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dana getting that oil money
PVZ would clean Ngannou's clock
PVZ would clean Ngannou's cock
You take that back, race mixing is haram Abdul
Champ Shit Only
Champ shit only
News: www.bjpenn.com
As much of a meme that the "story of the fight" is, goobs proves that no matter what you do or say, or even whether you lose or not - if people love you and how you make them feel, you'll outdo even the hardest of workers.
There are many fighters greater than Conor, but none have matched his excitement or charisma and when he returns the crowds will once again chant his name.
was he a can?
winning the story of the fight isn't a meme
have you not seen Rocky?
ME FOOT
im thinking you should retire this one
BJ "Blow Job" Penn
I'm starting to realize this dude posts here because he hates mma
Actually it is quite halal
Will anyone still talk about how good of a fighter blowjob once was after his upcoming 9th loss in a row?
Why would someone spend hours on a board he/she doesn't like, brainlet!
What stupid logic is that?! /heem/ is one of the best thread on Yea Forums your logic is retarded and so are you!
I hope BJ Penn never wins a fight again
The question remains, just how good is fat drunk guy?
Dustin - 28-0
Tony - 29-0
Gaethje - 30-0
WW Champ- 31-0
GSP - 32-0
Thats the baddest man on the planet Andy Ruiz.
Looking forward to this heembedded my friends. Waiting to get home to watch it on me 55 incher.
He'd unironically heem most of the UFC, anybody below 155 is going night night.
Inshalah maleikum salam alah akbar
the funniest thing about this was tony replying in spanish to something werdum said in portugese
Fuck Habib he will dodge Tony.
27-1 on Saturday.
Werdum speaks Spanish my guy
The ultimate jinx has spoken.
In many ways, JDS lost the battle, but won the war streamable.com
Um guys....
youtube.com
youtube.com
BREAKING NEWS! Khabib just got injured!
looks like a mexi baby
diarrhea shitty poopoo on Khabib's face haha
Dustin has no chance, unfortunately.
kek khabib is flushed
Miss me wit that bullshit bwah
this, so, much, this
but werdum can also speak and understand english. I'm not sure tony can hear the difference
Lol you really do forget how often Canor cheated in that fight and Herb did nothing about it
you know remember joanna jerdzydizydizk
Cringe
>Thinking shitbib is actually unbeatable
He literally cant get takedowns after the 7 minute mark into a fight
jesus christ
Hi UCOP / U COPE
KHABIB IS UNDEFEATED
KHABIB IS 27-0
KHABIB IS INVINCIBLE
KHABIB IS THE INDISPUTABLE OBJECTIVE GOAT
You suck
what is uriah faber doing mixing dna with joanna?
dustin will take khabib down early, grind him out, make him little bit tie red, little bit break his face, little bit make him tap
I'm 6'2" 255 lbs and have been lifting for 2 years. I would heem everyone here
I'm not a Khabib fan you spastic but I hope he wins so that losers like you can keep seething forever
I am here for smash this kuffar
>I'm not a Khabib fan you spastic but I hope he wins
That makes you a fan, brainlet!
>losers like you
>"losers"
Yep, 12 year old CONfirmed! Conor Bless!
You're clearly mentally ill and it was self inflicted
Grabbing gloves, grabbing shorts, grabbing the fence, illegal strikes....and he still lost
I really don't like Khabib but he is an incredible fighter and he's going to smersh Poirier and whisper to him the whole time.
>Plz... Geev up now. I hurt you too much. Plz
Hi GAYbriel!
Conor did cheat a ton. There's no need to cope though because despite all the cheating he still went full Mctapper mode.
Name 1 good khabib win
Woah woah I was just playing bro it's just business man take it easy
Posting my slip again, feel free to meme the shit out of me but I think this weekend will be all about
>Kuffar BTFO
Al
Taleb will win
>Uses the word "MacTapper"
Yep, seething Nate Diva fan confirmed!
>a literal realtor
The overrated "double champ"
Hey wouldnt it be funny if we gave dustin... like if we gave dustin like... you know... like a muslim or middle eastern sounding name... heh.
4channel: Conor Mcgregor
Reddit: Khabib Nurmagomedov
Name 1 good Tony win
Cowdad
Salikhov is a can
Certainly possible, I had to add him for the strong Muslim name though. And he has a strong Kung Fu background which makes me even more biased. What do you like about Nordine?
Michael Johnson... oh wait lmao
Tony won the story of the fight though
no he didn't you fucking reddit faggot
I've seen that Salikhov guy fight once and he looked like a bum.
Khabib
In hindsight, it's sad we never got to see Yoel "You need respect Cuba" Romero heem Bisping for the belt and instead had to settle for boring ass GSP getting the belt and immediately retiring. The taste of casuals has so much influence in the ufc, but that's just how the game is. GSP was a huge name so of course he would get that fight even though he didn't deserve it. Yoel may be the best fighter to never get the belt when it's all said and done. youtu.be
Everyone has beaten Cowboy lol
I'm going to fix you
Agreed except for Gaethje. I think 31-0 and retirement.
Dana is a real slimeball weasel but Bisping was ducking hard faking injuries
Seriously name 1 good Tony win. Can't think of a single one!
Khabib would be flushed into the Marianas trench were he to fight nate diaz
>Everyone who doesn't like Conor is a Khabib or Nate fan
Nah, but now that you mention it Canor was seething that Nate called out Jorge "Gamebred" Masvidal instead of Canor "McNuggets" Mcgayor
based and cucuypilled
Is it possible for anyone to develop knockout power or is it up to genetics?
Edson Barboza
>s-stop liking Tony!
Khabib beat Michael Johnson
Tony lost to Michael Johnson
Case closed!
Unflushed and undefeated fighters only:
Jon Jones
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Paulo Costa
Israel Adesanya
Mackenzie Dern
I wish that were me (gestating in her belly)
yes. Stop liking that fucking cringe reddit faggot
best kicker in the ufc
When Conor heemed Aldo you jumped into the Nate Diva bandwagon.... after the second fight you jumped into the Eddie Alvarez bandwagon. You will always be a Conor hater because your favorite fighters love to lose.
Conor has accomplished everything in the UFC he doesn't need to fight again... everyone calls him out because they want to get paid because they are all broke bums including your new hype job gay bread gaspital
Okay reddit
heh, you forgot one big one
me...
genetics, though you can work on the muscles required to make a snappy motion and harden up your hand bones to make them heavier, but also more likely to jack up your joints, get bone spurs and arthritis
Wewy I think PvZ kicks harder
*cocks ufc title
*fires shot at khabib
Yeah Bisping wanted that payday bad I wish he would have gotten stripped or something since he was inactive for so long. Yoel having the real belt would have made the first Whittaker Romero fight more meaningful even though it still was great fight, but then again we may not have seen Yoel heem Luke. It's also weird Bisping fought Gastelum so soon after the gsp fight.
He showed good fight instincts(for a drunk). He went for a single but circled the wrong way. He then threw a combo right hook-left hook, again, while fucking drunk.
This all tells me that he had at least some decent training.
Khabib fans are the worst autistic muslim dipshits. Believe me, I'm surrounded by them.
The dream scenario for me is for Khabib to win the fight but to lose the story, lol. Maybe getting fucked up by Poirier for 4.5 rounds and then getting a fluke KO or something. And then he proceeds to get KOed by Conor in the rematch.
I hate Conor too, though, so I'm kinda conflicted.
if reddit liked bridges would you jump off one? thought so, dumb ass nerds
el redditcuy fags BTFO
Heem. Why word heem? Maybe heemleberry or heemsorial. Heem spells nothing, begins nothing possible, unto Webster. It is my very, very own heem. Heem in the teeth of the wind and in the faces of governments and men. Heem. Heem univited, heem unexcited, heem retiring into his own heemhood. I built a wooden heem once and fooled no one. I painted heem in oils and ran out of canvas. But I shall follow wherever heem leads til heem vanish into darkness.
Yes I would literally rather die than be one of those faggots
>wahhh Canor Canor Canor
Shut up your boi is retired. Nut riders like you are the only thing keeping him relevant.
colby is the UFC's premier striker. get with it.
Bisping pretending to be hurt and holding out for the GSP payday was annoying. Remember the GSP fight was scheduled to happen in July but then GSP and Dana had a falling out, so Dana said Romero will fight Bisping and then Bisping started crying about being injured, and then when it was finally sorted out that it'd happen in November, Bisping was fine again.
Usually people with lower IQs are annoying so the muzzies can be toxic and cringe. Dunning-Kruger effect they actually think they know what they're talking about because they saw one good Kanbib fight and became "fans" after ufc 229. They're all kids, annoying.
conor is the good guy
lol go norf fc, right. Like, go titans!
awlkward angles fer sher
How has this guy not been viciously KO'd yet? His defense is awful
You're just mad no one rides your nuts, incel!
Have sex! Bend the knee to the future!
>B-but r-r-reddit
Why don't you go back so you can save more graphs you cazzie
>but to lose the story
Whoever started this meme is demented
There's no such thing as innate "knockout power". If Nate Diaz is standing there flat footed with his eyes closed and chin in the air, anyone who knows basic punching technique could drop him (maybe not KO but you see my point). Has just as much to do with how well the person you hit is prepared to absorb the shot. And the technique/mechanics of the punch are a lot more important than raw strength. Genetics definitely help though, Deontay Wilder started boxing in his 20s but seems to have a God-given gift for knocking dudes dead.
Calm down reddit
Because granite chin and Colby "Chaos Cardio" Covington never gasses.
Obsessed self-hating redditors
You're the only ones bringing it up
Go back, back for you go
>Mandrama fan
Should have known. Just like all other Canor nut huggers.
true /heem/ers can't even name fighters
Mods, please. I'm begging you. Where the FCUK is my flair
I bet he's that autistic trip from the last thread
He is too creative in there
>R-r-reddit
The absolute state of (you)
>Reddit's favorite fighter
>beat 0 good fighters
>record full of no name cans and old men
>ducked Khabib twice
>lost to Michael Johnson
>got knocked down like 5 times vs Lando Cannata
>dirty fighter
>already 39(-4) yo with damaged knees and CTE
It's not a meme. Conor won the story when Kanbib decided to chimp out and act like a barbaric sub-human by jumping over the cage and trying to fight Dildo Danis.
Conor won the story when he showed class and was escorted while the crowd was cheering for him.
Canbib on the other hand had to be escorted not by his friends but by security and had a beer thrown at his face!
Now tell me who won the story?
Cool it plebbit
>Nobody picked Zhang Weili
My favorite since she fought Tecia
You don't know how fucking right you were. Like a quick search on my national newspaper website will show you. They almost never covered MMA (one or two article about Ronda) before that fight. Now everytime Conor/Khabib post on ig, it's fucking news, lol.
I suspect this is also the case in other muslim countries.
Cocaine really is the most fucking annoying drug.
>Posting Reddit screenshots on heem
Really dude you need to go back
>Gets heemed by a guy with half a leg
Go sniff more coke and picos you down the hill fighter.
That word lost all meaning in 2007. Find a better word, kid.
Would not surprise me at all tbqh
Lol Nate called out Jorge and Mcnuggets had to edit the instagram draft post he had lined up to remind people he had a majority decision robbery over him. Dude's a clown!
If I were you, I'd leave the door open so you don't have to pay for repairs when I come to get what's mine, THAT WELTERWEIGHT BELT
Only proving me right with this shit, you obsessed underaged loser.
WWE is for losers
you are a fucking idiot kek
Sorry Stipe, but Colby is the lineal heavyweight champion
Warlley Alves* you mean
>Gets heemed
You use this word "heem" and I don't think you know what it means
Its Turk or Afghani. She refers to her baby as Asian and her husband looks like a Turk. Its funny cause /pol/tards use that image to promote the creation of white babies.
wrong, that happened before Colby defeated Cormier (who weight in at 266, thus making it a non title fight).
Yeah it means you're a fucking casual!
Sure is summer in here.
WWE is for losers
At least I don't post Reddit screenshots like you. People like you are ruining heem. Go shit up Reddit with your Reddit bullshit.
damn he's a big guy
Felders win over Vick doesn't look that good now after Hooker walked through him.
>wmma tier striking
he's lucky he has god tier cardio and good wrestling
#blackexcellence
The way he throws the left hook is so cringey
you ain't heem son. You don't even know who elessdee123 is.
>Conor McGregor Fans Facebook Page
Please tell me you didn't actually just post a Facebook meme. This was supposed to be a troll right? You don't actually follow a Conor McGregor fans Facebook page right?
anyone want to argue about who's more reddit with me
>me in front of the guy on the right
1. Jon Jones
2. Stipe
3. Schevchiko
Dominated every fight with striking. He is the best striker in the UFC.
>Snoozechenko
Awful taste
rename the file to KANGS
Yeah because I don't get on Reddit nerd
Your opinion doesn't matter to me, literal casual.
Nice Costa bandwagon.... what's next, Paul Felder!?
No wonder he almost got cut. Theodorou tier striking
I'll say it again, you ain't heem. Only making it more clear.
Colby heems Khabib.
Change my mind.
Tony beat Tibau
Khabib lost to Tibau
Case closed
Iaquinta would destroy Canor
I'll say it again, stop posting Reddit screenshots
You don't browse heem
>Khabib lost to Tibau
You're fake news
>C-casual
You must have picked Yoel kek
Colby couldnt heem a terminal cancer child with those hands
27-0
Why are you screenshotting videos of this girl?
khabib won the decision but lost the fight
African fighters are DOMINATING the ufc
>He went to decision
The absolute state of kanbib fans.
Conor has never gone to a decision! He KO's people STIFF! Except Nate, we all know he has a granite chin.
I do I just don't look at Reddit screenshots because it's all soiboi bullshit
Michael Johnson
Last man to beat tony
Only man to rock and wobble Khabib
just how good is Michael Johnson?
I don't watch roid matches.
I know you like your men roided to the gills. I skipped that match. Both of them are bums. Bobby Knuckles will heem both of them... again.
I like to think that Costa is just a hollow Mech and that when he fights it's really Cejudo inside controlling him
Africans are to winning as Asians are to losing
>He never goes to decision!
>Except for when he did
What the fuck did you mean by this?
Huh?
Who said he would try to KO kanbib with hands.
you clearly don't buddy.
best left in the UFC
Not to mention he was 3 times Conors size
Nate doesn't count because it was at 170.
But we all know he dropped him twice.
Based and entirely possible
Last time Canor won a fight Obama was still president hahahahahaha
He had his time. It is no longer his time. He has joined the dust of posterity
Michael Johnson is a b-b-b-east for sure
But h-h-e dropped him trice.
I do I just don't follow your gay reddit drama
nothing to follow which you would know if you browsed heem
Me foot was a balloon and I fought a LHW
He got beat by Justin GayCheese.
>Didn't watch the Natty Bowl
>Doesn't like steroids
>Doesn't like exciting fights
You are unironically cringe and low test
apologize to conor nao
I didn't realize Conor still made sand people seethe. What an absolute legend. A champion forever
Pedophile loser. Why'd you stop spamming you useless mong?
t. juicer
>s-s-eething
You're the one still seething over a loss that happened a year ago
>he likes the guy that looks like ricky martin
Yeah I know you're gay but you don't have to shove it in my face!
This. The absolute state of reddit moralfags
Holy shit it's true. The absolute state of Canor. The only reason he hasn't retired yet is so he can keep selling his whiskey to his assblasted fans by pretending he'll fight again.
I'll come out and say it. I am sexually attracted to mini Khabib.
>Mudslimes best retort is 'n-no you'
Based and predictablepilled
Fuck it, me too.
Have you seen these ISIS inbreds?!
Jannies should IP ban these goat fuckers!
Learn to lose
Who is that supposed to look like? Or did you just want an excuse to post Ricky Martin?
>This is what Canor fans have to resort to
>False flagging as literal pedophiles cause they're mad their self-insert lost
Never seen anything more pathetic
is tony a drawl?
no idea what you're talking about but I unironically want to fuck mini khabib
That's supposed to look like that bandwagon hype train you're on.
>A champion forever
Kill yourself and do the planet a huge favor
Sometimes I think a lot of these Conor fags are actually Ali posing as Conor dick riders because they make Khabib seem so much more tolerable in comparison to Conor.
>muh
cringe
Among mma fans , surely. General public doesnt know him yet though because he hasn't been advertised and they only know who shows up on the commercials and ads
Seriously kill yourself
it's been confirmed: reddit screenshots are peak reddit
why does poirier have such a faggy walk/stride?
How many belts has kanbib accomplished?
How many has Conor... Let's count.
Conor Cage Warriors - 2
Conor UFC - 2
Not even including interim belts.
Kanbib's baby's first belt.
LOL.
10 years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice
lol do you know where you are lad?
Always exciting and a champion until death. Forever my boy and secure in his greatness. I pity sand people.
why? I've done literally nothing wrong. Go on reddit if you want to moralfag for updoots
>Please encourage my mental illness pedophilia this is Yea Forums bro
Even hardened criminals don't put up with pedophiles
WOOOOO!!!! STILL GOT IT
Oh yeah, the khabib fan base isn't the most toxic fan base full of mudslimes and all being 12 year olds.
Keep dropping those retarded logics just like in the last thread, your double digit IQ is starting to show.
Go kys and do the world a massive favor so no one has to read your slimey perversions
>Hurr reddit
Guy on the bus just gave me a shitty look do you guys reckon I should take his back and submit him
Lmfao. They built a big arena and it only seats 15,000. Abu Dadi is like Elliott Rodger:the place
if you have to ask, you're shook
You've practically been here all day long writing demented Canor fan-fiction and posting cringey Khabib edits with Muslim names. You're the quintessential Mcgregor fanboy and you are mentally ill.
They need to shoot WWE style promos for El Cucuy where he is staged deep in the jungle massacring a family of indigenous
I just deleted my toe on the bedpost :(
This is a board of peace and a family oriented-board, refrain from your faggotry.... >>> Yea Forums is that other way!
herb dean would end it early and everyone would contest your victory
pretty sure mel gibson did that
This. A true warrior trusts his instincts and relies on his training in times of great turmoil.
Bus bullies have already won the battle and the war.
A pity.
Jon?
I want to stick my hairy fat veiny erect cock deep into mini Khabib until she squeals and bleeds and you can fuck off you soi nerd
There was an Aussie in the last thread was still complaining about the Andrade slam on Rose kek
Sorry, kid. Your opinion matters not.
This is /heem/ board of Conor McGregor. Muzzies need not apply.
And you can go kill yourself you useless waste of oxygen literally no one would notice and no one would miss you
ufc light heavyweight daniels cormier
This is the sad state of your life:
archive.4plebs.org
Did you even go outside today?
Spoken like a true incel
>2019
>still shilling for the little boy that got flushed in 40 seconds by a literal who
OH NO NO NO NO
>le edgy Yea Forums "humor"
Some people really refuse to grow up
you revved kid? Not even a joke, btw
I party hearty.... and lunch time is crunch time.
I can't post the video when I was at the club last week because Yea Forums will ban me for 24 hours and I rather keep you muzzie seething.
Mate when I read your opinions on fighting I don't grow up I throw up and you need to shut up.
Tony seems more like the the indigenous who would be scalping someone. He needs to feel that crunch up close and personal to enjoy the blood.
I doubt there's anyone here who legitimately even likes Khabib but these Canor fanboys are so demented they have to roleplay as Khabib fanboys and Canor fans and argue against themselves and their multiple personality disorders flairs up cause the morons can't even tell if they're arguing against other people or their own imagination
>dos Santos scored 58.4 points out of a possible 60 to land in first place on opening night
Great work, junior!
What are you talking about imbecile?
>p-p-lease grow up and be mature.
Only kids say that. That means you're underaged and if caught you will be permabanned, kid!
>The pedophile is still revved cause no one gave him thumbs up
I watched all the fights illegally and i never tried the whiskey
Sounds like you're desperately trying to project your own mental disorders on others. Occams Razor.
Lol why didn't he throw a single punch?
easy to out strike fighters when they're arms too heavy to strike. he's applying the Hendricks gameplan where you start off wrestling then punch them. the main difference is Big Rig had power but no gas tank
All you have to do is follow my trip.... find my youtube link from the past.... go to my youtube channel.... click on playlists.... and click on "unlisted"
ta daaaaaaaaaa!
magic!
Yea Forums is a board of truth no lies shall be posted here on /heem/ Conor bless!
I just called you a bitch and everyone agreed.
didn't wanna hurt the little fella
You're the only one projecting here. Khabib fans don't exist on heem, so you losers have to pretend to be Khabib fans and post your little scat themed posts that only you find funny.
>Occams razor
Throwing this out doesn't make you look smart. You don't even know what it means.
>I doubt there's anyone here who legitimately even likes Khabib
Retard
premier
I'm not the one who posted about minikhabib. You should reply to the appropriate person.
>Everyone agreed
Everyone living inside your head including Santa?
Conor has been posted here today non-stop and he hasn't even announced a fight. At least Khabib is fighting this weekend.
Everyone is anonymous here. You're not important at all.
He won the story
Yeah I'm sorry you've actually uncovered a massive heem posting conspiracy and aren't a deranged faggot.
Rose Namajunas is live on Youtube right now....
>pls watch my blog
nope. btw you already lost the argument and replying is just sad
So you like Khabib then?
If Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov loses to Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier then I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion
That means no one cares about khabib.
I'm not the one who defended him all day, about 20 anons /heem/sters defended Conor side by side with me. Not to mention the many Tony fans and Dustin fans.
No one likes kebab. Sorry.
I've absolutely zero respect for fighters with tattoos
Idiots like you aren't smart enough to create a conspiracy, your mental illness and insipid stupidity has that covered. One only needs to browse these threads for a day to see the kind of stupidity retards like you love to spam and think is funny.
Then don't worry If I have sex or not, incel.
they would fuck you in the ass until you came and you'd be powerless to stop them
jesus fuck not one strike landed
Embedded
Whenever I read a post like this I assume someone irl has spoken to you in this manner revently
Dakota Cochrane
You're a nobody who desperately wants to become a somebody. Go make some actual friends.
Only I say when I have lost an argument and by that means NEVER! I always win, like Conor!
Conor bless! Stay mad, don't forget to seethe and cope, cassie!
Now this is pure projection. Notice I wasn't responding to you, but you felt the need to insert yourself into the conversation cause you knew I was describing exactly what you and others do here all day.
>implying you won't do that if khabib also wins.
There you go, asking me again about friends. I think you are starting to project really hard.
Humor is subjective. Anyone telling you otherwise is a mark.
every schaub hater is a mark
WWE is for losers
Won't surprise me if she hangs out in Area 51 and the kids who raid it will end up having to fight her as the final boss!
broke the record for strikes landed
UFC's premier striker
How are those love pats counted as strikes?
I'm really sorry you feel so powerless but maybe you should focus on fixing yourself so people can tolerate you
You can enjoy whatever you like
*blocks your path
what do?
Are you going to keep projecting all night? Notice how you still keep seething about a post that wasn't about you or directed at you. The only reason you're even mad is cause you know you do what was described cause you're a loser with no alternate form of entertainment.
That cawlmedly special is gonna win an oscar bee
Don't apologise like a pussy. I'm not a Khabib fan either, but Conor is a whiskey salesmen who gets shilled her non-stop by Mcnuthuggers. Khabib still fights. I talk a ton of shit about Khabib and have been hyping up Porier, but the Conor fans here today made me realize they are still somehow more pathetic than Khabib fans.
You seem really sad but also you like you deserve to be and I'd happily heem you.
>my big brained theory isn't stupid, it's simply too big brained for all of you
you sound like a bitter defensive loser who over-estimates his own intelligence.
Keep projecting you imbecile. I'm glad my initial assessment of what morons like you do here was correct.
Based
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Huge impact
Huge power in Colby's hands
That sorry was clearly fake. No one gives a fuck about who you like.
It's not a "big brained theory" it's a literal observation of how this general gets whenever a popular fighter they don't like is about to fight. It doesn't take any intelligence to see how demented mugs like you try to entertain yourselves with all the role-playing you do.
praise allah...
>popular fighter
>khabib
girlslaughing.jpg
It was most strikes attempted* dumbass. I like Colby, but get your shit right. I swear Aussie posters always get shit wrong you must have double digits IQs down there. Max still has the record for most landed. Max landed over a 100 more strikes in 1 less round dumbass cazzie.
>Conor fans
It's just that retarded trip
Colby just doesn't have an ounce of testosterone in his body. Wears eyeliner like a woman, was so scared of Werdum that he had to call the cops over a piece of plastic being thrown at him, and then this weak baby "striking". Weili Zhang hits harder than him. Actually embarrassed for the lad.
fake stats
colby landed more
deliberate sabotage
My biggest fan.
S E E T H E muzzie!
look at this nerd
> defending the roid ape werdum
I don't like Khabib that's why I told the faggot to stop apologizing like a little girl
You now love khabib's wife
This
that isn't a towel, fake news
He didn't even finish Robbie. Tyron finished him in a minute. Just embrace the strikes attempted record it's just as impressive it shows his ridiculous porn star cardio.
minikhabib is under the towel
>it's just as impressive it shows his ridiculous porn star cardio.
tyron also got his ass fucked against the fence by a fighter who employs a nearly identical style to colby.
This is why Colby always carries around TWO women! One is not enough!
Usman is far better and stronger than Cringinton
*larping intensifies*
usman is soft
I still remember you faggots telling me Tony pulling out of 223 was an April Fools joke
brappppp
Undefeated in the octagon
he's a filthy sandwich plagiarist, the quiznos of mma
> tapping to a choke that's not even in
Based Brapentina Stenchenko
> marty usman is good at wrestling
youtube.com
eyepoking should be an automatic loss and suspension
Better than tapping to Warlley Alves
BIG DICK ENERGY
It triggers all the soibois here
You being the biggest soiboi of them all. The porn star on the left had to make a video denying that she had sex with Colby cause it would hurt her reputation.
he had injured ribs which restricted his breathing
Bisping would unironically have won that fight.
>caring about what porn stars do to save face
are you even a man?
#believeallwomen
Imagine being such a cringelord soiboy that a woman who has had sex with thousands of men on camera makes a video denies having sex with you because it'd look bad for her:
Just let that sink in and imagine how much of a soiboy Canby Cringinton needs to be
You sound like a typical white knight.
*tips fedora
Have sex incel... Yea Forums is for MEN
Are you sure you don't belong in /hm/ or /mlp/?
Hahahaha you're larping as a soiboi that porn stars turn down hahaha get some better larp material you toothless toad
It's probably because she's a libtard and probably got bullied by blacks and other libtards crying "you had sex with a raycist".
I'm sure it has to do with politics.... but who cares Colby gets more pussy each day than you every will, incel!
Have sex!
Sorry I ruined your larps Yea Forumsros :x
>than you every will
Seething so hard can't even see straight. You've replied 3 times to defend your boyfriend
how's it a larp to enjoy a fighter?
>Have sex
Unlike Colby
mostly a lurker m8, just think how invested you are in all of this is rather cringe and certainly much more embarassing than being a top ranked welterweight.
Colby isn't a soiboi, nerd!
#NerdBash2019 America's favorite UFC fighter.... Donald Trump's favorite fighter, I bet you voted for shillary or bernie.
/heem/ is a Republican board. Go be a literal s o i b o i somewhere else, commie.
>y-y-ou're a v-v-virgin!
He really is he went on the Joe Rogan podcast and started crying kek he must have been off cycle
>/heem/ is a Republican board
good goy
>he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Why do I smell the smegma coming out of your mouth?
You sound like a teenager. Not your fault, but no one is going to take your impotent rage seriously.
@colbycovington porn stars you fuck them and go about your business BUT NOT ME IM NOT THAT PORN STAR I GET MAD ATTACHED AND YES YOU BETTER WINE AND DINE ME AFTER THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
why did Kelsi Monroe she say this to Colby? Seems she was simply mad she couldn't hold onto the man after the business went down.
>le fight for israel meme
Conor laughs at your politics on Yea Forums
>He's still replying
You have some serious mental deformity that if left untreated will result in catastrophe for anyone in your vicinity
Ok? who you think you is
>Believing pornstars
>Calls me a soiboi
Kek ok bud
I said I was sorry for ruining your stupid larp. You don't need to take it so personally.
>A porn star has to make a video calling you out on fake news
Embarrassing.
People irl are already used to me. We all know everyone larps on Yea Forums.
/heem/ is for the MEN not the weak.
You're barely a man
I'm sure my wife disagrees.
>Larping
No Colby fans have actually had sex we don't need to larp
>Believing Canby's sex stories
I believe he had 4 guys instead
Anime pillows don't count.
>He doesn't have a wife or GF
lolol. The absolute state of c u c k s.
Seethe harder.
>Haha that porn star cardio is epic bro banged some epic porn stars this weekend like a boss!
Sure thing kiddo
You would like that wouldn't you gayboi? Spew your gay fantasies somewhere else
I'm neutral in the colby discussion but bragging about fucking a pornstar is just a bout the cringiest shit I can image
You're running to the defense of a "man" who got exposed for making up fake sex stories by a porn star. You're already gay and don't know it.
>Mentioning anime
Now I truly know you're an incel.
Have sex.... and not with your hand.
>Muh wife
You don't have a wife, no real life breathing woman would be crazy enough to shackle down with a loser like you
> "Maybe you did have sex with three porn stars, but it was not me" Kelsi Monroe
Colby never said he had a foursome with Kelsi Monroe. He said he had a foursome with porn stars. Kelsi Monroe then came out and confirmed that Colby did have a foursome, but that she wasn't one them, but she seems quite mad about not being "wined and dined" so maybe she's just seething and was part of it.
would be career suicide if she banged someone who wears a maga hat on the reg
Izzy looks on the verge of tears
this is an anime website homie
I'm a 24 yo virgin
>loser
Again, kid. That word.... only kids use it.
If found to be underaged you will be permabanned. Try not to make it too obvious next time, your 12 year old is showing.
>Kelsi Monroe then came out and confirmed that Colby did have a foursome
No she didn't. Colby posted a picture on instagram with Kelsi in and he said he banged all the women in the photo. Kelsi said nothing like that happened. You're literally caught having to defend another man making up fake sex stories...Think about how awful your priorities have dropped, I'm sure at some point they were much higher than this.
Why would any porn star want to get wined and dined by a literal nobody cage fighter?
c u c k s
>Muh wife
The larping has gone too far loser. You don't have a wife.
>paying a pornstar to have sex with you makes you le based and redpilled Chad
You're right #I_Side_With_Her. Hoes can and always should be trusted.
why are you defending a porn star? why would anybody wine and dine one
>loser
Again, only kids use that word.
Tony - 28-1
I'm not defending a porn star, I'm laughing at Cringington's fake stories and the fact that porn stars are ashamed of having sex with him, even for free.
not in /heem/
>He doesn't have enough money to fuck his favorite pornstar
The absolute state of wage c u c k s
Schaub already exposed Canby as the fraud that he is. I side with Schaub.
No it makes you cringe and bluepilled. Everyone should be a virgin and just compliment fat chicks for being brave.
>white knighting for porn stars on the internet
>cracking the whip of justice against people who lied about fucking pornstars
>wants you to rethink your priorities
yikes
That dude looks like Steve Morrison from wmmr
>Colby posted a picture on instagram with Kelsi in and he said he banged all the women in the photo.
wrong.
this is the photo that Kelsi was referring to. No mention of him having sex with Kelsi in this photo. instagram.com
He talks about the foursome in this video, and does not mention Kelsi.
youtube.com
> Kelsi said nothing like that happened.
No, she literally said "Maybe you did have sex with three porn stars, but it was not me"
You are wrong.
>Doesn't know what white knighting means
Wew.
You're white knighting another man.
I couldn't care less about Kelsi, you're the one treating Colby like he's your father.
You're a friendless loser with daddy issues.
>WOW WE DIDN'T THINK CONOR COULD DO IT BUT WITH THE HELP OF POIRIER THEY WERE ABLE TO BEAT KHABIB
Can't wait for Colby to end the Usman meme bros
>those traps and huge capped delts.
natty
stay in denial bruddah
>Maybe
Yeah and he posted a picture of Kelsi in it to imply she was part of the group. You are wrong and you're a moron for even taking this so seriously. You're actually gullible enough to believe Colby's fake stories.
It was a two men effort... and if you look closely Dana lost his legs in the process.... Khabib was leg humping Dana
he looks like a the evil guy from a Bond movie. Look at that smile. "I'll kill you" That what it looks like.
Sorry I ruined your larp Yea Forumsruddah
>Yeah and he posted a picture of Kelsi in it to imply she was part of the group
No. The picture does not talk about a foursome. A foursome involves 3 women and 1 man. There are four women in that picture with Colby. That would be a fivesome.
>I side with the guy who got cukked on a ppv by Travis Browne
Figured
I heard Nate Diaz pulled in 208 girls and had a 209some!
Is this true?
I think you're low-key socially autistic if you think Colby is telling the truth. Even in that video you posted, he says he has a new girl each day, I bet you're dumb enough you actually believe this to be true. Btw I'm a Nigerian prince and I own some land in your name, would you be interested in? Just paypal me $5000 and it's all yours. Idiot.
If he's overrated then it's not a good win, brainlet.
>I side with the guy who Schaub exposed as being denied massages by hired escorts
You now love Colby's sister!
>Btw I'm a Nigerian prince and I own some land in your name, would you be interested in? Just paypal me $5000 and it's all yours. Idiot.
getting a little lazy m8, you've used this one already.
It's a good win cause it was his easiest win
>Lolby
>soiboys
can i get a you too now, frens?
Brown women worship Colby, it's entirely doable for him living in Miami.
He’d be one of the troglodytes in bone tomahawk brutally heeming travelers.
take it bud. You earned it.
Colby's whole game is a war of attrition with cardio. He doesn't stop throwing so fighters have a low ability to put out any sort of offense. I'd really love to see him vs khabib. it'd be boring and pillow handed but would be dope grappling and mat returns and khabib getting raped would be hilarious. but we all know khabib won't fight anyone who can wrestle in the slightest.
for
...And there's the proof of you being a larping weirdo. There was a time when /heem/ wasn't full of WWE-watching limp wristed wankers like you. That time will never come back.
>Nigerian prince
Usman get off the internet!
You've been here all day posting autistic shops.
thanks, fren :3
>khabib getting raped
Yeah it'll be interesting to see who can hold who against the cage the longest!!!!
>You've been here all day posting autistic shops.
How would you know unless you've also been here all day.
COLBY SUCKS QUIT LARPING GIMME (YOU)'S I NEED ATTENTION.
I like how you know I was talking about you.
yeah i remember round 3 with conor outboxing kanbib until kanbib decided he was a wrestler now and put him against the cage holding his hands for dear life while the crowd was booing kanbib.
Tony was just born in the wrong era. During that time no one would call him "mentally ill" or "crazy" he'd just be a clear alpha. Must have been a good time to be alive tbqh. No political bullshit just raw aggression and constant just bleed mentality.
Because you're the coward that doesn't reply to me directly and I called you out on it many times, coward!
Remember... you're stuck here with ME!
Get a hobby instead of being a loser 24/7
remember when /heem/ was good?
>1 year later and still yapping on about the loss
What a sore loser fan base
>loser
The kid calling grown-ups "losers".
Don't worry what I do with my time.
STOP DOING THE THINGS I HATEEEEEE
That's how you sound, kid. Go to sleep, school starts tomorrow, underaged, faggot.
>Dana lost his legs in the process..
A beautiful act of solidarity to the crippled MMA spammer
Stop crying and go to bed
>He saves pictures of Conor because he's still mad Aldo got KO'ed in THORTEEN seconds STIFF!
No one cares about you and you have no friends.
I don't care about Aldo.
>No one cares about you and you have no friends.
Nice projection
I AM THE STORM
I was low-key really sad Sanchez got dominated that night. I knew he was old and flushed awhile ago, but I was hoping he'd win via mental energy. A younger Sanchez with the I AM THE STORM mentality would have brutally heemed Chiesa. At least Sanchez heemed Gall so bad he had to make a bunch of excuses for why he sucked.
That's the reason I typed that line, I just copied what you replied to me earlier and I called you out on it, incel!
Have sex! Seethe harder.... I decoded your replies ages ago, you're a parrot... still learning, cazzie.
>Literally 2 grown autistic men arguing about whether Colby has a 4some or not
This is the best it's ever been
When you hear him talk he outspergs tony spergurson.
> BREAKING: Hordes of brown Miami women looking to take "refuge" from Hurricane Dorian in MMA superstar Colby Covington's bedroom
Did this image make your autism flare up again? Take your meds then take 5 deep breaths
Just stop mate you're embarassin yourself
#NERDBASH2019
No, I already used it for my shoop.
You see... I am miles ahead of you.
>mogged by Ryan Bader
Umm, yeah...yikes
Sorry I ruined your larp
leaf, plz.
Bader doesn't even walk around with fake escorts and a fake belt and he still outdrew that clown
Diego is the fucking OG. The first ultimate fighter. The fact he's still out here fighting is fucking legendary. He probably has terrible CTE, but I can't help but love his warrior mentality. He'll probably lose the rest of his fight, but fuck it put him in the hall of fame anyway. His fight against guida was fucking legendary.
fucking delete this general holy shit
> it has to be a larp, nobody can be that alluring...grrr
colby securing the civ nat vote in the bedroom
Based and MAGApilled!
Please autistic burgerman, no more talking about who is cooler than who
Fuck you nerd at heem we DONT GIVE A FUUUCCCKKK
STOP LIKING THE STUFF I HATE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The cameraman found the gayest possible angle
glad someone saw it too
>alluring
Anyone can hire escorts and go to a strip club and take a crusty dimly lit photo if they pay $500 extra to the bouncer.
He's mad because he's not getting any (you)s
He's that fat kid at parties that stands in corners wanting to go home because the music is loud and his feet hurt! :^)
The spastic trip
The lowest IQ of any general on sp , and that's saying a lot. All the autists are here too
It's just the most jobless general. I think because you have so many idiots with no jobs this general is always on page 1 of Yea Forums and you attract more trash that way.
I will continue to support his fights.
Every general has its mandatory autists. /heem/ goes through cycles though
Colby was loved by brown women when he wasn't even famous
Now that he's the top fighter in the UFC he has whoever he wants
>the butthurt caused by colby and his hired escorts
in many ways he won the story of the fight
Awwww his feeling are hurt.
Drink milk, baby. Go to sleep you have school tomorrow.
Will you stop larping if I sent you some money to hire a non-white escort for 2 hours? You're pathetic man
Did he win the ratings and attendance though?
>keyboard warriors
> s-stop
tapping out on Yea Forums?
What's it like to be on Yea Forums 24 hours straight?
>tapping out
Lol wow now you think this is an MMA fight...larping has ruined your life kid! Your probably some pasty suburban white kid with acne who listens to Lady Gaga
Feels good.
Y NUEVO:
>Flag
>White kid
>Suburban
That's an Abo!
Murrican education everybody!
> he thinks using a metaphor is literal
Try passing 1st grade English class
And lol you're tapping out on Yea Forums
I'm going to shock the world on September 7
Are you coming to saudi arabia
Fucking Based me too bro
>A metaphor
You're larping hard as a nobody manlet cage fighter who breaks bank to hang out with escorts for little clout with casuals. That's horrifically sad.
> he thinks I'm actually pretending to be colby himself
So you are delusional.
Sad!
I'm just a rational observer.
>Brown women love him haha wow this guy is just the best wish I was just like him look at this picture of a girl kissing his hand Get help
> Brown women love him
That's simply a rational observation
you seem very bothered by this
>rational observation
Hiring women to hang out with you =/= love
Nor is it rational you professional larper
> the girls in tales from the grind were hired
delusional
sad
can't stop watching
pls halp
>I don't watch roid matches.
khabib got stuffed 100% of the time as well as taken down by Gleison, who is a very average wrestler. The UFC has since not made a single match with a wrestler for Khabib, just like they protected the daylights out of every gravy train. Colby's wrestling is insanely good. He took down Robbie with ease, constantly. Like him or not that's nuts, Robbie has one of the highest TDD rates in the UFC's history.
Been 10 years since I was had by that fucking ginger cunt
>I don't watch roid matches
Post some fallout battles, redoran guard