>4th Sept
01:30 NZST
Sri Lanka v New Zealand, 2nd T20I
Pallekele International Cricket Stadium, Pallekele, Sri Lanka
>4th - 9th Sept
22:00 NZST
England v Australia, 4th Test
Old Trafford, Manchester, England
>5th - 10th Sept
16:00 NZST
Bangladesh v Afghanistan 2019, Only Test
Zahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium, Chittagong, Bangladesh
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No cricket on lads.
need a new economic system
any ideas lads?
please massa let me markets be free
Government budgets everything towards automation
Two day working weeks in ten years guaranteed
hunting, gathering and barter
Fat people are sold into slavery and work until they are a healthy weight or die.
can get behind this if you exempt my chubby gf
we just need to reach an acceptable BMI to work from
say once you hit BMI of 25, you can return to society as a free citizen
what if you're a mega jacked bronze adonis like me
yeah BMI is kind of unreliable but they can follow up with a fitness test for those who fail BMI. you can run 5km and do 20 pushups right?
chubby gfs will be the first to be sold as sex slaves.
Economic system idea: you have to get at least a 7 in the BEEP test or you're sold into slavery
Unironically believe enforcing something like the beep test across the population would be a good idea
what's a BEEP test lads
en.wikipedia.org
did they never have this in your school? Maybe you're too old gramps
yep too old.
I bet they've canned it though. Can't have modern kids getting PTSD from being assessed in any way.
>le boomer complaining about how soft people are these days when that test actually shows kids are now harder than you were
typical
who are you quoting?
boomer SCUM like you
collectivism
boomers are in their 60s and 70s you dull cunt.
he's actually mad lads
can't find a stand up paddle for under $300 lads
>paddle boardin
>calls others boomer
kayaking is more boomer
forgot to add, you’re still mad lol
Based sebbo
This
It is the ultimate chad economy system and cant wait till we go back to it
seems like too much work
I actually thought it was the bleep test lol
Push ups are a poor test of someones fitness level
Beep test followed by squats and a discus and shot put throw are the best way to test a fitness level
Virat Kohli vs Shannon Gabriel
Just beep test
Cardiovascular is the only important indicator, the rest are memes
think he just called you out for being stupid mate
t. sebbo on a proxy
>he thinks discus and shot put are unimportant
kek
just trying to lighten the bureaucratic burden of all these tests
some quality stuff in that thread
I watched darwin award.webm all the way through. grim stuff
just negotiated my way out of doing face pulls lads
My Sanchez song has multiple replies and the Italian ukelele guy recorded it in full. Feeling pretty good desu
ffs I've made two and didn't get (You)s on either
>tfw can bench 200kg
Feels good lad, anyone who at the very least cant bench their own weight should be slaves until they can
please (You) me lads I think it's pretty funny
>wogball
Might give mum a ring and see what I got on the beep test at intermediate, it was put on our term reports kek.
I can't remember either, think it was above 7
good joke but needed to be 20 seconds max
>Kohli got a first ball duck against the tendies
top four more like top one and three frauds
God I wish they hadn't hired Indians to write for cricinfo. The commentary on match threads used to be so good.
>indians ruin another english speaking cricket forum
my shock
>you now remember old, good, cricinfo
ESPN buying it was the beginning of the end
I thought it was always Indian
stop being racist
Cycling is for homosexuals
^^^sebbesity post^^^
Cycling and swimming are the best two sports to do
Both dont put as much stress on your body as say running, but still does a great job for cardio work
Don't mind the odd swim.
>replying to sebbo
time to watch royal quest i reckon
Is sebbo even here? He's American
>thinking I'll reply
hate swimming in pools. Can't wait until it's warm enough for the beach again
for me, it's swimming in Asian gfs.
make me.
I'm not sebbo but I am in the sebgang
got to pander to the market
I read Wisden for articles now
make me, nigger.
or something would've been cooler
watch the language mate
Yes, yes well done Ben Stokes well done Ben Stokes, However, there are a few last minute test matches, for your teamates to fuck up.
wasn't calling anyone a nigger, was just saying it would've better been if he'd called that other poof a nigger
watch the language mate
make me, nigger.
might have to confer with the janny if you keep this up
Sounds like something a nigger would say.
need a swear jar in here
1 dollar for every racist slur to go towards a new cricket set for the boys
you janny's nigger
I've got a cricket set I'll donate and say whatever I want.
Pavement
cant accept donations from racists
Yeah, your nigger face will be smashed onto it if you keep on posting lad
Tool
Currently taking a shit lads
be kicking myself if I owned an elite raf dip dye and sold it
tired post.
elite post.
Their new album is pretty good for the instruments
Maynard though does miss the mark vocally and lyrically for a few but does have great parts to some songs
Descending and Culling Voices are my favourite off the album right now. Bound to change though like all other albums by them
Except Ticks & Leeches, it will always be my favourite
Best album this year was Vampire Weekend
haven't listened to a single 2019 release
Don't blame ya, granted i have listened to two new albums this year, Taylor Swift and Tool
*thinks about sebbo*
*my thought bubble collapses*
i have listened to plenty of 2019 releases because the music i listen to isn't trash
Hmm someone is getting to live rent free it seems
>doesnt even post some albums or singles he has to prove it isnt shit
So yeah, you havent or it is shit and just want to skip around it
just dont really care that much about other peoples taste in music
It isnt so much that i care more about finding new stuff to listen to
>post elite and muscular 2019 release
>hurr durr its trash
not falling for that trick, kiddo.
>he hasn't listened to fishing for fishies
>he hasn't scrobbled since 2nd of november 2018
>he thinks a cricket thread on Yea Forums is an appropriate place to discuss music when Yea Forums exists
cricket
Wew lad, sure got me
Maybe think about it as sharing music taste
Yea Forums is like Yea Forums and Yea Forums, no point discussing the boards subject
soccer
>sharing taste in subjective mediums
top pleb
nobody fucking says rent free but sebbo, direland.
Yet you share what sports you like, or your thoughts on them
nah i mainly post porn
I don't see any porn
in any case sport is NOT a subjective medium. it's a pathetic pursuit of "glory" entertained by the corrupt capitalist system designed to promote the divide of the haves and have nots.
fuck up nerd.
rattled
lol
>posting "lol" when you aren't even remotely amused with a picture you can't even understand just to pander to the couple of street shitters in this thread that might reply to your asinine post
top caz
Reckon there have been too many posts without someone mentioning Sebbo.
lol
oh fuck GOTTEM
lol
fag.
Based.
KEK
cringe
xD
Oh no no no
lmao.
fucking kek
seething
Quality post lad, keep it up
actual quality
had a heartily kek
yep, this is the post
This is the post.
You are poo.
Put me in the screenshot
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
BASED sebbo
can't make threads there
feel like once you've started watching aussie rules, union and cricket there really isn't much else sport can offer you
smith back to the top of the batting rankings
a year of pissrat statpadding and it only took two tests to get back
just tucking into a bit of thai red chicken curry lads
what's on the cards for you boys?
One and a half.
getting some new chelsea boots when I get paid
Need some of those myself.
I'm unironically a massive fan of rugby league, although I do agree with you for the most part as those are the key sports.
meermin.es
jump on board
won't get them to november though
Guess who is sick and tired of suffering under this capitalist death machine of exploitation and oppression. Guess who has cracked under the brunt of monetised dehumanisation. This body is merely a commodified vessel of flesh and bone. I have become numb with pure resentment
>rugby
lol
Rugby is good, the world cup is on in 3 weeks you should have a look maybe if you like. The nrl rugby league finals are the weekend after this and if you need help picking a team to barrack for I can help.
Nah, I'm fine, thanks.
You just can't get enough of the sebbo gang
I'm agreeing with his rent free statements
So true
why is munro still in the team again?
feeling elite muscular and powerful
eternally glad lawncunt bullied me into going to the gym
based riley
friggin based
The Chad alpha sebgang cricket club - guest VIP players - Smith and Stokes
The parnoid beta vpn accusation cricket club - club captain - Jason Roy and Kane Williamson
Holy mother of based sebgang
Holy mother of cringe paranoids
absolutely BASED
think shami took out kohli beating him on his wife
this is pathetic fatguts
Imagine thinking three different idiosyncratic posts like these could be from the same person KEK
rules 1-3 lads what have we forgotten
Richo is on the ropes again lads
This. They love sebbo though , they love the gang, the drama, once they admit there's more than one person it's over.
Unironically this. I think even Richo loves it. After all look at how long it’s been since every /cric/ thread ended like this:
>'Captaincy is just a c in front of your name' - Cvirat Kohli
I want this meme to end
sebbo carries cric, you cunts would be lost without him and regurgitating the same boring ass boomer shit every non seb blessed thread brings
get fucked, /sebgang/ IS cric
can't wait for sebbo to disappear at the exact same time as the direland and /sebgang/ faggots
>Person A posts on cric
>Person B doesn't like person A
>Person C replies to person A
>Person B accuses person C of being person A
the mods should do something about this, literally spam
you're right you can't because it is impossible.
Any cricket on?
>Averages 50 in all three formats and 60 in ODIs
Gotta say Kohli is pretty good tbqh.
Reminder for freshies.
>gets a golden duck against tendie shitters
yeah nah
?
You should read this post again and realise how stupid you sound. Think about what you have just said
>Skipper Joe Root reveals Chris Woakes will sit out at Old Trafford, with Craig Overton taking his place
wasn't he extremely average against >us at home?
>hai guyz I managed to score a date with a grill from work halp
>hai guys hope I match wif this cutee :3
>hai guys whats for dinner
at least seb discusses cric
just filter and ignore dumb cunts
Are these fair questions?
no he doesn't fuck off
not the proxy stuff, just all this sebbo spam. clearly some of it is manufactured by himself
Last time I was on there a couple of years ago I had a perm ban overturned. Took 7 hours of waiting. They weren't at all helpful outside of the one bloke who was.
60% chance of play starting on time
>actually went to the official Yea Forums irc on rizon last night. apparently they can't "do" anything about it
>not the proxy stuff, just all this sebbo spam. clearly some of it is manufactured by himself
actually know what this means lads
they're easily answered at least
So this post confirms I'm right so wheres my apology? You fuckers all started this accusing me of being sebbo because you're all so bloody boring you had nothing to chat about. Cunts
For an American, yes. My friend told me he was in Scotland walking up a steep hill towards a castle with several American tourists, and he overheard one American complaining to another about why did they have put the castle on top of such a steep hill.
>confirms
no it fucking doesn't, fatguts
>why did they have put the castle on top of such a steep hill
If I was on a vpn I'd get banned. Understand? I'm not on a vpn and not sebbo
HNNNNGGGGRRRRRRRR *PLLLRRRRNT*
Delete this janny
How many deliveries until he hits him?
I'd say three
fuck up, fatguts
It's easier to neither confirm nor deny them, just ignore their accusations they've no right to question you anyway and you've done nothing wrong. Enjoy the cricket.
He'll black his girlfriend like she wants and Smith will retire out of shame.
Might read Shane Warne's autobiography
He used to bring cans of baked beans on India tour, he don't like curry I guess.
Thanks. Yeah looking forward to tomorrow now, they'll have no excuses for talking sebbo as there's ashes on
>Irecunt
fatguts
It's probably, I think, only two anons under two flags anyway. Mostly they're looking for reaction, and it's like fire if you deny it oxygen what happens.
Looks like there'll be some rain delays this test, pitch might be a bit lively in between.
Must say I'm enjoying this series with harder to come by runs, collapses, fight backs. It's really good craic desu. Thinking of getting some Supermacs in for lunch tomorrow too.
Supermacs is one place I really need to visit more. Probably better than McDonald's these days.
>"""Auto"""
>fat cunt thinks it's normal to get fast food for lunch at whatever new high flying lawyer/banking/finance job he's dreamed up
really sick of this miserable uninformed cunt
AHEM, I have something to say
>Hates sebbo
>Talks about sebbo non stop
>Comes to odd conclusions about sebbos eating habits in his messed up mind to get even more mad for no reason.
Time to seek therapy my friend
is it "fuck up sebbo"
FATGUTS
A
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just fucking stop talking about him retard
I'm not sebbo I just defened him a few weeks ago or so and it's stuck with me. Makes for good shitposting. There's also another Irish lad itt too. Normally is on cric.
fuck up fatguts
didn't say anything about sebbo there
GOTTEM
Fix them
ohnonono
More blacks
that's bullshit but I believe it
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FATTIES
AND FUCK JANNIES
Wow this is a new low for obsessed sebbo haters
Based sebbo
hmmm when I search that image MD5 in the archive all I get is red x's. I wonder if that would interest the Yea Forums IRC?
fuck up sebbo
Stop robbing their prospects. Think there's some politics involved there mostly too.
Why did he even get the name sebbo anyway. I remember posting on cric a while back, just before world cup i think, and i first saw sebbo mentioned. Did he say his name?
Sebastian
word is that sebum lodged a complaint to their admin.
the problem is that it’s too easy to change the md5. so it would be a real shame if the /cric/ empire made a copy of the image and modified it a little bit to get a new md5 each time. and it certainly would be a shame if seb gave up with complaining
Glad to see the Craig Overton shaped hole in our bowling attack has finally been plugged
good call to drop khawaja, should have done the same with roy ourselves though
sebbo seems like the kinda name you'd give your mate called Sebastian tbqh
Australia might as well just hand over the Ashes now
very 75 IQ face
what does sam curran have to do to get into this side?
We should get to the root of this
Decided to turn my life around lads
Went for an hour walk just then after work
Now i want some input every two days or go for 30 minutes tomorrow night then 60 minutes on Thursday, etc
So what the fuck is happening with Jimmy?
Is in over Archer?
Jimmy is old and cannot play because he is still injured.
Wasn't he literally bowling in a county game the other week and was going fine? Or has the English coach taken back his words about wanting Jimmy to bowl till he is 40+
m8 hes been ruled out for the series. his calf injury came back
kek
that is what they fucking get for hiring old men to bowl
so grim
>tfw was involved in getting an oldfag mod fired about three years ago
The sebbo gimmick arose pretty much by accident. When I first started posting in /cric/ last year I got called a seppo pretty much all the time. Around the same time, pic related got posted.
Someone said "Seppo" was used as a nickname in Finland for people named "Sebastian" (I've since been told this isn't true, but it was months later). So when I decided to tripfag, I used "Sebastian" as a name. Simple as.
thecricketmonthly.com
Pretty interesting read, great to see the love of cricket like that
official /cric/ announcement.
all /cric/ images, such as pics of cricketers, /cric/ memes, and the like, must have a picture of sebbo and his dog pasted in somewhere. imagine how much he’ll seethe when he can’t get every single image hidden on the archive
good read
never knew george washington played cricket
predicting the other two tests to get rained out so that we retain the ashes lmao
yes, like this.
all “this is the post” pics, all Madoka pics, all pics of stokes and shit, needs sebbo’s mug
miss photoshop so much lads
just can't get used to using gimp
won't participate
in fact find it best to not mention/discuss him
Why cant you just buy a program nowadays for unlimited use, why is it all on yearly/monthly subs
no it's me, I just can't seem to get a crack to work properly because i'm a fucking retard and am getting paranoid that they know what I'm up to
don't know why though I've done it many times in the past
Based sebbo
who /CPL/ here?
sob sesh to the tune of carrie and lowell on the cards
>Guptill has not come out to bat. "He has stomach cramps," says Roshan Abeysinghe and adds that he can come to bat only after the fall of the fifth wicket.
NZ literally committing pooicide yet again.
I honestly think civilisation was a mistake. It's going to end in tears and this time our descendants won't even be able to go back to hunting-gathering because they won't have the traditions and the environment will be destroyed. Grim times ahead for the human race.
based capitalism and based america have doomed us all
Looking good, mate.
I forgot to delete your post number
I meant in general, why cant you buy programs like you used to be able to
Everything works of sub based models and it sucks. Like i was looking at getting ms office but it is sub based
Fuck that
to be honest I just use the office-like apps in google drive, you can export as the relevant file types so I don't feel i'm missing much
Excel is miles better then Google Sheets
tableau mogs excel
paint.net lad
yeah I don't doubt it but I only use it for receipt spreadsheets so I don't really need any features
might put a bet on for him to score a duck
crew & gang
Wish this temp depression would fuck off already
Who /goingtothecricky/ tomorrow here?
love cricket
love the /cric/ lads
love my mum
love the mighty freo dockers
/cric/ in the middle
Had Chris Tremlett not been riddled with injuries, could he have become one of the most effective test strike bowlers in cricket history??
no
>me average
youtu.be
no
wtf did you boys just say to me?
Boycott has the most deluded view of himself even imaginable.
roids
imagine how small his willy looks compared to his frame
If Craig Overton scored more than 100 he'd be called Craig Overaton
can't stand agnew and no idea why he is seen so fondly
If you added hot milk to Craig Overton he'd be Craig Ovaltine.
He's not, but he is heard fondly.
If Craig Overton took a bounce to the neck and died from a vertebral artery dissection he'd be called Craig Over
Jonathan Liew is ITT
nah hes got a big un. You see his wife is clearly holding us his balls so they dont overhang in the pic.
Botham is by far the bigger dickhead out of him and Boycott.
Fair enough. Not really the point I was making - at all actually - but alright.
Boycott is a right prick what are you on about, has a horrible reputation
Literally that video shows that
yeah bro get his point
he's a serious man with limited itme
Well the video you were responding to is Botham telling us what a prick Boycott is. How is Botham not relevant to that?
No, that video shows what Botham, also a notorious prick, thinks about Boycott. Not denying that Boycott is a prick but you can't go off what Botham says about him.
didn't watch but I'm sure their suffering saves me money, thus it's okay
love cricket, hate politics.
simple as.
Italy rising!
These niggas need Mao.
santGOD
my friend got banned for posting "Leggies in Lasagne"
cursed thread.
amazing
>come in on a hattrick ball in the last over with 7 still to get off 4 balls
>do it easily
redpill me on thailand''''ladies''''''
the subcontinent-dominating New Zealand
Bit imperial that
Based sebgod
What are your thoughts on promise rings/commitment rings/pre-engagement rings?
cute but sometimes worthless
No
If it’s anything more expensive than an onion ring, you got hosed.
>ashes back tomorrow
Oh yes yes yes yes based sebbo
Just put your balls in her purse m8 you won't be needing them anymore.
*wallops Craig Overshit to all parts of the ground and retains the Ashes single handedly*
Has there ever been a spectacular comeback in a test series that was followed by an anticlimax? It almost feels inevitable that England are going to regain the Ashes after what happened at Headingley, even if that is objectively unlikely.
the bus change
a bit at the start, a bit at the end
so true
bit interesting
sebbo is a fatguts
good morning to everyone except you know who
I can't wait to tune into TMS tommorow lads.
>b-b-but I took your wicket in Adelaide
He hasn’t been made the captain yet
more like underratedaton
the incel pedo richo
won't ever be doing that
*kisses you on the lips*
incels rarely purchase rings
What’s the likelihood of the match starting on time tomorrow?
getting my tyre replaced lads
61% chance of play starting on time
too much
What was too much? His age?
good for the ego boost though
went to a gay bar once and was sexually assaulted by three objectively decent looking blokes
Richo went to a pride parade once and was upset that the only people who hit on him were over 16.
mate you're not funny, your sense of humour is horrible
reckon people would like you a lot more if you just gave up on trying to be funny altogether
It might have been someone I know, genuinely don't remember
sure is some real cricket-related discussion itt
popping down to Bunnings who wants what
New set of allens drill bits thanks mate ta
Missus wants me to assemble some furniture for her
ask them if they know how to play soggy sao
do bunnings sell any welding equipment?
I'll have a gander
>Dont. Give. Up. You've got a reason to live.
Couple of snags for lunch cheers mate
Get me a meat pie from their cafe section thanks lad.
yeah got some welding equipment in stock mate
couple of auckland aces in the cafe today lads
based
Reckon Richo still plays
Fuck. I have tomorrow and Thursday off, so I was looking to get really comfy with test cricket first thing in the morning and then getting hammered drunk for the CPL at night. Good thing the hurricane missed all the cricketing countries.
The King looking kino lads
probably less than that. i live a couple of miles from there and it's currently pissing it down
Enjoying the Netflix historical movie trend
First Outlaw King then this.
Got Robert Pattinson in it too which typically means it's going to be excellent
>miles
Proxy off sebbo
English still use miles lad
It is fucking annoying, although it is more the older generation.
doesn't know brits still use a weird mix of imperial and metric day to day
fucking state of you lad
fuck up smeggo
Hell, this is common for English to have both M/H and Km/H on the speedo
reminder
Lads, you might want to put the house on Roy scoring a century
and why the fuck would we want to do that?
To win 2 houses
To make a big return lad
They still use mph when showing speeds of bowlers in England, does this far cunt watch literally any cricket?
in need of some dire indian cricket facebook pics, lads
nothing SPECIFIC
already own three. don't particularly want another one desu
but for it to be a big return roy would need to not be utter shite, which he is, so....
Feel like pure shit just want it to be 8 PM and the cricket to be on.
*has a big brain*
*be's not sebbo*
*be's happy*
Kane may be my Devil but Root is my Angel
i was here before sebbo, if that's what you meant
before you even, that being the case
Are you hibi /cric/? or is that another monkey?
yes hibi cric
the other monk is missing from the zoo
Cabinetlad you here m8?
based hibi/cric/
baseder /sebgang/
BMAlad, you here m8?
right here bla
he said BMA-lad, not BMI-lad, fatguts
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
the incel pedo richo
the dog-fucking fatguts
I think you're talking about me. I'm still in Goulburn with the missus.
Cricket.
youtube.com
watching this cringekino
the box score makes it better
based fatcunt completely misunderstanding what's funny about it
You know anything about stripping lacquer off vintage furniture? Got a solid oak dresser I was going to strip back then stain.
Walkbrokenjaw on infirmary watch
reckon someone you didn't ask will be chiming in with an expert opinion in a second
I've used selleys kwik strip to get paint off rimu, then sanded it back, turned out well. Apparently for shellac it's alcohol, and lacquer you use lacquer thinner, steel wool and elbow grease. (asked a mate)
yeah based me lol ;^)
>(asked a mate)
more like just googled it
Yea I'd heard the steel wool trick as well from based mum. Cheers lad.
cricket on tonight ladies
my mate at work restores furniture for fun. just turned around and asked him. we're not all house-bound autists mate
I'm such a fat ugly cunt lads
looks like I touched a nerve nigel
take a break from being a cunt mate.
seething
>why yes I do listen to the music of Nick Cave, how could you tell?
by your elite and muscular physique and boyish good looks
the septics LOVE that shit
>more windies memories
that's roastie talk for "fucking a black man"
Just seen the last over from the T20, wtf is with the Black Caps and meme tier last overs?
embarrassing
it's literally T20's only value.
last over drama.
who the fuck says roasties
incels
the incel pedo richo
yeah no shit, reaks of seething 16-year-old virgin from /pol/
Back in my day they were called slappers *sips*
The Governess has got a fight on her hands here.
any freshcunts here?
cheeky poolapse to let their guard down then DLF MAXIMUM off a fucked catch
you now remember the roastbusters saga
nothing wrong with a cheeky spitroast with the lads.
just watched it too, howling. Mental
>Hitting the last ball in the direction of the two dead Sri Lankans
poetry
where can I watch?
>nothing wrong with drugging and raping girls
ah yes the infamous mission bay rapist
they were asking for it.
Just caught the end of the replay on sky when I got home. I imagine it'll be on the news.
I don't know how i've survived the week after headingley
will watch the HLs at 6 cheers
how does one become a superfan? just be an autist?
Daily reminder the ICC should ban cricket in England
>summer in England
>14°C
It was fucking 19°C in Auckland today ffs
It's 28 in Sydney lmao
nice "winter"
it's spring mate
or is New Zealand constantly a step behind the rest of the world in every sense?
if there's crap remakes
with some bad reviews
who you gonna blame
>MUH SOJINY
t. rottie
barely spring.
thanks to the aussie user that recommended me to take cooking classes with my gf, things are going well
have you made that monkey soup?
why would i go to cooking classes to make such a known dish ya cunt
not at all what im talking about lad and very cringe
cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies
>torrential rain forecast
>go out without a jacket because bit warm
>doesnt rain
based
I have no idea about what the filthy animals of Brazil eat 2bh, I was just giving you some of the attention you so desperately cry out for on /cric/. thought you'd be happy.
>get up
>look outside
>fuck it
>leave jacket and umbrella
>walk to work
>doesn't rain
heh
sometimes feel like they just take a punt
what if you're an abo?
*dabs on the weatherman*
someone say avo?
what of it? doesn't change anything does it.
despise racism
Bit rich coming from a mestizo whose ancestors performed ritualised child sacrifice innit.
Misbah is the new coach and chief selector of Pakistan lads
ROCK the misbah
ROCK the misbah
would have an aborigine in my home but not a Brazilian tbph.
me too
based idiot
Morning
BASED sebbo
Oh yes hello my fellow cricket enthusiasts. It's good morning from here in Ireland just to prove I'm really in Ireland. Also, based sebbo amirite? Surely if I post it repeatedly it'll take off right chums? I'm not sebbo btw.
why yes hello unique individual and fresh new face on /cric/. based sebbo!
LOVE the cricket
Got some new fancy pants air wicking undies lads to stop my jacked thighs from chafing during exercise. Feels really weird simultaneously having your cock and balls pressed in tight against you and the breeze running right through as if you were freeballing.
ooooooooooooooooookay alright oooookay here oooooooooooooooooooookay lets think about this statement im about to make for a bit okay???????????????????
get this: okay: this: is basado: cricket (referring to cricket)
Northern line's been cancelled so I'm going to have to """""""work"""""""" from home today and watch the Ashes, oh no. Guessing it'll be a wash-out though
these are not both me btw.
based Ivan
Got a 2.95 woolies frozen pizza for dinner lads. Good cric food. Shit gut food.
good morning
based sebbo amirite lads?
I'm definitely from Ireland btw
look at that, with not a single american or irish post for hours, and after many recent "sebbo and direland never post at the same time, obviously they're the same people" exposes, sebbo uses both his proxy and his isp to post.
you are LITERALLY playing right into our hands, you fat fuck. we all know you use an ipad (phoneposting filenames ahoy) or some kind of mobile device, and a desktop to achieve this, like we've been saying for weeks. you use the PROXY on one, and your REGULAR connection on the other, just like we've said. you have been EXPOSED once more.
I look forward to your furious HEART ATTACK, which I will NOT be mourning.
What does sebbo think about 9/11 anyway?
based sebbo
Stop replying to based Sebbo you dumb fuck
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I'm not sebbo.
I'm sebbo.
these are NOT both me btw
based sebbo amirite?
Based sebbo playing the 3d chess move
>1 second apart
CLEARLY 2 unique posters
/sebgang/
Only one of these was me on a proxy.
Reminder that these paranoid saps are wrong about sebbo and need to take thier meds
based sebbesity
just ignore and don't ruin the thread with your sperg out
Hmmm that's an interesting timestamp for a filename...
I'll sperg as I see fit.
I'll sperg as I see fit.
They'll choose to ignore this though and post the autismo graph where they only choose selected posts to make thier graph look good
grim
Reported every single post in this thread.
This is /cric/ not /sebb/
I'm not sure you're getting it.
>David Warner: "What is this old cunt saying, i just want to go smash some sixes in the nets"
cringe
RIP
that's our davey
Who do we hope gets a career ending and possibly life threatening injury lads?
holy mother of based
The Test Match needs to start now
Bumrah
McGovern
wow what are chances of 2 unique posters posting exactly the same post simultaneously? really gets the ol' noggin joggin
t. Collingpood cuckstomer
Paine, Root, Denly, Broad, Wade, Bancroft, Roy, and Archer just to BTFO Root even more
Simple as
you need to be ended now faggot
elite fremantle chad
Is /cric/ just one guy shitposting to himself nowadays?
yeah that was my other guess
Kek, I literally posted the word "morning" and you lot lost your shit with the sebbo vpn nonsense. Never change lads please. You lot really need the rain to hold off or you're going to need more meds
yep. plus me and that other poofy lad.
I'm not poofy mate
this is CLEARLY not fatguts I can tell by the Irish flag
/sebgang/ so based
me here ama
Reminder that anime posting and wow, and RS posting is /cric/ content
give it a rest
worse than him
forgot you sorry, meant the poofy kiwi lad
based me?
There's sebbo and then sebbo on VPN then me then sebbo then sebbo on my PC then sebbo on his phone then some Aussie faggot and a Brit
yes lad
based
no you
cazzie here
sup losers
Dont forget me as well
I am also Sebbo
Na mate you're sebbo, nice try though
Light grey is the only correct choice
new
lovely weather this morning in cheshire, get the lads down here if it starts raining in manchester.
I'm a navy man, pair it with a dusty pink shirt, pulls all the babes.
the. classic are charcoal and dark navy, but a medium blue suit with brown shoes in dope af
Own charcoal and navy, plus a blazer in a dark blue.
How did you know?
sound like a poof and "jacked thighs"
My thighs aren't jacked.
