Twins @ Red Sox Official Game Thread

anyone else put their eyes open this morning and first thoughtw was of fuck long weekend over

twisn

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you always thinking about cock lol

No, and you make the thread, idiot

you seeing cock
me seeing penne

now thats a spicye- meatball

No, and you make the thread, idiot

FUCk

this poster BTFO

dever get tjat ball without net

thanks rick

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wtf how come uber driver beating my team is that legal

actually it's illegal just like half red sox roster

get what

wtf call the police

No, and you make the thread, idiot

you ever get distracted at batting cage with kid waiting on deck

why is there an on deck at the batting cages...

uh klid waiting to use cage after you idiot

to warm up, idiot

didn't answer my question
didn't answer my question

great pitch rick

No, and you make the thread, idiot

>walking a batter with exactly 0 major league hits
kek

ok but i bet it's more than 0 major league walks

how many major league hit you have idiot

didn't get september call up for some reason this year

are all Red Sox threads this low iq and hostile

sorry im late was distracted by guerin pictures saved to my hd

lewis thorpe? more like lewis TWIRP

>twins throwing all bullpen pitchers
Take notes Dave

yeah they are. I think it's supposed to be ironic but it's actually just retarded

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Twins are homosexuals

fun fact the twins were founded in 1961 and at that time twins was slang for what today we would call twinks

stat masterson in the booth

let me know when to unmute...

now

it's only coincidence that Minneapolis is home to the world's most secretive bisexual rock star
>mere coincidence

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I picked the wrong day to quit smoking

which day did you pick

you smoke cock lol

how does that even work sounds very painful maybe for both parties but definitely for one

>it's never the right day

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whts rick doing

losing

Fucking up our chances to make playoffs

dfa rick right now theres literally no point in playing the dude anymore and his contract is up

lol, that's funny, why
lol, that's funny, why

remy just called JBJ 'mookie' do they (black people ) all looks the same to remy?

yeah to me too

first kacie now remy oh no oh no

ok i dont care about you im asking about jerry remy im worried his brain has degenerated too much to tell black people apart old age is VERY sad....

where's kacie now

>his brain has degenerated too much
yeah to me too

she got fired because she funny

i don't care about that. i actually have a job and don't spend my evenings literally fucking talking to myself and being off-topic and thinking it's cute when you're a fucking 30-year-old loser who most likely has never seen a vagina

then this whole thread jobs in jeapordy

cool i wouldnt mind working in the tv

just be careful how the tv's working in you

>call me what I want I just want to play

tell that to Adam Jones

honestly beat anyon in this thread at jeopardy easily

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shut up nerd

LOL!

dont encourage posting like that

woah very cute guerin

stop policing black peoples posting

sorry

sorry im late still tired from going to angels game sunday

what an ugly baby

dont encourage posting like this

I don't remember giving this website address to my Grandmother

dont encourage posting

sorry

literally this nothing more to say

T H O R P E

>getting shutout at home by the twins pitching

what a garbage offense

but can he get a quality start, no

...

CRUZ MISSILE

kill myself

B O O M S T I C K

it's funny cuz the twins are gonna get swept in the first round

dont encourage

jesus CHRIST

GET OFF THE MOUND JERSEY TRASH

FUCK THIS SHIT THANK GOD ITS FOOTBALL SEASON

he hit the god damned shit out of that ball did anyone see

Why are watching baseball when the yankees have already won the world series?

>josh taylor

congrats on your double digit win twins

>losing to the twins
>ever

laughs in yankees

>brian johnson

it's like alex cora is trying to lose by 20

how do you remove memory of latest red sox brain in time to get good night sleep and not toss and turn torment

What happened to ace Thornberg?

stabbed in the back by angry injured list manlet gnomes same as happens to anyone promising on this god damned team

check'd

dodger ace

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thornberg poster instagram DOXXED hi braxton

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me the rijoux

I call braxton

call him what

so red sux bandwagon nation, what will be your reaction when the yankees break all your 2018 records?

hi braxton

momentarily smiling to be reminded my red sox set any records and then immediately back to blurry grey landscape of the life and passing time

i dont buy records

hi

GOOD BOY

did anyne see

no sorr ywas browsing my guerin folder didnt see what happen

>marcus walden

who needs mometum

dever hit a false hope speciatly

very nice guerin

post

no dont want to encourage

ok so post but also say 'do not make post like this' so its actualyl discouraging

He is me

do not make post like this

i'll make as many postsl ike this as i want but i will consider stopping if you post guerin and thats final

wow i guess the walden sucks psoters is the one who SUCKS

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Do Not Encourage Posting

eck dont like my favorite season

I haven't watched a single twins game this year, but I still somewhat follow the team. How the fuck did the twins go from always being small ball single hitter "piranhas" to hitting the most HR's in MLB history? lmao wtf? When was the last time they even hit a bunch of home runs? back when killebrew played? This probably has been asked a ton in these twins threads, but I'm not a huge baseball fan. I just follow them from afar.

shut the fuck up all of you im going to post how i want when i want i dont give a frickin damn what you say
now post guerin

actually this is the red sox thread

me ang guerin

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you guys think dever know any english words yet (besides the bad words he learned from brock holt)

why would you follow a team that's 15 1/2 games back in their division at this point?

whys jerry talking about picking out kids

just like it, next question

Have you ever sharted in public?

yes in my ceo sports car

haha ruined very expensive seats i bet nice one retard

haha thanks lol

dont worry about it buddy :)

left: gas
right: velo

please like and upvote

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cancer force guerin to put on dumb ass tee shirt

eck concerned with guerin 'down there' moss

a man of the people literally saying what is always on my mind

how come Gudrun is not married she’s like 38

ok just wait until your stuck in a car on long cape cod drive

huh i dont understand i never go to the cape im too poor

jakcie haters btfo

fun fact : i have as many mlb hits as mookie tonight

jackie earn extra base(will not say stole as it is racially insensitive)

stupid dever

shut up only reason we in close spot is because of dever what did YOU do to help red sox today huh

on of the bi task fail over weekend but way it set up still reloaded stale data so i triage and rollback all before lucnh

>andrew cashner

congrats on winning by double digits twins

i dont know what that means but i know its not baseball so shut up

i started pitch

rick you are why we are in this hole so actually its all your fault

who transcribing doctors notes into Yea Forums??

i didnt sign reliever all off season

so here's an actual post:
The twins fundamentally had a core of guys with some offensive pop prior to this year. Kepler, Polanco, Sano, Garver, Rosario. They improved this year (and certainly benefited from the juiced ball lol) and the twins signed on a bunch of offensively productive free agents in Cruz, a lifelong slugger, Cron, who had a noticeably productive year prior, and Schoop, who had shown a high peak of slugging power.
And I'm not sure exactly what the hitting coaches figured out with all their swings, but it all came together at the same time. I'm certainly enjoying it

ok that's cool

>just bought first house
>top screw comes out on the fixture holding up the blinds I just put up
>try to fix it by glueing qtip middle to it since I have no toothpics like the recommendations I read online said to use
>fail miserably
>realize that I have no business owning a home or calling myself a man

This is truly embarrassing.It's barely been a month since I closed on this place and I'm already proving to myself that there is no way I can maintain this place on my own. I'll have to call someone for even the simplest of shit. At least I'm single so I won't make myself look like a fag in front of my nonexistent girlfriend/wife.

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hm very interesting i say but in head i think 'what the heck is this nerd talking about'

take pics of shit pile

how come this one poster banned

doctor patient confidentiality

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so happy and glad rosters get fatter than fuck in spingfield so they can do a pitching change for every batter

Then I bought the place it had these fixtures In place but no blindd hanging on them. I'm guessing the weight of that caused the top screw to pull out yesterday. I can shove it back in but it just falls back down. Obviously putting the weight all on the bottom screw. I did take out the bar holding up the curtain today.

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ANYONE SEE

good pitching change imo

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whoa

wtf he drilled on purpose so pissed off about bentindi bat flip and pimp

WTF he angry and try to kill

nice camera idiot

sorry

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that was my photo. quit stealing my identity. it's just taken from my phone.

this is why your fag threads are literally the worst things on this board
fucking fagston faggots.

your mad

stupid nerd upset nobody cares about his stupid nerdy posts hahahah

>t. not going to be in the playoffs

wtf is cashner a closer

what position you're play?

power bottom

sick

is momentum (baseball) real?

i dunno maybe any other questions

can you stop pee mid stream and save for later just in case next time you want to get out from desk manager appears in urinal next

yes i can any other questions

LETS GO

if you desire healing, let yourself fall ill

wtf is this trick cora

ok that' s retarded & gay

i have another word for that: you

mookie you're SUCK

ok thanks for miss polayoffs DEVERS

GG SOX

BASED TWINS

Just when you think your in they grab you and drag you out

yeah i dont know why i was expecting a comeback this year..... well time for bed good night tuck yourself in i dont fucking care anymore

T W I S N
fuck this sox thread

whelp wasted another FUCKING NIGHT CAUSE DAVE IS A FUCKING MORON THAT SHOULD BE FIRED