/cric/

the sebastian show

Madoka WILL bash Sebbo.

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Three mire sleeps till more ashes

Grim

fuck up sebbo

This is the post.

hope you make another premature celebration thread m8. that'd be classic

Foot massage in about 10 mins lads.

golf is objectively a /cric/ sport
not happy with the chat in the last thread

don't think anyone did ask you

>Poo Peeland """""""""''intellectuals""""""""""""
youtube.com/watch?v=DKbQFMOEFTs&t=8s

Not sure I can continue to defend Sebbo after this, tbph.

fuck up sebbo

>Sri Lankan umpire Ruchira Palliyaguruge, who is on the ICC's international panel but not on the elite panel, was set to stand alongside Erasmus for the fourth Test at Old Trafford. However, Dharmasena, who is one of the most experienced umpires on the elite panel, has been appointed to stand onfield alongside Erasmus, with Palliyaguruge set to fill the third umpire's role.
where were you on the day the ICC rigged the ashes for England?

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Make sure she cleans her feet first.

Was a racist question about a racist holiday. Why would you ask a Maori that? A lot of them don't know their father or have had their head punched so hard by their father they wouldn't know which day it is.

Yeah I'm sure the Balinese lady will clean my gfs feet. Cheers for the concern though.

I guess the ICC is aware of the poor standard of umpiring this series.

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happy ending?

>ass

he's not even trying lads

dean johnson

but he said mate

What sort of poofta spells it 'arse'?

I'd fucking heem Dean Johnson, mongol-looking cazz fuck

any non yank

ass means donkey

kek did proxysebbo get banned

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Official Australian English spelling .are advise you go back to whatever brown shithole you came from

No he deleted it. State of him

Thanks lad, I was hoping they'd be better because they're easily in my top three favourite test teams.

>now deleting posts when he slips up
we knew it was you virtually straight away you stupid fat fuck. get a fucking grip

why did he delete it?

the /cric/pill for all you freshies

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Really NOT a fan of anything other than test cricket involving either Australia, England, South Africa or India as the teams participating, lads

damning.

Because he's a fat schizo constantly defending himself against people that want him to fuck off

West Indies heeming England this year was fun

Based Sebbo.

chubby little hands typed this post

he's lost the plot

>bought a bar of caramello dairy milk
>break it into little pieces
>a third of the pieces are caved in and in pieces
wtf /cric/ how do I stop this

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Why did you quote him?

So true
Rent free

do you reckon sebbo is schizophrenic or really just as desperate as he comes off?

>he still eats processed rubbish

deserve all you get
grow up
have sex

do you reckon richo is an equal opportunity rapist or really just an incel pedo as he comes off?

sebbo likes to pretend he's in our heads rent free but that's not true.

he wouldn't even fit in the thought bubble

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pure desperation simple as

he was a lot more upfront and honest when he first came. admitted to being fat admitted to being NEET and so on. it was only after we rejected him that he constructed narratives to be more likeable which only made us hate him even more and continue the cycle

morning benders

Sebbo is a good lad. Reckon it's a touch unbecoming of you to cast aspersions on his character.

If you are implying that I got banned I didn't because I don't use proxy. They can't ban me for something I'm not doing

DESTROYED

reckon richo was framed desu, I was there when his good name was besmirched

>I don't care for sebbo
>He doesn't affect me
>Talks about sebbo

Cool mate I believe ya, others wouldn't

Really not fond of this bullying.

fuck off sad cunt

blubbo showing remarkable restraint in not obnoxiously inserting himself in the bicycle can't earlier

Why didn't he just fuck off? Why is he so desperate to be accepted here? Cut your losses ffs

>i swear i'm not sebbo
>literally cannot stop talking about sebbo positively
fatguts, you are pathetic.

Lads, are we not gentlemen of cricket?
youtu.be/GMVTOxELjfU

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>literally cannot stop talking about sebbo
This is something Sebbo and Sebbobullies have in common.

even Daniel got the message

fuck you can only imagine how sad of a cunt he is in real life

youtu.be/7ouZ2T3guFw
certain man

Do people in Tucson even have real lives? Just imagine it's a haze of extreme heat and widespread obesity

the amount of time he spends online talking to people who hate him is answer enough

I honestly cannot fathom how anybody else can make music after listening to this album. It obliterates anything in its path. Crushes any other artistry in the medium.

I don’t understand how music can be so good. I lay in my bed sobbing at how beautiful and profound it was. How could Tool ever possibly outdo this album? They’ve always outdone their last, but this seems to be an un-repeatable, unattainable level of auditory experience.

I am absolutely weakened by this album, I cannot exist next to its greatness.

No other band can sound like this. No other band can make music like this. All of the compositions are perfect. Every note, every sequence, there for a reason. Nothing out of place. All is balanced. This is the peak of all musicianship.

All hail Tool. They have become the immortal gods of music.

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refuse to listen to tool kit of principle

out

You know the passive aggressive ignoring you’d do as a kid to get the weird speccy kid to fuck off
Can we please do that to the Yank and be done with it

been saying this for about six months

No.

Sebbo if you want to stay around here use a UK or Aus proxy exclusively and participate in fruitful discussion anonymously
Otherwise fuck off you’ll get no more attention from the boys of cric

honestly reckon i could open the batting for england

he'd still be immediately noticeable

he's equally despised on the star trek threads on Yea Forums despite the lack of flags

Honestly reckon you’d average 2 over 4 innings before being dropped and treated as a figure of ridicule

LOL

Ticked one off the bucket list lads; taking a girl home and chucking 'Let's Get it On' on the record player. Always wanted to do it for the meme.

i would get 64 in my first innings before being caught at second slip
then i would score 230* in my second innings and be hailed as a national hero

Use a knife to break it up

that happens for weeks at a time, it doesn't faze him

honestly? based

Yeah tool album is good. Now fuck up

bit Reddit but whatever works lad

>Error: You were warned.
new jannies are in by the looks of it

think we SHALL retain the ashes lads

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reckon Daniel would have appreciated that back in the day

>not listening exclusively to obscure female songwriters and watching their weird associated video clips
Grim.
youtube.com/watch?v=U_EYmtHbiZ0

Let's steal Yea Forumss upcoming get bros.

shan't be doing that

Link me please

richo you in?

You just go to Yea Forums m8.

yeah mate, in stir

It's a slow moving board by looks of it. That get it miles away

140 posts, I estimate 10 - 15 minutes.

What thread shall we shit post in then?

predicting that get to be stolen by that fucking scriptfag who just posts ellen page icons.

The womens wrestling one is kinda funny.

Taking ages desu

It's ok, it's giving me time to think about what post I should make. Thinking about btfoing /hoc/ once and for all.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/79998651/#80000001

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

damn, what could have been

Lads, into the troll face thread on asp

worried that it could potentially be deleted

True

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Bit misogynistic

marie curie is right there in the front m8

we call that a token

Egg on my face

No cric get feels bad

>can't even get a get on a slow moving board
pack it up boys, you are failures

i didnt get the get lads

I was way off ladies

can't remember the last time I came into work not hungover

>caring about post numbers
/cric/ has reached a new low.

Ha, I bet you've never even got quints.

ye but ur gay check em

Just want to be happy lads

Mushrooms

What things within your control would make you happy?

Same but if you get dealt a shitty hand in life then it just seems unattainable.

Join sebgang. There's a vacancy going

How many members do you have?

As of now, nothing

I don't think you've given it enough thought.

There's six of us but cric will claim there's only one using a proxy

Tell me about each of them.

Sorry mate you must joking first and be accepted by all but especially sebbo. Then you'll know

Not interested in joining without knowing the other members

whatever ever you blokes are talking about, it sounds really gay and dumb

i try to avoid it. makes toil unbelievably grim but yeah does happen sometimes

because it is really gay and dumb

I need real friends. I’ve gone out of my way to help people but there’s no one around when I need it.

No problem at all

my god
not even 1pm yet
quite eager to die and/or quit my job atm

it's nearly 10pm mate

HAHA YEAH LE PRETEND TIME ZONES DONT ECIST EPIC JOKE I HAVE NEVER SEENW BEFORE LOL

bit mean to richo

This

You ok mate

I'm tired today and just want to go home and chill

sounds like you need some /sebgang/ in your life

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The funny thing is that this would actually work

gottem

Based

Cricket match

the 40 hour working week is barbaric

a careful consideration of the facts reveals only that the creation anglo saxon is the most significant cultural political and economic event in all recorded history
say this as someone who is not one

Based wagecuck

Very tired at the moment and looking forward to going home and getting comfy

;_;

monday has broken me
inclined to agree that man is simply not made to toil such as this
the idea of working another day let alone four is unfathomable

What do you do for work?

inundated servitude

I generate capital for toilberg
I waste my youth for the global elites
I throw away my happiness for gdp growth

Just follow your dreams bruh

>I throw away my happiness for gdp growth
so fucking true

...
...

...THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES

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getting some disgusting commie vibes right now, don't like it one bit

no toil today bla
sup me chimmychongs? how's it hangin? x

I'm good mate how you getting on. I'm tired and Wana go home, will probably leave about half four and go back home and get comfy

you've earned it bla
hope you've planned a good dinner and all x

>getting some disgusting commie vibes right now, don't like it one bit

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bros he took what i said but then he greentexted it and posted a picture of a man with a fedora what do i do?

haha
gdp growth

SO TRUE

got him on the ropes mate

Im young and can do anything with my life but I don't have any passions to follow

Seething saxshit absolutely BTFO, remains on pooicide watch #kek #btfo #unemployed

your passion is what you're good at
get good at something and you will have your "passion"

just be yourself

bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/49550240

Lads Roy isn't opening, looking forward to a solid 4 (5) B. Cummings from Denly

I AM NOT A CHIMMYCHONG

k bla x

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kys saxshit

nice tweet

>Roy has struggled in the series so far, scoring 57 runs in six innings.

>Kent batsman Denly opened the batting on his England debut against West Indies this year but scored only six and 17 before moving to number three and later number four.

>He only averages 24.33 from his six Tests

The absolute fucking state of englel batting right now

The coward Root gave him a phone call, couldn't even discuss it in person and give him a firm handshake.
Grim.

thinking about nick cave

None of them have any discipline. If bairstow hadn't played the widest ball ever seen by mankind instead of wagging his bat out their like he was trying to get a fucking taxi home, Stokes might not have had to go beast mode.

>posts picture of green frog with those loopy long arms and a shotgun facing the back of my head

skeleton tree is his best album

agree

just like 'a crow looked at me'
it's a level of songwriting that you can only achieve at your absolute lowest

based

well it totally mogs on that album but yeah i agree, definitely one of the best albums of the decade

youtube.com/watch?v=ugvL86i9Y-4

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Nick Cave is really good, just saying.

might pop it on the turntable

might pop it on on spotify

Kinda wish waxxxyyyyyyy would tour aus lads

I've Push the Sky Away on vinyl

got that one too, also Boatman's Call

bangers all of them

might just pop it on the Tube

skeleton tree just sounds so distinctly mature from his other releases, i cant really listen to other nick cave because its so different

Honestly nick cave is a bit too pitchfork nowadays desu. 9/10 listeners are dumb white girls

*un queues it*
*deletes all history of Nick* cave* *

You don't have to dislike something good just because it's popular, you're not a hipster.
I like Roxette.

youtube.com/watch?v=ugvL86i9Y-4

this is not pitchfork. pitchfork is frank ocean or brockhampton or something

Yeah you also don't have to like something mediocre because pitchfork gave it a 9 either.

I don't honestly give two fucks what pitchfork rate anything, haven't even looked at them since 5 years probably.
youtu.be/nxWyAtA7-OY

boomer croweater weighing in with a typically horrible musical opinion

if pitchfork rate something generally is a good idea to stay away these days Tbh become the new rolling stone

Pound shop gira desu

Easier to not even notice, although I do appreciate your contrarian spirit. Fuck pitchfork!

Why even pay attention to Pitchfork just listen to music you enjoy or find challenging.

pitchfork lost all credibility when giving traivstan a 0
youtube.com/watch?v=zN8AbIudVb8

*requeues it*
*volume knob turned to 11*

I'm not good at anything apart from public speaking, but I don't wanna be a politician.

considered debating?

used to love it in high school

holy shit! public speaking is one of the hardest thing to do for most people.

become a youtuber

>One of the most laughed-at songs in the Pitchfork review was “My Two Front Teeth, Pts. 2 and 3,” where Morrison describes an ambush that leaves him toothless, tries to crack a joke out of it (“I never did floss much”) and works up to a dramatic coda where he interpolates “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” as a choked-up lament. He later revealed it was a 9/11 metaphor.

Yeah I was a gun debater in high school, joned the university debating society but was too put off by the left wing side of it. They used to have debating trips to melbourne but they would only pay for the accomodation and travel of female debaters.

see now if you'd gone in for gender reassignment you'd have gotten free trips

Yeah I'm lucky, got a good voice and as a teen I was stupidly confident.

maybe, don't know if i have the personality for it though.

Rajibul confirmed nonce

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How do you not get words mixed up and get tongue-tied when you talk

suspect im quite good at acting

my university club had nothing but fedora lords lmao seems like it never attracts normal well-adjusted people to it
got a trip to canberra out of it though, although whether that's good or bad is up for debate

*you're an African doctor, harvesting tearducts*

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Become a SoundCloud rapper

Start a true crime podcast

Vocaroo

grim

rajibul is officially cancelled

Bit going on in Facey lads

*the phone*
*the phone*
*the phone*
*the phone*

hooked up with a lesbian on saturday night

least rathnayake is still based and definitely not a nonce

Probably bisexual then really wasn't she mate

Why does love always feel like a battlefield?

If you youtube about something, really anything, that you know well you'll do alright from it and you've nothing to lose from giving it a go anyway. People watch all kinds of shite on there.

daniel refuses to kick the nonce why is this

Lads, I think Archer wants to end Smith

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Because it is.

I'll start a cric podcast with ya mate

agreeing with this
sorry, but a bit too hipster dufus for my taste ngl x

bro it is tragedy

he didn't get the chance to use his fatality

an female hooking up with a lesbian doesn't make someone bisexual, kiddo.

is an female a athlete?

>an female in /cric/
Really dire

Spent a winter's evening once watching this dude playing old sega games:
youtu.be/43tK7Dw_ews

Lesbians are unironically attracted to me, I've had several run-ins with them.
Crazy bitches go for me too.

have a constant stream of 5/10s being absolutely obsessed with me to the point of stalking me but never any attention from anything higher

very grim

For me its the 18 year olds trying to get into my pants. I'm 23 and moderately attractive, must be just at the stage where I'm older and thus appealing but not so much older as to be weird.
Anyway definitely going to fuck another one tomorrow.

>women only ever approach me when I have a gf

like that seinfeld episode

They all look the same once the lights go out.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xdj9Iv4TvpE

There's some pheromonic pseudoscientific reason I heard about that. I reckon it's because they can otherwise smell your desperation.

there is a legit 18 year old on chaturbate. she looks 14. i tried watching her masturbate but it felt wrong. it wasn't doing it for me. i thought i would love to see a cute underage looking girl rubbing her little cameltoe but apparently not.
i am afriad that i prefer the roast of worn out 30 somethings.

Had sex this morning. It was okay, nearly made me late though. Not sure I’ll do it again

>turning the lights off during sex
Why do some people do this? Don't you want to see her tits bouncing when she's on top?

If she's a 5 maybe, maybe not.

so true!

don't want her seeing mine haha

Good for getting in character and full immersion

I'm the sort of dude that girls cheat on their boyfriends for

supreme post

more interested in knowing if she has any cooties

LOL

do you construct narratives about your sex then

Quality

very good

well done fatty

I exclusively fuck married women.

For me its F/D roleplay

I don't have sex.

I like to imagine that I'm making love to my wife of 10 years who loves me unconditionally and takes pleasure from my company

That's a great fantasy, lad.

I pay for sex
if they dont like hair pulling they can fuck off

reckon it's social capital myself

/cric/ is full of chads just as i suspected

It's all larp

commonwealth threads are generally better adjusted than the rest of this site, not sure why but it's definitely the case

nah, plenty of boomers with mortgages and missuses floating around here

Only when there's not a decent match. The other day there was a bunch of kings talking about paying to go to a how to pick up women seminar. How bleak is that

can confirm I'm a boomer with a missus but, thankfully, no mortgage

yeah very grim discussion that, blowies drag the thread down

the grade cricketer is the best cric podcast tho

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jokes get tired very quickly

Nah just that most girls like being dominated and I have to get in that frame of mind

>blowies drag the thread down

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0/14 here ama

yeah but repeated jokes make me feel like im 'in' on something and part of a community.

youtube.com/watch?v=1GWsdqCYvgw

Never replied to any flag other than Australian, Poo Peeland or British in au/sp/ themed threads such as /cric/.

>chinese, chinese or indian

got him seething boys

>help lads

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Laughing at minorities seems out of place in this list.

popping down to the gym

hope a commanchero having a late night meth workout drops a weight on your head

Wondering what motivates someone to make a post like this.

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just cruel

If I dont post like that the universe will be unbalanced

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bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/49551497

>At least one England Test player will be signed to each of the eight men's teams competing in The Hundred, the new 100-ball competition starting in 2020.

>Each city-based side will first have the chance to select one England player based in their catchment area. Teams without a contracted player in their region will then get to pick one of those left unassigned. Each side can then select up to two more England players from their area before a player draft on 20 October.

>The system for England player selection means that, for example, Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow and Ben Stokes are all available to be selected first by the Leeds-based team which represents Yorkshire and Durham. The two not picked could end up being snapped up by another franchise before the Leeds-based team gets another opportunity to sign them, but it is a possibility that all three could play in the same side.

>The draft will contain 14 rounds, with a random draw determining the order, and each team will get a maximum of 100 seconds to make their selections. They can choose up to three overseas players. The player recruitment process for the women's competition began on Sunday.

It will be in two stages, with each team obliged to sign two centrally-contracted England players during September, and the remainder of the 15-player squads being selected from 1 October onwards. Teams will be allowed to sign one more England player and a maximum of three overseas players.

fucking state of it

Hope something nice happens to you tomorrow.

scoping out the females who have clicked 'going' to this party on saturday

got a shortlist of 5 I reckon I have a chance with

honestly don't know what they're thinking
don't know how this will attract any new fans that t20 wouldn't
for cricket fans the whole format is incredibly convoluted and confusing
fuck the ECB and fuck jannies

don't think I'll watch a single game of this

are you frothing at the mouth

When are you going to admit to cric about being gay. Take the first step user. We won't judge

have sucked a penis but didn't much care for it

even I am unferrously

had a crossdressing phase
got over it, not gay
of course nowadays they would have made me a bloody tranny innit

working out my legs lads
gonna try pedalling 15 k’s today

Bit confused. Is there something gay about using the gym?

youtube.com/watch?v=wlkbew0-EFs

legs for me too
about to head off

lads I think this should be said:

crossdressing is where you dress up in girls clothes for fun. it’s purely a fetish or just a design choice. not gay.
trannies make it their whole life and then ruin their hormones and even mutilate themselves. which is real fucking gay

t. crossdressing fetish

fuck around with words all you want
you're a freak and deserve to be shot

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gay lad

good luck getting a gun here lmao

pshh i cycle more than double that to and from work m8 ur not special

IMAGINE not posting on /cric/ while dressed as a cute girl.
bit sad if I do say so myself

Yeah it's a big sign of being homosexual. I'm not here to judge user. Being gay is fine

is there something gay about getting sweaty and then showering with a bunch of other dudes

sounds perfectly straight to me

pics

I just started recently m8
gonna get good gains

I used to have a recurring nightmare when I was at school where we'd all be in the sports hall for p.e and I'd suddenly remember I was wearing womens underwear and would have to try and get changed without anyone seeing
wonder what that means
I don't get it anymore

Fuck up

The most important gains you make from working out are not the muscles

are the real gains the friends we make along the way?

god will make your life miserable

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Who the fuck showers at the gym?

*puts on tank top*
*puts on pleated knee length skirt*
*pulls long pink striped socks up*
*zips up black boots*
yep it’s /cric/ time

not on a stationary bike are you mate?

got to get out there in the sun on a proper road bike, honestly one of the greatest pleasures in life

Neither are inherently gay, but there is a lot of overlap.

how do we get the natives playing cricket again

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maybe in the 1800's

I could probably get them all la

Why do traps always have such good taste in clothes?

I respectfully disagree with this premise
their dress sense is often almost just as 'off' as their shoulders and massive hands

No it's the confidence, and general vitality from the hormone balancing and body mindfulness.

the real gains are the frens we made along the way :)

Handsome lad here. Gyms are for manlets and boxheads

yeah sweet *buys another 4 pack of wicked strength cider and a pack of fags*

Really hate my gf lads

One of your retarded kids is loose in /hoc/ again please come harness it and take it home

Better question is how do we get the browns and asians out of all capital cities

Why is she still your gf?

you wouldn't leave a job without having another lined up, would you?

faggots. so you im guessing

I would actually.

Post pic

had that situation for six months

just end it mate

here lad, dont wank over it

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too late

Guys that don't have a small Willy after exercising

grower not a shower

>grower
pin dick

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bang on average actually

insecure about it though because I'm otherwise a large lad and it looks small on me

How can you not be romantic about cricket?

>I'm otherwise a large lad and it looks small on me

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Sebbo is based

new shirts i ordered are all quite peng

by shirts do you mean blouses

Sometimes it can break your heart.

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let's see one on

come on zachy mate

Hmmmmmmm

windies on in with a chance watch

thought they'd play better this series, very disappointing from the batsmen bravo in particular I used to rate that lad very highly in 2015

hang on, which average?

yeah a lot of them have talent but more often than not they get to the 20s and 30s and run out of ideas

based alchy locks

>thought they'd play better this series
Same, especially after that series against England

no

aww come on you can blot out your face

>manchester test looking like it will be rained out entirely

Based

that's better for Australia

No its not. Australia only have to win 1 of the 2 matches to win the ashes. England needs at the very least 1 more win and 1 more no result. 1 less natch doubles our chances of winning the ashes

>hoping for rain to save you

God you English fans make me sick...

Not hoping m8, its fucking happening

kek what an utter spaz

Anglo trickery here

Don't know how you can be excited about no cricket being played... feelsbad.

Get the abos to do a reverse rain dance or something. They owe you that much.

>>manchester test looking like it will be rained out entirely

bullshit.

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Who wins the ashes if the both tests are rained out?

They don't know what rain is

then it'd be a 1-1 draw and aus would retain by default

They do have some kind of rain dancing though.
Proud Australian Abos do be dancing like crazy.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567440612288.webm

Hoping that I'll be able to watch the huge Worcesetershire game this Friday with my friends. More realistically, I'll probably watch it with /cric/ because I don't really have any friends anymore

hol up
shane warne is bent?!

also, are David WARNEr and Shane WARNE related?

Yes
If I was near I'd go to the game and you could find me and say hello, I reckon we could be easy friends.

>...Anonymous
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>Yes
wew..imagine the cricketing genes that run in that family ..just wew

big man in to bat

collapse

Feeling a tad lonely lads.

Yo, what the fuck, /cric/? I told you last year to text me when the CPL starts. I had no idea it starts tomorrow.

windies playing like fucking schoolboys, no conviction at all

reading every pajeet post in apu accent is immensely amusing

indiawinslol

I meant on TV desu, shan't be trekking down to Hove just to watch the brave Rapids get destroyed

>grimdies

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>Yeah, we'll have a bowl

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Any pubs showing it on the telly?

Not sure to be honest, I'm in London so I'm sure I could find at least a few that would be

I'd be shy to ask any of the local pubs here but pretty sure they could put it on at the bar at the cricket club

>Arrest warrant again Shami for domestic violence case, he has to appear before court in 15 days and apply for bail or he will be arrested
hmmmm

absolute loose unit

redpill me on the indian justice system

think he was summoned many times before but failure to do so got him the warrant
almost same since brits left but no juries.

Are you the Pajeet who I was arguing with recently, who came out with the nonsense that colonialism was somehow a bad thing? You admit yourself that we pretty much created your entire legal system!

the so-called "justice" of the british

anyone can create a legal system

only good thing about colonialism is spreading cricket (and the money exploited from the native populations)

I was taught and hold true that the best thing the British left in India is the trains and the best thing the British took from India is the recipe for Worcestershire sauce

best thing the british left in india was cricket

yes, if you took 100 bucks from me and give me worth something 1 buck, would you call it a fair deal?

didn't get taught about the empire at all (except the slave trade)

Should have left you as a third-world shithole then, you ungrateful little toerag. Can't do right for doing wrong these days

we did leave them as a third world shithole brainlet

nothing to say to you

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You shouldn't of accepted the trade.

Do you know the story of the frog and the scorpion?

India is one of the most prosperous nations in the world right now, and that's 100% down to us

yes because I made 99 bucks profit

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*steps on New Zealand's world cup dreams*

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*hits a six*

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>us
Which 19th century colonial administrator are you m8?

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funny thing is this ending was Stokes was actually choking super hard

on that ball and the final ball both were full tosses, he could have easily hit them for 6. He was tunnelling too hard from the pressure and concentrating for the gaps.

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Based sebbo

Based sebbo

Final ball he was playing safe. Get the guaranteed single, guaranteed to tie the game and force the superover and have a chance of a second run which will win the game, or take a risk of being out and losing the match with a chance of winning the game without the super over. He couldn't lose bunting the single, he could lose hitting a six

BASED

A full strength Steven Finn

Tell me more user

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Italia Rising

will somerville was at the cafe lads

what did he order?

flat white

reminder that sebgang runs this bitch

based sebgod

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

miss him lads
youtube.com/watch?v=uywzMmCjWI8

so true

*solves cricket*

not liking this

might get a happy ending

>no juries

very odd. any reason for that? did you ever have them in the first place?

I didn't get any (You)s in the sanchez threads :(

will somerville get another flatwhite?

So what? Plenty of Asian countries just modelled their justice systems on the West, China and Japan’s is based on Germany’s iirc. You don’t need colonialism for that

My dear bros

hlw boro

undecided on my lunch

Flaming, trolling, doxing, and other forms of cyberharassment are an increasing problem in the public cybersphere. This abuse is invariably replete with misogyny, racism, and homophobia. The readings for this week focus on networked misogyny. As Banet-Weiser & Miltner argue, we are currently in a new era of ‘gender wars’ that is marked by alarming amounts of vitriol and violence directed towards women in online spaces – a phenomenon they refer to as ‘networked misogyny’ (171). E. A. Jane describes the hostile, gendered rhetoric central to networked misogyny as ‘e-bile’ (531) because of its intentionally profane, explicit, and aggressive nature.

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60 minutes program on how 4chab ruined richo's life and career prospects

>only replies to sebbo is direland
>only replies to direland is sebbo
>a new Australian appears supporting both
how stupid does fatguts think we are?

85.5 kg today

broke the 86 kg plateau and then some
targeting low 84s by the end of the week and then only another 8kg all up

2kg down in two weeks if you haven't been keeping track lads

more to come

>Dharmasena and Erasmus are umpires for tomorrow's match
Can't even remember if they are good, pretty sure Erasmus isn't that good

They're shit but better than Joel Pisson and the other guy

both average
erasmus is a little shit

the only good umpires are english

Prettt sure there is a couple good aussie umps as well or have those ones retired?

can't think of any, I honestly haven't watched many non-Australian tests this last year and a bit so I'm not familiar with who the Australian umpires are

How are there literally no good Indian umps?

oxenford is good

decided on Nando's haven't had it in yonks

Just got laid off ama

grim sorry to hear that mate

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._M._Nanavati_v._State_of_Maharashtra

Thanks mate, it was always a possibility. Got a good 8 months out of the job.

recession on the cards

worry about this

get very irritated that my livelihood could depends on how confident a bunch of coked up bankers are

come to NZ and work for me mate

competitive offer

My workplace and how slow it is right now compared to previous years has me worried. We already had redundancies eariler in the year
On the plus side, i could go neet for a year and watch all the cricket

seen the Big Short lad? opens your eyes

genuinely think our economic systems won't last in a post-2008 world

doing what?

work in the public service myself

every time a liberal government gets voted in it could be the death knell for me. survived this one at least.

Kelly to Freo boys

Honestly wish all public sector workers got the axe
Waste of tax payers money

you can mow my lawns.

I was working for a startup, not govt.

>work in the public service but not for the government lol
err lad?

and curate my pitch if you've got what it takes.

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looking good mate

Eden Park looking lush this year

>what is public transport, etc
Granted it is more common for the public sector to be goverment run, doesn't mean they all are. Like Sydney Trains is owned by a private company majority pretty sure, but is a public service job itself
Still wish all public sector workers got the axe

>Like Sydney Trains is owned by a private company majority pretty sure, but is a public service job itself
I think you mean Transport NSW which as I understand is still government owned, they just have privatised elements like maybe some routes are controlled by private companies
All their workers protest against privatisation because they lose all the perks of being public servants

Yeah whatever its called nowadays, i swear a private company bought a chunk large enough to be majority though and that is why the name changes happened

So, what do you reckon the next evolution of cricket will be?
I reckon an addtional player allowed for both sides and a shortening of test cricket will happen within the next 10 years

typical of Australia though it's probably some """private""" ownership model which is incredibly convoluted and manages to keep all the issues of public and private ownership without any of the benefits

Do you reckon an extra player would make matches shorter or longer, given you have an extra batsman but also an extra fielder?

new thread, shall

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new

500.

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Depends on if the team brings on another bowler or batsman
I would say most would bring an extra bowler as the shorter game means a more need for quicker wickets which also means bowlers can rest longer
In turn though i would also hope the all rounder meme would die and a full time batsmen goes into that spot

Another bowler doesn't promise more wickets, they're ultimately bowling the same amount of overs
Don't think you've thought this through, every game would be a draw