Thoughts? Do we agree?

What the hell
Whoever created this tries to troll

whoever made this did it purely for the controversy

What the fuck

God this is so fucking awful

>Thoughts
We’re completely fucked, it's unbelievably horrendous, every single keystone species in the tropics is in decline, amazonia will never ever recover its biodiversity, we’re bleeding out into the void and we still think there is time to act. Things will become uncomfortable in the next century and hellish after that. We’ll all be lucky to die before the carbon becomes unbearable.
Arthropods make up 85% of species on Earth, and now we have multiple studies on multiple continents indicating 50% to 98% dropoff. Without insects, an estimated 90% of all wild plant species will die. Almost every animal on land (including flying animals) either feeds on insects, on plants that need insects, or on animals that feed on insects. One disruption in the food chain is going to have massive consequences for humans... and fish, bats, plants, amphibians, birds, reptiles. Everything.
Desertification of large swathes of Asia (including west and north china) and Africa will lead to hundreds of millions of refugees. Starvation and war will destabilise whole continents. In the west the legacy of the green revolution still hasn't been erased and so we continue to exhaust the top soil and poison the water table with pesticides. Once you drain or poison a water table it doesn't come back, not in a time frame meaningful to humans. Didn’t even mention the carbon and ozone poisoning, not that it matters even just the loss of top soil, phytoplankton, soil microbiome, soil nutrients and tree cover (to protect from inland storm systems) is enough to fuck us. Also all the insects, amphibians and birds will die, fish are inundated with psychotropics and plastics, water supply is full of heavy metals, and the only advanced lifeform on earth is advanced enough only to slowly realise the inevitable is coming but not enough to do anything about it.

Jesus christ this is dog shit

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>Tuchel
>Valverde
>Ole
>Emery over Poch
>Ten Hag not being in top 5
this is beyond cringe

Literally the only solution is de-industrialisation and depopulation. I also forget to mention rising ocean salinity. Everything everywhere is dying and there is no meaningful response. Probably the best we can hope for is some unexpected nuclear catastrophe or some kind of Malthusian blender within the next 20 years tops. Under democracy it's impossible to tell the sheep that they're going to have to simply have less stupid shit or else the world will die. That is the fundamental problem with democracy is that it just ratchets irreversibly (under that system) towards gratifying the mob at any expense.
There are probably ten thousand different processes in the biosphere that will be effected. It's so bad that again it cannot be discussed by the media or STEMfags because there would be a stock market crash or global warfare or just a liquidation program overnight. It's really fucked beyond comprehension. Capital is headless and doesn’t care if we all die it's not based in preservative evolutionary processes that protect against destruction of basic homeostasis. There is no way out, even if we slow warming to the UN target there are deteriorating systems in our most important ecosystems that will give out before we can reverse the damage. Soil erosion, loss of insects and birds is probably the most noticeable thing besides bizarre weather patterns and pollution. We will see the effect of the other diseased systems soon. It's just we’re human so we think in terms of months and years, this takes decades but it also compounds on itself with time and is unfortunately based in an interdependent web of interactions which accelerate damage.

ten hag is a fraud

Actual redpills being dropped

Who cares? Shit's fucked anyway, we've thrown the brakes for that train overboard and set the throttle to full

how on earth is tuchel this high? he has PSG, he won 1 out of 3 domestic trophies, he remontada's at home in the ro16 of the CL.

Where is Lampard

He looks like a serial killer

>Valverde and Zidane higher than Poch
>Ole higher than Ten Hag

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He's on a careers killing spree

Why do people rate Poch so highly? Spurs play terrible football and never win anything.

Because they went from being a upper midtable club to CL regular and even made the final?

>never won anything

Yes it's Spurs, it's an achievement on its own he's turned that club into a consistent top 4 side and couldn't even buy any players for a window.

>1 croat on the list
ok its good

If one species dies off another will rapidly proliferate in it's place. 99.999999999999% of all species that ever lived are extinct. By your logic the earth would be 99.999999999999% barren wasteland.
Industrialization and economic development is what leads people to get on the grid rather than chop down trees for charcoal to cook with and heat their homes. Economic development is the only thing that leads to depopulation long term.

>And against the picture painted by celebrities and the mainstream media that fires around the world are caused by economic growth, the truth is the opposite: the amount of land being burned is declining thanks to development, including urbanization.
>That's because the amount of land being converted into ranches and farms has been going down, not up, and because more of it is being done with machines than with fire.
>For the last 35 years, the world has been re-foresting, meaning new tree growth has exceeded deforestation. The area of the Earth covered with forest has increased by an area the size of Texas and Alaska combined.
>Less land is being converted into agriculture globally in part because farmers are growing more food on less land.
>Much of the re-forestation is occurring in deserts and tundra that had been barren, thanks to human-led reforestation initiatives, such as in China and Africa, and because of global warming. Warmer temperatures are what have allowed forests to grow in tundra.

1. Zidane
2. Guardiola
3. Klopp
4. Simeone
5. Pochettino
6. Valverde
7. Erik Ten Hag
8. Conte
9. Ole
10. Emery
11. Kovac
12. Tuchel
13. Favre
14. Sarri
Rest doesn't deverse my time

CL win > CL final > CL semi > CL quarter > CL ro 16 > league win > Europa league win

>Rodgers and Tuchel above a manager who won 3 European Cups

kekekk

lmao ole. this has to be pait

>Walter Mazzari
>No Gasperini or Inzaghi
Confusing

>Nailsmeme ahead of Poch
sorry what?

No Bielsa means it is at least a decent list.

remove zidane and put lampard on his spot

How is solskjaer a top 20 manager. all hes done is get relegated with cardiff, won the norway league and get gifted the man u job

wtf i doubt any other premier league team would swap their manager for him

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>solskjær
HAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAH

Uhm, wheres Spasov?!?

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Youve shown great character.

Always team brenny

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Spurs used to be very good to watch. Not anymore since walker and Dembele left but they might again.

Looks like a who is most overrated list to me

If it were to include the whole world, Jorge Jesus would top the list

>Lopetegui
>Kovac
>Sarri at 4
>at the wheel anywhere near the top 10000
>Valverde
>Zidane
>Ten Hag that low

Wtf?

I've been hearing about this Nagelsmann guy a lot last month, who the fuck is he!?

Villas-Boas should be there for respect of his past

>who the fuck is he!?
30yo FM-taught manager

Saved Hoffenheim from relegation and led them twice in to the CL. He is playing some of the most attacking and beatiful to watch football in the Bundesliga. Moved to Leipzig this season and is currently 1st place. And he is only like 32 years old, so that gets him a lot of hype as well.

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>Kovac 7th
He's barely Top 20 in Germany

If Leipzig wins Bundesliga then I will rate him, shan't be wasting my time rallying under a new Pochettino then

>Klopp
>Simeone

Everything else is alright

...Then let's hope you don't get to rate him.

How is Ole above Emery, Kovac, Tuchel, etc., if he has won fucking nothing?

lol

seething

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If he wants to become a legend, he can lead HSV to the title. Immortality guaranteed.

he reached a CL quarterfinal

literally impossible, even for him

I swear to God, if you fuck up in the CL I will murder every "fan" of this fucking cuck franchise.

against fucking paris saint choke
even a ligue 2 team can do it

But he's won nothing whereas the others have?

HecKING makes them dominate the 2nd Bundes right now, a "prodigy" like Nagelsmann should be able to make them a big club again with a few years of time.

so did Tuchel (with BVB)

ah my bad, forgot. so tuchel should be 9th and ole 10

>valverde

yikes

seething porcofag

As flies to wanton boys we are for the gods, they kill us for their sport.
Soon the science will not only be able to slow down the ageing of the cells, soon the science will fix the cells to the state and so we will become eternal.
Only accidents, crimes, wars, will still kill us but unfortunately, crimes, wars, will multiply.
I love football. Thank you.

>Placing anyone in the top 5 who hasn't won 3 leagues

>Ole
Lmao what? Also where is Nuno?

>Also where is Nuno?
above manure this coming May

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Simeone hasn't won shit since 2014

Friendly reminder Sarri came 3rd with the worst looking Chelsea in years. He's definitely a top 5 manager.

Have faith fren, we live in the ERA OF THE BVLL

Friendly reminder that
>He came 4th
>He actually came 5th but Arsenal and United out choked him

Incredibly based (and true), my friend.

Friendly reminder Sarri died last week, that's why he shouldn't be on the list.

He was third brainlet

That Ten Hag disrespect

Schreuder was the real coach of Ajax last season.

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why the fuck does that dud have 2 faces glued together? what the hell is going on

most of the reforestation is monoculture
it doesn't help the ecosystem at all, also the greatest danger is in the damage we did to the seas
I mean you elected a fucking climate change denier, the kiwi is right, our kids will starve thanks to our gluttonous fathers, best case scenario we kill each other before that

>conte below nagelsmeme
>ten hag 19th
>no nuno

>Klopp, Pep, Simeone, Conte in top 10
fair enough
>Kovac, Tuchel, Rodgers
YIKES. Kovac is a complete fraud

mega brain

>kovac
>Rodgers
>Valverde
>Lopetegui
>Ole
Literally why?? None of them have shown any indication of overperforming and certainly not of winning anything

Emery certainly isn't a better coach than Poch. His Arsenal team were badly exposed by Spurs at home last weekend.

2018, europa league and UEFA supercoupe

I don't agree

Sterilization of all non-whites and global Ecofascism is the answer.

he would have finished 5th if united and arsenal didn't massively choke in the last games

Solskjaer in that list is absolutely outrageous. Just destroys the list maker's reputation

imagine opening this thread to argue about this nonsensical and pointless list

>imagine
you're literally doing it

you can't prove that

>blackmantapsforehead.jpg

>he doesn't have a second brain to simulate how the opponent will react while forging his strategies
Pleb

No one can seriously think klopp is number one
You have to be full reddit to believe that

Where's Sergio?

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based

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There arw various coaches from various leagues from various teams that are far above and beyond fucking Solskjaer, Kovac, Lopetegui, Valverde, and Ten Hag. You scrubbed out actual good coaches (for example, in England they ignored Howe and Bielsa, and even Nuno is a tier above Solskjaer). They literally just looked at the current list of teams at the top of the table and the historic big clubs and combined it, putting absolutely 0 thought into this list.

How the fuck are Rodgers, Garitano and Lopetegui better than Poch?

who do you rank as better

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He has one trophy in england, there's a lot of managers above him

>in europe

who the fuck cares. bruce arena is better than all these scrubs

Where are the 7-0 Benficafags promised throughout last month they would score against FC Porto, that is the question

Why is Nagelsmann rated #5? All he has to his name is getting Hoffenheim to over-perform in the Bundesliga while making it the only German team to fail to reach the CL R16 or EL for that matter, then signing with an already stacked Leipzig.
I'm sure he's perfectly talented and no doubt Leipzig will be major trophy contenders and maybe even dark horse past the R16 in the CL, but he's still a 32-year-old boy with not a lot of experience under his belt.

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Get out valentijn.

Solskjaer isn't even a top 20 coach in Manchester tbf. Sacked by christmas.

>Kovac
Lmao
>Pep only second
He's undisputedly the best coach to have ever existed. Literally has an 8/10 conversion rate on league titles or something. That's fucking retarded.

India and the biggest African countries have far less eco footprint than Europe and America. Whites are the problem and will always be the problem. You love to live selfish lives through constant gratification from man made products

>Jesse Marsch not on the list
You will regret this when he leads Salzburg to CL knockouts after cucking one of Liverpoo or Napoli

>caring about football outside of Europe

>Kovac
come on now

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>winning Barcawinslol with Barca
>winning Bayernwinslol with Bayern
>an achievement

>Simeone not first
>Sarri that high
>Pochettino that low

Fucking shit list.

>lopetegui above poch
What the hell

Kovac wouldn't even be in the top 2000

>Kovac anywhere near top 20
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Where is Sergio?

>Kovac

>Guardiola
>joins a new club
>uhhh play like Barcelona
>tactic isn't working
>more passes, more diving
Gee, I wonder.

>Ancelotti not even listed

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>Rodgers
>Valverde
>Lopetegui
>Solskjaer
>Mazzarri

>takes Getafe to 5th 2 points from CL

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No Mourinho. No Hütter. No Deschamps.

>Not being top of the most competitive league in the world
Why even give this list time?

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sauce

>rodgers that high
>Sarri that high when he only won a europa league
>nagelsmann
>Ole even on this list

burn this list pls