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Perro
Zazazaza
possibly my favourite penalty of all time
Classic rocket league goal
That's the first Brazilian I see that almost looks like a human being.
Maybe your gene pool isn't totally shot to hell after all.
good perro
what a comfy stadium
>paskapallo
D'awww
That whole race was so fucking KINO. The highlight of the games for me.
The judge raised her flag before it fell, it's validated.
That's a clever tactic actually.
he lost the race but won our hearts
never fails
This is much funnier with sound.
It's crazy that the Mexican media here in the states still cares and talks about this guy.
didn't know Mertesacker was also a high jumper
good thread
Fuckin lmao, wonder if he shook his foot afterwards
oh no
it looks more like a dirty slav than a hue
kek
gud perro
Based perros ITT
I didn't think it was possible to trump Zaza's shitshow. I was wrong.
perro frio.
Could someone pls make a webm out of this?
Funny shit, goalie goes up for a corner kick then goes back on a motorcycle
there are some webms that I have seen a million times and thus skip past
this is not, and will never be, one of those webms
lmao based motochorro
lmao why is this even a thing
>es
Problem?
youtube.com
damn that didn't age well
also, not a problem since my local team (bursaspor) just beat them 0-2 and that's the second goal
This is the best video of all time
faggot bursa
not really when it's a strategy you can only use once
yes
t. gs
hey delet this sexist video
The webms that came out of that Olympics may never be topped
Best in the thread.
>is literally named anemic
G*rmans became so cucked that the thought of being proud of your country has been completely eradicated from their brains
lmao she's pointing at a woman right next to her
Keep it for the final then.
>A goal and an assist
160 IQ
>classic gerrard
fucking kek, why
the fuck is YLYL?
/ourguy/
you laugh you lose I think
Remember watching this live. I miss /lift/ threads, bros.
>that fucking tongue
How new
offside or not? did the defensemen touch the ball?
the only proper outcome.
what do you need to take to become this happy and energetic?
Peabrain Pogdab wanted his goal and deflected the ball that was going in anyway, but he was offside and the match ended 0-0
full kit wanker
that's legal?
if hockey wasn't on at some ungodly hour over here I might give it a watch
thanks. i saw this on /gif/ but had no idea.
I want a dog.
perfectly legal. it is called admiring your pass. don't do that. there is a brit posting on /hoc/ and in hockey game threads. and some other non-traditional flags. brazil, portugal, finland. etc
looks pretty the same as my cat when it's trying to stand on hind legs
What a fucking pussy Sarri is, how did he expect anyone to respect him after seeing hpw his gk made him his bitch in front of everybody
We were all newbies.
no
since the mlb started streaming games on youtube I've watched more baseball than I ever have in my life, if the nhl got in on that grift I could see myself getting into it
What did Pinochet do to you Chile?
fuck
Won the story of the lift.
>south america
what are they holding ? plastic knifes?
Dont give us a bad reputation
Uguu
>Hey you! Are you worried that some black subhuman coon could break into your home and steal your shit?!
Top kek, that was a good read
This one's better
and this fraud was our goalkeeper for eight years
just like my animes
kek
I lost all my webms from the women football world cup, there were some good shit :(
What does it mean? What happend next? Who have score a point or won a game?
>and deflected the ball that was going in anyway
that is questionable looking from other angles
Gonna assume it was a home run, so 1 run/point to the nips
it was a ground rule double and Shouhei just went to the second base
the absolute state of these dyke brunhilde's
why are europeans such cowards?
looks like it, thus the laughter
I still remember this...what a clutz
what do you need to take? nigga that's a dog
Around blax, never relacks.
That's just cruel.
>no shot tracking them all the way down
disappointed tbqh
It could have hit the post and then he could have tapped it in, he fucked up in any case
the coach is a pussy too. you're the fucking coach, go drag him out by the scruff of his neck if you have to. you can't let your players disrespect you like that
nvmd I assumed Sarri was the gk
Sarri is the manager m8, Kepa is the goalie
He was a walking meme at Chelsea and his reputation sank even lower after this
Lol I wonder what he goes back to write? Like when you're at a party and no one is talking to you so you pull out your phone...except in this case Sarri getting mogged in front of the whole world
>Like when you're at a party and no one is talking to you so you pull out your phone
wtf who does this?
Me
Damn wh*te "'men"' are so fucking pathetic.
Yeh haha imagine being that socially autistic haha. Not me tho, no sir haha
lmao
Where is this guy from? Almost seems like a sktech, but they wouldn't even do the gun thing.
peter sagan
more like plaskapallo
being a dog in a civilized society must be bliss
Nigga jumped almost 3 tortillas
>looks 50 years old
>gets the U25 jersey
based mountain spic
This little bastard was crazy.
>europeans
You mean g*rmanics.
and they want me to take /fs/ seriously
Who's the bald dude?
German dog vs American dog.
Rebic is such a chad, a shame he'll waste away at AC Milan.
Penalty I suppose ?
yeah
Obviously a gag
Why is this "sport" such a joke ?
robben
Look at that squad. Klopp turned them into champions in 3 years. unreal
the pope
Clown world
>the simpsons
cringe
lmao
The simpsons were based in their day you zoomer.
Not really, she was just taking the piss out of her because the way she was shaking the flag looked really dumb.
This nigger is so unbelievably shit, how could barcelona fall for this zoomer ngubu?
spanish police is Chad, most kino uniforms and they're always rekting virgin catalans
It's not that uncommon actually
based doggo knows how to have fun
>this will never be me
lmao
CABALLERO LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA SOS UN HIJO DE PUTA CABALLERO
trucked
he is not OLD. come on. a middle aged dude. he still remembers when he was 30.
in awe
Never understood how players don't realise they're offside
If you're running, fair enough, but I'm shit at football and I never got caught just standing offside like this.
So if she just smothered her with her ass and cut off her air supply, would that be legal?
>"For fucks sake, Kepa. I'm trying to help you here."
Kek
so fucking based. what a chad.
What exactly is to stop someone hiring a full team of psychopathic brutes and just injuring every opposition team into submission if you can get away with shit like this?
Seems like the optimal strategy is to crunch the other team until there's no other team left.
The goal is to do exactly that provided they can also score plenty of goals
True but not all are as retarded. Instead of commenting just Google it.
>True but not all are as retarded
He's north american, be patient.
yikes so gross
Here is the best goalscorer of the last 15 years absolutely destroying someone
t. Jonathan Roy
>mou
>he doesn't rate Chichagod
In MLB that's a home run, if it's in fair territory that is
happens every now and then in Tampa Bay with that shitty stadium of theirs
get out you piece of shit
This came minutes after this
*smacks lips*
AUBAMEYANG, NOOOO!!!
not really cos hes offside
Double no : he was well behind the passer and the goalie touched the ball.
Agreed, same with Jovic at RM. Apparently Kostic nearly went to Inter for 40m that wasn't reported till after deadline day. That would've been the killing blow to >us. thank god >we still have a chance in the league.
Who was most in the wrong here?
Sneed
Kek how do the officials keep a straight face watching this
>virgin "do as I'm told" dog v chad "do whatever I want" dog
Remember, you're not getting upvotes here fag. Summer is over, so you can head back at any point.
autism
Someone pay him a sandwich please.
>Marca
Le cut inside man
>finland
Sure that's totally not a hockey country.
>What exactly is to stop someone hiring a full team of psychopathic brutes and just injuring every opposition team into submission if you can get away with shit like this?
The fact that they'd do it to your star players.
It's a mutually assured destruction scenario.
must be an american
how the fuck is this still up
>a full team of psychopathic brutes
>they'd do it to your star players
I think that the whole purpose of a team of psychopaths is that there is no star diva to care about.
Match fixing: the underlying story
Damn even the negroes look like manlets besides him. If this mega lanklet had top accuracy, he would be unstoppable in the NBA
Can you get a red card in this case ?
yes
> ?
Don't do this.
>He was a walking meme at Chelsea
Why? was he a shitty coach?
We have flags anyway...
Gerrard had the most number of assists for goals conceded in the Premier League. This webm is unsurprising.
God, I wish that were me...
The absolute size of this lad.
U N I T
N
I
T
yeah he only had to spend 500 million on Allisson, Fabinho, Van dijk and Keita
NET SPEND
That's why we need mossad: to kill germans.
based and redpilled
The Philadelphia Flyers already exist
He's a Slovak actually
These guys should be arrested, they are a threat to civilised society.
Ended his career.
Did he get bit in the testes?
I fucking lost
fucking kek, my first initial thought
>muslims hate this
Knee injury
That dog covered the field at lightspeed, why can't we sign them instead of Ngubus?
He's north american, be patient.
He didn't get it the first time, be patient.
Lmao what the fuck
Surely he must feel he went off the tartan track
Dude deserves to get his ass beat by every one of those cyclists
That was a moonshot off the bat. What stadium is this and what are the ground rules for this type of thing?
perro baka
perro urara ka
Souf vs Norf
>poking_the_lion.webm
why the fuck didn't the ref stop the game?
impossible to read, bad colors and too fast.
Delete this
holy shit, never seen this one before. never heard this name either.
Fake and very gay
holy fuck I lost
this is just a body check which is part of the game.
you haven't seen real psychos
>divegrass fairies get career ending injuries from a 60lb dog running into them
>Ole's at the wheel
Tokyo dome ya simp
how would a 60lb weight thrown at your knee feel, bud?
very fake and gay
Poor elon.
That last frame killed me hahahhaa
we never joke like that
Clearly the left winger who came in only after the keeper was down, trying to steal the ball from a teammate about to get it.
Based Diniz.
ia this real??
backstoru?
perro salva
Yeah it's real, I remember watching it. Was a pre season game in America, not completely sure why he was there. Think he walked out with the match ball and led them on
The only soccer webm that ever made me laugh.
>Sweeney eventually got up and X-rays performed that night, along with an MRI taken the next day, both came back clean. Subsequent tests, however, revealed the back and neck fractures that she kept largely under wraps.
>"I didn't want to come out and say 'Hey, look at me, I broke myself,'" Sweeney said. "The Olympics were still going on and I didn't want to throw anything else in there. I wanted people who were still competing and having their own moments to have them ... I just went home and kind of stayed quiet for a little while."
nice catch!
10/10
you should be banned for posting this fake and gay shit in a great thread
I don't believe you. The doggy doesn't touch his knee.
>1969
It was just a normal day for football
If memory serves his regular skates broke and he had to slap on a replacement set at the last minute. Brutal
any evidence for these fake and gay claims?
Based
Nah, he's slow as fuck
What rank la'?
*rupture ACL*
>can you play on please
>...
you sound like a very tough guy
H-hot
Please stop embarrassing us, not everyone is retarded like you.
Dunno what happened to this poor fella's career after this
To a certain extent, someone tried just that. The 70's era Flyers were built on those principles. Granted, you also needed scoring talent and goaltending. But they were one of the first teams to scout players solely based on fighting/hitting ability.
who are these guys with the red wings knock-off jerseys
This one is an actual crime. Bad example, goes against all hockey etiquette
in fact, all of these are just sad. delete them
happy perro
Top kek
fucking crossfit. good way to get injured
wtf fell out her butt?
A puck in your mouth.
those are always the best. mascots vs kids
W-was there sand inside her asshole?
made me spit my drink
damn, I need to mature
You know, for someone with insomnia like me, I should try this some time. It will put me to sleep real quick.
sand
long jumper. so yes
Lol. They should wear longer clothing, maybe leggings or at the very least shorts. That is, if sand up their asshole bothers them.
>t.
Is this legal?
test
remember that time Argentina was white :^)
Why do these guys play like such shit with United?
God this bitch is so annoying to even look at.
>R after L and before N
I ain't no expert but looks like that girl is actually from Angola
PUTOS!
"Why yes, I am Mick McCarthy. How did you know?"
>When you accidentally press the taunt button.
Lmao @ the boomers laughing
So this is how brazilian players are born...
Anybody posted the webm of the guy who scores a goal, gets smacked on the back of the head by the GK who charges out of his box after him, only for the guy who scored the goal to get a yellow card and then a red card for it?
Truly the T&A events, er, I mean T&F events, are gods gift to the male viewer at the Olympics.
Imagine being a muslim and feeling no joy watching this
know you Gamer types: the Speed Runner vs the Loot Everything Guy
eew
google "nhl bruisers". there are guys who get drafted purely to go on the ice for 2 minutes and fuck someone up
why does a happy doggy fill my heart with so much joy?
Well clubs like AC Milan and Man Utd wasted more than that on absolute shit, so yes, it's still an achievement
>there are guys who get drafted purely to go on the ice for 2 minutes and fuck someone up
Not anymore lmao
This is 15 yards in modern NFL
no fucking way
>gilette
Pretty sure his crack is clean shaved after that
Who /box/ here
omfg lost on the OP looking at the crowd. anons watch how they all raise their hands upwards its hilarious
Vityaz
muh merican nigger sport where they hit each-other with 10 lbs of pads is so tough
That nigga is having a seizure.
that's the way I want to go
Pads don't stop the pain. They're just there so players don't outright die on the field from how hard they go
Collision Bud
He's a great coach but not equipped to handle the all the zoomer cancer at Chelsea
CAM ON BANG ON MY BELLY
oles at the wheel
Kek lost
LCIM
Imagine being so based you don't just celebrate, but do three celebrations for a goal
nigger tier
and there's people here that keep saying that Haitian immigration will make us win medals
the absolute GOAT
>*smacks lips*
>watch this
ching pong*
every single time
/ourguy/
Ching Pong is a British invention tho. So it's more like Bong Pong.
I miss Olympic Archery.
Based
what the fuck happens at 0:35
It was a sponsorship thing as always. craziest part was him officiating half the match in clown shoes.
What is wrong with this guy. Absolutely hysterical
MDMA
love him, i bet hes a great lad
CAM ON SCARE SAM FOKIN GOALS!
>ur_mom.gif
Based shartley
Looks like he's dropped E
Cokehead that does this shit constantly
Post one where Crosby chops guys finger off
ill never forget you LCIM, you were one of the greats
et tu, lucas?
based meme country man
>hits pipe
Shit looks like samurai showdown.
He's shit though
Brits? You can tell by the horrible goaltending.
More twists than an m night joint
>yamete
Look at how fast he got up, definitely intentional
women are cute
Can someone explain?
If the returning player gets tackled in the endzone, montreal gets points and wins. Toronto player decides to kick it out instead of risk it. Montreal player kicks it back in, loose ball, montreal recovers for touchdown.
There are no touchbacks in canadian football, if you get tackled in your endzone it counts as 1 point for the other team. This includes missed field goals. With the game tied, the kicking team can win even if they miss the field goal as long as they tackle the other team in the endzone.
then they should miss more often. If you just squib kick the ball into the end zone, then you either get the ball yourself or force the other team to pick it up and then get likely tackled
What's next if you concede the 1 point? Do you get the ball or do you have to punt it back to the team that just scored?
in this case it was last play of the game, look at the time clock
I know, but what happens if it happens during the game?
lmao is that Lahm? legendary defense as always
degenerate.
They keep the ball.
equal pay now
>equal pay plz
>taking the turn from the inside
she deserved it
they are frens
That's what you're supposed to do, except the apex was like 20m after.
cope
Football can be extremely dangerous user.
cheating monkey man
>she got away with it
Legendary game, it was a complete clusterfuck.
Jeez hockey players are insane.
would be funny but probably fake
what sport is this?
Someone post the manlet hockey webm where they all gang up on the manlet
rude but she has a point. ref is interfering with the play.
not the first time i read this.
obsessed.
Is he the most unlikeable person in football?
Well, Barcelone didn't insist to bring him back.
t.smol man
10/10