/tennis/ - US Open

Jules!

still can't tell the difference between andreescu and bencic inb4 faceblind meme

Julia > Hingis > Schett > Mugu > Naomi-chan > rest

Now Djokovic will never break Federer's record

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In the women's circuit I feel like having jig blood (Osaka) is an unfair advantage. Like basically injecting steroids or testosterone.

>No ass.

Osaka is looking cute in this interview

>did bet on Vekic to take a set
Was last set my best chance? Will she throw in the towen?

Based

>Only 6 grand slam winners in a decade.

How fucking depressing.

Even Osaka thinks Coco is cute

Why tf is espn turning to another match right in the middle of this one? Absolute nonsense

Eurosport did the same thing

AO is the fastest slam, and faster than some hardcourt M1000s.

And it's gonna be wimby and that's a good thing

Atleast we get to see this replay of Osaka cream coco

i wouldn't be able to read this with a straight face, i can't imagine writing this

Naomi a cute

AHHHH I LOVE YOU COCO

You're meming right

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTT goddamn that felt good

Bianca has a pudgier face and autistic smile which makes her more cuter desu

How many slams would Federer have if there were no Djokovic /Nadal?
40?

I-I'm not crying you're crying

all of them

55

But when she talk she sound like npc retard freakin cool!!

Any of you bros know how to serve?

20 euros at 1.46 odd for a Osaka win, yes or no?

Only Shanghai and the tour finals have been faster, at least for the last four years.

Not very well
Have a pretty good one-handed backhand though

Where are the sources that back up your claims?

No LMAO

Does Wawrinka have a shot? I can honestly see him beating Medvedev and Nadal but he always struggles against Federer. Maybe because they’re such good friends and Stan can’t put that aside and be a ruthless killer like Fed.

>ynr Ana Konjuh

;_____;

Which channel?

Osaka is annoying

ESPN 2

6

>okaka

4

crowd seems pro-Osaka

OH NO NO NO Osaka bros we got too cocky!

She’s pretty much American so that would explain why

It's almost like she's lived in the US her whole life and is really nice or something

love seeing djokovic get booed

THX user

she doesn't seem nice from the interviews though

Why wouldn't they root for the american?

He would've retired by now. His desire to change his game to prove he could beat Nadal kept him going

why there are no black european girls in tennis like there are black americans.
In Europe it's 90% slavic girls

The William's sisters inspired black girls to play tennis in the USA. There wouldn't be so many if it hadn't started with them. They were everywhere in schools. I remember the milk posters with them on it.

>Why wouldn't they root for the american?
well...

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>that cute belly peaking over of Naomi's skirt

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Jesus, Osaka is so fucking ugly. It's painful to look at her mongoloid face.

I would eat her sweaty tan cunny anyday.

true, but she looked cute compared to Gauff

all women players play the same

Court pace index, search on jewgle.

Bencic's outfit is bothering me. is it a skirt in the front and shorts in the back???

how old is too old to get into tennis? all these pros have been playing since they were fucking infants

10

5

The back of Osaka's top is bothering me desu

Osaka comeback confirmed

post webm

:(

>a Vekic fading out in a whimper episode

>going by looks not going by how autistic she is
Shit taste

She’s nothing without wawrinka

Kokkinakis made her whimper m8

>order a twin size blanket
>it's child sized
I guess that's what happens when you order a blanket with road lines on them

also wang a cute

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He hasn't played regularly enough to have the consistency and endurance he used to have. If Djok hadn't been injured it would have been an entirely different match. IF Stan beats Medvedev it'll be a grinder, and no way do I see Dmitrov taking a set off Federer, so Fed will be rested if they meet

t. virgin

My SO started playing at 40, got to 4.0 before getting injured. He was playing for like 3 hrs, 5 nights/week, though. Also he's crazy

Is Wang the only cute east asian?

>Chinks
>Cute
Di you order a child size brain as well, user?

Would drink a pint with your gay bf no homo

I love Osaka but I want too hear her hentai screeching in court

>My SO started playing at 40
Also, anyone who uses the term 'significant other' should be shot

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cm on vekic

He'd drink a pint w/ you too and talk tennis

[spoiler]also he's not gay[/spoiler]

Non-gendered language is the future

MOMMY
(yes it was ready)

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Are you an grill?

The future sounds pretty fuckin' gay

How dare you assumed xer gender

>question mark
>assuming
A fuckin leaf

It doesn't matter, here we are all user

Why is ESPN not showing the Osaka match?

>this fugly face is considered gorgeous in Germanistan

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Don't be choking now, Jules

jokerlivestream.net/osaka-vs-bencic-live-stream-723773.html

ESPN 2

I need Vekic to win a set tho to win my bet.
Same for Belinda

JUST

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>going to the net on a 70mph 2nd serve

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She is considered gorgeous (spelled Goerges in Germany)

>rags

Gib milkers

latisha chan is a babe

Both my girls are behind by 1!!!!

I wonder if Federer is lying when he says he watches Belinda's matches?

Both mine are +1

fag

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_neutrality_in_genderless_languages#Finnish

pottery

Why else would I watch wta?

>asuka

won both my bets
thanks osaka and goerges for sucking

Slams are different than regular WTA events

Jules is such a brainlet I swear

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Jews wrote that. It's not true.

how dare you insult the beauty of my tennisfu you enormous faggot

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>feet
DROPPED

feet are haram

Almost all women have feet, virgin.

Feet are literally the only part that aren't haram

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really weirded out by the foot tanlines 2bh

found danish-american

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>balding
>ugly
>in my 30s
>never gonna get a cute gf who's into sports

The Rocket speaks

It's better to find a gf who doesn't share your hobbies, otherwise she'll take them over and you'll lose your freedom

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IMAGINE

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Footfags to the gallows
Julia best girl

Poor Osaka is losing it

osaka losing.not good maybe the only one that can beat serena

Puffy nipples yes

Japan's cowardly naomi osaka

I know that feel bro
Get closer to eating a gun erryday

there are literally islanders fighting thinking that ww2 is still going on and naomi osaka can’t even fight for two sets, seppuku fucking when

>another tennis player faking shit so they get more time to restrat and maybe ice the opponent
you should only take a time out if you are visibly in pain and hobbled or close to death

i just found out there's actually an athlete named okaka

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They gave it up in the 70s

i can't explain it but for some reason I find Osaka even more intolerable than [spoiler]Serena[/spoiler] like honestly she's the worse of the two greatest evils

I find Vekic unlikable

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because she's massively autistic. her interviews are unbearable

>Stan & Belinda eliminating both male and female /tennis/ #1's on the same day
>this amuses the Swiss

Sometimes the things we dislike in others are the things we hate the most in ourselves

thinking about osakas butthole atm

Is bencics top falling apart? Looks like its peeling

good thoughts or bad thoughts

Thanks Dr Phil.

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Would you lick it after she had a sushi buffet with tons of wasabi?

How can non swiss even compete?

i only find her irritating when she speaks because she speaks like a 12 year old

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Probably stinks good

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I understand Stan, but how does Bencic beating Usaka benefit Fedora?

maybe, but i think it seems like she's trying really hard to be humble or something, and still not coming off humble at all. if she just unapologetically acted like an arrogant pig i feel she'd be more tolerable

it's not looking well julesbros

are you fucking kidding me Jule

lmao

ummmmmmmmmm it was a good match....... ummmmmmmmm i love everybody uwu

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Did you see her attempt to serve out the match in the 2nd set? Comedy gold.

>putting all the men's matches on at night
t-that's fine I wasn't planning on staying in all day anyways h-haha

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>I um well it was a good match, Bencheck I mean Benkick, sorry I don't know how to pronounce her name, she played so well and I - um, *begins crying* sorry I can't do this interview anymore, um yeah bye

It doesn't. I'm just happy for my girl Belinda and hope we get two Swiss grand slam titles from this USO.

ummm like it was a super good match and she's like umm totally sweet.

Coco got skunked by THIS? US tennis is finished

She's just like me!

regardless of her being hurt or not Osaka’s mental game versus this Swiss is terrible

She’s an honorary American in that regard

uuuuuuuum I don't know what to do with my hands umm bye

>Trust nobody, not even yourself

ha ha fuck niggers

Have you congratulated queen serena on winning the 2019 us open yet?

I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THE OSAKA MEME I FEEL SO ASHAMED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

Ash Barty reclaims her rightful place on top of the rankings. Truly a fitting leader and a dominant force in women's tennis.

She’s never winning a major is she?

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ummm please still love her ok ummmm ok

How do you even lose the mental game to one of the biggest mental midgets on the tour?

Asians should stick to video games and hentai, sports aren't for them

That's not Bianca Andreescu.

user, i might forgot to see caro's IG stories from 1 septmeber, a 24-36 hours ago.... were there any?

she posted a fitness video, but idk did she post any stories? Damn, i check everyday and the only day i forgot.... she posted a videos and maybe posted a stories... maybe not

unforgiveable

how many restraining orders do you have out on you boris?

She can win a cup filled with my cummies though

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Is it happening? Vekic finally winning something this year?

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Srsly why is Julia such a brainlet? She can't construct a point

I want to be friendzoned so hard by Barbara Schett
I want to mumble awkwardly to her so she laughs at me when she's alone with Chad

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yikes

>change winning formula
>lose
Why did she split with her coach again?

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money

Took her long enough

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jesus christ what a collapse

Jeez Julia

>bencic
>vekic
slav qts winning!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cilic confirmed for winning the uso pen

Whos the horseface grill in donnas box

DAFUQ

time for vekic to lose in straight sets next round

Russian lanklet against the Jew midget

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Julia ded
Naomi-chan ded
why do bad guys (female) always win?

Looks delishus

>has match points in second set
>loses match anyways because this semen slurping sport isn't for her
more like julia hurrdurrges

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Who can stop Sereddit now?

who does vekic whore herself out to now that she's not with stan?

damn, anyone follows her? i just need to know.

what if i lost some stories? she post it so rare... and i might lost it it due to laziness...

nigger iq genes inevitably kicked in

how is switzerland so good at tennis and beach volley?

Umm I’m super disappointed... Umm some of you guys are alright umm don’t go to Ashe tomorrow

>WTA
What a shit memesport organisation

>beach volley
??

(((Schwartzman)))

HIGH ELEVATION TRAINING. it is why fed seems immortal. his lungs are probably abnormal from living in the mountains

>bencic btfo current no 1 and is gonna end up as a mental midget tomorrow
>sharty now no 1 again
womens tennis everyone

Such pretty eyes

Bencic is 6-0 against top-5 players this year

murray is playing mixed doubles? oh nonononono

I will kill myself if Schwartzmann doesn't win

Thanks friend

Swiss people can only deal with 0 or 1 human at a time. We lose in all group sports.

We're pretty decent at ice hockey tho.

>mental midget vs literal midget
Whoever wins we lose

get ready

Its always a blast to watch this little fella scurry around the field

Height is not a problem. Heightism is.

>t. manlet

Any tennis today?

where to watch from gerrmany?

>failed to win the World Cup before global warming sets in and melts our ice
Sad!

there is no way zverev loses

it's the 4th round of a slam there's no way he'll win

only the umpire can stop gorilliams now

he’s cancelled tho

Berretini really changed his playstyle from the other day, many more slices, it's fucking with memelev

>bencic
>vekic
>andreescu
>townsend
>mertens
>ahn
the who's who of literally who

>zedraffe

everyone except andreescu

Careful new meme

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Based gypsy princess

La creatura

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Tonight, after Nadal

Why do girls always travel in uggo-qt pairs

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I'm 5'7'' and Schwartzman makes me proud to be a manlet

this is uggo-uggo

congrats, would pity-fuck

>pic unrelated

One of them looked qt from the front can't remember which one now

It's a symbiotic relationship. The uggo wants friends and the qt likes having people around her that make her feel prettier

wta tier match

a tenner on Haase and Koolhof

5’9” checking in, could you speak up? I couldn’t hear you down there.

The qt doesn't want friends?

t. manlet

>Nadal is going to play the guy Fed beat at Wimbledon in 75 minutes in the SF

>zverev

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That double fault clanger is going in my spank bank

rublev SHOOK

That's Tomljanovic.

Tfw 5'8 master race

Rublev looks like Kai from MSG

what match is he gonna watch?

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Based Darren calling out the manlet

Monfils vs Andújar

does Moot even like tennis

when in doubt cricfree

Moot betrayed us all. Never utter his name gain. All he had to do was not be a cuck and he failed.

we need bulgaria to bring light on the situation

Cute, Schwartzman's dogs are there

moot betrayed us all. fuck that jew

Based Diego, you've got to btfo this lanklet in the name of all victims of heightism.

more like abandoned a sinking ship and avoid future problems

Why dont tennis players listen to music while playing with airpods if they dont like external distractions that much

not gonna happen manlet

someone who likes to be cucked by bbc he seems to be shitolina fan

moot did nothing wrong

What the fr*ck when I left shortzmanlet was up two games

>implying it was ever afloat
this place has always been a money pit

>double fault

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it's not about the money

Literally and figuratively who?

moot never gave the janitors more power than they deserve

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youre a little baby watch this
*chokes*

>name is schwartzman
>is literally a short-man(let)
It's like poetry, it rhymes

it is all about the money. guy is living comfy with a google job. rumors are he just goes around "campus" (they don't call it office anymore) to "help" other teams because they didn't know what to do with him

>pooblev

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Nice to hear some Yea Forums user made it out

living the best life. sounds awesome.

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god i wish that was me

based real life bighetti

He also found love along the way.

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>when mirka is ain't there

It means "black man" in German. He's from Argentina so the joke writes itself.

She was playing great when she won her first slam. She was extremely lucky during her second slam, generally playing like crap but somehow winning every significant point. Now that her luck has run out, she's playing ugly tennis.

>use the schwartz!

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Goodbye walkout lady

>diego is up a break again

I didn't see the Joker match. Was he playing like shit, or did he look legitimately injured? Was there a noticeable drop in service speed?

nice challenge manlet

he looked fine. he was just getting beat.

in the words of johnnymac, injuries hurt more when youre losing

how much did moot get for this shithole, anyway?

>no one can hold serve
is this the WTA?

crowd wasn't behind him and he was seething

Last day the pool will be open :/

>wanting to bath in others’ fecal matter and piss

laver gives me bill clinton vibes

Years ago I remember on /q/ he said he was only breaking even with the site and his money was coming from apps but that was before Drawquest or whatever it was called failed

Hey it’s got chlorine too

Stan took the hammer to him from the start. Good old fashioned brutal power baseline tennis.

he was hurt but stan would have won anyway. nole figured no point in playing through the pain if you're going to lose.

I like Schwartzman like the next guy, but why is he so small and Jewish? Why give up against Germans?

I thought my chiropractor was terrible

I was wrong

I stand corrected

hey guys remember when shooter mcgavin was at the tennis last night? well I didn’t think of this then but I just thought of it.

>I eat pieces of shit like (You) for breakfast

haha i like it

same fag

the absolute state of the bottom half of the draw. just let nadal go straight to the final

>Pleblev

Alri

>Ash Farty is #1 again

Ffs WTA is so trash

he cant keep getting away with it

>meth zverev

this except sereddit

I felt great hitting these balls today

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here comes the collapse followed by zverev making strange faces like he just locked himself out of his car

Will Barty reach Graff's 377 weeks at number 1?

Based Jewish manlet

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> like he just locked himself out of his car

Can’t lock yourself out of an Audi any more. Vorsprung durch Technik.

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I hate them. They are BS cheap balls. Wilson US Open 2 all the way.

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Get on my level

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Thanks guys. When Stan's on, he's a beast.

FUCK MEMEREV

why am I even watching this trash match instead of Rubles vs the Italian

BASED DIEGO
LANKLETS BTFO

He has all of New York behind him. Hopefully he won’t have to play Friday evening or Saturday before sundown.

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Nice

very bouncy but fluff up too fast. i like the pro penn balls more

>When Stan's on, he's a beast.
Yes, that's exactly what Martina said about him.

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> tfw goddess Hingis has fucked every man in the world except us
How can we recover from this, Yea Forums?

Becker just said size doesn't matter in tennis, lmao

Anyone got some anri okita webms?

I always buy Head Radicals lately. I only play clay court. Only downside is that Andy Murray is on the ball pack side.

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Becker is lying.

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>Becker just said size doesn't matter in tennis, lmao

Not sure when Boris said anything intelligent... ever. Is he still bankrupt?

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>there are recreational tennis players on 4chinnel
Stop lying guys, nobody buys it.

How fat are you?

does she play tennis?

Cope

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how can anyone play with 8 chains on. playing even with a watch throws me off.

WTH? I play 2 times a week at least. I also play Liga.

No homo but Berrettini would be kinda handsome if he wasn’t built like spongebob square pants

neckbeard hat man is actually playing so well

That’s two that’s long Shooter

easy (you)'s from redditennis
dankeschön

There are free tennis courts all over my city. The problem is that I have no friends, so I only play with my family, but it's always great to play tennis.

Who else here /no friends/
;_;

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i wonder if Diego gets bullied and dominated by Isner in the locker rooms

Everyone on this website. Artificial friendships don’t count even if they’re irl

Btw does anyone have a tennis tutor machine? Thinking about getting one so I can hit some balls

I took my mother off of life support to get her inheritance early and placed it all on Shortman to win

freemoneykek

>Meth Zverev

welp

this is based and redpilled dude

lmao can't wait for my whole twitter timeline to go wild about the see-through shorts

>tennis tutor machine
Are those super expensive?

>dis match

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Are you girl??

the virgin metalhead

I don't like how Americans pronounce Italian words tbqhwy

>doesn't post a picture of said shorts

MATTEO UNDERWEARINI

fucking disgusting individual

I don't like Italy south of Florence

Italians don’t either
t. wife is from udine

Who's whiter? Slavs or 'Talians?

you're just jelly you can't pull off man panties

How tf did you luck into getting italiano wife?

never seen this berrettini guy play
how is he in the qf

Zverev is an embarassement for tennis

Too many cities ruin it down there, Naples, Sicily and Rome the big offenders
t. Southerner who doesn't want to visit them ever again

>0-7 losing streak against federer
the absolute state of '''''baby''''' ''''''''''fed''''''''''''

>be me in naples
>walking in alley at night
>hear some cracking noises
>look down and realize i'm walking on heroin needles
the best city that i visited in the south of italy was literally pompeii

>AN ITALIAN WHO USED HIS "SLICE" WELL.

>Zverev is an embarassement for tennis

vs

>future number 1
>hot 10/10 Russian gf
>2 meter 60 cm tall
>German and Russian alike
>speaks 3 languages including German and Russian
>got rid of Ivan Lendl because he talked to much about his puppy dog
>banged Kyrgios’ gf together with Kokkinakis

Pick one

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Aren't white Argentinians from German ancestry?

WE GET IT HE'S A MANLET. YOU DON'T NEED TO MENTION HIS HEIGHT EVERY TWO SECONDS FUCK OFF

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Is there a more mentally weak professional athlete than memerev right now?

Don't you dare talking about the weak era when you see the current one
Roddick would have double digit slams playing today without the big 3

Especially Jews, yes.

>guys need to stop telling other guys what a vagina feels
>I will now speak for most women

Okay.

I'm glad there's no sound. You can tell she's an annoying cunt by how open her mouth is and her constant moving.

>t.manlet

That's a lot mistake, how many double faults zverev made?

MANLET POWER

FUCK SERVEBOTS

Hey this guy is small

FEET

>this fucking guy

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>random interview mid match
Fuck ESPN

also zver means 'beast' in slav lingo

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this

This makes me so sad thinking about tbqh he deserves to have been the best

I met her while studying abroad my senior year of college. We actually just got married in April.
>tfw we have been living off muh crypto money since then

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Glad somebody else noticed Ahn feet

Why Bulgaria?

They've been pulling that shit the whole week, literally no one wants to watch that instead of the match

but how else will you know to buy the 50th Anniversary US Open™ Tennis Book?

Post a picture of her

Is there a more punished man in all of tennis?

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Very no

Foxposter pls go

GO BACK TO THE MEMEREV MATCH YOU HACKS

I want zverev to abuse my balls

remember watching schwartzman 5 years ago in challenger events
can't believe he's become this good

>had no backhand
>refused to pocket any balls and was a dick to ball slaves
>married a sports illustrated bikini model
I don't feel sorry for him at all

Ben pls

When will we see memerev destroying his racket?

after he gets broken this game.

Bencic will win the USO

how is zverev still in the top 10?

gaytee still doesn't recognize my posts

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fifteen double faults, holy shit
zverev looking cooked

Lanklets, when will they learn?

this tbqh I want him to just whack my nuts with his overhead swings nonstop until I cum

no, zverev is for punishment

I seriously don't understand how Zverev isn't dominating. Tennis isn't meant to be a midget sport.

Lets go Ahn!

From one loser to another glad to see you have your day in the limelight

Why do people rate Zverev again?

Choker

He’s good against tallmen

they don't?

Tennis is a mental game. That’s why Jewish manlets outperform the Slav giants.

It's lanklot not lanklet

16 (SIXTEEN) DOUBLE FAULTS

you now remember that wimbledon where berrettini's coach was smoking during his match and jack sock called him a piece of shit

what a shit performance

>DOUBLE FAULT

>16 2x Faults
Lmao

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>that zverev serve
>this match in general
Anyone else would retire after this desu.

bad meme

>Sock
>calling anyone else shit
The ironing.

someone should make sure zverev doesn't kill himself after this match

>when it hits you that you actually made it to the second week of a slam

>memerev
oh no no no

>double faulting a million times in front of dickie v
I would commit sudoku after the match if i were in his shoes

hell be fine

ahn's body is 90% neck and torso

Tennis newfag here, every time I’ve watched Zverev he’s been shit and never gets far in tournaments, how is he ranked #6?

He’s gonna win this in 5 sets.

Rossian incel btfo by gigachad italian hail USA

Weak era

Lol German humour isn't so bad

because he's only shit in slams tbqh

this

He’s always winning in 5. It’s his spiel.

Spaghetti's on the menu tonight!

He’s a mental midget and gets spooked in slams

RCAZ is finished.

>beaten by a fucking manlet

this tournament will be 90% of her career earnings

When I wake up tomorrow Nadull will be out of US Open

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gay tee whomst is your tennis husbando

i fucking hate how federer has anoother shot at a slam lmao

she kinda deserves it she's the only one that got a WC that didn't completely waste the opportunity

feels good man. also post lewd foxes

E L I T E
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I'm pulling for her. Being a tennis shitter is awful. And she's stuck with it for years. How they even afford to travel is beyond me.

Calm down Kyrgios

he'll be the first to win a slam post 40

Chad back spin vs virgin ace

get fucking real
this is nadal's tournament for the taking now and he'll play at 10000000%
imagine getting schwartzman, andujar and rogelio

it's ogre

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>schwartzman

nice prediction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OBSCENITY

oh my god what a fucking idiot

Zverevs neck is wider than his head

Zverev is just screaming "WHAT?? WHAT???" to his father lmao what the hell

what an immature babby

>lost a game for that
LOL this fucking game

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Fucking gooks ruining everything.

RETARD

your russian scrub won't win this

>espn has to spell out the infractions and rules to viewers
I hope Ser*na and her shitty casual fan base that watches tennis once a year are proud

what did the umpire say???

The hardest match Nadal has before the final is tonight.

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You do the deed, you do the time.

On the bright side, he can bang a 10/10 tonight.

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new thread

ATP is a joke

Angry sex

what did Zverev say to Schwartzman?

zverev should make soviet super babies with anisimova

Thememe beat Cilic in Montreal. The freaking Thiem. Cilic will lose so straight against Nadull, it won’t be funny

why was Zverev even chimping out there idgi

god tennis is gonna be so much more fun with these emotional lanklets making outbursts instead of autismbots being professional like the big three

He is a Russkie, it’s what they do.

oh no no no no no

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tongue punch my fart box

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if neckbeard plays like tonight he'll at least take a set

500th for UAE

Seeing how shit they all are, the big 3 are gonna keep beating everyone till they're 60.

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Ha

If Murray's roids kick in, do you think he can steal one from them?

Maybe is he gets a robotic spine.

I believe Federer will still be in a Wimbledon final at 43. But I have a hard time Nadal will win Roland Garros when he is 4... oh wait, strike that, he’ll win at age 45.

Wtf I love manlets now

HAHA WHAT A MANLET

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Agreed, fuckin zverev