Warner duck edition
Make more OC sub-edition
>4th - 9th Sept
22:00 NZST
England v Australia, 4th Test
Old Trafford, Manchester, England
Aussie 8/1
>5th - 10th Sept
16:00 NZST
Bangladesh v Afghanistan 2019, Only Test
Zahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium, Chittagong, Bangladesh
/afl/
This ain't the thread
Why didn't Aus just play 4 quicks because literally everyone knows Lyon won't do well here, it's just a "he's done well elsewhere so we can't drop him" meme
We went in there the other day and she tried it on. I don't think I'd spend $8000 on a ring though
Lyon will get a fifer now.
Is this bait?
why is David Warne a chicken?
Yeah in this pic the engagement ring is the $8000 one, while the wedding band is just under $2000.
i don't understand
nice cropping retard
FUCKING BASED
Siddique for aussie coach and chief selector when?
brain
>Stonis
Tourist here, why do cricketers wear jumpers that make them look like 1970s sex offenders?
Is there a rule that stops batsmen, when a ball is pitching well outside stumps, from sticking their leg out as if "they're playing a shot" just to get some leg-bys
Are lab grown diamonds expensive? I recall the diamond jews buying up the competition and price fixing there.
it's the fashion of the region
fair to say the archer meme is over
>le bowl 4 byes man
thats a goose mate
that would be a dead ball (aka a 63 forever not out ball)
>manlet bairstow
2005 was a good year mate
you'd know
>farcher
is Goosey related to a goose?
not really no but if it looks like it's going wide may as well just leave it
she is very good looking. i bet she has a really nice asshole. i would eat it.
I see, i'm too lazy too look up the rules but I assume it's something like it's up to the umpire to decide if the deflection was intentional or not
Please post all cricket related anime pictures, thank you
Apparently the general rule is you buy a ring equivalent in price to 3 month of your salary. Knowing this, I wish we could go back to getting dowries for marrying chicks.
Considering how bad of a deal it is for men to marry these days, I could see it coming back.
right lads it's over, no point even trying to get them out, we should just play for the draw.
why didn't phil huges just duck?
shit over. drop this coon
Not a coward
some pay the dowry to the woman
me on the right
You can only score runs off leg byes if you were either attempting to play a shot or were taking an avoiding action.
Is Jof not bowling 95mph by any chance?
Shut the fuck up Shane
Honestly the worst state.
diamonds are completely price-fixed by a select few, they're not even that rare
That's the only reason why he was in the team though.
why did america have to ruin everything lads
The paraphrase Ian Chappell.
>Bowler bowls 4 bouncers, I get 4 boundaries.
this is easy as fuck lol
makes sense
why didn't phil hughes just get a duck?
>two jumpers
nig gettin a little chilly north of the equator
simple explanation, nigs are inherently lazy
>craig
Bowlers don't look threatening at all at the moment.
Yeah indisputable
Even rate Tasmania and the territories above them
Australia’s brave Rory Burns
Ponting is the best commentator they have
Didn't you see that ripsnorter that got Warner out?
Do you think Stuart McGill secretly hates Nathan Lyon?
Oh
lmaooooooo
Thanks tubbs
unplayable delivery
kek
DON'T REVIEW IT
Imagine being Jake Lehmann
NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE NICE REVIEWING MATE
unplayable because no sane batsman would have gone for that
Ump ball
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not quite watto tier but a fucking waste of a review.
i thought it might have been going over tbf
>letting bradman 2.0 and bradman 3.0 bat together
OH NONONONONONONONO
phew at least we don't lose the review
Close call
Love how broad didn’t even appeal, just started celebrating before remembering to appeal
fucking lucky to keep that review
Reminder Steve Smith WILL get 43 exactly screenshot me
Ump's call so the review is retained at least but it was dumb to review it regardless
this is the partnership
hes always doign it, dont like it to be honest
This is the game
>mark taylor having a whine
come on mark it wasn't a terrible call stop being a bitch
Bodyline incoming.
Anyone have a picture/webm? TV is broken and stream requires you to sign up.
just sign up lol
They send an activation email.
Pretty pathetic Australian batting relies on one man.
I dunno. Maybe one of the free TV channel apps?
mate you can watch it on the channel 9 website, it's free
2 men
so?
what was that lmao, smith autismo starting early.
Make a burner email address
So? Surely you have an email account. I've got like 5. One of them is specifically for one time verification shit like this.
pucci
>Archer playing murder ball again
come on cunt play fair
Not a great one because it starts so late into the delivery but I took it from
twitter.com
I don't see any pucci mate
Based labuschagne playing football.
look in the mirror
Fuck up Josh
KICK THE FUCKIN BALL
KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD
Thank you.
>That height
Cheating umpires at it again.
source?
>Jofra Archer’s bowled 41 legal deliveries to Steve Smith. 29% of them have been edges or misses; that's the highest of any bowler to have sent down that many balls to the Australian great
this is the size of your penis
he's gonna heem the cunt
England to win every match from here on and reclaim the ashes
Australia is PSYCHOLOGICALLY COOKED
>Posting tranny porn
At least post the one where she's solo and bends her penis backwards and into her own arsehole and pushes it in and out a few times.
That one was hot.
tbf a good portion of those were after he came back from getting hit in the head
what’ve we had for breakfast lads?
i’ve had porridge with peanut butter and banana
Yep. This is the match where Archer gets exposed by Smoth
Cherry nips
Oatz
eggs benedict
And Smith was deliberately trying to heem the ball towards a century
how do you poach your eggs m8
went out for breakfast today, i usually have cereal at home.
love a quick single more than any four or six
>bowling bouncers with the new ball in England.
dinner here you dumb cunt. had rissoles, mashed potato, carrots and peas.
>he spams a cricket general on an anime forum with about 20 regular posters with tranny dick
just grim
>29 year old female housemate and her 21 year old boyfriend (grim I know) making lots of noise next door while I'm trying to watch the cric.
>not even having sex, just talking too loud
Really really dire situation here
Go next door and mog the cunt
why does your housemate live next door?
reckon broad or stokes will get smith after the media have been hyping archer all this week.
>20 posters
freshcunt
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
noise cancelling headphones lad
archer is just there to injure the cunt lmao
> leg
> side
> wide
t. frustrated incel
Grim visage
>21 and already moved out of his parents house.
Practically unheard of these days.
Nah mate got a big tv with a decent soundbar in here, want to use it.
is that eva lovia?
noise cancelling uppercut lad
I've lived away from my parents since I was 18, manchild
yep
>Yeah we'll have a review mate
Cam on Ingurland take sam fackin wickets
>moved out of his parents house
No he hasn't, that's why he comes to stay in her room so much lad.
you were kicked out because your parents are shitcunts. nothing wrong with having loving and caring parents that want the best for you and allow you to stay at home until you have enough money to buy a house debt free.
Says you and what source of income?
If Archer hurts Smith then I'm voting for Brexit so he gets deported.
jofra dragged
Business idea: Stokes and Leach to open
WOW, my seething manbabbyometer is off the chart
30yo semi NEET still living with parents AMA
me and daddy's money
holy shit lmoaing at you right now lad
I hurt myself today
Moving out at 18 is literally unheard of here, people only get their own place after marriage, but even then still rare
Mate maybe he just wanted to move out and get some independence. That's what I did at his age and my parents still love me and tell me they have a room if ever I need. You might be projecting a bit
you just repeated my post, congratulations
White bogan parents are poor cunts, they even make their own kids pay rent.
debtcucks
Australia is cheating, having two Bradman clones should not be allowed
Literally have no debt lmao, what are you on lad.
Is Archer dare I say, cooked?
yeah grim that he can't even fathom the idea of moving out willingly
I don't love cricket.
mum is overseas at the moment so i feel like a grown up living on my own, its mostly the same except I now spend most of Saturday doing laundry and have to fill and empty the dishwasher every day.
> there is one aussie posted in this thread
> he doesnt even have cricket on telly
>still booing a guy who you concussed with your favourite slave
no class from England
Yeah he looks well done :D
the cowardly joe root
>hurr I'm only going to try against smith
>wait why isn't the captain bowling me anymore
>except I now spend most of Saturday doing laundry
How are you doing laundry? It shouldn't take very long m8.
"geoffrey archer"
HOSTILE
There needs to be cricket on all the time as /cric/ is so grim without it.
tbf he's the only important wicket
>crowd have paid to see jofra steam in at smith
Why are Angloids so bloodthirsty?
I reckon nas is a fan of archer
boooooooooooooooosh
This is the partnership
Joe Root looks like the other players bully him when no one is looking.
Be fair, he has to bike 4 (four) hours to the billabong to start
shut up about archer he's not particularly good
I'd give Isla Fisher my pearly cream if you sniff my drift lads
AFL fan: gorgeous bombshell blonde
League fan: some pooskin
Who /dualstreamingcricketandparliament/ here?
Based Mr Anus
>Best bouncer in the world
What an achievement
>have to fill and empty the dishwasher
Mate, something is wrong if you make enough dirty dishes by yourself to have to put on a load every day.
nah if it was bikecunt he would be having prozzies over
no iggs post?
>outcalling whores when you can just ride to the brothel
mate...
Got to go out in a bit but pretty comfy day bro
Who's gonna win parliament?
Bit nervous about tomorrow to be desu.
first rule of cricket: never call the bat narrow
hate life and myself
can't be arsed watching parliament now, i'll start paying attention again when we get a general election.
**sip** It was Brett Lee's surprise beamer for me.
I thought boris was going to win brexit
what happened?
Hey lads. Classic is ruining my life. How have you all been?
cricket? here in yorkshire? dont talk soft
don't even know what iggs is, guessing it's an afl thing, but i feel it adds something to the /cric/ experience.
Don't feel too bad m8, I doubt you were gonna cure cancer or anything.
Bombers are completely overdone
the only thing I would be worried about is that if >you somehow manage to lose it will unironically be the worst performance by your peem in history
oh nononononono
imagine renting some shithole by yourself with only a faggot cat for company lmao
Lmao smith is having a ball out there.
Iggs is an affectionate name for /afl/s favourite team, the west coast eagles.
hey mate, good thanks, its just a game mate, enjoy it, dont burn yaself out.
today's massive lad, big vote coming up later on
also potentially johnson's only PMQs
based
wow this must be the highlight of your wee, you pathetic faggot.
get a life cunt.
which one do you think is him lads
Englel have literally fallen into our trap by getting Harris and Warner out
Leach is going to get knocked about.
this is mad projection, are you honestly proud of living with your parents?
just don't care, might tune in for the result of the vote, but nothing else.
it's almost like he's a complete chancer who was unelected and has alienated himself from his own party
tipping loosestgoose
that's not how you spell Basedbane, iggscuck
I doubt >we'll have 2 terrible home games in a row but I've already given up on B2B, 3 wins on the road in a row is just too much.
If Jack Leach was a manga he'd be Jack Bleach
lmao at those leach soiboys in the crowd
I was being melodramatic. I'm actually balancing it really well with my Work, home and social life.
it's a comfy day off, don't be mean
>politics
shut the FUCK up gay cunts
>bradman 2.0 and bradman 3.0 at the crease
500-2 incoming
for me, it's bowling your 4th seamer and your spinner before the guy you brought into the team on day 1.
Isn't tomorrow in Perth?
If Jack Leach was a parasite he'd be Jack Leech.
marnus, more like based fucking lad desu
England regretting playing murder now I reckon, by hurting smith you've only made us better
is there an afl fanbase worse than Essendons?
every bombers supporter i have crossed paths with seems like a gigantic faggot
>4.25 RR
yeah, i'm thinking englel are finished
Labuschagne are smith are going to be more than a run a ball soon.
>Le guaranteed 50 man at the crease
Feels good bros
time to give overton a ton of overs
Smith will be crucified in the nervous 140s, watch this space
Yeah, I meant to win the flag >we would have to win 3 in a row on the road.
goof stuff mate, xo
>Run rate 4.50
It's over. 600 runs incoming.
grim state of affairs
Two tickets to the latest slow-burn, atmospheric, character-driven, ball-leaving, ending in a draw Test Match please
Reminder that Smith was robbed of 1000 runs in a series.
>gives out a bunch of runs and never looks threatening
>"VERY GOOD LEACHYYY"
Based
REEEE WE ARE SHIT
JUST END IT
What about me?
Nah still reckon they're a good chance. Don't see Brisbane or Geelong winning the flag, Collingwood are still shaky. Richmond are the team to beat
CRAP OVER LEACHHEEEEYYYYY
SERVED UP A RIGHT PILE OF SHITE THERE LEACHEEYYYY
My old man is a Bombers fan since way back and he says hi to your mum.
just watched Dave Chappelles new netflix special
was ok, nothing special
And NO dishonest false LBW scares
Smith is lining up like a baseballer at the moment. He's hungry
NOOOOOOOOOOO BUT HE BTFO THE TRANNIES AND GAYS AND SAID 36 YEAR OLD PUSSY IS BAD IT'S 10/10
did he btfo the trannies?
lmao
watto tier review incoming
>yeah, we'll have a review m8
reminder that if you think bradman is better than smith you are a freshcaz
no way
Actually salty that they don't lose the review for that, looked miles down.
kek
There is absolutely no way that hawkeye was right, it was going well wide.
>Tweaking it so England keeps their review
Was missing by miles.
That was NOT what the review system was brought in for.
Give teams ONE review for the WHOLE test.
mum just asked when i am gonna get a job and its getting ridiculous so now i have to hide in my room until they go to sleep so i can get something to eat
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR THEY WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE GOOD BATSMAN REEEEEEEEE
lmao englel btfo never in doubt
FUCK, WILSON WOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT.
rocks in the pitch tbqh
based umpball
bradman was a statpadding draft dodging fraud
Pleased the 3rd umpires no longer ask them to "rock and roll"
state of comedy in 2019. people think that chappelle trash was even remotely funny.
haha what a shit review! LMAO dumb fuck poms aha
back to ya discord podcast tranny
"""comedy""" as a genre is just trash these days
Thatd be so hard to avoid. Literally 150km at your head from 20m away
overton overdue
Mild chuckle.
only boomers think stand up comedy was ever funny
bairstow can't sledge for shit
shut the fuck up, you asinine faggot. you would dodge the draft as well, you little cretin.
it's just nostalgic soon to be boomers trying to relive the "back in my day it was Chappelle's Show" shit.
bill burr has one coming out soon
might be good
It's sad because he seemed pretty bemased when he went on Top Gear.
Is Brexit sunk now?
i would call him bears toe haha
only genuinely funny comedian is owen benjamin
seething
show us your floss zoom-zoom
hasn't been funny since he married Jemima, there is a correlation.
my mum told me that i'd make some girl really happy one day but i'm 28 and i can't see it happening m8
never found him funny
shut the fuck up, you greasy 5head scrawny faggot. i could snap you in half.
Norm Macdonald is hilarious but not everyone's taste
>Left handers: 18% of runs
>Right handers: 70% of runs
Really makes you think.
>Macdonald
>Rickles
>Lee
>Wrong handers: 18% of runs
absolutely boiling lmao
oh yeah i forgot about norm. his anti comedy shit makes me laugh even harder for some reason.
Louie Ck has me in stitches lads
I hate how they lie.
Stewart Lees Bullshit Liberal Delusion
State
England ball tampering?
stand up is shit mate
UNIRONIC LMFAO
it may happen but it will probably be some ugly dumb bitch that I """settle""" for
>Aussies were the only ones ball tamperi-
kek
keep repeating it mate, maybe someone will believe you, braindead faggot.
Reminder Straffo defeated aus/sp/
i listened to all episodes of whitney cummings on joe rogan. like 12 hours of her talking about men spitting in her mouth and fucking the shit out of her. i really want to fuck that bitch. might go to los angeles and try to fuck her.
The windies commentator has a soothing voice.
The reason he's so good is because it's not strictly anti-comedy, it's like comedy distilled to its purest form with lots of basic jokes yet also surrounded by an air of irony
rough surface mates, standard old trafford pitch
“Hey. Hey, Renée, quick question. It’s just a question. Seriously, I wanna know. Like, wh-why is it… why is it that… that I can say the word “nigger” with impunity… …but I can’t say the word “faggot”?” And she said, “Because, David, you are not gay.” I said, “Well, Renée… I’m not a nigger either.”
was there really any need to put 'unironic' at the start of your post? just how much of a zoomer are you. i'm guessing, at best 19 years old?
It's me and another guy that have said it
It's seriously shit, typical American forced humour
Renee is the perfect name
Yes. They dropped something near the start of the innings. It was a small white pouch filled with some sort of substance.
keep going mate.
wow so profound. guess what. he is a nigger and a faggot. they made him wear a dress in robin hood men in tights.
that was just root's blow.
How come Labuachagne is allowed to play with Smith? Wasnt he Smith's concussion sub?
Looks like Australia are cheating as usual
unironically upset
Nah I've said my piss
Variety panel shows are where it's at. They are peak comedy of the 21st century.
need a wicket
require a breakthrough
desire a dislodging
so true
Based WILTY-watching boomer
you mean the semen he's collected from blowing countless men?
based 19 year old white boy posting here among sweaty fat 30 year old street shitters and wogs
>nightclub software
tipping root as a surprise top
Lads! You're really going to want to watch the next over, that's all I can say.
That sounds like something an outraged faggot might say.
I think if England get a wicket here they'll be fairly happy.
calm down on the seethe boomer
What is Roots favourite sex position?
Will Over get a Ton
Sitting and watching his missus with her bull
They call him Overton because his overs produce tons haha get it?
50 in and out
:O
>Female commentator
Fuck it, lads. Muted. Let me know when this cunt's done.
lol i do
Sexist prig
A lot of his stuff probably wouldnt be anywhere near as funny delivered by someone else too. He seems to have an uncanny ability to make bland statements sound hilarious
shoo cazzie
Beat you to the punch there mate. Bet you feel like a bit of a cunt now haha
Reminder that females can't be members at lords
Her commentary isn't bad honestly
>Renee
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once
yeah had to smash the reply button so it didn't look like I copied you
Is this for real? I can't imagine that would stand.
No bullying Isa
I'd give her my ball Guha if you catch my drift...
i have vague memories of watching that show as a kid
>females
we're called women, females is derogatory
im afraid i dont
it hasn't been bad for mine, I think the more relaxed casual nature of cricket helps her. it's more frenetic sports where the women have no passion in their voices and you can tell it's all fake that makes me seethe.
love isa
I can't think of being called anything more derogatory than a woman
Mikey Holding absolute legend "EL BEE DUBYUH"
business idea:batmen who can bowl
Allow me to elucidate
Guha is one syllable off Goo
Most other female commentators for cricket are awful, Mel is very bland and that other Indian looking one in the studio with tubbs is atrocious
What a slut.
RRROOOOONS
cover up Priya
have you ever used the term ball goo before this moment?
what's the official classic /cric/ server also should I make a warrior or a druid lads
activate it
Cant wait for the next based Holding IPL/T20 rant
Loved his bullshit theory on reverse swing
RRROOOONS AGEN - yah cannot be bowlin shart en wayde
hope your day off is still comfy, gent
i've resubbed but havent picked a server or made a character yet
i'm making a priest so maybe we could level together!haha no but seriously
No but a term you do somtimes hear in Australia is ballsnot
he's hit that squeer
Resubbed on Gollo to play with friends, 5 hour queues friends all no life to 60 using teamviewer to skip queues.
Will be transferring to a new server when free ones are available.
never heard that one
these are both making doubles, we've got nothing
>Strategically placed sand to slow the ball down...
Cheating English at it again
patrice oneal was the only funny comic
Played Horde all the way to MOP - playing alliance now. Mighty Karamazov, human warlock fear juggle extraordinare.
need archer to start smashing these cunts in the head soon
Really looking forward to Overton going for 4.5 an over. Hes bowling too full and straight
englel looks mentally cooked
In this England team I'd be happy with batsmen who can bat honestly.
>England hasn't gotten a wicket for a few overs
Time to start crying for a new ball.
Tim vine groyper
>LITERAL ball tampering to change the ball
same old pommies always cheating
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THE DUKE BALL IS MEANT TO HELP THE BOWLERS PLEASE UMPIRES PLEASE HELP OHNONONONOONONO
Honestly it should be treated the same as a helmet behind the keeper. 5 runs.
what is that a scar?
Relevant
Spike of Overton's boot
cheats using tactical rain again
business idea: you cant change the ball unless it gets lost or splits in two
looms
Jason Roy has the most punchable face in international cricket.
WHY IS THIS RAMEN SO FUCKING SPICY I CANT EAT IT REEEEEEE
fucking this
for me, it's kohli.
Is this a real post?
Anyone remember what Bairstow was saying in his sledge to Smoth earlier?
only allowed one ball for a calendar year
'I can see your laces m8'
VELLBOLD
I dont find Kohli punchable but he does look like a monkey. Not a racial slur, he just genuinely looks like a chimp of some sort
stokes
Yep, especially before the beard
>You never know what these first few balls can do Leachy!
something like that
Business idea - bowl until the seam splits. Then simply use the cork interior once the seam is askew
England need a wicket soon or else I’m gonna do something dangerous
Business idea:
Lead core cricket ball
Just keep appealing for everything you fucking poms eventually itll work
true blue fair dinkum
just had a vision of overton naked and it was grim
Having played against them Indian people are the worst at this
HOWASAT HOWASAT after every fuckin ball
Was he craig overhung?
Why are women such whores
business idea: tamper with the ball because it has only ever been touring sides that actually get caught
Dont forget ridgy didge
Disagree all you want lads, we need him now more than ever
hasnt tweeted for 2 days or posted a video for 3 days
that nigga got sectioned
>still no update for 2 days
worrying
he must be on some super drugs
>Having played against them
based RC, where did you bat mate?
Because they're humans who like sex?
SHEERAN B T F O
the SOS emojis and "Please come and find me ..." are worrying as fuck
Archer lost England the Ashes desu. Without him Labuschagne would've never been in the team and Australia would still be getting bowled out for 150.
would bully her bumbole with my 6 inches of white kookaburra meat
Literally who m8
Nuts to think this
>If I'm not doing you I'm watching the NRL
Holy shit my sides
This
Just fast tracked Bradman 3.0 tbqh
the bucket residents lady of the house speaking
Prefer him over Wade, though it's handy to have a backup wicketkeeper
Shaun Marsh cazzie
>watching the nrl
based joshy
Grim partnership desu
Not RC but I bat at 5. Very comfy there
She looks really cute.
My mum asked the same of me this week as well. Except she had a stroke last year and I've kept her out of a home because I've been working so fucking hard and then looked after her every moment I haven't been working.
Smash that qt
struggling to stay interested in posting in this thread and on this board in general
she asked you to get a job?
>26 overs bowled
Absolute state of over rates under poot.
reckon ebgkald wants to take some wickets and drive that strike rate down a tad lads
im so lonely
based Travis Head
faggots and chips for lunch?
>no birthday plans
what a loser lmao
Already lost the world test championship thanks to Poot and it's only been 1 series
He said in a thread surrounded by friends.
Her eyes are like anuses.
for me, the current year was 2013.
That's some grade A flirting from both sides.
wenches?
2008 was the peak of the internet
and mead
tubby, strong chad hairline
Kawaja looks like he's getting JUST'd
the move from forums to social media is what killed it
Just used one of those filters to make myself look like a girl and got a bit turned on.
women killed the internet
You should have to be born in England to play for them imo.
the smouldering crater that once was Cameron Bancroft's international career
i frequently dress in lingerie and jerk off to myself in the mirror
i have a nicer ass than most women ;)
If he was a leech who bullied the nerd leeches, he'd be Jock Leech.
Would it be based or cringe if I wore one of those cricket vests in normal day to day life?
Got that James Bond hairline. The black dye is Gus Gould tier though
Getting rid of most of my soical media has made the internet so much better.
is davey warner just doing a mark taylor and going to score 300 next test?
If Craig Overton was a small furry creature from wimbledon he'd be Craig OvergoundUndergroundWomblingFree.
didnt notice it 2bh its working for him so fair play. Will be even more elite in 10 years when he goes Richie style white
>ctrl-f "sebbo"
>0 results
based
also fuck up, sebbo
i just searched and it says there are 2?
is it possible to teach yourself to sing passably?
got a good ear for music and but my voice is horrible
just had a nap
>le wimminz sports propaganda
It's cringe desu
like overton a lot
seems like a simple, quite dumb but also lovely lad
kek
got the morrissey hairline unfortunately
don't expect to go bald ever but I will always look like I intervened a little into mpb
Ive sung to myself and thought it sounded decent. Then I recorded it and fuck me was it bad
are you an incel like him as well
volcel
am quite religious
I think you're an incel, how do you respond?
not a cope but
kek anyone catch that testy pop on Tugger?
magnificent
It's never going to take off because it simply isn't as entertaining unless they make them wear bikinis.
lot going on here
takes one to know one
We look nothing alike why would she say this?
Business idea:
Bring back the death penalty for Root
labiaschange
need to call her out mate don't let her think she can share opinions like that
please use his proper title the coward joe root
state of that jumper
to see how desperate you are
you failed the test BTW
>Waugh is Australia's cheer leader.
Pretty gay.
the coward joe root deliberately not bowling archer because he knows the moment he does smith will smack him around the park and destroy the illusion the ECB have tried to hard to propagate
Seems a bit rude after she first messaged tho
why would you say that knowing it is not true?
thirst
establishing whether you're a cumbrain that will blindly follow whatever she says
she's got you on a string now mate
You had a great opportunity there mate, but you blew it by not being quick witted enough.
This.
They believe the reason people don't find it as entertaining is because of lingering sexism when really its due to the fact that biologically, almost all sports can be played at a higher performance level by men than by women.
People want to see the best in the world, not the best in the world* (*of this particular gender)
See ->
Awkward girl's attempt at flirting
kek
you wish incel
was steve waugh just playing with his balls that entire interview?
>almost all
name one that can't
What is the /based/ and /cric/pilled response to that?
why do so many people watch womens tennis but none of the other womens sports
...
Then why is female tennis so popular?
>Sort of, but I'll need to inspect you up close and personal to be sure
Something along those lines
forgot /cric/ in the title lol someone make a new thread
It's factually not as popular as male tennis.
good looking girls grunting
used your heads lads
>based retard
Since it's a single person sport, chicks can become celebrities.
>Khawaja gone
>Warner gone any day now
He'll be back pretty quick
>Good looking
Need a Norf fc ashes edition desu
No, you'll need a teacher.
Yes, most people sound horrible with no effects just recording themselves on their phone.
I was guitarist in my band, had never sung a note. Singer left, now i share singing duties. Also can get thru a 3 hour gig by myself. Literally just practice. I'm not winning any awards, but get sporadic compliments on my voice and no complaints.
Watch YouTube for warm up lessons etc
"no, you're cute but obviously I'm way hotter ;), don't be intimidated though I'll give you a chance"
Entry level bantz
Think its about time they made cricket an indoor game lads
Ya boawled a wide? How can ya liv with ya sen?
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