SEA: DK Metcalf practices, likely to play Week 1
CIN: Bengals LT Glenn still in concussion protocol
GB: Jimmy Graham (finger) limited Monday
CHI: Trey Burton (groin) officially limited Monday
IND: Colts give QB Brissett new 2-year, $30M deal
FA: Ravens release injury-prone RB Kenneth Dixon
MIN: Vikings sign former Redskins WR Josh Doctson
DAL: Cowboys RG Zack Martin expects to play Sunday
LAC: Report: Melvin Gordon won't report for Week 1
DAL: Cooper 'thinks he's good to play Sunday'
/nfl/ general Vinny Testaverde edition
Cooper Reyes
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Kevin Baker
Colts desu
Owen Jones
Yes! I am a fan of the New England Patriots!
Luis Edwards
The kansas city chiefs support anime (pic unrelated)
Liam White
Based!
Jordan Walker
imagine the look on *** ***'s face when he opens this thread
Luke Ortiz
based /nesn/posters
Jonathan Adams
Anime is the most degenerate form of cartoons. I only watch biblical cartoons. I recommend The Prince of Egypt. This is safe for both Jews and Christians.
Adam Perez
Enjoy your three day vacation. We aren't doing this again.
Joseph Martinez
If you watch anime, you are a virgin. Full stop.
Juan Kelly
Xth for the Bears get at least 10 wins, Dennehy at O Line, Berenger at tight end.
Aaron Adams
anime is for fucking virgins, I wish you anime matching incels would just kys already jesus fucking christ
Camden Campbell
Reporting a report is against the rules.
Daniel Gutierrez
>not veggie tales
Joshua Powell
Is it true if you start watching anime, you start HRT shortly after?
Gavin Reyes
>implying
Ian Diaz
Best fans in the /nfl/.
Easton Walker
if u watch anime u can learn a second language and expand ur mind
Oliver Lee
>the same autist is still spazzing out over Anime
David Garcia
The only thing an anime viewer expands is their asshole.
Ian Stewart
Once the dust has settled, who will be considered better?
Chase Garcia
I find it funny he's shitting all over cartoons when it's well know he's into cuck porn.
David Jenkins
How are they even in the same conversation? Rodgers is legitimately a one-season wonder.
Ayden Young
>RedditBay
Gabriel Sanchez
this is the goat?
Zachary Gutierrez
>literally 8 years ago
Ayden Taylor
>yfwtdcwtsb
Easton Gonzalez
advanced stats such as td-int ratio peg Rodgers as the all time best
Angel Carter
um...how does this happen in a Super Bowl?
Daniel Rogers
This image has been falsified.
Jeremiah Jones
Why do the Steelers never change their defense?
Luis Long
archive.4plebs.org
Perhaps the archives are complete. YIKES!
Noah White
Should I move to Boston if I want to get a qt azn gf? Rent is pretty high, but I can afford it. Do you think it'd be a good idea to sell my car? I'm not so sure if I'd need one in Boston. Also, alterativley if I were to get an apartment in in Quincy how long do you think the commute would be from Quincy to Brighton? My job hours would be 7a-7p I'm Brighton.
Ayden Price
they let a back-up QB do this to them? This is the greatest sports dynasty ever?
Brayden Anderson
Look for a place near the redline and it's about an hour.
Isaac Anderson
this banter works better when NE isn't defending champs
Liam Baker
Fpbp
Nathan Ramirez
They literally have nothing else.
Evan Johnson
Patriots will get 4 3rd round compensatory picks next year.
They would get more but it is capped at 4 total compensatory picks.
Asher Williams
>beat a team that shouldn't have even been there
>legitimate champs
nope
Luis Turner
How many if it wasn't capped?
Jonathan Bennett
Why so salty on this lovely Labor Day evening?
Nathan Garcia
sure thing kiddo
Daniel Smith
holy FUCK you're posts are making me rage
Asher Stewart
Where should I go to buy this?
Caleb Carter
No. I used to be adamantly against anime. However I was always interested in watching this one anime that I saw late at night on toonami as a young when I was on vacation. I had no idea what that show was called, but one day me and my half Japanese friend were talking and I told him about that, he said that the show was one piece. I still was adamantly against anime, but a few months after that I was bored one night and on a whim I decided to watch anime. That was almost 4 years ago now and I haven't watched a western TV show since. I didn't start HRT, and if anything with all the feminist and SJW politics that infects every piece of western media you're more likely to become a tag watching western media than anime.
Owen Perry
Yes
Ayden Bell
Peyton easily.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Stop & Shop.
Ian Green
Any intellectual will know they're both over rated trash.
Landon Evans
shoo asterisks shill shoo
John Wood
Shiieeet, I think I'd rather just overpay for an apartment in Brighton in walking distance to my job. Do you think it's worth keeping a car in Boston?
Wyatt Williams
The T sucks, but Uber is great. Honestly, its cheaper to live in Providence and take the commuter rail into Boston.
Grayson Lee
This, the true patrician knows that Montana is the one true GOAT QB
Grayson Nguyen
EA SPORTS
IT'S IN THE GAME
Jacob Smith
Depends if they resign Van Noy and if Bodine makes the jump to starter.
Easy 3rds
Brady
McCourty
Gordon
DT
J Jones CB would be on the list but I think they will resign him.
I would guess they franchise and trade Brady. I don't think he will get a first maybe 2 2nds.
John Howard
>I would guess they franchise and trade Brady.
Lmao.
Jacob Price
lol shut up
Carter Green
I hope they franchise and trade Brady so he can get exposed to the layman as a system babby
Zachary Campbell
I really don't think Brady is playing in NE after this year.
David Evans
Robert Kraft would die before that ever happened.
Tom Brady is retiring a Patriot, and his deadline is 45 years old.
Joseph Hughes
>trade Brady
Adam Hernandez
im a simple man, i SEE slash nfl slash i CLICK on the thread
Gavin Johnson
He will either retire or get moved.
Wyatt Collins
simple as
Jeremiah Price
I don't even know what to say other than you're wrong. Even the most anti-Pats hater would never say something like that.
James Martinez
why was he so mad
Michael Ward
>Cowgirls 24-3 against the neo-Browns
Yeah, Madden is a joke.
Carson Williams
he thinks he's better than he really is and it frustrates him that he doesn't know why things don't work out his way
Phillip Rivers is the antithesis of humility.
Asher Barnes
>QB
Wentz/McCown/Sudfeld > Trubisky/Daniel
>RB
Sanders/Howard/Sproles/Clement > Davis/Cohen/Montgomery/Whyte
>WR
Jeffery/Jackson/Agholor/JJAW/Hollins > Robinson/Gabriel/Miller/Ridley/Patterson/Wims
>TE
Ertz/Goedert/Rodgers > Burton/Shaheen/Braunecker/Sowell
>LT
Peters/Dillard > Leno/Lucas
>LG
Whitehair > Seumalo
>C
Kelce > Daniels
>RG
Brooks/Vaitai > Long/Larsen
>RT
Johnson/Vaitai/Mailata > Massie/Coward
>IDL
Cox/Jackson/Jernigan/Ridgeway > Hicks/Goldman/Nichols/Robertson-Harris/Williams/Anderson
>EDGE
Mack/Floyd/Lynch/Irving > Graham/Barnett/Curry/Hall/Sweat
>LB
Trevathan/Smith/Iyiegbuniwe/Kwiatkoski/Pierre-Louis/Woods > Bradham/Brown/Grugier-Hill/Fort/Gerry/Edwards
>CB
Amukamara/Fuller/Skrine/Toliver/Shelley > Darby/Douglas/Maddox/Jones/Mills
>S
Jenkins/McLeod/Maddox/Sendejo/Cyprian/Ford > Jackson/Clinton-Dix/Bush/Houston-Carson/McManis
>ST
Eagles > Bears
The Eagles have the better roster.
Hunter Torres
What was the last good Madden, 2007?
Carson Butler
The writing is on the wall.He has sold his house and signed a 3 year deal that is voided at the end of the year.
Carson Perry
The most important thing is depth because at least 10 of those starters will be on IR
Cooper Cook
Don't really care about price. I'm only thinking about Boston because my azn gf and I broke up and I want to find myself a qt azn wife. Lots of qt azns in Boston but it just seems like it's a pain to live there desu, if I want a short commute I have to pay out the ass in rent, if I want cheaper rent I need to suffer with a long commute. I think I might just go work at a hospital in NJ, lots of towns full of azns there. Why can't there just be more qt azns in CT fml, stop taking so many damn Puerto Ricans and take some more qt azns for God's sake
Brody Nguyen
True.
Andrew Jackson
The Eagles have fantastic depth. Better than the Bears'.
Easton Garcia
Rivers is 100% overrated. He's literally a black QB.
Michael Perez
06/05 depending on who you ask. 04 was the GOAT madden though
nfl 2k5 was better than all of them though, it was so good it scared madden into purchasing the exclusive rights and they produced dogshit ever since
Samuel Allen
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Thomas Robinson
FUCK THAT FUCKING WEBMD AND TOM BRADYS SMUG PUNCHABLE FUCKING FACE DOING THAT IN MY FUCKING STADIUM AFTER CHEATING RHE CHIEFS OUT OF A CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP
Zachary Wood
The last one I bought was '09, and it's great. Still holds up.
John King
Based
Samuel Peterson
Why are the Chefs the worst fans in football?
Jose Brown
Looks pretty standard to me. Stay out of kc then fag
David Johnson
>USA chant in the literal center of the USA
for what purpose
Anthony Gonzalez
Imagine being in a place God routinely tries to destroy through Tornados and floods, yet you refuse to take the fucking message.
Dominic Ortiz
Cope harder.
Evan Ortiz
What the fuck actually is Trent Williams upset with, I wish he would actually say.
Jason Collins
yeah it's pretty frustrating. at first we thought it was making a stink over a new deal but then the medical stuff started surfacing. TRENT WTF DO YOU WANT
Isaac Allen
RB, WR, IDL, and S are backwards, the bears have the better roster and everyone besides you knows it.
Xavier Thomas
>tfw you work second shift at your job and some people on first shift wanted to get a fantasy football league together and they put a paper on the break room door asking people to sign up and only 6 people (including you) signed up and they told me that they didn't get enough people so they weren't going to do one but then the next day at work you had to show up an hour early for a meeting and when it was done you had time to spare before your shift and when you went into the break room the 5 other guys who had signed up for fantasy and some other guy who didn't put his name on the list were all talking about the draft they had the night before and when they saw me they stopped talking about it and said hi and commented on how I was early and I just pretended like I didn't hear what they were saying before
Nicholas Ramirez
Damn, I'm sorry bro
Liam Parker
Nope
Eli Hall
He obviously wants out of Washington, can you honestly blame him?
Christian Lewis
Will the lions ever win a playoff game?
Lincoln Robinson
until he actually says something I will come to the conclusion that he wants more money.
Nathaniel Price
they have won one.
only one.
Henry Taylor
Real question: who has a better record when the season is over? The raiders or the bucs?
Lincoln White
Bucs by 2 wins.
Dylan Walker
Raidurrs
Brody Garcia
Lol faggot
Ian Clark
Is Jameis Winston still the starting QB?
Raiders.
Luis Hall
same record.
Owen Rodriguez
Go Hawks.
Nathan Gutierrez
yes
Jonathan Diaz
He's just being an uppity nigger who doesn't want to play for the Redskins so he's making a big stink over nothing.
These niggers in the NFL so are so good damn annoying. There always complaining about something, they always want more money, they're never fucking happy. They hold their teams hostage by making scenes, holding out, and saying shit publicly because they know that if the organization confronts them and calls them out on their BS the media and large portions of the fans will freak out. Plus they have to walk on eggshells to not offend these niggers because they all are so fucking fragile and have such sensitive egos and if you call them out for their BS you have to risk the niggers not playing their best for you.
Dan Snyder could have called out nigger Williams right away for his BS, but if he did that the Redskins would be crucified even more than they are, so instead he has to take the bad PR for months until nigger Williams story starts falling apart before they can say anything, and even still the media and many fans take the niggers side and you already know nigger Williams isn't even going to try and will play like shit this year.
Fuck these uppity niggers in the NFL man
Ayden Harris
Because of another QB who looks good in the pre-season? Ridiculous. People point to Brady's "decline" this season as if it means anything. Does anyone actually look at his personnel for last season? Edelman was banned for the first 4 games of the season. Gordon was banned after 11 games. Meanwhile his other two receivers are Phillip Dorsett and Chris Hogan for the 2018 season. Meanwhile, you had Sony Michel added to the roster, their first round RB pick. No shit they're going to focus more on the run, especially with James Develin being a wrecking ball. Oh I guess there was Gronk as well who was more of an extra lineman this season than an actual receiver.
He's obviously going to retire soon, he's 42. Rumors are him and Giselle have been looking at homes in Connecticut and New Jersey, so I guess that means BB already told him he's getting traded to the Jets, Bills, or Giants. Seems like something he would do.
>signed a 3 year deal that is voided at the end of the year
Is this not the same type of deal that Drew Brees has? Why is no one talking about how Drew Brees is on the cut list as well? Probably because it's all manufactured bullshit. Bill Belichick is not trading Brady. Brady will play until 45 unless this year is extremely bad. The deal is because QBs don't play this long.
Look, Brady's time is almost up. This is undeniable, but to say he's going to be anything besides a New England Patriot is total horse shit. And bar a complete decline to where he has a bottom 5 season in terms of stats, he's not going to retire. But with an even better looking run game with Damien Harris and Brandon Bolden on the roster, plus a very much improved receiving core this year, there's a big fucking chance he'll have stats better than last year.
Ayden Jones
/Bills Owl 2020/
Brady isn’t retiring lol he’s just moving
Austin Turner
cringe
Thomas Harris
Go Hawks indeed.
Leo Sanchez
based.
Ryan Lopez
Yes it is complete chaos and tornadoes here. Do not attempt to ever come to kc, lest ye be tornadoed
James Flores
The dude's face on the left looks fake.
Like it was shooped from someone else.
Samuel Watson
Stop being someone nobody likes then fella
Hunter Young
>(You)
cringe
Jose Barnes
Woah man, you can't use the N word on a Christian website!
Eli Anderson
Why u fuck Houston so hard in that trade?
Sebastian Phillips
Ouch. Sorry about that.
James Morris
Imagine after doing all this kind of shits, all you get is watching your team get fucked by Patriots and make Super Bowl 3 years in a row.
Daniel Ramirez
Why do you have to annoy people so badly? Just stop being a nuisance bro
Dominic Sanchez
based
cringe
Zachary Hill
Schneider is sick and tired of shit GMs getting the executive of the year award.
Jacob Barnes
Based and truthpilled
Connor Young
James Thomas
zoomer.
Adrian Gutierrez
Lol you think that's bad?
>tfw you go sit down in the break room and there's a group of people talking about a party they're apparently going to have that weekend and you're just minding your own business on your phone, and then one of the guys calls your name and you eagerly look up happy that they're including you in their conversation for once and he smirks and asks you if you're going to the party too to which you reply no and you didn't know about it before and he laughs and then the girl who was hosting the party clicks her tongue and gets all annoyed with him for saying that because she knows he knows she didn't invite me and you just force a smile and slight laugh and then they all go back to ignoring you
Ayden Sanchez
Do NFL players understand that they are expendable? Why do they start holding out with so much time left on their contracts?
Nathan Rogers
Based
James Bennett
cringe
Austin White
It's due to them being expendable. They want to get as much as they can in a short time.
Anthony Jenkins
cringe...but a little based
Benjamin Rodriguez
Caleb Scott
Man, you guys are fucking losers, holy shit. Imagine being this much of a social outcast.
Caleb Russell
Fuck off, getaban
Jordan Butler
Some do have leverage though where holding out is best to maximize earnings.
Running backs don’t really have that leverage much anymore, but I could see ol Jerruh caving on zeke for appearances.
Liam Clark
Seething
Eli Hughes
I don't bother anyone though, I don't talk much. Just the basics like saying hi and some general small talk really, I mostly stick to myself. I've had a hard time socializing with people since middle school ever since my father unexpectedly died from a car crash and I went through a major depression for nearly a decade, and ever since I got out of it my ability to connect and socialize with others hasn't been so great probably because I spent my formative years in a major depression. I try to be more social but it's hard for me to talk to people, I guess I can't blame people for not liking me because I'm quiet though.
Luke White
>racist shows his true colors once again
Fuck off already, no one here likes you. AOC should have you sent to a re-education camp.
Liam James
AOC chooses to choke on white cock, how does that make you feel?
Grayson Lewis
What would the NFL be like if rookies were treated like any other FA?
Christian Hill
I've been to the city of fountains. Bums everywhere.
Owen Flores
Wtf I love her now?
Michael Collins
duhhhhh! cringe!!! duhhh binge!
Jack Reed
unfortunately all of business is an extroverted dominated world, I do sympathize with you tho. best advice I can give is faking it til you make it.
Blake Ortiz
Yikes!
Joshua Martinez
are you a racist
Jordan Allen
Maybe Brady will let you eat Trump’s cum out of his asshole if you ask nicely
Robert Gray
How you carry yourself and the way you present yourself matters in social situations.
Get a hair cut, take a shower, lose weight, get clue
Isaiah Moore
Ya I'm 24 now and haven't been depressed since like 21 and I do try to put myself out there, it's hard though because I pretty much dropped the ball in making friends at work lol,not really anywhere else I can make friends at my age now. But whatever, I'm gonna start tinder soon, maybe I can meet someone there.
Adam Barnes
factual dubs
Eli Bennett
>imagine being named after a wedgie
Charles Clark
Is that Wedgie Jackson?
Noah Adams
Getting back into the swing of things. I hope everyone is doing well.
Kevin Perry
Ya I know, I'm not fat or have poor hygiene or anything. Shower every day, short normal hair, 5'8 150lbs. My issue is more so my poor social skills which I've been working on improving, it's just tough when you have limited areas to improve them and the main area you've already failed and people just think you're some quiet awkward dude and they want nothing to do with you. Anyway don't want to to hijack this thread anymore than I already have thanks for the advice though everyone :)
John Ortiz
go eagles
Luis Walker
How do I troll racist wannabe boomer blue collar acquaintances in my group chat who get really racist when me and my other buddies start talking NFL? Stuff like "why do these shines get so much money to toss ball? Who's obj? Oh a ni****."
Charles Taylor
also wentz is good
Hunter Diaz
For me, its the current NFC champion & this seasons Superbowl Champion Los Angeles Rams
Jackson King
cuck
Bentley Taylor
>5'8
oh nononono
James Anderson
have a black man fuck your wife and tell them. theyll be fuming and professionally trolled
Connor Sullivan
>three points
David Carter
I miss him, bros
Isaac Martin
Just remember: this man's last football experience was being boo'd off the field.
Jason Sanders
yes, thats the amount of points teams will be able to score on us all season, nice of you to recognize our defensive prowess
Joshua Taylor
How come Luke Kuechly gets the Clay Matthews treatment from the national media now? There's this narrative that he's not at the peak of the mountain among linebackers anymore and it frankly makes no sense.
>B-But muh concussions
Didn't have a single one last year and the whole thing is overblown anyway because he had a dramatic-looking one on national TV. In the grand scheme of things none of his concussions have been a big deal and he's never missed a game due to anything else.
>B-But Wagner has more tackles
Bobby Wagner has never played on a bad defense, and the coach who's called the shots for him on defense (Carroll) has never left. Kuechly's had a ton of turnover at defensive coordinator since 2016 and it caught up to the Panthers last year. There were games late in the year where Kuechly might as well have been playing by himself on defense.
>H-He's not athletic
This is a dead giveaway that the person attempting to discredit Kuechly consciously or unconsciously engages in racial stereotyping of players (i.e. white players are "smart, but not athletic" whereas black players are "athletic, but not smart"). Disregard this racist garbage immediately and put it over with all the ding-a-lings who said McCaffrey wouldn't be elite in the NFL.
Julian Myers
>"Obama was a legitimately top 5 president"
>"Benghazi was no big deal. literally every president has people die under them."
>"the second amendment was meant for actual standing militias, not every day civilian use"
>"OJ didn't do it."
>"Johnny Unitas was a product of his time and isn't even a top 25 QB now."
>"Kaepernick was entirely justified to take a knee and was using his first amendment rights to make people aware of injustice in the United States."
Lincoln Butler
Reminder the rams put up less points in the Owl than a backup offensive lineman scored on them in the regular season.
Isaac Flores
Maybe if you multiply that number by 125.
Luke Ramirez
Anime was based before trannies
Anthony Butler
B-but muh concussions. B-but Wagner has more tackles. H-he's not athletic. W-why can't I stop s-stuttering??
Eli Morgan
where the fuck are you seeing a narrative that Kuechly isn't a top 3 LB? every year him and Wagner trade off the media dick sucking, this year it's wagner, next year it'll be Kuechly again.
Grayson Carter
Kek, of course that roach is a cuckold, nigga had a white dude’s penis as his trip
Jose Russell
What's wrong with being racist? You realize the only race that isn't racist are white people. Non-whites are way more racist than whites are, especially blacks.
Thomas Perry
Anime was never based. It's a hobby for greasy nerds by greasy nerds.
Asher Hall
>2019
>not enjoying 80's mecha
I shiggy diggy doo
Evan Collins
MistressT isn't a cuck porn star or anything though. She makes clips. People pay her telling them what they like and what fetish they want her to cover in her clips, not surprisingly lots of people that pay for that are cucks. But I've seen her do incest and scat too. So to be fair just because he likes mistressT doesn't means he's a cuck, although it's highly likely considering he's also a trip. Either way though if he faps to mistressT he's a degenerate for sure.
Gavin Johnson
All of those things are objectively true except for the OJ one.
Asher Long
I'm 27. I liked robots fighting when I was like 8 to 14.
Kevin White
T.bh I watch cuck porn but I imagine myself as the guy doing the cucking
Hudson Flores
Thanks for your expertise you degenerate cuck
Evan Bailey
reminder that the burrs season was ended by a seventh rounder who is no longer on the iggles anymore
Jaxson Peterson
>Le'veon Bell holds out demanding to be highest-paid RB
>spends a year unemployed and ends up getting paid less than he was originally offered to play for the NY Jest
>Zeke holds out demanding to be highest-paid RB
John Bennett
that's the funny part.
Luis Ward
Same, but only when it's a son fucking his mom and cucking his father.
Carter Price
Nobody does that and nobody buys that excuse. You watch cuck porn because you're a cuck.
Bentley Jackson
You're wrong though
Lucas Parker
I'm gonna be pissed if Zeke gets a big contract. That nigger isn't worth it, no rb is. The cowboys are much MUCH better off saving that cap space and spreading it around to sign more players and rolling with an average RB on a cheaper contract than they are giving a huge chunk of cap space to Zeke.
Owen Rivera
>you now remember Nick Foles
Cooper Ward
Asher Davis
No, I'm not. "I watch cuck porn for the women" is like saying "I watch gay porn for the cinematography". Nobody buys that. Bulls would just watch regular porn.
It's especially funny because what you're suggesting is infinitely gayer than being a bull. It's like you thought it would sound "tough" if you claimed to fantasize about being a bull, but all that means is you watch a bunch of cuck porn and get off to the idea of another man being present in the room while you get off. You are a huge faggot either way.
Charles Green
What a wonderful world.
Carter Brooks
No he's right. Saying you like cuck porn because you imagine yourself as the guy doing the cucking is like saying you only fap to interracial because of the girl. You know you're lying to yourself, cuck.
Kevin Wright
Not that user but I also self insert as the bull.
Jack Price
>you're lying
>nobody buys that
I'm not lying, and I don't care if people don't "buy it." You guys need to get over yourselves, t.bh.
Austin Hernandez
Im not a fan of Brady but
>hit as he throws
>defender wanted it more than the reciever
>hail mary
All tough for any qb, at least on the 1st throw he made it uncatchable to avoid a turnover/sack
Parker Hall
>cucks in denial
Caleb Parker
cringe
Gavin Jones
>defender wanted it more than the reciever
It was an underthrow
Samuel Cruz
Nathan Diaz
You're not making him more credible, you're just proving there's two cucks here instead of just 1. I'm sure lots of guys watching gay porn just "self insert as the cameraman" or whatever other gay excuse. You get off to men being present while you have sex, you are fucking gay.
Most bulls tolerate some cuck being present because they want to fuck his wife. That you go out of your way to look up cuck porn where another man is there makes you a grade A faggot.
Camden Flores
>less than three days until real football
oh god the drought was real boys but we made it
Camden Robinson
Jason Carter
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Camden Cox
If I see a hot chick in the thumbnail I'm clicking it and self inserting as the man fucking her.
Adrian King
I can't believe we went from defending anime to defending cuckold porn.
What the fuck /nfl/
Hudson Rogers
I cucked some dude once i met a bar, banged his milf wife while he jerked it in the corner. I couldn't get off so I just left. So fucking awkward.
Robert Rodriguez
This argument doesn't make sense at all. The comparison to gay porn is absurd.
Also, there is cuck porn that doesn't involve the cuck being in the room.
Sebastian Gutierrez
I wish you faggots would stop trying to psychoanalyze each other's jerk off habits and go back to circle jerking over Brady.
Grayson Baker
Gee, a whole bunch of people show up saying how "based" anime is and then a bunch of closet cucks come out of the woodwork defending their cuckold fetish. I wonder what the connection is?
It sickens me that I've been sharing a board with these people the entire time.
Thomas Wilson
Yup. If there was a girl who's only let me fuck her if her husband/bf got to sit in the corner and watch I'd agree, but I wouldn't fap to that because why would I get off to another man watching? If you fap to cuck porn and imagine yourself as the bull maybe you aren't a true cuck in the sense you want a man to fuck your wife, but you are a weirdo because you get off on men watching you have sex, fucking weirdos.
Jordan Stewart
>3 points
>in a Super Bowl
>THREEE
Robert Morgan
cringe
Juan Murphy
Or the reciever took a step too many. He was hit on that throw as well but not as bad.
Ayden Brooks
but of course, I am a fan of the 2019-2020 Super Bowl Champions Chicago Bears and anime of the Season, Nichibros (female)
Nolan Wright
It makes perfect sense, you just hate that I blew your retarded "I watch cuck porn, but im totally the bull guyz" bullshit. You are every bit as gay and pathetic as your average cuck.
Connor Jackson
Holy fuck. 21 is a moron
Jacob Taylor
You're reaching pretty hard. You seem pretty desperate. Projecting?
Ian Butler
Tbf I'm one of the people defending anime but I'm also one of the people attacking the cucks here. The only porn I fap to is anal, fart porn, but the thing I fap to most is mom/son incest. I'm not a cuck by any means so please stop trying to conflate anime with cucks.
Wyatt Garcia
100% bringe
Christopher Brooks
I can't believe I didn't notice this sooner. I guess it's official then, anime watchers also watch cuck porn.
Noah Roberts
How much do you think Wota charges for enko?
Aaron Davis
Just started watching attack on titan wife the wife. It's pretty good so far. I heard the titans are stand in for jews.
Blake Cooper
>only SB win came from beating up a geriatric QB & meme offense
>get BTFO by Belicheck & Brady the next season
>haven't won a meaningful game since
>get swept by us last season
lol
Adam Evans
23 fucked it up, actually. 21 assumed he had safety help over the top, and shaded to the shorter route (that was wide open) in front of him. 23 took his eyes off the receiver that ended up getting the pass and helped 41 even though he didn't have to instead of keeping his depth.
We don't know the exact defensive play call for sure, but I don't think it was on 21.
Brandon Brooks
>implying anyone can ever forget the greatest comeback in sports
Robert Gray
Might try following the NFL, is Packers vs Bears a good first match?
Logan Robinson
Go Be/a/rs!
Ayden Jones
Pats up north!
Jason Rogers
uh user that was the super bowl prior
Grayson Davis
yes
the oldest and best rivalry
in many ways, it is the inly true rivalry in all of american football
Bentley Gray
Yes, it's the oldest and best rivalry in the NFL kicking off both the Bears and the leagues 100th season
Ian Parker
maybe, NFL doesn't really get consistently good until week 5 these days though
Tyler Allen
>Projecting?
Any other buzzwords you want to throw out, champ?
I'm not reaching at all. I demonstrated with perfect clarity why you're a faggot, and all you can do is spout typical deflections
Dominic Scott
Very old rivalry, arguably the most talented QB ever vs. the No. 1 defense. Should be good
Brody Morgan
That's pretty ironic coming from a Rams fan desu
Matthew Rivera
Would you let this butthole fart in your face?
Oliver Watson
Yea but half the fun is the first few weeks when shit teams have hot streaks and people start picking them to win the owl because fitzmagic.
Elijah Murphy
Honestly it could be a good game, storied rivals. Packers have always been more dominant but they've been in a lull the last few years and the Bears had a ressurgence last year with a heartbreaking end to their playoff run. Might be some growing pains for green bay with a new coach but black and blue games always have the potential to be heated or complete shit shows.
Jayden Hall
On reputation, yes. But the Packers have been overrated for the past several years and really are only hailed as an elite team because Aaron Rodgers spent much of this past decade constantly bailing them out with magical bullshit.
Jaxon Young
Yes. Division rivalry, and two of the oldest teams in the league. Bears have one of the best defenses, going against one of the best quarter backs (offensive player who throws the ball) in the modern game.
Michael Kelly
Well, former best quarterback.
Owen Allen
>one of the best quarter backs
Grayson Allen
Yea Forums, prepare your anus for circa 2011 jest posting this season
the jest will be back in the hunt this year
Colton Wilson
God why are brown tinted buttholes so hot bros
Lucas Kelly
>not pepper your angus
You had one fucking job
James Jones
Bears need to win this Thursday or they're not winning the division
Brody Gomez
>greatest rams team in twenty years
>barely beat a rebuilding Seahawks team that was the worst in ten years
>couldn't even win the Super Bowl with the NFL rigging the NFC CG for you
>laughing at any one
kek
Nathan Young
Saints fan here, God yes
Leo Flores
you got a problem with that?
Jordan Martin
Man I love players that win a bunch of awards that have nothing to do with actually winning championships, so cool.
Jeremiah Roberts
>one of the best QBs
>only won 1 superbowl and only got that because his defense carried him
top kek, ok bud.
Sebastian Mitchell
The NFCCG wasn't rigged. The Saints just stepped on their dick the second adversity struck.
Asher King
That really isn't an impressive resume
Brandon Smith
AARON RODGERS
9 TIME BEST THEORETICAL PIGSKIN TOSSER
10 TIME BEST FANTASY QUARTERBACK SEASON
3 TIME MEDIA BLOWJOB AWARD
5 TIME BIGGEST DELUSIONAL FANBOY MOB AWARD
2 TIME CAN'T STAY HEALTHY PLAYER OF THE YEAR
4 TIME CHAMPION OF JUST NEEDING MORE HELP
1 TIME ACTUAL WINNER
Jaxson Foster
>that's j-just a b-b-buzzword
Stay mad
Andrew Anderson
oh NO NO NO NO
Brody Sanders
Uh oh Rodgers bros.
Chase Rogers
Don't forget, he really, really like women too.
James Clark
>wins are an individual stat
wew do people actually think this?
Wyatt Thomas
>mfw people who put a period at the end of their sentence on their 4channel posts
lmao you're not writing an essay, this is fucking 4channel for crying out loud. Where do you think you are? Nice grammar, top kek
Oliver Baker
>.
Grayson Martin
>having this weak of a retort
Samuel Ortiz
>QB stats are individual stats
wew do people actually think this? Not like there aren't coaches calling the plays, O-lines giving you time, RBs taking pressure off you, WRs catching your balls, etc. No stats in the NFL are individual, all stats are team stats. He has only won 1 superbowl, so to call him one of the best is a huge stretch. Unless he wins another one that first one was nothing more than a fluke.
Dominic Martin
i guess dan marino was a bad quarterback and joe flacco is better than him
Lincoln Ramirez
>three points in a super bowl
>three fucking points
Yet ramsfags still run their mouths thinking they're gonna have repeat owl appearances. Embarrassing
Carter Brown
In a way, yes. Flacco went god mode when he needed to, Marino never really did
Charles Adams
Joe Flacco certainly accomplished more than Marino.
Let me ask you this, user. Look at history. Do you think anyone would give a fuck about a brilliant strategist or general who never won any battles and wound up dying on the losing side of a war? The answer is mostly no. Historical record tells us that humanity cares about winners. You can make all of the excuses you want and try to hype up these dead loser generals and officers, but winning is what really, truly matters.
>they did the best they could and they were individually talented!
and nobody cares
Jonathan Carter
Nope. Way to misrepresent what I said. 1 superbowl win is nothing more than luck and a team accomplishment. Someone called Erin Rodgers one of the best quarterbacks though. To be among one of the best QBs you would have multiple championships, not 1. Flaccos has 1, that was a fluke, team accomplishment, that 1 superbowl win doesn't mean shit and Dan Marino is better.
Cooper Powell
All QBs except Tom brady are shit
Benjamin Parker
cringe but redpilled
Carson Morales
Hmm...
Brayden Jones
Talk to the offensive play caller.
Daniel Lewis
There is no such thing as a fluke win in football. The only phenomena in football that is truly, absolutely unfair is referee interpretation of rules which are imperfect and prone to misapplication.
Every single other play in football history that does not involve referee incompetence is not a fluke, or lucky. They all happened according to real life physics and all of them were fair occurrences. Flacco did not "fluke" into a ring. Him and the Ravens won it.
Josiah Baker
Lincoln Hernandez
Shut the fluke up
Henry Gray
>thrown TDs
Easily the most exploited, retarded stat that people barf up whenever they try to make some kind of gay incompetence point. As if a QB doing a successful drive and running it in at the 1 yard line means he's fucking terrible but if he throws a 1 yard dump off, he's a god. Absolutely retarded.
Brandon King
>"rebuilding" when you had the same Head Coach, Quarterback, Lead Wideout & some of the LoB still hanging around
>shilling for the aints chokejob this hard
>still 1-3 against us since McVay took over
>still havent won a meaningful game since the SB chokejob
funny, there's still tons of shit to laugh about here shithawk
Brandon Johnson
Sorry, fluke wasn't the best word choice. I just mean it was one time thing. The best QBs of all time can win it again, not just once is all I'm saying. Like anyone can study really hard for a test and get an A, but only smart people get straight As all the time. If Erin Rodgers were truly among the best QBs of all time he wouldn't have just one superbowl win.
Josiah Cruz
Fluke you mother fluker
Yes, and? How is that unearned?
Cameron Johnson
THREE POINTS
Daniel Moore
Welp guys time for me to go finish making my english sub for RCT-424, nice chatting with you all, have a good night!
Samuel Ortiz
>rating TD passes
cringe
Connor Cook
>GURLEY SAVE ME!!!!!!
Jaxon Sullivan
Fuck you. See you tomorrow, asshole.
Eli Mitchell
at the end of the day aaron rodgers is going to the hall of fame and Yea Forums cant change that nobody how hard they cry
Angel Richardson
>Ah! Hightower-kun, no! Not here! Hazukashii! Everyone will see, baka!
Noah Morris
>have offensive guru genius
>the most stacked team in the NFL
>NFL is rigging games just to shill LA so you go to the Super Bowl
>only need to score 14 points to win the Super Bowl
>Pats blow a coverage and leave a person wide open in the end zone
>still only score three points
KEK
Carson Carter
Comeback story, not game comeback fucking smoothbrain
Ethan King
This is Elisha Nelson Manning, 2× Super Bowl Champion, 2× Super Bowl MVP and future Hall of Famer.
Jack Robinson
He will, but like Marino, he'll be considered mostly a paper champion. Be honest, even if you are a Rodgers fan: do you not think if he retires with 1 ring that it's an extremely disappointing legacy?
Chase Fisher
Yes, this is Eli Manning, the forgotten Manning.
Luke Bailey
He also has a better record in Lambeau than Rodgers.
Robert Brown
Based
If you think Eli isn’t going in the Hall of Fame, you’re and idiot, plane and simple
Kevin Garcia
will patrick muttholms ever recover from the deep daddy dicking Brady gave him last season?
Dominic Torres
>HOF
literally who cares? Rivers, Roethlisberger, and Eli are going and none of them are good
Adam Rodriguez
>Posting a webm of an illegal forward oass
Josiah Davis
>Rivers
Evan Collins
>oh no they're changing formations after Coach told me what to do
>Gurley's hurt so we can't run him into the ground
>our kicker can't kick it from here
>fuck fuck how do you do this QB thing
Cooper Wilson
Leo Watson
hourly reminder that eli, big ben, rodgers, scam and blew drees will all retire before Brady
Jason Murphy
>literally who cares?
many people that don't post on Yea Forums
Jace Nguyen
It is, but it would look like a straight lateral since they're both running in the same direction during real time.
Xavier Barnes
>his QB cant improvise so well it fools the refs
Asher Sanders
>Wait until fans have already paid for tickets and shit before retiring
>WTF, WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
Enough with this emotional crap. He got paid for a service that he failed to provide
Caleb Wilson
>Eli
>HoF
Yeah, no. Even if he makes it in, he will have as big an asterisk as Joe Namath.
William Morgan
I hope eric reid ends this season with permanent nerve damage
Christopher Perry
Hey now...
Anthony Harris
Wilson really has a history of this, doesn't he?
Nathan Brown
OH NO THEY'RE BLITZING
Andrew Anderson
Hey, you'd be scared too if you had a black man running at you that fast.
Jonathan Butler
Has an NFL team ever declined a penalty out of a sense of fairness/a bad call in the history of the NFL? Or is its entire history literally "we take those"?
Jayden Butler
He literally has two rings, and was the MVP of both of his Super Bowl appearances. Rapistburger doesn’t even have that resume.
Adam Myers
they decline them all the time during blowouts.
Jonathan Edwards
Am I the only one that remembers the footage of Goff in the locker room before the game with his ear buds in, looking like a complete nervous wreck? I knew he was fucked right off the bat just from that.
I knew it was completely over after that interception when he looked up to the sky looking sad. Surprised nobody took a picture of it,
Nathaniel Lee
this but unironically
dirty entitled piece of shit ape nigger
Carson Flores
>Implying people give a fuck about Namath ebing in the HoF
The only thing people remember about Namath was the SB he won and the fact that he guaranteed it before the game. Everything else is mosty irrelevant to the average joe. Same thing will happen to Eli as the time passes people will mostly remember his two SB more than anything else especially 18-1.
Jeremiah Jackson
Jaxon Powell
I mean like let's say the ref does a terrible pass interference or phantom penalty call during an actual competitive game. Has a team ever declined it out of a sense of fairness?
Jaxson Cook
>Player correctly points out that the NFL is trying to score brownie points with the social justice crowd while simultaneously blacklisting the player who is responsible for starting the whole movement and retaliating against anyone who aligned themselves with them instead of doing things "their way"
>"SHUT UP NIGGER"
Why do authoritarians never attempt to make good faith arguments against those they disagree with and instead try to silence them?
Colton Robinson
damn didn't make the team
Matthew Butler
>its a "lets post the same stale shit we've been posting for months now cause we have nothing left to say about the team after being wrong at every single turn" episode
lol its only been 2 years & were still the 10th youngest team in the league. cant wait for a decade more of /nfl/'s seething
Isaac Russell
why?
Xavier Mitchell
There is nothing keeping Kaepernick out of the league except himself.
Christopher Powell
>anime
You’re pathetic.
Also
>ruins opportunities by burning bridges with teams like the Ravens and Dolphins just to prove his own blackballing narrative
Hunter Lopez
>player who professes to take issue with the thoughtless abuse and exploitation of black bodies uses his own body to willfully inflict serious harm upon a member of his own race because of a twitter dispute
yeah no, he's the definition of a nigger
Matthew Stewart
Literally who are these people?
Grayson Davis
I...what? I don't even know what team you're referring to.
Matthew Barnes
>this cope after losing the owl
We’ve all been there, brah
Landon Martin
wins you hope you're getting
wins you think you're getting
William Murphy
So sad...
Hudson Martin
Kek
Ayden Hill
>The Rams hired a bust in Sean McVay, he's the new Chip Kelly, wont win a game
>The Rams division win is a fluke, wont happen again - McVay is a meme
>The Rams won't ever win in the playoffs, McVay is a meme
>the Rams won't make it far into the playoffs, McVay is a meme
>the Rams won't make the super bowl, McVay is a meme
>The Rams will never see another Super Bowl again, McVay is a meme
------YOU ARE HERE-------
>the Rams won't win back to back Super Bowls- McVay is a meme
>the Rams won't be a dynasty-McVay is a meme
>the Rams won't have as many rings as the stoolers & pats, -McVay is a meme
>Goff isn't a HOF QB, no matter how many rings he has
>McVay isnt as good as Belichick even if he's got as many rings
>w-we're not jealous we swear
dread it, run from it...destiny arrives all the same
Nicholas Thomas
One is Evander Holyfield, the guy on the right. I have no idea who the other guy is.
Lucas Morris
he deliberately injured Ben Watson in a preseason game for not going along with his persecution narrative and threatened to sue the NFL if they disciplined him for the hit
I hope the Patriots run into them in the owl so Gronkowski can come over the middle and put reid in a wheelchair for the rest of his nigger life
Liam Ramirez
I'm sure its happened but honestly as much as I love the sport, it's business and its about winning. Most teams will take a shit call in a heart beat if it guarantees them a win.
See you have a problem, players without ref interference will act like shits on the field, so then it becomes about how much do they mettle? I mean all teams.
Watch older bears and packers games. Dirty pit fighting the likes of which no other sport allows. Not Hockey, Not baseball, hell not even shit like UFC allows dirty fighting the way football does.
The first blindside crack back you see where a guy goes down like a limp noodle is the reason they have so many nanny state laws protecting players and they still pull shit all the time. Look at Suh and how dirty he's played his entire career.
Losing the old ref core and making them full time assholes, rules meddling, all the inane catch rules, tackle rules and all the other shit they put into the game because they're worried congress will put an end to the league only means one thing, fairness no longer can exist.
Parker Barnes
How do you not know who evander holyfield is? Are you 12?
Colton Sullivan
Goff was shit that game for sure, but Branden Cooks is crazy overrated and should have held in to a couple of those big ones.
Parker Gutierrez
>our star player doesn't have the knees of a 70 year old we swear
Aiden Jones
THREE
H
R
E
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Luis Roberts
Elijah Holyfield and his father Evander Holyfield. Elijah signed to the Panthers practice squad.
Ayden Brown
Jacobimmer Brisriddette.
Connor Perry
At least you aren't pretending that McVay will ever beat Doug Pederson
Jonathan Harris
I'm pretty sure Reid said after the game that he wasn't aware of the Twitter post in question and Watson stated there was no beef or misunderstanding between them. The whole situation was just people assuming that correlation = causation when there isn't. It was a bang-bang play and nothing egregious or beyond the boundaries of defensive play (And before anyone calls me an apologist, Reid was wrong for playing in a blind rage against the Eagles last year so don't give me that weak shit).
Also, good job exposing yourself as a Baaaawston ingrate. Why are Massholes always so quick to drop hard Rs?
Christopher Baker
You mean the guy that undermined his own crusade by taking an undisclosed amount and signing an NDA?
Landon Peterson
I know the name, I don't know what he looks like.
Josiah Thompson
there's no way you're old enough to post here
Ian Brown
>the same coach who let his SB MVP walk
he won't even be in the league in the next 5 years
Luke Wood
Is it?
Jonathan Miller
>Gronkowski
Confirmed casual. Gronk retired and is out of playing shape.
Jason Butler
I don't think you know what a backup QB is.
Jack Mitchell
Chargers aren't going to win in my lifetime. I've already accepted it.
Zachary Wright
>I'm pretty sure Reid said after the game that he wasn't aware of the Twitter post in question
Literally not a single person buys that, user. Even the media said it was laughable he would deny it.
Alexander Williams
Lol none of those teams are close.
>b-but muh Chargers!
The Chargers will always be a meme. People fall for it every year.
Gavin Fisher
think you could say the same for the Iggles
Kevin Mitchell
typical coon behavior, commit a flagrantly violent act and then try to deny it was a flagrantly violent act
when is the last time a nigger took responsibility for anything? let's be honest here
it's okay though, reid has a big target on his back and he'll get what's coming to him
James Hughes
My vikies boutta finna dab on the league. We'll have to resort to drop kicking with the punter starting week 6 for field goals and xps though
Aiden Davis
They replaced Foles with another QB of his type
Dominic Bell
>he doesn't know Gronk is coming back healthy for the playoffs at 285 pounds
retard
Aaron Collins
>Even the media said it was laughable he would deny it.
[citation needed]
And don't cite a national source. Those fuckers only give a shit about their narrative and what's going to drive the most clicks. They don't listen to press conferences or locker room interviews or shit.
Matthew Perry
I don't give a shit about boxing, or any other fighting "sports"
Zachary Torres
I'm confused. Do you actually believe Reid when he said the hit had absolutely no intent behind it? Do you ACTUALLY believe him when he said he was not aware of any twitter posts made by Watson? I won't even waste my energy with the media stuff since you're already making up a bunch of rules saying whatever I source won't count, but you actually buy that bullshit? You are an absolute gullible retard.
Christian Lewis
>NFL General
>it's just a fucking Pats thread
a-anyone wanna talk about my Ari*ona C*rdinals?
Jace Green
Kyler Murray is going to be a bust, sorry to say
Angel Carter
hopefully your slight build running QB is safe behind that awful OL
Caleb Jackson
Rams fans would just turn around and bend over
Ethan King
Reid's hit on Watson was every bit as obvious and dirty as Gronk's hit on White. The only difference is Gronk didn't deny that he did it on purpose.
Brayden Martinez
>2 games each against Clowney/Ansah/Reed. Buckner/Armstead/Bosa, and Aaron Donald
>behind that O-line
He'll be lucky if he can still walk after the bye week.
Henry Cooper
I think your confusing us with seattle fans desu
Samuel Green
Retards think this way.
Liam Walker
He's a Russel Wilson clone tho, he'll be fine.
R-right?
Alexander Carter
Murray will likely get murdered against those NFCW front sevens
Noah Johnson
russlel wilson isn't 5'9" and built like a wideout
Kevin Green
Do my b/a/sed New England P/a/triots make ya seethe?
Liam Cox
Nah, it's a west coast thing
Nolan Rogers
>Based Carr posting returning this season
the best timeline 2bh
Isaac Taylor
Angel Ortiz
TYBC
Dominic Thompson
>stonewall riots happened in California
Eli Lewis
OH NO NO NO
Liam Gutierrez
Levi Adams
>will be on IR by week 5
Kayden Anderson
If Derek Carr were my QB, I'd be sad that I already know the fate of my team before the season even started
Cameron Miller
Good post
Kevin Barnes
Tom Brady sucks
24/12 3500 yards no playoffs and a retirement
Ethan Ortiz
You're really bad at making TB12 predictions btw.
Hunter Robinson
same old kiwis, always seething
Michael Butler
I predicted he would play like shit in the playoffs
Ethan Scott
>gay people only exist in new york in the 1960s
Really it was just another time Cali didn't have the balls to do something first so they let someone else do the work. Then frisco got together to say, "...us too." It's not really surprising that shitters like Joe Namath and Eli Manning trounce all over every qb from the west coast other than (surprise)San Francisco's Joe Montanna and Steve Young. Clinging to coat tails whenever you don't have your hand wrapped around a dick lol
Parker Bell
Three. Points.
Hudson Allen
Saints were shit and if the refs did their job in the NFCCG the game would've turned out the same; tie game going into OT (because the extra TD the Rams would've been up by from the facemask no-call would equalize the Saints TD from the PI no-call), with the Saints choking it up and Rams taking it anyway. Even if the Saints managed it, they would've been blown out in the Super Bowl because their defense was trash.
>NFCCG wuz rigged!
Commit Sudoku.
>starting any movement
>being blacklisted by the NFL
Neither of those statements apply to Kaepernick.
9, 6
When The Simpsons first started, the Cardinals were in St. Louis.
I thought Philly was one of the first big homo cities?
Nathaniel Perez
>trusting a single prediction you make.
kek
Jaxson Martin
It's another overrate the Packers and Cowboys year!
Connor James
Stay delusional kiwifag.
Jason Clark
>only 3 All-Pros
>GOAT
shiggy
Gabriel Sanchez
>10
>8
things look better than they did last year, on the surface. but I have this feeling that
>we
are going to be stuck in mediocrity hell for another year at least
Ethan Young
>Shady McCoy for USD 3 million? Not a problem.
Someone sell us a fucking corner the season starts in 6 days
Nathan Lopez
This year is different
Colton Bennett
>Clots
11
8 or 9
Ryan Anderson
>he says increasingly more nervous
Jeremiah Thompson
What do I have to be nervous about? You think Brady is going to play forever?
Landon Scott
Someone talking shit about the Steelers? Steelers fans, RISE UP!!!
Lucas Lopez
Have fun being the Patriots' bitch again.
Nathaniel Bennett
Panthers have a shot, and im not a panthers fan if you think its delusional bias.
Michael Martinez
Russell Wilson has human proportions. Murray is built like Billy Quizboy
Eli Baker
Fellas the sun will rise some time in the future. If I'm proven to be right you're all retarded
Adam Fisher
F
Oliver Lee
is that Wax Mathews?
Brayden Murphy
Its been 4 years and I still can't tell if he's retarded or based
Aiden Young
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Xavier Gonzalez
What is OP's image pointing out
Austin Russell
Is Trevor Lawrence old enough to be drinking?
Levi Anderson
I hope it explodes out of spite.
Zachary Morales
>wanting a chink
>moving to get a chink
You seem like a massive beta.
Anthony Clark
Post the top 5 most entertaining teams
Nicholas Hernandez
your mom
your sister
your twink ass brother
your hot aunt
your ex who was too good for you anyway
James Bailey
soooooooooooooo 18-1hurt
Ethan Lee
This desu
Jack Green
Both
Luke Cooper
I don't have a brother but I do have the rest
Asher Young
Colton Ortiz
>how to spot a san diegan
Julian Lee
My domestic partner and I are very excited for our panthers this year! And our second team the patriots looks good too! Thinking of becoming thirdly chiefs fans as well, Mahomes is a BEAST and he’s cute too ;)
Jayden Long
not the bum on the right, that's for sure
Joshua Myers
Peyton is the second best QB of all time. Only Tom is better.
Rodgers and Brees are pretenders and Montana didn’t play with a salary cap.
Dylan Richardson
>believing Snyder and Washington FC
Christian Walker
Gruden is stashing Peterman.
Next season he will unleash the beast
Easton Clark
I love you
Matthew Thomas
based and bearpilled
David Martinez
He got cut??
Christopher Hill
Hey motherfucks I am recent moving to USA. What team good for punjabi to follow?
I am live at San Francisco but thes teams have no players of my country.
William Sanchez
Put your money on retarded
Carter Phillips
alright cuck
Chase Brown
>you meme’d your way into the Super Bowl but you have this guy throwing for you
Wat do?
Nicholas Cooper
I hope when he gets another ring you cry and post more cringey shit like this
Connor King
Anybody else get random erections while eating stadium food? It's weird because I normally take viagra when I need an erection, but for some reason when me and my buddies are at Lambeau, and I sneak off for a dog and beer, I get a hard on. Anybody else experience that?
I also cannot ask my buddies because they will judge me and call me slurs.
William Campbell
Unleash Nathan Peterman
Benjamin Martin
the bears are known for their Punjabi representation. most Punjabi team in the league as well as the most based
Cooper Richardson
Mmmm I hope so
Luis Collins
Fuck apple products
Now you just like watching cuck porn
Brayden Garcia
What jersey you will suggest for beginning fan? Is stadium nice for visiting? Will there be packer fan there for fighting?
Jackson Ross
>Jags have a full ride scholarship to the playoffs
Kevin Young
>pats
Of fucking course, fuck the AFC east
James Robinson
>Tom Brady will win his SEVENTH Super Bowl and retire with more rings than any TEAM in NFL history
>And there's NOTHING you can do about it, ONION BOY
Adrian Myers
Sorry but Rams are going to pull an Avengers run and come back to kill Thanos at Super Bowl LIV
Mfw Clay Matthews gives brady his 5th sack of the game
Christopher Young
The Ravens will win the AFCN for the 2nd year in a row
Connor Robinson
SOS is a flaw metric. Facing 16 8-8 teams would be the same as facing 8 12-4 teams ans 8 4-12 teams, even though the second would be significantly more difficult
Nathaniel Lopez
>Vikings give up on Laquon Treadwell
>Sign Josh Doctson instead
my sides
Tyler Thomas
Not with Goof as youre QB
Andrew Nguyen
practice squad
Jace Watson
Could be worse.
Goff is top 10.
James Reyes
Yeah he's in the top 10 of shittiest qbs to make the super bowl
Easton Bell
Goff is the most average QB in the league , he's a Gurley/Whitworth baby
Sebastian Evans
You know there is a very easy way to avoid experiences like these:
Just don''t be a wagecuck
Austin Gray
GO HAWKS
Leo Mitchell
>kiwi shows up with stupid predictions/baits
>bradyfags take the bait everytime
you faggots are so fuckin insecure.
Adrian Jenkins
>Turgay
Joseph Parker
>amerimutt
Cameron Turner
>corpse of the river
Adrian Collins
Clay Matthews sucks. The 49ers are going to whip your ass this year.
Carter Thompson
>turk
Cooper Rivera
t. mosque shooter
Elijah Williams
Is that an insult?
Brandon Morales
Not with Porno Jimmy.
With Mullens they might have a shot
Oliver Morris
fuck off man, i just woke up.
Kayden Barnes
Wrong. Allow me to show you....
Goff is better than all of the following starting QBs....
Dak Picksack
Wince
Rapistberger
Rivers
Dalton
Jackson
Cousins
Murray
Bustfield
Scam
Allen
Manning
Darnold
Ryan
Winston
Flacco
Stafford
Mariota
Truebitchky
Like I said...Goff=top10
Isaac Phillips
>goof
Levi Bailey
this is weak bait
James Richardson
>undefeated against Mahomes, Rodgers, Rivers
>winning record against Wilson
>outdueled Brees in the playoffs
Facts dont care about your feelings bitch boy
Carter Peterson
>still having that WEBM saved
turkroach pls
Blake Watson
Goof sure shattered the Super Bowl
Kayden Bailey
this angle is better
Adrian Lewis
Any redskins fans here? If so, why?
Cooper Hughes
The Official apparel of Carson Wentz™
Angel Powell
I don't know
Isaiah Hill
Hey look I found a Carson Wentz Jersey. so cool
Easton Harris
Do you think Dan Snyder is good?
Nolan Parker
>"Hey Carson, its good seeing you again! You gonna suit up tonight for the game?"
>"Yeah Jared, im already in mine"
Zachary Barnes
No
Cooper Hernandez
Thank you for completing my survey. You deserve better than Dan and Bruce.
Aiden Martinez
Wyatt Parker
The sun doesn't rise you dumb faggot, the surface of the earth turns to face it.
Goff is dumber than Winston and shows it whenever communication with McVay is cut or difficult. Also QBs don't play against eachother (Bradyfags already play that game too much, we don't need some newfag Rams bandwagonning faggot doing it too). Fuck off.
Easton Sullivan
the sun is constantly moving through space. depending upon your orientation, it is rising.
Jonathan Clark
I can't see what anime series COULD give you HRT. This sounds more like a Netflix exclusive problem, to be quite honest.
Aaron Scott
Jags had a gnarly SoS going into 2017 too
shit doesn't matter
Carter Campbell
38 more hours to go, lads
Robert Williams
No but your small dick insults me
David Clark
This is funny given how triggered every Eagles fan gets when you tell them Wentz will get injured again this season.
Levi Bell
It’s so long away
Colton Martin
The Pats game isn't until Sunday though, user.
Zachary Mitchell
>hurr durr wince will get injured again
have sex and dilate incel sjw
Kevin Green
>it was just a minor broken back, you'll see
Camden Mitchell
i'm memeing. obviously there is injury concerns for Wentz but i think he'll be fine. Unless o-line decides to go full retard like at the beginning of the last season.
Nathaniel Jackson
Vinny Testeverde was the architect of the Patriots dynasty by blowing out his Achilles in the 1999 season opener.
Kevin Collins
There's actually no reason to think he's likely to get injured. Both his injuries so far were freak things that can happen to anyone at any time, and they are not the type that make him more susceptible to further injury. The back was only an issue because they didn't give it time to fully heal, and it's fully healed now. It wasn't a disc issue (like Gronk, etc.), it was a small fracture.
Jose Edwards
William Carter
No, watching anime makes me want to go knock up a woman and never contact her again.
Carson Diaz
Pats always have the easiest road to the playoffs. They are the only team that never has to play the Patriots.
Dominic Hall
Has Goff learned to read defenses yet?
Bentley Thompson
Go bears
Dylan Miller
Sometimes though they do have to play themselves, like Matthew Slater's "we want the kick" game. The Patriots had to play against their own boneheaded mistake and the Patriots defense pulled out a win against the Patriots special ed teams by losing the game.
Jackson Phillips
How much credit do you (random internet stranger) think we should give credit to pioneering QBs, like Otto Graham, Johnny Unitas, Roger Staubach, Dan Marion, etc?
Isaiah Rivera
if you plop brady or manning down in the 50s, they are shit.
Ian Morales
Nah, it was definitely Art Modell. Bill Belichick was building a real good team on the Browns (a team that would win the SB in 00’) by the time he was fired. They had progressed each year despite a full-scale rebuild and actually were given solid SB odds going into the ‘95 season, starting 3-1 before Modell broke their spirits by announcing the move to Baltimore.
Kayden Campbell
Based
Carter Rogers
New
Jonathan Miller
Arguably, but the 1999 Jets losing Testeverde in the first drive of the game against the Patriots (coached by Pete Carroll, replacing Bill Parcells) led to the Jets ultimately missing the playoffs and Parcells resigning, at the same time as Pete Carroll getting fired at the end of the season. Parcells' DC, who was BB then gets promoted internally, but as you know receives a blank check from Robert Kraft to coach in New England and thus takes it and resigns as the HC in New York. Bill goes 5-11 in 2000 and the Jets hire Al Groh in his place, then in the draft the Pats take a QB in the sixth round and that's what led us here. What's funny about that game was that the emergency quarterback who played for most of the game was "Two Points" Tom Tupa, who was the first man to convert a two point try for BB back on the Browns in 1995. The funny thing is that the Jets nearly won the game with Tupa, until Parcells benched him in the 4th quarter for all-time generational talent Rick Mirer. If they won the game they would have made the playoffs, possibly keeping Parcells and Belichick, and thus not allowing BB to go to NE. In short, it's the ultimate example of the butterfly effect in football.
Ryder Long
Fuck the Jest and FUCK Jew York
Wyatt Young
Jimmy tha God is winning an MVP danebro and he'll celebrate by fucking anyone he wants. Jimmy will fuck your mother and you'll be proud of it.