*destroys your defense*

*finishes 3rd in ligue uh after Lyon and Stade Rennais*
3-3-4 you fucking leaf

honestly PSG's signings have been pretty gud this window
I'm shocked

Yet another drama queen. Exactly what PSG needed.

>Nerman face
lmao

And C-M has actually been playing okay as the back up now that he's got used to Tuchel's meme system.

The other one is Draxler imao

He's gonna carry them to them all the way...... to the quarterfinals

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Fuck that. They're gonna play a 3-2-5, set records in France and get knocked out by Tottenham in the round of 16.

1-1-8

nobody in that pic will be there next year

>barcelona

>inter miami

>fuck knows

>real

i dont understand what icardi sees in that wife of his. she is a horrible cunt and not even attractive.

Mbappe isn't going to Madrid for at least 3-4 more years

what the fuck is that keeper swap deal. why the fuck would real madrid want areola.............................

world champion

Because he'll be second keeper and shut the fuck up

t. areolas mum

PSG going to play with four strikers, just like in the 30s

does PSG have a good locker room atmosphere?

Probably witchcraft, come to Moscow and I’ll show you this kind of women, they seem to glide through life effortlessly like nymphs by their gods of gold, they don’t even have to be exceptionally attractive. Admirable, really.

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two real cuties there plus they are all infinitely more attractive than wanda, even that bloke.

Daggering scrawny white coach around is a great team-building tool.

Navas
Thiago Silva
Marquinhos
Bernat - Verratti - Meunier
Di Maria - Mbappé - Cavani - Icardi - Neymar

They might have a real shot at the CL this year if neymar stops being a cunt and no one else creates any drama or gets injured

Why would Ngumbappe want to stay in a farmer's league like the French?

*Destroys their legs*

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why would messi want to stay at barca

will they pass to him though

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>cacavani

he's been there for his entire life and change doesn't sit well with autists

Why does Cavani hate Mbappe?

he should have played for spain.

cavani is a fascist (based)

this and he is obviously not a person who wants new challenges

More like "*destroys own locker room*", innit.

Kek

*destroys your locker room*

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Hopefully they get humiliated in the CL again.

can't believe PSG maanged to snatch the best striker in the world

>She will never spit champagne in your mouth while she rides you
Why live?

>Ywn fuck wanda
Why even live bros

I see what you did there

Lel

>Muuuh le farmer leagueeeeeee

Almost 2 years old stat

>unironically losing to Ole's manure over TWO legs

LMAO!!

Navas can win them the whole thing, idiots have continuously criminally underestimated this guy for years

Fun true fact: Wanda is best friend's with Leonardo's wife. That's how Icardi got there actually, through her networking. Leonardo is a big dick club director, I trust him to handle this bimbo of an agent without a sweat.

I think PSG will be Zidane's next job

Handling big egos is his only strength

That Wanda situation is completely insane. Your sport is like a movie.

>Zidane coaching PSG ever
Lmao

Zidane, while he never played for them, is rooting for OM ( he was born in marseille ) knowing him he will never coach paris because of rivalry.

>I think PSG will be Zidane's next job
I think you are a moron. ZZ's destiny will take him to the French National Squad again, isn't it fucking obvious by now? he's only respectfully waiting for Deschamps to leave. And yeah, Zizou was born in Marseilles, so to imagine him working for PSG is quite hysterical.

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