/heem/ - Flushed edition

fluke due to injured ribs
confirmed by Colby > Bam Bam > Alves

For sure I agree if he hadn't lost he would have won

ME FOOT WAS A BALOON

>Gimmie that scalp boi

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Luque stole his nose

Breaking news: youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ

youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ

Khabib out of UFC 242 after suffering horrific injury to his body.

According to Ariel Helwani it happened while training with his coach earlier today.

Be warned the video is not for the faint of heart.

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based

>Being a gaymer
Yikes!

He was robbed of a nose and more importantly the decision. Slipping out of a submission using your own blood should be an automatic win tbqh.

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wow i wonder if tony ferguson will replace dustin

That's going to take a long time to heal. I hope Khabib recovers soon.

Will they strip him of his belt now or just make another belt-less match?

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nooooooooooooooooooooo

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[false-flagging intensifies]

> luque went to WAR with Mike Perry

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is that Big Show in the background?

luque is a BUM

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I hope Dustin wins because it would make Muslims buttmad

Colby wins the belt via relentless Porn Star Cardio

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Dustin wins this Saturday

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nah

>ufc 242 is just this weekend
what the FUCK
where did the time go? it was just yesterday i saw DC get heem'd

has anyone been making a compilation of all the "khabib is undefeated" posts for when Khabib gets heemed

Who would win, Dana’s “house rules” in early seasons of The Ultimate Fighter or China’s Social Credit system?

the pace is amazing. this is a golden age.

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>The larper is back

Round up all your posts and all the excuses you're going to be making

>when Khabib gets heemed
in your dreams, 28-0 soon

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Im completely fucking tired of cut baby bib and his injury prone ways.

Found one of your posts from last year

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Reminder Joe Rogan said Brian Ortega was Max Holloway's toughest test of his career prior to the fight.

*only kisses

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Who’s the next big MMA star?

me

Negro McNigger

Dillon unironically

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Keep dreaming

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post yfw Poirier gives Kumar the Saudi Slice (of tiramisu)

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Hey Coral you still up bud?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/kumar/

REAL CHAMP SHIT

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>ufc 242, round 5 of the main event is over, khabib has spent the last 25 minutes holding dustin down
>Confident in the judge's scorecards, he graciously jumps up to the top of the cage, the entire crowd is cheering and singing allah's praises for such a beautiful performance
>he saila into the crowd and begins being thrown into the air by oil barons, crowd surfing around the arena
>bruce buffer begins to make the announcement without him, the show must go on
>>The judges score this contest... 50-35 for winner by unanimous decision..
>Khabib can't help but swell with pride, it was easy work
>>and NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... DUSSSSHMEEEEDDDDD "ALLAH" POIRAMAJADAHAJIAZERBANANA!
>At that very moment Khabib is thrown high enough to see into the cage
>Dusallah "the Diamond Baron" Poirmohammad is taking a fat style saudi sheikh shite down the throat of a headless body
>Kumar is vaulted high once more, he sees joe rogan laughing as a replay of dusala'ah-din beheading him plays on the big screen
>The kuffar goes up for a final time, Dusultan has kumar's beloved wife! He begins a speech
>>YA KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS UGLY BITCH FOR REAL, BUT IT'D BE A BIGGER INSULT TO MY WIFE TO NOT RAPE THIS BITCH AT LEAST A FEW TIMES. I MEAN, WHAT WOULD IT SAY ABOUT ME AS A MAN IF I DIDN'T CONQUER THESE INFIDELS?
>Kumar's disembodied head is forgotten about, along with his padded record, as it rolls down an endless staircase, only to be stopped short by a boot on the forehead
>It's tony ferguson
>"Tony! I'm sorry for ducking you! Save me, PLEASE!" cries Kumar
>Tony just chuckles, Dustin already has
>With that, he stomps Khabib's skull in half, ending his pathetic life

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AAAAAAANNNDDD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

What is Tony thinking here?

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BASED

Fuck Corey Sandhagen

you're sick

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What’s your height, reach, weight-class and base martial art?

Face it Khabib haters, your boy Dustin is getting mauled on Saturday. Dagestanis are on a different level

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Kumar is going to get wrestlefucked and locked in the Italian Iceberg for 25 STRAIGHT minutes.

DC was out

youtube.com/watch?v=UGeQOm4FwDQ

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Alhamdulilah

i guess its time to fap

Dustin is gonna shit the bed. Kebab got his whole team of terrorists with him for support, plus the whole arena is filled with muzzies, plus getting wrestle fucked to death

Bookies love him

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where's Amanda Nunes? they always say her name like she's mexican or something

Does anyone actually think Dustin will win? This the same nigga that got flushed by Cub Swanson? Same nigga that got sparked out by Michael Johnson?

He's getting decisioned and you know it. He has heart, but not the cardio

>mma math

I think he has a chance. Khabib took rounds off vs Al and Conor. Dustin has better striking than Al and better cardio than Conor, if Khabib decides to strike for a bit he might get pieced up. That's if Dustin isn't to beat up.

Kumar has all the heart of a pillbug and will shell up and suck his thumb when Dustin begins smashing his fist into the jellied skull of the Dagestani rat. Bet the entire West Bank on Poirier, you'll see. If not? Just start pissing your pants and rocking back and forth once Kumar is beheaded by the Diamond Djinn.

He's not going to strike with his father in his corner, it's leg humping all day

Not MMA math, it's just that Dustbin is indisputably a bum. You simply cannot lose to Scrub Bumson and ever be a good fighter. Ever. Just doesn't work that way. Period.

Take that stale meme post to reddit, you bum ass nigger

poirier will tko khabib and call out nate diaz

I've yet to see a single slip of someone betting on Dustin

he does get tired though, Dustin needs to try and keep off the cage. In open space, Khabib's takedowns aren't as good as against the cage and will likely take more energy. Obviously Khabib is the rightful favourite but Dustin has a chance IMO.

Tony lost to Johnson as well, he's still a great fighter

This unironically

Dustin is an eight time Olympic gold medalist, Khabozo is too scared to shoot on such a tactician. I think the most satisfying ends to this fight: (in order)
>Khabib locked in the Israeli Icicle for 25 straight minutes
>Khabib taps
>Khabib dies via beheading
>Khabib knocked out in 1 second

The brouhaha will be heard across the globe, Putin will revoke Kumar's citizenship, Dagestan will be flattened and remodeled to be a post-USSR collapse bus station, the Moslem people will hail Dustin as the second coming of Christ.

Funny, Israel calling anything a "stale meme." Going to laugh when your country is glassed and the j*w is back to it's rightful place of being discount gypsies!

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He. Lost. To. Cub. Swanson. I don't know how to make it simpler for your peabrain. I don't care who he beats. He could deepthroat Jones and prime GSP both in the same night for all I care. He is still forever a can.

But if that happens they heem the planet samson style

>2013

Cub Swanson

Some dude bet 50 bucks

dubs for dustin.

based

I only bet after weigh ins, ideally right before the fight itself. Anything earlier is caz city

*Before the card

>not getting in the first pick column
peak cazzie

Here's my slip, solid 2 grand on dustin

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>Tf
>Tp
I'm not surprised motherfuckers

>Fighter pulls out
>Lose your slip
Congrats

fuck all of you haters

Conor will be back and he will dominate the 155 division. Keep doubting him you salty bums. Bitterness in your bum souls

>stipe could never beat dc he lost to stefan struve
Shit logic B, dustins losing fer shure but it's not because he lost to a bum in 2013, it's because he's outmatched and mentally breaks under pressure

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Khabooty Niggernugmedopoooff will be destroyed by Al-HAM-DOO-LEE-LAH The diamond pooperschmidt.

What's he waiting on? Is he waiting to burn through his $30 million from his last shit tier performance?

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Cub Swanson

Khabib is a coward who won't take the fight. Right now mcgregor is negotiating with the ufc for other fights. Mcgregor gets a new contract every fight and wme are stingy bastards so it's taking a while.

>"Khabib is a coward"
>Wme is greedy
>*Gets paid more than we'll ever make in our lives in a losing performance*
Really dude? This is how hard you're going to cope for a man who got paid $30 million to tap? Remember "it's just business"

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I want a gf so bad bros

i want to see kebab get heemed so bad

Yep. Both conor and khabib were underpaid in that fight, and so is every fighter in the ufc. Other sports orgs and even mma orgs pay a much higher percentage of their earnings to their athletes but not ufc, nah they don't need to, they can get away with paying them like shit and justifying it by telling them to "make it up with ppvs".

Oh and also conor never said that. Keep using your incel terminology you pathetic leg humper fan

ufc ain't gonna last forever. Eventually everyone will go solo like boxing and make way more money and be way shittier for the fans
ufc needs to pay their fucking athletes

Be honest, you would suck the dick cheese out from under Khabib's sweaty, flaccid, uncircumcised dagestani penis if the opportunity arises. Just imagine feeling his throbbing erection deep inside of you alhamdulilah.

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Only muslims, africans and jews get circumsized. Americans are a mixture of 2 of those.

Yan Xiaonan. Too fucking cute when she fights. She makes these little yells when she strikes and it tugs on my penis

the potatonigger is set for life. why the fuck would he get embarassed again? the best thing that happens is dustin wins and he gets an instant title shot.

t. Gross anteater dick

look it up muslims circumcise how could you not know such things about your brethren?

He absolutely said that. Just because a YouTuber made a video you like doesnt change shit. UFC officially confirmed what he said and if Connie didn't say it, he would send a text to Dana and have them correct the record, but he hasnt.

2019's most flushed lads?

Askren
Rockhold
Eye
Cormier
Cain
Malinaggi

>waah, why isn't it fair
look at this woman

What the fuck are you talking about? Re-read my comment, then kill yourself

>waah, pay more attention to me
look at this woman

Do you guys think Gooby would have handled the Khabib loss better if kebab hadn't chimped out? Gooby has a huge ego but he used to handle losses better so I think if Kebab hadn't acted like an animal Gooby would have propably acted respectful to him after the loss

How's conor's slimey willy taste?

like a woman, only dick on the mind

No, he thought he had it in the bag. He saw a Russian with a padded record and thought it was easy money. He was mind broken and raped on tv. Fucking brutal

Like a woman you can't reason or argue. Not a real woman though a tranny

heem colonialism

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you've lost your composure, dear

Dilate

oh no, it's broken

You will never pass as a woman tranny. Kys

let me guess, you're sane but just can't stop replying

Seriously, we can all tell. No matter how much make up you wear, you will always make normal people feel sick when they see your malformed body

enjoy your sweaty palms, dear

In order
TJ Dillashaw
>heemed by a uber-manlet in under 40 seconds >fucked up his legacy by testing positive and getting stripped of his belt
>suspended for 2 years
Cormier
>flushed alongside his HW legacy by Stipe
>now has 0 belts
>father permaheemed by cancer a week later after losing
Askren
>realistically 0.5-1.5 in the UFC
>was slept in 5 seconds on the receiving end of one of the GOAT heems
Till
>flushed by Jorge in his hometown
>about to get flushed again in MSG

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Enjoy trying to explain that gaping wound to your parents

>waah, I'm not a woman
>proceeds to moan like a whore

i really like this image

best girl confirmed

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Who has the shittiest nickname in MMA and why is it "Fucking" Ben Askren?

Lad you lost. Give it up.

It's funny how when you get mad you revert back into being a male. Is that you NoShame?

Same fag. Dilate. No amount of Conor nuthugging will change the fact he is a bitch who cried for mercy

ah, yes, the feminine intuition kicks in

And then it leaves you when you get mad?

getting frantic, dear?

Again. You will never pass

>waah, I'm not a woman
>desperate for the last word

People will always be able to tell. You will never pass. Just give up forever

Josh Thompson says Khabib has lost mass for an easier weight cut, and will weigh 176 lbs max inside the cage (184~ lbs in the cage before)

oh, dear, why are you so paranoid about men stealing your identity?

best girl confirmed

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You will never pass.

>dude he freaking wrestles bears! BEARS!

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you're a bit of a tart, maybe I'll treat you to dinner

This girl is a tragedy

You will never pass.

I'm more of a Star Wars fan, myself

Trannies like star wars, makes sense.

I'd say attention whore better

dear, this is where us men would share "banter"

Dilate that gaping wound already and take your estrogen, you get moody at this hour

it's been fun, babe, but I'm gonna go watch Never Back Down for like the 100th time. Feel free to confuse another poster with me and keep this going until I'm back

Cringe
Alright lad I apologise for doubting you earlier. You managed to turn it around and win the story. Proud of you.

Based.

>Days away from UFC 242
>Still zero hype for it
>Cazzies have already forgotten about the musrat, and have moved on to Diaz and Masvidal
>Only 3 months away from the year McGrubby is forgotten...
>Holloway EXPOSED
>Not a single name left below 170 that can move the needle
This is the perfect time for Dana to get rid of the divisions below 170. Most people wont even notice.

I think that everything below 170 can be 1 division and it should be freeweight. It will be like midget Pride

He clearly doesn't say that but you're blinded by the ufc hype machine so much that you cant see past their media output.

they "confirmed" it for marketing purposes only, because it looks like good drama

dana doesn't actually run the company dummy, and if conor doesn't have the clout with ufc he used to, to be able to call the shots on what they put out. besides conor probably doesn't give a shit because idiots like you eat it up and it guarantees more ppvs for the rematch

Nice kisses. You need to calm down man, it's only business.

Prime Goobs was a can

(You)

(Cuck)

Clearly Weili Zhang.

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Lightweight - Up to 170lbs.
Middleweight - Up to 200lbs.
Heavyweight - Over 201lbs.

Keep sucking wme dick pussy

>Not a single name left below 170 that can move the needle
*ahem*

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Someone get this man in contact with Dana

Keep sucking dicks

He was winning the decision up until that point too.

Where'd you get this

Izzy if he can beat Whittaker and cure his autism

If he beats Whittaker he will be the new golden goose for sure

I think Colby covingtons problem is his shtick is an unnatural joke that isn't funny but has to be explained and his fight style is pillow fisted boreathon

>I think Colby covingtons problem is his shtick is an unnatural joke that isn't funny but has to be explained and his fight style is pillow fisted boreathon

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Cope

you could already say he is

Why are brazil bros so aggressively stupid? Renzo is just like Eddie Bravo. Both of them are really good BJJ instructors, but they are just dumber than a box of nails off the mat.

>believe you me podcast making fun of schaubs asian jokes
BASEDping

Chad dubs
Virgin dubs

Got a time on that my man?

Dude, bears!

ThisPlease share

Premise: I'm someone with a a shitty family, and being around my family makes me perform worse.

Hypothoses: The UFC hates Khabib and made his 1st title defense in Arabia so his Dad could come and make his son want to die.

... .Thoughts????

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2nd title defense

Around 12:30 on the newest one he says DICEY DICEY to bispings talk about asians

in that case McGregor defended his 145 title 1 time

This could have turned tragic real fast considering El Cucuy's mental state at the time

Post your top boy

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Against who?

I bet 100€

aldo bitch

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dead general

> australia's own dan hooker
good choice

ha! gottem!

Khabib "won" the title against Al in a fight where Al wasn't eligible to win the title and you count that?

Is tickling allowed in the ufc

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Macron will permaflush Renzo

Tony Time

hey spammy

Amateur heemster here.

What form of HIIT exercise do you guys do to support your sprawl-N-brawl style of fighting?

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bought a spin cycle a few years back and I do intervals on it. 30/30 and I'll do 10 sets

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Bases

Watching anatomy of a fighter and seeing those dagestan guys training constantly so much feels comfy.

How do they manage to stick to such training every single day without quitting? I wish I had their mindset.

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BJ wins the rematch. He was caught with a lucky shot right on the button. He has taken harder shots than that before.

it's on fightpass?

fer ser

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nice

Just finished Never Back Down, you still here, dear?

so I started watching this tonight....

Anyone seen it? Seems good so far, but I'm nervous the second act will suck.

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>tfw MJ knocked out both these guys
Where is his title shot?

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Can

What do you think of his gameplan of putting his hands down and yelling "Punch me. PUNCH ME AGAIN!"?
Should he stick to that?

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would suck

Who

No their YouTube channel they upload a lot of videos you'll be shocked how little deron win is

Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier

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looks like Zhang disorganized the thread for the last days,I'm putting it back to normal

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mrs diamond is a duh duh duh duh dimepice for shore

best movie with an mma fighter ever

I think he needs to go back to his old style: not putting your hands down and not telling your opponent to hit you and not actually letting him hit you. It's boring but it works.

youtu.be/JB43XW99hRY

Zoomerbedded

what a tasteless bum

reminder andrade was paid to walk straight in and get heemed to grow grorious ufc in insect land
reminder the interpreter was a party member and his interpreting was basically 'glorious china we are the best'

This couple really GLO'd up 2bh

conor was right
khabib is a muzrat with links to terrorism and would turn his back on america and the west and wipe out every single one of us in a second if it meant total submission to islam
the cuck faggots who support this cunt need to be shot
hoping the diamond heems the worlds best backpack back to mecca

But I thought Islam was the religion of "peace".

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Dustin doesn't stand a chance.

Bet your faith on Khabib

Should i do it lads?

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If Al wasn't eligible for a title fight then El Duckuy never held a belt.

The difference between Khabib and El Duckuy/Dustin: Khabib crushes cans, El Duckuy/Dustin lose to cans.

This is what I'm doing, confident in all of them except Barboza.

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Hope Barbozo wins this. The guy really had shit luck in his fight with Gaethje, that eye poke was vicious and you could see Barbozo's eye being red as fuck even when he was with his wife in the hospital some time later. Dude deserves a break from shitty luck.

Khabib has shown to fade in later rounds.
He also mainly goes to decision.
Tony has unlimited cardio and will wreck him with elbows in the 4th and 5th.
Can't believe the cunt has never bleed in the octagon, fucking ridiculous.

Depends if al gets knocked out by my boy Dan in a couple of weeks desu

It will be so satisfying when Tony wins the true true.

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My thoughts as well, if Barboza loses this fight then I hate to say that he is probably going down the Silva route. He'll probably come out on top though, look at the guys Barboza has lost against, it's not like he lost against Mike Perry or anything like Felder has.

The fact that that fight is the co-main speaks to the quality of this card.

sad

It's a good fight

>Tony has unlimited cardio
Biggest myth spread by El Duckuy cultists. The guy has went ONCE beyond round 3 in his career in a fight where the was literally NO WRESTLING and somehow he now has "unlimited cardio", lmao. Duck cultists are retarded, Khabib at this point has much more proven cardio in wrestling heavy fights that go beyond round 3 and that's precisely the type of fight the Duck will have on his flippers when he enters the octagon to fight Khabib.

Also, only complete cazzies do not understand the difference between wrestling ad striking cardio wise. Hint: wrestling is much more physically grueling, this is why Canor was able to go 10 rounds with Mayweather and gassed in one round wrestling Khabib.

At the top level, Barbozo is trading wins and loses, he's a textbook gatekeeper. Never looked like he'd be more than that. He beats the non-competitors, and loses to the competitors. And he does it in a fun, attractive way. This is the cement that good divisions are made of, the perfect sidekick to a dominant champ. I've always known his place, more people should learn it, and enjoy him.

Davi Ramos is top level bjj, won an adcc by flying armbar if a recall, and is huge for 155. He might be underated against Islam desu

He also gassed like a bitch in his last fight against some can.

Remember: Marcelo Garcia has a 0-1 record in MMA. Being a top level joojitsu wizard doesn't mean you're going to do well in MMA, you have to actually transfer your skills well and every fighters transfers them differently.

It's a great fight you cazzie

for the prelims

This.

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>khabib
>dominant champ

1-2 and 2-1 in their last 3... ranked #7 and #10... yeah it's super lit, thanks for enlightening me, you hardcore fightfan tm.

One of the more satisfying KOs of all time, would you agree?

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>bjj vs wrestler

>bjj specialist vs SMESH wrestlefucker
Islam just sits in half guard throwing punches.

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>Anthony "El Creatura" Ferguson

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Oh say can you see...

too long didn't read champ shit only

Go back to afghanistan to your goats dumb obsessed cunt

Duck cultists absolutely seething and incapable of providing counter-arguments in the face of overwhelming facts.

El Duckuy has had 1 (one) fight in the UFC that went beyond round 3 and it was a purely standup fight. El Duckuy has 0 (zero) fights in the UFC that went beyond the 3rd round where he had to wrestle. Khabib went twice beyond round 3 and all of his fights are wrestling heavy.

>b-but El Duckuy has better cardio because I believe so!
Literal cultists.

too long didn't read champ shit only

Lmao you muzzies are literal sheeps in a herd. You are absolutely obsessed with t sperg and the autists of heem are constantly living rent free in your head. Go back to whatever shithole you're from and stop being a leech in actual societies

>getting baited this hard
Dude have sex unironically
Once you lay there exhausted next to her while pussy juice dries on your dick you will realize just how childish this all is

maybe she'll give you a handy for your work

cumbrains get the bullet first

Cope.

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Reply to this post with who is the TRUE peoples champ

I went with Khabib, Islam, and Muslim for the Islamic trifecta. Also rooting for Barboza but like you said it could really go either way. I like Muslim a lot because of his Wushu background but I really have no idea if he'll pull this one off.

He's back

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Goat pussy

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*heems you*

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>I like Muslim a lot because of his Wushu background but I really have no idea if he'll pull this one off.
That's why I'm sticking to just the top three fights, it's bad enough risking it for Barboza but I don't think I'll go any further. Might change betting on Barboza to just betting on the fight to go the distance because it's too close to call, I get more money back that way too.

Did this fight confirm that Andrade was always a low IQ can who just got lucky in the Rose fight?

It confirmed that she got a big paycheck

Zhang is a legit beast. Sanda skills transfer very well to MMA, because it's basically kickboxing + takedowns. Candrade was always garbage and Rose is a flushed can.

Abana alathie fi asamawat, li yatakadas ismok, li ya’atie malakotok, litakon mashia tok, kama fisama’ kathaleka ala al ard. A’atinia khubzana kafafa yawmina, wa igfer lana khatayana, kama nahnu naghfer la man akhta’a elayna, wa la tudkhilna fit a jareeb; laken najjina min ashireer. Amin

27-1 Inshallah

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Tony

soon brother

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Zhang heems any current strawweight, Andrade's win over Rose exposed real holes in Rose's game. I.e., the ability not to get slammed on your goddamn head.

Would rather have mostly Tfergs than modern german weeb """men""" in my delicious country tee bee H

This

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KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP
KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP
KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP
KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP
KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP
KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP
KHABIB KHABIB PUT HIM TO SLEEP

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Khabib will lose, this time.

Chad shit only

#SnatchJitsu

mobile.twitter.com/DaveFeldmanBKFC/status/1168740045035057152?s=09

Based /knuck/

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Straight up

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Zhang OWES Andrade a rematch

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Tony and Colby.

Imagine not thinking she threw the fight

Dios mío...

Shop this so it looks like dustin is holdin shitbibs decapitated head

Aaand nobody is suprised. Throw the fight in china to open the market even more, get a huge paycheck, then take it back later. I knew it the moment I say Andrade smiling and clapping after losing her championship. She knows what's best for business.

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This
Do sheeple really think that was a real fight lol?

Unironically will khabib be honor killed if he loses?

look at this dude

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BASED Logan Paul is dabbing on the mangled remains of boxings corpse. Lobov bless.

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K E K
E
K

cazzies do, look around on insta/twatter

I pity them
But fuck it atleast I am not a sheep who believes everything blindly

Dyke worshippers in tears

Yes, that's right, Dana. It needs to be you personally. Remember don't hurt her, we still need her for the rematch.

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Come on dude that "fight" was just a coreography

Anyone wanna call me to setup a fight?5853302087

I'm a Transman and have absolute bricks for hands

khachimpout lol

Wtf is a transman

you lads seen this?

twitter.com/TommyToeHold/status/1162170471690973184

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Wake up Zhang

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ummmmm transgender

Wtf is that supposed to mean

This is the spammer and he fucked up this time for real. I checked the number he thought no one would care about and found all the info

Age: 30 - 39
Address: 1650 East Ave
Address (continued):
Suite/Apt./Mail Stop: Apt 11B
City: Rochester
County: Monroe
Country: United States of America
State: New York
Zip Code/Route: 14610
Phone Number: 5853302087
Email Address: [email protected]

what nazi speak is that? Transgender auchwich lebenraub? I'm calling the police.

wat about dangerous dan harrrdy?

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I forgot, who won that fight?! :^)

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There can only be ONE!

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Is this the legendary "champ shit"? The one meant to bring down Khabib?

Bend the knee to Triple C, impostor!

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so will Khabib actually win Khabib-Poirier 2 and tie it up?

Khabib is undefeated

Tony has adhd, he's not gassing out

BJ Penn is undefeated

i think she has to give rose a rematch first?

khabib retires after losing to poirier in the ultimate duck

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Based

Khabib is the new reddit fighter

nobody respect muslims in /heem/

>new

>new

Poirier is the true muslim
Khabib is some mountain hillbilly convert
Poirier will win, God willing

>cuts it right as tony gets out of the mount
lmao nice try akmed

Wake up, Kuffar. It is time for brown exorcism

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kek

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khabib is rehearsing his post lost speech

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Dana forced her to take dive or something happens to her wife so he could get that china money

so will Poirier become the new warden of Mecca when he beats Khabib or does he only become a Emir?

For me its dustullah "black gold" poirahmed

Assdyke is just shit and ran her chin into someone who has power

the khabib's wife

that's the Jones-Cormier Trilogy

beastiality

My wife's son Jamal browses this thread.
I wish to keep his eyes virgin until he turns 21.

why do croats like miocic? he doesn't know a lick of croatian and he only visited the country once.

Desperate for relevancy

>takes you down
>hugs you then lays there for 5 mins

How does Khabin have fans

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because of mudslims

Khabib fans dont watch the fights

His blood is Croatian. People don't stop being ethnically Chinese when they move to America. You just want to eradicate whites.

imagine if christians supported christian athletes
bro atheism is cringe
go to church

Now with blood! :^)

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Know why they call him BJ Penn? Because pretty soon he'll have to start distributing "BJ's" in order to sustain himself financially, since his MMA career and legacy has taken a nosedive

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I'm an atheist and would unironically root for an atheist fighter but I don't know any.

But god doesnt exist

top kek

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grow up

No (you)

HEEM is so based these few last days

great

If God exists, show me proof. Simple as.

Damn Canor fans really are mental

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No after he lost to Nate he cried about getting a rematch and lucky for him Nate really needed a pay day and gave him the rematch. After the Khabib loss he started crying about getting a rematch again only this time Khabib is making him actually earn it and Conor has had a mental breakdown as a result. He's used to getting everything he wants in the ufc and now that he isn't he's turned into a pillowfisted Instagram thot.

blue lips

got an interview tomorrow
bye fags im finally gonna make it while you losers are still gonna be posting schob memes

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You're genuinely a cazzie if you think Conor deserves a rematch

Final version, I borrowed a bit from the other /heem/ster.

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>Got an interview tomorrow
Wow what a big boy

I have a job AND post shlob memes, that's what I call a life

conor wanted to touch gloves in the third and fourth round but khabib was so butthurt to notice all trash talk is only business and proceed to attack innocent people from the crow like the average muslim terrorist he is

Macron deserves it.

You type like a woman

You are seething

takes one to know one :^)

This kid is fuckin pissed lol

>He wanted to touch gloves
Kek he didn't want to touch gloves at the beginning. All that means is Khabib beat some humility into him, which is why Canor had to go "i-it's just business". He had fear in his heart after being 10-8ed in the second round.

Seething. I'm taking a DC right now so it's not big deal to me to piss off some nuthuggers.

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Got a source? For the longest Khabib fans were acting like he wasn't a cutbabby.

YES

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>Dagestanis
All of them are cutbabbies and Zabit's pillowfisted ass got walked down by perennial journeyman Bochniak

I can't believe Khabib lost the Poirier trilogy 0-3
to think Poirier is the only man who can beat him...

I am from the future. Khabib will win against Poirier.

>trilogy
>0-3
don’t you have to win once to get a trilogy?

5 foot 6, 85 inches, shadowboxing for striking and sumo for grappling

See you in two days mate

And then lose to Ferguson

shut up before I ankle pick you

I am also from the future.

Poirier clips khabib behind the ear with a backstepping straight and then tkos him in the second minute of round one

>H-he didn't say it
>Conor never denied it
>Blames ufc hype machine, which is the only reason Conor is a star

based and future pilled

ortega would be better at lightweight

Is this real?

Yes the match against khabib is postponed until Khabib's head's recovered.

He got the whole crowd to boo him during 241 just by them showing his face. He doesn't have a problem he's doing great rn.

>who won that fight?!
Staph.

i hear dastin flushed it down the khazi

Based and Colbypilled!

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Khabib is based

Khabshit Spermshitpoomedov

Khabib is cringe

Conor never supported America don't try to bring us into this. Conor represented the Potato land of Europe, not the west. There's a reason our crowd went wild when Nate made him tap. The US has enough fighters from the US to represent us already.

khabib is crazed

>all these sething virgins not realizing that Khabib is simply too good and Dustin is a can
28-0 and there's nothing you can do except for bitching again

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>Irish
>American
I mean obviously we have much worse to contend with now (like mexicans, puerto ricans, and arabs) and we're basically 56%
but the Irish will never be Americans. they're paddies, micks, and fenians
the worst kind of people. all our problems started with the Irish.

Fighting isn't a beauty contest cazzie

khabib has zero (0) ground game, dustin will drag him into deep waters inshallah and new

Khabib is a padded cutbabby

dirrheashit wifetowelsheepfucktiramisugov

>based schaub makes fun of colby and how his random thots were giving him the cold shoulder
>next interview has some nice bubbly girl draped all over

doesn't Poirier spar with Masvidal and Colby? yeah I'm thinking Kebab is done for

Anyone who denies this is kidding themselves. He put his homeland on the map globally, remains humble, has a rich spiritual life and a close relationship with his father and teammates. Jumping out of the cage like that way pretty egregious, but otherwise he's a model of manhood. And absolutely fucking hilarious when speaking English. Just 100% based all around.

"I have bread, I have water, is all I need. I am mountain guy."

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McGregor is in Abu Dhabi

I have tiramisu, i have goat pussy. Is all i need.

>russia
>khabib's homeland
haha

fuck off sex tourist

Yeah this one, Janeece Sinclair, everyone is saying she legit liked the attention Colby was giving.

I'm guessing because she's more patriotic that the other thots... the other thots looked more liberal.

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>dustin will drag him into deep waters
leviathan dustariq bin poiradid in this ho w aljadid

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am now

do DOGestanis even know where ireland is on a map?!

crazy, isn't it, the one chick with the most clothes on is the least stuck up

based thighland with facts not opinions

>Le Khabib is based because he is muslim

Yeah no, please, Zangief, Conor also has a great relation with his dad, mom, sister, son, wife, daughter and his team mates.

Conor went out of the arena getting cheered while Khabib has beer thrown at his face and booed with no belt.

So much for religion of "peace". I'll stick to loving Conor 4 ever and ever.

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Muzzies in comments during today's Bobert's podcast were producing god-tier analysis

youtube.com/watch?v=Qif-zGadKes

Colby called her the queen of chaos... but she also goes by the name "queen of squats" she's into fitness... also listening to her in this interview she sounds very intelligent.

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No but he's obviously proud of his Croatian heritage and represents it by having the Croatian colours in his fight gear.

Yeah that level is welter weight my man, the moment khabib comes into usman, Colby or Bens cross hairs its game over.

Only complete cazzies don't appreciate world-class wrestling. Go to a wrestling school or an MMA gym on wrestling day, try it out and tell me if you still think ground game is just 'hugging'. Go watch K1 or Must Thai if you don't like wrestling

Do you virgins cntl F your names? Have you never heard of instant messenger?

Good thing Khabob is a 155er who has looked fine making weight ever since he stopped being a retard about it

inshallah

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>he doesn't scroll and scan

>colby making /heem/cels seethe
very based

Serious question. Do they fuck?

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This is some major cazzy shit.

Khabib is getting heemed in the 4th round. Place your bets while you still can

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There are millions of muzzies on this planet mate

based and smifpilled

You know he got got up and mounted the guy after this right? He just needed to get a little more punch drunk first

Kebab Purplenurplememedoc

couldn't even watch passed round 1 of conor vs khabib cuz all khabib was doing was hugging him against the cage

why do you care

Women can't fuck each other, but they probably have intimate physical relations

they need to bring back yellow cards like pride to stop this shit NOBODY wants to watch this

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Smif has such a sympathetic face.

>get BTFO by multiple anons using facts and logic
>repeatedly call them "Khabibsexuals" and "reddit cazzies" until they start getting angry and hurl insults
>call them seething
>close /heem/ tab
>change VPN

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Fuck Khabib and Fuck Conor. I only support American fighters not mountain Muslims or Manlet Gingers.

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Cockdick asspissshitcumbrap

Khabib is so fucking reddit

Arguably this

Dude, cagework is literally one of the pillars of MMA. You legit are an extreme cazzy. I'm not even trying to hyperbolically insult you, you literally don't understand the sport you're watching.

Dustpeen Pissoirpoorier

Based Smif in a cazzie bjj gi

It was weird they didn't stand them up here, but it was happening to Usman a lot in the Woodley fight. They need some damn consistency is shouldn't be so dependent on the ref.

Asshandler Guzzlingshaftcumson

Undefeated 27-0

i invented khapoop and khapee

Wew

wish amanda nunes would beat the shit out of me desu

One can only imagine what goes on in the bedroom with Smirnoff

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>implying you don't admire your bro's tight body and vasculature/musculature
you're all gay

If Dustin walks out to this it would be epic
youtube.com/watch?v=rP9UGgm0r3o

this post was pretty pathetic. hope you get laid eventually bro

no it wouldn't

*respectfully 50-40s khabib*
*invites him to the next day's fishing trip*

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Wish a woman would just acknowledge me.

oh no..... smif is in trouble. let's help him.

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i invented min smolloway and dustpan poopier

question for you: do you fuck?

Khabib is -450 at my book.

No way is he losing.

youtube.com/watch?v=KgRRb0vk0Gw
dustin's walkout song per inside sources

Diarrheabib

Talking about Dagestan, Otto

Gregor is too pure for this world.
Smif has reverse Gustafson curse

I understand what you're saying but hugging against the fence shouldn't go on for longer than 1 minute. after that the ref should break them up

Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!

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Smif is equal part every race on planet. That is what gives him so much heart

Smiff is black. I know this because he beat Gustafsson.

you guys think smith is whither than DC?

yikes

whiter* lel

>the Murderer of Madeiros
>the Purger of Pinchel
>the Ruiner of Rinaldi
>the Garroter of Gonzaler
>the Horror of Holbrook
>the Fucker of França
Monster for sure b

Kevin Pee wrestlefucks Canor for 5 rounds

Too small, too weak and unproven
Khabib kills him

Loo Lee loses another fight and is cut from the UFC

didn’t kevin pepee got outwrestled by RDA the most wrestlefucked fighter in the roster?

Khabitch is gonna get his head knocked off (LOL)

I am a fan of Conor McGregor

sey datch to my faych, fucker, notch online!

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reddit: Khabib and Dustin
Yea Forums: Tony

Kevin Lee beat Al in the second fight. He would have destroyed Cowboy and gotten his rematch with Ferguson without staph and won then he would have destroyed Khabib. But the judges are retarded and gave Al the nod.

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No he gassed out against rda (at WW). RDA would have beat Conor and two division champ Conor would never have existed. Conor doesn't have the cardio or pace to gas out Kevin Pee.

mmm

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khabib will lose due to some sort of injury to his leg

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I met a Russian girl today with a Conor and Tony tattoo.

Bullshit

He couldn't took him down and got gassed. He doesn't understand that fighting at 155 and at 170 are two different things. I hope Firas will teach him something because his old team was fucking atrocious

dang, I almost made the mistake of liking Tony but then you pointed out some nerds like him

BREAKING NEWS:

youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ
youtube.com/watch?v=A7x8TXKZOaQ

Khabib injured according to inside sources! Negotiations with Tony Ferguson to replace him for UFC 242 are now taking place, stay tuned!

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omg his leg is a balloon

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sup, spammy

How will khabib ever recover?

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No really. She also showed me some little DM she had with Ferguson where she mentioned being from the same country as Shev. She didn't like Khabib, like every Russian I have ever met.

...

Having a tattoo of both canner and tony is retarded
Post timestamp and the outsides
I dont believe you a word in these times of vpns, a dude from fhcking kyrgizstan postin here with perfect english

It's night here and I don't care if you believe me. It was just interesting so I thought I should mention it.

kevin "the peenom" pee

Dude you have to make him hold Khabib's head

Colby vs. Khabib would be so fun

This, Andrade 100% stole that win