>beautiful blue colour
>Chad mentality
>right-wing fans
>european trophies
>kino stadium with a soul
>japanese sponsor
>based jewish-russian owner
>non-reddit tier club
>top lad Pulisic and Kante, the most lovable Ngubu are on our side
>we are winning trophies almost every season
>Coupe des Clubs still gleaming
>3rd the biggest club in the UK
>the best animegirls
>Super Frank, the club icon
>cozy anthem
Take the Chelsea-pill, frens
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Chelsea and United are finished, to think a decade ago they were the top dogs.
I can't mate, I've no tattoos and all my own front teeth.
another reason to be a Chelsea fan
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i'm a minority chelsea fan. feels fucked up man.
ktbffh but i fucking hate how our club is so dysfunctional right now
Sarri was a really good.manager We have won the Europa League and got top 3 in the PL. I'm sad when he left.
If my team went the way of Bury and there was no phoenix club somehow, reckon I'd go for Everton. Seems a decent enough club.
Everton is alright at least they didn't sacrifice their 96 fans to win some trophies.
fuck anime and fuck japan
t. serbian manure customer
>right wing fans
Not really sorry to disappoint you, but im a leftie
>KGB owner
Imagine supporting a club whose owner literally poisons your people
What's a good Ukraine club to support? Metalist Kharkiv?
I took the Chelseapill long ago, the days of Čech and Drogba and Lampy and >TORRES
Putin is a Chelsea customer and I am not comfortable with that
Depends on your political views.
For rooster lovers we have Olympic Donetsk and Zorya Luhansk
It's not true really anyway. Fulham would be more Tory.
Did somebody just said the m/a/gic word?
Cheers, boss.
whats the political difference between Olympic and Shakhtar Donetsk?
>right-wing fans
>can’t defeat Donbass miners
>ukraine
Is there a internet in this shithole?
If someone from Papua New Guinea can call me a dickhead over the internet, so can someone from Ukraine.
Probably VPN just like this “ukrainian” guy.
>3rd biggest club in the UK
>less league titles than Sunderland, Aston Villa and Everton
>less european cups than Nottingham Forest
lol more like 10th biggest club. Quintessentially midtable team
That's probably where we're heading at the moment, mate.
Sure he meant 3rd biggest in London, still debatable
>more PL titles than Arsenal, Liverpool, City
>Sunderland, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest and Everton
Imagine living in the past. Gtfo boomer
yeah
Already am a customer. Lamps is doing a good job despite not having Rudiger or Kante tee bee haitch I just don't understand why fake fans are overdramatic over Chelsea's current form.
How many times do I have to teach you boomer\
Take the Citehpill
>beautiful blue colour
>Chad mentality
>cucks liverpool
>makes scousers seethe
>european trophy
>kino stadium
>Japanese sponsor
>based Arabic owner
>non-reddit tier club
>top lad Bernardo and Mendy, the most lovable Ngubu are on our side
>we are winning trophies almost every season
>Cup Winners Cup still gleaming
>the best animegirls
>Bald fraud, the scourge of reddit