/mls/ ft. /ayy/ - Another March to the Sea edition

soccer.nbcsports.com/2019/09/04/strengths-and-weaknesses-of-the-usmnt/

>WEAKNESS: Center forward (for now)

>Prolific big man Jozy Altidore isn’t with the USMNT this camp due to Toronto FC commitments, and has struggled to stay healthy (He’s an absolute CONCACAF killer). Lille’s Tim Weah is also hurt, and may well be the answer here, but all eyes will be on Josh Sargent. The Werder Bremen teen is coming off his first goal of the Bundesliga season, and capable of turning this weakness to strength the minute if his elite prospect meter pushes into full throttle starter (Read the latest on Sargent here). Everyone else already has a clear flaw in their game, even Altidore’s fitness qualifies here. Gyasi Zardes is a good finisher with a very decent engine, but his poor stats in many other categories aren’t lying. Bobby Wood has dropped off the map, Andrija Novakovich is still not a fixture at Reading and on another loan, and Jordan Morris now clearly a winger.

Looks like Garber forgot to pay off his news team

tbf, if Gregggg set up the team to just support Puli and Mc, let those two combine and direct play, and stopped trying to create chances for Zardes to miss, the team would dramatically improve

you go to war with the army you've got

The problem is that zardes DOES score

*becomes back to back champs in your path*

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My local team would be former chivas if we are talking strictly miles to the closest home ground.
Don't think the guys playing in the fields at griffith park count as my local team right?

>not playing for your local team

MONTI
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I want to ______ his _______

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>zardes DOES score
Only against shitters and after wasting a million chances. We can't afford to be wasteful against the better Concacrap teams.

But that’s the NT way

Anybody got webms of the Atlanta/Philly goals?

>tfw MLS considered expansion into the Carribean but decided against it
think of how elite it all could have been
also, Our Islanders play today

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didn't play ayso, high school, or college.
But maybe a beer league is what I need to get out of the rut I find myself in. Then I remember it is too damn hot here and turn up the AC.

play indoor

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Fugggg

So weah is hurt, and who else?

And is sergent coming in?

who?

That makes no sense, Alex. I've literally told Landon that I will support USL San Diego regardless of colors or crest specifically because it will be our local team.

espn.com/soccer/portland-timbers/story/3935328/sources-mls-suspends-fans-for-iron-front-flag

MLS is leading the way in the right against the dangerous terrorist organization known as Antifa (a suspected AlQaeda affiliate)

we are all safer once these brutal fascists rebel groups are executed. now more than ever we need to give emergency powers to a single executive, we need to ignore phoney bleeding heart arguments about "rights" and "the rule of law", and we need to put these people into Holding Centers until we find a final solution for the Antifa Question

thank you Don Garber and President Trump

Kelley, amigo :)
please watch our qts

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You should support San Diego 1904 instead user, get the pro/rel ball rolling

>instead

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I suppose that's an option, but it's kind of cringy to pledge allegiance to two teams especially when they could play each other in domestic cup competition

lol we certainly wouldn't want any cringe in our American soccer, that would be too far

we all know only the USL will be allowed to progress very far in the USOC anyway

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>it's kind of cringy
you support sawker in america, that is well past the line on the sand in a beach called cringy.

Welp, as possible as that may be, what exactly about supporting 1904 gets the pro/rel ball rolling?
I was excited to support it back before Soccer City, but if we analyze how 1904 fell through versus how Soccer City did, the rest of the City being comprised of dipshits doesn't look as bad as the owners of 1904 liking the outlook of NASL and hitching their wagon to it, over Landon hitching his to the man responsible for Sac Republic FC. Say what you will about the liklihood of the later being welcomed into MLS, what they've accomplished as an entity and from a business standpoint has been more impressive than what 1904 had. Between the Chargers, 1904 1.0, and the Fleet, I'm really trying to avoid investing attention and effort into ventures that lack longevity.

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thinking that you have to have loyalty to one of two teams that don't exist yet is the real cringe, amigos

if you are in San Diego the only loyalty you have to have is towards Xolos

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1904 are playing in NISA tho
NISA is the future
NISA is love

Yes, 1904 is playing in the NISA now, because they originally signed on with NASL before that went down in flames, and weren't approved by USL to be adopted by it.

Rayados and Xolos have my Liga MX loyalyty, because I began following the latter while studying in MTY before the Xolos were promoted to the Primera.

>supporting liga mx teams

CHI’s

In ninja turtle news, berhalter is green lighting Sergino Dest to start against Mexico to get him to play for >us instead of the Netherlands

Dest plays as FB for ajax

>not supporting a team in the most popular league in the United States
you aren't really even a soccer fan, you are just hipster trash

Dest is going to play for the Nederlands if they call him up, he's already made that clear.

He's pulling a Jóhannsson

shut the fuck up Jose

>supporting a team from your country instead of the national rival to the south is hipster

Stupid beaner

>national rival
the Mexican league is a national rival? to who? that's like saying the Ligue 1 and the Premier League are rivals because England and France don't like each other.
back to plebbit with this countryball nonsense

>USSF plans to halt the Mexico game if Puto chants are heard
kek, they've backed themselves into this retarded corner

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>national rival
You're not our rival, amerifat. South american teams are our rivals, you're just the retarded handicapped baby we bully to win the Concamierda trophies (ccl, copa oro, leagues cup etc)

leaves in January

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Skewer his boipuccy

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>that flag this post

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Winning against Uruguay or Colombia means more to us mexicans than beating your my little sawkeroo national team for the umpteenth time in an irrelevant copa oro game.

cringe

Is mexico even in conmebol?

Theres no rivalry between Mexico if there’s an entire chain of countries between the two

Mexico and SA*

Do it cowards, want to see chimpouts.
Guess I'm watching for the spectacle it will be now.

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the concentration by Mal here is why she will become GOAT

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Loyalty to the Xolos? The Xolos are literally a made up modern football MLS-tier team who only exist because of drug money

I

I BELIEVE

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

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They've won a League Championship which is more than any San Diegan professional sports team can say, and up to 1904 and SD USL, it was the only local soccer option that wasn't indoor for the better part of the last decade.

Philadelphia Fury game is postponed
>NISA

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...

>who only exist because of drug money
what do you think funds LigaMX at the moment?
non-laundered money? soda advertising?

because of the hurricane you hater, you swine

US to honor Tim Howard before the game tonight

Say something nice about our secretary of defense

>you now remember this goal
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJD9tmdiKw

I know that he's an old man and definitely showing his age now with the Rapids, but why wasn't he called up instead of Guzan? Would be pretty cool to give him a start and sub him out after a few minutes for Steffen.

the mexicans are being mean about you lads

*loud onions slurping sounds*

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Who?

Careful, user...

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Friendly reminder that US soccer is a forced meme and will never take off. Join us at /nfl/ when you finally see the truth.

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>viewership decling
>youth playing real football than gridiron football
>no serious international gridiron tournament

Yeah I’m good user, I appreciate the offer tho

>cancerous trips and circlejerking

No thanks

Go apply rogaine to your crown, Donovan

K, enjoy your dead thread and dead sport then I guess.

The mexico us gamethread is popping, turd

That's international, this is /mls/, is it not? Cope

>dead sport
>n-no that gamethread doesn’t count

he should have retired sooner and let the younger talent take over and his arrogance grew to enormous levels after moving to MLS and being surrounded by fluffers and his belief that only he had the true passion needed to be the US #1 has set the program back another generation

he had all the arrogance of the Greatest Soccer Generation and none of the accomplishments

>7-3

Not very nice

He was our best player against waffleland and tsutugal

and he should have retired afterwards

Not his fault SUM called him up

not to rehash this again, but it is his fault they fired Jurg and hired Bruce (and specifically Bruce because Howard feared losing his spot otherwise)

I'll bet you think Luck and Gronk are outliers, and not a sign of things to come too.

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But I only like sawker.

Is the cowtown pre-expansion bullying over finally?

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Please

Please garber, I’ll stop calling you a bald money grubbing culture

Please

Vulture*

Fucking phone

>CTEball
No thanks.

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COWTOWN

what if i want to watch exciting sports?

NEXT Season (2020):
>Inter Miami of Fort Lauderdale (Boca Raton) Club de Futbol
>Nashville Soccer Club
2021:
>Austin Football Club
2022:
>St. Louis ???
>Sacramento Republic
2023:
>1 more Eastern team

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2022: Concacaf-Conmebol merger
2023: ConFoAm Nations League
2024: Expanded Copa America
2025: 24 team Club World Cup, Summer, Mex-USA-Can hosts
2026: Mex-Can-USA host 48 team World Cup

2026: it comes home

twitter.com/SacRepublicFC/status/1170108950793965568

what did they eman by this

>cowtown de la railroad #29
so who gets the last spot? Or will Garber aim for 32-34 teams instead?

DEST IS ON THE STARTING ROSTER

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

these games don't cap tie him also he's overrated

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>morris

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Looks more like a 4-2-3-1, it'll probably update to that.

Is the owner a local? Kinda stopped following when Meg Whitman was floating around the organization.

real estate guy for el dorado hills and some medicare company

>Steffen, Dest, Zimmerman, Long, Cannon
lol this is gonna be bad, might watch for the schadenfreude

/Hoc/

>low "putoooo" heard in the distance

What did they mean by this?

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>already down before the 25'

what did greggggg mean by this

He started a teenager at LB to try to convince him to play for us.

you are just a mad little hater thats what it means

you don't like the team because they are fucking good

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im beginning to get the feeling that this team isn't very good

much to think about

cmon turtles, FIGHT AND WIN

Gregg's done it again

>of the 60 people involved in the USSF's Youth Development Task Force, 0 are Hispanic/Latino
>most of the money is spent in white suburbs

wHy DoNt chIcANos SupPOrT uSA!?!? whY Is OUr teAm sHiT???

>MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER

Long is garbage

>MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER >MY LITTLE SAWKER

Steffen starts ahead of Frei, Hamid, Gonzalez, Horvath, Miller, Bono, Johnson and even Guzan, because Gregg has said explicitly "he's better in building the play out of the back"

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guzan is shit too

his knees might exploded trying to get down to make a save but he wouldn't make this mistake

HONK HONK

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Someone redpillme about this

SUMMafia controls all US NT media and who gets on the roster, who the coach is etc, so while people yell and fume about how shit the NT is, they do literally nothing to fix it because they can keep pushing MLS shitters onto the squad and nobody can do anything about it while they keep selling morris and altidore jerseys

el pacto de caballeros but codified to the federation and league.

probably 90% of US soccer journalists used to or currently work for MLS/SUM

their main job is to provide excuses that avoid pointing out the role of MLS/SUM in the national team

see: Twellman, Holden, Lalas, anyone at The Athletic

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Gary is getting dangerously close to throwing down the parentheses

Gregg Berhalter, post match:
>From my perspective, I’m happier about this game than the Gold Cup final. In the Gold final I felt our only solution was to play the ball long. Now we’re doing what I’m envisioning.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

YOU ARE STUCK ON MR.BONES WILD RIDE

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disband this shit league

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>I-it's all the MLS's fault

Morris was unironically the best player when he came on and he's nothing special. Pulisic did nothing outside of the run he went on in the first half, Dest was shit, McKennie was shit, etc.

Berhalter has to go though, if Adams is healthy for the next fixtures and he's at right back I'll kill myself

>Morris was unironically the best player when he came on

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You should kill yourself anyway for defending the MLS

The twitter guy? He's a fucking redpilled American/Argentine scout from southern California who tells it how it is - he got one of LA Galaxy's best talents Alex Mendez to go to Europe and now Mendez is at Ajax with Dest. He also knows that US Soccer and the American soccer media is a fucking joke.

look at these losers, what an embarrassment

>Morris was unironically the best player when he came on
He was literally anonymous and shit up until he accidentally won the penalty which was really a dumb mistake by the Mexican defender and less about his skill. The team is shit because a shit coach calls up shit marketing players like Morris, Trapp, Long and Zimmerman because they are white and play in MLS but are shit.

>From my perspective I'm happier about this game than the Gold Cup final. In the Gold Cup final, I felt like all we did was play the ball long. That was our only solution. Now, at least we're trying to play the way we envision.
>The message for the group is use this as an opportunity to continue to grow.
>To me, it's a great example to the guys to keep working, keep pushing, keep making progress
>At least today, I saw guys who wanted to keep trying.
>We made some mistakes but it wasn't critical.
>It was a time to keep going, keep learning what the group is about. To me, it was a valuable exercise.

#growth#building#culture#spirit#everyday#learning#together#opportunity#humble#humility#friends

Wenger in

what to take from this graph:
#9 is Zardes lol

Cannon #20 low key worst player on the field, look how little came from him just constant triangles with Trapp and Zimmerman

Boyd is supposed to be a winger, yes?

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Im surprised Ream didnt start LB and Dest as RB. Cannon doesnt even play well for Salad atm

USMNT is trash
Water is wet

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>

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WE DIDNT KNOW, JURGEN

PLEASE COME BACK

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meanwhile, in sports that are fun and good

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you now remember when Bob Bradley's team of Ching, Cooper, Beckerman, Heaps, Goodson, and Holden lost 5-0 in the GC final

oh wait, you don't because this shit doesn't matter and no one cares

Shut up boomer.

That's a pretty shitty webm you got there m8.

blame 4ching's stupid size limit

Can't tell you how many webms I have to make before it finally goes under that file size limit.

> the American Guardiola
> USA USA USA
> My little Sawker

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

US in the gold cup had basically same number of shots, same number of goals, a hundred less passes, and only lost by 1 goal

Greggggg is happy about 100 more passes between the play making center back and the goalkeeper

by far the most insane take I have ever heard, better to just not say anything at all

basically the only reason I don't bother clipping things all the time

it takes seconds to just pump one out but having to find the minimum compression is tedious, just bump the size limit and get rid of ten shit boards hiroshimoot

That was a B team in 2009 coached by the assistant coach because Bob was in South Africa with the A team. And he did get fired for losing the 2011 gold cup final.

Guzan, for all his faults, plays in a team that literally exclusively builds from the back.

>Steffen starts ahead of Frei, Hamid, Gonzalez, Horvath, Miller, Bono, Johnson and even Guzan
Frei, Hamid, Gonzalez, Miller, Bono, Johnson and Guzan are all shit with their feet. There is not a single keeper in MLS who knows how to properly play out the back, the league is still stuck in the mid 2000s where your goalkeepers were only taught how to block shots.

you will be watching St.Louis vs Nashville today, won't you user?

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>it's not ok to use a friendly to practice a play style you need to work on, even if it's bad at the moment
I know it's Mexico and we always want to beat them, but chill out.

Nope

Back to the office, Gregg

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Where's the lie though? You could tell he was trying to make them play out of the back, to work on it. The point of friendlies is that you don't have to changes things that aren't working, you can continue to practice new things. Works the same as preset games in the NFL, you can put your team in specific game situations and give them specific things to work on. Obviously they played like shit and we're pathetic, but it served a purpose. And he obviously would change strategy in a real game if what they started with was going so poorly.

please watch our league user, have mercy

>And he obviously would change strategy in a real game
i get that someone doesn't want to talk Ninja Turtles, but this is far from obvious

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It is though, he's already abandoned telegraphed gameplans and meme formations in big games, and has explicitly stated that he will do so in the future.

>really gets my almond activated.

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>#pooinLou

only good game today is Pooland vs Kansas Shitty

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No, because you posted a gay faggot twitter-tier meme.

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Lemme correct you jimmy
>(((they))) will email you

So when are we throwing a violent coup against SUM?

kek, saved

>new york

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Is Bruce Arena elite?

lol

are the ninja turtles actually going to lose to us in the nations league?

link to the LAFC Orlando game stream? rojadirecta isn't working.

why the fuck did you steal one of our kids??

also, no

When will the MlelS come to /copalib/? I want to see Ibrahimovic playing at Defensores Del Chaco

>AND THE MAN OF THE MATCH OF TONIGHT IS (you)
I feel ya Cincybros,

>pg 8 during the peak of USL

*dabs on sounders 2*

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LOVE SLAGS
LOVE CALLEJEROS
LOVE PERONISM

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Don't look now but the lags are out of the ploffs.

internet shut off due to a fire, I had snacks and everything ready to go, couldn't stream

why the fuck isn't USL on tv, fuck the future

>due to a fire

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is Feenix elite?

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>quacks are going to get the 4th seed and >ibra FC is out

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fixed

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>Nashville

Holy shit, how

is Diego Valeri the most underrated player in MLS?

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yes

Melia and Besler pushing hard for another Ninja Turtles call up with that performance

>mfw US Soccer loses to Cuba

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>nfl season starting
zero percent chance we keep a thread alive

>lags
Ohnono

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Are the doops elite or no?

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LIVE GOD DAMNIT, LIVE

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yes
We're the largest market in the league and billionaire owners

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>2019
>living in Phoenix

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LAGs struggling and now their home field is going to be trash for the rest of the season lol rip in piss

BASED

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unironically: Could she save USMNT?

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Come on bro it's rapids/wizards/impact/real/whitecaps/dynamo
If these guys don't get it up for these teams, then shit maybe >we don't deserve the ploffs this year either.

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Rapids game without starters due to international
SKC on the now torn up field
Montreal should be a win
RSL away is hard, lucky if they get a point
Whitecaps should be a win, but they are better away than at home
and a warm, muggy day match in Houston, who LAGs struggled to beat already earlier this season

idk, it's looking pretty grim for The Marquee Team

w-what do you think he smells like? haha just kidding this is a joke post lol

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He smells like Sumafia jewish marketing

absolutely seething about our beautiful Aryan boy

>pg 8

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just more reason to post qts inshallah

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Good morning /mls/

another day of no gaems and no news

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>tfw another family reunion when you aren't allowed out of the attic

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>page 8

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>tfw no qt pulisic’s sister gf

>smells like incest
say wut

Just like my doujinshi

Who will il Donissimo pick now?

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Watch Gulati become CEO in a Vladimir Putin political grab where Putin was President, then became Prime Minister and then afterwards became President again.

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What did they post?

it's going to be Jay, the only problem is mitigating the backlash. its all a matter of timing the announcement to generate the least amount of press
I'm not sure when that would be, maybe if the US wins against Canada and Cuba, or after the MLS playoffs when everyone's paying attention to Euros
they also have to announce the new Concacaf-Conmebol merger tournament, and figure out the Nations League finals

Gulati is more like the oligarchs than the Putin figure. he loves the power and wealth but doesn't want to have his face on the paper.

just Mexico highlights with the comment "we watch, we learn, we grow"

the comments on all their social media platforms are pretty toxic though, people are really pissed off, more so than the autists here

(??)

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>Stockton

Grim

seething coastie paying $3000 a month for a studio lmao YIKES couldn't be me

I don’t live by the coast but it’s still 1-1200 a month for a one room here

Regardless Stockton is a hellhole

>toxic
Wrong site, sweetie

>implying the don cares about backlash

Fucking should be after that sham election, and that sham search for a coach for over a year.
And fags still say I should give a damn about the ninja turtles.

Did YOUR team get to hang out with Iron Maiden?

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perfect fit for a Boomer team in a Boomer city

All the 30 year old millennials are moving here

Doyle actually criticizing Berhalter and making a lot of sense

youtu.be/sPlwYulOay8

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For me,it’s slayer.

no, because they played at our stadium while LAFC was playing away

It's reverse psychology, moron. He's "criticizing" Bercuckler so that his more extreme opinions seem less extreme. Same tactic that commies and nazis used.

Doyle, fuck OFF

Based

cringe

You're obsessed and pathetic and reaching.

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>You're obsessed and pathetic and reaching.

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I would watch mls if Indianapolis ever got a team but we’re stuck with a shitty USL team playing meme cities.

memes aside, can you come up with 3 reasons why petke wouldn't have been a better manager than greggg to lead the nats?

Those guys are barely at mlels level.

>his stadium is literally toilet.

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What exactly is happening in the bottom photo

Exactly what you think is happening.

>being this new
it’s hasnt been verified but from analysis. It’s come to the conclusion that said “lady” in photo was dedicating. But besides all the skepticism shes pretty much using the stadium as her personal toilet.

Because hes not a good coach. The only good American coach right now is Marsch and he fucked off to Germany and Austria and is doing well there.

>The only good American coach right now is Marsch
*blocks your path*

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Business idea

We bribe the krauts for Löw

US Olympic team just beat Japan 2-0

now add in Puli, Mc, Adams, Sargent, Yueill, Pomkyal, Robinson, Ebobisse

there's absolutely no reason that team can't medal

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>caring about soccer olympics
No one cares dude, I would unironically care more if it was the u20 world cup and that has little merit as well

>olympics
>japan
>berhalter not using his asinine tactics to play everyone out of position

Meaningless

don't waste puli's time with that shit.

Yes, in fact they did play FC Edmonton

>tfw i just remembered this from right before the era of >SOON posting

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TAKE THAT BACK MOTHERFUCKER, USL IS ELITE

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I just want them to qualify for once in like 20 years since I'm going to the olympics

do mine eyes deceive me or is that Earnie Stewart, Sporting Director (an office job) of US Soccer and man who refuses to give interviews or explain what he is getting paid for, lurking around the mens practice wearing coaching gear?

does Earnie lurk around the women's team, refusing to ever be noted publically and pretending to be a coach? is there nothing better to be doing at USSF this week? there was a U-23 game, is Earnie aware that is going on or is he having too much fun larping as a coach with his old friends?

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>implying flyoverapolis isn't also a meme city

cry more

I'd like to lurk around the womens locker room

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Goodnight, /mls/

time for late night qt's posting

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'no'

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>the 2020 poocastle jest jersey

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Finally someone will challenge the Mariners for their "most embarrassing A-League Club" title.

>page 8

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Not feeling mlels now lids.
Just want it to be over already.

We're only about a month away from playoffs, almost there.

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I missed this earlier, but damn, three players on the u23 team that just beat Japan are Union homegrowns, all currently playing in MLS.

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Biohazard fc is supposedly preparing a BIG financial package to bring messi stateside

And CR7 would go to the other coast right? Got the herbalife shillling down and probably fixed the pesky legal problem already.

CR is probably set, can't see Messi leaving either

if it's about money MLS can't even compete

>9 - Djordje Mihailovic
>9 - Mason Toye

Over under Uruguay putting 5 past us tonight

mlssoccer.com/post/2019/09/10/fc-dallas-paxton-pomykal-hopes-add-usmnt-debut-milestone-season

>“We do have youth, but at the same time we have youth that’s playing at a high level,” Pomykal said. “Josh is getting Bundesliga minutes, as opposed to a 28-year-old who might be playing in a league not on that high of a level. Whether you’re 20 or you’re 28, if you do the job, then you deserve the opportunity,”

Zardes BTFO

it's a good bet for total, there are some pretty high payouts on offer at the moment

and considering I can't see Zardes or Morris beating Muslera, easy to see Uruguay scoring all 5

Do you know of any other player that can score with their eye?

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kek

KEK

K E K

.

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Won't be over winter if that's what you are thinking.

Happy Hatchiversary to Phang best thing in /mls/

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Find me a duo with less talent

You cant

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Based. Happy hatchiversary, Phang.

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NYC has gotten 22 points when behind at some point during the game. Cincinnati has only gotten 1.

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Vancouver has dropped 23 points when leading at some point during the game. The Timbers have only dropped 4.

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>energy drinks fc

JUST

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the KING of MLS

Fatlanta the real shocker here
I knew they had a shit start but that's wild

Lletget and Roldan is a slightly more competent midfield

and this game should be the make-or-break of Yueill for the 2022 cycle, I like him but if he doesn't show something here it's better just to drop him and focus on the core WCQ squad

Not that surprising. They've been like this their entire existence. They play well from in front, where they can sit back and counter. But make them play with possession and beat a compact defense, and they freeze up.

>Morris is a winger now lol

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Based good guy Ray

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>Roldan
Nooooooooo

Goddamn right!

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>this thread
>6 days old
Yikes! Hey guys, me again. Weekly reminder to ditch this irrelevant league and come to /nfl/ for the 100th season opener. We're having a lot of fun over there! MLS will never take off in the US, literally WNBA tier.

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>Guzan's knees still work and he's still goo-

>nfl
Literally WWE tier

Enjoy your patswinslol and more magical “”””free agency”””” storylines you muppet

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Welp

daily reminder that real fútbol is being played today, not some nonsense baseball kick about

Reno vs Sounders2 in 30 bings

Morris meme goal that is used to justify his continued selection is the perfect shitty ending to this camp

just like Zardes in the GC

It had to be morris

Altidore finally doesn’t get a call up and the american shrek has to score guaranteeing another 10 starts

Why does god get us

>sub on Lima and Zardes
>immediately score
Based MLS stars

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rare "poorly dressed" Doyle

altidore is shit and the farther away from the field he is the better

I’m not saying him being gone as if it was a bad thing

Oh my god I just saw the goal

And I thought zardes had the most memey finish

>Fatlanta v Mooronto
>Jersey v DC
would be tasty matchups desu

LGTSS:
>hecho en mehico

>still gets the call up
you mad white bois

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even the MLS shills are blasting him right now, he'll be swapped with Nagbe as the token "Black Guy You Would Let Your Daughter Date" next camp

LMAO
>flounders
that franchise is dead, they are producing nothing, won't spend on any DPs, doomed to irrelevance

RSL vs SJQ is going to be a touch of class in an otherwise pathetic day of The Major League Soccer

>scumjose
>utah
>class
lolok

San Jose haven't been a goon team in about 10 years kiddo

Once a scum, always a scum.
Also fuck Windows.

Berhalter OUT
Guzman OUT
Zardes OUT
Morris OUT
Garber OUT
Ernie OUT

www surveymonkey com/r/USLSDcolors

please select Murals and Art so that we can get kino

please vote against Black or White so that we don't get some #brand shit

other than that go hog wild idc

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Flashback, lest we forget:
>Believing that “it is appropriate to take some time to acknowledge the nation’s loss,” Major League Soccer Commissioner Don Garber canceled the remainder of the regular season.
>Garber also announced that league playoffs would begin on Sept. 20, with pairings determined on the basis of points earned per game played before Tuesday’s terrorist attack on the United States.
>The decision means that the Galaxy will play the MetroStars in a best-of-three first-round series beginning Sept. 23 at the Rose Bowl. The second game will be at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J., Sept. 26, with the third game, if necessary, in Pasadena on Sept. 29.
>Miami Fusion will play against the defending champion Kansas City Wizards
>Chicago Fire versus the Dallas Burn >Columbus Crew versus the San Jose Earthquakes.
>Each of those matchups might have been different had MLS decided to reschedule the four games it postponed on Wednesday night and the six games that had been set for this weekend.
>“The driving factor behind our decision was the appropriateness of playing the games,” Garber said.

Reminder

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Egos are delicious

>not replaying these games each year
this is why Garber couldn't cut it at NFL
he doesn't have that killer instinct to milk everything until it's dry

>Sacramento expansion.jpg

>it will never be the 2000s again, logging into Windows Vista in the family room to post on game forums

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>using vista

I was 10 on my family's PC, I didn't know any better or give a shit. I actually miss the Vista desktop gadgets sometimes, I thought changing the clock and playing the stupid puzzle game was fun

>you'll never hear that dial-up tone as you wait to connect to the internet and get on the nsider forums
My last big forum I used to go to before making the mistake of coming here.

>no IM with "girls" in Australia and England
>no friends to play Miniclip golf with
>no 360p Sentanta Sports

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What did he mean by this

>only was 2 years old during 9/11
fugg

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Kek

Big strong ELITE USL games on right now on (((ESPN+)))

sorry kiddo, the Big Boys are playing right now

How did Irwin end up in colorado?
And is the Bono meme ded?

USL WILL go stronger

approx: 1000 people at the Colorado game

that's with the zlatan bump too
pathetic

good trading by Rapids, got a bunch for him in exchange, all he got was a Cup Final loss

>the Zlatan bump
how 2018

Did Bono get dropped because injury or are they blaming him for the TFC defense being shit, the TFC midfield being useless, and the TFC attack being incompetent?

looking at the stats, Jozy had 1 (one) shot in 90 minutes, Gallardo made 6 passes, the defense had a combined 4 interceptions

JUST

>TFC attack being incompetent?
>1 jozy shot in 90’

You say it like its not normal

daily reminder that he is still the USA's starting forward and there's not a god damn thing you or stats or reality or his own performances can do to stop it

>pooston dabbing on da loons
you love to see it folks

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>dropping points when the playoffs are this tight
decision day will be fun this year lids

LAG's defense back into "Stand Around" mode

you love to see it

you are telling me that NYCFC are the best team in all the "L"East

and they played at home, on their most Holy Day, and they only had 1 shot on goal?

is that what you are telling me?

Continue seething as your viewership and youth participation declines

>on their most Holy Day

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>and considering I can't see...Morris beating Muslera
Are you planning to apologize, user?

Shut up, morris

WOOP WOOP

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lags are so fuckign shit lmao

yay tied

>give up a penalty right away

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lmaaaaaooooooooo

no, but i am considering throwing myself off a bridge before i have to watch another Greggg game

pffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt
AHAHhahahahHHahahahahaha

my sides

>maybe

LGTSS
>LAGS

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play Sudacas, get reds

MEME LEAGUE

>don't review anything all day
>review that

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>MOTM

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Imagine being Ibra on this team and having to be all like "damn, guys, you fuckin' fine, all healthy with your tight passing and horrific defending. I would totally win the cup with you, both my fifa character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year dutch "prospect" in the EPL. Like seriously imagine having to be Zlatan and not only sit in that team seat while the >LAG's concede yet another goal right in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the hoels in your backline and non existant goalkeeping, and just sit there, game after game , half after half, while they lose another game. Not only having to tolerate Don Garber shilling you to american chicanos and soibois, but the cheers of mexicans as everyone on ESPN and MLS talk shows tells you theyve STILL GOT IT and DAMN, the retirmement league LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch as these sudacas and mls rejects you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later british slags for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sweden. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on Dos Santos's dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in "quality" soccer, the kind garber worked so hard for with his personal lapdogs in the previous months. And then Schelotto prepares for another game, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Zlatan Ibrahamovic. You're not going to lose your future Balloon D'Or over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Good guys still win at the end though.

great VAR fuckup in SJ-RSL game too, just to complete the day

Rimando runs out of the area to stop a bouncing through ball, basically catches the ball but it bounces off his arms and hits his face

>pro/rel
enjoy your mediocrity

don't look now but RSL are in 2nd place

another year, another playoffs without the sLAGS

>everyone else losing as well
it's literally a competition of who can give away their spot

>that was kind of easy

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Literally seething

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Who isn't past the seething stage after seattle?
I guess now I want them to rehab and buy down drini so he is TAM next year, clean out the old contracts, and really get to rebuilding this shit for the next season.

it was a terrible call and the non-use of VAR is again (for the third time just on Wednesday) is completely unexplained

laugh all you want, MLS refs are only going to keep getting worse until you're all seething too

399th for Mewouston

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>LAGs

Cry more lol

t. 10 day old thread

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seething daylet who's thread gets bumped off after 70 posts

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*Dabs towards you respectfully*

>getting galaxys
WHOS NEXT BAHAHAHA

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>NYCFC are the best team in all the "L"East
Not so fast, user

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>choke FC

>A grocery sack containing what appeared to be human feces hung from a branch over the American River, a short boat ride upstream from one of Sacramento’s most popular summertime swimming areas.
>Nearby, a makeshift toilet was perched over a hole in the sand, feet from the waterline and a short walk from a couple of tents and a man washing a shirt in the river.
>“Depends on my mood, but if I have to go, I pop a squat,” said another nearby homeless man, before paddling away in a blue kayak.
>The scenes on the American late last month illustrate an ongoing public health and environmental crisis in one of the two rivers that flow through California’s capital city. As Sacramento’s homeless population grows, the encampments and lack of public bathrooms for the people who live along the banks have created a risk of disease, public health data and interviews show.

why again are these swamp dwellers getting an MLS Franchise?

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MLS desperately doesn't want to be the "Latino league" because they think that it limits their market....

Mexico-USA had 2.7m viewers on Univision and only 386k on FS1

Uruguay-USA had 1.2m viewers on Univision and only 245k on FS1

proof that the league isn't about making profit, its designed to help owners right off losses. it doesn't matter what you change if the incentive is to invest as little as possible the quality is going to remain shit

Every major city in the state has a homeless problem, its not just Sacramento’s fault

I want them shipped off to the Nevada desert to die, but pelosi and newsom are bleeding heart faggots that think they deserve housing(while subsequently letting the working class go bankrupt paying for skyrocketing rent)

>this heartless savagery
yikes
not fit and proper to be in the league imho

Sick edge dude

How do we fix Valour?

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If you fucks want them take em

The state government is doing fuck all to rehabilitate them so it’s just inviting more to come

Drop the ‘u’ in the name

it's real valour

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we don't
when they eventually get relegated to CPL2 we'll be able to tell of pro/rel is sustainable
if valour doesn't eventually fold, despite playing D2 soccer in a cavernous CFL stadium, we'll know the sport has made it

Is the CPL even popular in Canada?

define popular

Do people watch it

yes
well, at least myself and that other poster

I will watch the finals and will watch if and when they give Whitehorse a team

literally where

t. 11 day old thread
Ok retard

With all due respect to the NLL, if the likes of the Rock, Roughnecks, Rush, and Warriors can maintain lacrosse teams for 5+ years the CPL will be fine.

Yukon territory, motherfucker

oh fuck off

i was going to post a bunch of qties to kill this thread off but now I want it last as long as possible

we finna unstoppable

the rival to Anchorage AFC for Kings of the North

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>page 8
Good morning, /mls/

>you now remember Bradley Wright-Phillips
How did he drop off the map so quickly?

>page 8 again
wew

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Red Bulls suck

i remember sheauwn right filips

injury plus the coach preferring a younger guy who "works harder" despite being nowhere near as good a finisher. but the "hard worker" is needed because the team is the worse it's been in a decade

Chicago Fire to relocate back into the city and play the 2020 season at soldier field

Will also have a new owner

Why is MLS pushing this little beaner muttlet so hard as one of the best youth talents ever and yet neither Mexico or even the desperate USMNT are eager to call him up nor is he being scouted by European clubs?

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the fact that he isn't being scouted by European clubs IS the reason they push him

Chicago Fire are under new "ownership" and are moving to Solider Field next season

considering their all time attendance is 17k, and that's including the seasons where they already played at Solider Field, I predict that will be even more embarrassing than Inter Fort Lauderdale

love to see giant, ugly stadiums that are 80% empty

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How will blumpf ever recover

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I don’t care for Portland but I would boo too.

>pulling this shit right now
how fucking stupid is Portland FO, just let it all blow over you idiots

What a retarded bunch, really took the no bad press saying to heart.

It was at a thorns game I think

same group though, and Thorns fans have been just as vocal about the meme ban.

the whole thing seems like a stupid fight to risk losing fans over, just get through the rest of the season and everyone gets over it by next year

*wins*

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Comunicado Oficial

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Manzukic to Nashville SC

Matchday is here!

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>pg 7

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Efrain Alvarez - Welcome to Gaziantepspor - Goals, Skills and Tricks [HD]

Unironically the best logo in footy

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Based Wondo

>tfw he was going to retire after this year because of the shitshow of 2018
>almeyda has brought the locker room back together without even speaking a word of english and the team is happy and unified again
>there is a possibility Wondo could be still getting double digit seasons at 40

They need to start working on drafts for the statue now