39 No.95187511▶
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> That's what you need to become.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:47 No.95187513▶
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> I was assuming the guy I replied to wouldn't be trying to fight ufc HWs
>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:01 No.95187504▶
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> I don't see how bjj is going to help me, in street fights, it's essentially a muay thai fight but stomps/illegal kicks allowed, two guys go at each other and mostly punching and one guy is getting heemed. I'm thinking i'll train muay thai and work on my right hook and just end fights in one punch.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:39 No.95187511▶
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> That's what you need to become.
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>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:47 No.95187513▶
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> I was assuming the guy I replied to wouldn't be trying to fight ufc HWs
>Anonymous 09/05/19(Thu)03:03:01

Over 1000 days wasted spamming and counting

You will always be a loser

Just holding hands with the bros, no biggie

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Stay insecure

That guy behind Khabib is way too old to be in a bath with them. Guy has probably 20 years on all of them.

Just be yourself

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Ronda was mogging them all

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Those were not street fights.

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post kino

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If you do trt like Rogan you won't have any boys and only daughters.

She's a big girl

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Why do high test men always seem to have daughters?

gus is like

the world's most ideal sperm donor

imagine if he impregnated ronda

Why? Pretty sure Bork has a son.

Daily reminder this is Joe Rogan's wife daughter!

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They don't it's a meme lol

(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)

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That's only the case for unnatty high test. Real high test produce boys only. Like conor.
You sure about that.

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sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081211121835.htm

This is the world's most ideal sperm donor

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Tbh Krav Maga is your best option if you're concerned about true 1 v 1 fights.

MMA is obviously good, but very limited with what you can do on the street/no rules scenario.

Look into it.

>preferring the new wme focus grouped zoomer ngannou haircut instead

You can't assert that without proof.

Looks like a meth head tbqh. Nice hair though.

>everyone is linking arms except conor
does this make conor a chad or a diva?

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And that's a good thing.

Don't fighters have chronically low testosterone due to brain trauma and overtraining?

Time traveller here. Dustin wins by knee bar late in the second round. Khabib doesn't tap, his knee breaks and the fight is stopped. Abdulmanap leaves the arena before Khabib can even be carried out of the cage.

He literally has three sons and one daughter dummy

Khabib will lose, this time.

Learn that weight is much more important than height in a fight as long as you have good technique. Go the route of DC and Fedor and just get jacked while also being like 25% bodyfat.

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NEW

First of all you had no proof and second . 3 out of 4 of Brock Lesnar's kids are boys and if you just look at how many former professional athletes sons also play sports in football, basketball, baseball, etc. you would have realized it was a meme.

Joe Rogan is low test?

He will drive a truck into the ring

Yes, his balls don't produce any test due to trt injections of test.

Best caption as any

>Luke
>Duke
>Turk

The Lesnars are just carrying on a tradition of being named after 80s high school movie bullies. Brocks brothers are called Troy and Chad

Is it his own blood?

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They named their child "turk"? That's what arabs are called in Sweden lol

He's artificially high test

Apparently Dustin will be 175lb for fight day. How the hell is he doing that? Putting on 20lb in a day?

I thought he was a smaller LW

>how's that weight cut going fatty

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Oh man, McGregger is such a cringe manlet faggot.

thawlts?

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have to become larger cut babby when going up against very large cut babby.

He can barely function on trt. I don't know wtf he is doing but his body is obviously fucked

Brock's mom must be a fucking UNIT.

Water, removing a kidney and then having it surgically re implanted for the fight

She's cute.

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Dustin has said multiple times that he barely makes 155. It's actually the reason why I think he is going to win. He is definitely the heaviest guy khabib has ever fought

How the fuck does bork have bleach blonde hair?

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by bleaching it, silly goose

Yes just look up the video of him crying when he talked to Usman

Albino, his daughter has the same gene

Yeah but look at his kid

I'd cry too if I had to talk to Usman

Kelvin finna dab on Till

He's not actually a blonde person, he's an albino. Look at his daughter:

>How the fuck does bork have bleach blonde hair?
>how does he have bleach blonde
>how bleach blonde
How are you this fucking dumb. Also the adjective is "blond" not "blonde" which applies to a person, not their hair for fuck's sake.
Unless you're a separatist from QC you must an hero for your Queen's honour.

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Does he really bleach his hair? I've never seen a picture of him without blonde hair.

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Just Chile out bro ;)

>When someone posts a pic of Brapentina Stenchenko

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Based braza

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Reminder that up until the Barboza fight Khabib was a Max Holloway level cutbabby. Now he's an average cutbabby for the division.

t. seething

Imagine rating Kevin Pee

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Staph shit only

I want him to be fed to based Luque.

>I-its only business

now that the dust has settled what did he mean by this

painfully unlikeable cunt

His reaction to when he loses to Tony is the best

I've always thought he looked quite thick but didn't realise the extent. Having Mike Brown in his corner is a good for him, genuinely one of the best coaches in MMA

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Hey Homos,
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow-in-the-mind, naive, spergs who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass MMA YouTube videos. You are everything bad in Chadville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hanky-panky? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autistic virgins with rage because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mackenzie Dern.
Don't be a jerkoff. Just hit me with your best zapbolt. I'm that type of guy who is pretty much perfect. I was the creator of the all original back-spinning elbows, defend or vacate memes, and D'Arce chokes in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu. What sports do you play, other than "/Heem/ Predicts UFC PPVs"? I also get tons of bitches, My favorite ninja turtle is Michaelangelo, And I have a banging hot gal pal (She just blew me; Shit was ZAPPED to the extreme). You are all dang dirty trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Champ shit only!
Pic Related: It's me and my sweetheart built from the ground up.

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Wtf that was actually entertaining

Lmao that's the one thanks

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just for the raw heems? an unranked opponent doesn't really help luque at all.

Fer Ser Lee is a munster my guy

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She uploaded new videos today!!!

youtu.be/yECgd4_7pA0

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She looks like shit brah

I'm here now whats up.

Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.

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*HEEMS YOU*

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She's so cute.

>tfw my friend thinks the UFC cares about rankings or competition and isn't just out to make money fight main events with dogshit overstuffed undercards that feature bums getting CTE for $8000 and bus fare

how are people so bluepilled as to not realize this company is basically WWE 2.0?

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Isn't he ranked #7?

Oh shit.

Who you got, /heem/?

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Who is the right guy?

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whens she gonna get her janky ass teef fixed

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

That's a super cute pic.

at lightweight yes, not at welterweight.

Ngannou is a dimwit.

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Post your slips

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>twitch.tv/waderweidoan
Lagging.

Ramon Dekkers

Ah shit, you're correct.

How is wrestling even real nigga hahaha like just put your knee out hahahaha like just jump nigga

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Paul felder is gay right?

gay for himself i.e. michael fassBender

yes

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More like Michael ASSbender! :^)

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haha

This is unwatchable, you retard.

Lol

i can't follow that cap flip

god almighty creator of heaven and earth imagine the taste of her taint, asshole, and cunt after an hour workout in that san diego sandbox her father calls a backyard

lol teeth!
this twitch streamer lives in las vegas (henderson) 724 anni3 o4kley drive lmfao lukas. his name is dan shea his wife's name is melissa

based chael with the shout out
youtube.com/watch?v=jQcjFLq3I8c

here are the times it got banned for "advertising for begging"

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/twitch.tv/waderweidoan/deleted/deleted/

seething

DANNNNNYYYY

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he doesn't beg

how is it any different from posting a Luke Thomas livestream?

*SIIIIIIIIIIIP*
yep, Randy Couture, now THAT was a fighter

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the underground is an mma site i think, i imagine it's kind of like sherdog
not too sure why Chael chooses there, not browsed myself

he literally looks like he needs a special toilet for his extra girthy dumps

kek

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He looks like the kind of guy who would post mini-Khabib on 4channel.

>not knowing how to work the fucking mods into a shoot literally every fucking time
lol

Twitchy has to get his wife to fix his technical issues. She's Chinese so she has a higher IQ than him despite being a woman.

For sure I agree 100% but I disagree my man
The american gangster lurks heem and heem alone

>asian wife
pretty based tobh

Canor btfo

your stream is laggy dogshit twitchy

Based and Gamebred

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>tobh
what's the skinny on this meem word

Prime Song Yadong namemogs Boston Salmon

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it means to be honest

dilon danis is the next big thing

the salmon heems him dead

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Last time I checked desu is filtered

any top 10 welterweight could murder khabib

if he was tied to a chair, maybe

That is Tee bee h is filtered

Invicta's doing another one-night tournament on Friday

Fuckin' weebs man

2pm afternoon PPV. I'm sure the numbers will be stellar.

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Name 1 good khabib win

He basically would with Usman’s cock down his throat

anime site

I don't think this card will be cursed like the first Abu Dhabi event, but some weird shit is definitely gonna happen

I can't

site with an anime board

Name 1 khabib loss

McGregor

MJ

The least casual man ITT

>a retired whiskey salesmen

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tibau

wake up, Randy. the salmon train ran through you

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>Ducks tony......AGAIN

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>newfags are so new they don't even know what the underground is

Boston Salmon is a good name but it doesn't even compare to Song Yadong

Holy shit those artifacts, doesn't even look real but I guess it's what you get from a ~2MP image at 245kb.

Did they?

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Where would /heem/ be without the memes the lw division produces

moot was promoted to director at Google in case any of you didn't know

directors at Google make $400,000 + bonuses per year on average

he also now lives in Japan and works at their HQ there

also google employees only work 4 days a week

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his name doesnt count because it's in chinese and probably means fortune cookie happy go lucky or some gay shit

Dustin by TKO round 2

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Place was a boneyard last I checked

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>moot was promoted to director at Google
Is there a source? His LinkedIn still just days product manager. linkedin.com/in/christopher-poole/

>also google employees only work 4 days a week
This is wrong. They work 5 (or sometimes more) days a week, but 20% of their time at work is supposed to be dedicated to "personal projects". They still have to work in some way, but they get to choose what they contribute to.

KELVIN IS GONNA FUCKIN' KILL TILL.
Worried for the lad, lads.

heem is love

Till is not my lad

is this can even scheduled for another fight?

I invented poopbib

Which active UFC fighter is the biggest punk?

boston is fighting at UFC boston

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canbib

Father please father let me eat tiramisu alhamdulilah I need it father I promise no seizures this time inshallah coach tell him please it taste so good father

>Kashartmu Poosman

brap

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I had a dream about him a couple days ago, extremely random.

Khabib is an alpha steed.

Unfunny and cringe

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fighting a net somewhere off the harbor in southie

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Khabib is literally the biggest manchild fighter that has been coddled by his daddy his whole life and the minute his daddy wasn't there he chimped out like a jamal

Dann that's some old cake

Imagine if poirier was gay haha

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*crack
*sips*

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Turks are not Arabs. Still a stupid name tho

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every brown muslim gets called turk here

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Why does he do it lads? I just dont understand

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Oh no

Here you go, fren!

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>OHHHHH SHE TOOK HIS BACK
>THAT'S IT, IT'S ALL OVER HENRY'S OUT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT
>AND THE NEEEEEEWWWWW UFC INTERGENDER WORLD CHAMPION, BRAPENTINA BULLET SHEVCHENKO

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This was King Henry's plan all along

Based Henry just wanted to experience what it was like to be choked out by Brapentina Stenchenko that's why he called her out. High iq move.

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He's a phony. Evrything he does comes from a script he writes in his head not the heart.

>get a (You)
>its just scatty

is there anything more disappointing?

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being an Elias fan?

all you's are precious in their own way

*crap*
*unzips*

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

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Take him to the ground. If you're short you have an easier time taking someone down

Yes.

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what the fuck is that sauce his eggs are in, is that the mayo? This fuckin kid can't cook and he can't commentate

The mayo is the meat looking thing.

twitchy get ur shit together and stream correctly. ARE YOU FUCKIN WHITE!?

There are multiple people in this country, you know this right?

hate to break to you my guy but I'm skinny and I also have sexual intercourse regularly

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Sure you are....

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Based and Brappilled

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skinny dudes can eat A&W bro

But explain the other part then

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Based tony poster

You this dumb brah?

Because people are retarded

bro do you wanna go back to heem heaven ? youre crusin for another peepee slap

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The truth is jesus christ. Seek the kingdom of heaven and all else comes 2nd.

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Admittedly I've been getting pretty lucky lately.

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I thought they got called master

why is Jon Anik using the black hands emoji?
is this how jews see themselves?

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favorite african fighter?
for me, it's Don "Magic Man" Madge

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when will we get an atheist champ, or even a satanist one for that matter?

Not going to lie... I was arguing on ufc 242 embedded with a guy named "mohamed" and he would end his youtube replies with black hands praying emotions. I don't know if this is a new thing either.

there are hundres of millions of black mulims though
Every Somali I've ever met has been called Mohammad or Abdul.

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Unless you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you are worshipping Saturn/Satan.

is whittaker a gristian?

we already have a satanic champ

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Abrahamic religions are paganist saturn worshipping trash.

This is possibly the ugliest Somali I've ever seen. Parents must have drank too much

Looks like Lake Michigan in Chicago

I see... that explains it then, thanks fren

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kek

This guy is an actual accomplished boxer btw

Does Rountree have an Anton Lavey tattoo on his stomach or am I just seeing shit? He used to be an emo fat guy so it would make sense.

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cool it against my somalifu
she left Islam and I've been following her story on instagram

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Let it be known that Val brapped at Lake Michigan in Chicago then. Everytime you visit there remember it was blessed by Brapentina's braps.

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Being "skinny" is pathetic as well, you must be at least at .5 gigachad units to post in /heem/ without fear of ridicule.

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Good choice user. If you lock that down you can open an air field.

ebic

Favorite UFC champion that won their belt by beating the number 11 ranked fighter who hadn't fought for a year?

>hundres of millions of black mulims

Do you have any proof of that?

David Menne

>Mr. Vitale
JUST

wtf, is it disgusting 5headfu day today?

well yeah it's called the Sahel, Horn of Africa and West Africa.

Now if you want to debate whether Muslims on Census = Actual muslims, that's another story.
What is undeniable is that hundreds of millions of people who are black SAY they are muslim.

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Coral my main man, what's new?

Did you just try to compare Val to some random Somali refugee?

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Well school's been cancelled these past few days so I'm just chilling and waiting for UFC 242. Rooting mostly for Felder. How's everything by you?

chinese milkies tasty tasty

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How is a cringy dancing kyrgyzstano-peruvian mutt any better?

Carlos Newman

*spinning bird kicks you*

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Oh for sure crop that final one second out my mans.>Carlos Newman
You mean New

>There are people ITT who won't watch this because they believe ONE is gay

oof

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She oughta brap in the Chicago River since it already smells like farts

>Bhullar
kek
I didn't know meme turban man went to ONE

>betrayed by my own autopost
Newton?

Time to catch the highlights on reddit.

best hands in the ufc. he's the future bantamweight champ

I live in Chicago and I can confirm

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ONE is based though, only cazzie subhumans disagree

"It may be the devil, or it may the lord but you're still gotta serve somebody" -Bob Dylan

Watching that bum Alvarez get starched is always a treat

>Struve retires
>Fighting on a card next month

>Gustaffsson retires
>Rumorus coming about that he's coming back to fight Rockhold

>Conor retires
>Says "he'll never retire" in an interview with Ariel

MMA fighters are so retarded

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Nice, nice bro. Who you got for the main event? Your picks are always solid so I'll probably just copy them off you lol.

What's going on in this pic?

>Angela Lee fighting
THIS is my favorite female fighter

I think Khabib smother Dustin, wins a convincing decision. Dustin will have some good moments in the fight, but I don't see him even winning a round.

>MMA fighters are so retarded
You just found this out now? Have you ever heard these niggers talk?

that's a Wand fight team tat

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This is what I'm afraid of твн

>s-send location

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sincerely hope it's for non benis reasons

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>Who?
>Midgets
>Washed up can
>Who?
>Who??
>Who?
>Washed up can
>Who?
>Who??
>Who?
>Who??
>Washed up can
>Who??
>Who?
>Who??
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Todd Duffee fights next week

Left hook

Literally not a single person on the face of the Earth gives two shits about that, though.

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Well I've never not been entertained watching her but yeah mostly benis reasons

244 thus far:
>Darren Till vs Kelvin Gastelum
>Corey Anderson vs Johnny Walker
>Derrick Lewis vs Blagoy Ivanov
>Marty vs Colby ***(Not official yet but highly suspected)

I know it's MSG but I'm still impressed considering we're two whole months out.
We could get another belt fight to make it a sexy 5 fight main card.

Colby vs Poosman

BOSTON WAS ASIAN AS SHIT

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I promise you that Dustin is going to heem Khabib

someone giving you a (you) but it's a thinly veiled excuse to use a shitty schaub meme

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Honestly think it'd be a bigger shock than Rose beating Joanna and Holly beating Ronda

Conor beating him would be. Not Dustin, he has a better resume than canbib

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anyone desu
Khabib and Bones losing to literally anyone (at their preferred weight) would be jaw dropping.

if this promise is broken i will never forgive you

that's going to bomb hard. can't wait for the LOLby apologists to find an excuse for his low PPV sales

what's the heem formula for getting a lot of (you)s? my self esteem depends on it

him having to fight at noon for the lawler card was an excellent excuse though
can't believe the nerd virgins were bashing him for getting the lowest viewers
why the FUCK Dana decided a random Midday card was a good idea was baffling.

ask a vague question and include an image, preferably of a girl

for example:
>Will Paige's boob job enhance or impede upon her desire for UFC glory?

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What is it like to feel attracted to bugs?

Sauce, my dick demands it.

it would've bombed either way. everyone was stuck to their televisions watching the news even fake news stations.
it was the same day as the El Paso Walmart shooting. He had no chance

how much is it worth to you?

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as suspected the incels would do anything in their power to stop colby's virgin nerd bash

post a pic like this

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I've got a stick insect in my pocker right now if you know what i'm say

Different strokes for different folks my friend. I like chinky chinks, you like farm animals and macacos, live and let live b.

get lost bugfag

I'm gonna have to ask you to get in my guard

Street heem video: nigger breaks other nigger's arm with a sweet omoplata. I know it's leddit but it's good.

reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/cy330f/when_the_arm_lock_is_so_tight_that_you_somehow_go/

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>looks at link
>checks flag
baka

why do you have a screenshot from 2017 saved in your computer

You guys think Khabib is -500 because all the oil sheikhs are betting millions on him?

To always remind them until they leave.

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I will never not cringe when I hear that snapping sound.

Some things you just don't get used too.

>27-0 vs perennial choker
Idk lad you tell me

so what does HEEM stand for again?

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why do you want me to leave bro??

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>Humiliating
>Every
>English
>Monkey

I don't want you to leave, I just want to remind everyone that Schaub h8ers are casuals and slobs until you guys decide to leave.

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based

C U C K O L D

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Rose is flushed my guy

Gain taste and gain test

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She is also jewish. Her name is Jessica Schimmel, daughter of comedian Robert Schimmel.

Is this really his (wife's) daughter? Had no idea kek no wonder why he loves cuck porn

You really had any question about this? Dude took some strip mall tae kwon do, trained with some stoner bjj and washed it all down with a slurry of drugs.

the things I would do to those soles

Surprised Whittaker doesn't hype himself up more on here, but still extremely based that he gets on here.

Gym 2 days a week, Grappling 2 days a week and boxing once a week. Focus on head movement and feints to get inside for striking.

Khabib is realistically 16-11 as he’s never won the story

Eddie is based he exposed the Gracie's and gi-jiu jitsu as a meme

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Based. As for me, I would eat her brapper clean.

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FUCK OFF BACK TO /POL/!

Khabib's dad seems like a lowlife

based jadeposter

I loved watching the vlogs, it really highlights how much of a cuck Javier is. The ball washing going on was so fucking hilarious. "It's an honor ya know watching him train his guys". I thought that fat spic was the head coach? lol...pathetic.

>Gus talking about unretiring to HEEM Luke Cuckhold
Jesus everyone hates him

lose weight
start training
have sex

I'm proud of Edson for learning English

He is pathetic.

I think you're reaching. There is mutual respect between Abdulmanhap and Javi.

yes

refer to...

Mutual respect as fat losers

gi jiu-jitsu is useful tho

I thought Smif wanted to heem cockhold

spotted the angry racist.
fuck off back to /pol/ idiot

Jamie pull up that clip of that black guy putting a child in my wife for me to raise

Joe may be an unironic cuckold, but he could also heem every here. How do you square that heem?

>Max Holloway level cutbabby
This is such a dumb meme. Look at his frame in comparison to every lightweight. Height != weight

Jamie this reminds me of the chimp. Have you ever seen a chimp without any fur? What a scary fucking animal that is.

everyone does. he's just easy money now that everyone knows how to do it plus he just won't shut up.

>cried on his faggot podcast multiple times
>lives in L.A
>fathered another man's child
>wife burned coal
>needs steroids just to stay alive
>constantly talks about brain damage
I literally just need to Jab at his faggot head and he would probably crumble before my eyes.

I could demolish Joe Rogan

You would both die from a singular body-kick from a cuckold manlet. Just accept it

Would be pretty based to see Gus relive the Teixeira magic and get a kino heem on puke via a barrage of uppercuts.

I think I could heem him. I'm 205lb. Would just have to land one solid punch.

You weight the same as him.

>square up
>faggot telegraphs his faggot kick
>move out of the way
>spam jabs at his head
>spam teep kicks at his stomach
>do this for a minute and a half
>when he gases out head kick him
It's literally that easy.

Who are you talking about? They both cut a lot of weight. Max was going to fight Khabib at lightweight at 223 before missing weight. He's not a small dude like most featherweights.

Joe Rogan does not weigh over 200 pounds. Why are you hyping him up so much? He's a comedian not a fighter.

I'm not trying to. On the sober october podcast from 2 years ago he weighed himself to calibrate the scale, he said he usually weighs 200 pounds, the scale read like 202

Rogan lies about his height and weight, trust me he's not 205. Considering I am much taller and a bit heavier, I think I could heem him.

All his has are kicks, I know what the avoid.

If he manages to take me down, I'd just get back up. I don't think his jiu jitsu is that good. He's not Gordon Ryan or anything. He'd probably try some goofy 10th planet shit that doesn't work 98% of the time.

He's 5'7 and 52. I wouldn't even want to fight a 50 year old that's just lame man. Once you get that age all your joints start to stop working.

I was wrong, it was the who is fat weigh in Exactly 1 minute in.
youtube.com/watch?v=zRvTjDZJs6A

Even if you catch him with a grazing knee while he's coming in you know for sure he's going to panic. The dude is a fucking pussy.

keyboard gangster.... joe rogan is a black belt in eddie brah's class!

youtube.com/watch?v=uj45fp5WgaU

All he needs is to swallow your pillow-fisted punch and then /heem/ you and make you cry.

post your picture so we can laugh at you lanklet!

And why would he lie about his weight when Bert and Tom clearly look at the scale and know exactly what it says.

Why wont these heemers just accept Rogan would flush them?

Imagine Joe Rogan cutting to fight at middleweight kek

Because he's 5'7 and more importantly he's 52. He constantly complains about his shoulder to the point that he needs to get stem cell injections for it. Once you pass 50 you stop fighting. It's just nature. I don't even want to talk about being able to heem a 52 year old it feels weak.

This is true. In fact, I bet most of /heem/ could TKO Rogan. The fact is, he's already shook and we're only brain-storming potential fight scenarios. He's 100% shook at this point, and the fight is just a twinkle in our eye.

Yep, tonight /heem/ won the story.

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I'm pretty sure there are some ammy fighters posting here. Joe can work pads but he's never been in a fight outside of high school tae kwon doh. I'd bet on any heemster with rounds over Joe designer steroids or no.

Honestly I think they are gonna hook up but then Henry is gonna cheat on brapatina to go fuck that little chink sex toy weili or what I call her my little gook soup

You're some sweaty 300 lb pedophile on a malaysian basket weaving forum. I think Joe is gonna be fine..

I thought it was Mongolian?!

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> seething over rockhold
pathetic. fight a black american gus, you swede cuck. you're 0-6 against them.

If Henry tried to cheat on Brapentina she would heem him sleepy Jessica Eye style.

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absolutely based

He's been my boy since Chiesa and it hasn't been easy but you don't give up your boys but I was very disappointed in his last two fights. I once posted that he was my boy boy, as in overall boy and I got accused of baiting.

here's a (you)

what is heem!? - bobby knuckles 2019

What the fuck is the guy from Sons of anarchy doing there tho?

You guys are the worst. I looked up Boston Salmon because he keeps getting posted in here. He fucking lost his only fight in the ufc by KO in 30 seconds.

Henry Cejudo>TJ Dillashaw>Raphael Assuncao>Jorge Masvidal>Jake Ellenberger>Nate Marquardt>Denian Maia>Chael Sonnen>Rampage Jackson>Matt Hamil>Jon Jones>Daniel Cormier>Stipe Miocic
Cejudo beats Stipe

kind of creepy tbqh

what did you expect he fights like a fish

He unironically won the story. Nobody even knows the guys name who KO'd him.

Losing is part of the game, the kids going to go on to become one of the greats

Chicago Trout was his name and fighting was his game

I recall it was some young German lad who delivered the heem

>k-k-khabib will w-win the story....THIS time!

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Someone make a new thread

I am range banned and this one has hit limit

>Khalid Taha
sounds about right

We are actually still 30 posts away from the limit. I will make the thread then

Beat it spams

Alright I'll make a bj penn thread

BJ did nothing wrong. you can even seehim in the video with his palms out showing he's not trying to fight.

Khabib has pulled out just as many times as he’s fought in the ufc.

I am a Khabib fan but I would not be upset with a Dustin win as he is a fellow white American.

t. Jose

Dustin is free money

So boys what are the free money plays Saturday besides Poirier?

None. Betting everything I have on him

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>canbib
THEY

>I am a Khabib fan

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Makhachev by decision is an unironic sure thing

I suppose this is the one lads

Bring memes

I heemed my foot the other week. I hear this every time I look at my swollen foot.

>Devonte Smith
OH NO NO

What site is this?

>$3000

Godspeed noble user, I wish I had your sand

You don't even like MMA

I like his style

I was thinking the same thing, just waiting for the prop line to be released. It isn’t up on FanDuel yet, any idea what it’s at right now?

>Betting on a -700 unproven can

You deserved to lose

Sorry, I've got no clue

the yew gee? more like the yew gee ell why

>abandoning your boy

based and el'cucuy pilled

yeah just eye poke the fuck out of people with solid wrestle fucking

such a good dude, to bad 1 fucked him by putting him up against cosmo

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>strikelets, the organization

>What is humility?

Val is manlier than 99% of the actual men out there

Talk to yourself some more, frog-eating faccia di cazzo!

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Hes a 5'5" man. He literally has less test in his little body. Saw his dick once when he was doing jiu jitsu. Looked like an acorn glued to his torso.