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/turnleft/ SOUTHERN 500 RACE THREAD 2
Fuck Gimmie Johnson
Winner roll
based
Y?
I almost want to, he looks damn good clean shaven.
>CGR 1-2
>Larson in front
>a whole 18% of cup wins between the three drivers
Johnson literally has more wins than them combined
Like the pine trees lining the winding road...
Is anything more comfy than late night nascar?
>jr
cringe
>jarrett
based
>petty
based tnt
it's quite obvious, carl didn't want to take part in the stage racing shittery, and wanted to walk out with his brain mostly intact
>sterling marlin getting injured led to jamie "the destroyer" mcmurray getting a cup ride at ganassi for 15 years0
crazy how things happen
A late night Jimmie Johnson win.
GOOOOOO HARVICK!!!
is that supposed to be a penis?
Those win totals are actually a little disappointing. Gordon won 13 races, Earnhardt won 11 in a 29 race season. The consistency is still very based
pre-meds kurt = peak kurt
if yours is green you should see the doctor fren
LONG LIVE THE CACTUS KING
I'm eye tallian- my skin is olive.
Darlington Stripes yet?
I think we can all agree on this
1. Harvick
2. Kryle
3. JoLo
4. Truex
5. Bread
6. Hamlij
Logano
wait....I thought all tracks greater than 1.33 miles in length save road courses got the meme 550 HP package
I was told Darlington still has full horse power no meme tapered spacer. Was I wrong?
logano just got his
Nah. Kyle is number 1.
Harvick has peaked.
>those digits
pack it up boys CGR 1,2
they have the cuck aero
quite a bit has changed
the cuck aero is the problem
this semen slurping sport aint for me no more
>dorian has higher sustained windspeeds than the fastest cars tonight
absolutely neutered
based taquerias
I honestly prefer the 90's flashy gawdy style to this contemporary gay subtle facade style
good thing theres still Hardees
their fries are fucking amazing
HAIL BROTHER!
Logano is such a bitch
>FUCK THIS SHIT!
lel
Darlington Stripes:
Logano
Anyone else?
>logano calling somebody else a kid
lmao
see ya next week!
Troox about to win this shit
>F**k this shit
Good job censors.
>Logano is a """champion"""
cringe. totally forgot
Well JoLo just put kid Chase Elliott into the wall.
He said fuck this kid.
We don't count those.
We only count the ones when the lady in black herself takes a piece off your car herself.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the ganassi cars are on their own league today
it feels a lot emptier now on streetview than the the original meme suggests, its almost like corporate culture really is fleeting and vapid... Nascar sold its own soul along with the rest of this country during that era
oh and chase didn't properly brush the wall
I think a lot of it is just the camera angle of the old shot.
Who ever lives close their should go up on the hill and take a pic from that same spot. Would be neat.
If Jimmie doesn't win I'd be perfectly fine with a Larson win.
>newman
Chevy winning tonight is all good for me.
>big dumb idiot doing burnouts
>Newman
OHNONONONO
NEWMAN THE PIECE OF SHIT
>newman
>Still in ads while caution has been out.
Fucking Nascar.
>replay during non-stop
nice
I agree, I know there are some applacian fuckers ITT that can do this next time them get a six pack from sheetz
>lelson
>LARSON
THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR COSTING DIBINEDDETTOOO THE WIN!
>lelson
Now he starts running a crazy line and goes into the wall only a matter of time
Larson has the worst crew in the fucking world
Oh boy. That's hot. Mexican vs big boy.
Sheetz has the best food
Darlington will take her taxes soon.
Based Newman retaliation incoming
i miss watching danicas weekly failures
>if you dont mind explosive diarrhea
Sure
any stream?
wait Buscher's here? Yea Forums said he had retired and was off selling real estate
tfw ywn never again watch an xfinity race where danica, brian scott, and steven wallace all crash out
>no full throttle
What did he mean by this?
What the fuck did you eat to make your shit go boom boom
Nah. He's part of the current core of drivers that deserve better equipment but don't have the sponsorship money.
vlc btw
>tfw no >JWT either
you’re thinking of chris from truck series
had that meme win at daytona in 2012 in the xfinity series
GO FASTER!
Buescher is a better driver than Direddito
james rather
The return of Caution LaJoie
gone too soon
thanks
The real reason Kyle Busch can always move up in a race is because his pit crew is the best and he always gains ground during cautions
Don’t worry boys Hamlin is just stalking right now
Was that a Darlington stripe caution? I'll throw him on the list. A shame. I like crunch bars.
I hope
Suarez is driving harder than a coke mule in Tijuana right now....
Larson lost position again on his pit stop
It never fucking ends
Doesn't matter what it is, if its from sheetz I get the shitz
>that free air tho
True, but he doesn't suck reddit's dick, so.....
Pit stops in Nascar are hardcore. I love it.
Suárez a shit
how about they throwback to gen 4
fuggin A, kyle gets a new engine, trans, driveshaft and ecu, in first.....
you're forcing it too hard, besides I saw Harvick before the race started he looked half in the bag already he probably thought the race would be postponed
>I love my Prius
What a faggot.
phaggot
>lelgonzo
>lelgano
LELgano
>lelgano
>its just krut and kryle for the rest of the race with their illegal cars and nobody can catch up
kyle busch u dirty fuck
no way krut would’ve been spencer’s yellow car for a throwback
>logano
good riddance
>lelgano
Catches a pit era too lmao
Two Darlington Stripes for Logano?
lelgano is gonna put Elliot into the wall in a massive seethe
we are throwing his ass back over the wall get ready Jose
troox in the pits
Joonyer at peak Earnhardt commentary tonight
What the fuck is an A1-C?
no bull > joe cool
Health shit.
WOW THIS IS WILD, AMIRITE FANS? OMIGAW THIS IS INCREDIBLE! NASCAR PAYS ME TO HYPE SHIT!
These dipshits want to commemorate the 100th season of the NFL but they forget who fucking played in the first season. Bengals Browns should've been the opener.
No one wants to watch that shit game.
>Being this jaded
No shit Junior goes crazy he loves racing. In fact he loves it so much that he was a professional race car driver for about 20 years
fugg this race
That 14/tony/office depot livery is massively triggering me as a Carl fan
>Newman's car is close to Mark Martin's scheme that inspired it
what?
>glad to see you are enjoying the race
Damn you're a gullible sheep.
WORSHIP AND OBEY
can you make the pic smaller user?
>past midnight nascar
>full grandstands
I dont know about you guys but I am comfy as fuck
Late night Nascar should be a thing.
This is peak comfy
42 with the obligatory into the wall
Way more comfy than day races
>blowjob mcleod
I was wrong, Larson redemption arc in full swing
RIP Stroker Aace
McLeod got btfo.
Tfit
>NO SPOTTER.....
im reaching levels of comfy i didnt know existed. only problem is no nascar nap because ill just fall asleep.
>Brian France gone a year
>Sport suddenly has a new energy and optimism for the future is slowly overtaking the cynicism of the 2010s
It's amazing how much of a difference NASCAR making a change at the top has made.
God I can't wait until Kyle and Kurt retire from nascar.
Races will actually be fun to watch again
>family all in bed
>can watch a race live and shitpost
>/turnleft/ 4 life
>Grrr people can't be more excited about things than me
This is a sign of autism you know
t. penske fan
>krut
Man, chill out.
Kurt was fine. Kyle was a big bitch but even he's kind of chilled out. Joey Logano is the biggest problem in Nascar imo.
Autism is beveling these races are as exciting because NBC told the booth to YELL more. Notice the trend among all of the broadcasters?
This fucking Logano is cancer
>what are you telling me this isnt what a leader looks like?
t.plebbit
>watching the same 2 drivers (or 3 with Denny Hamlin) win every single race is fun
>Kyle Was
He still is
forgot pic
Eyes of pure cocaine
hmm
Some of them are soulless for sure, but Junior definitely gets genuinely excited. Besides, a good call makes sports better, nobody likes boring announcers. Your complaint is like being mad at the musical score in movies for making the movie more thrilling
Uh.
It's usually 5-6 drivers.
Buschs, Hamlin, Truex, Harvick (bad year), Logano, bread.
7 contenders.
F1 and Indy wish they had the same parity as Nascar.
There's being genuinely excited and then there's screaming for the sake of manufacturing excitement. Notice Letarte and Burton yell too much as well. It's not a coincidence that they all do it.
JGR is winning this championship. Easily best team of the season
That's a good user. Check out NASCAR.com/shop for a bit.
based comfy late night nascar
>jgr
>jgr
>jgr
>jj
>parity
kek the open wheel crowd will use this
Yeah. I think it's going to be 18, 11, 19 and pick a guy who gets hot at the right time.
>cant even bother to link it
france cant do anything right lmao
I'm too busy snorting coke and calling NBC to tell them to hype the races more.
austin theriault >>>> DiRedditdetto
Did NASCAR solve not dying in Motorsport?
F2 driver died yesterday, so, no.
For the most part.
yes by cutting down from 2 to 1 race and removing grandstands
>jgrwl
it was all going so well
That's the point, other series have drivers dying, the last time there was a bad injury in NASCAR it was Danica's fault and the driver made a quick recovery
Bowman has a damn good car
Larson is in peak form
how bad was the crash?
>honoring a grids casualty
bowman faggot status confirmed
got tboned at nearly full speed and cut his car in half. basically took a car to the body and died.
Rip
he will never beat kyle
>4th place
peak form
Pretty bad. Guy clipped a wall and then got T-Bone'd harder than a cover model.
son of a bitch... thats intense. is there a webm?
Only cursed YouTube videos
See the last thread.
yes
>got T boned harder than bailey jay
Imagine getting ARCA brake'd to death.
...
now I want to drink a warm coors light
Cracking open a monster boys
look on youtube. there are a couple vids from the stands that are insane.
also, the guy that hit hubert had the nose of his car ripped off and his legs exposed. He has some pretty bad injuries
It's like the Sterling Marlin car in the EA Nascar games because they couldn't use beer sponsors in the game.
>Gibbs 1 2 3
damn on that uphill straight at spa... full speed. not a spot you want to lose it.
Only place worse is turn 2 at Pocono and pretty much anywhere at Watkins Glen
>bread
Punished Bowyer may live for another week of the retarded playoff system
>bread
no nascar track compares to spa
can you explain your funny me-me plz
you think the guy that hit him is still running through his mind? :^)
youre right, none of them are as gay as spa
i could tell you, but then that would kill the meme
its already dead and was never funny
its the shittiest nickname ever given to a driver, still cactus kang gang till i die
its just pure filtered homosexuality.
>oh boy here we go
Yes lets here about the technical and traditional nature of the Roval, look I'm not hating I just genuinely don't like comparing different motorsports
In the 60ish years of Nascar, has there ever been a point where one car lapped every other car and ended up being the only car on the lead lap? Either through pitstops or by being that dominant?
Shit meme pushed by shit memer who can't even into photoshop to make the meme indentifable in /turnleft/
Richard Petty lol
just image searching cactus king and seeing the dumb shit there is my main inspiration
Yes it was quite common in the pre modern era, before standardized inspections Richard Petty would run gas all through his frame so he didnt have to pit all race and won by laps
quite a few times until round the 80s
Richard Petty Era.
>dont like comparing motorsports
>comparing spa to the roval
what an absolute retard
>using photoshop
MS Paint is for true chads
>Hawaiian Punch
I miss old Yea Forums.
>arguing with an idiot
Okay but turn two at Pocono is high speed, very narrow and partially blind. From a safety perspective I think it's low
Kyle Busch wins. Go the fuck to sleep.
I don't get off shift for another four hours though.
no even close to a completely blind uphill s curve climb at top speed in an open wheel, try again
NICE
>Ocsar Mayer
>Velveeta
>Wiener
BIG ONE AT THE FRONT
It's a fucking big juan?!
Darlington Stripes list:
Logano x2
Lajoie
Big one.
B
I
G
J U A N
Of fucking course Jimmie and Kurt got caught up in that shit
>tfw no uncucked engines with low downforce ever
Nascar is this close to fixing it all but won't do it
fully torqued now
It’s over for Jimmie
>gimmie
>hamlel
>byron
>krut
>hemric
>memedowell
Gott Dayum Denny
BASED
Rip Jimmie. Win or go home next week.
>gimmie
every FUCKING TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
BOWMAN TIME
haha gimmiefags btfo
fuck
the
repair
clock
>Fluid
My body is ready.
If your shit can't be fixed in 6 minutes, you're not finishing in the top 25 anyways
>It's another "Ryan Newman really fucks things up for everyone else while getting off scot free himself" episode
>impacts ONLY the cars that are a threat to Kryle
Oh fuck off
rolling chicanes are based
but its fun
Pocono was notable for dangerous open wheel crashes (see wickens last year and the crash this year) and because of it Indycar isn't going back. Yes I'm well aware that spa is a unique curve but what I'm saying is that they're dangerous for similar reasons. If there's more room at the top of the hill for runoff then that french kid doesn't get bounced back into traffic and he's still alive. There's a similar issue at Pocono, where cars will crash in the tunnel turn and bounce back into the course.
>top or bottom doesn't make a difference apparently
2 Crashes out of how many races there?
The averse reaction to Pocono after the crash 2 weeks ago was absurd.
why does Yea Forums hate rutledge?
Weak sauce.
J-Jimmie still has a chance
fuck off Rutledge
shindycar are pure phaggots for not coming back to pocono. Fuck them
NUCK FEWMAN
Dude there's a long history of crashes in the tunnel turn, Indycar driver died there in 2015
I'm amazed they went back at all after Karam got Wilson killed
Hope he gets what he deserves
cucklin btfo all weekend
midrace modified class entries are a classic Nascar tradition
>time for Lelson to choke
Suarez will finish him.
I was there for that. Could have been anywhere as it was a phreak wing to the forehead move.
That was a freak accident though. It could've happened at any track.
crashing an open wheel car at like 200+ mph is probably always dangerous regardless of the track. you could bounce into traffic sideways in a part of the track with high enough speeds to die at plenty of tracks. Pocono and Spa being two of these tracks, stop being spergs.
Wilson didn't die in the Tunnel Turn He was struck by Debris which could happen at any race track
Rut is the type of nigga that would drink white wine or super IPA at NASCAR.
how the absolute fuck has Dibenidetto been so competitive in the 95 this year? Is he THAT good?
its a pretty much a JGR car...
>jgr alliance
>aka kryles hand me down parts
Yeah.
>Lar2on
no killer instinct in that one
Ok you're right
trd mememobile, so effective it made a midfielder like troox into a champion
Yes and you were wrong
>whatever you drive and whatever phone you have, cup phone is the perfect fit
Ok but my car has no cupholder and my phone is too large. So that's a lie.
>expect to get called a nigger
>dont
o-oh ok a-user
cytube/r/Guntstream
Stream with user chat. 720p and 240p.
>Expecting honesty on the talmudvision
Is this your first time watching TV?
the comfy feels and too hot and heavy to fight tonight bros just all fun
S L I D E J O B
L
I
D
E
J
O
B L O W J O B
real nascar hours right now racebros
but this drunk dud could land on long pond straight with 20mph crosswind on a truck.....
Larson used up his shit. Watch Kyle pass them pre pit stops.
rain delay was more fun than the race desu
>raygun
>would you rather give Dale Jr and blowjob or Rutledge a rim job?
I'd rim Rutledges spiny balloon knot any day.
pocono will probably get torn up and turned into shitty overpriced mcmansions soon
Suicide
>b-bbb-but what about muh double header??
Pls no
I would work his bottom as well. No shame in that
Is DiBenedetto having to drive for another team in 2020 going to become the new "Hendrick forces Keselowski out the door"?
Biffle knew how to have real fun today
That pic freaks me out whenever I see it, because she looks just like my little sister.
FUCK YOU CUNT WHORE!
that plane probably lands at a lower speed than 200mph and there is less shit to hit in the sky. easy af. where i live we have a plane race once a year, one year a guy crashed into stands. people blew up and lit on fire. i found 20 dollars on the ground also... sorry ive been drinking since the prerace, and forgot my point. think it was planes are easier than cars?
>/turnleft/ afterhours is a sick place indeed
Or Hendrick dumping Kyle
dud, stop taking everything so seriously.....
Well this race fucking sucked
yup and probably spying on his mother-in-law in the shitter tonight
CHARGES WERE DROPPED!
>Gibbs and Larson
Only Jimmie could have saved us
Or Gibbs dumping Gimmie
i can assure you ive never taken anything seriously
Doesn't matter the damage has been done user
im fucking wasted as well user, een drinking old fashioneds since 6pm.
>18 pit crew delivers again
do you constantly think about him spying on his mother in laws balloon knot when you hear his name?
Did Bobby Hillin really do anything notable besides win Talladega one time?
I wish I could drink but allergies been too bad lately, plus I can never stay up this late after hitting the bottle I pass out
Please win Jones.
Nope
i hope you dont get bad hangovers like me bro, im going to hate my life in th morning
help me out here. Kryle has his engine, trans, driveshaft and ecu changed. Makes up 33 spots in the first stage. Currently going to pass Jones for 1st. What is wrong with Nascar.....
undoubtedly how couldn't you
I hope Jones and Busch wreck eachother out
>it's another Kyle Busch easily passes Erik Jones for a win episode
Old man Gibbs must be ordering this
Best driver in the best car
nah, I'll be up at 8:30am
I don't think about my mother in laws balloon knot.
>Bubba in the way
>let me guess newmans next
almost like I've seen this before
Please Larson meme your way to victory lane
So hol up nigga yous sayin it was all made up n sheeit?
these threads are the only thing that make these races bearable
I HATE KYLE BITCH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>Bait/10
>stayed up for 8 fucking hours just to watch fucking kryle win another shitty race
idk, never read the court docs but he was ordered to pay his wife $1
he a gud boi he dindu nuffin
If Jones can actually fight Busch for the lead for a couple of laps, Larson has a chance
Jones will pussy out and not put hairy bush in the wall... SAD
Logano is going to be a bitch.
watching now. Hopefully logalano hits a land mine.
COMMERCIAL
busch will not catch that jones boi
SHIT DAT JONES BOY CLEARED HIM!
>didn't even retaliate
>nascar non-stop
I'm going to guess that Jones fails inspection and Kyle wins the race
logano helping his butt buddy kryle win
Bowman ded.
>oh yay let me watch 12" of the race on my 64" screen
>bowman
youre lucky we give you any inches filthy goy
Darlington Stripes:
Logano x2
Lajoie
Bowman
How late is it in Darlington now?
He should. Jones cut his fucking tire
Almost 2am.
1:46am
fully torqued and drunk at 2am
Race still going?
12 to go
12 to go
Final 10 laps.
Erik Jones needs to hold on.
Yes, 10 to go
dumb disgusting package
>tfw HMS fan
jones crash into bush then larson wins
lmao kys my man JGRwinslol
i literally piss on every toyota i see.
Ja, what are your thoughts on Spa uphill vs Pocono turn 2 germanbro?
hahaha NOT SO FAST JONES
It's kyle's night
>trying to make rich kids sound like they had to work for their rides
Are they Menard copypasta-ing in real life?
add jones
the asuka v rei of /turnleft/
kyle is gonna throw a bitch fit as usual when he doesnt win. fucking crybaby
asuka>rei
and kryle, race over
L A D Y
I N
B L A C K
KYLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18 GONE!
it's not a real track
YES
GET FUCKED KRYLE
i see you are a man of culture as well
LOL KRYLE
Darlington Stripes:
Logano x2
Lajoie
Bowman
Jones (Lady in Black giveth speed for his stripe)
Busch (Lady in Black taketh speed for his stripe)
AHHH HHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAA FUCK KRYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T H A T J O N E S B O Y
LOVE SEEING BUSH CRY!
Wtf how did kryle get third
REEEEEEEEEE
>t. reifag
by their own stupid standards that should have been a caution
this race was so fucking shitty that i was actually rooting for kyle fucking busch just for the chance of a meme finish
Huge ego, small dick
STOP SHOUTING! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
no skill package
Nascar constantly calls cautions for far less
GIVE THAT JONES BOY SOME BOJANGLES NOW!
>once Erik Jones fails inspection Larson will get the win
Feels good man
Radioactive is gonna be gold for those last 3 laps
DAT JONES BOI
>jgrwinslol
at least it was jonesboi for a change
Lady in black showed up tonight in style.
Gave Jones a sweet kiss and gave speed.
Gave Kyle a nasty kiss took him for a nasty ride.
Best track imo.
Always try to let the race finish, his car was running safely
>3 cars run Tony liveries
>#20 doesn't
>#20 wins
what did they mean by this?
not since hoots left
you aint wrong
You mean since they introduced stages
>you can all stay up tonight with me
30,000 person orgy at the track when?
Sounds like Halloween weekend at the dega infield with moonshine.
30k of upstate SC residents is not a ideal orgy user.
absolutely comfy /turnleft/ tonight boys. 2 am finish, shitposting, and no kylewinslol. love you guys
>Kylel
>no caution so it's rigged for Jones
what did Nascar mean by this?
Lady in black said no.
Am I the only leaf here, where are my syrup bros
It's 2am, there are no ratings to be had, they want to go the fuck home
Monster Victory Lane girl is actually hot for once.
Women don't realize how good a classic look is nowadays.
time to sleep, see you later fellas
Oh shit Kyle
>out pit road them
>its the packages fault
>one lane race track
>pit crew lost the race
>nascar didn't throw a caution
Jesus christ fucking kryle. Should be happy he limped that thing around in third. What a fucking bitch
Kyle bitchin.
Lmao.
>Haircut that bad
>Sponsor is literally great clips
Why do these millionaires not have an image consultant?
>bringing up that crazy cali race
ahhahahahahaha love it
ITS NASCARS FAULT I DROVE INTO THE WALL!! THANKS A LOT NASCAR!!
love you too faggot
>I bet being locked in feels good
>no, we already felt fine
>it's probably hard being on the cutoff
>no, it's normal
hahahaha based drivers not giving a shit for the media's drama
Suarez and Newman gonna be hot next week.
>3 years later and he's still pissed about it
youtube.com
That pass for Larson over Busch probably earned him more cash than any of us will make in the next three months combined
thats as truly one of the GOAT finishes
>"I bet you're wondering where the luck went"
>"well we had 15 years of good luck"
fugg, is Jimmie retiring? He sounds like he's ready to end it
He's got the post 2014 Jeff Gordon look in his eyes
Facts.
that was my immediate impression. he seems defeated, but at peace with it.
I think we just witnessed the exact moment Jimmie unofficially announced that he's done
>took a year off to really dial things in before going for 5 championships in a row
As a JG fan i was annoyed by his existence but theres no questioning how based JJ i mean just think about how based you have to be to be so confident in your abilities that you let the other teams fight things out for an extra season after finishing 2nd twice in a row because youre focused on figuring out how to dominate the sport for half a decade- dominate it so badly that they make major changes to both the car package and rules package (not to mention some track repavings) just so fucking BASED i really hope he gets 8