/nfl/ General: Myles Garrett Anime Obsession edition

NEW NEWS

PIT: Steelers ink CB Haden to two-year extension
CHI: Trey Burton (groin) unlikely to play Week 1?
BUF: Devin Singletary, Gore, Yeldon to form a RBBC
NYG: Giants send CB Sam Beal (hamstring) to IR


OLD NEWS
>FA: Texans axe Matt Kalil following Tunsil trade
>LAC: Stress fracture sends Derwin James to IR
>LAC: Chargers no longer negotiating with Gordon
>CAR: Cam Newton (foot) practices on Sunday
>SEA: Seahawks bring back Geno Smith 24 hours later
>JAC: Jaguars RB Alfred Blue (ankle) lands on IR
>FA: Panthers part ways with veteran Torrey Smith
>JAC: Jaguars claim RBs Ozigbo, Ervin off waivers
>CLE: Ricky Seals-Jones claimed by the Browns
>DET: Lions claim catch-first RB McKissic from SEA

I'm making this edition anime edition in the hopes we don't have another 500 post thread about anime, but instead football. DISCUSS FOOTBALL Stop falling into each others shitposting.

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>anime OP image
Yikes

>please stop discussing anime
>*posts about anime*

To be fair, the quality of the the thread will be the same with or without the Anime spam

>Football OP image
good choice OP

Yes! I am a fan of the New England Patriots!

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Who's gonna win OROY and DPOY?

Geno Smith is winning the super bowl this year.

Based!

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I like cartoons and football

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I hope all the anime dorks left.

It's gotta be my boy Roy...Oh Roy! And then my man Deepoy, he on deepoint.

Will Zeke sign this week? I'm literally shaking in my boots thinking about life without him.

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>guys don't talk about anime
>but here's an anime pic

You're a fucking mong

>signs the day before the game so they don’t watch his tape

pic related

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What part of New England do you hail from?

>hoping jobless anime loving NEETs have left a general thread
Yeah, good luck with that. They're the most frequent posters here.

He can't win OROY from IR

Stevenage.

i hate ellen baker

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Middlesex County, MA

Post a video that perfectly sums up a team
youtu.be/Vuj_NF7gteQ
>reciever puts in effort to catch a bad pass
>o line forgets it's not practice time
>qb somehow throws a perfect pass while getting hit
>reciever somehow drops it
>all their hope dies on the field

This screen shot doesn't have the players name in it so it's worthless.

MYLES GARRETT IS NOT AN ANIME CHARACTER

OPS PICTURE IS NOT ANIME

MYLES GARETT CAN INFACT NOT GO SUPER SYIAN, OR KAME YAHAHAH AND HE MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT POSSESS THE POWERS OF THE DRAGON BALLS

SO PLEASE, STOP CALLING MYLES GARRETT WHICH IS WHO OPS PICTURE IS, AN ANIME CHARACTER

He's not on IR yet.

That’s old England

>some fat anime loving slob lives where my cousin does
Yuck. If that's you, Chris, I'm disappointed.

Neither does your baby photo and seeing how you turned out, you’re right

lil tyler has brittle bone disease

the last digit of the first reply determines how many games he'll start before his bones turn to powder

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>implying Ellen is anime

...? You're dumb bro.

God I fucking hate anime.

Nipponophiles should be mass murdered

>drunkposting

>puts punctuation before words
You’re illegal, “bro”.

Does anime make ya seethe /nfl/?

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Rhode Island. Go P/a/triots!

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>grammar nazi on an informal message board
>ironically puts periods outside of quotations

I used to like you, I really did.

Three periods implies a silent pause. The question mark following it denotes confusion. You're pretty dumb dude.

Steroids shouldn’t only be allowed in sports they should be encouraged. Literally can’t change me mind.

>can't comprehend funposting
>wants to be taken seriously
I hope you don't show up here next Sunday

B/a/sed

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I sure hope there aren’t any Jews in this particular thread.

Punctuation goes inside the quotation marks retard.

/Bills Owl 2020/

LMAO ok amigos

Yeah, I’m thinking the Seahawks win it all this year.

nice damage control fucktard

Based!

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Just stop. Eat this L.

Quick Yea Forums

Post your team and if you're going to work tomorrow (proving you're a wagecuck)

based tranny chaser

Baltimore Ravens
Not sure how the holiday effects my welfare and foodstamps, but no work

Ravens and yes to my comfy six figure job I look at mtg cards at all day

This is a reminder that....ahem, excuse me....

erm...

ah, there we go....


THE GREEN BY PACKERS ARE GOING TO GET FUCKING D*E*S*T*R*O*Y*E*D BY THE IMPECCABLE BEARS DEFENSE THIS WEEK.

FUCKING
-------------CRUSHED-------------
PERIOD.

Oh by the way?

>IT'S
NOT
>EVEN
GOING
>TO
BE
>CLOSE

Thank you.

Reminder to join the /nfl/ pick'em!

Password: Rosepink

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Philadelphia Eagles and no. I'm not a agecuck I'm a tradecuck. Tradecucks don't work on Labor Day.

Whole lotta Pacos in here tonight. Someone spill tequila on their monitor?

>team?
pic related
>going to work tomorrow?
no

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You're forgetting da Burrs don't have a kicker right now. Should be in for a meme game

Seahawks, yes.

Third worlders need not answer.

>left this open for 30 minutes while I was replying to other people
>Trackers and Pop-Ups Blocked: 3,276,267
t-thanks

Texans, no.

I’m actually into large breasted Jewish women.

Hawks, and yes to my dream job to check in before going on a 5 day paid vacation

I too am very fond of Jennifer Connelly in the 1990s.

Based and tradepilled.

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oy vey, your poor mom

Excellent choice.

Seahawks
Hell no

24 packers, 20 bears

Bears, no it's labor day fag.

I'm glad we're finally past that whole anime debacle. For a second there I thought you guys actually liked those Chinese cartoons.

I really enjoy anime.

Weebs are as mentally ill as trannies.

fuck anime

I would rather have my child grow up to be a post-op demisexual furry than have xim watch anime.

Eagles
Nope

>wins in your path

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I would like to shitpost about the jags facing my chiefs but they arent relevant enough to lampoon

reminder a fully healthy mccarthy led packers team beat the bears 24 to 13 in three quarters
a packers team missing their starting WR2, WR3, CB1, CB2, DL1, DL2, ILB2, S, RT, RG and led by Joe Philbin lost to the healthy bears on the road 17 to 24
now bears lost fangio, have shaky at best kicking and the packers are completely healthy, have 4 improved positions on defense, and no tape on their new offense
will anybody really be surprised when the packers win a close game on thursday? theyre almost guaranteed to win the turnover battle and time of possesion

NAWLINS

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Week 1 trap game

Iggles

Yup, finna get that 8 hour paid holiday and double time on top of that.

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I agree, who cares about the Chiefs

BADABING, BADABOOM! I STILL GOT IT, GLADYS!

wow, McDonald's is really stepping up their game

How upset will you be when they lose 24-20, Kevin? Does it dampen your season outlook or you write that one off as a tough game that they just couldn't quite pull out? Be honest.

Seahawks
Fuck no, paid holiday.

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What's that like...an extra $50? Take that money and buy yourself better taste in football teams, trash.

I work in a warehouse but whatever

Prime j con. Wait she's a jewess? Her and Winona are trying to destroy my hatred of the chosen?

Wow bills. The most important thing to develop a QB is a good WR and TE combo. And they gave Allen nothing to work with. What the fuck.

It's more like an extra 250

even worse

I'm sorry if I was rude earlier. You're doing good work and I'm sure your family is proud of you.

>working tomorrow
lmao

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wouldnt be shocked honestly, a little rust is to be expected for a new HC. an offense usually takes a few weeks to get into gear, and 24-20 sounds like a typical close game where each team made plays, all you can hope for
the DC is entering his second year with a better roster than the backups that made the bears struggle last year, and healthy aaron rodgers in a new unpredictable offense should keep the game close

NFL is fucking shit.

College football is where it's at.

Rams
fuck no

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>aints
>tradecuck, so nope

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that dont like anime
fucking fags, all of you

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> blowout ball
>good

Yeah right, division III high school is the thinking mans football.

College football only gets really good in the second-half of the season. Right now, it'll just be blowouts due to ranked teams steamrolling unranked teams.

But, hey, more football is more football.

Does it bother you that the current roster and coaching changes are nothing more than a band aid on a team that needs a full rebuild and is only relevant because of Rodgers? Does it bother you that even a perfect rebuild wouldn't be completed before Rogers retires? Does it bother you that the Packers are going to have to compete without an elite QB to cover all their faults for the first time in 25 years? Does it bother you that the Packers won't be competing for an owl for 10+ years and most of those years will be spent fighting the Lions for 4th in the division? This is your new reality packersfags.

You can take your apology and stick it up your ass. You're probably a fan of some shit tier owless team anyway

its sloppier, schematically simpler, most players dont matter, and some teams have obvious roster advantages
sounds worse in every way

no you lol

Seahawks.
Yep. I'm doing the holiday coverage for the pointless Holidays because I'm going to use a shit ton of PTO at the end of the year.

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I would upvote your comment but you speak like a retard so I can't get with that.

>he doesnt like anime on an anime website

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Does Myles Garrett have a myanimelist profile?

This is not an anime website.

Just from your two replies I can tell you're a sycophantic little faggot and I bet everybody irl knows it. Your inflated sense of self worth means jackshit here. Nobody cares what job you have or do, the important thing is for someone to have one or actively look for a better one if possible. Don't @ me ever again bitch.

>t. Aaron Rodgers

4channel is not a anime website. It’s a Christian literature discussion forum.

Why haven't the Pats shuffled DT back onto the roster

I really, really like women.

Is this pasta? This one is definitely going in my cringe compilation.

thought that was 12chan?

>2000+18+1
>he visits a Japanese based website created for anime that eventually branched out with other topics, but at its foundation was still an anime board
>doesnt like anime
>Believes it has no place here
leave now before I get all of Yea Forums to post lolis & futa on this general until it dies

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I really, really like 2D waifus

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>that eventually branched out with other topics
That's the only relevant part of your post.

>before I get all of Yea Forums to post lolis & futa on this general until it dies
Go for it. They're lazy twats, they aren't gonna do shit. Even if you convinced a few to shitpost here because people making fun of anime nerds triggers them, they'll just bump our topic to the top repeatedly.

Name a worse fan base than the Philadelphia football eagles.

cleveland browns

Raiders or Tranny12s

The Kansas City Chiefs

This is an anime based website. This is not an anime based general and not even really forum in general. Every board has different levels of anime affiliation, and the same goes for generals. Having outdoor hobbies and anime is not going to have much overlap, just like the NFL and anime has fairly little overlap.

Getting triggered because not everyone likes chinese cartoons is weak. If Yea Forums didn't want other, non-anime groups of people posting here, they should not have branched out to non-geek hobbies.

Shithawks

New England Patriots

>sports
>not geek hobby with all the number crunching and sports science

>Myles Garrett goes super Saiyan (or saiyajin, rather) in practice
>Myles Garrett does the kamehameha (also known as the turtle destruction wave) in practice
Wow this guys on a whole other level

Raidnogs, easily

Post yfw Mariota turns it around and the Tits with the Owl

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Browns fans no(bottlegate was justified), "new look" browns fans maybe top 5.

Anime is the highest form of art ever created. You pathetic tiny dick whitoids can’t even grasp the level of intelligence it takes to enjoy anime. Fucking neck yourself.

Patsfags

>chiefs
>rams
>cowboys

Seahawks you shitter

I watch football because it plays out like an anime

Carolina Whitetrash

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Do you not recognize the difference between Sports guys and anime lovers/video game dorks/table top gamers? They're not in the same galaxy as far as nerd stuff goes.

How fucked are cowspic fans now?
Zeke is obviously not signing shit.
He is turning down Jerry's slave wage offerings.

Without that man they are a 7 win team at best. Probably more like 5 or 6.

Eagles should hopefully have the division pretty easily as things stand now.

All these incel fedora wearing permavirgins hating on Seattle because they don’t treat the mentally ill poorly. Have sex.

Seahawks

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That's just called drama, user.

imagine being this fucking ignorant lmaooooooo

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See if you can guess...
>We just FLEECED a team for two players and a pick for a mediocre DE and now we're basically superbowl bound

Yeah but anime made drama

this
nice digits btw

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Last 2 digits checked and Chad confirmed.

Still the Eagles?

Please, not enough pregnant lady choking for Yinzer trash.

The Seahawks got the best run stuffing DE in the league and are only paying him 8 million.

Theyre the same if they enjoy fantasy

Your city is shit.
Your team is shit.
Youre a disgrace.

Imagine using other grown mens achievements to boast on the internet.

have you been to high school? blacks, who are the most athletic, love anime and fighting games.

No

Blacks are naturally very violent. Anime and fighting games are too.

He's not even in the top ten of edge setters. Enjoy your one year rental.

...

imagine listing anime as a hobby and pretending it's a substitute for a personality

just like the bitches who "love The Office" on Tinder

Cope harder. Seahawks finna bust the league up and kill all cis white men.

>"why yes, I support the seahawks, how could you tell?"

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I don’t watch anime on purpose. I accidentally watch it on Saturday because adult swim is playing reruns of Seth MacFarlane shows.

The clown cum in your eye?

fuck you weeb

There’s literally nothing wrong with being trans and a Seahawks fan. You breeders would beg for my boi pussy.

Should I pay 60 (SIXTY!) dollars for madden 20?

No, buy the collectors edition for $300.

The team this user is a fan of

I wouldn't pay a penny over $59.99

Correct, there's nothing wrong with being a tranny but there is something wrong with the parents of a tranny. They should be culled.

/nf/ General Fanbases

>Funposters/Broposters
Jets
Steelers
Titans
Bears
Panthers
Seahawks

>Annoying/Obnoxious
Ravens
Chiefs
Eagles
Cowboys
Vikings

>Victim Complex
Browns
Giants
Packers
Saints
49ers

>No Fun Allowed
Patriots
Rams

>Weirdos/Barely here
Bills
Dolphins
Colts
Texans
Raiders
Chargers
Cardinals

>No Fanbase
Bengals
Jaguars
Broncos
Redskins
Lions
Falcons
Buccaneers

Denver

fuck no. I do contract work about every other month, then I dick around and fuck teen thots the rest of the time

The blacks that play fighting games and anime are not the same blacks playing football

I'm not ignorant, you're being a deliberate retard by pretending it's the same group of people when it very obviously isn't.

Gaytriots
Cowgirls
Shecocks
Stoolers
Chorgers

Checked and red-right-88pilled

The Steelers have some of the worst posters in existence, are you serious

Your face when the Chicago bears win the super bowl

you cisgenders are on the wrong side of history, and once we take the owl there will be no more debate

Pride flags for all at the parade!

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>The blacks that play fighting games and anime are not the same blacks playing football
Not in my HS. Not in Myles Garret's case

I like how you used all the derogatory names for them. That really shows your disdain. You are really cool.

The newfriends don't remember Steelersfag.

>Jags getting a full ride scholarship into the playoffs as the designated meme team

Lmfao the AFCS is a mess. Tennessee goes 0-6 without Lewan

Well you went on the short bus so THAT would explain it now wouldnt it...

and you were butthurt enough to respond. Way to go goober.

Sounds like fun. My buff laundry collection is better than your buff laundry collection

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Based and sodomy pilled

Idk mayne, your mom thinks I'm really hot

and you were butthurt enough to respond. Way to go goober.

dont need one LOL

Lmfaooo, NO U

Yeah because my mom is a whore. You have to pay for sex because my mom is a whore. Lol, you can’t even get laid from my mom without money. Thanks for paying for my tendies you beta.

Nothing wrong with being a weirdo

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user playing 3d chess right now

...based?

So just chess?

Thank god he sent his only son to put that franchise down for good over 7 years ago

After tonight's Oklahoma game is it safe to say Jason Garrett is on the hot seat.

Who will be the next major NFL player to retire?

anime make ya seethe /nfl/?

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Shut the fuck up aspie

WE GOT CLOWNEY!!! WE GOIN 2 THA OWL!!!


suck it haters

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>oh wow how could you not include this really annoying guy who doesn't post here anymore in your list of fanbases that post in /nfl/ right now look at how old i am!
Thanks.

Eli probably

I'm not sure what bedtime stories she tells you, but she pays me. I literally take your tendies away with my dick

who is your favorite geah my weaboo shitposting friends

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chess is 2d, the 3rd dimension is just superficial graphics

Does Seahawks stadium have non-binary bathrooms? My partner really wants to see a game but doesn’t like using cis bathrooms.

I bet all of you watch anime but you are just too ashamed to admit it.

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Probably some more QBs.

Brady, Brees, Rivers, Roethlisberger, and Manning are all gettin' up there in age.

You should have left it alone, now you've given me secondhand embarrassment from you dumbass reply

>getting bootyblasted by anime girls

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I'm not. Anime is cool now, so the teens I fuck love that I watch anime

This is the hottest take of 2019

I'm getting mildly annoyed at your faux samefagging, yes.

Laremy Tunsil

Roll is a cute, CUTE

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>pic related
anime make ya seethe /nfl/?

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We get it user, you're a contract worker that fucks teens. No need to post it twice.

>only one person could ever like anime

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>Bears not obnoxious

>samefagging
kek

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>been in the league 3 years
>don’t watch his tape
???

There is a direct correlation between the amount of anime watched and the amount of estrogen in the body.

If we're talking before the season starts, then yeah, it's the hottest of takes. If we're talking at the end of the season, one of them will retire. Manning probably.

I get that secondhand pussy from your mom, so I think it's a fair trade off

There's only one person who is spamming this thread every minute while pretending to be different people, yes, and that's you.

Yeah, the less anime you watch the more estrogen you have.

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Child me wanted to be Goku but adult me knows I’m Vegeta

>he doesnt like cute anime girls

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Shut the fuck up, please.

Anime is for losers.

Anime is for losers and queers.

I don't get Jerry's logic behind being more willing to shell out over $30 million for Dak but cringing at over 15 for Zeke. Zeke is the reason Dak is a $30 million QB, fucking moron. If paying Dak means lowballing Dak then do it. He's not getting shit anywhere else

I don’t watch anime but getting triggered like some 19 year old liberal arts major over it is a fools errand. Yea Forums was made by weebs for weebs. Anime is engrained in the culture of this website and if you don’t like it leave.

Anime is for losers, queers, and incels

but I like to post it a lot. It's fun to say

Based and Roll-pilled

Getting triggered over people thinking anime is shit is retarded.

>reporting people you disagree with
Major cringe

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WINS THE FUCKING OWL

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paying zeke*

Watching anime is one thing, but identifying with a fictional gook character is a mental disability.

Name a worse poster than anime posters.

Old gay.

Old Bay

Old Bay

old gay

Based

Ancient homosexual

old gay

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t. 1d chess player

old gay

Archaic Faggot

Almost all of the tripfags.

There is literally nothing wrong with Old Bay.

rent free

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>almost all

Based anime makin ya seethe?

How exciting to have stumbled upon this general. You will be seeing much more of me in the future. I hope you enjoy discussing football and gender theory.

Aren't you supposed to be banned, Old Bay?

>You will be seeing much more of me in the future.
No I wont.
Blocked.

filtered

Absolutely, unequivocally, irrevocably blocked

he's a mod in disguise. it's a ruse when he gets banned.

Old Bay is a smart man for a black.

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Wait, he's fucking black? I thought he was just a cuck this whole time

Pats fan up north

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Alright guys goodnight. Just so everyone is aware, about 45 posts in this thread are mine.

:^)

Goodnight waggie

Who has the deepest RB corps, the Redskins or the Patriots?

*retires in your path*

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put your trip on next time Old Bay so I can filter you

Eagles

this

I'm laughing, have a (You).

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Sneak

Goodnight fellow waggies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T NOT CALL THAT HIT PASS INTERFERENCE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE OWL IT'S NOT FAIR THIS IS RIGGED I'M GONNA SUE THE NFL!

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People with real jobs don't work on Labor Day. Go fuck yourself.

He has Pollard, a great O Line and can draft another RB so fuck Zeke.

Business owners never take a day off lazy fuck

I see the League office shills have arrived.

You have a lot of growing up to do my retarded friendly.

I'm actually a Saints fan, just trying to make fun of myself because it's the only way I can still cope with the last few years.

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It was a horrible call but saints fags acted like pussies. If they were truely the dominate team one bad call wouldn't have ruined them. The no call may have set them back but noodle arms brees literally threw the game away. Refs made bad call all the time, nature of the game. Hell, the afccg haf that rodiculous face mask call for brady but that didn't cause dee ford to forget what side of the line he should be on.

DAT FUCKING FEEN WHEN NICHIBROS (female) WINS AOTS

DAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN DA BEARS WIN DA SUPERB OWL

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Stop posting these Japanese cave drawings.

PINESOL
I
N
E
C
O
N
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A BEARS BEST FRIEND
A BEARS BACK SCRATCHER BRO

Aside from the patriots what teams deserve their ring(s) the least?

Wow this general is garbage.
Half the posts here are pure spam, 1/4 are porn shit, and the remaining 1/4 is trash talking.

Where is the intellectual talk?
Making me think about going back to the nfl sub

ahem

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>the mahomes dynasty

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Every ring has an asterisk. They all deserve them.

Nice spam posts, kiddos.
Grow up. Everybody needs to report these spammers.

>football
>intelectual
Are you a faggot or something?

This. My tits are quivering in fear. Giant, massive, mantitty jello bowl jiggles at the thought of Mahomes throwing footballs. Make him stop please!!!!!

Yes, the cheatriots deserve an asterisk next to all their rings. I'm glad we agree.

Every team in existence does

I'm sure every team does agree with us, aside from the Pats of course.

your team

why yes, I am a New England Patriots fan, how could you tell?

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why yes, I am a Cowboys fan, how could you tell?

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>Hurricane Irma brushes by in 2017
>10-6 and losing by four points to the Pats in the AFCCG
>no hurricane in 2018
>5-11

Please give us some meme magic Dorian. I don't think BDN is enough. J-just don't kill us.

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Every team has asterisks for their rings.

unironically this & checked

Do you want to complain or add to the discussion? Youre adding to the problem retard. IMAGINE BEING >THIS UN SELF AWARE

My bad

What? Why? That makes no sense. You uh making no sense boy

Too late, you are now banned. Use that time to think about your actions AND their consequences.

>jags win owl
>but all their fans are dead
This would be epic, the best of both worlds.

Real question sp/ bros: who has better season? Raiders or Bucs?

Raiders by a fucking longshot. At least they're fun to watch half the time.

Bucs. Arians is a good coach.

raidniggers are going to the super bowl

Bucs, famous jameis gonna dab on the NFC South

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just kicked KC's ass with the chargers in madden
Im thinking chargers should be my AFc team to follow for the season, but I know theyre gonna get trashed in playoffs

I bought madden 20 and refunded it after 2 hours
trash ass game

>Brady ties the Steelers for 6 rings
>1st game of the next season is vs the Steelers

I feel bad for the Steelers about to get embarrased and get the 6rings rubbed in their faces knowing 7th Brady ring is coming soon.

Green gay on seething watch

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how come no one ever talks about the minnesota miracle anymore????

Overshadowed by the (no-)call heard round the world.

Not as impressive as the Mississippi Miracle.

youtube.com/watch?v=gHbzQoXuxdU

Because the Vikings, after sneaking into the championship game thanks to a moment of madness in the divisional game, were absolutely spanked by the Eagles in their own stadium.

>green gay
OH NONONONOOOOOO

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Remember when Jordan Hicks broke Tony Romo's collarbone twice in the same season?

the Pats are going to the owl this year
knock on wood if you're with me

>2013 peyton had the best regular season of any QB ever
>2015 peyton was lethargic and had to be carried across the line by his defense to a ring

what happened in those two years???

too many chicken parms

Remember when Tony Romo died literally 2(two) snaps into the preseason?

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the non-existent pass interference that was called on (I think) stephen gilmore after the chefs fumbled which would have put brady in a prime position to end the game right there was worse than that flag for hitting brady.

he was on borrowed time after the colts nearly ended his career like how they ended luck's. the naturally wear-and-tear caught up to him in those two years.

Pats and hell yeah I’m working tomorrow. I’m doing a double and it’s holiday pay 16 hours gonna be a breeze

Yeah Based Avril

Redskins unironically have the best runningback corps are a great defense.

That Romo hit single-handedly convinced me that the average person would literally die from playing any contact position for a full game

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*and a great defense, not are.

What a shitty slide by Romo
Maybe but Romo kinda fucked himself first by scrambling and then with his half assed back bent slide. I mean accidents happen and he probably didn't mean to do that but there's a lot of normal sized people who survive the NFL everyday.

>you now remember the river city relay

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mahomes is literally the only QB that can prevent brady from winning the AFC championship

What about the one who's beaten him in an Owl in the past two years?

Nice thread schizos thanks for reminding me to avoid this shit hole once the season starts n stick to game threads
Fucking fags

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technically no, they could not beat him in the AFC championship

His wife stopped buying him HGH

*declines*

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Loss of arm strength and confidence. It was obvious he no longer had the arm strength to get the ball where he needed to in that loss to the Chiefs in 2015. He could only 35 yards passing and was benched after throwing his 4th interception. It was pretty sad to watch.

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Brett Favre is the greatest 40 year old QB of all time

It became meaningless once they got spanked by the Eagles in the following game. Same reason that the Jermaine Kearse circus catch he made lying on his back to set up the potential game winning score for Seattle isn’t the play most people that remember from Superb Owl XLIX. Had the Seahawks won everyone would be talking about that improbable play. Instead, everyone talks about the Malcom Butler interception at the goal line to secure a Patriots 10 point comeback win against the Seahawks.

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>*blocks your path*

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*checks cards*

uh huh I'm thinking we got the best offense in the league

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Why was this thread 50 posts early?

All the tripfags, especially Old Gay and his “I won this argument”posting

Both will be injured and depleted by week 4

>best roster
>best defense
>best coach
>pro bowl qb
Seasons starting soon, it's not too late to hop on the bandwagon.

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God I hope the Packers win Thursday just to shut the fucking Bear retards up.

They lost week one last season but still won the division. Vikings and Packers have infierior rosters with first year coaches. We are inevitable.

>We are inevitable.
For a first round exit, yes.

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Did Old Gay get banned for reporting anime posters? Fucking kek

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You will be apologizing to him after a 5-1 start. If you’d like you could apologize now and understand that he is the greatest athlete to ever play a sport ever.

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*blocks your AFCCG*

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I wonder if there are people who unironically think Eli is good, let alone deserves to be in the HOF.

börds

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There's a new miracle in town

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Big qustion guys.

Arisuka, Reiders or Misatosota?

The only cool part of the whole thing is the one sideline video with crowd noise only. Otherwise forgettable.

Winners don't talk about losers

>greatest athlete to ever play a sport ever.
Kek

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SEETHING wetback

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>eli
>athelete
Does he even work out?

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>chances Zeke plays against the gnats
15%

I can't wait to try this tomorrow

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If anything you should hope he doesnt. They dont need him for either of the first 2 games and hes not game ready, he will get injured making it all worthless

Your game got weak in the offseason, kiwi. You're not nearly as provocative as you used to be.

Since the raiders have 4 quarterbacks, do they really just have one whole back now?

>eating ice cream
what are you, a woman?

Okay, okay. (You)

He was implying he has to go back to work tomorrow you fucking brilliant genius.

seriously he's like an even worse version of Max Kellerman

kiwi, you've lost your edge man.

Bengals

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If nothing else I can take comfort in them having the best uniforms.

Based

>I can't wait to try going back to work tomorrow
Makes perfect sense.

Yes! I am a fan of the New England Patriots!

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it was ironic

Based!

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I really want to hope that we'll see them turn a new leaf during actual play this season, that Taylor, Callahan and Anarumo are saving the best. [spoiler]I know it's almost certainly false hope, but it's necessary.[/spoiler]

based /nesn/friends

You might actually be retarded. You are aware that ice cream is real, and it is officially released to the public tomorrow, right? He wasn't being ironic or speaking figuratively.

I have mentally prepared for a 6-10 season. It has an abstract sort of comfiness desu.

You are blind to the art of shitposting.

The most exciting thing the Bengals can hope for is starting with an impressive record like last year before they inevitably revert to 6-10.

I think that's there floor, but if they can avoid getting put through a wood chipper again I think they can do at least 8-8, if not 9-7. I still doubt that's enough for any WC ambitions considering the rest of the division but it would be a promising return on investment for Taylor.

>I was merely pretending to be retarded
Wow, ya got me. Very epic.

NFL network is reporting that they’re not even close to a deal. Lmao at the cowboys.

>I think they can do at least 8-8, if not 9-7.
>Bengals
Pick one and only one. Their absolute CEILING this year, tippity top of maximum potential, is 7-9. That's if a bunch of games swing their way in dramatic fashion. They are practically guaranteed 3-13 to 6-10.

Thread related comment on the outside, merely pretending on the inside.

Yeah, I prefer to be conservative with my predictions, but I think the ceiling is somewhere around what you said.

Which buffalo rb is gonna come out on top?

I'm pretty sure they'll have Singletary learn from Gore and Yielden until he has a clear grip on the group, which could happen as early as week one.

I give them the games against SF, Buffalo, Arizona, Oakland, the Jets, and Miami.
Losses against Seattle, the Rams, New England, and Jacksonville.
That's 6-4 without the division.
Being generous and giving them a split with Baltimore and Cleveland, that's the 8-8 scenario. 9-7 happens if they manage to meme a second win over either of them. They're defintiely not beating Pittburgh.

This seems reasonable

Here's to hoping for the best, user.

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Amen to that, cheers senpai

I'd give the 50/50 to the Bills over the Jets. I can't see them losing to the Raiders though. They improved but not THAT much.

I'd be fine saying they're both 50% games, but that's still 4-12 to 6-10, which I think is a fair assessment of the Bengals.

Don't get me wrong, any team can surprise and do well. There's going to be at least 1 team this year that nobody saw coming like the Lions or Bills or something. It happens every year. I really, really doubt the Bengals are that team, though.

got a link to that

We'll just have to see. They didn't adjust the defensive roster nearly as much as they should have, but replacing Austin with Anarumo can only benefit the existing talent. I've got faith that the Oline might actually do something close to its job with Jordan there and the adjustments they made (other than keeping Hart). If they can make the most of their weapons they might just do something.

NOOO john denney is released

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>BREAKING: Patriots are placing rookie first-round pick N'Kea Harry on injured reserve, per source. Harry has battled an ankle injury during the summer. He is expected to return this season.
>@AdamShefter

>Patriots now are re-signing WR Demaryius Thomas to a one-year deal, per source. Thomas was released with the idea of returning.
>@AdamSchefter
kek, the undefeated season is back on.

It should say N'Keal, but Schefter is an absolute sperg and misspelled his name.

Reminder to join the /nfl/ pick'em! Make your picks week to week, or do the whole season at once, and see how well you can pick 'em against other anons.

Password: Rosepink

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>rosepink
fucking newfags i swear

>Harry on IR
for FUCK sake

All shefter does is copy paste from his messages to his Twitter.

Not a huge deal. Gives him more time to digest the playbook and get up to speed.

is there an app version or nah

Short term IR, he'll be back week 8. And it makes room for DT.

liked him coming out, this sucks.

Its not like he's out for the season, I would argue that its a good thing for Harry.

i dont get it

>Harry on IR
God damnit...No more 16-0 :^(

back in the day the password for anything and everything was "shaw"

You're an injured, Harry.

He will be ready in 8 weeks and they have time to see what they have with DT and Gordon.
If they both hit the rest of the league is fucked.

It's so cute you think you can beat the 49ers.

>you
>implying I'm a Bengals fan when I have them going 4-12 to 6-10
top kek. but yeah, the 49ers are going to fail to live up to everyone's expectations this year when we finally get absolute proof jimmy is a bust. 6-10 season incoming.

What are you talking about?

Everyone expects the 49ers to fail this year.

Old Bay(sed)

Jerking yourself raw to fantasy is still adorable since it has nothing to do with reality.

>Everyone expects the 49ers to fail this year.
Which is why everyone has them as their dark horse wild card, right?

You mean the newfag that got a three day vacation?
I mean, I don't know, its possible that Jimmy G might be good again.

>this delusional california lesbian thinks the 49ers are actually going to be good this year
thanks for the giggle m8

I have them going .500. Not great, but not terrible.

>nfcw is going to have 3 teams .500 or above
nah

What are you talking about? Everyone has the Rams and Seahawks atop the division and has the Packers and Bears in the playoffs.

>The dirt farming irrelevant fly over thinks the team with the deepest D-line, deepest running back corps, top 10 QB, and most promising receiving corps all lead by the finest offensive mind since Bill Walsh isn't going to pull off upset after upset on their way to a play off push

>implying I live in a flyover
>implying jimmy g is anywhere near sniffing top 10
>implying all of the stuff you just implied
if you aren't an intentional parody, that's pretty sad

I feel like you haven't been paying attention. Even a normie like Colin Cowherd has been playing them up as a playoff team.

The cardinals are going 3-13, the 49ers are going 7-9, the rams are going 9-7, and the hawks are going 11-5

Lol did shitbay get banned?

It's OK, you can be ashamed of where you live. What team has a deeper D-line, a more crowded running back room, and a better QB?

Most likely for Rule 7, like a newfag.
The Patriots?

I gave a sensible chuckle

>It's OK, you can be ashamed of where you live.
I can, but I have no reason to be. I live on the coast. I'd be more ashamed if I were playing up a team that is inevitably going to miss the playoffs this year.

unironically the Redskins.

Eagles

YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO BE AS ELITE AS POSSIBLE

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I don't really have a lot of strong feelings for the 49ers either way but I did enjoy some schadenfreude when Jimmy G got hurt early. Seemed poetic considering the unwarranted hype around him considering he hadn't done anything yet in his career. Also the 9ers fans got what they deserved for cheering when CJ Beathard got hurt the year before.

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Still being ambiguous indicates a level of shame. I don't blame you really.

If they miss the play offs it will be because other divisions are better or they have more injuries than they can keep up with. Just like last year.

>other divisions are better.
>or injuries.
so it is not an, "if," then.

Hoyer Destroyer signed a 3 year deal with the Clots

I do hope you stick around and get your shit pushed in.

>Still being ambiguous indicates a level of shame
If you'd just openly said "please tell me where you live/your team so I can try to talk shit about your team", I would have told you. Trying to weasel it out with this weak manipulation will not be rewarded. Ask nicely, and I shall reveal.

>If they miss the play offs it will be because other divisions are better

>If we lose, it's because other teams were better
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

>get sacked over 45 times, and still throw for 4,300 yards and the fewest interceptions of your career
15-1 gnats here we come.

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>be jimmy g.
>get two free rings for doing absolutely nothing.
>get a $137 million dollar contract with almost $90 million of it guaranteed after winning five games against the bears, the texans, the titans, the jaguars, and the rams (after they rested all of their starters).
has any player ever had an easier nfl career?

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Lofty company. But their D-line isn't as deep.
The shell of All-day and Guice against Coleman, Breida, Mostert, and eventually McKinnon? And isn't your QB Keenum?
Outside of an old Fletcher Cox and Brandon Graham who's left from the superbowl on the line? Wentz is as injury prone as Jimmy G. And their Running backs are no where as good as a unit.

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Whats his record as a starter?

Still hiding out of shame? Too bad really. Just afraid to own who your team is so you can take cheap ambiguous shots against mine is a cowards way. Coward.

>pff.com/news/pro-explaining-dallas-cowboys-rb-ezekiel-elliotts-2018-pff-grade

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Jerry Jones hit piece on Zeke right on schedule.

Again, if you'd just ask nicely, I'd tell you. You could take all the shots and criticize all you want. But since you're trying this pathetic manipulation stuff, I don't feel compelled to tell you.

>new Mgła album out
>football starting this week
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>I'm too much of a pussy to nut up and own my stinky shit so I'm going to act like a faggot and blame you for calling me out

He can't be any worse than Luck was

>Graham/Curry/Sweat
>Cox/Jernigan
>Jackson/Ridgeway
>Barnett/Hall/Miller
Stacked as fuck. Also, Wentz is not injury prone. The injuries he's had will not effect him going forward. And the running backs are solid. Sanders is a stud, Howard is solid, Sproles is still great, and Clement is healthy and very useful.

Oh..Hey guys

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>The shell of All-day and Guice against Coleman, Breida, Mostert, and eventually McKinnon?
Also Thomspon and eventually Bryce Love, and the answer is yes.
> And isn't your QB Keenum?
Keenum is unironically better than Jimmy G.
Also. not a Redskins' fan.

But you haven't called me out. You got upset because it's obvious the 49ers are shit this year, and you want to be able to take shots at my team so you've been trying to goad me into telling you.

If you'd just asked me what my team was, I would have told you. That offer still stands. But I'm not going to reward these low level manipulation attempts.

Surprisingly accurate

Yes, yes, it's someone else's fault you're a coward and ashamed. We already went over this, what else?

But I'm not a coward or ashamed. I'm willing to share that information with you. I'm just not going to reward your own indirect, cowardly behavior. If you want to know where I live or know my team, ask me.

Graham, Cox, Jernigan, sure. Going to disagree about everyone else.

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absolute SHIT list

>reward
What could a shit posting faggot possibly have anything of interest to say? I hope you stick around during the season so I can laugh at you.

Jackson is very good. Ridgeway is very solid for a fourth string.
Barnett has been improving and could breakout this year. Curry is a solid backup, and Hall looked great in preseason (I know, we'll see if it continues, but still). And Sweat has the ability to be a force if he takes a step this year.

2 former Brady backups? That means they must be good right, being around all the greatness? Lol, Colts in tank mode.

Surprinsgly not absolute SHIT list

>Mississippi miracle

Did someone graduate high school?

Let me help you. Only a Vicuck fan could possibly conduct themselves this way.

I post here regularly, so if you make yourself known, I'll be here to discuss the season with you. And incase you ever want to know my team or what state I live in, I'll be ready to tell you when you summon up the courage to ask.

>Vikings fan
>living in a coastal city
Reading comprehension.

Minnesota lives rent free in /nfl/s head

What team do you support lad?

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The Patriots. I live in Massachusetts.

They're lying about where they're from, friend.

nah the horsie jumps over pieces

Who's better, Favre or Rodgers?

Rodgers is better at being a team cancer surrounded by talent his entire career and still can't produce consistently

Favre is one of the greatest multi-team QBs of all time

They're both considered about the same, I think? Favre was an all or nothing ball slinger that always wanted to make big plays, and often did, but also turned it over a lot. Rodgers is the inverse: he's stable and cautious and rarely turns over the ball and is considered the most talented passer. General consensus is most Packers guys preferred playing with Favre as a leader even though Rodgers is probably a better talent.

So take your pick.

>aaron rodgers, king of the gays

Favre

They are around the same but probably Favre.

Favre

Easily Rodgers.

How should I feel about the Saints chances this year /nfl/? There were a few roster moves in the offseason, but the team is mostly intact with the only major departures being Mark Ingram and Max Unger.
Can they sustain the success from last year, or is their schedule too tough?

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Lol no, not easily. I can absolutely tell you were born in the late 90s

It really depends on if Cam can stay healthy and how the Falcons work out.

either a real short memory or dumb casual

yuck, you couldnt find a cheerleader or something to post instead?

>Rodgers is better at being a team cancer surrounded by talent his entire career and still can't produce consistently

You can say literally the same thing about Favre.

NEW

>still can't produce consistently
>statistically the best QB in NFL history when it comes to TD/INT ratio and QB Rating

???

>Raiders to place peterman on IR
it's over Raidbros we were too cocky

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...

Rodgers is way more accurate and just has mobile and powerful of an arm as Favre.

Favre was a better leader and had a Magic aura around him and all around a more likable guy. (Other than when he was a complete ass at the end of his Packer career.)

So in terms of talent Rodgers, likability Favre. Take your pick.

Their playstyles are vastly different, but Farve was a better leader and not (as much) as a lockerroom cancer.

Favre currently though I think Rodgers will pass him.