/heem/ - Mat Edition

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>Get the deed
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>Colby offends disabled community
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>UFC feared the samurai
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>Mir: My feet hurt
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Champ Shit Only

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win was a fluke.

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>ufc 107er
>still consider myself caz

>09/14 - UFC Fight Night 158 - Cowboy/Gaethje
>09/21 - UFC Fight Night 159 - Yarear/Stephens

Very nice.

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youtu.be/Flj_FgV7duQ
Rich Piana vs Kimbo Slice who wins?

Lost weight. Had sex.

Thanks for bullying me into a better life /heem/

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How can you like that nutcase? Did you listen to her on the Rogan Podcast? She talked about being clearvoyant and sensing energies. She didn't sense Conor throwing the Dolly through the window did she. She is a prime nutcase.

Romero still beat your ass though, faggit

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Imagine what weili does to joanna and rose, bros...

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For a while I've been wondering why Costa appeals to you people! I've also been wondering who he truly looks like until this moment.

BEHOLD! Now you can not unsee!

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loses, that's what

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Based and menudopilled

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Probably loses handily because she's short

I'm still mad that she cut her hair!

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Rich heems kimbo easily.

No matter how bad it gets, just remember that it could always be worse. You could be a deformed chinpanzee-looking fathead with epilepsy and an eating disorder and live in a cave in Dagestan with your obese wife.

>deformed chinpanzee-looking fathead

Couldn't agree more, picture related, fren.

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I want to be attracted to Rose but I can't, what the fuck is so offputting about her?

Too me she just seems really sad. Unfixably so.

Maybe you like women of the more Eastern variety.

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i've examined that as well and have determined that it is simply her lack of hair. she already has a weird shaped head the bald head makes her look like an alien.

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She recembles a 10 year old boy, only gay pedophiles like Pat Berry are attracted to her.

>what the fuck is so offputting about her?
The fact that she got slammed on her fucking head LMAO

>Featherweight
>Lightweight
>Welterweight
>Middleweight

Literally the only divisions that matter

youtu.be/cEXZ-WlTV7k
Is this the most brutal heeming of all time?

I wonder if anybody has ever reported this stuff to the police that blue guy obviously has issues

Comments Section: "He really BLUE this one".

top jej

Radiates mental illness

She's a legit mental midget. That hair cutting is really a symptom of something deeper.

She has a bit of a burn victim and a FAS baby aesthetic.

She talks like a darkie.

this is dysgenic as heck

>bobby bipolar
deserves to be heemed for this name alone

Khabib is undefeated.
Khabib will retire undefeated.

Cope.

>clearly has existing mental issues
>probably made worse with drug use
>getting CTEd repeatedly
This dude is basically broke ass BJ Penn

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Yeah, her mental is fucked, probably doesn't help that she get sexually abused as a kid or whatever happened to her, it was apparent that she was damaged when she got PTSD from Conor throwing a dolly at a bus, I feel kinda bad for her. I don't even think I could pump and dump her.

Yeah, they're pretty good, I have an affinity towards Western Asian women, I think it's the skin tone.

Even then she still looks weird, without hair she looks ok I think but not attractive, with hair she still looks like an average woman, she just looks GOOFY

Yeah, I guess.

REAL and TRUE, I'd still fuck some people who are a bit "off" but Rose is just a weirdo.

Rose grew up in the same area as the Pettis brothers, it's just a low income area with a lot of black people so she just adopted that way of speaking.

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+1 to my filter

you JUST KNOW

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>This dude is basically broke ass BJ Penn
At least bj penn was a good fighter and is rich

CHRISSY BLAIR

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>I have an affinity towards Western Asian women, I think it's the skin tone.
I think its the soi

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Also the fact they've never met one

*spinning bird kicks you

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In an ideal world all the WMMA fighters would look like this

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absolute minx

Is this a shop? Dana’s arms look twice as long as his legs.

I AM vegan

I lost my virginity to a Persian girl :)

No it's legit. He has the genetics of a black man.

no. his legs are normal sized but the angle makes it look like they are shorter because he's sitting on a very low to the floor chair.

Oh so you're one of those dildos that's repurposing the term "Asian". Heem yourself.

back up doot

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How about you come over here and treat me like a bitch

Conor wins the rematch, the story, the 3rd round, and our hearts

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She would get ptsd if a turd didn't flush the first time. She is mentally insane, just watch her in Rogan's podcast. She talks about being clearvoyant and sensing energies in the air. Mentalcase.

throw it baby

In all fairness it seems like you're on the opposite end of the spectrum in a bad way

Feeling froggy? Jump.

Ribbit ribbit

You're just being silly, Persian means Iranian mainly no? Iran isn't West Africa, it's East Asian. There are Asians in Russian dumbass. Does that mean I can't call native Russian Asain because they live in Russia, no it doesn't.

You can't expect someone who grew up the way she did to have all her marbles if you know what I mean, plus a lot of people believe in that kinda stuff, it doesn't really hurt anyone.

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So are the chinks actually good at mma or is Dana fixing this shit to tap that massive market?

I heard you goofs have been talkin shit?

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You're being intentionally obtuse. It'll be your downfall, little man.

It's so surreal randomly seeing Schaub in TUF clips.

youtube.com/watch?v=sM0V4DyGYaY

Hmmmm gee I wonder should I refer to thousands of years of history or just one ufc event headlined by small women hmmmm let me ponder

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>tfw no heemcord invite

For believing that all mediums are bullshit artists? If she is clearvoyant why didn't she switch seats before the Dolly came through the window.
I grew up where Swedes were a minority. Not a single girl I knew grew up to claim they were clearvoyant. Go on and have a listen to her on Joe rogan's podcast.

Little did we know that he could heem them all at the same time.

If Schaub joined the UFC in his prime he would have been a champ whether it was LHW or HW.

>chinks have been doing UFC for 1000s of years

Why are burgers so fucking dumb?

Five more days until Dustin dethrones Kutbib!

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GOAT sheem?

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You seem scared. I'd heem you easy.

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>ufc is the only place fighting occurs
Why was defeating Britain so easy? Why are all brittish fighters such utter pusys?

discordapp.com/invite/E3aBzQT
here pal

You can try, you won't be succesful. And if we fight in USA your hospital bill will leave you bankrupt.

Imagine that huh, my right hook will leave a man bankrupt and CTE'd.

What were they watching?

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Ok, do you not consider a Persian girl Asian? If not it's obviously a colloquialism them, same way you hear older Americans use the term oriental to describe Asians.

Asia spans from Northern Asian AKA Eurasia (Russia) to East Asia (Japan, China, Korea) to South Asia (Thialand, Malysia, Philippines) to West Asia (India, Bangladesh, Pakistan), Iran is included in Western Asia because it for sure isn't in Africa. But you're eqauting "Asian" to be Eastern Asian and not Asia as a whole.

Now try typing that without shaking uncontrollably

WAIT WHAT I HAD NO IDEA! You know what you're doing you dishonest pusy. You're filtered. Bye little man.

They look so happy to be there.

Thats one scary zipperhead

Eh, maybe it's a cultural thing. When I saw the podcast I didn't wanna watch it, wasn't particularly interested in it, plus I think Pat is really irritating to watch, embarassing really.

Grow up.

Colby called ICE on those jobbers that's why he always has a new girl. Uses his sex appeal to uphold the law. Big respect.

colby colbs

the white man's champion

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Lighten up your mood this morning with this one funny video:

youtube.com/watch?v=8fvgUWqdiZ0

When is dana gonna make a 165 division? I cant keep making this 156 cut guys

Don't be scared homie, I won't hurt you unless you swing first.

Which fighter are so I can skip your fight

>i won't hurt you*
FTFY soiboi swede

The one where you guys keep adding "poo" and "pee" to my name.

>>cuckcord

Fuck you Asturbator

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Lmao what the fuck is this

Be more specific so we can add "fat"

>The only WW I see Khabib losing to is Usman
who is?
>Maia
>Gunnar
>Alhassan
>Edwards
>Ponzinibbio
>Luque
>Silva
>Neal

Frank Mir is the thinking man's fighter.

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Khabib is scared of Askren.
Debate me.

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Khabib would KO asskren with a flying knee.

Askren is 0-2 in the UFC with a 5 second loss and an embarrassing slam so he is a step up from the majority of Khabib s opponents

Zhang unironically looked better vs Torres and Andrade than Rose

I'm probably the biggest Khabib fan on this board, but if Dustin dethrones Khabib, I wouldn't even be mad, because Dustin is genuinely a great human being and looks like he would be a great champion similar to Max. I have nothing but respect for Peahead.

Dustin made it to the 9th grade. He's like a genius compared to max.

The turk is scared, he's already coping

how do you let her elbow 3 times to the back of the head right in front of you? is the ref there to just put her in a body bag after the fight?

I have never disrespected Dustin on 4chins or anywhere else. Also, keep up with the memes, I'm Afghani now.

UFC better watch their asses. STREETBEEFS are making a solid run for the strap. Dana needs to learn from them and start prowling about inside the cage while fights are happening. He could even yell stuff at the fighters like "JUST BLEED" or "FUCK HIS ASS". Nobody would even know he copied STREETBEEFS.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kcqec5e3Zc4

If Dustin wins all champs will be American.

I don't think Dana wants diabetes like those guys have though

Redpill me on Ali?

How the fuck does he manage half of mma's biggest names?

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The gimbal isn't supposed to be in the shot like that, right? Jesus, they can't even get a guy to take proper videos.

didn't land one clean strike. Didn't drop her. She tripped, then threw china threw two strikes that didn't land, and the ref stepped in.

For me, it's Joanna Jedrzejczyk

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By being based and having major dirt on Dana.

Ali literally manages half the champs in the UFC.

Rose is a 6/10 at best back home

Hes pretty smart and a weasel and sells his fighters on this "were a family" thing. Hed be a great cult leader but instead uses his wit to generate money and fame.

Ali is pretty based

what's even the point of watching any weight division below light heavyweight?

>what's the point in watching any division that's better than LHW and HW?
I don't know buddeh

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The point is watching actual talent, not fat bums and steroid cans.

it's like going to the squirrel fight at the colosseum when the next event is the hippos

manlet cope

Perry's unstoppable

I bet Jessica CHADrade fucks 10/10 innie pussies behind her troglodyke wife's back

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why is Ortega and Zombie not being announced yet

Lightweight has the most talent, the most drama and the biggest draws.

I did crazy well betting on all Chinese fighters for the last event. This time I'm thinking Khabib + Islam + Muslim will all win. Inshallah

Ortega is ducking
Zombie vs Emmett is rumored by shitty Twitter accounts

Uhm?

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inshallah brother

*African American

Vero Beach reporting in. Hey Coral: Holy mother of Christ the bahamas looks like current state ryan jimmo.

I'm retiring from picks new guy you're better at it anyway.

Based

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>Zombie vs Emmett
works for me

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>Muslim
Muhammad is the safer bet

Dasatin "Al Almas" Poiriayh will heem the infedel Khabib
27-1 Inshallah

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Junie Browning

8-4

probably should be 7-5 desu

Inshallah he will win too, but I'm going with the Dagestani Kung Fu King over a Palestinian raised around kuffar in the U.S.

I thought I could get in and out by making huge money on Zhang Weili, but it turns out there's this thing called "rollover requirements" so it looks like I'll be sucked into this game for a while.

Put over a grand on khabibi, /heem/'s Dustin Chads will rejoice in my tears if he gets dabbed on.

based and dustinpilled

how surprised would you be if dustbin pulls out

imagine thinking this fight wasn't fixed

fuck,kill,marry

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I knew Andrade was going to lose when they showed her staring down Weili. It's incredibly retarded to play the intimidation game against a person who is on some thai juice and hasn't lost in years

just fuck off alex

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Pretty sad knowing there were people in the last thread who actually think Luke Rockhold can still beat Jon Jones despite being completely flushed. There really are some cazzies among us.

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>I'm not surprised motherfucker

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He needs to end up the same way rockhold did

>everyone's a can
>one can can't beat another

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Imagine banging a white girl for the south african republic, and claiming you banged an "african girl"
Asian implies race not the fucking continent you dumb goof
Ur country trying to mask arab/muslim gangs as asian is hilarious

Rockhold is one of the easiest matchups for JJ. Won't be able to do anything to him. Can't use karate stance, can't use kicks, can't use bjj.

He is already a top 10 heavyweight

Tony looking like he's in the "I'd Do Anything For Love" music video.

youtube.com/watch?v=DVIcNzhytXo
/HEEM/BEDDED

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Tony is fucking nuts
Why didnt dana force him to hospitalize

Why does Dana hate him so much?

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Inshallah nobody pulls out and we will see great victories for Dagestan and the Ummah

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Is Megan lesbian?

Inshalllah brother

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>injured
>ducks fighters
>has autism

>Betting
Estagfirullah
May allah guide you away from the shaitan
Or you will burn in jahanam

UFC 241 replay on ESPN+ now

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UFC just uploaded Khabib vs McGregor to YouTube.

youtu.be/DVIcNzhytXo

you can so how conor with one foot was winning the first round won the third and won the story fuck muslims and niggers disgust me so much

>Jon is a can

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I dunno but I'm about to turn her into one *zzziiiiipppp*

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Every judge gave him the third and you're a dick rider if you actually think Conor won the first.

Khabitch NurmSHITPOOOOOOOOOOOMEDFUCKSHIT

because he can see thru all danas yiddish tricks

No

Kill. Marry. Kill.

Ok, I get it, you speak English as a second language, you're struggling a bit but I'll explain it easily so you can understand. In ENGLAND, the country that INVENTED the language you have the PRIVILGE of speaking doesn't exclusively refer to Eastern Asians as Asian, Asian encompasses a wide variety of countries and ethnicities as I previously stated

My brother, I want to withdraw my money and use it for zakat, but the kuffars running this cursed website are forcing me to gamble more before I can take out my money.

O Allah (SWT), most beneficent, most merciful, please have mercy on this dinner and allow me to reach the $10k rollover requirement without losing my gains.

>Ameeeeeeen

>Dinner instead of sinner

Fucking cutbib will miss weight and I'll be hosed, God damn it

Weili heems her

thawts?

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Based

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My wmmommy for sure

Tony is so weird and funny right guys

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they shouldn't do a card in the middle east.
ARABS AND ESPECIALLY RICH ARABS ARE HT EMOST DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING ON EARTH
trust me I worked in 5 stars hotel, I've seen thingd that would make an indian puke

Oh my, a racist French guy, /quelle surprise/

All rich people are disgusting, it's one of the main perks.

I'm still a Ben Askren fan.

one bug year is the equivalent of 1000 human years.

Asian is a race
Asia is a continent
You're the only country, pretty sure only english speaking country too, for refers to arabs as asians
tearm asian gangs is missleading in the eyes of the whole world
Not even arabs call themself asian
Its my third language you uneducated chav

Shevchenko and Cejudo are already in Abu Dhabi for the ufc staged confrontantion

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come on you know the truth
arabs and chinese are dirty
arabs literally shit on rugs in parisian hotel just for fun and call you to clean in front of them then throw you 20€ while lauging

Jinns already poisoned your soul
There is no comming back for you my brother

>married a fucking pig

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Yep, Dustin already won the story

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Imagine being a baby and getting to suck on those milkers all day

Why did Conor open up the Khabib fight leaning his upper body way back? Looked like he was concerned about theatrics/aesthetics or some shit.

He was. For him it was just another money making session

streamable.com/9w3g6

>arabs literally shit on rugs in parisian hotel just for fun and call you to clean in front of them then throw you 20€ while lauging
Absolutely based. Fuck the Poouropean cumskins.

Khabib vs. Conor free fight

youtu.be/DVIcNzhytXo

The madlads actually did it. Can we expect 20 million views by Saturday?

youtu.be/yBZ4gHpHpos

>Can we expect 20 million views by Saturday?
Khabib has 15.5m views vs Michael Jackson. If this fight gets less views, then it will be proof than Canor is no longer a draw.

Can't wait for The Diamond to end the khabib meme and the tony meme

>Porier beating tony
lmao kid

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey brather, there's an endless strap to rediscover

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Dude I really don't think Dustin is gonna win this one buddy I hate to say it

by allah dusthammad "the diamond sheikh" poireamanajadamazerbanijamanamahajiazkhsmachmed (pbuh) shall cleanse kumar's kuffar throat with a purifying saudi sheik sized shit snake

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Came here just to post this. Wtf.

Alalalmaluldilulialalalilulamdilulah my brother, Dast Al-Ah'Bin Bin-Salaman Nek Sho Pohammad Aisharier will behead Khalabib al-Kuffar in the name of peace

That's really messed

takbir

I think Mcgregor's 3rd round was pretty good and I thought he would have gained momentum because Kabob was gassed as well.What happened?
youtube.com/watch?v=DVIcNzhytXo

nothing happened, khabib just decided to stand up with him for a bit to see what would happen

Dustin is Tony's worst matchup in the entire division

HOLY SHIT! THE MAD LAD DANA RELEASED IT!

I remember the UFC gave a heart to one guy in the comments asking for the UFC to release it! THEY DID IT! #BASED

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heem is an islamic board
allah bless my brothers in faith

Khabib won the 3rd tbqh. Landed the harder shots. He wasn't tired, just wanted to demoralize Conor further.

Khabib was coasting that round. That's why he finished Conor the next round. Khabib also coasted the third against Iaquinta.

That baby is Dustin, he gets to suck on them all day when he's recovering from his fights.

Lucky guy.

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It was definitely a close round. The judges still gave Conor round 3, but it wasn't a dominant round by any means. Every judge gave Khabib a 10-8 in round 2 and they gave him round 1.

He coasted because he was gassed. Khabib is a 3 round fighter. That's part of the reason why well conditioned grinders like Dustin and Tony beat him.

Based

I really don't hate Khabib that much, it's just annoying how Conor comes up every time Khabib is mentioned. Conor is essentially retired at this point.

Yes I agree. He's only been in two 5-rounders. All his other best wins were 3 round fights. Will be interesting to see what happens in the later rounds this weekend if Dustin can weather the early storm (which I think he can because his jui jitsu is slept on).

Does /heem/ believe in God?

Of course, I even drink his brand of whiskey

That's exactly what will happen, I think Dustin will get smashed for the first 2 rounds, weather the storm, then start lighting up a gassed khabib who can no longer consistently take him down. 3-2 unanimous decision for dustin. And tony would finish khabib.

for me its dust al americani bin poirallah
its annoying ufc is squeezing CANner in every video they post
La ilaha illa Allah Mohammadun Rasulu Allah

Based brother

breddy sure askren bulldog choked robbie lawler to a near death state in their match. in fact, he flushed the rest of lawlers braincells that he had left from the lack of oxygen, which is why he looked so confused and stupid against colby.

This general fell off pretty badly since last year

.t picked cowboy
tony is literally superior in every aspect, your only argument may be “he has good boxing and hits hard” but tony can manager that easily with his reach advantage

Where is Leon Edward's plastic belt? He beat RDA too and did it more convincingly

/heem/ hasn't been good since coral springs got perma'd back in 2017

also the real worst matchup for tony I think is conor because he has actual accuracy to clip his chin enough times to get him out

heem was good back before spammy spammed
i remember people being genuinely nice
it was before gooby era, before spainsperg sperging

I'm beginning to dislike Khabib more and more because of all the muslim cazzies he attracts in youtube comment sections shitposting about cannor and spouting reddit memes. I hope he loses a fight soon so the herd will thin out a bit and I can go back to creaming over them leg triangles in peace, inshallah.

Dustin's boxing is slick enough to capitalize on Tony's horrible defense and he's got the power to hurt Tony bad and the patience to actually finish him. And he's too durable and well conditioned for Tony to rely on just breaking him down with pressure like Holloway tried to do. Horrible matchup for Tony, Tony likely gets finished early.

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Wtf is that name. Stipes a christian.

cringe

>He's durable
Ah m8, he gasses out in the championship rounds. He gassed against Holloway. He's hardly this unbeatable Juggernaut, Tony mogs him like he's mogged every other LW in his path.

jesus was muslim

Prolly cost him his entire fight purse for this 10 minute interview

Yeah I liked Khabib prior to 229, but you're right about all the cazzies he attracted and it's solely because he beat Conor. Definitely would be happy to see him lose one. It's also annoying how the ufc is hyping him up an unbeatable as if he's cleaned out his division.

Based colby

She actually looks happy to be there.

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t.Mcgregor fans
He was popular before he submitted that overrated irish man.

Can anyone stop her?

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mobile.twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1168580039765647360

Pretty based line up

Nah Tony has worse matchups in that division. I think Gaethje would be a toss up because they'd both fight in a phone booth early until someone gets finished. Dustin is a really good fighter, but I think Tony is a bad matchup for him. He's like a better version of Nate and Dustin dodged Nate.

I'd look happy too if all I was supposed to do was pretend to enjoy someone's company for 4 figures.

Schaub already exposed this fraud.

you are underrating Tony’s defense, he can get hit easily sometimes but he is unpredictable and can surprise dustin with elbows all night make him back up, yeah he is durable but he’s no more than tony is. also you had so watch the holloway match he is weak to pressure and believe me tony hits harder than holloway

Khabib is a cutbabby wrestler in a division full of strikers. If he ever fought another real wrestler he would get whooped. Colby would smash him.

how long did they make him do this stupid shit for?
I bet they just do it to fuck with foreigners

>Gaethje would be a toss up
My poor sides. Gaethje lost to Eddie and Poirier, and he could have lost to MJ too. He absolutely sucks and is overrated because "muh division 1 wrestling that I never use"

>he doesn't know
its ok brother
you will learn

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Why is Canby ducking Romero?

And tony gets hurt in every single fight even against washed up Pettis and Cando Vannatta. And dustin hits much harder and more accurately than them.

>McGregor fans
I was rooting for Khabib to beat Conor. I just posted about how annoying it is Conor always gets brought up when Khabib is brought up. Khabib clearly got much much more popular after the Conor fight. It was literally the biggest ppv in ufc history how couldn't he? Sure Khabib was well known by followers of mma, but turbo-cazzies had never heard of Khabib prior to him beating Conor and now all they talk about is Khabib beating Conor.

>t.Mcgregor fans
I literally called him Cannor in the post you replied to.
>He was popular before he submitted that overrated irish man.
Yeah, I know, because I'm a fan.. Do you even read the posts you reply to?

Made for lesbian scissoring

What's gonna happen to the NEET user that's been posting variations of "Poirier is gonna take a dump in Khabib's mouth" 24/7 for the last 2 months after Khabib 50-42s Dustin? Is he gonna off himself or is that just another one of spammy's personas that will disappear as soon as that particular mandrama narrative expires? God, Spammy is such a fucking loser and I bet he's aware of how tragic his legless life is.

Everyone gets hurt in every single fight lol. The trick is not losing and Tony hasn't lost in years.

that’s what you cazzies always say and tony still win fights everybody said cowboy could headkick him to death or knock him out, tony ate one head kick like nothing and multiple bombs from him, still busted his his face and he had to quit.

He's just gonna start spamming something else, probably related to the Whittaker/Adesanya fight, and move on after that and then the next one

Pa jer musliman ga pravijo ili sta

ITT: Dustin "the glass chin" Poirier looked good against a FW in his last fight so he's now unbeatable

He didn't get hurt against Cowboy and Cowboy has fought at WW. He was never in any danger against RDA (for 5 rounds) and RDA also fights at WW now. He really doesn't get hurt that often, it's just that the times he has been hurt get posted here very often. Plus Max came close to finishing Dustin at one point during the fight and Tony is longer and hits harder than Max and has a similar gas tank to Max. Again there's a reason Dustin ducked Nate. He doesn't want to face a long fighter with good striking (and Tony has much better striking than Nate).

She probably rides like the way she looks.[spoiler]like a horse kek[/spoiler]

Tony cheated in that fight though. He also cheated in the RDA fight and would have lost if a point was rightfully deducted for the eyepoke.

Horses don't ride you stupid fuck

Is Conduit a meme fighter?

If he loses to Mickey Gall he should unironically for real this time retire

You could switch Poirier with Khabib in that sentence lmao

Candit can't retire he has no other income source and he's too retarded to do anything else for a living.

He became famous among casuals from UFC 205

Imagine being such a worthless, pointless hack.

smijesan si pajdo
svi smo mi muslimani

According to Rogan, who said he dated a female bodybuilder once, muscular women are extremely horny all the time due to the extra testosterone.

Khabib has the best chin in the division

>Tony cheated
That's a big cope. Hits right after the bell happen very often. Jan knocked down Luke after the bell and no one called him a cheater. Tony won that fight regardless of that hit. Cowboy was clearly looking for a way out. Tony eye poked RDA, but it was obviously accidental. He even told the ref to stop the fight because he didn't want RDA to have some excuse. No one gets deducted for one eye-poke, you get a warning unless it was blatantly intentional. Name me one time a fighter lost a point after the first eye-poke.

tony didn’t cheated with cowboy fighters are not robots that automatically stop after hearing the bell that could happen to anyone and about the RDA eye poke that’s just an excuse he got outclassed bad.

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BASED

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Don't get me wrong, I think Poirier is a tougher fight than Mcnuggets but quit acting like the dude is unbeatable. I won't be surprised if he wins cause we've seen crazy things like Wonderboy getting KO'd by Pettis this year but the dude still has flawls in his game, Eddie took him down and held him down, also he tends to gas out pretty fast

Daily reminder that all the Khabib "fans" are Aldo fans.... turned Eddie Alvarez "fans" turned Khabib fans!

Conor is the reason everyone talks about him!

CONOR BLESS! I will love him forever because I don't jump bandwagons like you fucking casuals do! Prove me wrong....

Protip: You can't.

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for me it's Dallahstin al-Almas the blessed jihadi soldier of Lawayziana caliphate (pbuh)

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Wow I thought it was just "Yea Forums memes" but you look like you're up to speed with all your Islam lingo

His free fights weren't getting millions of views on YouTube prior to 223 or 219 lol. He was on the prelims so that gave him some fox sports exposure, but nothing compared to 229. 229 is what attracted the cazzies who hardly follow mma.

Well, tell us some stories then.

bismillah

In Brazilian lingo.... he's a gringo! :^)

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You would have to be blind not to see the stark difference in the youtube comments. 205 made a higher portion of MMA fans start to like him. 229 made literally every muslim in the world pretend to suddenly care about MMA. That's a big difference.

Yeah he got famous after 205 lol read what I said. Snoop Dogg reacting to his MJ fight made him super famous.

It was 48-47 lol, Tony doesn't cheat and he loses. Tony has a point rightfully deducted and it's a draw. Crediting tony with that "victory" is a joke.

> 229 made literally every muslim in the world pretend to suddenly care about MMA. That's a big difference.

You're wrong:
youtube.com/watch?v=aocerFfbWJg

KHABIB NURMAGOEATSOMETIRAMISUOV

>949,881 views

WOW!!! Kutbib is SO POPULAR!

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That's not the point being made you idiot lol

What do you think Khabibs favorite dessert is? If you had to guess randomly

Kutbib Nevermakesweightdov

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cope

With you being an idiot? Happily no my good sir :)

*SMESH*

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Then make your point, brainlet!

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Shit... Shiekh style

Yeah, what would I know, I just live in a Muslim country with a huge Khabib fanbase. Silly me.

You're talking to a different person, you literal idiot!

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He got much more popular after 229 is my point. I know people who know nothing about mma who know who Khabib is now and prior to 229 they had no idea who he was. Snoop is popular, but not that many people pay attention to him anymore. He mostly just talks about weed and the black Israelites now. It turns a lot of people off. He's not like he was in the early 2000s.

I laughed mang

We will now all take this to appreciate how much better Jack Slack's content is from all the rest of the MMA channels on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=gaNYmtNvbtM
and don't turn this into some shitfest about how Dustin would smoke Conor in a rematch even if that's probably true

Follow the thread of discussion I was having with "Kyrgyzstan" He was crying that Khabib didn't have Muslim fans until UFC 229, that embedded that I posted, which you didn't watch, has a bunch of Muslim fans going to AKA and serenading him. That was 4 months after UFC 205 and that was the point I was making, he was already popular with muslims before fighting Canor. I'm not even a Khabib fan but you spergs pretending to be idiots for the sake of it, actually works against you more than you think.

I am subbed and notified to him.

better than the "yeloow" guy

My alphabet soup spelled out Poirier by finish in the championship rounds

Wtf is that hairline

209 was the card he was supposed to fight Tony and it also had the Woodley Thompson rematch, which was the 205 comain and was being hyped up on espn. Both were big fights (especially Khabib vs Tony), it wasn't just Khabib being the only draw.

*take this time

>which you didn't watch

I watched it the day it came out, I'm subbed to the UFC and I've had my channel since 2007.

Trust me..... Khabib exploded in popularity after beating Conor.

Debate me.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRZpkFB3ZM0

Half chimp, have arab.... or the same thing i guess! :^)

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chimp style. that's why he has chimp strength.

Are you trying to say Woodley was the draw of UFC 209? My sides lol

Heh, me too

So how does Islam work, will khabib have to commit ritual suicide after dustin finishes him in front of his father and the entire Muslim world?

Or you could be (you)

>If he loses to Mickey Gall
impossible

He's getting tapped early

First and foremost I'm a UFC fan.... then a 155lb division fan... then a Conor fan.

I've been following Kutbib since he used to fight ONCE every two years... and taking time off because of "Ramadan".

He was never popular and his record was getting padded.

Aside the muslims there's a ton of Aldo fans who are still mad he lost to Conor. Then they became Eddie "fans" and now Khabib fans.

Khabib fan base is so toxic I had to stop supporting khabib. I had tons of hopes for him while RDA was the champ.... until Conor moved up in weight.

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tl;dr
Sperg

>Has a bunch of Muslim fans serenading him
The number of Muslims in that video was less than a 100 dude it was like a couple dozen lmao. Do you have any idea of scale? Those were all American Muslims too now he has much more international fans. Showing a couple dozen people show up to support Khabib doesn't disprove what he was saying at all. His point is that after 229 he gained much more Muslim cazzie fans. Anyone who would actually show up to aka to support a fighter is probably not a cazzie.

The best shit poster in the ufc

tl;dr

Your IQ is too small to pay attention past 2 seconds.

The reality is that both Conor fanboys, Khabib fanboys are unbearable. Also fuck Tonyfags and Dustbin fans

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So now you're changing your story and saying, "It's not that much anyway" The argument was whether he had Muslim fans before or not, it's been proven that he did, at least 2 years before 229 ever happened. Now you're introducing some new autism about "worldwide fans" as if that's what I was debating, of course he gained more fans after submitting Canor, that's a no-brainer, the question is if he ever had Muslim fans to begin with. Learn how to read.

No can you read? I said it had Khabib, Tony, Woodley, and Wonderboy. Not to mention the video had under a million views. The Woodley Wonderboy fight was getting pushed big on espn too. If anything people wanted to see Wonderboy beat Woodley because of the race war appeal it had. Tony and Khabib both had decent size fan bases by then. The new embedded for 242 will easily get over a million views because Khabib is an actual draw now.

anyone who wasnt hyped for months for the khabib tony fihgt is the filthiest casual ever

Dustin's win streak is better than Tony's and he's a harder matchup for khabib than Tkny or Conor. This is the actual best fight at LW right now. Too bad reddit cazzies are obsessed with "tony's le winstreak!!!! how long must I wait xD" and normie cazzies are obsessed with the Canor rematch.

I just don't read spergy rants from numales.

I do remember that video when it came out and if you scroll down the comments you can see the comments saying just how cringe those "fans" are. Grown men holding each other's hands and acting like 12 year olds... then again muslims do tend to like little kids... maybe their minds aren't fully developed yet.

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Based.
Only Kevin Lee fans are good.

Alcogol

>numale

lololol.

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And Khabib was the main draw for 209 and Woodley was bummed out when he pulled cause he knew his PPV points would decrease.
>under a million views
That's not the point! Wow lol you people are something else...the card ended up doing poorly cause Khabib/Tony was the real main event

The argument has always been he gained much more Muslim cazzie fans after 229. Go back and read the thread. No one was saying he literally had zero Muslim fans brainlet. I haven't changed my point at all you're the one changing the point. Like I said, anyone who shows up to aka to support a fighter isn't a cazzie they're a fanboy. I don't see how you can say he didn't gain much more cazzie (including Muslim cazzie fans) fans after the biggest ufc ppv of all time tbqh.

April 1st 2018 broke me desu

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>has that picture saved on his computer
stop projecting

>He was crying
Stop projecting, I don't care about any of this MMA shit enough to fanboy over some cagefighter.
>He was crying that Khabib didn't have Muslim fans until UFC 229
I never said this at all.
>that embedded that I posted, which you didn't watch
I did.
>has a bunch of Muslim fans going to AKA and serenading him
That proves absolutely nothing as I never said he didn't have any Muslim fans before. What I said was
>229 made literally every muslim in the world pretend to suddenly care about MMA
That is not even close to implying he didn't have any Muslim MMA fans before that. Ofcourse he had.

You just completely don't read people's posts and then argue with yourself. What are we even discussing, this entire conversation is pointless.

tfw Woodley literally said "Please buy this PPV" at the weigh ins after Khabib pulled out

I have a YUGE folder for people like you.

I know that where you live you don't have access to a lot of memory not to mention I can simply type "zoomer meme jpg" and pull it up and rename it on the spot.

Try to stay on topic, this is Yea Forums not Yea Forums or /pol/ literal 12 year old.

Conor Bless!

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Can you read? This was the original post I replied to >I'm beginning to dislike Khabib more and more because of all the muslim cazzies he attracts

He has *ALWAYS HAD* muslim casual fans since long before he even fought Conor. You losers are now pretending to hate him cause he has Muslim fans when he has always had Muslim fans is what's hilarious.

Of course to normal people, this shouldn't even matter, you should only care about how he performs in the octagon but mandrama losers love to self-insert into fighters in any way they can and since you can't self-insert into Khabib you start baselessly hating him just to fit in.

Its unironically a good thing that Tony vs Khabib was cancelled so many times. Not only are both their win streaks longer now, but they are also both significantly more popular. By the time the do wnd up fighting it will be as the main event of a huge PPV and Khabib will by that point be the biggest PPV draw in the sport. Much better than them headlining a fight night or co-maining a minor PPV. This fight will have the hype and the stage it deserves.

You don't understand my point. He's a much bigger draw now. I've been saying this over and over again what don't you understand? Beating Conor made him a star. The next embedded will get over a million views easy. And obviously Woodley was mad Khabib pulled out because that meant Tony wasn't fighting either. That fight has been hyped up for awhile. Tony is a big draw too. 223 would have sold more if Tony didn't get hurt.

Doesn't matter how many casual fans Khabib has, they will all miss the card because it's on at 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday in the fall

>Tony is a draw
He wasn't a draw in 2017 lol

229 and the story of his mental health issues made him a legit draw

You are the reason /heem/ derails into Conor vs Khabib! If you scroll up you can clearly see we were talking about WMMA!

No it's because he didn't attract a bunch of cazzies until he beat Conor. Like you said, he had a bunch of Muslims so up at aka for him before 209, but are they cazzies? Do you think cazzies know aka even exists? I don't care about Muslims, but cazzies are annoying and Khabib has clearly attracted a ton after 229, many of which are Muslim. I'm not sure you can comprehend what you read tbqh.

Don't forget muzzies don't have access or money to buy a PPV and their internet is shit!

The reason the FREE fights the UFC has been putting out are getting millions of views because they are free.

Russia will broadcast the fight for free.... but that doesn't add to the ppv buy numbers.

What happened bros

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also there's nothing wrong with having picked Conor to win. Khabib's striking and ring awareness is ripe shit. it isn't at all casual to think an accurate counter puncher with decent power could TKO Khabib in the early going. Khabib has dominated almost everyone he fought but the keen observer has seen plenty of instances where he was off balance with his chin in the air flailing or over reacting to strikes, which is frustrating considering how good his training partner DC is at remaining calm in the face of slick/powerful straight hitters and using the mummy guard to get in close and tie up, Khabib simply flails his way into the clinch relying on his chin like a male Ronda but with power. but he's also the best ground and pounder in the sport and that's why he's champ.

One is worth a Billion dollars
And the other is worth 2,000 goats in the mountains of Dagestan.

>Of course to normal people, this shouldn't even matter, you should only care about how he performs in the octagon but mandrama losers love to self-insert into fighters in any way they can
Amen.

'ate WWE
luv me sum heems
simple as

I regret bringing the topic up at all. I was just shitposting about the redditty commentsections.

Every fighter has casual fans lol I don't think you know what casual means. Those men who went to AKA are casuals who only like Khabib cause he's a Muslim, and conversely there are other people who hate him cause he's a Muslim. Casuals are people who only watch UFC, so with that metric, you're most likely a casual yourself.

You aren't the problem, m8, it's that sperg who keeps debating what 20 /heem/sters already told him about khabib attracting cazzies.

If you thought Mcgregor was going to win you're an idiot. All he had was a puncher's chance, everyone has a puncher's chance, but trying to break the fight down and predicting it in his favor was rank stupidity.

Reminder Fallon Fox was beat by a mediocre WMMA biofem.

That's a different point and I was talking about him pulling out of 223. But it takes two to tango and people still wanted to see him fight Khabib in 209.

>being a fan of a guy who got dominated by Al Lipoopoo
>based
pick one

>Haha everyone is a casual
You're changing the whole argument now.

>people still wanted to see him fight Khabib in 209
Not casuals cause he was still relatively unknown in 2017.

>On April 8, 2013, Matt Mitrione, in an appearance on The MMA Hour, said that Fox was "still a man", and called Fox an "embarrassment" and a "lying, sick, sociopathic, disgusting freak". UFC "was appalled by the transphobic comments" he made,[9] and, referring to itself as "a friend and ally of the LGBT community", immediately suspended Mitrione,[10] and fined him an undisclosed amount.[11] The next day Fox issued a response stating that Mitrione "personally attacked me as a fighter, as a woman, and as a human being".[12]

I haven't changed anything; you're just struggling with a very simple argument. He had Muslim fans worldwide before he fought Conor. He got famous after 205 when he beat up MJ on free television.

BJ Penn, former world champion in two divisions, got heemed by an untrained fat drunk guy
Was MMA a meme all along?

Chances of Khabib calling Tony on the stage?

BJ Penn has a shot chin. He's hardly representative of MMA fighters as a whole.

Based unironically tobh

I want Khabib to fuck my girlfriend like a goat while I watch

Yes, /heem/ now solely dedicated to discussing the sport of iceskating.

He got heemed because the guy had SIZE and MASS. Being HUGE is everything.

Bloatmaxxing >>> training

The amount and insufferability of his casuals greatly increased after he beat Conor. It also helped solidify the whole ridiculous mythos surrounding him.

Of course it did. Prolly cause Canor fans themselves are the most insufferable fanbase in the sport and all the talk he was talking amounted to nothing cause he ended up quitting and tapping in the end.

Who will be the next fighter to bend the knee to Triple C?!

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0%, he'll simply cry after losing to Dasadin "Al-Almas" Poariayh

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Marry Brie obviously
Don't really wanna fuck either of the other two

Which fighter will you start bandwagoning after next week?

I've got money on Whittaker and then Colby next

Khabib

Moraes wins the rematch

Fuck the Olympic Gold Medal
Marry the Bantamweight Belt
And kill the Flyweight division! :^)

Triple threat match between Sperguson, Kebab, and Poostin WHEN?

i'm already a bobby knuckles and colby fan

I wasn't talking to you

Conor fans are insufferable but nothing is more insufferable than the constant regurgitation of the Khabib mythology.
>dude he fights le bears LMAO

youtu.be/byTKZayDF_0

EMBEDDED

you are now, feggit

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Alvarez was doing so good in that second Poirier fight, won the first round with constant body shots and in the second was controlling Dustin on the ground. Then he kept being dirty and threw that stupid elbow.

>bobby knuckles
Literally the most reddit tier fighter on the roster

based

FUCK KHABIB
FUCK ISLAM
DUSTIN WINS

Daily reminder Max heems Bobby because MMA math

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Dustin looks like he's going to heem Khabib

lol no. Conor is so much more than a leffand shot. In the first 2 rounds Conor (when at his best) is pressuring you to the cage, leading with sidekicks to the knee, trapping your lead hand, cutting you off with spinning back kicks and headkicks all to frustrate you/ force you to counter to which he'll answer with a slick step back to a left straight or uppercut if you're changing levels. Conor's still a bit of a can though considering he is guaranteed to turn to a pillow fisted, glass chin, sack of potatoes after round 3 with almost no chance of finishing his opponent unless maybe he lands a lucky teep to your mid section.

that's not tony

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Tag team MMA. 3 rounds. 4 fighters. 2 fighters start the contest. After the 1st round, the corner has the option of subbing out one of their fighters, this could prove a good strategy but once they sub their guy out they can't sub the other guy back in, if he gets finished, then they have the option of subbing in the guy who started round 1, and the winning corner can sub in their round 1 fighter or choose to keep the new guy in. If it ends up 1-1, all 4 fighters are allowed back in the octagon, this time with brass knuckles and no referee, the fight continues until one of the corners decide to throw in the towel.

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I've never seen a Khabib fan bring up the bear talking point when discussing his skills; if anything it's Khabib haters who love bringing it up disparagingly, like you just did.

Didn't he get kicked out of ufc broadcasting team for saying that he wishes Brock Lesnar will die in his next fight?

europeans saying homie or bro = cool
americans saying mate or lad = cringe

>leading with sidekicks
This is why you're an idiot. You think that leading with sidekicks is a suitable strategy against an elite MMA grappler.

Dustin blatantly kneed eddy in the dick right before the finish

Literally anybody saying homie is cringe.

Europeans = gay
Americans = alpha

That's bullshit and you know it. The bear shit garnered an obscene amount of popularity among casual fans.

Holloway was robbed

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>Barboza

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>Dustin begins the round against Khabib
>Kicks him in the dick
>Khabib falls
>Refs deducts one point
>Gives Khabib 5 minutes to recover
>Khabib walks it off
>Dustin KO's Khabib because Khabib tried to tough out the shot but was still hurting.
>Muzzies throw grenades into the Octagon
>Dana dies, Dustin dies, Bruce Buffer gets injured, Joe Rogan is on DMT watching the fight companion with Schaub.

A man can only dream.

Prove it. You're the only one who brought it up and you only know about it is because of Joe Rogan.

So THIS is why the Khabib views are getting tons of views....

yahoo.com/sports/watch-khabib-nurmagomedov-conor-mcgregor-161814901.html

Yahoo has been known for being a liberal cesspool.

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You now remember Brock Lesnar walking into the octagon in an over-sized suit and pushing DC

How much do you get paid to make these shops 24/7?

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weird lumps

.2 cents into my shareblue account.

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I don't know of it through him. Go on any of the youtube videos showing Khabib and the bear and you will find thousands of ridiculous comments expressing the casual sentiments I mentioned.

sounds like gimmicky bullshit even worse than mixed rules MMA/kickboxing nonsense. having everyone in the cage at once (2v2 probably being the best option) would be a lot more interesting because it allows for a more interesting separate meta to branch out from current MMA which it's self doesn't even have an established meta yet in the way that boxing does. The issue is that the best regular MMA fighters would likely also be the best tag team fighters but that wouldn't be the case with proper real time 2v2 or 3v3, it would be a very different skill set which is better.

>thinking people still say homie and bro
Your social unawareness is showing

>the best regular MMA fighters would likely also be the best tag team fighters
Not if they meet bad stylistic match-ups. For instance, imagine Wonderboy and Pettis teaming up and then going against Usman and Woodley.

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Mcbedded is out

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Does it get tiring be this based all day?

>youtube
>casuals

300iq analyses in the comments

>N-NO BROCK PLEASE

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don't get out much, huh?

I wish I were as happy as Joe Rogan is on this clip

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I put on the conor khabib fight on the tv and fell asleep sometime before the knockdown khabib landed on conor. I REALLY hope dustin further solidifies the death of the wrestling meme.

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I knew someone who doesn't watch mma who sent me a Twitter meme about Conor looking like the bear Khabib wrestled and another about Khabib wrestling bears growing up right after 229. People definitely did it dude. I've known several people (again casuals) who have told me no one can grapple with Khabib because he wrestled bears growing up, again after 229. He reached a new level of popularity after 229. He may be the second biggest star in the ufc now.

What is this madness?

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>Already bandwagon Jorge cause you know Canby is going to lose

>"Nurmagomedov cemented his status at the UFC lightweight champion when he submitted McGregor at UFC 229 on Oct. 6, 2019."

She's also a former UFC champion. If she's a mental midget, what are you? lol


Also, how much will muslims cry when Khabib loses and is forgotten?

mmmmm

It's a typo you schizo

i love tony but jesus man that form

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>won the story
I saw you admit the other day that the only Poirier fight you've ever watched was his last one against Max.

You're a filthy 229er and it shows.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that there are barely any blacks on the 242 card? Finally a pay per view without those smelly apes!

Snap City Shit Only

the kamaru meme will end soon
stick around for the ride

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I've never seen people get so worked because of a wrong date

Bandwagoners are the worst lol
>Woodley will lose
>This time!

Woodley won because his mommy told him to let his fellow African brother win a belt for once.

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KHABIBEDDED IS OUT BROS

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/ourguy/ desu

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Who knew Muslims were so kind?

TO THE KNEE, sidekicking the body is just handing them your foot. That's also not Conor's only means of applying pressure but I won't go into it any further. I'm a redditor you see, I'm not accustomed to the Yea Forums tradition of further embarrassing people who do a fine job of embarrassing themselves, it make me cringe and lose respect for myself when i do such things.

Yes, they are casual fans of MMA, hence "casuals".

Is that how you're coping?

BREAKING NEWS: Khabib found eating Tiramisu by the dozen before his next fight. Coach pulls him out.

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Is Lafayette the Dagestan of America?

It makes me cringe that you're analyzing a fight that already happened and in which Canor already lost. It also makes me cringe knowing that you think Canor had anything more than a puncher's chance. You probably believed he was going to outbox Floyd cause MMA angles my guy. Dolt.

I'm not a fan of woodley or kamaru

I know Colby will win. Jorge will end up fighting Nate for that red panty night before he gets a title shot.

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>Yea Forums has no casuals

First emvedded for 242 is out

>I know Colby will win
That's a good joke

Then screencap this comment.

Colby wins by decision.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DVIcNzhytXo

>UFC - Ultimate Fighting Championship
359K views
3 hours ago

What did the UFC mean by this?!

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Not worth the space

'ate oozeman
'ate addlesandra
'ate niggano

Love Colby
Love Whittaker
Love Stipe
Love me wife

Simple as.

So I was sitting there and then I suddenly realised that my MMA Knowledge is actually so vast and I have never been wrong regarding my assessment of a fighter. While majority of people spout one thing, I will stay firm in my own opinion and I will generally be right.

Anime pillows don't count

i'd rather just watch Wonderboy fight Usman and Woodley fight Pettis. the tag team aspect would just be an annoying gimmicky obstacle to seeing what we all instinctively enjoy which is 1v1 barebones combat.

in fact live 2v2 even does a better job at appealing the the freakshow crowd while tagteam in essence is still always just going to be 2 guys fighting at any given moment.

You must be very rich from all your MMA winnings. Mind paypaling me some rent money?

Cruz said nothing wrong during the Khabib - McGregor fight

had my first bjj session today lads

It'd be a good way of determining which gym has the best cornermen.

Did you get a boner rolling with a girl?

also there's nothing wrong with having picked Conor to win. Floyd's striking and ring awareness is ripe shit. it isn't at all casual to think an accurate counter puncher with decent power could TKO Floyd in the early going. Floyd has dominated almost everyone he fought but the keen observer has seen plenty of instances where he was off balance with his chin in the air flailing or over reacting to strikes, which is frustrating considering how good his training partner Zab is at remaining calm in the face of slick/powerful straight hitters and using the mummy guard to get in close and tie up, Floyd simply flails his way into the clinch relying on his chin like a male Ronda but with power. but he's also the best ground and pounder in the sport and that's why he's champ.

delete this right now nephew

Gi or no-gi?

>*Khabib gets a 10-8 round*
>"Yeah Conor is letting Khabib gas himself out here by getting punched in the face"

Clueless mong

I don't predict fights, I predict who wins the story and the overall trajectory of a fighters career. There are too many variables in a fight to accurately predict the winner, flash KO's and everything, but you can assess the performance and understand how a fighter will perform and continue to perform in future matchups and even potential matchups. I just know how things will go down. Cazzies say a lot of things and I just know what's right and wrong, and when things are tough matchups and everything of the sort. My understanding of the sport is on such a high level that I didn't even realise how deeply I understood it until now.

Cruz also said Rose was fine right before Andrade spiked her on her head.

Youre that kid who always raised his hand to remind the teacher to give homework

I've rolled with women before. There's really nothing sensual about it. It's more awkward then anything because sometime their boobs are in annoying places and you end up punching them.

I never handed in a piece of homework because that would mean I lost the story and let the hierarchy dictate my actions.
I know these things can be hard to take in, especially when it makes you question your own understanding and knowledge of the sport, but I assure you there's nothing to fear

In many ways she was

It's actually amazing how a guy who has very poor understanding of a fight can move so well during one

Cruz doesn't move well at all

I've rolled with women before and it's pretty hot when you can feel the heat from their vagina on your dick when you're in their guard ;)

youve never left your parent's basement

For sure my man. He is a b-b-bum

Shut up bitch

Anyone who loses to Cody Garbrandt is a bum

What a garbage take

no gi

Boxswede was right about Cruz's awful head movement and looping hooks. You're a cazzie though, so you don't even know who that is.

Canny Goobrandt was specifically coached on how to beat Cruz by Team Manlet Males

How much ufc pays the ring girls?Anyone knows?

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Cruz got countered and dropped by a guy with possibly the lowest fight IQ in the game.

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o no not again coach

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>why isn't Conor getting up?
>he's exhausted and he's getting PUNCHED IN THE FACE

They just have incompatible styles
Based. You have two 10th planet gyms afaik.

lmao Boxswede, genuinely surprised he didn't show his face after the Garbrandt, he would have been vindicated

yup it's a 10th planet gym. I have 9 months of muay thai background already, rolling seems fun,

Why is it so hard to find a place to learn wrestling as an adult? Seems like it is literally only available for kids. Only other option is the very rare MMA gym that will have one or two wrestling classes a week and even that is usually just a glorified no-gi bjj class with slightly more focus on takedowns.

How much do you pay?

you're american, isn't there wrestling everywhere? I'm jealous you guys have actual wrestling in school

140 euros first two months after that 50 a month.

There is wrestling everywhere if you are school age. Nothing for adults. Schools have it and then we have wrestling academies which are geared towards ages 5-18, and there is really nowhere else to learn it other than that. Like I said you might get an MMA gym that does a no-gi class with a focus on takedowns which they'll call "wrestling", but there is nowhere for an adult to learn just pure wrestling.

Interesting. I've watched very old video of Eddie where he said they ask $115 a month. Doesn't change much it seems

He was vindicated fully after that performance.

NEXT:

well that sucks

still 10 bucks more expensive than muay thai, I like how in there you paid in 6 month seasons which was like 250

Someone post the webm of Khabib and Henry looking depressed after the flying knee, like one of their brethren had passed away.