MLS cringe thread

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Not a sport.

Soccer is a game for women and children in the US, unironic followers of men’s soccer are cringy hipsters no one likes

There is any least cringe MLS football club which I could bandwagon?

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>dale dale dale dale O

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Why would you want to?

May as well embrace it. Vamos el tree is pretty good really.

None of them.

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For a new experience. I have a lot of time so I could follow non-european leagues.

That’s because it is inorganic and sterile. MLS fans are awful. And to think cities like Seattle are bursting at the seams with them

I do.
t. Club America and Boca Juniors bandwagon

>tfw no capo gf

That cannot be real

>John Terry is a queer
>He takes it in the rear

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The better fans sections like Seattle and Portland were organic, most everyone else is totally manufactured.

How many MLS fans are gayfags? The games 8ve watched have homo flags and armbans and shit fucking plastered everywhere.
Inclusion of everyone is fine, but why is every game a pride parade? I hate political shit in sports.

then how can you still have free time to watch another league?

>American outlaws
>need to follow rules and a schedule
Explain this

I'm a NEET and don't have any other tasks in a day.

Fuck capos.
(Repeat until signaled to stop)

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Because the gays want to support sports but they didn't feel welcome in other leagues where the entrenched fans were already mostly straight and conservative white dudes or black guys and rich, metropolitan boomers like the NBA.

It is no surprise that MLS is trying their best to be apolitical on anything that is the slightest bit controversial now that they're gaining a lot of viewership. Gays and antiafags seething that their little league club is being taken away.

Zoinks

holy shit is this real? Fucking lmao

Amerifags must condemn.

Wouldn't be surprised if it was.

you tell me, don't narcos establish criminal laws in your favela and if you disobey they will kill you? yes outlaws set their own laws.

>posting this every day for years
>every such thread is full of surprised posters
literal retards with short memory or new fags?

No, they don't.

It's kinda cute really, who ever wrote this writes/thinks like a little kid.

yeah they do. you can't bring strangers particularly gringos to certain favelas before checking with them otherwise they may think they are cops and kill them and you. come on. you know this. i watched some movie about favelas.

Soccer in general is cringe.

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>they're not really officially appointed
How so? Obviously they do exist and obviously they have been "approved" by the crowd but maybe they don't keep the records? Which is wrong since anyone may claim he is the capo and they will just fight with each other and cause tensions among the supporters. It has to be at least semi official. You people are weird. I am sure they are official at least in Germany due to their ordnung.

is that the only reason?? damn

I think it might actually be that haircut and those glasses.

I'm gay but I don't watch MLS. I only watch the premier league.

Didn’t we find this guys website and now his comment sections are covered in Yea Forums memes?

>forgot to bring beer money for my capo

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Oh you hate political shit? really. Then know that every game is a nazi parade in Europe. Does that sound better? *monkey sounds intensify*

>gray on white and that font
that looks like a reddit post, no?

How many years would I have to wait for a US state, whose only major professional sports franchise is a Major League Soccer team?

There's talks about Louisville Kentucky getting a team.

Minnesota's best professional team is an MLS team if that counts

Louisville isn't getting one as long as Cincy has a team

DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE AUSTIN

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I hope so.

and I don't mind having to wait for years or decades, I know that someday there will be a US state where your only major professional sports franchise is in Major League Soccer

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is that Austin FC no longer convince me

and now I want to wait until there is a state where your only major professional franchise is in the MLS

Only when CR becomes a state

>These people are everything during the game and we need to take care of them. No exceptions.

>OP

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You know what I love most about seeing my team play? Having a strict set of rules to follow so I don't anger some 30-year old man child.

MLS is kino

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*clap*

This can't be real.

wait for I N T E R M I A M I
Cringe name but guaranteed kino

This post can't be real.

LOL you losers are spamming a website dedicated to 2nd tier American soccer.

That's like raiding a down-syndrome persons butterfly collecting site.

t.brad

He looks like a onions version of seven merchant

Is DC United /our team/?

>MLS cringe
>post USL

what?

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it is

FUCK SEATTLE

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MLS desperately needs a bad guy team for everyone to seethe over like Lazio, Millwall or Rangers.

Imagine a team from Alabama or Mississippi who play muderball/hoofball on a torn up pitch while their fans raise hell and fly the Confederate flag in the stands.

Someone mentioned this in /mls/ recently and soiboys came out of the woodwork to mention how it'd never work

In other words, what you're saying is
>tfw no neo nazi mls club

eres hincha del acade?

For me, it's the chicano teams.

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This will never happen if any of you have ever browsed the fuckin mls reddit they are always on edge about NAHTZEESS

idiots with portland flairs will go on about how the proud boys are white nationalists and that antifa is needed and shit

they constantly cry about those four latino nazis at nycfc. i even got banned for debunking half of the shit.

Mls is gonna be leftist infested till it wears its self out

what’s with jews and Portland’s antifa fan club?

Throwback to when Yea Forums found fight and win guy's wedding registry and spammed the guestbook with FIGHT

I used to have season tickets with San Jose, and half of the chants were “fuck la”, which in my opinion makes them based

Not at all, I didn't mention Nazis.

There are parts of America where flying the Confederate flag and having attitudes otherwise considered "backward" is not only normal but a significant part of identity, not some fringe "nazi" opinion. The league is full of pro-LGBT antifa clubs, why not give them a real enemy? Why not give the people they complain so much about some representation? Otherwise it's just 24 generic franchises represented in the stands by the same metropolitan nu-males tripping over each other to make the most inclusive trans rights tifo.

Celtic needs it's Rangers, St Pauli needs it's Hamburg, so why not?

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Also, crazy George is great, he’s an old guy who goes into all the sections and bangs his drum and gets people to do chants, he used to play for them in the 70s I think but I wasn’t around then

He also sits in the stands with the fans and always talks to people that approach him, really cool guy, also sounds like he’s had a tracheotomy

owning a confederate flag makes you a neo nazi? You could probably tell that to some of the black people down here that own one, and find out what they'd tell you.

The reason it wouldn't work is because soccer is considered a faggot sport in the South. The rebel flag-waved, brawling drunkards everybody hates already exist a-plenty, they just watch college football instead (despite never having gone to college; there just aren't any NFL franchises in Mississippi and Alabama)
Even if the non-casual MLS fanbase weren't overwhelmingly left-leaning (which I don't even think Americans are aware of, I've only ever heard complaints about liberal politics in MLS on spee and never in real life), you'd still have to sell soccer as a rough-n-tumble working class sport to a bunch of rednecks. Just not happening.

Seen this thread only once before and it was a different team. Take you're pills

Kek

Capos aren't appointed by the team, why does anyone think this? These are for supporter groups. Did you... actually think MLS as an organization was hiring screeching manchildren to demand beer money from ticket-buying patrons?

Where does play?

krazy george didn't play for them, he was the teams hype man back in the 70's. He's also the guy who invented the mexican wave (at an Oakland A's or a hockey game)

my dad told me he once brought live bears onto the field before a game because the other team's goalie kept a teddy bear in net for luck

its a meme you dipshit

>Long U-S-A *clap*

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It is, with the distinction that they're doing it voluntarily, which is even worse

for me its seven-four

European football cringe topic

90% of Yea Forums users support one of the big 10 clubs like the customer they are

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CLAP

rate

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>Spanish translations
ohnonononoonnonono America....

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LGBTQXBRAP

lol fart fetishists are in now

kek, wanted to post this, too

No one gives a fuck about this gay ass beaner antifa sport.

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>they’re
Oof

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I just went to mls subreddit and it's everything I expected.

>Vamos USA

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Wrong

doopin' thread

Grim

It's not, though.

>Does that sound better?
Yes?