/hoc/

I'm from the country and I like it that way

this was supposed to be the first song posted. the song played after an organic fight

youtube.com/watch?v=ha7YRNAuuzM

last one should also be replaced by this. went a bit fast on the links

youtube.com/watch?v=N5aix0qCLP8

xXxHockeyIsForNoOnexXx

>would like suggestions
"Walk" by Pantera

cheer up big guy, the hockey is on soon

ooh that's pretty good but I've been looking and I think this wins. walk kind of levels out and this has more of that build and head bangin that the crowd needs. pretty sure muh ahl teams plays all of them for fights though so I may be biased on how my local crowd reacts

youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

found this. bunch of bad choices but a bunch of good ones I didn't consider

youtube.com/watch?v=5EARTcJ48H0&list=PLZWSMk8yOB-fzvZe_CQW08xOOWdxy0q7c

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I have a thing for pregnant chicks.
Bonus points if they’re taller than me.

good hockey fight song

youtube.com/watch?v=nDyq9bppL2E&list=PLZWSMk8yOB-fzvZe_CQW08xOOWdxy0q7c&index=12

maybe when the guy on your team gets into his 2nd fight or save it for his 3rd one in the same night

youtube.com/watch?v=9GFI6Rf-IkI&list=PLZWSMk8yOB-fzvZe_CQW08xOOWdxy0q7c&index=13

/hoc/ is a Christian nation

John 8:12
When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.”

ok but what's your favorite hockey fight song

youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg

that's a goal song

>when the opposing team is trailing by one goal at the end
youtube.com/watch?v=IrwXSfcJmnU
>when your goon is about to fight another team's non-goon
youtube.com/watch?v=6ZeaCohfWsY
>when an opposing player is knocked out
youtube.com/watch?v=qGPT1kfaSEs
>when your goalie does a spectacular save
youtube.com/watch?v=O97a6Y3kiSc
>when an opposing player gets a penalty
youtube.com/watch?v=UIE4UjBtx-o
>when your player scores a hattrick or more
youtube.com/watch?v=wrAEUQAKSzw
>when your player gets a penalty
youtube.com/watch?v=h0Z9C4XO8fA
>when an opposing player get's carried out on a stretcher
youtube.com/watch?v=FwNOmS78q-o
>when an opposing goalie let's in an easy goal
youtube.com/watch?v=ASfVIFUw20Y
>when your team is blowing out the opponent
youtube.com/watch?v=I4qh_9vH1Ww
>when an opposing player dives
youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
>when an opposing player starts a scrum
youtube.com/watch?v=RBLtg2I_0Qo
>when the opposing team takes the ice
youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
>when the opposing team's player who's been caught with cocaine enters the ice
youtube.com/watch?v=3bEUaeG4wH4
>when your player gets out from the penalty box during a break
youtube.com/watch?v=80Hyz4pOXtE
>when the opposing team's star player get knocked down
youtube.com/watch?v=iajZSj1rVbo
>when Arizona Coyotes is in town
youtube.com/watch?v=DECp8LKurKs
>when there's a bench clearing brawl
youtube.com/watch?v=6FU0z52y6R4
>when an opposing player gets an serious injury
youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE
>when your RFA player who's just signed in the middle of the season scores
youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ
>When your instigator draws a penalty
youtube.com/watch?v=mXo6nxt_8KM

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BONUS

>when an opposing player dies on the ice
youtube.com/watch?v=foGkU6x3eSE

god bless sweden for a great post. I am going to go to bed and have a proper response to this tomorrow

Sorry lad all my team does is score goals and win Cups try and catch up

I mean it is quite literally muh teams goal song friend

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speaking of, this is a great fight song if you have a great fighter

youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4

Based threepeat is back on the menu

fun story, when andrew wk showed up for the photoshoot for that album cover and they did his make up he said the blood looked fake and he wouldn't do the shoot. they told him they had to do it that day so he took a brick and came back from the bathroom and then did the photoshoot

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Fuck andrew w.k horsefuckers like him

That entire CD was based. I remember going to the Igloo when it was new and playing it in the car to go see Mario during his return

>Mario during his return
was at a game where he had a 2-0 with jagr on an empty net. mario had 2 goals but gave up the hat trick because jagr was in a close race for the rocket richard

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and by brick I mean he smashed himself in the face with a brick

I guess they guy never showed up with receipts that he sold his wii u and xbox 360 and instruments

I missed the Mario return game because mom scheduled a church family photoshoot at the same time D:

>SCF Game 7
>5 minutes left in 3rd
>home team down 3-2
>away team takes a dumb penalty
>you are the arena dj

What song do you play before the faceoff?

sorry buddy

youtube.com/watch?v=MS4EKsk5e1Q

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>pepsi center
youtube.com/watch?v=o3Tlv7h9I3Y

youtube.com/watch?v=x2wZ1RhOCZU

youtube.com/watch?v=QET4IBYtj3Q

youtube.com/watch?v=yLX69SWcE54

lemieux and crosby were roommates as teammates. name a better roommate duo

lol remember all the trade poodreau tweets after the 1st round elim?

>lemieux had 58 goals in february one year
>he had the 2nd most goals on his team

it's ok he scored 5 goals that night to retake the lead. it was his 3rd 5 goal game

RPH

Bozak and Kessel. They didn't need to be on the same team to win the cup.

wait, hold on. Lemieux and Crosby didn't win the cup together. Nevermind what I said here

rph

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thank you for the laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=rRcRKs9_Hso

whiskey makes me think funny

I hope you wake up feeling well tomorrow and that you enjoyed the youtube links tonight

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Well, I highly doubt I'll wake up feeling well, but the links have been pretty good. Only thing that's missing, is dad humour.

>4:31
>scores a goal
>and throws a bodycheck in celebration
Lemieux > Sweatsky

You guys know about smooth video project? its a program that puts a drawn frame between the original videos frames and doubles a videos framerate. anyways here is a list of free versions. The one I use is 3.1.5, it works perfectly. Its legit as I make webms for hoc all the time

videohelp.com/software/SmoothVideo-Project/old-versions

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It also comes with a youtube link extractor that takes a youtube link and doubles its framerate but it works better with MP4 videos, just to me.

Suffice it to say it will make every hockey video you watch look so much better. It makes it look like its from NHL.com

Kurri - Gretzky - Kariya
Iginla - Lemieux - Jagr
Forsberg - Yzerman - Stastny
Tocchet - Gilmour - Shanahan

Came up with that set of forwards. I originally had Gartner instead of Shanahan but chose shanny because of how versatile he was. I also chose Fedorov instead of Yzerman but knew I needed a right hand shooter. I also went with Kariya because of his speed and skills. Despite playing in the dead puck era, he outscored pretty much every right winger at that time in the NHL, the only players superior to him at that time were Sakic Yzerman forsberg and jagr which were already listed.

Well sakic is my 13th forward. So many good players left off though. Had Bossy instead of Kurri but if you think of this as every one of these guys in their primes and given modern day equipment it's pretty easy to pick kurri because of his defensive accumen

*selanne* as well

Stastny is overrated you could've chosen Lindros instead of that nordique faggit

Hull Lindros Hull
Ovi Sakic Bossy
McDavid Nieuwyndyk Sundin
Federov Datsyuk Bure

Uh oh I won

>no Crosby
>one of you faggots even have McMeme

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I was going to add Crosby but then I realized I'm not retarded

>tfw it's the first year I dont have to go back to school
cant shake the feeling that I have to prepare my notebooks

I only chose players in their natural positions. As far as I know stastny was a winger. My team isnt perfect but still pretty good

Yeah I like yours too

Never mind stastny was a center. I guess replace him with bossy and flip Forsberg over to the right side for a one time with yzerman

Just have yzerman play wing and forsberg play center I don't think forsberg ever played wing in his career and yzerman played wing from like 2002-2006

>be on stacked erie team
>cant even make memorial cup

McD is small game player

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Naslund Forsberg Jagr
Zednik Demitra Hossa
Madden Draper Lehtinen
Brashear Malhotra Laraque

Pronger Boyle
Tarnstrom Aucoin
Gill Bouillon

Kiprusoff
Roloson

huomenta

good mornin' y'all

Day after holiday always feel sluggish and the work week while abbreviated drags on.

Morning

*siemaisee*

real coffee hours

good morning but the opposite

just made my heckin doggo a cute heckin pupper surprise xDDD

DAE just LOVE reverse searing lol

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>hes still going

Holy fuck guess what

ovechicken butt

>unironically defending meme searing
yikes

>>/ck/

Gotta take my morning marner

someone has been eating their fiber

hope you dont end up paying dearly for that

asphinctersayswhat

wut?

Huh?

95163545
95163671
95163724
Who are you retards quoting?

Gotta say Sweden is becoming Grease-tier extremely quickly

Well, we once took a sauna with my uni friend.

>drink beer and play vidya together
>"hey, wanna go to sauna?"
>put sauna on
>drink more beer
>get naked
>start play fighting because you are good bros
>play fight gets wilder
>fall on bed togehter
>both blush so much
>"ahem, I think the sauna is ready"
>go to shower togehter
>friend asks me to wash his back
>spread soap all over his cute back
>accidentally hand touches but
>"teehee, it's cool. Now I shower"
>go inside sauna
>get close because sauna is so hot
>my thigh touches his thigh
>get boner
>he sees it and looks me in the eyes
>kiss, kiss so passionately
>hands are moving on their own
>feel each others bodies
>have steamy sex in sauna...

>/int/posting

/hoc/ more like seething and obsessed

cringe

Finns are fucking disgusting. Literal subhumans.

t creatura

cringe

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>nhl is literally the only sports league to have gay ambassadors

Stop pretending hockey isn't gay. It is the gayest.

I want to see homo kissing instead of fights in the nhl

Where's Shaw when you need him?

...

exploiting trannies

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torts boiling

*baking

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clever girl

back to /r/hockey

ice

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ha ha wienerpeg

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Werenski is going to sign first, he doesn’t want to miss training camp

Lol it’s a McMansion he had some guy put it together in a week

what a waste of resources

It’s made with fiberglass and ply wood, it’s going to fall apart in 5-10 years

which is a massive waste of resources
our disposable lifestyles are choking our planet

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Fiberglass can be made with recycled materials and so is plywood
It’s actually a fantastically efficient building using very little raw resources
It’s also very biodegradable leaving nothing left and mulches the ground once decomposed

youtu.be/WuQQby6M9ps

fiberglass is full of epoxy resin which is not biodegradable at all
plywood is made from new timber in most cases, you are thinking of osb or particle board from recycled materials which are both shit for building material and full of plastic glues which dont degrade

For me, it's Jari Curry

youtu.be/MJz38pvgChs

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about to do my morning Marner

Prefabs are not usually made from new timber, it’s usually old lumber taken from old houses and reused re treated and recycled, the insulation fiberglass is reused as well as recycled to make new insulation, it’s cleaned up at the factory and or remade and resold, it’s cheaper than making new insulation from raw material
Ply wood is heated and mashed together, any glue used disolves and acts as a sealant, one decomposition happens the glue is washed off leaving only decomposing wood, not much glue is used, also ply wood is recycled still

>Prefabs are not usually made from new timber,
maybe in your neck of the woods
in canada we have enough new timber that prefabs are made from it
no one fucking recycles insulation around here either -- it goes to the landfill with the other garbage
> one decomposition happens the glue is washed off leaving only decomposing wood
plastic based glues/resins dont just wash off with water you dope
if they did they would be useless as building materials

As the wood decomposes mate, glue bonds break after 10 years, that’s why those houses literally fall apart, never buy a prefab

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There was one kid in my school who had one I got to play it a few times

bro-tier science at best
homes have been made with plywood and other composite materials for 40+ years

Rip Niklas Kronwall

lads that morning marner was extremely large and painful

eat a vegetable for once in your life that isnt a potato

>extremely large and painful

just like marner's contract

I had a big salad for lunch yesterday with tomatoes, onions, cukes and peppers in it

Lads I got two days of three 75 minute classes and three days of two 50 minute classes

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First 3 years of archived CWHL games. Had to use wayback machine but I got them. They feature all the usual suspects you would know but also some others you may have forgotten about. 2013 doesnt feature a whole lot of recognizable names as they are busy at Olympic centralization but 2014-15 has Spooner, Johnston, Bonhomme, Decker, Knight, Ouellette etc... I think Calgary also had Wickenheiser starting in 2015-16. No Meghan Agosta though which is sad

2013-14
pastebin.com/dpuMQzeT

2014-15
pastebin.com/fjrM3jbD

2015-16
pastebin.com/sVWwVyyt

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who tells lies on the internet

For me, it's already having graduated college summa cum laude.
Thank christ it's over.

no one has posted hilary knights feet

sunbelt “”””people”””” when they pretend to like hockey

I don't have that fetish.

CPL 2019 starts tomorrow, lads. Even better, the season will be wrapping up right as the hockey is coming back on.

Who do you rate? For me? It’s the Guyana Amazon Warriors.

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I'm a sunbelter and I love hockey.

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why dont you attend the games in person then

thats a serious yikes

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I do!

Sorry, lad. >We love hockey here, too.

sunbelt ha ha more like FUNbelt

She was a qt in Vancouver. Hard to believe it's been almost a decade :^/

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post a ticket stub with timestamp then

No you don’t. That’s an absolute lie. Sunbelt is for college football and the Atlanta Braves.

>a ticket stub
They're all digital now. They're on the phone I'd have to take a picture of it with.

so take a screenshot of the receipt print it out, timestamp it then photograph it and post

>and the Atlanta Braves
I don't know anyone who gives a shit about some boreball team two states away.

Imagine

>arguing with eternally seething snowbelters
For what purpose?

Not arguing, lad. Just sharing what I actually see >here.

>Muh sun

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friendly reminder that the sun is the natural enemy of ice
from this we can assume that the sunbelt is the natural enemy of ice hockey

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Hockey is for short mexican lovers (male) west of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line and no one else.

not sure that’s accurate to be honest

Friendly reminder that Canada's team, the Toronto Maple Leafs, haven't won a Stanley Cup since the year nineteen, sixty-seven.

>sixty-seven
clap clap clapclapclap

Reminder that the sun is always trying to kill not only humans, but the earth itself. Cancer, climate change, global warming, radiation. All the suns fault

The sun is evil. The sunbelt is evil

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Sunbeltniggers out of my hoc

Friendly reminder that USA's national men's team, the United States men's national ice hockey team, haven't won a Olympic gold medal since the year nineteen, eighty.

finna HEEM the sun lads

Snowbelt seething this morning

rent free

You could even say that they're... melting.

>hockey

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would go so far as to say they are steaming boiling and evaporating

sunbelt gay and retarded as usual

wew lad

this accurately describes sunbelt ice

more snowbelter cope for my snowbelter cope/cringe compilation

>scientific fact
>coping mechanic
based dum dum sunbelt poster

lads, don't let (((them))) divide us
/hoc/ is best when it is united

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If one would examine the procents it’s clear the sunbelt is NOT fit for ice

absolutely bootyblasted

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Can barely stand on lumpy, half melted sunbelt ice

>posts an image of a character that cant survive in sunbelt conditions to insult a snowbelter
top tier bants dum dum

thinking you might be a little upset lad

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and there it is
the quintessential
>umad
post yet again
the epitome of sunbelt insults

calls em likes I sees em

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thats ok lad, we already established that you are of low intelligence

>we
what position on team /hoc/ do you play? ball fluffer?

sunbelters and gay thoughts
one true pairing?

/hoc/ more like angry virgin neets argue about nothing all day

are you being kind lad

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maple syrup and bacon

canadians like to be bullied because their prime minister told them that losing is winning

Sunbelt is based and redpilled (except Tampa)

t. albortion

Sunbelt sucks, I'm sweating my fucking ass off here.

t. laffer
>1967

what gives you that impression

Just a hunch, was I right?

no, you werent
next time dont assume it makes you look dumb

>Texass
Yikes

Good morning Raiders Nation™ (Formerly Knights)

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sunbelters are frens

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>everybody is taking about their fantasy niggercollide team
going to burn this entire city block to the ground lads

Can't wait for hockey season to start

I can accept this judgment.

I have a book that I found called the "Utimate Book Of Hockey Lists" and it has some good ones. Even though it's from 2008 it still holds up.

He has the greatest Canadian players of alltime list as follows

1.Wayne Gretzky
2.Bobby Orr
3.Gordie Howe
4.Mario Lemieux
5.Maurice Richard
6.Doug Harvey
7.Jean Beliveau
8.Bobby Hull
9.Patrick Roy
10.Eddie Shore

Wondering where you would slot current players within this list. Crosby is there for sure

Which city block?
t. not FBI

t. albortion

based coward not actually naming his team like always

Crosby at 5

you didnt ask me to name my team
you asked me if you were correct

He wouldn't tell you even if you asked him

The one by PNC Arena

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>you
different poster, lad
but let's have that team

I support the Las Vegas Golden Knights (dare I say we're back?) as I suspect most of you do as well.

There are no city blocks by PNC, it's not downtown. It's surrounded by trees and a college campus.

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The only acceptable answer. He is the best of this era by far but will never surpass the impact of the top 4

Yeah it’s all getting burned to the ground in a Shermanesque March to HEEM the entire sunbelt

I, for one, love our (south) Albertan friends.

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Amazing thread, one of the best.

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She wants you semen, user. She will ask you

"Please user, fill me with your semen. Impregnate me!" You ejaculate in her while kissing passionately. Her fertile uterus accepts all your sperm and a healthy baby grows in her.

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you 2 big guy

Love Johnny America
Love Lanny
Love the gary
Hate edmonton
Simple as

I walk wherever my erection points, there is no stopping.

Well ain't that somethin'

The fuck does that say

low test 90 degree erection spotted. I would have to fly to heavens.

The word that you left out at the start of your own sentence. Are you dyslexic?

what

My b the gif wasn't loading

I always thought my benis was broken because it did this.

>My b

upward erection is best for the pleasure.

I stopped getting boners

pusy

They wake me up in the middle of the night and I fucking hate it.

Then you should look into it. You should be getting boners till you're like 50 at least. You need more testo.

does it play loud music?

Fill me with Finnish bull test

You would die

np: Italobrothers - Stamp On The Ground

No, I just get a boner that's so hard and painful that it wakes me up.
It usually goes back down if I get up and go to the bathroom or something, but if I try to just lie there it never goes away. And it's so fucking hard to fall back asleep after that.

wank more in the evening.

It doesn't make a difference either way.

do you see erotic dreams?

Only very rarely, maybe once or twice a year, and there doesn't seem to be any correlation to anything else on the nights that I do.

Dude, go see a doctor. It is your willy after all.

What a gay conversation

Thanks for trying to help, Finland.
You're a true friend.

Are you depression?

no problem, friend

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>papi? when the hockey stars?

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ass?

Please don't call me that. I've told you how uncomfortable it makes me.

>/pol/ hates this
Grim

pay the man, kyle.

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He should be fine, they have a ton of cap room to play with right?

Watching "Waterboy" and thin king about /ice/

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Yep. I would strongly advise that you remain frightened.

Love hockey

for me, having a player at crosby's level in the modern age puts him ahead of guys like lemeuix and howe
maybe even orr
sidney's dominance in today's nhl/international hockey isnt something to be taken lightly
howe had no competition since they were unique elite talents during their era
lemeuix/orr's careers were tainted by injury/illness not something directly in their control, but still had massive impact on their legacy

the great one stand alone and it would take someone exceeding his achievement to overtake him

which is funny since cold water is detrimental to hydration

cucks

that's probably a mini fridge

You're probably an idiot or blind

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thinking about mämmi

you boys excited to see mr. Kessel skate around some fools in twelve (12) days?

Had to take another marner.

FUCK

>yotes
>kongs
>shorks

>rags

GO

>knights

K A A P O
A
K
K
O

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Anybody have any sweet Ovechkin webms?

>Ovestin

thinking about benis

BUST
U
S
T

for me, its the vancouver canucks

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I eat ass

that's derogatory

Not if she likes it.

>he doesn't have the power of /beav/ between his pipes
Never gonna make it

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>she

protip: don't let your crib get filthy because it will be a fucking pain in the ass to clean and takes forever

t. subject matter expert

Terrified that Finland means an actual crib here.

>70 million for 7 years

who the fuck goes by bobrov between the pipes

quit thinking about children you pedo rapist

what happens when utica ends up ruining hoglander? i recall very similar hype over previous 2nd round picks like lind/gadjovich (you could even include dahlen even tho >we didnt draft him) and their careers have basically fizzled out after a year down on the farm.

just taking a shower

Imagine living in Hogland.

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Why would someone rape a pedo?

To assert dominance.

to establish dominance in prison

you are looking at it from the wrong perspective
höglander is an overachieving manlet since he excelled against younger people that are similar in size to him
his number in the latest SHL season are way more telling of his true potential (14 points in 50 games)
utica and the ahl as a whole are going to test his ability to play the game as expected at an nhl level, which means older players with big bodies
its up to him to push the envelope here, coddling him wont do anyone any favours

I’m the paterfamilias of /hoc/

>kariya
>tocchet
>shanahan
>gilmour

business idea: professional sauna lessons from binlan

you dont become sauna golum champion by revealing your secrets

it might be a hot female pedo

Just because a girl is hot doesn't mean that it's okay to rape her, Finland.
You're actually not supposed to rape anybody.

why are you twisting his words?

what is included in a benis examination?

I'm really not.

if rape is not okay, how come NHL allowed blue jackets to do what they did to poor blots?

a sexy milf

Do we still
>rags
?

sign me up

now and always

1. Penguins
2. TM Leafs
3. Bruins
4. Capitals
5. Islanders
6. Canadiens
7. Lightning
8. Hurricanes

1. Stars
2. Flames
3. Sharks
4. Red Wings
5. Wild
6. Canucks
7. Blackhawks
8. Coyotes

Thoughts?

just started listening to dumb people town

Is that a documentary about Toronto?

Ranked from most reddit to least?

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sklar brothers podcast

wow so a small undersized player was able to do well on large yuroice. utica hasnt developed a significant canuck player since they replaced the moose as the farm. jakke is the only current canuck player to have spent any significant time down in utica, and i would hardly say utica "developed" him. redemption arc aside, he is still hugely underachieving for a 6th overall pick. so many people give jimbo credit for good drafting, but 2 of his 4 top 10 picks (virtanen/juolevi) arent looking too good so far. even if you include players from later rounds like gaudette or brisebois or lockwood, they look like they could be decent, but they are hardly late round steals like tampon bay makes. im really starting to see the cracks in the jimbo train.

If these are the 2020 playoff seeds then you're out of your goddamned mind.

Tell me about Lord Stanley

Actual rankings:
1. Sharks
Don't give a fuck about the rest.

Daily reminder that in terms of homegrown talent the list goes

1. Ontario
2. Minnesota
3. Quebec
4. Alberta
5. Michigan
6. BC
7. Saskatchewan
8. New York
9. Manitoba
10. Nova Scotia
11. Massachuesttes
12. PEI
13. Northwest Territories
14. Illinois
15. California

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why are wongs in west?

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absolutely based

*checks how many cups they've won*
Hmm

got salty while playing '19 lads

>get penalized near the start for some dumb shit the other team's AI did
>"alright fuck this"
>31 minutes penalty time
>25-ish hits compared to the AI's 4
>4/9 power play goals allowed
>still won 5-4, with 4 being short handed
>didn't even go for the free EN when the AI got desperate at the end

business idea: 2019-20 season lockout until RFAs sign

Kitties

>with 4 being short handed
were you the shorks and the cpu the silver peons?

Need the TV deal to add leverage. The show must go on

It'll be more of a personalized lockout, just affecting the RFAs themselves, while the rest of the league gets on with their lives and the boomers take over.

>Saskatchewan
>not top 5

>utica hasnt developed a significant canuck player since they replaced the moose as the farm
this is a byproduct of the significant talent drafted by the canucks entering the nhl directly (which was a result of high first round picks)
biega played through the utica system and is becoming a force on the canucks roster
>but they are hardly late round steals like tampon bay makes
this is a really hard comparison to make since the lighting are a complete team (on paper at least) which means that subbing in 1 or 2 developing players has less of an impact on the roster

the canucks are a transition team in terms of talent, only a handful of players are truly competent at the nhl level which means subbing in prospects has a much greater affect on the performance of the team

>(shitty) pedo power rankings
Yuck

Who are you quoting?

sasky boys are easily the highest talent/capita pool of players

Awful posts, I expect much better from my fellow Americans

Reminder the blues took the saskachewan pill

shut it fatso

Take a guess

The voices in your head

Yep.

I can only assume this was (You) then

Fuck this professor he’s a sunbelter

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Finland
Give me the procents

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No

>say something stupid
>hide behind anonymity
>never stand for anything
>nothing changes
Every fucking day.

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2 of them have spent time in the ahl. virtanen and juolevi, and i understand juolevi has injury issues and we still havent seen him yet, but both players are hardly living up to their draft spot so far when, especially if you compare them to players drafted slightly after them. but those are the picks jimbo should be expected to him a homerun with. he needs to be able to draft a few decent players in later rounds to really be considered a good scout. i know tampa is basically the anomaly when it comes to drafting players in later rounds. im just saying if he could draft at least 1 player like that, then it would be alright to consider him a good scout/drafter. if you ignore the first 2 rounds of the draft gaudette is basically the only later round pick he has made that has shown any real nhl potential.

based wall of text poster

Welcome to 4channel, enjoy your stay

i was on the jimbo train for a while im just starting to see the cracks

>still posting this whore

POST OR BAN
I GUESS THEY NEVER BAN, HUH
YOU GOT A JANNY
I BET HE DOESN'T WARN YA

Why are my coworkers so fucking retarded?

>"Hi."
>
>*deletes 1,000 e-mails all day*

>do you want to go out for some drinks after work?

Mine are more annoying than retarded

we are all spartacus

Top Trains
1. Pain Train
2. Bullet train
3. Midnight train going anywhere

Spart/hoc/us

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as far as jakke goes, he really only spent 1 season in utica long after he was forced at play at the nhl level, if anything his recent success can be directly attributed to his season spent at the ahl
i agree juolevi cant be discussed since his issue is injury related

expecting every gm to be able to produce prospect gold from coal tier picks is a bit of a stretch
your take on bennings drafting prowess is more accurate than most would let on, especially with guys like petey and brock stealing the show, but i still believe in jim he has shown other appreciable aspects that at least help in his case to remain as a productive member of canucks management

its extremely easy to armchair gm with hindsight

>no night train
Shit list

I still have a headache from the last time
I drank that in about 2006

and now they are champions
rmyt

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imagine the smells

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pleasant shade of green

the outdoors smell terrific

this imposter is not my lauren

Did they lez out after this?

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Two women, one has hand inside thigh, booty shorts. They are between lez sessions when this picture was taken.

My dick is in my hand at this very moment.
t. not Ted

um yeah that's not giant eagle

is this "your" lauren?

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For me it’s heinens or giant eagle

Just had sex with gross pussy, it smelled like week old garbage

Any port in a storm, I guess?

For me? Giant Eagle and based Wegmans

Yeah, I’d been on the sea for 8 months lad
I was dry on a sea

For me, it's Food Lion, for Everyday Low Prices.

This list is upside down

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Giant eagle gives you more money on gas than any other grocery

for me, it's the piggly wiggly. proof that the customer can help itself

our lauren

>he doesn’t like journey
YIKES

she is missed lad

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Love Journey, love tripfag spics getting BTFO by the pain train more

Also, today is Kronwall appreciation day

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Press F to pay respect

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S

>albertans being rude again

hes retired, not deceased
dont see you asking for respects for justin williams

tbf Justin Williams just "stepped away from the game," whatever the fuck that means. He's not technically retired.

Do you find it weird that I care more about a swede that played for "my team" his whole NHL career than I do about Justin Williams?

You don't see me being rude to J.M.

Why is Sweden even allowed to post in /hoc/?

Because I said so now frick off

FUCK you.

why do you expect others to share in your respect then?
also ignorance is rudeness

and kronwall is moving into upper management of the wings franchise
neither player died

Thanks friend

I never said I expected them to.
So I take it you've been rude to J.M too then

Hecka frickin rude

now playng

youtube.com/watch?v=a7z6zRbGhfg

I like Sverige. They used to be /hoc/s darling, but ever since last offseason they've become more and more disliked. The only ones that still post are the ones that don't care about if people think they're rude. Oh and that one based detroit ass-poster.

making today "kronwall appreciation day"/asking people to pay respects is high expectations lad

would be nice to see sweden have this kind of appreciation for a non-swede

>Oh and that one based detroit ass-poster.
What, the off-topic nigress ass-spammer?
That's just one of many reasons that /hoc/ hates Sweden.

sup bitches

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based

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hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/tkachuk-wants-5-years-flames-want-to-avoid.2683355/
>Again, the issue here is term. I think the Tkachuk camp led by Newport Sports would prefer five years while the Flames want to avoid that. I think there’s been talk of shorter-term scenarios and also longer-term but again like most teams, avoiding five years where the players go straight to UFA is what this is about for the Flames.

>And I’m not sure a whole lot has changed since the June draft when both sides met.
Therefore, I don’t think it’s any surprise that it’s September and like many other RFAs, Tkachuk remains unsigned.
>“I mean you’d certainly want everyone signed but it’s not shocking, no,” Treliving said on Tuesday. “And so, all you do, and it sounds boring and cliche, but you just keep working away at it. So that’s what we plan on doing. These things take time. We haven’t even started training camp yet. I always remain confident and positive that you’ll get it put together. It’s unique here with all the guys (around the NHL) that are there. But that doesn’t necessarily change everyone’s individual approach. You just keep working away at it.’’

Thank you for believing I have the power to decide what day it is.
And yes, I was asking people to, I was not demanding or expecting people to.

I guess the same thing (but reversed) could be said about you.

>And yes, I was asking people to, I was not demanding or expecting people to.
you declared it and now are backpedalling since you are met with strife

hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/avs-and-rantanen-hung-up-on-term.2683351/
>In this situation, I believe both sides are further away on term rather than dollars.
>Which is a theme for many of these current RFA negotiations. Just like Carolina would have wanted Aho for eight years instead of the five years they will get after matching the offer sheet from Montreal, the same is true for many of these negotiations.
>“I prefer longer myself,” Sakic said. “With our situation, we want to get Mikko done long term. More than the five years. We prefer long term and hopefully, we can work towards getting that accomplished that here.’’
>On the flip side, again staying away from five years where the player walks himself into unrestricted free agency, the other solution is a shorter-term bridge deal which I think has also come up in talks between the Avs and Rantanen’s agent Mike Liut. My sense is that they’ve exchanged offers and counter-offers but nothing close at this point.

hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/lightning-and-point-haven’t-had-much-discussion.2683353/
>This is the one that surprises me the most. I think because of the culture established in Tampa with the contracts that Nikita Kucherov, Victor Hedman and Andrei Vasilevskiy signed, I had that feeling that Point might be the first of the high-end RFAs to ink a deal this summer.
>I was wrong.
>Both Tampa GM Julien BriseBois and Point’s agent Gerry Johansson declined to comment on how talks were going. My sense, quite frankly, is that there haven’t been that many discussions this summer between the sides. But that certainly should change now with the specter of camp around the corner.
>Johansson, I’m told, is meeting with Point on Wednesday in Calgary to further strategize with his client.
>Point had a hip procedure done after the season but it sounds like he’s right on schedule in his recovery and should be ready for the start of the season.

binlan why

thank you pro scout for providing us with this insider knowledge

Yes, I declared. And you seem to have accepted my declaration. Thank you for doing so, but I'm not sure why you did.

i wanted you to admit that you only care about swedish players and you did

pretty rude if you ask me

was it CIA?

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Daily reminder

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Reminder the blues won on #grit

Can you please point out where I wrote that I only care about swedish players

clearly a KGB hit, lad

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the lack of empathy for williams
made it clear
youre welcome to reestablish this postion

Caring more about one player does not mean that I don't care about another player.

What was he thinking?

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ill be patiently awaiting the justin williams/niklas kronwall co-appreciation day update post :)

>amputating limbs with a snowcat before dumping the body in a crevasse
those Russians are cold SOBs

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Me too :)

Feeling like I'm really getting along with this canadian lads, thinking I got a new friend tonight! :)

I don't have any friends

Neither does he.

Then what am I to you? :(

The Finn must fear the Swede

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you wanna be my only friend? we can play golf together

Yikes

Of course! I don't own any golf clubs, and I've never played. But I'd love to go for a round with you.

that's ok I have 2 sets of clubs both less than 2 years old. I only have one putter though we'll have to get another

Awesome! A putter shouldn't be too hard to get ahold of. I might be able to borrow one from some colleagues

sweet lookin forward to it

you will regret this, knave

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youtube.com/watch?v=M7tovM7VtqM
is this his last good hit?

me too friend, gonna be good

you queers know that this is never actually going to happen, right?
you're just larping

you don't know that

>he's never hung out with his /hoc/ bros in real life
How sad

I've got a pretty good hunch.

I don't know for sure if I'm honest, but it might very well be

do you know what happens when you make assumptions?

literally this

I'm usually right.

best post of the thread

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for me it's fry's

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Is Johnny Gaudreau overrated?

Fry's is an electronic store lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry's_Food_and_Drug

more like johnny invisibleintheplayoffs

Philadelphia Fryers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry's_Electronics

yes i have both in my area

Cackling over here lad

those pens jerseys were kino

Johnny Gaudreau=disappear in playoffs
Barclay Goodrow=appear in playoffs.

As an Avs fan I really enjoyed seeing him on the verge of tears for most of that series

You guys were a really difficult opponent for the Sharks. MacK is a monster that dismantled the flamers.

Regular season please start

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Based

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goodrow has 2 goals in 22 games

More goals than Johnny """""""""""hockey""""""""

That was a great moment. Didn't think he'd get the series winner

well johnny has 4 goals in 20 games, but i see your point

guadreau, monahan and lindholm were shut down that entire series. They also had their defense turtle up and smith took like 40-50 shots a night. They need a boost on defense ironically

Goodrow = 22 playoff games
Gaudreau = 5 playoff games (0 goals)

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The math checks out. Goodrow is gooder than Gaudreau

goodrow'd 22 games includes multiple seasons so idk what stats you are drawing from

Besides the obvious Backstrom, Crosby, Malkin, and McDavid, who are the best playmaking centers?

barzal and im not being biased. He can be a great playmaker

Gaudreau needs a boost(er seat) as well

*coughs in hand*
Who has a series winner?

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the flamers need some forwards who can grind a corner besides tkachuk

he can do well, but sheesh he had a terrible series. The missed penalty shot just summed it all up for him
no. The flames need a good goalie behind the pipes, and to keep that #grit game strong. The mannlet rise just makes it easier for a grind game lol

They need some Big Bodies

Sorry, it was 20 games

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better raise a banner in to commemorate the achievement

well that too but they need a lot of things
most teams do

got the next OP pretty much lined up, but I'm open to requests for any last-minute additions

Who do you think we are? Nashville?

imo, the flames still have a solid core of defense, but the price of trading for hamonic has cost them getting a good young defenseman in dobson (assuming they would have drafted him) and bolduc (who is also another good defenseman).
The flames are in need of getting THAT performance at the next level. They can score and at will, but their goaltending isnt amazing. They'll still win the pacific barring vegas or arizona of all teams doing well, but the flames need a deep postseason run

it better feature a recently retired nhl player or riot

Speaking of big bodies...why is Virtanen so THICC

yes i do

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Finnish blood

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He got a Helsinki face and a Karpat booty

ha ha Bulju :-DDDDD

...

Ive heard this alot, care too elaborate?

Now this is just cute

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Matter of taste, I actually prefer 30fps for hockey.

imagine unironically thinking lindros is better than statsny lol

>ICE
>at the bottom for the last 4 seasons

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