/nrl/ Forbidden love edition

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Got an ultrasound to check for a hernia lads. Was comfy getting a gooey stomach massage

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>Hey dude let's kill a team and put another one in Brisbane even though this is a "national sport" without any teams West of Melbourne

This sport won't last another 20 fucking years

I don't even know what they're expecting from a second Brisbane team. The only kind of way to justify it is to have it on the south side but then they couldn't re-use Suncorp.

I for one support a second team in brisbane

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Souths v Roosters kickoff 2 bongs 20 bings

*2 bongs 10 bings

And for me? Well it’s the Coles bakery mudcake.

All around me are familiar faces

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Reminder that John Sutton has played more games than any Rooster

This game at Leichhardt on Sunday will be the last game ever for Farah or Gallen.

Whoever wins makes the 8, so one of them will still be playing.

Will absolutely not miss small paul

>cronk attacked by hapa baby in suspected hate crime last week
>keary ruled out this week due to baby birth
Why do babies hate the Roosters lads?

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Asian sonographer kept exposing my cock and inviting her colleague in to review during my hernia scan

I don't think that actually happened

Okay I lied, you got me. The sonographer was an Asian man. The rest is true.

yes mate. It'll be a great contest, both play hard

Honestly hope Kearys baby dies at birth

Too late. Keary isn't playing tonight, neither is Aubuss or Morris

listening to some GI approved tunes lads
youtube.com/watch?v=zcBjfBpgH8Q

zez

south sydney marches on > whatever the roosters shitty song is called

just wanna get fucked by joey

Joey only fucks big strong coconuts with soft hands

BroncGOD ex-virgin here. Paid a hooker and had sex. The blowjob was hard to feel because of the condom, warm mouth felt good. Licking my balls felt great. She rode me and I came pretty hard. Sex is pretty overrated imo. Maybe it's better when you haven't handed money over or something.
Also
>9:50pm kick off

reminder, and we win tonight there's a good chance of a rematch next week

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just wanna seductively suck joeys big thick uncut cock while danika and allana take turns pegging with me a 12 inch black strapon

Please watch our poort

what about your broncGOD gf?

sex is pretty kino when you doin it with someone you love

not to sound like a faggot but yeah

It's better when you've some emotion about it otherwise it's assisted masturbation

been away for a bit, miss anything interest in the general lads?

What is this poofta shit on foxtel right now before my footy

Brisbane lose and they draw they are both through

my missus reckons Cameron Smith is an arsehole, a whinging little bitch, a little prick, she gets annoyed by him and dislikes him more than she dislikes billy slater

Would love Easts to put 20 on the chooks. Manly still has a shot at 4th.

ah, again I'm going with golden point is fucking shit

put 20 on the bunnies* even

your missus sounds braindead

Had to leave her behind couldn't afford two tickets

bet my mate 100 bucks that storm will beat cowboys tomorrow by at least 30 points

how good

Manly are getting heemed by Parra tomorrow

Imagine getting put on the spit by Cameron Murray and James Tedesco

Single serve carbonara and tendies lads

There was nothing wrong with that play the ball

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honey onions chicken kebabs and rice here

BFT lads

based joshie

Me on the bottom

>nightshit

>honey onions
im fuckin drunk
honey onions*

the wife did her ACL lads

Which result tonight best supports the roosters rabbitohs grand final narrative

>taking the poo
excellent, Easts go on to win.

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souths finishing 3rd because roosters are finishing 2nd. they'll play in week 1 then again in the gf.
It'll be 3 games against each other in 5 weeks.

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
BUT RICHO I WONT DO THAT
I WONT DO THAT

Hargraves finna boutta get baited into copping a suspension for the finals

cheeky stealth squirrel grip should do it

How's life Richard? Brisbane quite warm lately, I see.

finna boutta flick my bean to some cam murray rump cuh

Can't believe I put $800 on the poosters

Based poosters

kel

lucky try

poosters for me boys

Which Roman god is Teddy an incarnation of?

Cleopatra

Mars

dumb non-anthem singer incharge of defence

Menagellus

This girl got out next to me at the servo pump this afternoon and she was wearing those tight black leggings as pants and she had a HUGE round arse and it was all I could do not to stare lads

>Souths v Easts/Parramatta v Manly in the same round

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You should have stared, that's why she's wearing pants like that

Imagine being the producer who looked at Ruan and said "yep, she looks perfect. the camera will love her."

Based Neanderthal

There must be AT LEAST 300 people in the crowd tonight

and that little producer grew up to be the brapsesh poster

not a fan of souths' socks, prefer the hoops

same desu

Hooops and everything get back never get back too soon

Gotta love big Sam lads

>going upstairs for that

Jamal’s uncle Howie you here mate?

Dumb fucking coon

exactly

feel like having kfc lads

>lootreen shitsmell

based walkie

>souffs

>helicopter shot
>stadium 2/3rds empty
how do we save this sport

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Kick out Pooly

>"Now over to you JT"
>*unintelligible abo drawl*

has cook done a meme run yet?

free tickets for all junior players, with a kfc voucher.
It looks shit and anyone I show it to over here crowds is the first thing they ask about.

nightshite is back and I finna like the banter

>netty finals series
now that is based

>she doesn't know about the free nrl invisibility cloaks

>TEBESTCO

nightshit do you flip a coin each morning to decide if you're going to use the tripcode or not?

>dick-taker badly

I AM FORSAKEN

>love richo madly

deffo getting a beer at halftime

Having a hot choccy lads

Belinda Sharpe wetting up on the sideline for Douheii

Victor on getting 8 weeks for headbutting watch

pootrell shithell

Latrell has fucked up two tries now, thanks bradduh.
Crichton killed lmao gtfo of here traitor.

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>Oh yes Ruan, fart in my mouth while you suck my cock! God your fat bum feels so fucking good in my face, lower that arsehole onto my hard dick, let me lube the hole with my mouth Ruan
>*BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP*
>Oh Ruan I'm going to cu-

>poomunity suddenly active

Ruan is literally wider than 2 boyd cordners

Wayne will tell the boys 3 things that will win the game

>Whoa there big Ruan.. whoa there
>Easy big girl.. easy now Roo
>*clips bridle around big loose Ruan*
>That’s a girl!
>*leads her back into the brapstable*

This gimmick isn't going to catch on no matter how hard you try

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Parra will win tomorrow for Hindy's 40th on Saturday.
The time of the weeb is nigh.

>parra will win

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Parra by 12 for 5th place

Everybody acts like Manly can't win without Turbo. He was out for like half the fucking year, Elliott is pretty capable.

>Everybody acts like Manly can't win without Turbo. He was out for like half the fucking year, Elliott is pretty capable

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Having to rely solely on DCE-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>pootrell

We're back baby

>bondi "wall"

>boongtrell sniffpetroll

>just run at latrell
First thing Wayne said at halftime

based latrine keeping the bunnies in the game

BLAME LATRELL

It's ogre you fucking gay cunts

HOLY SHIT

Why don't they wear knee high boots so they can't lose their shoes in the tackle

NOOOO RUSSELL ROWE STOP PREESE

based Yea Forums poster

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>pootili

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I didn't even know gayguy was hurt

>the guy in the khakis trying to keep up with the play

Tupouniua been lazy af this game

LMFAO

Latrell needs to be replaced

>Seashell shesellsbytheseashore.. >sell

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latrell is fucking cooked

rather hot, just waiting for the raidGODs redemption arc to be completed

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>that american football pass

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>What about Grindr
This disgusting homophobia has no part in our game. Sack the entire C9 commentary team. What about trans folk who are fans of the NRL?

he'll end up at the titans once they lose arrow
canberra losing to the warriors and then beating storm in the first week, if souths hold on here

I don't know mate, I'm watching it on fox sports. Vossy is unironically my favourite caller.

Stop bullying latrell of he'll go on walkabout again

latrell is the perfect spokesman for black dog or beyond blue? how long until they recruit him, he needs to hit rock bottom first

might do him good get some head space

>cook tackling

don’t call him a black dog nightshit you racist

...

ref obviously feeling sorry for our guy latrell. soft pen tbqh

obviously written by a thot in cope mode, or a trannie.

reckon so too. ref is worried about his mental health and robinson is a cruel cunt for leaving him on the field like this

just missed a blatant forward pass ladies

LATRELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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>poosters

more like bald cordner

Just murdered some guy on the field lads

he sleepy

in the bin sir

Liam good night

can't drop the ball again on hih

>needing the cuckmobile to get off the field

mentally and physically weak

elite choice taking the two

*switches to the based boomers world cup campaign*

key for Easts here will be to score a converted try without letting Souths score anymore points

Souths will work for the fg now

Reynolds finna boutta have a shot

adam "glass" reynolds

just elbowed some manlet on the chin lads

Roosters - 0
Keary baby - 1

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>tfw Belinda gf

Souths seem like they are going to concede here.

Sutto will never remember his last regular season game.
Souths down to 12 men, see a problem here.

Don't know who is or isn't on the field anymore lads

nightcunt exposed yet again

>missing that forward pass

Cam Murray's on the field

based sportsmanship

Took some laxatives lads, hope they don't kick in while I'm sleeping tonight

>lose game
>cronk will say he was injured the whole time
Hate Queenslanders honestly.

Not happy with the Souths victory because it means Manly is going to finish 5th, but that was quite a good game as a neutral I must admit.

just line the mattress with some rubbish bags

WoW Classic on monitor one, cricket on monitor two.

*marches on*

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great game
great thread
great frends

based /nrl/ family lads

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literally just a tripfag talking to himself

You're going to lose to the mighty parra eels tomorrow anyway so nothing really lost. 5th means you get a game at brooky and YOU get another chance to punch an opposition player through the gap in the security tunnel

How do we motivate Latrell to play lads?

>wow classic

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Wish I was out the back with Hannah tbqh

If you wouldn't have dirty rough sex with Cam Murray you're unironically a homosexual

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>210 posts
>3 ips

geez

sounds like /cric/

>joey: "my partner's computer broke down the other day, and so I lent her my laptop, she opened it up, went *aaoughh*, and closed it
>*thurston cackling*
>fatty: was it xnxx?? was that up there??

fat the legend

It's pretty much guaranteed that poorm will phone it in tomorrow against the spoonboys and only have a narrow win, right?

no way he said that

i shit you not

im hoping theres some way to watch golden point back or they upload it to their facebook but yeah, he said it

Cam Murray or Jake Trbojevic?

Trbojevic.

lets go broncos

youtu.be/Ekr6LhQ5Dg4

>Poogan

what the fuck is that """music"""

both?

South Brisbane Sea Eagles

jesus

Wynnum-Manly Sea Eagles

ALANAHBUTT

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literally my physique

>JWH gets a week for caving Liam Knight's head in
>Sam Burgess gets a week for pulling someone's hair

>nightshit gets away with his violent outburst

Wish I had a gf to go to riverfire with lads

I can be your gf

>inb4 pedo joke

You now remember Jack Bird exists

Going to woolies lads

grab us a choccy milk please mate

>turf looks like shit
>rubbish all over the field
ah yes Bankwest, the jewel in the crown that is the western suburbs

Wank less gaydium

just want to die lads

fucking hell its windy

sorry, i farted

The biggest piles of rubbish are the ones in manly jerseys

1986 Premiers Parramatta Eels

>yeah mate, bought Vonnie and Ru a few months ago. Just waiting for the right stud for the mounting. Can't even have em in the same brappaddock for more than half an hour, the smell gets too bad.

So much potential with this new gimmick honestly.

>Shaun Kenny Dowall quits nights to go to England

OH NO NO NO NO not even that spastic wants to play for the Knights

Melbourne 16 - 12 cowboys

NRL obviously needs to showcase their shitty new stadium in the first week of the finals. Disgustingly blatant refball occurring right now.

Parra are getting a home final even if they lose you absolute freshie

>implying JWH's wasn't worse last night

>the most physical game in the world
truth to this?

Bring back the McIntyre Final 8

ITT nightshit talking to himself

What's new?

End yourself tripfaggot.

All my doors keep slamming shut because of the wind ladies

What a pathetic community this is.

>commentators don't even know about playing advantage
absolute state

How many times does Gutherson want to embarrass himself in front of a referee? It's getting pathetic.

>getting binned for this

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trip on ivan

How many posts ITT are just nightshit posting with trip on and then calling himself a cunt with trip off?

75% including (You)

>peels win yet ANOTHER game due to refball
xd

God I wish I was Fijian

what dumb coconut things would you do?

Be good at footy and literally nothing else but that's okay because I've got God, family and friends on my side

I have none of those except my /nrl/ family.

There's no other family you need (except for a cute wife maybe)

Guy at my work was telling me how his son's high school rl team keep losing because they don't have enough big coconuts and the ones they do have get puffed after a single run

at least they don't have dumb coconuts dragging down their atar scores

Look what god tier choccies they had at woolies lads. Haven't seen them in stock for ages

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Based Sammy "If it ain't white" Thaiday mocking coconut names

*loses*

>Henry perenara hip flexor injury
KEK

Time for BFT to get the call

>cowcucks ltd

BroncGOD virgin here, thinking about seeing another hooker just like cowcucks are looking for another try

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barry check the fusebox

want to die lads

Girls they want to have fun

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morning lads

night lads

not even close to being even remotely funny, you unfunny faggot.

hate myself lads

so you should, you unfunny faggot.

Don't you wish your touchie was based like me

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she's so cute :3

Think the laxatives are finally starting to kick in lads

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I'm going to have to ask you to change that disrespectful filename

Let’s gone Warriors

give warrior win please

lets go raiders

>worriers
nope

...

yeah...fuckin poorm. Oldmate shouted me couple drinks last night from the hundred so not too bitter

>Souths vs Roosters again

The absolute state of fatty the other night laughing and saying warriors were no chance lmao

Broncgods time

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Who was in the wrong here?

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threeuglycuntsonecutzie.jpg

Bit scared we've given the Bunnies a roll-on confidence boost Roostbros

Why doesn't sam burgess just not do things that get him suspended

>broncgods already losing

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AYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHP THA BLANKGAHDSFACKYEE

>drink one longneck
>look fuckable on selfiecam
Could be Bixby Vision™ lads but think I'll start going out on weekends

That was absolutely held up

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>cockandballs

WTF ME BRONNIES
Also what happens to the BroncGODS if they lose (they won't)?

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If tigers and sharks draw then broncs finish 9th, otherwise 8th.

>I lose my virginity
>broncGODS don't make the finals
I've made a terrible mistake

What happened to tinder user, a quality poster who was much appreciated?

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Used to live in Rocky lads

>milford palming the ball with his manlet hands

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Do we have a kicker yet? Oh I see

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>isucko

STUD STAGG

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Kotoni Chadds

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me rn

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Which season was it where wayne tried to manipulate who the broncos would play first in the finals by throwing a game only to have it massively backfire

For me, it's Jena Romanticism, striving and critique, Diotima and Kant.

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Based me

Was Vonny about to say Broncgods there?

Poor Vonnie is feeling it lads

More like Splendor in the Pussy

Oh fug there's a giant huntsman in the kitchen lads

Hanging out in some faggots kitchen, I think he squealed when he saw me. Gonna shit on his tendies lads

dinner time lads

For me, it's Kirra Dibb.

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Genuinely haven't seen any geckos around for ages. I think it's because we've got a fucktrillion birds around that are always shitting on my car

Do spiders shit?

oi oath cunt

I used to have heaps of geckos in my house but I haven't heard/seen one in months. Maybe it's cuz it's winter and they fuck off and do their own shit

yes. what do you think milo is made of?

GF suddenly paid more attention when Coggers Jersey ripped lads

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>let go of ball
>get penalty
Why it this still a thing

But I bet my next hooker money on the BroncGODS lads

>it's a commentators comment on segeyaro coming on for the last quarter even though he's done it every game since signing this year episode

>brisboong drunkcoons

How do I get a country gf?

Fuck the rapistdogs

About to pooicide lads

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Tummies

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drop 30 IQ points, say fuck or cunt every second word, buy a ute and go to musters

Based City fag who buys 11 dollar mochas and can't hammer a nail because of limp wrists

do you want real advice, or will that clueless incel's "advice" do?

They look old enough to have late teenage sons

dat projection tho

nrl cheerleaders used to be prime now they're shameful

worst comeback ever, gonna have to try harder if you want to stick around with the big boys

lol u mad

>that awful pass

dat projection tho

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I'm a qualified carpenter that has to work with you denliquin fuckwits

bring it back boys

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I invented that meme

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You should try inventing a girlfriend lmao

Why would I need to invent a gf when I already have one.

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Gareth Quiddop

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what happens to the top 8 if broncucks lose?

It's over.

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Reminder that if the Broncos lose and Sharks-Tigers tie that the Broncos miss the eight.

Sharks beat manly, then raiders then go on to take the hip against the storm at ANZ

Going to make some homemade pizza ladies

Do you make the pizza base and sauce yourself, or just buy pre-made bases and sauce in a tin?

>inb4 Sharks-Tiggies draw 12-12 tomorrow and both make the eight

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What if both sharks and tigers lose?

Haven't watched on 9 in ages. Who is the girl? She's gorgeous. Definitely better than prime Vonnie, and gives Megan Barnard a run for her money.

Who has time to male pizza bases lad? Mix, raise, proof, bake. Come on lad.

Then why not just buy an entire pizza from a place if you are short on time?

Thicc Danika Mason lad

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Thanks lad. Looks like she doesn't have a wikipedia page. How old is she?

28 according to crossfit
games.crossfit.com/athlete/1336076

>You just know

This would have been better without the loading bar

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just rewind it or replay it and get a better screenshot

Got maccas the other night and they fucked up and gave me someone else's order which was a double qtr pounder with no sauce, no mustard, no onion, no pickle. Literally just dry bun/meat/cheese. Insanely fucked up

>fatty and sammy telling people to straight up
Um, homophobic much?

Guess I really am The Supercoach.

So fucking alone lads

>Ben Hunt redemption arc activated

>Two lucky fans will win the chance to mix with rugby league and basketball royalty at the NRL grand final on October 6.
>NBA great Paul Pierce is heading to Australia on his six-day "You're A Legend Tour", which includes a visit to ANZ Stadium for the NRL's crown jewel event.
>He has been impressed by footage of the NRL and is excited to watch the code live.
>"I’ve seen some clips of the NRL and it looks like a pretty physical game. I’ve heard it’s the biggest day of the year down there so I can’t wait to check it out," Pierce said.

PLEASE