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espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26942340/we-simulated-entire-2019-nfl-season-scores-storylines-all-267-games

ESPN simulated this season.

Owl is Aints v. Chorgers; Chorgers, of course, lose.

>he doubts the chosen one
fuck fitzpatrick, tua, and trevor lawrence. rosen is /ourguy/.

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God I fucking despise you degenerate subhumans so fucking much. I wish I could smash your head with a hammer. For you it's all about "fun" isn't it? That's all your life is about, having fun all day, drinking, drugging yourselves and fucking everything that moves. You have no sense of decency, righteousness, duty to others or even the least amount of respect for your own family.

You're literally the worst of the worst, you throw everything your parents, family and those who came before you worked for, the society they built, the wars they fought, the whole lives they wasted working in an almost slave condition just so you could have a bright future. And what do you do? You ruin everything, you run it to the mud so you can get a little bit of satisfaction at the end of the day. Instead of working and trying to create and improve things, to honor the country you live in, and above all else, your family, just so you can show up on twatter or whatever the hot social media is fucking some random whore without a dad, just for fucking likes on a webpage.

But what's really offensive, what really takes the trophy for the most insulting, barbaric behavior is how you claim to be right, how you have absolutely no shame. You retch this bullshit about these guys after the fact going about remembering this shit and how awesome they are, but what about the families? When they see that shit, what are they supposed to think?

You value nothing. You're garbage, all of you. Scum.

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yfw the panties go 8-8

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>Harry placed on IR

Wow it's almost like belishit is terrible at drafting recievers

i mean, his career was fucked from the start, i'm not saying he COULDN'T have turned out alright in an alternate timeline... but based on how he was treated last year and how he's gonna be treated this year, his ceiling is set to be somewhere between Sam Bradford and Brandon Weeden.

>Week 1
>7/16 road teams are going to win
>including the Bengals beating the Seahawks and Texans beating the Saints

Yeah, not reading the rest of that shit. Also,

>Chargers Saints Bowl
Every fucking time. When will this meme die?

at least that Meyers kid looks alright.

Where are the cowboys fans who said Zeke would be signed over the weekend?
You idiots are officially fucked. Cowspics called a rb up from ps. That means no Zeke deal. That means you are fucked.
Enjoy 8-8.

Can't wait to see you delusional retarded Beaners fall apart now.
Without Zeke, Dak gets exposed as fuck. Enjoy a 13 td 28 int year you bums.

trevor lawrence is gonna be christian ponder, brady quinn, and mark sanchez levels of bust.

Does Melvin Gordon really believe that his services are worth excess of $10 million a year? He fucked himself out of cash this season by thinking his ceiling was anywhere near Bell's.

Sam Bradford is actually good though

nah Lawrence is the real deal

that Oregon QB is the guy who'll fit that description a lot more accurately

my iggles are cruisin' to the playoffs this year

His agent made him believe it.

>one time
>implying it's not every time

Idk why you're happy tbqh, If Zeke misses more than 2 games then Dak will get heavily exposed meaning they might actually move on from him. If I hate the Cowboys I'd want them to sign Zeke asap so they can remain an above average at best team that can never get it done in the playoffs. Thats just me though.

He's unironically worse than Ekeler in every situation except for the chorgers' signature "1st and 10 run up the middle for 2 yards"
(also might be slightly better at blocking, but not much)

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Zeke's bust
>pff.com/news/pro-explaining-dallas-cowboys-rb-ezekiel-elliotts-2018-pff-grade

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...

For me, it’s the Rams. The best team in the NFL.

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>3 points in the Super Bowl

HA

are these niggas serious
>chiefs 9-7
>eagles win nfce with 8-7-1 record
>entire afce .500+
>entire afcs .500+
wat...

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Are you African American?
Because I read a lot of salty black ppl on YouTube and twitter talking shit about T-Law

Any raiderfags here? What's the o-line looking like this year? I know you got Richie Incognito who's pretty good but is it still mostly a turnstile?

NFC East has three of the worse fanbases in all of sports.

The Bears will kill green gay in 3 days.

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Meant NFC North, whoops.

Fuck off youngblood the rams window is closed, McGay was figured out and Goff blows

Both statements are true.

shill elsewhere, normie.

normie elsewhere, shill

They are upset that Trevor Lawrence did such a better job at being a quarterback than whoever the negro was that replaced Watson that said negro had to transfer schools.
The saddest part is that Trevor Lawrence is a better runner than him, too.

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Go Hawks

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For me, its the Honey Bears

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Lol wtf?

Do you guys think any celebrity thinks while pooping "man, i could probably sell my shit"? Like Russell Wilson is just like "ha, could prolly sell my poop" and maybe he would consider actually doing it?

>gb
>13-3

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That tranny looking nigga played like shit against Georgia Tech lmao. Hes finna get exposed by a real team.

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Black folks say media hypes Lawrence because he's white lol
Correct me if I'm wrong but this kid is on pace to be the GOAT in both CFB and NFL

>clinched wildcard berth

This is fake right?

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>simulating ties
>three ties in the NFC alone

My chargers are going 9-7 with a missed wild card spot to a team they beat earlier in the year and you're gonna like it

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I believe this except the Aints and Browns will blow and the Rams win the West and Niners are the WC team.

BASED

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>Dolphins are actively tanking
>Go 8-8
Jesus christ.

Will the Redskins win 5 games this year?

/Bills Owl 2020/

3 days

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>double doink lives inside nagy's head

I have them winning the division. I genuinely think their defense and run game will carry them to 9 games.

Have some Power Rankings, everybody.

theringer.com/nfl-preview/2019/9/2/20841382/preseason-power-rankings-part-1-giants-raiders-jets-cardinals

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>NFCW
How did they sim this? Madden 13?

The Cardinals aren't 32 and already the entire list is dogshit.

>theringer.com

Murray is legit dangerous.

I think with Haskins breathing down Keenums neck he will be able to play at his 2017 level again.

>the cock ringer

>he seriously thinks that the rams are good

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What run game? They're missing their best lineman.

to who? lol

siblings fight all the time, still family. as shown
also
>cousins pats thielen on the back in endearing manner
>thielen looks understanding and capable of taking criticism, like all elite receiver should

Wonder why he didn't try to take McCarthy's job

They'll be fine.

The Dolphins are worse than the Cardinals.

The super bowl really exposed McVay as a meme coach.

They are not.

Okay, how are the Dolphins better than the Cardinals?

they're not running an air raid offense that already looked like absolute dogshit in the preseason

They have not 1 but 2 qbs who can over the o line

The Dolphins don't have a left tackle and are actively tanking the season.

Hot take; Dolphins will start out 3-0 due to Fitzmagic.

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>preseason
I think Murray's going to bust and the Cardinals are still shit, but everyone looked like shit in the preseason except for like two teams. Plus any offense is more than the lelphins are going to mount with Fitzpatrick's inconsistency and Rosen inheriting a nonexistent Oline just like in Arizona when they get tired of Fitz's shit

based

While this is cringe, they are both agreeing here that Kirk doesn't have enough time. They reconcile over a combined disappointment in the oline

I believe it, but only if they go 0-13 the rest of the way.

who will win the nfc north

Dolphins will start their season 4-2. Beat Ravens, lose to Patriots, lose to Cowboys, beat Chargers, beat Redskins, beat Bills.

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I have them beating only the Bengals and Giants, maybe the Redskins

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stefon diggs on notice??

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They could've kept Treadwell on the roster to the same effect

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They failed to beat the Bengals last year with a more complete team.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 AP Offensive Rookie of the Year

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Guys guys guys...I just realized.

>Cardinals go 8-8 in 2017
>Get Josh "The Nosen" Rosen
>Cardinals go 3-13 in 2018
>Ship off Nosen
>Get Kyler "Claphappy" Murray
>Cardinals go 2-14 in 2019
>Ship off The Clapper
>Get Tua "Too Hawaiin" Tuglaoloviaoia
>Cardinals go 0-16 in 2020
>Ship off Tugliaoivioiia
>Get Trevor "Miss Fuchi" Lawrence
>Cardinals go 19-0 in 2021

They are playing the long game.

The Bengals are worse this year though, and by week 16 Dalton will be on IR

If Andy Dalton doesn't produce a winning record for the Bengals this year, do you think they should move on from him or should the team ritualistically murder him and eat his teeth?

Will he survive week one is the question you should be asking

Hi friends, Austrian Seahawks fan here. Currently really enjoying my trip to Rome with my gf - pic related: a great gelato I enjoyed today. I just can't wait for the season to finally start this weekend. Bungals at home should be an easy win for the hawks and I def look forward to see how the rookie WRs will play. After the Clowney trade I really think >we can go pretty far this season if Pete can coach the secondary up a little bit at least. GO HAWKS!!!

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How are they worse? They picked up some actual help at G and LB, however little it was, along with an actual DC. They still have the same WR and RB corps, plus some promising additions.
They honestly should have moved on a few years ago, it's clear he's not the guy, unless Taylor can find something in there that Lewis and Lazer never could. They have him through 2021, but this is almost certainly a prove it eyar for him.

Are you brown or is it the lighting? Deciding whether I hate you or not. Glad you're having a good time, though....maybe.

huh

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Dalton is a good quarterback, the Bengals are just an empty team. It really isn't his fault.

It's the lighting. I have very pale skin actually

Andrew Dalton III is not a good quarterback. Luck was a good QB, Russel Wilson is a good QB, Drew Brees is a good/great QB.

Dalton is serviceable.

This is an empty statement, there are other good QBs that can carry a bad/nonexistent team to more success than the Bengals have enjoyed lately. Dalton is an adequate QB, but adequacy only goes so far when you're going into your 10th year. I'll give him credit that it was the defense who lost them almost all of the playoff games too, not him, but he's not a game manager who can turn things around despite that. He needs an overwhelming lead early and to be able to sit on it for the rest of the game to reliably win. The team suffers comebacks, it doesn't achieve them.

I'd question the sense in naming your kid "Craven," but...

Dalton is an awful QB. He's barely a starter. He's the 2nd biggest reason that stacked Bengals team from 5 years ago didn't stand a chance in the playoffs(Marvin Lewis being the biggest reason). He sucks.

dumbest post I have EVER read on Yea Forums

Didn't Pacman cost them a playoff win? Cant blame his stupidity on Dalton

Did you start browsing today? I got one ever better for you.

You're a well-liked, handsome, and successful individual.

Pacman being an idiot doesn't matter if Dandy Andy throws better than 50% or remembers to throw a fucking touchdown.

Pacman and Burfict together, though they could have survived Burfict's penalty alone. Who the fuck thinks "yeah, I'm going to lay hands on the fucking zebra, that'll make everything better."

i would imagine lions think that sometimes

What week is the start of the .700 club meme

Thursday.

fuck the rams. for me, it's moner.

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Dalton didn't even play that game, you're shitposting for the sake of it.

based

The Jags are just pretending to be shit in the preseason, right guys? They will fuck everything left and right in the regular season, right guys?

You're right, I forgot, AJ McCarron played that game and his playoff stats are legitimately lightyears better than Dalton's. It's fantastic.

what kind of music does /nfl/ listen to?
For me it's Keydragon. There's just something about it that makes me want to keep listening

youtube.com/watch?v=o_qz0nHUrhA

Sorry, bro. The Jasg can only have one great season per decade and that was it.

Jags are shit m8. Pat's will win the AFC with ease

Week 1 newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=_zIaOuQXgLM

Plus, that season was another one where Dalton stuck his thumb up his ass so hard he broke it. Same thing last year.

On how many layers of meth are you

I only listen to indie music, you've probably never even heard of this band.

youtube.com/watch?v=RBxp8kQ-Zbs

The jags paid 20 million for a career backup qb that’s all you need to know

I used to make the Jersey shore threads back in 2011 when Yea Forums was actually good kys

They don't have an offense. They might make it to the playoffs because their division is so shit but they definitely won't get far

then you should have known already, you fucking fraud

Which team do you think currently has the worst locker room morale? Lolphins or Texans?

youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc

your family after i fucked your mother

Vikings

Imagine hearing the ramblings of a delusional Christian while he takes your championship team to missing the playoffs the very next season

I used to make those threads

Considering the replys and considering the fact that /nfl/ is always wrong, the Jags will win the Owl.

I forgot cause I stopped watching the NFL for awhile fuck you

And then immediately put him on IR

Wrong. I made those threads.

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only trve kvlt

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>Seahawks cut Austin Calitro
Why would you do this?

my Packies. Everyone knows Fraudgers checked out 5 years ago.

Guy sucks that’s why

this is quite literally just noise

Didn't adhere to the proper pronoun policies (PPP)

lol

and that's a good thing

youtube.com/watch?v=x3WdtS4FZck

>Ulver
It's too bad you're a Turkish faggot Eagle fan. You'd almost be likable.

I didn't think he was anything special and LB is their deepest position group. They must really believe in BBK and Barton and somehow still in Griffin as well. Could also be a temp move like they did with Geno and Brown

Really enjoy your blog posts. Why don't you become a tripfag already? Hope you enjoy Rome. Did you already meet some seacucks fans?

my friend, there's this old music video of some guy relentlessly bashing a single drum in the middle of the woods.....i can't seem to find it. maybe you know which one i'm talking about?

Hard knocks was really fucking good this year

AB seems like a really cool guy
Carr is a fucking weirdo

The Jets. Gase is openly only interested in Darnold and no one else on that team, especially Bell. Not that I blame him with Bell, but at least pretend to care about the team as a whole dude.

jags will suck but preseason is meaningless

trve desert bm

youtube.com/watch?v=q022INSZ4Vw

thx Austrian brother. Just arrived today so I haven't seen a lot of the city yet (and no other Hawks fans). But Rome seems great so far, it's just a little hot and humid to walk around all day

Name a worse OL.

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>The Jags are just pretending to be shit in the preseason, right guys?
Fun fact: a team that has gone 0-4 in the preseason has never once appeared in a Super Bowl. Sorry Lions and Jags, zero chance this year.

He's unspectacular but very solid, and definitely able to contribute more than Griffin

Dolphins, Red*****

Big yikes
Rivers is gonna die

your moms pussy

This is like an artistic interpretation of spam in musical form.

My vikies

youtube.com/watch?v=g5NSvtWirS4
maybe this helps.
well, shit happens fren.

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Name a better front 7 than the Seahawks.

You shut up, we only have 1 DT until Game 7

The Houston Texans.

Dubs and Tim Brody gets a career-ending injury

This is their line every year, he's used to it.

Dubs and you get Lou Gehrig's disease

Seething.

Not with bradbury my friend

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Dubs and dubs no longer mean anything

dolphins OL has played a combined zero NFL games

Just a friendly reminder that dubs posting is technically against the rules. It should be noted that the mods and jannies jobs are a lot easier if you follow the rules. These men and women work tirelessly for free to keep Yea Forums a safe space for everyone. Thank you for complying.

>Sam Bradford is actually good though

AFCE: NE
AFCN: CLE
AFCS: JAX
AFCW: KC
AFCWC1: BUF
AFCWC2: BAL

NFCE: PHI
NFCN: GB
NFCS: CAR
NFCW: LAR
NFCWC1: NO
NFCWC2: CHI

Dubs and Tom Brady wins every year until he's 45, decides he's not done skullfucking the league yet, and decides to play until 50.

thank you so much for this

Are you >implying that the Panthers will win more than 9 games?

thank you so much for this

As a Seahawks fan, 9ers have a better dline but the Hawks have the best LBs in the league. Although best front seven has to go to da Burrs

>oh no nosen was mistreated
fuck that shit. Yes he had a horrible protection in Arizona and he'll have a horrible one in Miami. Doesn't seem to change the fact that he's a smug cunt who seemingly isn't willing to fight for the qb1 position. I'm a fins fan myself and I was excited when they traded for him, because i thought he was sincere in his interviews and ambitions. But since none of the coaches have any confidence in him, I really lost my faith, too. I think the best thing would be to let him play from the beginning and then see if he's got any potential. However, I still think his incredible lack of leadership or potential leadership is the biggest problem. I want my franchise qb to be a fighter who gives everything for the team and his succes. And I don't want to hear bitching about a bad oline. Please no second Andrew Cuck for my fins

>NFCWC1: NO

Kys

Fuck the mods and fuck the jannies.

Why do they like him so much?

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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree they got the call right?

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I wish Jon Gruden was my dad

Good call, bad rule.

>the play that ruined any chance if a Raider's dynasty

The right call on an incredibly dumb fucking rule.

I wasn't even born when this happened lolol

A career under Jeff Fisher, and a God awful eagles unit, coupled with the injuries that both of those directly caused, does not mean he is bad. He's above average, which is what good means. Josh Rosen is nowhere near the passer that Sam was

Jon Gruden here. What do you think I am, kid? Some kind of asshole who can play daddy? Pick up your fucking gear and get packed, I'm leaving in 20 minutes with or without you. I'm not gonna wipe your ass, so get in gear or get the fuck off the field.

yes, call was right. should have never been a rule, and that is a fumble outside of that dumbass rule.

Yeah I read the thing too, to get a wildcard spot in the NFC you need at least 10 wins, so the division winner from the NFCS has to have more than that if there's another team from the division there
What I'm saying is the Panthers are going 9-6 at best so them winning the division makes no sense

Tom Brady would've been out the league after bouncing between 10 teams by now if it wasn't for this call

today it would be called back for hitting the helmet

What's the first game you ever remember watching

That was a fucking fumble.

nope, it was an incomplete pass :^)

True facts. Brady had been shaky as hell all playoffs but BB didn't want to pull him because he kept coming up with wins. If not for this call the Pats would be having an honest to god competition with Bledsoe and Brady, Bledsoe would win, and BB would have his confidence shattered. The biggest domino from this whole shebang is the Rams would still be in St. Louis after securing a dynasty and not letting Warner walk to let bitchtits Bulger start. Mike Martz wouldn't have gone crazy and would be comfortably retiring right about now with 5+ rings(combined from OC and HC gigs).

You should not be on 4channel you cuck

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>NFCWC1: NO

that's sad

Saw your comment and searched for a highlights video. Heres my 2 cents:
-Very good deep accuracy
-Can throw inbetween zones
-Has a good overall grasp of the playbook
No doubt he has the talent but I have a few concerns:
-#8 is a stud WR. Gets great separation, has nice footwork, can jump for the ball, is quick on the release and a big frame
-Most of his big yards come from pass read option plays with WR/CB mismatches
-Never seen him throw from the I or even the pistol
-He doesn't go throug his progressions and stares WRs

Has potential but need to put in a lot more work in order to be an NFL starter.

Oh man, imagine the sex.

first game I REALLY remember actually watching and caring about was 2012 super bowl... but I have some memory of the 2008 super bowl, I don't remember the game I just remember my dad going crazy (we are giants fans)

he was literally a freshman last year, and won't be draft eligible until 2021. the fact that he's as good as he is now is insanely impressive.

This, I'm a professional mexican scout too, and after watching him play, I'm afraid my opinion is more critical and discerning as the greatest college prospect to ever exist than most professional scouts. Harrumph and hmph, the kid needs work, I'm worried.

Now if he has any trouble, I'll feel vindicated and smart. I went against the current. I AM A MEXICAN INTELLECTUAL HMPH AND HARRUMPH AND HMPH.

underage faggot detected

Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy were the best safety/corner duo in the history of the league

I'm 18 :) nt tho

And they combined to become Tylawyer Milloy, the best NFL safner corety in history.

His starting point is better than 99% of third and fourth year starters.

Nobody is can't miss but Lawrence is close.

I wish I could I beat the shit out of you for making such a dumbass joke

That's crazy to me, the first game I remember watching and caring was Saints/Falcons playoff game in 1991

Hmm but I have some concerns.

-Trevor sometimes looks left when I want him to look right
-He looks like Miss Fuchi
-His uniform colors are ugly
-He misses some passes and his stats aren't perfect
-His hair is too long

When you think about it, there's a chance he'll bust.

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Unfortunately, you could never do that, because you are a nerdy noodle armed pussy whereas I am fat but probably way bigger than you and I have a history in wrestling. I'll make all the bad jokes I want and you will like them.

oh damn that is a long time, What team do you root for?

Is like his agent forgot that the Chargers had Ekeler and justin Jackson as backups.

Literally the moment Gordon went down last year and they leaned on Ekeler he was unable to produce. Ekeler is a situational RB, a good one mind you, but he's just a situational guy.

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haha, I bet you could pin me in all sorts of positions haha

Hard to swallow pill:
Nick Mullens is just as good, if not better than Porno Jimmy

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I watched the very first Super Bowl back in ‘67. I was 18 I think at the time.

Why are you spending your retirement on Yea Forums

Is it time for the NFL to step in and do something about this franchise?

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It's like...I could pin you, and make bad jokes, but maybe my erection is accidentally in your face the whole time and I'm like "whoops", but you laugh anyways because you're in love with me. That would be so weird. You should stop thinking about stuff like that.

Please, please pleaze start daniel jones by week 3 i cant take this hopelessness any more

NAWLINS

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I heard about it on Fox News two years ago and came here to see what young right wingers are like because I didn’t know they even existed.

BRADY FUMBLED NEVER FORGET

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The GOP is over, old man. The future is black, and it is female.

Saints

How do we fix them

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>tfw took out a rock yesterday

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wait until dan snyder dies i guess

New Ownership
New GM
New Coach
New O-Line

The talent is there man, it's crazy.

Thank you to all the heroes ITT

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>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE

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grantland.com/the-triangle/you-should-have-an-nfl-wins-pool/
I'm doing this NFL wins pool where you pick three teams in a snake-ish format. I'm 5th pick and so far gone are Chiefs Pats Chargers Rams
who do i pick? bears? saints?

does this update automatically

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How do the Pats get away with it?

giants should unironically pick up treadwell just for the laquon and saquon memes

is this a euro version of the chilis pasta?

cheating

Damn that's actually pretty good for the Texans considering they're like, 17 years old?

49ers NFC West Champs, And the number 3 seed. I'll fucking take it.

>Packers: 0
oof...

NFC S is trash. Panthers will be a 7-9 playoff team for the second time this decade, easy

If the Patriots are so good, how come they haven't won an Owl since February?

Yeah, thought so.

Fuck is wrong with ya? Are you blowing his cock or what? Is not normal to have this kind of temper tantrums pal.
Good point. Thank you.
He has a lot of talent but all this hype behind him to me looks more like the combination of good talent developing under the right team.
Can you imagine college Tony Romo/Kurt Warner playing on that Clemson team? Bet you they would do as good as him.
If I was an NFL GM I'd draft him, ngl.

There’s WAAAY too many blue teams. Would it kill the NFL to have more red, green, yellow, purple, whatever?

If Panthers are making the wildcard at 7-9 then that implies the rest of the NFC is worse than the NFCS.

>its been 7 months since the Pats' last championship

holy shit when will the drought end?

nice... good luck to your team this season

I think it's perfect the way it is
stop changing shit
the league is perfect the way it is

That's not Deebo Samuel

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>AFC only has two teams below 8-8
>NFC only has 5 teams with at least 9 wins
LMAO

>0 pink teams
Pair it with black or gunmetal and it’s masculine enough

It's not, it's still too violent.

Will Dak get exposed this season, or will Zeke manage to get back in time to save his hide

it's not violent enough

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add a win to eagles
subtract 3 wins from packers
take two wins from 9ers
add a few wins to hawks
add some wins to panthers
add 2 or 3 wins to chiefs
and it looks alright

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Checked.
Mullens could start for half the teams in the league

Dak has been exposed, my friend. but I'm sincerely hoping he gets the $40 mil that he's asking for.

Not really though.

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So you have the entire AFCE and AFCS at 8-8 or better? Are you absolutely retarded? I would bet everything I and everyone else in my life owns against that happening.

>Let's check in on every division at the halfway mark of the season:
>AFC East: Miami (6-2) has stunningly taken the lead in the AFC East by a half-game over the Patriots (6-3).

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Will Stidham expose Brady as a systembabby

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I...I want to say you're wrong, but everything tells me you're right. I am...the crying wojak, pouring high class bottled urine into your glass.

49ers, Broncos, Browns, Eagles, Saints, Panthers, I mean going from nothing to Clowney is something. But you're still shit.

Is Yea Forums so underage they haven't seen what Nick Foles does outside of Philly? He's terrible. He can only summon BEWD in Philly.

lets not pretend the bears havent been humiliated in almost every way by the packers for the last 30 years

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>Americans in charge of simply mathematics
oh no oh no oh no

No. Stidham, like Brady, like Russell Wilson, was fantastic in college, but they had no hype around them. BB got the absolute best QB of this draft, just wait a few years.

Hawks usually start slow but at home against the Bungals should be an easy win

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hmm

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What a panic move

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>yfw da burrs shock the world and win the owl

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clots are a literally defunct organization
NFL should step in and remove them

That’s a yikes from me.
I mean, I’m sure he can do fine since the team is good, but wouldn’t it be better to save some of that money for someone better for next season

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>Colts trying to out retard the Texans

>30m for two years, only 20m guaranteed

That's nothing for a QB. He'll probably win more games than Le 84 Million Dollar Man.

the colts have over $50 million in cap this year. i don't really have too much confidence in brisket, but they have money to spare.

No, I unironically just enjoy sharing my vacation with my /nfl/ bros

bros I just want a qt3.14 gf with gr8 feet that loves football just as much as I do

To be slightly fair, this is how the AFCE looked last year up to week 8

Jets 1-0
Patriots 1-0
Dolphins 1-0
Bills 0-1

Dolphins 2-0
Jets 1-1
Patriots 1-1
Bills 0-2

Dolphins 3-0
Jets 1-2
Patriots 1-2
Bills 1-2

Dolphins 3-1
Patriots 2-2
Jets 1-3
Bills 1-3

Patriots 3-2
Dolphins 3-2
Jets 2-3
Bills 2-3

Patriots 4-2
Dolphins 4-2
Jets 3-3
Bills 3-3

Patriots 5-2
Dolphins 4-3
Jets 3-4
Bills 2-5

Patriots 6-2
Dolphins 4-4
Jets 3-5
Bills 2-6

It was at least competitive until week 7 and the Dolphins held the lead at least a quarter into the season.

packers knew better

>is in Rome with his gf
>has nothing better to do than to post on 4channel
sounds like a great vacation my fren

Post gfs tits

(You)

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packers and the rest of the division with seethe

Nothing better after a long day of walking around in the city

Have Sex incel

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Nah that was the seacuck fan who's currently in Rome with his gf

Sorry, Bills should say 2-4 in week 6. Had an error in the spreadsheet.

>green gay
>erin rogers
>winning shit

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k but dolphins are way worse this year and pats have a super ez schedule

Tits or gtfo still applies, even with made up girlfriends for (you)’s on 4channel.

Like...imagine if he let us suck on his girlfriend's breasts. That would be so fun. Like imagine that she's wearing jammies and the front has two buttons at the top, and she just like snaps them off and her breasts spill out for us to feed on them while we cuddle before bed hahahaha wow

Jones is better but stidham was a steal

Can confirm this was me. Thanks for taking a screenshot

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haha

it's time to get a gf

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I think Stidham will prove the superior prospect in actual play.

based haha poster
also:
>checked

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So why does that Jap YouTube chef always stab them in the purse? Is he just cruel for the views?

He's Asian, two brain cells.

I don't know, it wouldn't surprise me. Asians have zero empathy for any living thing.

The Houston Texans are only going to lose 7 games this year and all of you are going to look really stupid!

>pats have a super ez schedule
So do the Chiefs so it's ok.

user...the winner of the AFCS this year is going to have 7 wins, so that isn't possible.

You're going to regret this comment when the Texans secure the 17th overall pick they can't use!

Hurricane bros, are you guys going in tomorrow. The stupid trajectory of this thing keeps drifting away from where I live so it's looking I won't die. Fuck.

They cut him to sign a FB

season long color rush uniforms coming soon

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Yea Forums is pretty solidly calling the Tits winning that dogshit division tho

for this entire NFL season im only going to use pics from my 2010-2011 folder

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jewish ownership dabbing on stupid gentiles

I hope it hits me. A hurricane is just what Connecticut needs.

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Go back to the old uniforms. They were beautiful.

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>Yea Forums
>right
>ever
lmfao

They've probably been one of the worst in the NFL except they lucked into 2 elite QBs

Damn, that's fucked

There’s absolutely no reason to believe the rams will be good this year.

Hartford needs a biblical flood

Same with the eagles and bears

Your mom told me they'd be good after I gave her a clitoral massage.

There's absolutely no reason to think the Patriots will be good this year

they have the best Dline and RB in the league

Well my mom is full of shit then.

They have an elite qb

But user, their QB is Jared Goff.

BASED

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>Todd Girly and his arthritic knee
>the best RB in the league

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I wish someone on the internet made a supercut of that announcer who does Steelers games doing a long string of him saying "Roethlisberger..." "Roethlisberger." "Roethlisberger" like 100 times since he says his name every time the ball is snapped. It would be pure ASMR.

>seahawks lose frank clark
>now people are saying the seahawks DL is going to be elite this season

what happened?

they replaced him with a better player?

1: They were elite last season
2: Frank Clark wasn't the reason why
3: They got Clowney and will presumably use him as a DE instead of a OLB, so he'll actually become e-l33t.

I stand by my statement

A reminder that Jared Goff...well, we know where he gets his power from.

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>implying
Harry wasn't even injury prone in college. Just because he suffers one injury doesn't mean shit.

They added a 1st round pick, they added Clowney and they added Ziggy who is obviously a wildcard but could have some upside

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Is there anything more embarrassing than being a xicucks fan?

>Packers
>13-3

In what fucking world?

>wouldn’t it be better to save some of that money for someone better for next season

Who would that someone better be? There is at most 1 half decent QB who hits free agency per year, the rest get locked up in deals or are drafted. The Clots need to win now, not later.

Why is the AFC East such eternal trash

Other than never stepping foot into Wisconsin and claiming to be a Packers fan, no. That's the cringiest act in football next to buying a "share" of "Packers stock" and claiming you are an "owner."

That meat does look delicious though

trash QBs

Because when you have Tom Brady in a division with you, you have no chance unless a miracle happens. The reason why the AFCE sucks is because every other team is all but guaranteed to lose two games every season at minimum. In fact, the AFCE was a bloodbath when I was a kid. Guys like Marv Levy and Don Shula and Bill Parcells actually were some of the better coaches in that division in my childhood. And then you had the Jets and the Colts.

>giants fans flamed the Jones pick when it happened
>now love him simply due to preseason games
what s bunch of fairweathers

Redskins have a pretty solid line if Trent is around. their left side is weak but right solid and center are great.

It's NY sports in general to throw a temper tantrum if they don't get the pick they wanted. Especially Knicks fans and the back page of the New York Post.

Missed the draft for the /nfl/ league like an idiot, and this is what I got auto-picked (plus a couple FA moves I just made). Not too bad, actually.

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>don't like guy when he isn't highly touted by scouts and isn't all that impressive in college
>he does better in the preseason
wow what the fuck what is wrong with these retards gawd

*tingus pingus intensifies*

Wow that's great.

I hope that's a 32 team league

Jets!

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>NFCN Packers

Fudge pack will be dead last. No Defense. 1 fag QB and 1 mediocre WR 7 New coach to be Fag's whipping boy.

At least Knicks fans have the excuse of every draft pick ever being the wrong pick, but I mean the Giants have won things in most people's lifetimes. There's no excuse.

You should drop the Redskins WR. They are all shit.

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remember that pick he had the first snap of saints playoff game? clutch genes

Imagine rubbing your semen all over her paperwork there.

Is Fireman Ed still in self imposed exile because they are too bad to cheer for? The man is an elderly Jets fan, if anyone knows 1968 was a fluke, it'd be him.

They're going to beat the Browns.

DaNNy DiMeS

So? Lots of people beat the Browns.

Living in Jersey, my experience is that they are fair weather. People here root for them when they're good and when they're not good they root for the Eagles.

Never met a single person that does this and I grew up in Jersey

Which is the most overrated division?

NFC East

Me neither. The only part of Jersey that doesn't cheer for Giants/Jets is south Jersey and they are at least loyal to the Eagles.

anyway to get away with fighting in stadiums or do they always identify you and ban you forever

In the Oakland Coliseum, you get a medal for fighting.

Most underrated is AFCW. Despite being very competitive and having a lot of diversity and strong teams, they never get talked about for some reason. The most overrated is the AFCN. They always get thought of as strong but the truth is they're super polarized with the Steelers and Ravens being above average and the Bengals and Browns being total trash. But since those bottom two teams bend over for the Ravens and Steelers, everyone thinks the AFCN is great when they're just okay overall.

A fellow Vikings fan looking to make a trip to Lambeau, I see

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Reminder to join the /nfl/ pick'em! Make your picks week to week, or do the whole season at once, and see how well you can pick 'em against other anons.

Password: Rosepink

fantasy.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2019/en/group?ex_cid=pigskin2019_email&groupID=178468

Please remember the password is case sensitive. Submit your picks before the Bears and Packers game on September 5th!

This year the Browns should be good. I know I'm falling for a meme team, but I believe.

What does the framed twitter picture say?

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da burrrrrssssssss

Browns cycle, bro. The Nu-Browns have a repetitive process of building false hope and generating unfounded optimism only to take it from you in exactly three years. I know because I have lived with heartbreak for 20 years.

>living in Jersey

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Don't be a jackass. Getting in fights over petty shit is a good way to get heemed or killed.

Not anymore.

You'll never wash the stink off.

Sounds about right. Being the epitome of mediocrity the Dolphins are even capable of tanking properly.

>tfw no Harry to tear shit up alongside Gordon, DT, Edelman, and Meyers
feel grim lads

>N'Keal Harry
Poor man's JJAW, desu

I know your pain as a Redskins fan.

he's probably not even that hurt, he wasn't going to be an impact guy right away anyways

>eagles delusion
give him 8 weeks to get healthy and learn the playbook and he’ll be an impact player alright

anyone else wish they were a football player? they seem like they have all the fun
I would have been a safety... the hardest hitting safety in da leeeague.

Hold me bros

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I forgot to post it when it happened because Yea Forums was hitting the shit that day. This was the wikipedia brief description for Alonzo Russell minutes after he caught the ball on Gunner to win the 4th preseason game against the Patriots

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your QB is into milf trannys, how does that make you feel?

Yes, in fact I identify as a large athletic black man and I'm just waiting for science to make my transition possible. I don't know why they're wasting their time making useless boipucci.

help a dummy out. is it possible for RBs to price themselves out of the market. What if the cowboys and chargers dont pay zeke or melvin. Zeke and Melvin just lose money right? thats the point ...that they "stay healthy" until someone pays them? Even if it is another team somewhere. Im sure another team would throw money at them but i doubt it would be as successful as staying in the organization they know IF they actually care about winning an owl which im now assuming they dont.

Don't get me wrong I believe if there is millions and billions of money being made in this sport that the players should get their share but i just hate how expensive this all becomes. Maybe a seat at a fucking game wouldnt be $400 if everyone involved wasnt trying to walk out as a millionaire. And im sure if Zeke is successful the next RB will be asking for more and more. This is why im sad the AAF didnt take off. I wanna watch people play either on tv or in person. And right now I can't watch zeke on tv or anyone in a stadium (unless i travel to the afc south market)

You have five Lombardis. I have an 0-16 season that wasn't even the first one because we lose at losing too.

>useless boipucci
Mf femboys rise up

ok

Pretty good. Why would I care about off the field stuff? Who the fuck do you think I am an ESPN Twitter warrior. I prefer to know nothing about the private lives of my athletes. We should all mind our own business. And fuck the government too.

Browns have a fuck ton of national championships and the Skins have 3 owls. We're fallen franchises not the tardinals lmfao.

>What if the cowboys and chargers dont pay zeke or melvin. Zeke and Melvin just lose money right?
Depends on how many games they miss and the terms of their contract. Contracts generally have a roster bonus/paycheck meaning they get paid for actually showing up to or playing in the game or whatever, and some of it is guaranteed money. But the guaranteed money can be contingent on playing in or showing up to a certain number of games that year or depends on injuries or whatever else.

Leveon Bell missed out in full because he sat out the whole season on his holdout. Gordon is testing the waters and seeing if he can find a better deal elsewhere. If he can't, he probably settles and signs with the Chargers for now since he seems to want to play. Zeke might wind up sitting out the season since I fully expect him to be a muggadoodapawoppabaddapop bitch.

You should care because it shows your QB is delusional and mentally ill which is not a good recipe for winning championships

WHO CAN STOP A WHITE MANLET RUNNING BACK!?

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THANK YOU for clapping back at that disgusting incel.

At least Arcega-Whiteside is going to be on the field he’s going to be a stud

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that's what >we thought last year before opening at home against the buccs

Jimmy G is into trannies?

Whatever just play ball. Delusional people make fantastic athletes too I'm not sure what you're smoking. If they were well grounded ordinary people they would have got a degree in finance to make their money instead of playing niggercrash.

not just any milf tranny, but an actual porn star milf tranny

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THANK YOU for clapping back at him. It's so refreshing to have an intelligent mind in this general.

>poor mans JJAW
Stay mad that your team is shit at drafting.

lmfao the Patriots are fucking terrible at drafting wide receivers

Looks like a woman to me. A cut up, unnatural abomination of a fat slag, but still female.

You take that back you fucking asshole!!

>shit at drafting
How so? They got three studs in this most recent draft.

"no"

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Oh dear

Pats are pretty bad at drafting in general

unironically why would a chad go for this? Has he become desensitized to slim blonde thots?

Because he's gay duh

it's even worse in person

youtube.com/watch?v=pAV7xHZ4E0Y

Interesting.

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Aren't they top 5 for percent of roster home grown?

because the patriots are really good

its like cutting a giant sushi roll

doesn't get much fresher than that

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no its more like the other three teams have terrible ownership and no fucking clue what they are doing in terms of front office management

because the patriots dominate them so hard that they lose their marbles

bugmen have zero empathy for living creatures.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Only betas thirst for a "type" of woman a Chad simply fucks whatever he's in the mood for because its all always on the menu. A poorfag may put dry aged ribeye on a pedestal but a richfag from old money eats McDonald's in th white house simply because he likes it.

This. They consistently overspend on acquiring former Patriots and push their 'Brady' QB way too early.

it really bugs me that so many rich dudes go for ugly ass women

are you serious? aaron rodgers winning the division is a shock? lmao

all wrong, try harder

Is it a woman or is it a tranny?

if you have to ask....

Can we just take a moment to recognize that anime sucks and the Seahawks rule

>Andre Dilard
>Miles Sanders
>Arcega-Whiteside
>Avonte Maddox
>Dallas Goedert
Over the course of the last two drafts

Who’s shit at drafting?

Friendly reminder Old Gay has once again been banned for reporting Anime posters because he is a faggot

It's a woman. She's on pornhub.

>best roster
>best defense
>best coach
>pro bowl qb

OldGay is literally the worst. Like the faggot never enjoyed Cowboy Bebop.

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Clowney finna get 12 sacks this year.

Ok, thanks for the info. I don't watch pornography though so I'll not be looking her up.

So is Mistress T.

lose to chargers, ealges, packers for a solid 10 wins

wow how does this happen

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NE Colts
NE Lions
NE Titans
NE Dolphins

How embarrassing it must be to be a fan of these teams with no personal identity so they just try to copy the Patriots.

Shameful

Chicago isn’t beating the Eagles in Philly.

That's some blown coverage right there

furthest db towards the bench blew it

Right but you can go watch and see which one is a female and which one is a trap.

>15 posts early

Is Mistress T also a tranny? I thought she was just a cuckold queen.

Yes they are

P/a/triots!

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>shit at drafting
>drafted the goat at #199
Wew!

I've never watched, you brought her up not me.

Based anime poster.

I don't really know much about college football nor do I plan to start watching it but I'm curious about why is Notre Dame allowed to not be part of any conference?

Howd your coach do his first season?

>anime
>based
Pick one and only one

>his team didn't draft the goat

New in a couple of posts

>2 posts early

How is that relevant to the conversation at hand. And, in any event, he did pretty well considering the roster/injury circumstances, and then went on to win the fucking super bowl two years later.

Actually I made it 4 posts early

I wouldn't go that far, but your statement has some merit... at least ballard is a strong gm and is finally establishing a colts team with a solid foundation

Nagy is winning one this year.

I'll take my based New England P/a/triots every single time.

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Wrong thread bro, but I'll answer your question. They tried to join a conference once back in the 1930s called the Big 10 and one of the schools in the conference, Michigan had a coach named Fielding Yost who absolutely hated Catholics and got the conference to keep the Papists out. So Notre Dame said "fuck it, we'll do this on our own" and stayed independent to this day (in football). In actuality, in all sports other than football, Notre Dame is a member of the ACC. So much for Independence.

No they aren’t. The Eagles offensive line will dominate the Bears defense again.

Wentz has a competent run game and he killed the Bears at home the last time they played.

This isn't the same team as last time.

The Eagles roster is arguably better than the last time too.

And the Bears roster is better than that.

In what way?

Okay you hill billy faggit cock sucking asshole who probably rapes children has no contributions to society, you have two fucking brain cells you retarded fucking loser with no life who clearly doesn’t do his research on football need to shut the fuck up. GO BACK TO DRINKING YOUR MOONSHINE AND FUCKING YOUR SISTER YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL. “ dAk gEtS “EXpoSed.” We will be perfectly fine without Zeke and Dak won’t fail, have you even bothered to look at his stats? His first rookie year? This year the cowboys will be great on your fucking red reck mothers grave from dying of aids I can promise you that.

Running Back, Wide Reciever, Linebacker, Cornerback, Safety.

Hate the Eagles and their fans. Hate the Bears and their fans because of the obnoxious posting on this site. Honestly not sure which of you dumb fucks I want to see lose more at this point. Hopefully your teams just cripple each other with injuries instead so everyone can laugh at you retards.

Linebacker and CB is the only position where Chicago beats Philly.

>My team isn’t a contender in the NFC

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EA Sports... it's in the game

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Youre wrong sweetie.

Look deep inside yourself you know it’s true.

They fixed it for the most part on pc but when it first came put every batted ball was an interception

So who will win the superbowl? And why is it the patriots?

The ball physics are absolute dogshit this year after having upgraded from Madden 17. You can tell they used the frostbite engine because of the retarded physics. Same shit happens in Battlefield games where random small objects and bodies go hurling across the map at the slightest touch.

Oh no no look at the top of his head!!
Also wtf is going on with his smile. He's like that cenobyte with his mouth pinned back