/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Monza Week Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 268
V. Bottas 203
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 169
C. Leclerc 157

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 471
Ferrari 326
Red Bull 254
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 51

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
169 (171 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
39 points

>Hund status:
Ze cold Wetter from HAARP didn't vork out. Ve need FIAMG to ban Der Roten Auto engine or else Monza vill be hard fur wir.

>News:
LEC: "This win was for Jules, my dad and for Hubert".

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first for gimi

Do you think Hamilton ultimately let leclerc win in the last few laps, because his friend died the day before?

He already won the championship and constructor title too, so i could see him doing that for him low key.

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>Yup, Mercedes 1,2's. Those were the days.

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G I M I

*crack*
Best Fans,Blessed,Still I Rise
*sip*

Not a single chance.
If he didn't fuck his pit stop he would have overtake, he even profited from the yellow flag to catch up 0.5 second.

Ricky will qualify in the top 5 this week. What misfortune will befall him in the race?

*crack*
*sip*
AHHHH...
2000's F1... now THOSE were the days.

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>lelnault was best of the rest last year
only on paper. they were behind haas and force india all season long, but haas had 2 morons in their cars, while poos-in-loos almost went bankrupt mid-season

i don't know if i said it here or not, but renault already failed their ambitions last year. in 2016 they had understandable very tough year, being barely better than manor, but in 2017 with new regs they've made big step up to midfield. for 2018 and a factory team, it should've been 4th and leading force in the chasing pack, but that wasn't the case. and 2019 is a disaster, instead of being one step behind top 3, they suck in the midfield, absolute distaster

Don't forget the fact they've been behind their clients all this time.

If Abiteboul isn't fired by the end of the season it means there's truly some nepotism at work here.

No chance, Vettel just performed honourable move for his fren.

>*sips* they don't make fans like they used to

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FUCKING KEK!

naisu

holy lel

kek

Jej

kek

who will be sacrificed next to set LEC as WC?

mind if i save this?

Gimi

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gimi

his brother

Giovinazzi cost Hamilton the win

No he didn't, Hamilton still wouldn't have caught, might JUST have done it on kemel straight but it was too late by then.

yes, Albon didn't shit the bed alright but I don't know what's so impressive about a car that is already a second quicker on raw pace overtaking other cars that are also on older tyres

Todt or Prost

he is a good friend of gasly and ocon, so we may have the next fatality in f1 next season

save it, it's all yours my friend

In Monza if one of the Ferraris leading, will the another rot wagen or the saubas get the clearence to punt off the mercs ?

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Cunt nearly got me yesterday, luckily I came out alright

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>implying they won't use hASS to get Ferrari 1-2 Alfa 3-4

So will keita visit correa in hospital and give him a sympathy blowjob?

>haas having any use to anyone at all

His dick fell off.

Doing Ocon while getting lapped is useful :D

Unlucky

Any news on Hubert's actual source of death? Internal bleeding, head damage?

Not yet, but the main cause has to be crushed organs. The headrest flying off didn't help, but was his head hit by anything?

How does one do Ocon?

>implying a haarse will ever be able to get close enough to attempt such a thing, even on fresh rubber and drs open

the halo™ protected his head

occasional reminder:

Headrest fell off? Which angle of the crash did you see that on?

Based gimi

What a dumb cunt you'd have to be to suggest yesterday was anything but Amx's fault. Too much goulash, mate, your brain has gone fuzzy.

In the telecast video it's visible in one of the frames to the (camera) left of Hubert, to his right, in the air.

>verstappen 1st exposed in belgium for crashing in the first corner
>kimi 11th for doing the same thing

sometimes this general is so biased and retarded it reminds me of facebook

>self-proclaimed
ferrari staff came up with it
>2016,2018,2019
none his fault

this
Hamilton is having one of the best seasons of any driver in history yet is always in the top ten

>allowing retards have a vote

This is what you get

Difference between crashing and being crashed into, and don't come at me with your self analysis of the video footage, max already admitted fault for the incident

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Need newgarden to DNF and scott to won for him to go back to back right?
I dont into indy that much

>mom, i'm posting them again

one of the webms posted here after the crash. when i saw his head slumped at an angle when the car came to rest, i knew he was gone ;_;

>Hamilton is having one of the best seasons of any driver in history
He isn't. He makes more errors per weekend than anyone else on average. You just don't notice it because he has both the car and the luck to get away with all of them.

>per weekend

Yes in practice and occasionally quali but he has had some mind blowingly perfect races which get overlooked because muh mercedes overpower excuses

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Races are where he makes the vast majority of his mistakes lol

Germany aside, no

Do you watch the races or just highlights?

yes sure is hard to drive perfect race when the car is OP and the teammate is a shitter who exists only to block other teams

don't try to take anything away from Leclerc's win yesterday, m8

Lewis looks like hes a drugdealer about to do the nasty to vanessa hudgens on spring break

Dubs and ferrari will try the 2 stopper at monza because they can't into non soft tyres

>buxton saying Max and Kimi was a 50/50

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well, congratulations to Lewis then

Buxton is a shitter, who would have known

>taking cuxton seriously

>Germany aside, no
Hamilton leaves the track more often than anyone else. Canada, for example. Vettel leaves the track once, Hamiton moves aggressively towards him and whines and everyone bashes Vettel for one honest mistake.
Meanwhile, Hamilton himself carelessly left the track at least three times (that I've counted) in that very same race. Probably more often. Under no pressure. And with no consequences, because his car makes up for the time lost.
People just ignore that or don't notice it in the first place.

even reddit turned on him, kek.

bbbbbbbbbubbleheads are back!

My flatmates cat has been giving me cuddles and it makes everything alright in the world
Her name is lulu

how do i meet keita?

>be marshall
>wait for her car to expire next to your post
>simply pick her up and take her home with you

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I still don't understand how Stroll qualified 10th and Sirotkin 12th at Monza last year, and Stroll scored a point on metit. You can't put it down to low drag and massive PU adcantage because that car had neither. Yes the Renault PU wasn't great, but the FW41 was a shitbox. How did they do it?

will Charles be driver number 1 next year ?

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so how do i stop a car remotely so she stops at my part of the post?

Brazil 2018, when Toto admittedly ordered ocon to unlap himself and accidentally punted off verstappen

>admittedly

Wrote this as a tribute to Anthoine Hubert and all those lost fulfilling their passion and ambitions.

An Ode to Racing

To race, to live, to love, it’s all the same.
A driver’s will to win unmatched, you see,
A passion known by few, a burning flame.
Insane, some think, but oh how wrong they’d be.

Determination, focus readily
Will come to those who strive to drive at speed.
Their eyes and hands are smooth, work steadily,
The podium in sight, no other need.

But life will give and take, a soul is gone.
Some loved, now lost, to circumstance unseen.
Begetting fate, the rest continue on,
That once lost soul lives on, the spirit keen.

Remember, life is short, don’t aim to please
Do what you love, forget fear and unease.

Ocon admitted that

>ocon admitted that

upboated

very nice faggot

I admit Ricciardo has overall been the better driver this season but I still hope Hulk will end up with more points at the end.

cool reddit repost

Wow... Wish I could give you gold :) take my upvote instead

Was Webber the last good looking Red Bull driver?

So, are Ferraris gonna make it at Monza as well or not?
Also, how tf did Hamilton got behind vettel ass so fast? Tire degradation or something like that? Iirc vettel pitted only 10 laps earlier than Ham.

>Webbo
>Good looking
well, compared to the frog gasly and amx, and the pimpled kvyat, he did look decent, but looking at a wider crop of males, he did not

degradation was barely in effect in Belgium, just ask Ricciardo

Tyre deg, and also they brought put the HAARP for colder temps

Who will be his next sacrifice?
Ocon? Gasly?

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Lore theory:
The script for the season had Vettee winning in Spa and Leclerc in Monza
Hubert died (not scripted) and since Gasly was already gone they had to make Leclerc win Spa.
Question js, do they swapped Spa and Monza around or will it go as it was intended, thus leaving Vettee seething?

Assasin waiting for his target in the Belgian woods (2019)

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gimi

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Pretty odd that vettee was 750ms slower than kekkers in Q3 before hubert had even had his crash then right?

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is it twerking

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youtube.com/watch?v=NkiyAZ63RT8
biz idea: quad turbo W16s in F1 cars

we can wish...

it'll probably be his mother or brother or something

At the request of Mika Salo :D

youtube.com/watch?v=EXlK_GDRZNY

Why don't they put telemetry on the screen anymore for onboard footage?

Mika Salo's weekend
Friday
>chews out finnish broadcaster live, they booked a hotel with no electricity
>comes between Kimi and a dutch drunkard
>vapes in the commentary box
Saturday
>rustles bag of candy loudly
>smacking to the microphone
>vapes
>cracks open a beer
Sunday
>gets drunk in the middle of the race

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Alfa.

lowering of average IQ over the years, barely anyone would understand what's on the screen

why are your countrymen such memesters?

>gets drunk in the middle of the race
No way that happened, tabloids would be screaming now.

miga :D

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not that drunk but you could hear he was starting to get tipsy, you could also hear when he cracked open a new beer

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Imagine being a dutch fan yesterday lmao.
Hundreds of euros spent only to see your zoomer get mogged by Kimi in the first corner.

That's totally fine only our mouthbreather underclass spend their years worth of trucker wages on watching MAX VERSTAPPEN LIVE

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You have to eat it all Georgie, else you're never going to grow up to be a big, handsome boy

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This guy gives me uncanny valley vibes.

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BASED

IT WAS HIS FUCKING TIME BROS

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She was so fucking Mum-mode in that interview.

>gets more millions a year than championship points
BOSS

Will AMX beat Bottas in WDC?

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Fuck you Toothpaste - I'll definitely get you by the end of the season.

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Yes.

Ok start making roster suggestions, poll some time this week when I have free time from work.

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Kek, based.

WAGlad
HIDF
Rakesh

>Gréigis enjoys a light snack

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daily reminder that mika salo is a complete mong
>"In our previous race Kubica's doctors and trainers were doing our stuff. They thought that he isn't going to drive much. He is in such bad shape that he is missing fingers- a thumb was missing completely from one of his hands", Salo told on TV-broadcast on MTV3 MAX
kwab

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lecute should carry the grim reaper's scythe

KWAB, Salo is a mong. Fast driver but like most Finns, an inept drunk retard.

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OUT
>Simon
>Ericsson's Fault
>NEEEEOOOOWWW
>Formula Ox

IN
>Big Balls Albon

RETIRE
>Durbo

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Gets passed by rookie in his old car

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That point farmer? Unlikely!!

KWAB. Getting 2002 Villeneuve vibes here.

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>In
Lil Chub
Unterhunden

>Out
Big Dick Mick
Punished Kvyat

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Wouldn't just Unterhund be better?
Also Sophia should be in
NOT Carrie!!!!!

>Also Sophia should be in
/f1w/ skipper

I keep forgetting

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There's a /f1w/ squad for the 2nd Great Schism Bowl

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>RETIRE
>>Durbo
hahaha its funny because hes dead!!! hahahaha!!!

>out
Ericsson's Fault
Durbo
>In
Zoomer Norris
GASLY
>Change
FIAMG>Unterhunden
Punished Kvyat>Blyat

Sophia and Carrie play for /f1w/

Can we talk about Hund status and zis weekend? What are the chances of Ferrari doing the same thing in Monza?

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Pretty damn based

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1. Vettel
2. Albon
3. Hamilton
4. Leclerc
5. Bottas
DNF: MAX VERSTAPPEN

Screencap it

FIAMG and Unterhund are categorically two different things

I think FIAMG is poking at ferrari right now and putting sensors on their balls.

if they achieve another 1-4?
is it matter to anyone?
not mercedes

>mtv3 max
is that quote from 2011 or something

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Anytime I put my shekels on Hamilton this year to win, he loses

you can only lose money on sure winners

Lol get fucked

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>RETIRE
Durbo

>OUT
NEEEEOOOOWWWW
Formula Ox

>IN
>Gasly
One Armed Bandit

>CHANGE
FIAMG > Der Unterhunden
Ericsson's Fault > Formerly Rich Energy
Wingman > TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
>Lelnault Engines > MAKE THE MOVE

>SUGGESTION
Have 3 ghosts follow Lecute

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Yet you have been #blessed

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Is Jimmy Broadbent the guy with the japanese thing on his head?

A FUCKING SHED

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>no one suggesting [REDACTED] for the roster

Yes, but he doesnt use it anymore (thats the only photo that I found on google where he is with the japanese thing)

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Didn't think of that la
It could easily replace NEEEEOOOOWWWW

>>IN
REDU BURRU RACERU
Der Roten Wagen
Der Unterhunder

>TOTTO: "NOW WE FEEL WHAZT WAZ FEELING REDZ BULL ON 2014"

yeah auto123.com/en/news/f1-mika-salo-intrigued-ahead-of-secret-ferrari-test/11671/ still the same subhuman

Can we ha a some kinda morph between gimi - miga - miga(salo)

HE didn't fuck up the pit stop, the team did. But yes if the pit stop had been smooth then he might have won the race. Still, Leclerc deserved a win.

Renault need to hire some top engineering talent. Is it Abiteboul's fault that they don't have that? If they're serious about competing they need better aerodynamicists etc. If they're not serious and don't want to invest, they should go back to just being an engine supplier.

Kimi couldn't see Max could he? He had no idea he was there.

This.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP UMMMMMMMM YES SNIFF

Abudabu said they are dropping Hulk because the team needs a reset.
The reset should be applied to his position as well

youtube.com/watch?v=uSCJxxI83v4&has_verified=1

Prost said Nico wanted a 2 year contract, but Renault wanted a 1+1. I trust Prost more than Abitebullshitter.

I agree with some of these so I'm going to steal them: >In:
Ghastly
>Change
"FIAMG" > Unterhunden
"Wingman" > TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
">Lelnaut Engines" > MAKE THE MOVE

Also maybe:
"Ericsson's Fault" > Fat John
"Big Dick Mick" > Racing for Anthoine
"NEEEEOOOOWWW" > [REDACTED]

Oh yeah also "Gio the Nazi" could be in there, maybe replacing /f1/ck/ or Formula Kino

Guys we need to do something about the dutch fans.
They are LITERALLY destroying our planet.

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/cylrbo/tons_of_trash_left_at_spa_francorchamps_there_was/

i want mervi to suck my dick. maybe a2m?

maybe not audibly drunk, but he definitely cracked open quite a few beer cans.

The planet will solve that problem itself: The Netherlands are called "Netherlands" for a reason. When the sea-level rises, they're the first to go.

Based froggies destroying what should be destroyed.

based and climatepilled
can't wait

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Based zoomer boomer.

Ericsson is no longer relevant, not that he ever really was.

Can relate. Except for the never being handsome part.

Heh, neat.

What was Verstappen thinking when see a big wide Alpha Romeo on his way?

>he didnt have a car city carpet
I used to have full blown series with points and timed quali sessions, one gp took fucking hours

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You are not alone with that my fren

My legitimately autistic friend had one of those

my mum refused to buy me one of these

How the hell do people say that Norris and Albon have been exposed?
Norris' car died and Albon got fucked by a penalty

>That layout
>Shitty Chicanes, 90º, rondabouts
Surely, literally and unironically t.Tilke

apology for poor english

when were you when hubert dies?

i was drunk at stag weekend when friend text

‘f2 driver is kill’

‘no’

Norris because he trusted French engineering.
Albon made a good race (P18>P5), but kvyat (P19>P7) made his race pretty exposed.

proper modern street circuit innit

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i was shitposting with the boys on /f1/ when someone posted a slow mo replay of him dying and i was like 'bwoah F'

He'll pull a Jochen Rindt and become posthumous WDC

>I was with my older bruda, I told him to watch F2 too cuz it's fun.
>"OK fine"
>Shit happens
>"The first GP2 race I see a while ago and someone dies."
I think he's not gonna see F2 again lads.

I was shit posting on /f1/ and was the person to type DED.

I feel 100% responsible

>he didn't build his own roads

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I was elsewhere doing things with loved ones.

having coffee at my mums, didn't know about the death till the next day though

t. Gigachad

I was getting paid for attending a footy match

>This suave looking motherfucker
>Not good looking

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For me, It was Stunts.

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Link?

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For me it just has to be making a race track in your sand pit, trying to steal ideas from the track you saw on tv that weekend maybe even adding some Wipeout/F-Zero style sections if you felt cheeky enough

Always remember to cover your sand pit when you are done with it though

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>Webbo
>Not good looking
What are you, gay?

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When I went camping as a kid we usually went somewhere near the beach, so me and my brother would make these fucking long marble courses where they rolled down the dunes. In hindsight they probably weren't that long, but still

>instead of driving 2 hours to get to the seaside I only have to drive 1
fund it

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We're rich enough to build more dykes friend.

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may I repost this on /r/f1?

Was making my usual F2 shitposts about Nikita Mazepin, only to look up just in time to see poor Antoine get killed. Wasn’t a good day.

Do it, I want to see how they react

Rball scout?

Just remembered this guy exists

youtube.com/watch?v=_cBHmu_cNww

My little brother just builds F-zero circuits for rFactor

They'll say ree it belongs on r/f1Circlejerk. Do it anyway Dutchie.

Medic waiting for a player to die

Oh fuck you're right. Looks like he really upped the quality. Used to watch him when he had just a simple camera or 2

Didn't have one of those but used to race across the room with the furniture and walls marking the track. Would drive each car individually for 3 seconds, or two at once if there was an overtake opportunity.

Do either of them have an Instagram?

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Wew lad.

Really didn't like this livery

+1 it doesn't look F1.
More like something you would see in F2 or F3 on a literally who team.

Forget those, I want the Insta of the sister on the right

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Looks like Alina Zagitova 2bh

Imagine this year's Mclaren with RB Honda's sound.
Heh fuck Alonscunt.

Easy money, just standing at the corner and monitoring the game.
If it actually looks like someone is injured we take the stretcher and slowly move towards him.
That position doesn't even treat him, if he really has to be carried off we'll put him in our room and go back to the field

All private

you wont get rid of us that easily

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I still miss the black and silver desu - of course everyone had to bitch about it at the time because it wasn’t muh Senna white and red

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Does he have a diagnosis?

Based.

Yes.

>ALBONS MOM NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT THE CAMERAS

Was similar to West livery, I'd really like to see this scheme on new Mclaren

Based.
>Wagdad: autism
>Waglad: autism
>Wagbrother: autism
Does he collect train sets? D-does Wagmum have autism?

Sorry, not waglad.

I agree, the dark gun metal and red livery was really cool, and remember that the McLaren logo has had a red chevron / swoosh in it for decades, so I think the argument that the red colouring was purely sponsor determined doesn't make sense.

The new orange/blue is pretty cool and I do like it but it does feel a bit weird when McLaren have used red for decades, and orange was only used for a couple of years a long time ago.

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yeah, whole room, that was great.
I tried to find my old carpet online, but that seems impossible. It's not like you can't sell a 20+ years old design.

Twink brother
Cute smart sister
Chad albon
Chubby emotional one, full o heart
Beautiful sister

Proof you need to racemix with Thai cuties

I noticed that the Hondas have a "blown diffuser style" sound when coming off the throttle. sounded really nice!
but in general I was really disappointed with the sound of F1. I always thought people were exaggerating when saying that they are silent nowadays, but everything they say is true. I always wear earplugs when going to races, because I have sensitive ears, but I didn't need them for F1. even the little F3 cars sound louder than F1.

Chiron just went 490kph.
Nice.

The real question is whether Zak Brown is an idiot for switching to Renault. And I think, unfortunately, he might be. It's a really fucking dumb decision to become a Renault customer. Maybe they thought "well, Red Bull did well with Renault as a customer". But Renault quit as a works team not long after RBWL started.

I have a friend who went to an F1 race in 2016 or something and he said they were really loud, which I said I was surprised at because I explained to him they had these new engines which were apparently quiet. He won't have seen F1 with old engines though so I guess he would have had nothing to compare it to.

nice waste

Checked but I still think the 407 is more iconic.

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Whatt the hell is this

Nice try Zuckerjew

>facebook
i ain't clickin that

looks like a facebook link

Zuck my berga

>thinking this is more iconic than a chiron
>tfw

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Did Baha go to college yet or...

Maybe not more iconic, but it looks better

Damn, the old boy’s still got it. Get in there Louis.

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I meant the 407kph of the Veyron.

>mfw

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Can you imagine a skeleton driving a car? very spooky desu

He didn't have a choice. Plus they may become the Renault works team. Renault will pull out as a constructor soon t b h.

the state of midfield

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Looks like it's just a one-way run though so it's probably downhill and maybe with a tailwind.

youtube.com/watch?v=NkiyAZ63RT8

Kvyat was using the new Gen 4 Honda engine. Albon was using an old Gen 2, but took the grid pen now to have new engine in his pool for Monza without starting from back there.

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...

Albon first win in Monza confirmed

Dumb question. Why not take 10 engines in Australia and start from back in Australia but have 10 new engines to use thru the season and run them hard each race?

200IQ

>A-aber ze rotes Auto is schneller zan us on ze Geraden!

Fucking reddit expert go back

They stopped this a few years ago

You can't take more than one of each part per race weekend iirc

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>every Brit is waglad
It’s getting quite cringe at this point

Albon 2-0 against Amx confirmed

>steals your dubs

love /hoc/

>He didn't have a choice.
He did. Although maybe it is too easy to say now that staying Honda would have come good, since we are two years on from when McLel made the decision.

>Plus they may become the Renault works team. Renault will pull out as a constructor soon t b h.
Could happen maybe if Renault continues to be shit for the next couple years but it's not going to happen any time soon.

>Renault behind both their customer team AND Toro fucking Rosso
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

Cannot fucking win. Rakesh then?

It doesn't matter anyway. After you exceeded the limit, they only allow you to use the last 2 engines.

I caught you red handed son you can’t turn this against me

I've browsed Reddit in the past, will not deny that.

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Just stop naming people?

Absolutely. He is after all the GOATest of all the times.

you dumb burger, speed trap numbers from races are meaningless, especially the one that is located at le ackshually raidillon

Based afla

Things like drag and gearing can affect top speed mate, so a more powerful engine could still get a slightly lower speed trap measurement. Also Ferrari didn't overtaken anyone with DRS did they? And I think the speed trap is on the Kemmel straight right?

In quali apparently Vettel was fastest. I assume those race speeds being higher is mostly due to DRS overtakes.

Quali speeds: f1i.com/news/352639-spa-speed-trap-who-is-the-fastest-of-them-all.html

bruhs

new thread

Its like he had plastic surgery to correct something that's wrong, but went too far.

>Hulk might outscore Ricciardo this year
time to get the dust off the Kubelwagen

Hamilton once did this (in Spa, not Australia). Then, after that, they disallowed it so no one else could profit from it.
That was in that "close" 2016 season, by the way, that Hamilton fan's tell you he should have won because he had oh so much bad luck and no advantage at all.

based

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimi has fucking pneumonia

F

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sorce

lmao fuck you guys and fuck "gimi"

>Mercedes has lost three of the last 5 races
Is Merc dominance finally over?

Toto was right when he talked about his dogs after all

based cuckden.

They've got Singapur, Russia, Suzuka (Lewlew WDC), USA (Merc WCC), Brasil and Abu DABi.
So no.

F

it's very serious when older people get it

>Williams_____________1
gets me every time

lads do i cop

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BASED KubGOD. FUCK Latifi and FUCK Lavazza too. Shit coffee.

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>Russell BTFOs Kubica but isn't the one with point
also funny

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Olé

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death to carrie.

Russell is a ventriloquist dummy come to life

Wow, what a coincidence, the driver who had a gay story to dedicate his win to won the race

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Will Crofty ever stop saying Sharl Lekleh instead of Charles Leclerc?

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Probably not seeing how that's literally how it's pronounced (or as close as your average anglophone can get anyway).

>Sharl Lekleh
That's how it's pronounced though isn't it?

just wanna punch him in the mouth for some reason lads

It's closer to Leclaire, which is basically what Crofty says. He fucks up the Rs but that's English for you.

Charles himself doesn't help things since he's said it both ways in interviews

Take me back

youtube.com/watch?v=1fN-_rWOfY8

ban F2.
dangerous.

The job of Abiteboul IS hiring the top talents.
Yes it's 100% his fault if they don't have that, what do you think he's paid for? Hyping his team and then finding excuses after the race?
The entire purpose of Team Principals is that they pick the composition of the team, they're like football managers.

Newey didn't wake up one day thinking "Oh I'm tired of working for one of the second most successful F1 team in history, let's join a fucking PR stunt for an austrian energy drink", Horner had to talk both him and Mateschitz into it.

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He doesn't mind either pronunciation but "Sharl Leclaire" is the more correct one.
youtube.com/watch?v=S0TeJKUYTxw

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Will Brundle ever stop calling him Charlie Leclerc?

baste kneepon

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Good god she's so fucking dumb

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after 20 cans of redbull per day diet and took the no sleep pill

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>tfw no qt ditz gf

>Implying that doesn't make her 10x hotter

I'd like her to quote cute things while giving succ succ.

>that eyebrow botch job
KWAB.

Sure but also the team principal needs the money to make those hires. I know people have said Renault are putting a lot of money into F1 but still, Abiteboul would presumably need permission if he wanted to try and throw a bunch of money at Newey, for instance.

He's only now just realised that Nick Chester is a hack. Took him far too long to reach that conclusion.
>Overpay Retardo when you could have spent the money on technical people instead
KWAB.

Was watching with my dad and we went 'oh shit' together

Sauce please?

Kevurama being a bit of a cunt there

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lads do i pull the trigger

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yes and wear it only to races. how much dollar m8?

kevurama with the dunk

kek based

bought a hundo

thinking off wearing it with a black shirt and black jeans with a hat for winter

JAQUES GET OUT OF INTERNET

comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=YQrAA9O9u08

How the hell did Maldonado ever win a Grand Prix?

But it is correct though you fucking idiot, or very close to correct, see this:

By being based as fuck.
Don't @ me, Kevin is going that way too.
Gro don't.

god you're a white knight.
>let's show only the negatives of one driver
he was quick when he had a car that he clicked with and the red mist was asleep.

>Cannot detect even the vaguest hint of sarcasm

Worked into a seethe.

He would be right if it wasn't for most F1 drivers doing the same thing. ESPECIALLY the most succesful F1 driver at the moment

Why do you keep doxxing him?

Who is this guy?

Is his profile picture with Ken Block?
There's a real racing driver, none of that social media shit

Ken Block born November 21, 1967 (age 51 years)
what the fuck

Willy Is literally the new minardi

frantically googling "who is anthoine hubert" with the rest of my fellow redditors to pretend i cared that he was dead

god i want to kill that guy

carrie looking very cute

Will formula E open a developing bugdet on his Series?
Would be rad If teams start to introduce aero and chassis improvements.

imagine taking one look at carrie and thinking there'd be anyone better to bear your children

Imagine having beautiful and gnomed children with Carrie in wonderland.

RP for 5th fastest by the end of the year
2020 will be fight for third, and i think 2021 will be a good shot for championship

Ferrari only gonna win in Spa, just like 10 years ago.

had one in bathroom. allowed me to shit in qualifying pace all the time.

to be fair the fucking men are at it too

Nah, they will start to improove on 2021, Lawrence. You should know when the new factory buliding ends.

>Ken Block
Lmao what a fucking fraud

horrible fashion sense

On the contrary. More gals should wear exposed bras

stormzy ft lewis hamilton - revved up

plz be a thing

wow what an incel he should have sex

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IMA COOOMING UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Actually horner said that Newey got tired of Dennis, and the corporate working style he pushed

>youtube.com/watch?v=kHTX4i31rBw
shit i didnt know albon was a rapper

For me, it's gimi.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=kHTX4i31rBw
It never ceases to amaze me that people actually enjoy shit like this

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>youtube.com/watch?v=1dsz-upfBnA
shit i didn't know lewis was a rapper

Imagine if it fell over

slowthai is lit

These "artists" should be put down

post good music instead
youtube.com/watch?v=3NdXqroDz9c

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youtube.com/watch?v=RQOgyorQ37Y
someone make the edit

what is this boomer shit

t. p4k drone

youtu.be/LeTedTFtMVA?t=25

youtube.com/watch?v=mpl2g7CJ2HE

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HEY YOU MS. NEW BOOTY

kvyat

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lat.motorsport.com/F1/news/wolff-mercedes-ahora-sabe-como-se-sintio-red-bull-anos-atras/4528234/

>Mercedes now know how RedBull felt years ago

UNTER.
HUNDEN.

youtube.com/watch?v=t_d_bTHPomw
suomi :DDD

based

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They should incorporate the oval into the track somehow.
Monza is by far the most boring track on the calendar.

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I haven't watched a formula race since the 2017 Australian GP, does F3 not have halos??

>by far the most boring track
1. you misspelled sochi
2. monza is based

my toothpaste colored man

I've been watching Death Stranding trailers recently and the song has really grown on me:

youtube.com/watch?v=m9xqO9kKqyk

Who is the youngest pole+race win in the same race?

atleast its over quickly

Vettel

Those cars have halos.

I like the Ascari section of the track in games.

the temple of sneed

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Oh ok, I am just blind then.

>Death Stranding
Not been following anything on that since the trailer with youtube.com/watch?v=bdz03uvUldk was released years back. How is progress going now?

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If we have to have a race in Italy then make it Imola instead 2bh.

dead meme

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>Actually horner said that Newey got tired of Dennis, and the corporate working style he pushed
Of course he was but Newey could have gone anywhere on the grid while RB were backmarkers.
And Horner said too that he talked to him during months and had to push Mateschitz hard to pay him the big salary.

>monza is boring, so let's go to a track with no overtaking

And Charles is second, it's nice to have a youngest record that isnt Max

>post good music instead
youtube.com/watch?v=fY1gDjVETIc

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it's a mailman simulator and releases in november

youtube.com/watch?v=QmYN1bsoVgQ

Shid just saw that
>Death to
Durbo (may he rest in peace)
Simon
Ericsson's Fault
/f1/ck/
Formula Ox
>Life to
Miga (Salo)
One Armed Bandit
World Exposed Champion Gasly
[REDACTED]
Norris with something zoomer associated idk
>Plastic surgery to
FIAMG --> Ze Unterhunden
Wingman --> Grando's Girlfriend Husband
Lelnaut Engines --> Money Badger
The Tilkedrome --> Durbo Memorial Tilkedrome

>it's a mailman simulator

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>He doesn't know

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underrated

Ok look guys. I fixed Monza.
Who do I contact at F1 to make this a reality?

Ya'll would race the shit out of this track I tell you.

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youtube.com/watch?v=7N5akOOlGTI

is it even possible to make up the parallel straights + pit lane anymore?

Comes out in November, trailers look cool, but I want to see more gameplay. There is some shooting, but it also seems to show walking around and stuff. I hope it's not too heavy on the walking around stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=piIgkJWDuQg

There is some shooting in a couple of trailers, hopefully there is more action than it looks like at the moment.

>Ratzenberger was killed during qualifying for the San Marino Grand Prix at the Imola circuit on Saturday 30 April 1994.
>Bernie Ecclestone persuaded the Simtek team to take part in the race the following day to overcome the shock.

Damn Bernie was a stone cold mutha fucka

>t square
oh shit nigga
youtube.com/watch?v=bvefnX4F1To

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easiest way to take your mind off it imo.

I remember when Rossi killed Marco Simoncelli at sepang, he said if he didn't get back on the bike at the earliest possible opportunity, he'd have retired immediately. Wouldn't have been able to cope otherwise.

Thats kind of how all the drivers were saying it was for them yesterday. Getting in the car and going racing helped them clear their heads and move on.

youtu.be/FYH8DsU2WCk

>mid 00's fuji tv intensifies
youtube.com/watch?v=yHmSkBvKxag

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>The Triffids
absolutely based
youtube.com/watch?v=sjw5BRVltTI

Bernie was unironically sat on a table eating an apple when he told Senna's family he was dead.
He let them borrow a phone to tell the family back in Brazil.

youtube.com/watch?v=_2B8QBeUupE

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Gotta get that saxophone and bass man youtu.be/2m6Xg0aEhSQ

A genereous God

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youtube.com/watch?v=hz5NAum_5yM

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Yeah the problem was that they were halfway through sobbing on the phone when a doctor came in and said he was alive and he is on the helicopter to the hospital.

Bernie just sat and carried on eating his apple.

59 upboats for you

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>he didn't have his Thunderbirds toys have to come in and rescue racing drivers from environmental terrorists mid-race

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>be honda
>own suzuka
>people tell you your circuit's best corner is too dangerous and needs to be changed
>driver driving your arch rival team's car has a huge accident there, lucky to be alive
>decide to butcher the corner to make more runoff and thus, "safer"
>motogp visits the following year like usual
>local rider dies crashing at the "safer" new corner
>motogp decides to race elsewhere in japan
it's been 16 years. bring the bollocks back to 130R NOW

Absolutely based. I had this exact set while all the other kids who had Thunderbirds sets had weird, slightly more detailed sets. I liked mine more

fuck that Thunderbird 2 toy gave me such a shot of nostalgia

nah man I only had like 190 toy cars at most and that was it

Did you have the Tracy Island play set?

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>the base where the trees folded over and it formed a ramp
Based playset

Honda owns Motegi aswell anyway

I actually found one of these in near mint condition at a garage sale in Texas of all places.

Yeah, I did. Didn't have the pink car

fucking hell just came back after 2 weeks vacation and watched the quali+race on recording, so many memes ffs

>be close to Lec
>die
is he a fucking Kennedy

based dutch lego poster

>mfw my best friend played too rough with my tracy island and broke a few of the plastic trees next to the runway

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Natalia

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>tfw dabbing on the poor kids who had to make the blue peter version

To be fair, those trees did break easily. Especially the green top bits

what a vixen

Romanova

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Fun fact: "wichsen" is a German word for wanking

You now remember the 2004 Thunderbirds film starring Ben Kingsley and Bill Fucking Paxton

>he didn't have bunch of happy meal hotwheels f1's
Mclaren, williams, jordan and jaguar here.

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>tfw you cant wait to have a kid to play with their toys with them

directed by Jonathan Frakes too. Also, why did they get Ben Kingsley to play a Malaysian?

Gasly said when him and Hubert were roommates, anthoine would often have a wank when he thought pierre was asleep

Jordan and Williams
Was really sad when lost Jordan one somewhere outdoors

>with them

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I had this in black and gold

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I had a red champ car/indycar from red rooster. i was never allowed to have happy meals/maccas as a kid so no F1 toys sadly.

McLaren and Jordan, both with their respectable launchers.

Also it was only those four by McD. Then you have a branded Ferrari, Williams, Stewart GP and Renault, and bunch of unlabeled ones, as a standalone Hot Wheels pack unrelated to McDonalds, with the HotWheels(tm) chassis labeled GP_2009. (2009 despite theyve been launched at 00)

t. hot wheels connoisseur/part time autismo

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>his dad didn't play with legos on the ground in front of the fire on a cold rainy Sunday
>his dad didn't build scalelectrix tracks to play with you
Cant wait to bust out the "it's your bed time buddy I'll pack this up while you go to bed" and then keep playing with the toys

>they didn't have F1 themed calendar on their wall

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oh I guess you're right, I also had a separately bought ferrari and something that resembled minardi

>tfw never had a race car bed

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never too late for that user

These were my dudes back in the day. Guess they still are as I never threw them out lmao.
Didn't have the Lotus, sadly, but I can assure you there were a few underdog victories for the Footwork

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Yeah, also McD's have plastic driver/helmet, latter standalone are empty.

>tfw never slept with his own wife in his own bed

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Every year my dad always says at Christmas time that his favourite thing about Christmas morning was when me and my brother unwrapped our presents and we'd spend hours together constructing Lego sets, Bionicles, K'Nex etc.

Good times.

My old man's a bit disappointed these days that his grandkids spend all their time playing Fortnite/watching youtube instead of building toys.

Hey I had that Duracell car

wew

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can we make next thread sexy wag themed?

That's an FE car

What did he throw off?

>tfw dad got me old school meccano

It came with a fucking a steam engine.

visor tear off

Little preview of this weekend's race at Monza

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Visor film
These get dirty

The shackles of being in Verstappen's shadow

Thank you, Danny
Thanks, Blyat
Thanks, George

Christmas is always an outside day here so usually you have an activity or two that you get gifted and want to use straight away

He pressed triangle on his playstation 1 controller

youtube.com/watch?v=F-2pZX-S0N4

Me shifting gear with a fag out the window

Cute

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ruslads, is Natalia a good commentator?

>When you have to put up with Popo's bullshit
yeah

>Not doing it afterwards in hope for it to get cuaght into brake ducts or some other inlet

He is still a rookie, he has time to learn

Lol

>Strategi regretti

38

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Is double 19.

Does this mean Georgie-boy will be the next to do a 19?

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With this Hubert would have lived, please FIA implement safety

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Post it

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needs the turret though. if correa was able to blast the wreckage clear, hubert would never have been t-boned

Thread

I'm safe lol

Next year?
>How about now.
"Seb: move over next lap"

Close.