Ywn be as based as james milner

>ywn be as based as james milner

Feels bad man

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>Retired internationally
>Won every club trophy possible (except the mickey mouse EL)
>Criticised as boring, play up to it and gain legions of new fans with your humour
>Spend your mid 30s as a regular sub and occasional starter for the European champions, content in the fact you've already massively overachieved in football
Milner's living such a comfy life

real leadership.
Liverpool needs to extend Millys contract.

The real question is why is Lallana still at Liverpool? Seems like his main ambition is to collect paychecks rather than play football

Whats his wife situation like?

>only 11 gamesworth of minutes played in the last 2 seasons
Didn't realise how much of a cheque collector he was desu

klopp loves him but he can't stay fit

yeah but what are his opinions on biscuits?

Shame it's international break, want mane and salah to hate each other

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hang on a second..
is milner a manlet?

the definitive yorkshire slag face

no hes 5'9 shes just a giraffe

>JUST

The man is a legend

>sub 6'
>not a manlet
Pick one m8.

King of the Manlets tier

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he's not married to hayley mcqueen

>Played for the ABU Triumverate of Liverpool, City and Leeds

based

>no he's 5'9
lmao

don't know why tetris head never caught on as a nickname for him, I remember thinking it was genius since I first heard it from some villa fan

as did robbie fowler
both are king ABU

these three are all the same woman? crazy

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Scott Carson's loan to Man City is only so he can be one of the ascended few to complete the triumverate

Imagine her without makeup.

he could easily finish his career with more appearances for liverpool than for any other club
feels odd to me

>if you only knew how bad this are
thats what his face is conveying in that last one

>king of manlets
indeed

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For me its Jimmy Gammonhead

he could do much better 2bh

That's not his wife, that's Sky Sports News presenter Hayley McQueen

where is the jaw part?

i'm not trusting random celeb wikis again

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Grim

pic related

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nah hes joining leeds next year

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>Leaves City for Liverpool to win trophies and get more play time
>wins the CL with Liverpool when being an occassional starter

Yeah that's fucking based, especially considering how Yea Forums laughed at him when he moved.

Mane has such a punchable face, he is even worse than Matuidi

>Comfy milner thread
>Oh boy what's this all about
>Immediately some dumb niggers start niggering up the place talking bout his height and what his girlfriend looks like

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You now remember Milner holds the record for the most assists in a CL season, beating Neymar, Rooney and Messi

>hating based mane

you do not belong here

>putting some fucking crylaugh emoji at the end
>based
Pick one and only one.

Have sex, incel.

kys inbred faggot

Virgin incel.

Germans are awful posters with America tier opinions

>Is he a manlet?
>No, he's a manlet

>that hair
JUST

>you now remember dutch cityfag spamming that headline before Milner won more CLs than his entire club

>british "people"