/hoc/

Run today. You never know what the weather will be like tomorrow.

I mean on a treadmill.

Run today. Don't be a hamplanet

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24040477

GLORIOUS AND FREE

I was already gonna go for a cheeky walk tonight, but the weather's nice enough that I might just go for one right now.

Well every province besides Ontario and Quebec is glorious.

Speaking of walk why do D men let Malkin walk in all the time? He isn't particular fast or the best puck handler.

he's a big boi

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Forwards-Ontario, quebec, saskachewan
Defenseman-B.C, manitoba, alberta
Goalies-Ontario

u u u u

wake up

grab brush put on a little makeup

shant

YES I'M LONELY

WANNA DIE-HIE

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whyd you leave your keys up on the table?

reverse searing a ribeye right now

i wanted to

>U.S is going to win gold in the WJC this year.
Very low, assuming you mean NHL team. You'd have to pay him his asking price (rumours as high as 8x11-12.5, or 5x11+, plus all those signing those picks, he just isn't good enough to warrant that. No winger is really.

Kronwall should have retired when Z did, 2bh.

Lads, realistically predict how your team is gonna do

all da way

bad

probably won't make playoffs. be lucky to even be a bubble team that squeaks in

gas the zoomies

Holy fucking Based image

bretty good

probably choke in playoffs

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meme run to the finals just like 2002
no guarantees beyond that point

>Avs
WCF desu

hockey this month

Their best

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>yfw Teräväinen-Aho-Puljujärvi becomes the new Jokinen-Pitkänen-Ruutu

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this, F for Kronwall

Damn, feels like almost the whole iconic roster is gone. Who's an oldie that is still around? Howard for one, but anyone else? Maybe Ericsson but he isn't in such high regard.

reminder

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Winning Stan Lee’s Cup in iconic fashion after losing the year before

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based Murray doing jack shit

*blocks your path*

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Hurricanes? More like Hurrilames

I'm telling Gary.

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hurricanes? more like hurrican'ts (jk love you guys)

fuck bostonians

based good-natured ribbing posters

hurricanes? more like fart

I do enjoy a cheeky bit of banter with anonymous strangers on the internet.

Fuck you

Oil can do fine if

1. Klefbom stays healthy and Nurse carries on from where he left off
2. McDavid, Draisaitl and RNH get some secondary scoring help from Neal or some other wingers
3. Koskinen and Smith share the load and both play decent

they aren't a playoff team yet but they won't be as bad as the eastern media says

>the eastern media
Is this a known thing? And are they just uncharitable toward Alberta, or Saskatchewan and BC, too?

koski and smith is probably the worst goalie tandem in the nhl right now

my mom told me not to talk to strangers so please dont @ me

But if I tell you my name, we won't be strangers anymore.

what about the abyss that is their 3rd/4th lines and 2nd/3rd pairings? are McDavid &friends supposed to play 50 minutes every game all season?

San Jose
Ottawa
maybe Vancouver
maybe Detroit
Minnesota is close
I'd argue Pittsburgh, too
and I'd probably say Columbus if anyone knew anything about their literal whos

Based

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thinking about benis

>winning
>in columbus

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More winning than Your team

Better chance than almost any Canadian team right now.

Mediocre is better to describe them

>Neal
kek
>some other wingers
like who?

Filppula has returned, if that counts. Abdelkader, Helm. Except I don't even think Helm was on the cup winning team.

>some other wingers
>like who?
Now that Puljujarvi has awakened, he'll want to come back, r-r-right?

Goddamn I wanted that system so bad when I was a kid. You could play all of the arcade games at home. But the price was like $750CAD at the time, so there was no way I'd ever get my hands on one.

The Carolina Hurrishants

F

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t. weenie

laffs tier delusion

based laffer trying to disguise his own team

strangers are just a code word for friends you haven't met

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if you aren't my friend yet you must be gay so why would I want to be your friend

yikes. have sympathy

dynasty

Why is everyone a fucking jew today.
Fucking vet thinks he can just claim my indoor cat has tape worms and I'll just pay him 250 to deworm them.
>nothing in the poop
>not scratching at their asshole
>indoor cats
>deworming medicine is available for 10$

Heh I guess someone is going 5 hole on Szabados tonight

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don't forget Justin Williams

I wish to die

vets are a bit scummy
>suggest vaccinations every couple years or so even though most last 5
>push heart deworming meds even though heart worm never happens
>use guilt to make you feel like your killing your pet if you dont do the above
youtu.be/dZlAfGPX2j8

sorry lad, if it makes you feel better my team is practically in the same spot but without the generational talent

yeah I have to be honest with you. The Oilers won't do good they never do.

where are the TRADES
where are the OFFER SHEETS

Start posting ducks

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Heard a dirty rumor they're up your BUTT

offer sheets are silly, no RFA is worth gutting your draft picks for

I'd rather eat one

He though he saw a hot dog on the ice and lost control.

I’m a fan of the buffalo sabres

WE ASSISTANT GM NOW

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I hate ducks

Same, fren.

found the girl for you

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I like ducks

would rather die alone than fuck a fat chick desu

someone please save mcgaykid before its too late

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This is the post.

I'm pretty far along that path desu

would rather kill a fat chick than fuck alone desu

No one forced him to sign that contract

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overrated

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would you rather:
>die alone
>marry an attractive girl who's favourite team is the carolina hurricanes and favourite player is dougie hamilton

seconded

Draisatl babby

P-please

we dont need to see a picture of the noun he mentioned

could easily come to terms with the latter since girls don’t really care about hockey anyway

No
I sentence you to sit their and take it like a Man, lad

am making cheese steak sandwiches for dinner, speak up now if you want in

thats gonna be a negative m8

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took another marner today

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imagine how fucking retarded the laffsnet and tsn talking heads would look right now if there wasnt that 1 (one) offer sheet they hyped up and promised would happen for months on end

Why is Finland so soulless?

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women amirite?

Lads why does every washington team suck?

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In 2 weeks lads

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that's actually culturally accurate
not certain if it's based
>gonna have to take this back to Home Office to get tested

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Fuck off, TBG.

make one for each team

if you dont have a good ol sask boy on d you're doing it wrong

souls aren’t real

true, but I like my manitoba boys from brandon.

Hockey is for ________

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have a hot dog and STFU you sad bitch

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seriously. prairie farmboys are the best dmen.

negros and queers but NOT transexuals

>CalArts style yet again

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This is what happens when you let fags and nogs into your game.

take the anime pill

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No.
Fuck anime and fuck the Islanders.

Allowing euros into the league was a mistake.

anime has better art tho

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business idea:
canada cup featuring best on best from each province

>twink crying and two sadistic women behind him, with image of the nigger writer
>image of jew
>image of nigger
>literally seconds before the ensuing sodomite gang rape porn scene
wow theyre right, inclusion really has made things better

nobody would watch that

its that work ethic that coasties will never understand

business idea: replace all the dumb, ugly Finns with smart, handsome Swedes

frog winger - maritime center - burger winger
prairie farmboy dman - smooth skating swede dman
russian tendie

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Replace Jesse Puljujarvi and Patrik Laine with imaginary people who don't exist?

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a team made up of just ontarians would btfo that team

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replace russian goalie with frog winger

the only decent center from ontario is mcmeme

>ontario defense
besides pietrangelo, whos a good ontario boy defenseman?

>LGBTQ themed
So I assume they are pornographic, no? I mean, how else do you make sexual orientation a "theme" if not for literal explicit and undeniable depictions of the types of intercourse they engage in.

Does anyone have the Xheattle Dickgirls logo?

Great idea.

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obviously norris winner pk subban

stamkos
pajamas

giordano
doughty
burns

>hall - mcmeme - marner
>pietroangelo - subban
>mike smith

yikes

That top line is fucking good though

mcmeme
stamkos
pajamas

crosby
mackinnon
burgerwon

How funny a majority of cane fans will die from Dorion. KILL THEM ALL

Would an all-Smith team beat an all-Johnson team?

>Hall
>misses half of his career games due to injuries
>so fucking good
kys

yuck

the side note to take from this is that >our center depth is literally unmatchable

scrub extraordinaire

Wheres my all western canada team with B.C, alberta, manitoba and saskachewan

I'd watch that

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there's a supercuts commercial where the spokesman is a balding guy..
>unrelated, I do need a hair cut

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makes sense since you’re nobody

but burgerwon is a frog centre

it seems pretty rare that players from bc ever want to play on the canucks. the most recent example i can think of would be dan hamhuis back in 2010 when they were actually decent. players like ladd or lucic or kane grew up in hongcouver and even played on the giants in their junior carrers, yet have never expressed any interest in playing for the cantpucks.

Hooley Smith - Bobby Smith - Reilly Smith
Rick Smith - Jason Smith
Billy Smith

Greg Johnson - Mark Johnson - Tyler Johnson
Jack Johnson - Tom Johnson
Chad Johnson

The johnson's would get heem'd

billy the hatchet alone would heem the virgin johnsons

Based billy smith
youtu.be/tajjf5vissc

>could've been the first goalie to score
Little did they realize at the time it wouldn't be til Ron Hextall.

He was a great goalie for the isles for those standards at the time

Team Alberta would be decent. Hall, Nylander, Little, Point, Engelland, Dumba, Spurgeon, Gallagher, Carter Hart in net. There's probably more I'm forgetting

watching the chappelle show Tbh

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I know, HOF dynasty goalie. I was just repeating what the announcer said. It's interesting looking back from the future.

I'm pretty common where I live

well you go back 40 years and tell them that goalies are more vital to the game and theres teams in south florida they would be baffled

>anything where the deep south is the least
Must be doing something right, drinking is GOAT!

I might be a heavy drinker

team BC would have the weakest forward group but probably the best defense and goaltending

Benn, Johanssen, Kane

Rielly, Barrie

Price

>BC in charge of forwards

>haha RACE jokes- get it!!

I still think you’re pretty cool

oh wait I forgot about RNH. guess you can putt him in for Johanssen, can't who's better though

>The entire Sutter family is just centers and wingers.
Shame, they could've actually made a family team if some tried to be goalies or dmen.

desu BC cares for their defensemen and goalies
RNH=johanssen

i think barzal is probably the best player in the chel from the greater vancouver area right now

Barzal is gonna be a stud center really. Kids got really good flashes and can skate well. Now if he can stop being fancy with his shit, maybe he can be #elite

WEEED NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh yeah, i forgot about him too. holy fuck who else am i forgetting. K how about

Benn, Barzal, RNH? kane would chimp out so it's better for him to sit

i think posting is about to go down again

What's worse, having a few drinks every day or binge drinking on one day of the week?

Don't Encourage Posting

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Either way you're considered an alcohol

test

t. brainlet

By whom?

them

nerds in lab coats

Me

Just made something dreadful for /hoc/, but now that I have I'm not sure if I should share it.

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

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It has to do with Seattle. Are you sure you want to see it?

youtube.com/watch?v=VgR4TABqOrE

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Seattle here, do it you fucking pussy.

This hurt my soul to make.

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No data from the north 3 because theyre all blacked out too often to take data. I know this as facts and im american just look at the flag next to my name

OMG BASED i hated the XDG thing until you made this

I wanna be mad, but it fits here at /hoc/, so....

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I want to die now.

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all the way down to the tranny colors
good work

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I literally attempted this and got serious burnout lmao

hows classic going boys? dont think im going to be able to afford a mount at level 40.

I don’t have time to play that shit

I don't want another job.

I dont like men

got to level 34 with 40g last night so i think i'll be good for the mount. won't be able to play for another 3-4 hours because of queue though

>less than two weeks until pre season
>nobody has fucking signed anything
i honestly hate professional athletes

You mean you pay for the game and you can’t even play it?

Blame the fucking zoomers

i play it for 6-7 hours a night during off hours

When do you sleep

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3 hour nap after work and 3 hour nap before work

That doesn’t answer my question

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your question is stupid

Cringing hard at the mere existence of WoW.
Imagine not only wasting your life playing that shit, but then defending everything that it's done to you.

>can you actually use the product you paid for when you want to?
>stop asking stupid questions!

you can if you play on a low pop server

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based newfoundland
get on the newfie level you fucking teetotalers

Imagine paying to not play wow when osrs is free

A simple no would have sufficed

>can you actually use the product you paid for when you want to?
>yes
>A simple no would have sufficed
oof

disgusting. what the fuck is girl on the right doing she has her own hot dog eat your own hot dog stupid bitch fucking gross eww

Old lady next door was blowing the leafs that fell from my tree into her yard back into my yard and now I feel like a piece of shit.

Can you play right now on the server you want to?

He's just going to keep moving the goalposts. He has to.

Was reading a comment on reddit saying there’s nothing wrong with owning a lifesize, realistic, childlike sex doll and I clicked on his profile and he was also a sharks fan. Super weird but not surprising.

>all those areas in blue
haha what a bunch of softies

source

Sunbelt is too busy sexing relatives

u/EyeBreakThings

runescape is fucking shit
why would anyone play a grinding focus mmo when they have so many fucking cheaters

coming through...

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Where are Sam and Randy headed?

Marchand - Bergeron - Pastrnak
Landeskog - Mackinnon - Rantanen
Draisaitl - Barzal - Garland
Hall - Barkov - Okposo
Panarin - Richardson - Radulov
Chara - McAvoy
Zadorov - Byfuglien
Butcher - Ristolainen
OEL - Weber

Rask
Halak
Raanta
Kuemper
Bobrovsky

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>manitoba below both US and Canadian average
hmm doubt

gonna get high and I don’t give a fuck what the janny says

That you could even come up with a username is enough for me.
I'm not searching that shit; I'll take your word for it.

Im getting high at work and phoneposting and i dont care what the janny does

tripping balls dude's place

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Not sure why you had trouble believing him in the first place desu

Gonna get HIGH and don't give a fuck what the jannie or the mods say

At least offer him some

t. dumb weeb

im going to get HUGH and i dont give a fuck what the jannies or mods think

Better than paying to not play WoW

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Need someone to post the old dogs, frogs, and sheep jerseys for my collection.

Hey, Long Island.

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autism at its finest
well done lad [spoiler] i still hate you [/spoiler]

who's the best fortnite player in the league?

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Same somebody should post a mega or some shit

Unironically Aho

Laine by default

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I'm sorry about that, lad. I don't ever set out to bother people, and I almost always only make something because someone else asked.
If I can do anything to improve your user experience, let me know.

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le post the same pictures and gif every thread man

okay rand

I don't even recognize the guy.
I'm assuming it's something from Canadian television.

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That behavior strikes me as irresponsible.

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Go cry to the jannies leaf

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I unironically hope that he does and that they do something about this shit.

>reddit park boys
Ugh. Well there goes the comfy off season. I guess the reddit lab 2024 spammer will be back soon, too.

it constitutes as spamming and flooding. so you know what? maybe i will

Just watch the show

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at least spam hockey webms you dumb faggot

Godspeed, noble leaf.

Don't even know what fucking show it is.

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It's the same guy

nothing about this offseason has been comfy

Trailer Park Boys
Don't listen to the guy crying reddit, it's unironically brilliant

Die München Beavers have been fairly comfy.

But maybe we could have an end-of-offseason review here in a week or two, and really see how pathetic we've been over these last few months.

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i can't tell if you're stupid or if you can't tell that this has nothing to do with whether or not the show is good

I hate finns and niggers and finniggers

A show can be good and you can still enjoy it without spamming the same 6 gifs every other day on your favorite anonymous imageboard.
Just saying.

fucking off season, why don't you die and give us hockey

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oh but bro how will hoc live without a shitty gif posted every 5 minutes

Yeah I get that. I'm addressing the user who hasn't heard of it.

There was a lot of pseudonamefagging that got really annoying really fast. Wish I cared more about aussie hockey though.

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have you considered never posting with your trip again?

playing even more classic wow, lads.

you can always mix it up anyway, and find shit you forget thats in your folders

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>bitching about no hockey
>KHL and euro leagues started weeks ago
Casual retards

i dont get it either
this is /hoc/ not /nhl/

t. seething from being pseudonamed

t. randy

No ones got me yet faggot. I’m completely anonymous.

/nhl/

...

doubt

Soon

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>being such an annoyingly recognizable faggot that an anonymous group of people gives you a nickname
I’m just not autistic enough I guess

Crosby couldn't do it, Malkin couldn't do it, Backstrom couldn't do it...Can McDavid or Kucherov be the first person since Thornton to get 97+ assist in a season?

reminder toronto has never had a rocket richard winner

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and? ove has the opportunity to overtake goatsky as the single highest scorer and has a single cup under his belt

N

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R

X

>raggers

>muh 6 team cups
gtfo Pajeet

way to complete miss the point you fucking nigger

under the covers hard as diamonds phoneposting right now

......................ok

reminder bawston has never had a rocket richard winner

I caught on to your attempt at deflection pretty quickly thanks

>deflection
i completely acknowledge that the laffs have never had the top goal scorer in the league since 99
neither have 20 other teams (most of those with multiple cups since the 6 team era)

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>tfw made this meme

>admitting to being a massive faggot on the internet
bold

I don’t believe anti-vaxxers or flat-earthers exist. At least not to the extent most people seem to think they exist.

this but for trannys and rangers fans

youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0
pour me out a drink. Im feeling like shit

youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
Yes, but this

this but for virgins over 23 years old

>rags

>5 drinks or more on one occasion in the past month
>heavy drinking
Fuck that. Five drinks barely even gets me started.

I dont even have beer I just have iced tea. fuck this

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Both are psyops by the US government. Anti vaxxers are the scapegoat to deflect from the unwashed hordes invading western societies, the true cause of recent outbreaks like measles. Flat earthers, on the other hand, are largely an experiment to see just how effective active disinformation can be on a large scale disseminated through social media.

Those Facebook groups and what have you are the same as any modern day KKK gathering; a bunch of spooks LARPing with each other and maybe or maybe not knowing that the other is a spook too.

except immigrants are vaccinated at rates 10x higher then white americans you retarded fear mongering trumpcuck

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based newfie bro

Damn you are retarded.

>yfw da bears win the Stan Lee bowl

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delusionposting is MUCH more preferred than /pol/ shitting
climb that mountain bearbro

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What is there to be delusional about friendo?

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the blackhawks are on the downward trend despite the few addition this offseaon and the bears are fucking tied with the eagles on odds to win the super owl

>the blackhawks are on a downward trend

fuck im not gonna lie that would explain where all the fans went

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also lehner is gonna regress :^)

Sounds like someone is upset their team didn't sign him

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have fun with the drunkard when he relapses

the hawks are getting a bit of payback for duping the league into the darling meme

>eagles
are they bad? didn't they win it like a year ago

2 seasons ago is like an eternity in the knee eff el
unless you are tom fucking brady

don’t believe Ottawa or Florida fans exist. At least not to the extent most people seem to think they exist.

What meme? The meme of being the only Chicago* native to win the Cup with the Blackhawks?

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who thinks florida fans exist? the only ones i've ever seen are the finns on here bandwagoning barkov

yes, you took a downtrodden alchie, gave him the notoriety and money to because one of chicago's greatest bar stars than shipped him off to the middle of nowhere to sabotage the fuck outta the relocanes

in hindsight the whole act was pretty based

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

you make a shitty cobb salad

When you put it that way it, I can start to see why the rest of the league hates us

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this looks shopped

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when is buljus next game? just asking for a friend

>TFW a WHL team with the same logo gets better chances than the fucking blackhawks
JUST

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hogey

huomenta!

*sips*

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Ah for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage

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>rags

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I miss it...

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got a full workout in
might reward myself with some 'za

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Ovi is the greatest both as a player and a bulldog.

Guess SeaWorld's wikipedia page is blocked in Winnipeg.

Seattle Seafoods

>WE DON'T NEED YOU
>offense plummets
>get knocked out due to lack of scoring
really makes you think....

>still made it further than the laffs in the ploffs
really really gets you thinkin

SEETHING

The Seattle Heemers

that's cause babcock is a retarded fraud

seattle cleveland steamers

>get swept by the relocanes
>toronto loses to the best team in the east (and the best team in the 2nd half of the regular season) in 7
Not to mention that Dermott and Hyman were playing through serious injuries. Even Gardiner was dealing with back spasms that kept him out of the lineup for over a month, and wasn't close to being 100%.

But hey, I'm sure I'll be eating crow when Lee, Eberle, and Ladd lead their team to the promised land.

Who had stanley cup expectations and who were expected to be in the jack hughes sweepstakes?

what is up with this fat mouthbreathing retard? he looks so dumb all the time. close your mouth and quit eating burritos fat dummy

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29 days to go

imagine grasping this hard

red team CLEARLY has unfair advantage! i've had my guy stuck in that exact place before this is triggering my ptsd HARD just THINKING about it!!

he actually looks like he lost weight

sad

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oopsie doopsie wrong one

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I would bet my huge cock that I would beat the living shit out of every single on of you at STIGA Table Hockey.

>Who had stanley cup expectations
Stanley cup expectations? Lol, dear god no. Expected to make the playoffs and compete? Yes, and they did. Expected to win the cup where most of their offensive talent is under the age of 23? Now who's grasping?

He could skate circles around you all day

oh the year was 1778

not even close to relevant. i honestly hate leafs so much, never reply to me ever again

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its a goalies edition

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based

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Hey, I like Amanda Kessel's brother

go harvest some kiwis you irrelevant island.

imagine being the second largest country on earth and being just as irrelevant as new zealand lmao SAD

Imagine knowing that your best men's hockey team has less technical ability than our U-16 boys

what team are you going to cheer for during the lockout?

Oilers

nice work on this

fun fact: nz exports more salt than kiwi fruit. leafs import the stuff by the metric fuck ton because theyve used up all of theirs

Hämeenlinnan Pallokerho

>Canada ranks in the top 10 for gdp
>New Zealand is not even in the top 50
>just as irrelevant
dear god, harvest some kiwis, and milk the grass fed cows already. Also, take a long, hard look at your economy. It's going so bad, the central bank recently slashed in the interest rate by .5%

>let me brag about bargain basement exports to pump my tires

Stop replying to it.

no need to squabble gents

>40 times the size
>10 times the population
>despite its tremendous size and vast natural oil & gas reserves, timber, mineral deposits, and fisheries canada inexplicably has a lower gdp than ITALY
this conversation is over dumb dumb

the best new zealander turned out to be autralian lol

differences between canada and new zealand:
>new zealand understands nobody cares and is content just being /comfy/
>canada constantly screeching about how important it is and desperately looking for approval

literally everything else is the same

why so pissy tonight?

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imagine having a superiority complex on an Taiwanese arts and crafts website.

imagine getting triggered so hard when someone simply points out that Phil Kessel is a better hockey player than them

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reminder that nz did not start this argument it was, as usual, the unrelenting insecurity of leafs

rph btw

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sorry for ripping on your favourite obese player

He's not my favourite player at all, but he will retire with over 1000 games played in the NHL, he might retire with over 1000 points in the NHL also. 2 time Stanley Cup champion.

Call him obese and retarded all you want, but he's had a great career

All good m8. Want a hot dog?

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Lads, why is he still going?

disgusting slob

desu looks like bill lost weight this offseason

Wow! rude... No hot dog for you then.

reminder that God is absolutely N O T just a slob like one of us

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leafs favourite comment: FILTERED

can you be any more of a repulsively insecure and sensitive faggot?

haven't jerked off in a few days. should have a full tank down there.

le potato chip eating behind a black family man

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calm down ya fag

yes

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my impotent rage is forever simmering just beneath the surface

hoc was better before these psuedo tripfags invaded.

He also has a decent chance of breaking the alltime consecutive games played record before he retires. Fat don't crack.

Says the leaf lmfao

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haha

Y U M A

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i will go back to posting via proxy in the next thread and none of you will be any the wiser.

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based

It's none the wiser.

>none of you will be none the wiser

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There you go

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why is literally every single person from the americas an actual, real life idiot? fascinating. at least you have half way decent sports

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hungry

That's wrong

crikey mate, let's throw another shrimp on the barbie

>the dictionary is wrong
is it a shame that europeans are unironically becoming better at hockey than north americans? im undecided.

Thank god i can finally delete these from my phone

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same. really craving pizza, or 'ghetti

looking forward to the great gary lockout

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calm down ya fag

reminder that literally every single thing i post here is purely ironic and/or meta and necessarily require a very high iq to grasp, i would not expect anyone here to understand

shut up ya queer

>europeans are unironically becoming better at hockey than north americans

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not a single finn

>tfw you realise tarasenko, the european, carries your entire team

...

he spent too much time harvesting kiwis, and milking grass fed cows. Honestly, I'd be pissed if that's what I had to do every day.

I've never used a trip in my life.