/cric/

SQUASH all AusWORMS

*unzips* heres one for you mate.

right here mate
*unzips*
*pisses all over you*

Yes

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Kino shot desu especially for the 50

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England going through the motions here and just pie throwing

Based /cric/ hivemind

Google Reddit cricket streams unironically

BASED. I've missed you lad

>yfw steve smith is in your team

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kung-fu cover drive

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
FUCK OFF
SUPER CRAIG OVERTON

Yessssss

anime is traditionally banned on /cric/ lads just a heads up

When is your qualifier against Norn Iron?

FINALLY

*does a wicket dance*

>Out because the ball hit the screw
FUCKING CHEATS

YEH FUCK OFF GENT

Unplayable

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS THE ONLY DELIVERY THAT I DIDN'T WATCH FOR ABOUT AN HOUR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

please refrain from posting my stream is behind

FUCKING HELL I JUST TURNED IT OFF

its ok we still have one bradman left

GONE
GOTTEM
HEAVY BAILS CAN'T SAVE YOU
GET SOME WIND UP YA

LASAGNE BTFO

*unzips*
*be's posting*

Collapse incoming

grim

FUCK OFF
WALK
DIG OUT THAT LOOSE BUS CHANGE CUNT

Bit worried here. England are into the tail.

tipping a Sneed Smoth treble hundred

not a fair dismissal simply because those aren't regulation bails the coward Joe Root resorting to typically dirty tactics just disgusting

Chadnimé is not though

Based bail screw

England finna skittle these shitters now. Like Jof said you don't have to get Smith out if you get all the rest out.

one brings two lads one brings two

>HEAVY BAILS CAN'T SAVE YOU
Literally out because of the 'heavy bails' that have a screw sticking an inch out of them. Ball hit the screw.

Nobody cares virgin

tipping that to be Overshit's last wicket of the match

Was Khawaja australia's third best batsman?

>Yeah boys four and five, four and five.

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kek you're not seriously arguing this are you? ball hit the outside of offstump, watch the game

perfidy

that would be particularly grim

cum-for-teb-lee

>2019
>light stops play

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do you have a physics degree?
can you honestly say that the different weights of the bails didn't affect things. didn't think so. let the adults talk. Joe Root is a cheater.

Is Lasagne the new 50-and-out man?

Where are my leg stump yorkers lads

Bring on thr extra heavy bails

There is a grand total of 1 (one) image of anume girl in cric kit , and its an idol

big fan of this high risk low reward batting style

Ball hitting the outside of the stumps doesn't dislodge the bails. It was the screw.

Lads when do we start going to church to pray for a Labuschange ton.

>Austism

kek if anything heavy bails disadvantages >us because they're harder to dislodge

Sunday if he doesnt get one 2nd innings

Actually, having the bail screwed into the stumps is an advantage for the batsman and only an elite bowler like super craig overton could bowl so skilfully as to unscrew the bail with the ball

I'm disregarding everything you say

Luus Pune

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ok retard

111 for 20.
Im batting 10th. Reckon i can save it?

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I just can't get her out of my head

>for

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What are South African women like?

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wish they were all like her

nah Head is

next captain after Paine I reckon easily

heavy things fall faster and your air traffic controllers are rediverting airliners to fly low over the ground to encourage wind gusts

If you can't get them out just bowl their feet off

good wicket we got just now but I feel the boys will want another

so true

Hit outside leg, but it looked very dramatic.

Noooooooooooooooo

LADS

would not enjoy the accent desu

POOT
O
O
T

terrible review

reckon you should learnt to be satisfied with what you get

you now remember the laithwaites wine sponsor

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn i thought that was out for sure

This review WTF

Shit taste, SA accent is best accent

Good review

the cowardly craven Joe Root getting desperate

Sir Richard Hadlee
Sir Ben Stokes

finally, some good fucking umpiring

Can you review a review?

rekcon we could potentially honeypot steve smith with a fake profile of a 15 year old on social media, get him locked up

shameless pozzies hacking hawk eye yet again

don't think he has any kind of sexual drive just get that feeling

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You now remember Joel Wilson

Commentators complaining about spectators standing behind the bowler's arm but nine times out of ten it is a security guard.

Hate women
Hate sex
Love batting
Simple as

Feel bad for steve smith that they took cricket away from him and made him cry.

Head looks fucking awful... and he's the highest scoring left hander in this innings.
Fuck off all left handers.

Big Strong New South Welshman

he took cricket away from himself

>ball goes to the boundary
>complete silence
Based

I doubt he knew what was going on, was probably just thinking about having a bat.

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He's just an autistic boy who wants to bat, ofcourse he turned a blind eye to Warner autists aren't good with confrontation

business idea: give new south wales back to wales

Honeypot him with a fake profile of an underage cricket bat?

better res and no watermark

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*sips tea*

thanks chile

pretty fucking strong rugby team, good cricket team too

Get a 15 year old girl to offer him a throw down session in the nets

Bad idea

>Picture older than a lot of posters
How do bums like that age?

playing cricket in england sucks so much. Every ashes series should just be held down under imo

can you do anything with this one, amigo?

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Does India want us or England to win?

Australia

They want to find the nearest street to shit in

So so so so so so so true

Can't tell with them they're so full of hatred towards everyone else

Unironically Aus

Fuck them, i dont want them going for us

thanks, please watch our sport

wonder what he did in the break

paced around his apartment I reckon

know some of the WA cricketers who are good mates with Bancroft and apparently Smith genuinely had nothing to do with it, his sin was turning a blind eye to Warner

I couldn't find much bigger so I made one using a neural network upscaler.

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maybe rocked in a corner

Anyone see that ch9 ad just now pushing all the women's sports? God this faggotry has become unbearable

no mate I didn't but I'll take you on your word

that's really nice thankyou user :^)

>neural network upscaler
How does this even work and why use it over interpolation?

Honestly dont understand them, surely the general cricket audience doesnt give a shit

This "squirted" meme is fucking awful

Bit misogynistic tttt

Feel bad for all the aussie lads up at this hour I'm 30 mins away from eating my din dins

Sexist prig

Why does Cricinfo constantly publish these brainlet questions from readers. They've just published a question about whether Leach is playing or not.

Furphy on the cards I reckon

Yep, i have no idea who it's marketed to. So much pozz

Maybe he's just playing that shite.

Any other england supporters switching to bbc parliament in the rain delay?

about to go to bed

what's on the cards for tea though mate

Basically uses deep learning to intelligently resize images. You see it used a ton in these remaster mods for games, sometimes the results are amazing. Sometimes they can be dreadful. If I resize it much more it'd have some really weird patterns.
To compare it with simple interpolation, this is a typical Photoshop upscale (using Preserve Details 2, their best) but with noise removed. Saved at 100% quality so I didn't intentionally make it look bad or anything. But the results are telling, especially the faces.

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You mean transgender mtf sports.

for me it's the ones relating everything to games india play

I also enjoy the ones where they cherrypick all the comments they agree with and criticise whoever they disagree with, like when someone suggested broad wasn't an all time great fast bowler

Lads I just got a wicket in cricket 19 and then the game crashed and the fucking wicket wasn't saved

>get an obvious wicket
>forget to push the fucking appeal button

Approaching the end of courgette season and still making myself through the glut following a very productive summer, shall be whipping up some courgette and feta patties to polish them off. Enjoy the rest

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Fuck, interpolation does look bad. Got a link to that website?

letsenhance.io/ is an example of a site which lets you do it. But I use a program on my PC for it, Topaz Gigapixel - not free but easily cracked.

yeah HoMM 3 remastered did that I think looked like shit

Thanks a lot mate

For me its listening to Smith interviews

stumps

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Same

Fuck I just want test cricket

Rain looms: the country

Autumn now

Fuck the north and anyone who lives there I want cricket

Switched to 9Go!

Yeah it did. Sometimes it's best to just retexture entirely.
Mind, a really good example of it is the Witcher 3 HD Reworked mod, which is done using neural upscaling.

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Interested in more answers from this lads

Any song requests to pass away time during the rain delay lads?

rain stops play more like
anyway a cheeky bit of rock the casbah would do nicely mate

>Dude let's play the Ashes in autumn, in the rainiest part of the country, lmao
Really earning his vast paycheque

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Our only hope in this test is a few more rainy days, i'd take the draw already

Yeah, bad toss to lose.

Here you are lad. Stopped because the chords I was following stopped at that point for some reason

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how to get women with butts like these to sit on my face and suffocate me mercilessly

BASED WorcestershireGOD

Would like to meet a qt girl named Sarah so that I could sing her this tune and win her heart

vocaroo.com/i/s0551Ymrq0bE

I used to play the shit out of that game
might reinstall it actually

1. dont shart
2. dont shart in the mart

top effort mate

don't know where the right girl for me is but it's definitely not on tinder

You're the mvp. You got promoted to /bundas/.

And now a couple of songs to illustrate the pathos of a humble rural soul from Worcestershire forced to move to the urban hellhole of L*ndon

vocaroo.com/i/s0wlqAzm0FYF
vocaroo.com/i/s1MpaEN48jcX

Cheers lads

Just blocked the sewers with a massive David Warner.

To finish off, out of deep respect for the Australian people and their sportsmanship during this Ashes series, here's a comfy Australian surf song.

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Tipping Australia 357 all out and Roy out for 1(7)

thanks that's helpful

Reminder that the Ashes was pushed forward towards autumn to facilitate the World Cup...

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Just got home from the game lads, biggest cheer of the day was when smith hit the beachball for 4

September in the UK is the fourth warmest month and less rainy than August.

Marnus is not Bradman 3.0 lads he seems to lose concentration after a certain period at the crease and desu he didn't look comfortable for the entire of his innings today

Based retards who don't know that most of September is in summer

i'd take him at #3 for england over basically anyone at this point

Just a reminder that he's like 24 and doing this, you'll be having to watch him bat against you lot for the next decade.

>Knock Smith out of the game
>That's it, the Ashes are coming home
>End up just unlocking Smith's clone
>Now up against two Smiths

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Mickey Mouse and the enchanted broomstick springs to mind.

fuck am I late

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/ranc/?

Enjoyed the most bud thanks

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whatever doesn't kill smith, clones him
he has to make the next hit count

do you know "fuck off attention whore"?

Cheers lad, glad you enjoyed

Yes, but I'm not really inclined to perform it

>now a fake trinibro

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you think importing a mercenary darkie to murder based Smoth with a bouncer would work? the blow merely focused his autism.

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The ultimate test is beating India in India. Literally couldn't count the amount of times we've spanked England at home on my fingers.

we did it 6 or 7 years ago its not that hard m8, just have a couple of decent spinners and Sir Alastair Cook in shit-hot form

You've reminded me of these really good zucchini(courgette) fritters I used to get from this cafe in Brisbane when I was over there served with a tzatziki and some sort of tomato relish and ciabatta and hummus. With a salad of course because I'm not obese.
Nice food in warmer weather.

Yeh but that was during Englands golden era which lasted less than 3 years lmao

Test

Seeing a lot of deleted posts lads

Rugby

They took the Bard and put him on a train the cunts

I've been well and truly jannied. Warned that Yea Forums is for sport-related posts only, and that I'll be banned if I post non-sport-related posts in future. And all I wanted to was post a nice little diversion for the good people of /cric/ during the rain delay. Sad!

don't ever make an off-topic post on the sports board again you piece of shit, you ruin the board with that shit

Sorry, I've learned my lesson now and can only apologise to all the people I've offended

100% Protestant detected

just did a MASSIVE POO that reminded me of a particular sportsman or sporting team in cricket

yeah you'll probably find your garbage music sing really welcone in a cricket thread.

Good evening lads

Based sebbo

If you make a thread on Yea Forums and cross-link it in here should be ok.

there are three things which if you divulge will make your enemies appear before you, namely your: wealth, religion, and announcing that you are about to depart.

I enjoyed BardCunt's music

incredible how not being fat helps you pick up women

I also enjoy it
African women are attracted to fat, it's a sign of wealth over there, in Africa

I was literally invited here from /brit/ in the first place you silly oxygen thief. That's the very definition of a welcome

Probably just stick to various /int/ threads I reckon. Usually found in /brit/ or /dixie, occasionally /eire/ if I'm in the mood for Irish folk songs

Thanks lads

Go back.

ignore the boomer kiwi m8

>lads
you're replying to the same person you mug.

got him on the ropes m8 well done

I'm 23 idiot.

What's your favourite crowded house song? For me, it's message to my girl.

Trinibro is honorary Irish but no we're not the same person, except in your head.

is Lorde the only hot kiwi singer

>Well ackshually the equinox
The leaves are going brown, it's rapidly getting darker and colder. It's already autumn.

>fourth warmest
The darkness and dampness is more significant to cricket than the temperature.

>less rainy than August
Don't think so. It's slightly wetter. Also in September you're more likely to get prolonged drizzle which is worse for cricket than summer storms.

Literally can see my green trees from my room you seething liar

>Starting to go brown is the same as being brown
Retard. The leaves are changing even if they're mostly still green.

100% of them are green and you are 100% perturbed

that's not trinibro.
you don't know who trinibro is.

Everyone looking forward to the Worcestershire game on Friday then?

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Pretty happy that Khawaja was dropped, his brother was a full on terrorist, that should give you an indicator not to pick up this dodgy double agent cunt.

Also, after 2019 nobody should ever mention Kohli and greatest in same sentence again. Stokes and Smith exposed him for the nth time, kohli can't play clutch and will never be remembered like Stokes or Smith.

Shitposting in Yea Forums

Kimbra but shes abit shit.

Goin all 5 days because NEET and literally nothing better to do than watch cricket and get drunk

>abc.net.au/news/2019-09-05/ashes-steve-smith-marnus-labuschagne-old-trafford-fourth-test/11480348
Geoff Lemon confirmed to be lurking here stealing our ideas

Up the sauces!

>lost four out of four parliament votes
howling

Yeah the test match is all well and good but don't forget the quarter finals of the Brainlet Blast. Repeat of last year's final, should be a cracker (we'll probably lose though)

Based

>So now you're Mickey Mouse, cleaving a magic broom in half to stop it carrying pails of water. What does that leave? Two magic brooms. Four pails.
Yep, can't be arsed finding the post but one of the aussie anons said this earlier today about mickey mouse and brooms and shit. Reminded me of that excellent castle of illusion game from whenever that was.

what the FUCK is that?

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sebbo is a fat cunt lads

...

Dunno but I like it

Based sebbo

Who is the Shane Warne of mobile suit pilots lads?
I’m thinking Full Frontal.

cricket.

Hey if you guys get any maccas with that monopoly shit, and you get a yellow property called Piccadilly, send it my way. That's all I need to win a car. I'll sell it and split the profit with ya :)

...

piccadily is the hard to get one mate won't be sharing that

I'll split it 60/40 with you getting the bigger share

Oh my
Based

>Lancashire threw two Australia fans out of Old Trafford yesterday for using “foul and abusive” language towards England fast bowler Jofra Archer.
>Among the insults shouted at Archer were “Jofra show us your passport” and other references to his Barbados heritage.
>Other supporters sitting close to the two men complained to stewards but eventually went to the police as it escalated.

msn.com/en-au/sport/cricket/exclusive-two-australian-fans-ejected-from-old-trafford-after-abusive-tirade-towards-jofra-archer/ar-AAGOpRy?li=AAgfYrC

LMAO

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Good and hopefully they get deported

aww babby give it but cant take it haha

thinking it's time to start talking about the greatest of all time and Steve Smith
Bradman and the old cunts had much less exposure to a variety of bowling and cric nations
This man conquers all

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Sandpaper

based blowie

taking the fall for a couple of shitters
absolute god and always thinking of his players
seethe more roy boy

yeah, steve smith is obviously the greatest batsmen to ever exist

It's not the sandpaper incident. It's the fact he's so good and a dying fanbase desperately clinging to a hollow world cup 'win'.
This was supposed to be Englels revival. A clean sweep. First the cup, then the Ashes.
A disorganized Australia with a team that has barely played together, romp home for Englel, happy feels for everyone.
He's the bad guy, the cheat, he's not supposed to be getting runs, he's supposed to be struggling.
And the fact he does it with casual cool, crowd screaming for his head and booing him for so much as a grin.
>Root
What a seething little dicklet this rat faced piece of shit has turned out to be. Would sell his own mother for a wicket.
>Archer
THE NEXT BIG THING
nay, a one trick pony and mediocre at best after an unpredictable pitch flattered his short bowling
>the others
a ragtag collection of part timers and mediocrity, not caring for a win but only to keep their spot in a team thrown together via statistics and numbers, not camaraderie.
The only shining light a New Zealander desperately trying to lead a group of broken players by example. poor fellow.
The cricket world now sees England as the bad guys and the Australians have well and truly achieved underdog battler status, the good guys.
All thanks to one man and an unending desire to be the best.
Steven Peter Devereux Smith

Should I add a girl from my uni class on FB? She didn't tell me her name but I can see her on the class list on the uni website. And yes I've talked to her irl

basado

sebbo needs to be removed lads

no
ask her name next time you talk to her.

bit cringe all up

downloading the latest episode of Badass Asian Dudes

who gives a fuck mate

think we need to set a weight limit on /cric/ lads.
thinking anybody above 400kg should be banned from these threads

as long as you keep talking about him, he'll stay.

literally this

don't know what's so hard to understand about this. we've been attacking him fora year and he's still here, clear that doesn't work

filter and ignore. simple as

pub then home for the cricket

let it die
let it die
let seb shrivel up and die

did this and got blocked from adding her, worldy, kiwi liberated slag but. Short little pliable piece, cute, comical t&a. sad

Is there a better cricket story then Smith's return to cricket?
Captain who takes the fall for something he didnt seem to actually know was happening.
"Fans" demanding he is banned for life, gets 12 months from CA even though ICC said 3 months was fine.
Doesnt play an ounce of first class cricket or even ODIs or T20s in that year. Just practices
Comes back for what is the most famous series in cricket. Makes 2 tons in 2 innings making the English bowling look like a grade cricket line up. All at the boos and insults etc from the poms
2nd test gets a bowl in the same spot as Hughes, still comes out after to make another quick 12 runs, saying it was only his arm giving him trouble at that point.
Misses a test and having the media cock up some bullshit story about Archer having him on the ropes
4th test comes out like normal playing his normal game with no issues and is set to make yet another century
All of this and claiming number 1 test batsman ranking in 3 innings

Also lots of credit to Stokes for stepping up and performing to keep England alive in the series.

Just an update for the cric bros. Tried to be a bit more alpha following your advices.

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kek

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based and no

take it to r9k incel

Not an incel and just sharing for a laugh with the boys. But fine won't post anymore

OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

should work:

lmisports.net/tv1/willow.php

Or use an aussie proxy
9now.com.au/live/gem

hey /cric/
what if we kissed
on tim paine's unconscious body after I knock his dumb fuck ass out for wasting that review in the third test

odd post.

>the virgin /cric/
>the chad /seb/

Absolutely baffled

completely stumped.

just peeked into /fs/ lads
think i saw richo posting without his trip so i turned 360 degrees and got out of there

just peeked into /cric/ lads
think i got second hand diabetes from that last post

filter and ignore

/^Bard$/

yep, richo is back on the menu lads

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>Reply to Thread No.94638748
this is Thread No.95182512 m8. get it right.

Almost time to get on the dublin bus to my place of work in dublin which is in ireland (dublin)

The /cric/ Commandments
1. Thou shalt respect cricket and those who play it.
2. Thou shalt discuss off topic posts during a luncheon break, tea break, or whilst a game is at stumps or yet to start play.
3. Thou shalt always contribute at least 1 post if an user starts a "If X was Y, he'd be Z"
4. Thou shalt only acknowledge Indians if a game is played between them and your nation.
5. Thou shalt not start hibi /cric/ unless you are a Brazilian
6. Thou shalt always congratulate a player upon them reaching 100 runs or have taken 5 wickets in one Innings
7. Thou shalt not speak his name, nor reference him in any post.
8. Thou shalt remind others that /cric/ owns small coc /hoc/

cringe

good except for hibishit, so you nearly had my approval.

downright ordinary effort

Fuck jannies

Actual rules of /cric/
1. No septics.
2. No Irish.
3. Execute all namefags.
4. Always compliment a cric lad's appearance with looking good m8
5. Watch cricket.

getting a based from me

4 isn't a rule as much as an inevitability that a /cric/ lad will be looking good

temperatures plummeting overnight lads

on rereading nah this isn't cringe at all sorry mate

6. Don't fucking contradict me.

almost cone o'clock i reckon

7. Based sebbo

rundown on me?

based me is based.

Raji.

based me, unbased (you).

reeks of réddit

>Thou shalt only acknowledge Indians if a game is played between them and your nation

tough luck sport.

fuggin unluggy uce

Might not be acknowledged lads ;_;

>4. Thou shalt only acknowledge Indians if a game is played between them and your nation.
>Thou shalt ... your nation
so this is the power of an australian grammar school education

just don't tell anyone you're a curry.

Just watching orca heeming seals. fuck they're based.

for me it's the video where three of them swim together to create a wave that knocks a seal off ice

seals are obese brainlets, the septics of the animal kingdom.

Morning lads

Seals smell like shit I wish the japs would switch to eating them and not whales.

R A J I B V L L

he's a confirmed nonce now mate

High IQ post

>now

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puzzling post, that's always been known

heavily suspected but now it's as good as

bro it is shakib

my /cric/ family i am the most dangerous marking target in our forward line but get used as a 3rd string option "push up the ground mate" "decoy" because i am not especially gregarious at training and have downsynnas tier peripheral vision which gives the impression that i am a selfish player who doesnt care about my teammates. When I am the opposite. Feelsbadman. Might squat thrice weekly this summer and become a pig and force their hand.

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Writing a sebbo version of tailypo lads. Reckon it should fucking terrify anybody who comes in here from /nrl/.

going footy

samantha hayes pregnancy update: shes getting very thick and her breasts are rather prominent now

>a ragtag collection of part timers and mediocrity
>not mentioning based Stokes by name
cringe
at least accept that he's their best player and very good

hmm

>they were married at Ballintubber Abbey
she is a ballintubber if I've ever seen one lads

has something happened? Just entered the thread

just entered your grans box lad

sent pictures of shirtless children kissing to Zachy

>implying there aren't Indian posters under non Indian flags
hello freshie

Richo laying down a smokescreen, just ignore as usual. Rajibul was always known to be a nonce.

based Tipungwuti

kek

kek got a link?

yeah this is verified a richo false narrative
trying to distract from his own confirmed nonce status and also paint suspicion onto based zachy

got it saved somewhere

RICHO UH
PEDO YUH
INCEL CUH

What does a vagina feel like lads? Is it really anything at all like onaholes and whatnot?

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like the inside of your cheek but wetter and you feel less because its not your nerves

what did he mean by this?

what a little creep.

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>poor man's daniel
based but bluepilled

well he fits right in with Richo, Zach and fatguts 2bh

>tfw ywn fuck prime unfat Hayes

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unironically would never post in a group chat with any of those freshcunts

they all predate you, you delusional fuckwit.

>getting baited

filter and ignore

they don't predate me, they predate on children

Literal who m8
Never heard of her before

Scout Barbour-Evans running for Dunedin Mayor lads

*converts*

based

its about time #cricket

TV news chick. there's just one weird autist obssessed with her. she's average as

the future is #shemale

the incel pedo richo

pretty sure it's lawncunt, he seems like a tv3 viewer.

it's not me you fag.
I don't even watch tv.

might be psychosis champ, you're 3rd option for a reason

every man has his breaking point

lawncunt has reached his

Why you so obsessed with this richo guy

the only breaking point here is me making a point by breaking your jaw m8.

Partial truthbomb but you'd be surprised how much socialclimbing can affect your status, a few years back a classmate who never played footy and can't kick (or mark) started wing in the ressies in round 1 no preseason. Also being unable to see connections due to visual retardation has given me a bit of a bad rep despite doing things like taking 10 marks in a quarter of matchsim and elite use inside 50. Im going to stop blogging now because ive got it off my chest. Genuinely appreciate your input though friend.

nah its not lawny
its me ama

younger brother was groomed by a nonce when he was a teen
guy claimed to be a girl and shit, while also pretending to be a guy friend
"she" wanted him to come out to oklahoma on his own
luckily we found out before it was too late
so i shan't tolerate nonces on the internet no matter where i am

when did you start obsessing over average TV lady

Do you agree with lawny calling you an autist?

yes, he is correct as usual.

Cool mate I get ya

may I say it? based

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big fan of pregnancy lad also always had a thing for her
im only autistic on here so i guess hes right

>dole day in Poo Pealand
>boxed wine anons overexcitedly filling cric with shit
grim

Footy IQ is actually a better reason to pick someone over the hard skills sometimes
What grade are you playing at? Sounds like you're in school

based richo in the thread

don't get mex wrong, she may be average af and you're a complete autist, but you're still an BSK cric lad and that's all that matters.

youtu.be/kfzVQwM3CS8

youtu.be/iPIjT-zdryY
quite possibly the greatest TMS moment of my lifetime

that bulged eye moustache look seems to be quite popular of late
not a fan

filter and ignore

uuh...

pub?

unders previously and reserves ammos. Yeah it's a horrible look from the outside so I understand that part. Not a huge amount i can do about it. I do everything else well, just one of those things that can kill you or put you in a box

Going to the pub is overrated
Drinking in the local park with lads is the kino way

not on a school night surely

based 17 year old

>Not a huge amount i can do about it.
yeah but look at it from their perspective, if you're not good enough you're not good enough
Just make an effort to scan around you more and pay attention

thinking about playing rugby next year lads

how hard is it for someone to pick it up having never played it in their lives? I am a decent sized athletic lad for context

get in all your maths before you do mate
you won't be able to do it afterwards

>not playing some footy or cric then downing a few tinnies at the park

Yeah, I am , but as i said im basically a chimp in that respect. Difficult to just be more aware. Trying every time ive got the footy though. ive taken everything on board but I reckon the damage has been done this year. Had one absolute howler in a game a while back and nothing Ive done since then seems to have moved the needle on it. Understandable i guess. you a backman?

get amongst it. they'll put you on the wing. just learn yo tackle properly so you don't get heemed

seems like I could get by mostly on athleticism is that the case do you reckon?

well not really, you need the skills required.

that was liquid cricket

solid cricket > solidus cricket > liquid cricket

Based sebbo advice forum

youtube.com/watch?v=iLe5wIdTYro
how do we get the natives playing cricket

martin's a maori too isn't he?

went to bed after the first rain delay during lunch. what did i miss

Windy bantz

Beach balls and rubbish as well as Labanterchagne

>95% control

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2 Aussie lads got arrested for calling Archer a nigger

Leboshanes average before replacing steve smith was 29, it's now 40.83

Is this the secret to becoming a great batsman

Get D’arcy to open over Warner

Start of play on time today, gentlemen.

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Lads I'm an Irish cricket enthusiast who posts on /cric/ all day from work. not sebbo btw.

that's incredible

30% chance of showers after lunch, but should clear up after about 4. However, it is England so it'll probably end up a wash out after lunch

SAUCE

Nah I don't play, I'm shit lol. But when I have that's always been the toughest part

Could imagine Tippingwoody as an unbreakable opener

>95192460
9. /rug/ owns /cric/

hmm

cringe but redpilled

hmm

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>opera
hmm

so true

For me it's Madam Butterfly

Predictions

>Smoth 135 falls short of his standard 140 when not hit in the neck. Deeemd a failure
>Aussie collapse when Smith goes
>Total 289

>Roy 9(18) one four
>Root gets 30 and gets lbw
>Stokes 50 burns 35 denly 0
>Paine shouts noiiiice waaan Nate alot

England all out for 180

Number 32 will bring you from in town up to Malahide for the cricket, stops right outside the ground.

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Malahide is quite comfy too. Tad on the posh side but it's cricket I suppose. Not been boozing out that way before only in portmarnock

Sekiro is a joke game when you figure out the parry mechanic. You can basically spam it with no repercussion. Hatred demon was way harder than isshin.

Howth is nice too, just as easy to get to but no cricket. The pubs are nice there, the nightclubs are dodgy.
Portmarnock doesn't have much except for that place by the beach which has all the underage discos, Malahide has 3 or 4 decent pubs.

I like the harbour bar in howth. Tucked away little but up the hill, comfy little place and a hidden from the tourists

The Bloody Stream is another one, on a rotten day in winter is super comfy, really good (pub) food.

going footy

based eire

Agreed. more touristy but seems to get a good few locals so it's an ok mix. That place next door is shite though, the dog something.

Anyone want to meet up at the gong on the weekend and play a bit of beach cricket?

will not be watching a single ball of Afghanistan v Bangladesh

hope your side wins mate, unless it's the roosters then you can go fuck yourself

>going footy
elite HD PIP master race here
shall be watching both

If it's Saturday, then yeah I'll come.

Got a free ticket to watch Ireland v Switzerland later, probably gonna be grim fuck it I'll get a pint in at least

footy not rugby

I'll be watching on telly, it's a great stadium there bud you'll have a good time regardless.

>wogball in cric
FUCK OFFwith the poverty ball shit, there's a million fucking threads discussing this faggot tier 'sport'

This.
Absolutely disgusting.

Cricket looms lads
Hoping we see a full days play

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Imagine feeling threatened by another sport LOL!

>rug owns cric
>jujimufu literally more skilled than rug professionals
does anyone even watch that shit anymore?
youtube.com/watch?v=mZOPlHOM2r8

/wog/ RUNS /cric/

Starting the day with a nice cold pint of stella.
It served me well in the world cup when we blew the fuck out of aussies.

/wog/ should run itself a bath

Fuck madoka

pub quiz: what two afl teams are named after animals that also feature in detroit sports teams

and then take the toaster for a swim.

Is Mitchell Starc a wog, technically?

Lions, Tigers.

Not technically, actually.

Brisbane and Richmond

no idea about afl but must be Lions and Tigers

Tbqh this is /cric/ an inclusive thread of all cric loving nations.
Discussing AFL in a thread with non aussies is diversive and insular.

they were talking about soccer you homo

I used to work with a couple of Bosnian brothers, they were sound as and used to have me round for dinners and bbq. Lovely folk desu.

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poo poo pee pee

this is the post

absolutely pussing down.

don't respond to him

>he doesn't believe in the Perth Pistons

yeah, I wouldn't

What's the difference? Both shit sports

Australia 450
England 3/20

LETS GOOOOOO

holy mother of wrong

ah, a rugby connoisseur, dare I suggest?

newcastle r3n7

Based fucking GambLORD.

only had a cheeky 500 on it @5.10

cheers for letting us know back when it actually ran though.

you said that yesterday too?

is that your post code
do you want me to come and heem you

it ran today. i told you yesterday so it's not my job to remind you.

sorry m8 wasn't on /cric/ yesterday i'll pay more attention.

>he wasn't on /cric/ yesterday
yikes

>Afghanistan 191/3
what le fugg XDXDDD

...

Fucking hungry lads

Have a fucking bacon sandwich then you mug

fuk,whens the next one?

YAY female commentators, so powerful

I've been to the Aviva loads of times not a massive fan. Small stand looks rubbish but I suppose they had no choice thier with the local residents and or dart

Just got 2 chicken and cheeses from maccas

Muscular batting from simthy here lads