/mlb/

based birds

>Wanker=insulting name

I should watch this

Why can't more songs use heroic brass and string themes?

>anime OP
shant

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What's up with the horse face in the middle?

Get off 4channel then you weeaboo.

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17th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Nat really showing why they don’t need to pay top tier players

>bats are just fine without harper

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Yea Forumsstros

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>Implying Walgreens will pay the 200 million Rondon will demand after this season.

>2 hits
>4 runs
Blow jays

>as 'the circle of life' plays in the background

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>loses 7-0 to the mets

dodgers will lose their 3rd consecutive world series this year

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Can't lose it if you don't make it.

>leads the mets by 8.5 games in the standings

>JASH CASH DONALDSON

>implying theyll make the eries

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>All those couples
Why is it a crime to go to games alone now?

Just how are the Braves going to advance with that pitching staff?

go cards and go mariners

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go cardinals!

>Best bullpen in nL in the past few weeks
>Whole rotation is consistent

Seems fine to me

>admitting you're a casual

for me, it's Hughie Jennings

>Jennings was a fiery, hard-nosed player who was not afraid to be hit by a pitch to get on base. In 1896, he was hit by pitches 51 times – a major league record that has never been broken. Jennings also holds the career record for being hit by pitches with 287, with Craig Biggio (who retired in 2007) holding the modern-day career record of 285. Jennings also played on the Brooklyn Superbas teams that won National League pennants in 1899 and 1900. From 1907 to 1920, Jennings was the manager of the Detroit Tigers, where he was known for his colorful antics, hoots, whistles, and his famous shouts of "Ee-Yah" from the third base coaching box. Jennings suffered a nervous breakdown in 1925 that forced him to leave Major League Baseball.[1]

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>braves could get 100 wins

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Dodgers, Cards and even the Cubs all have better staffs and the Braves are just barely ahead of the Nats even with their horrendous bullpen.

My cousin got me to listen to "Effectively Wild", the fangraphs baseball podcast, and the level of whiny soi-ness is incredible. Unlistenable. Are there any based baseball podcasts out there?

>23 consecutive scoreless innings
>gusb

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Cubs are missing the playoffs or getting so red hot, they just roll their way to another world series win.

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!!!!

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W

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>6.5
6.5
>6.5
6.5
>6.5
6.5

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these lads spit a lot

>will get 100 wins
Ftfy
>braves win

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Your welcome atlanta

It's the hidden true objective of the game

>Your

>doyers
Maybe but theyll choke
>cards and cubes
Know how I know you're a SEETHING gnats fan

I’m surprised Red have fans

Yea Forumsstros desu

Why should the Gnats care about the tardinals? They've owned them in the playoffs, it was the cusb who ruined the even year meme magic.

except all three have lower team ERA's

>era is the only metric

Dodgers are fading so fast they'll be lucky to make it out of the first round

>play against shittier teams
>muh ERA
you should become a scout for the florida panthers. They love statistics.

For me, it's Lux and the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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The numbers don't lie.

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>and the Braves are just barely ahead of the Nats

>6.5 games over the Nationals
>85 wins while the Nationals have 77
>Closer to the Dodgers for best record in the NL than the Nationals are to them

The 3-0 Take is decent, the hosts are ex-college players

so by what metric do the braves have better pitching than the cubs cards or dodgers
NL east is not that good

Winning

>2nd seed doyers

>NL east is not that good

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>gets upset by wildcard winner
you are just asking for it

HOLY SHIT, SCHWARBER!

Is everyone in favor of giving Trout steroids so he can surpass Ruth and Bonds?

Roid everyone in baseball desu

I want to see my favorite player (Francisco Lindor) on steroids desu

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what if milwaukee actually got a pitcher?

>Steroid injections mandatory
>Aluminum bats
>Electronic strike zone
The ultimate parity

We're talking about pitching staffs, douche nozzle. Try and keep up. I know it's hard for Southerners, Cleetus, but still.

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GG Berbs

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Good game, Mets.

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WIN WIN WIN WIN
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE
WIN WIN WIN WIN
THESE NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT
WIN WIN WIN WIN
STOP CHASING THAT BITCH

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>"Little d" on plate

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fuck off retard

"Detroit Tigers minor league catcher Chace Numata died Monday from head injuries suffered Friday in a skateboarding accident. He was 27."
>tiggers

mlb.com/video/taylor-guilbeau-in-play-run-s-to-kyle-schwarber

mlb.com/video/taylor-guilbeau-in-play-run-s-to-addison-russell

OH

MY

GOSH

post your best bobblehead

So, do they get a lot of sympathy press like the Angels, or does he have to be in the majors.

Tiggers more like niggers am I right?

Went to the game today to see Schwarbies amazing bases clearing triple

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>sympathy
>for a junkie
I'm afraid that ship has sailed my friend.

which franchises have never won a world series

That dude who had his wife and kid murdered by his brother in law deserves it more imo

sounds more like a yakuza hit

this

padres
nationals
mariners
rockies
rangers
rays

Cumberland Braves

The Braves in the 90s

if the umpire doesnt say strike does it automatically count as a ball? can you challenge it to see if he said strike or not? like one of those checkouts where they have to ask you if you want the daily special and if they dont you get it for free.

Starting 9 is pretty solid

>a leaf
It's a ball.

right but you should be able to challenge it. some of these umpires should clearly be in assisted living but their union keeps them on the field well into advanced dementia.

I bought a chili dog at a cafeteria counter once when I was 9 years old at a place that said "we'll give you a receipt or your purchase is free" where the cashier lady didn't give me a receipt. I said, "hey, you didn't give me a receipt" and pointed to the sign. She looked indignant and hurriedly handed me the receipt. I said "But, but" and she just walked away and hid in the back.

That was the day I turned completely evil.

Expos

If he legitimately makes no call then it's just a non-pitch.

You can't challenge balls and strikes. In fact, just arguing about it can get you ejected. And rightly so. Games would be 10 hours long.

they should just replace the humans with robots. calling strikes and balls is not subjective.

My theory is that MLB keeps human umps as on-field overlords to keep players humble and afraid of an authority figure representing the league in some way. That's why they chuck players at the drop of a hat.

Fuck you. Humans can do it better.

if they want to keep an umpire on the field then thats fine but allowing human error into the equation just makes for controversy

Your girlfriend replaced you with a vibrator. It does the job better and doesn't sit on the sofa all damn day playing vidya.

>but allowing human error into the equation just makes for controversy
That's it, you're out of here. Hit the showers, kid.

Oh wow the Cardinals won again

I disagree, but Joe West and Angel Hernandez should be put out to pasture already.

>be ump
>be shit at job
>play race card to avoid getting fired
>repeat for 20 years

>Humans can do it better

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are you a literal boomer or just retarded

>Anime OP
>Cubs win
Coincidence or new meme magic?

they played the fucking mariners

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Bankees getting BTFO

>m-muh judge

Rags win!
Sorry about that shut out streak.

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*ends ur win streak*
heh, nothin' personnel yanks

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shutout streak rather, haha

youtube.com/watch?v=zwwikoSTRso
Top 10 anime betrayals

my indians

who?

Yeah. The Nats lost. But at least I have ice cream.

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cewl

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Oh. You're a >cusb fan. That explains the stupidity and the whimpering cries of "sniffle. ump ball sniff"

>Pitch 3 is a strike according to 'humans'

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>lelbitch
>mvp
kek

for me it's the Houston professional baseball team

yellich always chokes in the big moments

youtube.com/watch?v=BcPBxbwpSFA
Poor Patton-san

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astros desu

The FUCK is milwaukees problem?

Milwaukee tanked to hurt the Yankees. Thanks for saving Yea Forums Brewers.

so? we gonna talk about this?

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you now remember when the sewers won 96 games

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rangers are lowkey not bad. They'll finish about .500

more like the tankees HAHAHAHAHAHA

You kicked the big dog in the nuts. Good for you.

>be stankees
>stank it up

When will you raise the banner?

Rox @ Doyers

The day after the Mets parade for winning the first two weeks of August.

this makes me want to rape

o-omigosh

>Wins a world series ring
>Was apart of one the bigger bullpen antics highlights
youtube.com/watch?v=rjCVhJHGgfI
>Now is a big fish reliever in Japan
Is there a more /mlb/ dream than that?

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did everybody already pass out

Bears spotted in the area

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>boreball player dies
>no sticky
Oh no no no, fellow basebore cucks.....

wow vary infomforatmve

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If the Braves do well this weekend against the gnats, they can take over the best record since May 24th

>Thinking you're playing the gnats this weekend.
Must be southern brain damage

tribe/vs Wsox playing in the rain and didnt bitch out.
this should be a new rule. the bitch out during weather is my #2 issue with the current league.

Would it be great if the Cardinals lost the division by a single game and they could then blame it on the home game they were choose to forfeit because of rain?

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it would be unsurprising. great if you're a cubbiewubbie uwu. not great otherwise. but unsurprising.

cardinals are NL right? has no bearing on me.

Attention all anons, you da man!!

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this^
That 10 game losing streak and Gallo getting injured fucked them.

12up.com/posts/video-cubs-kyle-schwarber-rips-3-run-triple-after-ball-ricochets-off-1st-base-01dksws2wmbp

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>mfw bandwagon

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>first sweep in 220 games
At least it wasn't the Orioles

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Never 4get the playoff moonshot of 2015
youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo
youtube.com/watch?v=eAA4TgQK9uY

>ignoring the tribe
lol!

Awesome

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Shutout*
ftfy

How'd galliebro do?

my philshits aren't dead yet :)

Killed by the Haku curse, RIP in peace.

>

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based lmao

HOW DID MY MESTIE WESTIES DO TODAY?!!!!!!!??!!?!??!?

but your team is the cubs

sorry sir

how could he possibly have known

they're impersonating us again.....

it's the cubs falseflagger again,,,fuck that retard,,,,

I demand you all step up your game to be on par with the Japanese.
youtube.com/watch?v=qavPv1R08mo

cubs fan sighted

That's DeNA BayStars fan thank you very much

uhhhh

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9 rbi in the last five games puts fred back on top

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this fucker with his little charts again

RBI is such a meme stat, it's not even funny

little chart boy really knows how to push my buttons

How many TB and R+RBI does kyle schwarber have? Where would he rank?

that's true, baseball games aren't decided by which team has more runs. excellent post

this, it's "count the number of guys in front of this guy"

demolished that fuckin fool, based

little chart boy with the bants!

See
You can have a .500 BA and 30 HRs, but 30 RBIs if no one is on base.

you realize how statistically plausible that is? The more and more ABs you get the likelier you are to have higher RBIs. It's just distribution to the norm, sure you can have 100 HRs and a 1.000 BA but if no one is on base you only have 100 RBIs. Luck is a small part of it, but the more ABs you get the less it plays a part. THat's why they play 162 games and not 20.

> You can have a .500 BA and 30 HRs, but 30 RBIs if no one is on base

right, which is why i put individual production and team production in my top 10

That doesn't change the fact that RBI is a meme stat.

The thinking around RBI should be shifted to make it a team stat and/or a stat that measures production in the context of the same team only. One player's RBI total is not comparable to another player's on another team.

this is why stats with RISP exist

That made me hard.

Her name is Haku.
She is not real. You can download her and make her do what you want but she's not real and will never be your GF.

Faggot

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hooo mother of god

i hate when slow ass Dodgers games get in the way of me watching highlights on MLBN

>MLBN
youtube.com/watch?v=Qgk7PwTg9VE

>rbi is a meme stat

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what was the most boring world series winner other than last year's Sox

My Dodgies are going to win again :)

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fuck this guy!

Has any player ever made you question your sexuality? If so what was the reason?

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I don't get it?

I know it's only AA but my beloved fisher cats just finished their season today. They went from champs last year to 5/6 in their division with something like .444 record.

I'll have to settle for watching the Sox ride out the rest of their season. I'm happy to see our former players are doing well in the majors. Wlad, Biggio and bichette are doing pretty good!

Here's to the 2020 season!

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Not great, not terrible.

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based

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Dodgers are going to win post the eating girl

...

Didn't they trade it to that fat tripfag for a ham sandwich?

Based doyerfag fighting the good fight against the cusb.

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Well that explains a few things.

kek scuba

Do you think the Twins have any hope of not being BTFO by the Astros or Yankees?

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you stupid liar

My Dodgies won again :)

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There's that sausage-twirling cunt again

>he's a literal baseball Buffalo Bills fan

crin ge

can someone post the real version of op pic related
i want to see it

oh you stupid lier ill get you asshole

She can twirl my sausage

lewd

yes.
it's not a lot, but it's there

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nvm reverse image search is rojo pillado

Yes. They can beat the yankees if their pitching of berrios and odorizzi can steal games. They need their bats to basically win games, since you aren’t playing the comedy central anymore

Who has the most dangerous curves in baseball?

your mom bitch lmao

as a cubs fan I want to be tied up and whipped. please show no mercy

holy
based

Fuckin' got'em!

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ROOKIES LOL KEK LMAO JEJ HA ROOKIES

ROOKIES KEK COOKIES KEK PEBBLES!!!

brb gonna fap to anime

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Kershaw still

*ahem*
r-r-...sorry I'm just a bit shy... uhm... roo-...geez... just having a hard time guys just give it a second... r-ro.. aw man :( I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this post..*clears throat* a-alright...let's give it another shot :D

ROOKIES KEK HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH 16 RUNS LOL!!!!!!

good man

Based

Based

>Kershaw still
Good answer.

>getting steamrolled by the fucking >>>>>Rags

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Bumgarner also.

YAKS NIGGERS

E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
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Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

>I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...
kek

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Double this and you'll have a decent false flag copy pasta

youre a fucking asshole, ya know that? have some copmassion you fat stupid methead. I'll fuck you up if you keep falseflagging like this, you cant keep getting away with this and my schwarbros will track you down if we have to. we'll make you beg for mercy you fascist clown. apologize.

this is something else,

It's late night /mlb/... Do you Touhou?
youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8

I dont click on any of your awful youtube links actually, kys

I like taking it easy

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kys idiot

Take it easy

how is everyone doing tonight great me too i hope same for all gnight big star

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>tfw my team won

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For me it's the DeNa BayStars
youtube.com/watch?v=uowuoOLhtV4

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how do I get into japanese baseball?

tear open the seams and climb inside

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Reddit frogs will fail in the end.

1. Look up Nippon Professional Baseball
2. Choose a team
3. Follow team
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!

DRAGOOOOOOOONS

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No Wojacks allowed if you cheer for the dragons.

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE MY CUBBIEWUBBIE WUBBITY BUBBITYS IN THE PLAY OFFS YET??????????????????????????

Doyer false flagger detected

>doyers

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It's beyond the comprehension of mere mortals.

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>they should just replace the humans with robots. calling strikes and balls is not subjective.

Is this accurate?
If we had robo umps wouldn't there be constant bitching about calibration?

If people are incapable of calling a baseball game fairly, the game ought not to be played any longer.
I'd rather have window licking retards out there than more fucking stats, robits, and computer fucks diddling around in baseball.

t. someone who only watches during the post-season and only goes to local minor league games

>pipe broke while toweling it dry after cleaning it

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Anyone else excited for future Phillies Rick Porcello and Sam Dyson?

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>only goes to local minor league

Patrician taste, my brother

The Miami Marlins are still technically not eliminated from the playoffs. Who would you like to see them start in a wild card game against the Cardinals?

The fuck are the white sox even doing?

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Schwarbros sounds like one of the cowboys’ names at ram ranch

twitter.com/dingdongsallday/status/1168614510669770752?s=21
what the fuck is washingtons problem?

ok, this is based

In many ways the Yankees won yesterday and will win the rematch today

yes this is cringe but at the same time i expect this from a boomer state

This is the Yaks brain on cope.

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Pour one out for the Charlotte Knights. 4 games up with 10 games to go, then they go 2-8 and blow it, missing the playoffs. They had a 5-1 lead in the 7th inning of their last game too. True White Sox choke.

astros desu

imagine thinking that the 2019 Yankees have lost a single game lol

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>Mr. Ohtani now that you've entered the hall of fame what is your next course of action
>Just to dab on these whito bois one more time

based

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We posting fanfiction?

trying to forget the guy they're memeing has a 224/284/366 slash I guess

It's still better than the tomahawk chop.

It’s either this or music produced solely to get white girls to shake their asses for black men

Cool it with the cuck fantasies

let em have some fun you autist it’s not like you’re ever going to leave the house anyway ya incel fuggin loser

How are the Indians batting

It's called futureposting.

I prefer fuhrerposting.

Shut up you fascist. I bet you’re a methinals fan.

Sounds like a White Sox/Cardinals/17 other teams fan

hows this looking now?

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In what world did the Rockies look like they had any chance against the Dodgers this year? That's bizarre.

>nats
>losedians
>astros not winning the eeries
>lillies
and worst of all
>cusb

literally tho why did Shohei and Trout pick the Angels. like what are they expecting lmao

They were promised octobers off

Why did nobody trust the braves at all?
Why the fuck did everyone think bawwston was still good with that pitching staff clearly regressing?
Why the fucking rockies winning the World Series?
In what world were the mariners making it?

Who are the best women to have played for /yourteam/?

Tribe Civale starts
>6/22 - 6IP - 0ER
>8/05 - 6IP - 1ER
>8/11 - 6IP - 1ER
>8/16 - 6IP - 2ER
>8/22 - 5.2IP - 2ER
>8/28 - 7IP - 2ER
>9/02 - 5IP - 1ER
Why is our pitching so fucking elite bros

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you mean the a's user and they are making a wildcard appearance

Why are their so many games during the season, these lads play almost every day, right? I realise it's not the most physically demanding sport, but still.

I must go now, Zobrist is the lead off man tonight.

You're on your own for a gamethread.

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Teams have a lot of pitchers

You need a big sample size

what the fuck goes on in your pitching development pipeline
how the fuck do you get such depth in pitching that you just pull up some guy in an emergency and he's pitching better than half the league
IT'S NOT FAIR

What was Brad Pitt’s skin color in Moneyball?

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No fucking idea man. We dont even need klubers ass anymore

>almost half picked rockies to win the NLW
>end up having the 2nd worst record in the NL instead

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shut up beeyotch

well they did have promise from last year, but losing DJ and ottavino to the yankees is why the rockies are absolute shit. Also they have no pitching so what a shock

>those 2 crackheads that predicted the phillies and rockies to win the WS
I understand wanting to avoid one of the obvious predictions but there was never any chance for those two

for the phillies on paper, I guess there was a hope because that bullpen had some nice new pieces and aaron nola is spectacular and harper, but the rockies is a crack pick. You have to be very fucking high to think that rockies team wasnt gonna regress back to the face of the earth

>all those people picking the Rockies

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tex v nyy gamethread

>all those nationals and phillies.
>One lone mister met

AHAHAHAHA

actually imagine being upset at the best rally song in baseball, The Tomahawk Chop of the Atlanta Braves

/> /> /> is shit

youtube.com/watch?v=ItcwxXeJAqU

>mad

youtube.com/watch?v=dcWzpKL_ZGA

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

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I can watch this video every day for the rest of my life and never get tired of it

ROOKIE DOOKIE POOPIE COOKIE

>nasts
>mests
>illies
""""""""""""""Experts"""""""'"""""'

>Why the fucking rockies winning the World Series?
Look at who made that pick, it was fucking Spilly

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=J0h8-OTC38I

Tbh the phillies could've done well and if the mets had a proper bullpen in the first half then they could've been in a better situation right now

>tbf if a bunch of shit that didnt happen happens our situation would be different
Any more gems of wisdom there retard bro?

wow if only baseball wasnt so fucking random

>muh randomness
Phillies and mets should randomly stop being consistently shit

NL wc #1: nationals
NL wc #2: cubs
NLDS: cardinals over dodgers
NLDS: cubs over braves
How's it look so far?

Like shit plus Cubs would play the Dodgers in this set up

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>barfs in charge of getting past the first round

>cubes winning a series as the visiting team

so have you watched any of their season? At all?

Mets, phillies, or nats?

This would only be accurate if Yankees had the best record which they dont. Houston would face the WC winner.

>rays getting bailed the fuck out by the umps
>orioles completely shitting it up on the basepaths
i'll take it, i guess

They have the same record m8

>5-2 record against the cubs
>The cubs away from wrigley

doubt

youtube.com/watch?v=9wB4z52ThHU

Don't pretend you didn't cry

>fuck i hope he gets his shit together and has a solid last 5 starts of the season(not vs the cardinals though)

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That first out was umpball but the second was some really bad team communication.

youtube.com/watch?v=QnQo74sWY5Y

WINDIANS at it again!

>called out
>immediately goes MIA

>reds gave up a top prospect for this shitter
kek

cards desu

Yeah but Houston holds the head to head tie-breaker.

>shitzer
>shitinals

shit franchise

>a fucking drug store

Go Cubs!

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Bros wasnt max scherzer a cy young candidate? why are he and ryu faltering?

cmon phillies

No gamethread?

seattle @ chicago

Red Cux getting btfo

rofl have fun playing in the wildcard now with that concussion, Sogard.

and nobody cried as boston was pretty much killed out of a postseason berth

Shit fans. Shit team. Shit stadium.

Roll Braves roll

>Can't beat the Mets

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i dont want to say that until later

Lets go Mests

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Based.

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Mets, let's go

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>just here to fuck your shit up

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>Gnats try desperately to manipulate their rotation for the Barves series
>End up losing ground to them anyway in the Mests series right before it

oh I'm laffin

what the fuck happened to the reds?

apathy

You forgot
>gets swept in series against the braves anyway

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>strike is a ball
>ball is a strike

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The ump was just making up for it

baseball is such a retarded sport

Agreed the count is still 1-1 at the end

Is this why he was shot

Mickey Callaway is the worst manager the Mets have ever had.

WINDIANS

it’s true

hodl....

How are the whos this bad?

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>new IP

Come on Mest

If the mets could not mets this up that'd be great

I swear to god lugo just get the 6 out save

FUCK THIS WHITE SOX

Is Seth Lugo the best relief pitcher in baseball? He should be getting Familia and Diaz’s money

Hes a good reliever but VERY inconsistent

Bless

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feels good to have nimmo back. May he stay healthy

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NEWK

WINDIANS

>nast

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How do the gnats have a better record than the mests. They’re just awful

>expos

lololol gnats forgetting how many outs there are

The absolute state of Trea Turner and the Nats.

lolnats

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BRAVES STRONK

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>WALGREENS

ROOKIE
OF
THE
YEAR

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kek nats kek

>The Day the Expos Gave Up On The East

>l'etat de Montreal

ok mickey now you take out lugo and put in bashlor or sewald or literally anyone and rest lugo for tomorrow

It’s 9:54 and Pete Alonso just hit another home run

Sewald makes sense, since he has been doing a LOT better ever since hes changed his diet. Took notes after tim bradley

I hope Mickey takes out Lugo and puts in someone else now. He’s been sitting for a half hour. Diaz should be able to wrap this up

>NAST
>NAST
>NAST

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Rox @ Doyers

reminder the nats could be down just two runs if trea turner just remembered how many outs there were

so this..........this is the power of the nationals at the end of the year

yeah, we're making a run

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Or if the first baseman could catch a foul ball

How many runs will the dodgers win by, 11?

well shit, vazquez is human

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los doyers jaja

probably

>tomorrow's game is on YouTube only
will it be announced by the Paul brothers or can MLB only afford off-brand YouTuber douchebags?

What sucks worse is I’m out of range of the AM daytime radio broadcast ;_;

Mets are showing how to mest

Come on Colomé...

Pretty based desu

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W

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literally who can stop the red birds de STL?

Mets should bring back Big Sexy with the expanded roster

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Yeah, I’m thinking big Pax is back.

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>Magic number at 18, 17 if the Mests don't fuck it up, 6 wins in a row, 10 home wins in a row

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this guy is the real deal

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Finally

GG Cleveland.

sox win lol

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Cy Young in his future

My man! That home run is STILL the all time greatest moment in baseball history.

WHO CAN STOP US

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MEST KEK MEST!!!!

oh god the mest are going to mest aren't they?

Wooooooooooooooah ohhhhhhhhhhhh wooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhb

They're really going to blow this, HAHAHA.

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Beat the Indians. Nice

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The new york muppets!!

Because mickey callaway is a puppet!!

High iq pitch sequence right here

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mets

uh wtf are the mest doing

If I take away that lead will you die?

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Good game, Mets. Stay mad.

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Even as a Mets fan, I just don’t even care

APOLOGIZE

>fastball meatball down the middle to one of the best fastball hitters in the league

Dammit Mets you had one job

>MEST

I would laugh at the mets but as a white sox fan I have no right to laugh at anyones bullpen.

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THE NEW YORK MOOPS

life is like Bonilla dayyyyyy
here in mestberg,

shit management, bad contracts, awful tradessssssss
it's a, mest kek

might make a good mo-oveeeee
OR LOSE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!

MEST

KEK KEK

EVERY DAY A NEW ONE GETS INJURED

CANO NO

TALES OF EDWIN DIAZ IN MESTBERG

KEK KEK

LOOK AT THE STANDINGS RIGHT BEHIND YOUU
IS THE REBUILDING SWORDFISH
BUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB ON TO 2015

KEK KEK

EVERYDAY YOU SEE ANOTHER WASTED TALENT

KEK KEK

ALONSO WON'T EVEN LAST JUST LIKE DAVID WRI-IGHT

STRO-MAN!

HE WON'T HELP YOU AND YOU'LL STILL LOSE

BLEW ANOTHER ONE AND YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

LU-GO!

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You now remember David Robertson.

guess I was asking for too much, still a good night

What was the win probability for the Mets at the bottom of the 9th? If it was higher than 99.67 then they beat the 2016 White Sox for worst blown game in the history of baseball.

METS BTFO AGAIN LMAO

probably not that high because they couldnt even get to two outs

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past ten months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently forty-two games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the garbage can.

Finally, peace.

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amazinavenue.com/2019/9/3/20848046/mets-nationals-lineups-broadcast-how-watch-open-thread-new-york-washington-dc#comments

Scroll down.

>mest

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Come on down, meet the Mets!

Remind me what happened?

>meeps

Memelins last year against the barves was more hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=E5WgWgfN4s4

mainly since freddy was going to be the final out but the pitcher over tossed it and it fell apart from there.

the new york

happy to see my shoop about

metjets

Real talk: The Mets would have been a lot more likely to win had they not scored five runs in the top of the ninth, because if they hadn't they would have kept Seth Lugo in the game.

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IT WAS HER TURN!

Holy fucking kek @ mets

Yes.

>mest

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fucking kek

Someone call francesa tomorrow and unironically suggest they should have purposely made out as quick as possible to keep lugo in the game next inning

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This. Nats playing 7D chess

>

youtube.com/watch?v=gMOQfWnJHVE

One could say that we should have won it

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What was the White Sox probability?

according to the ESPN gamecast, they had a 99.7% chance at the start of the bottom of the 9th

JD and Len kasper have been making fun of the mets for almost 2 innings kek

I'll agree boston is a bunch of slack jawed retards, and I'll give you it makes no sense that we go from winning the series to no pitching and we aren't even in line for a wild card spot, but fenway is historic and kicks ass! I'll violate your mother!

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If you had to close among Tebow, Shields and Recker who would you select and for what reason?

>If you had to close among Tebow, Shields and Recker who would you select and for what reason?
Tebow. He'd never be in the major leagues and would be a money maker

How my Ranger bros holding up?

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Don't let the fact that it is the next day distract you from the fact that the Mets blew a 6 run lead in the 9th