/hoc/

*ahem*
Standings.

Attached: 1524667791380.png (624x657, 122K)

>tfw you're so deep into wageslavery you don't even get Labor Day off

(You) have to go back

youtube.com/watch?v=i-DqFb_Fnys
linked wrong video FUG!

On one hand I don't get labor day off and I actually work six days a week but on the other it's a comfy family-ran job and I only work half-days for most of the week anyway

odd feeling but I can afford pizza and gasoline so whatever

Attached: Canada's Shorts.jpg (480x615, 28K)

labour day was in may

Attached: 1564467954962.webm (1280x720, 2.95M)

that's not how you spell labor

That’s for commies

todaybor day is labor day

thats how we spell it in the old continent

Publix subs suck

explains why you don't do cool shit

Attached: 1462512801071.png (1357x628, 23K)

Attached: canada-americas-hat2.png (300x300, 366K)

seethe n obsess

>reading comprehension
>"Well, it’s a cycle. Yuma County and Imperial County are agricultural counties, so most of the work is seasonal," said Patrick Goetz, Employment Engagement Officer at Arizona@Work. "In the year of 2018, we had around 8000 agricultural workers file for unemployment. But, the unemployment rate starts to go down when the winter visitors come."

Guess that explains all the sharting

working and funposting

Attached: 1563811027491.png (400x333, 91K)

sounds like mexico to me

sippin tea

Attached: 983869a5.jpg (240x200, 7K)

when is buljus next game? can we incorporate buljus schedule into the op?

me too fren, with some honey

Attached: thinking.gif (500x400, 879K)

I actually almost did that.

Attached: i.png (697x497, 500K)

prefer lemon juice in my tea

Almost shoots no hare, as we say in Sweden

...

...

well it's not cause they're getting paid in american tax dollars

seething boreball cuck

choose your kino, /hoc/

Attached: cut (1).jpg (960x540, 72K)

Feeling a lot better today. Thank you for your support. Love Canada!

I don't even like it, but it's objectively true. There's a reason even the best players have a less than 40% success rate.

I have never and will never have sex.

>sharts

its a stupid stat. in hockey top goal scorers are scoring on less than 20% of their shots. you have an even lower % chance of scoring a goal in hockey than you do hitting a ball in spic swing.

Yes but there's nobody there trying to stop you from hitting the ball.

Pretty sure that's the pitcher's main job

>top-left
bad striping, but good logo

>top-center
dude what the fuck

>top-right
neat striping, but the logo looks like some roseart picture from the front of a binder in the late '90s / early 2000s

>bottom-left
based and '90s pilled, looks like a logo from the Pro Beach Hockey league

>bottom-right
easily the best all-around, logo and stripes

You know you can pay for it, right?

there are 9 guys in the field standing around doing nothing but try to stop you

don't let jizz vixens steal your innocence

That's sad, but at least you're not letting it define who you are.

fisherman are based

Attached: Islanders alt 95.png (270x270, 11K)

I'm unironically saving myself for marriage.

Attached: ccm.jpg (1440x1303, 129K)

You'll die a virgin

Shan't.

why? because some sky faggot told you to?

i love sex and bustin nuts

You will either die a virgin or marry a girl you actually hate and end up in a divorce because you wont know what you'll like.

Attached: isles1.png (270x270, 10K)

bottom left
>tfw you'll never be a sunbelter

I know exactly what I like and I won't cheapen my experience or hers by wasting my time with other floozies.

Attached: 1555607369253.jpg (500x500, 53K)

have sex

>her
Who is this mystery woman, and what are you doing to try to meet her?

>Who is this mystery woman,
I'll know when I meet her.
>and what are you doing to try to meet her?
Leaving the house, among other things.

For me, it's eating nakkis straight out of the package

Attached: Matthews_.jpg (985x1200, 184K)

>canucks
>angry sharks
who's the brainlet that made this

fuck off

BASED Finland using the Queen's English.

Attached: 1566157133204.jpg (676x581, 54K)

based

kek

>webbed feet
ugly! ugly! ugly!
What is their problem?

Attached: lemiuex assist.webm (640x480, 2.98M)

the avalanche logo is a hershey kiss tho

*fucks off*

well they couldnt figure something out for the laffs or storks but i like wheels

Attached: wheels.png (270x270, 11K)

more like a hershey squirt lmao

t. seething Calgarian

>blues
>quarter note
now I'm upset

Lads, this is a friend of mine

Attached: Bruno Wings.webm (640x800, 1.63M)

ask nicely, potty mouth

go away sweden

Attached: file.png (1748x1652, 616K)

Isn't that dude like 5'1"?

/hoc/ is for all sizes

No, no it isn't.
/hoc/ is only for white men above 6 feet tall.

See that's where you're wrong, though.

Heem'd a chicago faggot today

and under 240 lbs

>6 ft
Manlet

you first

Why are you still here then?

Nope, I'm 100% right.

doing the lord's work

any leafs watching the labour day classic?

Attached: 1434666813018.jpg (1024x768, 128K)

Because I meet the criteria, sweety.

i'm so depressed i can't even get out of bed.

Prove it

just woke up

no you don't

Klas is right
/hoc/ and hockey is for everyone

t. short fat sunbelter who can't skate

/hoc/ and hockey is for me only
I just allow people to post here and talk about it

thank you for allowing me

I'm a tall, /fit/ sunbelter who can skate.

sweden is good finland is BAD but canada is best

I'm this but not tall but I'll skate right around you while you struggle to turn that big body

Hockey? More like honkey, cause ya'll some cracka ass bitches, me n the crew would fuck u up

Attached: 1557158353455.jpg (402x527, 23K)

The most important part is being able to skate.

Wrong
The most impotant part is how many times you can move the puck past opponents goal line

you boys are watching the cfl, right?

just fell asleep

business idea: underground hockey

Feeling like shit, just want Jokerit back in Liiga

Attached: 1536386024617.gif (200x200, 3.14M)

where do you think edmonton will end up in the standings this year? surely it's about time mcdavid won a championship?

Attached: 11360850.gif (400x224, 296K)

thinking about JuiceDestroyer88

Hoc finna be doing hood shit

thats too bad because she won't

Rekt

thinking about Partyboy69

Not interested in any woman who wouldn't.

your options will be fat or wierd, or some combination of the two

imagine believing this
what a bleak existence

nothing wrong with a boring girl who just sits around watching netflix

saving myself for hockey

Thinking about lonelyguy69

you'll see

Attached: tenor.gif (943x1000, 660K)

For me, it's Xxx_pussyslayer69_xxX

Just look at bracketnig's sow if you need proof

>/ptg/ logo on the sleeve
take your blackpills somewhere else
/hoc/ is for dreams and memes

Scuse you

6th in the Pacific

Always remember, treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady.

Attached: 1536029249591.png (225x225, 20K)

i dont trust a frogposter knowing how to handle women

leagegg is /hoc/

Attached: 1547805822363.gif (226x224, 142K)

Attached: 1525900079053.jpg (986x860, 114K)

could use a bump

>racist OP
Shan't

still no good posters

did your dad teach you anything useful /hoc/?

how DID they get away with that one?

I'm here.

Attached: turbo.jpg (858x768, 143K)

>Win a free trip to Mexico!!!

Attached: 1556245734397.gif (437x599, 523K)

Exactly

Attached: 1552311037503.png (335x375, 140K)

why are ranger fans the worst?

Because they refuse to follow through on their bets.
Buncha fucking welches.

turned on baseball and took a nap. still sleepy

>turned on baseball
Sorry, you aren't allowed back in now.

how else am I supposed to fall asleep in the middle of the day

Basedball

>it's labor day
yeesh

Attached: 1536330798342.png (1200x1095, 35K)

lie down and close your eyes

can't think about anything but gettin pucks deep if I do that. keeps me up

Marner for Point

Attached: 1553601639830.gif (255x184, 623K)

How does that get either of them closer to signing a contract?

shall

Reminder that this is the real reason Puljujarvi isn't in Edmonton

Attached: bulju on the loose.png (960x1216, 1008K)

Phil Kessel's dad used to play for the Stampeders

his mom played volleyball

Attached: 1560497043832.png (339x382, 269K)

Sex havers BTFO

Her son plays with only one ball

*farts*

hahaha haha hahahaaaha

hey guys

hei ystävät

pucks

shallow

Is Washingtons window closed?

Attached: image0-1.jpg (750x529, 65K)

upside down Poland, you so crazy

Is this Sportsnet's new fall lineup?

playing more classic wow, lads.

would be fresh change

...

Go stamps go

for me, its csgo and my newly unboxed Bowie knife

This is their last year. Backstrom and Holtby need new contracts after this year.

it's refreshing to see some bright young minds

>>rags

>edmongolia

elite post

Attached: Stampeders.png (270x270, 43K)

This is why

Attached: rags fan starter pack.png (960x720, 689K)

do you ever think about changing your isle's name to something new like Isle of Dude or Isle of Buddy

Kreider did do nothing wrong.

Stop this. This is gay.

>isle of Lad

Attached: 1549086598732.jpg (514x465, 39K)

pot meet kettle

Isle of Penis :DDDDDDD

>Isle of DUDE

Attached: 8470520.gif (480x270, 3.73M)

Attached: stabby.jpg (717x634, 108K)

just ate dinner with the senpai

The fack you just say muddafacka?

Attached: canucks-riot.jpg (804x895, 416K)

Isle of Friendship

>the islanders keep stealing our fanbase
kek literally NO ONE thinks that

>this is what the average western canadian will look like in 2050
>and it's beautiful

>the state of Justin Williams
youtu.be/N6nLomiEouw

>mandrama
why does this still exist

they're both seperate markets, but back in the 80's they did steal the rangers fanbase from that dynasty

Attached: Islanders blue.png (270x270, 10K)

And he'll still be named Liam

Go islanders

;^)

>islanders won more championships in a row than rags had championship wins at one point

Based

Please no Islander weeb shit today

it wont happen because that dumb retardja from /mlb/ is an attention seeking whore

>tfw no qt skinny gf with an unusually-strong chin

Attached: ebe.jpg (978x1058, 640K)

Because white trash exists

We need a final solution to the underclass question.

I don't know if this is a good or bad thing, ultimately, but I do know I wish it were Dougie, permanently.

thestate.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/article234637007.html

hunter on this classic server named vegasknights

Oh hey that's me, goooooooooooo Knights! We are winning a superbowl this year ;)

follow him around saying "4 in 4" in chat over and over

I remember when people put effort into falseflagging

It's labor day, I'm kicking back and relaxing.

taking a break from tft. The rng just dropped me from silver to bronze. I'm thinking some Mount & Blade Warband with the Prophesy of Pendor mod.

the Edmonton Eskimoes are also taking the day off

i luvey duvey dooby doo you sweden, oh yes I do i luv you 2

Nah they just suck and Stamps are based

mount and blade bannerlord soon

youtube.com/watch?v=xLbV19q-o04

Agreed. Anyone can see it's an 8th note.

i hit gold 3 yesterday. it gets harder to climb because
a) people know what they're doing
b) people also tend to pick more meta OP shit

That's not what an avalanche is

(warcraft 3) the frozen throne?

The Stampeders are the best run franchise in the CFL.

>knows exactly what he wants
>will never experience this since the expectations are too high
this is what we refer to as a "volcel"

>just don't be a whore
>expectations are too high

Attached: sop.png (780x780, 991K)

Oh boy I can only imagine what your definition of a whore is

>stop contradicting me reeeeeeeee

No, that's what we call a delusional incel
>I-I could get laid if my standards weren't so high

/hoc/ has an incel, a /pol/tard, and a butthurt problem

imagine not wanting to have sex cuz youre gay

It's almost like you're on 4channel

Some is over for sure we will be flooded with hockey news tomorrow.

>everyone in life has a choice of whether or not to do certain things
>just choose not to do this one thing
>
>wtf your standards are too high
what new form of white knight faggotry is this

thinking some more

God I hope it takes the purple one

I did some of this when I woke up.. not a lot, mind you
Just enough to maneuver to the couch with t a bowl of cereal
>jesus christ what time is it

Attached: 1559396132772.png (602x598, 313K)

Attached: Screenshot_20190821-133508.jpg (978x978, 412K)

Who signs first?

Yer mum

this is the op image for the next thread

degenerates like you belong on a cross

i'm rooting for the white sox

easy there pontias pilote

95157109
i will literally fucking wait until this thread reached 500 just to piss you off how about you fuck off with your every day fuckin slag posting how about you fucking post something with a hockey related image all the other boards probably thing we're a bunch of fucking retards thanks to you specifically

95157109
you're a fucking idiot and need to fucking die now

animeposters>slags

Attached: 2ed.jpg (480x524, 21K)

>dreaming about actual hockey news

Attached: 1562194331897.jpg (1080x1270, 126K)

fucking kill yourself already sam

I hate footfags as much as the next guy, but calm the fuck down buddy

Attached: 1497244938712.jpg (711x795, 38K)

95157147
you post the same fucking 8 pictures all the time its OBVIOUS to all of us that youre just fucking hiding how gay you are you fucking pussy faggot fucking leave forever and never come back stupid fuck

yikes, someone is venting their anger before they enter grade 10 tomorrow.

lad down
send help

dont get me wrong, i love feet. but im sick of fucking useless slag posters posting the same fucking images every day. if youre gonna post slage, do a better job. if i wanted to see the same cum bucket every day i would have gotten fucking married years ago

b+r

I remember 10th grade thinking that was me doing well

>thinking that was me doing well
are you doing okay now?

>dont get me wrong, i love feet
Nevermind then, fuck you, too.

i am but im just an average student in college.

when i was in 10th grade i was a highly ranked bantam prospect

fucking stupid grubby incels fucking shitting up hoc these days with their slag posting and anime posting. the nascar thread last night was cool. mlb's not too bad either. hockey is great but everybody here is fucking gay

hockey
tummies

simple as

Attached: hoc waifu.png (350x580, 442K)

in 10th grade I was the top ranked bantam prospect, if only it wasnt for... the injury

Attached: 1565909675682.png (530x480, 229K)

and thats what makes hoc unique. Its like a medley of randomness that can be delicious or fucking raw

@95157213

Attached: 170810.png (496x431, 228K)

the kind of world where gay asian/canadian faggots post slag threads and call them hoc threads to try to get as many men to masturbate as possible so they will drain their energy out of their body and women gain more power over us. well this is one volcel that isnt falling for it. all women must die.

>all women must die.
jesus christ dude what the fuck

Attached: 118450518.jpg (481x360, 15K)

women DESERVE to die

Women give us babies and help sustain the world

Attached: George.gif (500x372, 483K)

>this thread
big yikes

a couple of matches has someone using pretty much the same lineup that I had, but a couple of them were 3*'s, and they had a full economy. Meanwhile I burned through mine to try and get those last 1*'s that I needed, and no luck.

men give women babies and they act like theyre the only parent that matters. fuck women.

>be dave chappelle
>say men shouldnt have a say in abortion
>applause
>but if thats the case then men shouldnt have to pay child support
>thunderous applause
>women in audience

Attached: 1567093543487.png (710x357, 160K)

>fuck women
I bet you wish you could.

youtu.be/jb7cTUwPG-A

Attached: 1567394353868.gif (195x229, 1.29M)

not sure if you're whiteknighting on an anonymous image board or a tranny on an anonymous image board but either way you should kill yourself

Attached: 1376199648303.gif (1166x875, 212K)

Neither, lad.
I'm just having a cheeky bit of fun by prodding at you and seeing how you'll sperg out next. You don't seem entirely well.

try not to shoot up your local mall or school

yeah i just got here nigger
remember to rub antibiotic cream on your fake vagina wound

Attached: 017984450.jpg (360x237, 15K)

hate incels
hate poos
hate CTEball
love hockey
love family
love memes

>yeah i just got here nigger
Suuuuuurrrreeee.
And already you've made a hell of an impression.

>Suuuuuurrrreeee.
wow try reddit nigger

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

What do you guys think is wrong with him?

Attached: hmm.png (256x196, 7K)

i had enough sex to have enough good memories to keep me going for the rest of my life. i used to want kids but dont want them growing up in this world now that ive seen how bad things are. i'm not going to go waste my time fucking some bar whore, if thats what youre implying i should do. my time is worth more than that. any girl who goes to pick up a guy at a bar is too much of a whore for me to show her what its like to be properly sexed.

hes an incel, thats what

Attached: Dale.jpg (307x352, 20K)

>any girl who goes to pick up a guy at a bar is too much of a whore for me to show her what its like to be properly sexed
This user's got a good head on his shoulders.

If I could, I would slowly strangle you to death with my own hands.

youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

Attached: 1566564579150.jpg (1152x2048, 952K)

Why?

Attached: tree trunk.png (900x722, 197K)

Attached: 1556630280243.gif (195x229, 1.32M)

my dad went to the store to buy some smokes and still hasnt come back

Attached: 1545266122878.gif (350x374, 276K)

Sean is that you?

How long ago was this?

when i was 5. he told my mom he would be back.

can i please borrow a (You) if it's not too much trouble

Attached: 1567415632226.png (123x128, 19K)

I know that this isn't Sam because his parents got divorced.

youtu.be/Pn22DZQItbU

Attached: shuffle.gif (440x404, 1.37M)

thank you. it does get lonely from time to time but i rest easy knowing how much self-reflection and education im getting done in the free time. i'm growing as a person and i expect to some day meet the girl i've been waiting for so i can promptly warm her up for some nigger dick if she's into that and if she's not thats cool too but i hate her as much as i could potentially love her so having her brains fucked out is pretty much the best way i can think of punishing her because i use my hate for women in constructive ways unlike most of the suffering people on this planet

Hello, Son, It is I.. Father...

let us play catch and I will show you about sexing the woman

Attached: 1553826039428.png (717x717, 810K)

Here you go, buddy.

Attached: program.png (806x694, 336K)

Only an incel would spend this many keystrokes convincing strangers that he's not.

i got my tasks done early today, as usual, so i have some spare time sorry if that bothers you but its "volcel" to you mr

Been getting into zappa and thundercat more often. Shits good

Attached: Suuu.gif (483x303, 343K)

Nobody gives a fuck

u do girly

Only an absolute homo cocksucking reddit user would use the word incel
>muh flawless women
kill yourself

for me, its Photon

just about 29 days until hockei

SIGN RANTENEN YOU COWARDS

youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

Attached: 1561463002701.gif (500x281, 3.43M)

Is there a bigger meme in cooking than the reverse sear? God damn I hate normalfags so much.

Attached: 459039F4-41A7-4527-B96B-097D55188342.png (688x407, 720K)

Attached: no.jpg (1280x720, 65K)

get a load of this volcel

Attached: 1566152987658.gif (500x281, 851K)

reverse sear works great
assuming you sous vide the meat

>reverse sear
>meme
Are you an idiot? It's literally the best way to cook it. The meme is sous vide.

return to reddit you underage cuck

americans are extra pissy and incel-ish today

/hoc/ has better music taste than Yea Forums

shall

Attached: 678099.gif (500x281, 978K)

spotted another volcel

I reverse sear my thicc steaks

Attached: 1559230899614.gif (500x281, 552K)

>I just LOVE to reverse sear my steaks

Attached: E3F9749A-99BC-45E1-B0DD-59FD5486C940.png (467x264, 38K)

>wojakposting
way to prove me right

real men have their steaks cooked medium rare

youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

Attached: 1537587920436.gif (500x630, 737K)

Those look like nice steaks

I've been on this website since 2008, the last time i went to Yea Forums was when Yea Forums stole one of their gets with a meme picture of Rashad Evans knocking out Chuck Liddell

this is true

NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS

god damn i love all of les claypools stuff

youtu.be/uJ7pgElCPXE

Attached: 415.jpg (800x798, 129K)

I hate when I’m not really hungry at dinner time, but I force myself to eat anyway. Then right after for about 20 minutes I’m absolutely starving until it goes back to normal. Should I try eating more than twice a day?

What are y'all eating for Labor Day?
Smoking some Ribs here

>s-stop posting Yea Forums OC from ten years ago when I was 6

it's labour day you dumb sunbelter

>lol fuck science I cook how my abusive alcoholic daddy taught me!

Attached: 127-1270350_143kib-625x773-based-retard-brainlet-wojak-transparent.jpg (820x697, 127K)

its weed smoking time lads

youtube.com/watch?v=TH-drXENLGA

Attached: 1548392875648.gif (500x500, 915K)

we should roll some weed with your ribs and smoke'm duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

>it’s science the reverse sear is totally legit guys stop making fun of me for literally roasting my steaks

Attached: 10B38612-4ED7-441C-AA6E-2DBF6F64C43F.png (406x452, 30K)

>refusing to give out (you's)
>writing ''him'' thinking anybody knows who the fuck you're talking about
This is why.

Hey man, I'm all for the grill during grill season. But when it's too cold outside, it's a roast then into the skillet.

>yfw /hoc/ offseason get's a surprise guest appearance from /ck/

Attached: 1563994972238.gif (600x350, 158K)

the mr krinkle pig mask

Attached: 0035054824.jpg (398x500, 38K)

youtu.be/bIqz4wXW9jc
youtu.be/e1PZk_HxXMI
youtu.be/K3BzSdsbZ3I
more djrum and base

Attached: Aaaaeeee.jpg (456x434, 100K)

Then sear it first, retard. If you want to be a fag, be a fag. But don’t be a retarded fag.

If I could, I would strangle every swede to death with my own hands

It really doesn't desu
Neither does Yea Forums

Nah. Gonna do something about it, internet tough man?

You bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks
rubbing on muh nutz and sucking muh dick

Attached: 1544335252565.gif (182x200, 235K)

You end up with a better crust if you roast it first.

youtu.be/a6otjCKg594

Attached: Billy.gif (300x225, 1.43M)

eh, if the steak is room temp prior to the sear the crust is fine

EVERYONE PREY FOR KEVIN HART

Attached: 1541573384412.gif (500x281, 905K)

>he doesn’t have his steak boiled over hard
Cringe

youtu.be/amKyA2PrSu4

Kevin Hart isn't funny

>always reddit in cuckadelphia
go back

For me it's pounding the steak flat, dredging it in eggs and breadcrumbs and then frying it in an inch of oil

youtu.be/wZR_nlNUx4M

Attached: 1543215034609.gif (320x160, 1.02M)

Attached: 1562405533216.jpg (1500x1125, 525K)

you don't have a barbeque?

Attached: 1565584648349.jpg (640x640, 90K)

will be making these in the next few days

my baked ass forgot the link

youtube.com/watch?v=tR-8vM1XknI

I need a ruling on the Full English

Is steak a necessity?

Attached: 1542287196087.jpg (750x465, 97K)

ok redddit

no, redditt

stop calling me names, Captain ForeChannel

Attached: 1543191547259.gif (220x220, 1003K)

Miss watching Scrubs in my dorm room
Simpler times

don't be racist

for me its the country gravy

Attached: fried.jpg (1500x1125, 134K)

Best hangover food known to man

tell Kevin Hart not to be racist
>also, tell him to be more careful on the road

just came in the gravy lads

Ah, yes. The full “English”

Attached: 75A7D4D3-CFE9-46A4-874E-15B77736307D.jpg (550x413, 43K)

Why do whites get so triggered that we know how to cook with things other than mayonnaise?

Attached: taylortopkek.gif (290x189, 1.04M)

Why don’t non-whites understand white people literally conquered the world for access to pepper

Attached: 1551562999546.png (431x450, 328K)

Attached: 1551513849165.jpg (550x309, 34K)

Attached: download.jpg (225x225, 11K)

Europeans literally conquered the world and enslaved savage cannibals so they could have spice for their food.

No thanks i'll just have a bottle of water.

Attached: 447.jpg (601x601, 19K)

>Notre Gay

fucking based

Kiippers feet

Attached: 1567473708324.jpg (943x848, 156K)

Attached: 0e6905f96eda2d1f2e0636974575d38f.jpg (541x960, 85K)

youtube.com/watch?v=D4-F6QFcNxQ

ahem

Attached: 1538444149700.png (968x1113, 851K)

j. hughes = Nolan Patrick

Just dumped the solid 7 lads.

shit got that bad with her?

good on you m8

this

for me it's yuma, arizona

Attached: 1a4c7e0cf71ea87b5621ff5d429f90db.jpg (259x194, 11K)

>j. hughes
who dis

Attached: 1561285142923.jpg (2419x1814, 834K)

jack hughes

so they're both gigabusts?

what if you root for the hurricanes and someone you know dies in the hurricane what do you do

correct

Attached: 1558307571678.png (937x1329, 2.31M)

imagine actually living in poo jersey

devils fan from New York here ama

wear your Canes jersey to their funeral

>what if you root for the hurricanes
Kys

prolly the only good answer on that one

Attached: 1549394402514.gif (400x275, 547K)

i eat ass

Roughriders > Blue Bombers

Attached: 1554434110440.jpg (2487x2143, 507K)

green is the colour
football is the game

Attached: champs.png (1032x576, 1.45M)

Why did you make two bad decisions?

She’s actually really cool I just can’t be the boyfriend she wants and needs at this stage and it was better to settle it early
Appreciate it m8

youtu.be/GiDsLRQg_g4

Attached: Misery.jpg (1000x927, 134K)

is this the worst NHL off season in recent memory?

Attached: 1565140076643.jpg (1027x778, 106K)

What the fuck, guys? I had a pretty sizable pork chop (maybe 8oz) and 12 oz of frozen spinach for dinner. I was still hungry, so I made a packet of ramen with a cup of veggies added. 30 minutes later and now I’m hungry again. What should I do?

Test

lose weight, lift some weights, have sex

Stop being fat

>can't win a trophy
>live vicariously through another team's

Why is there so much manlet cope on /r/tinder?

Why are you browsing reddit?

Attached: 1560543144695.jpg (2218x1664, 1.44M)

Oh. I forgot we’re still pretending that we all don’t use the 5th most popular website in the world.

*ahem*

“DAE HATE REDDIT XDDD”

gotta see the inside. I prefer mine rare plus I doubt it's even medium rare

Attached: 1557108494439.jpg (640x1002, 132K)

95160009

bruh this nigga here is cringe baka

finna sear some sunbelters face

come to yuma you won't do shit princess

finna come to Yuma and watch some AAA Lucha

N

>ribeye
>rare
Thanks for proving you don't know shit about steak

>cooking a ribeye beyond rare
Thanks for proving this is your first day on the internet or trying to cook

rare plus

Attached: 1558965615912.png (720x960, 390K)

Attached: 1546385447227.jpg (1125x557, 51K)

...

crap image
is good steak though

Attached: 1540607239775.jpg (600x600, 105K)

Ribeyes are tender and fatty enough that medium rare makes for the best possible texture/chew. Go back to school, kid.

with the bone in you're going to cook the fat off plenty fast and so I prefer it a nice rare plus

t. gets an upset tummy from meat
I’ll send a GameStop gift card for your birthday darling

Attached: 1562622718114.jpg (3936x2214, 1.28M)

Attached: 1543816508935.jpg (1200x630, 117K)

stop posting google images they're boring

The only meat I care about is the meat I put in bracketspics wife while he watches and jerks off

jamie olive oil never made anything good

Based

you have to go back

She moans and says >ayyy papi Los penguins will win again
Shit would be so cash but she’s so gross I can’t nut

Lucic will win the rocket trophy next season, screencap this

Attached: 1567095596478.png (270x270, 12K)

>yfw Johnny America wins the Lee for the gary

pretty excited to share some cool ideas in the next thread.

what type of ice is your favourite?

Attached: rags_ice.png (1335x928, 1.71M)

hope you remembered to clean off your grill

Johnny has some of the slickest hands in the NHL but he needs to toughen up, he gets bullied way too much in the playoffs. Maybe Looch can help him out.

Lucic and Johnny will be best frens

mr. cool ice

Me and Mr. Cole Ice only appear when summoned

schmirnoff ice

business idea: air hockey

>Is there a bigger meme in cooking than the reverse sear?
Cooking a steak well done

Attached: steak doneness.jpg (600x625, 58K)

Haha you may have noticed I have a special name

Soon

Attached: IMG_20171118_134056.png (910x882, 404K)

Based Lloyd from Lloydminster

youtube.com/watch?v=yOQGhC5nzus

good song, chambers

>his team doesn't play Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar every time the opponent misses a penalty shot
What kind of crap DJ's does your team have?
LMAO

Attached: 1532841228419.jpg (910x752, 59K)

for me it's blue rare

they were google images

>his gf doesn’t play pat beneter when you’re close to blowing it inside

Organ player > DJ

Attached: eric the clown.jpg (630x630, 83K)

those are some good ol' sask boys celebrating a trophy they won
who gives a fuck that poo loois is the city they play for
fucking americans will never understand this

youtube.com/watch?v=SMDGsxSEbOE

best post in the thread

found this image on my computer

Attached: binnish goaltendie.png (814x35, 5K)

well you gotta post a date and a corresponding game and moment for anyone to care

bruins elimination day

Attached: metadata.png (369x115, 4K)

americans understand, they're just memeing

>2019
how boring why would anybody give a single shit

Attached: USA USA USA.png (1096x1061, 46K)

>losing to portugal in povertyball

whomst cares

nobody cares about elimination days after some retard started making them for every team and spamming them into every thread. it was for the rags and some nigger ruined the fun for everyone

Attached: 1440918367035.png (883x1227, 639K)

almost there

Eating a well done steak should be considered a crime. I worked at a place where we served rib-eye on a kaiser. Any sane person got it medium rare, or even more rare than that. But dear god, the amount of black people that wanted it well done, then slathered it in bbq and hot sauce..... I wanted to start a race war. I really did.

better be a pulju edition

>rib-eye on a kaiser
your faggot fucker place shouldn't exist they don't know how to make food

Agreed. But the DJ in Detroit has the right idea, playing this on holding penalties.
youtube.com/watch?v=uKturN4Beyg

I hope he'll just start playing Why Can't We Be Friends by War after a fight happens.

thinking about a new thread

nah this is much better for a fight

youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA

uhmmm where is it?

got a fight song order per the situation coming up as soon as someone makes the thread

...