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>Dustin Poirier believes a win over Khabib Nurmagomedov will make him the best lightweight of all-time
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>Frank Mir says Roy Nelson rematch will not be an exciting fight for the fans
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BJ "BJ Penn" Penn
Colby is #1
what the fuck am I looking at
BREAKING: Khabib's stomach expected to be filled with approximately 2.8 gallons of Dustin's diarrhea on the morning of Sept. 8th
Dog
christ
Poirier heems Kebab
dustin vs tony will be the future
Based and Heempilled
CHAMP SHIT ONLY
Bader vs Kongo is on Saturday wtf
>"Dinosaur arms, you say? Well, at least I'm not a N-(expletive)"
Lellator is trying to compete with the UFC again lmao
It sucks he's never fought a Diaz brother. Just imagine the canvas of blood he'll paint on their scar tissue faces
>glasses
Fucking NERD lmao
Be honest
Do you think Poirier has a real chance
more than Gooby had yes
No
yes, because his gas tank is really good and he has enough bjj and wrestling to stop them in the later rounds like Ragin Al
Around 10-15%
Danis is unironically a nightmare match up for Khabib.
Khabib has only one top 5 win against edson fucking barboza hes getting flushed
Hes as big of a cutbabby as khabitchboi and has att in his corner(the camp that beat a champ wrestler from the bottom via horiguchi) so yes he has a great chance.
livin rent free in my parents house
based me too
Khabib's opponents are actually super underwhelming.
He needs to fight Tony after and then Dana needs to quit being a bitch and let him fight GSP
uncommon
First day on /heem/?
Living with my mentally ill parents paying their rent
me too but it's getting tiresome, tired of wanting to fuck and people never sleeping, as soon as i get a job i'm leaving
yeah almost like he took the path of least resistence every single time.
Also GSP is an old ass man with a broke gut even if khabib won it wouldnt mean anything
Do people really think khabib is some kind of undefeatable beast?
I mean it's mostly Dana there. He protects his stars
only because luke and now DC lost it depends on how emotional khabib gets
i want to fug her so bad
he protects his market openers more then anything else, GSP is the model of the ideal UFC market opener and the ufc have chased that since
BJ "BJ "BJ Penn" Penn" Penn
10 years
joanna is aging bad
BKFC
*flushing noise*
Best take:
I invented the concept of this meme.
Fuck you Khabib
yay!
based
teach me the way of the snap jitsu
I hate that 80s and 90s fags ruined that moustache. They ruined it harder than Hotler ruined the chaplin stache'. Fucking fags.
She looks like she was trying to hold in a fart
gonna need a source on this who is it
You can bring it back.
What do you think Tony is doing right now
Kicking metal poles in his backyard?
stand down Kafir. prepare your throat for a saudi style sheikh shitting
Eating metal
Jag svär dessa babbar ser exakt ut som alla babbar vi har i Sverige.
Yes. If you don't think he does you're a mark for the ufc hype machine.
Varför skulle de se annorlunda ut? Sandnegrer som sandnegrer
I want to see khabib get heemed
fuck muslims
Det är som att säga att alla vita eller svarta ser likadana ut.
i agree
fuck muslims
Fast alla svarta ser likadana ut.
Wing Chung fu
>arrive in abu dhabi
>male stewardess holds my hand as I deplane
>get my bags and look for taxi
>taxi driver holds my hand as he takes me to hotel
>on the way to hotel pass by boy's school
>taxi driver offers me some of the lads, decline
>arrive at hotel and leave cab after driver calls me friend 50 times
>entire hotel is haunted
>one of the ghosts holds my hands and leads me to my room
>decide to relax in my room and crank it
>porn channels all goats
Based
Could someone please post the webm of Zhang destroying Andrade, thank you friends.
I was thinking about this... especially nate "which in the diaz world it means nothing" diaz when it comes to blood on their faces.
I'm thinking this is based
champ shit only
Khabitchstiality Tiramiseizuregomedov
having a tiramiseizure bros....
I wanna terrorize her womb. If you know what i mean
hold on i'm talking brother
I saved a few versions.
>shrinking population
Do you guys have empty houses all over? My (((brain))) is already thinking of the opportunities.
I had the rest of these memes but on my pc hard drive which doesn't fit on this laptop.
Do you remember "This Poster Is Conor McGregor" and "This Poster Is Eddie Bravo"!? :^)
Ser en somalie ut som en kongoneger enligt dig? Finnar har annan kraniestruktur än svrnskar.
Rate my meme, fren!
who is this semen demon?
What are your thawlts on this?
he's jacked and i have to deal with it
Yeah because khabib for some reason stopped wrestling after 2 rounds
*shares tiramisu
Förutom somalier ser alla negrer likadana ut. Om man bortser från abbos också. Och pygméer.
What an absolute meat mountain.
Has anyone made a webm of BJ Penn getting permaflushed by a random dude yet
Conor and Khabib in the ring,
dozens of security.
Brock and DC,
two dudes lightly pushing them back with one hand while Joe laughs.
Fun times were had by all.
tiramisu is fucking delicous you can't blame him
But it has alcohol and that's haram!
His arms were too heavy to wrestle and Al was just as tired so he just took advantage and landed jab after jab.
Al doesn't carry the power Dustin does so if he tries to box with him in the later rounds he'll be punished.
good contrast, the red line adds a nice bite
That's because Brock/DC was staged while the subhuman mountain chimp Khabib actually attempted murder on Dillon.
Does the alcohol cook out or no?
Please win title
I always thought it is part of the wetness.
i'm gonna maul these guy
here's one of my dana's
Thank you, captain obvious. I do believe that was my point.
huehue
Coach coach please coach I need to eat cake please coach I promise I still make weight coach please it taste so good
Imagine inbetween rounds Ladd just takes handfuls of cake and just starts munching on them
nobody cares about this pig
ummm anyone? who is this nice looking gal?
eu achei no /fit/ sei la de onde veio essa mina
Will Khabib Nevermakesweightdov make weight on Friday!?
Hira B Heavens
it is tough, brother
Got my wee wee sucked for the first time lads. We're all gonna make it boys.
he's not tempted to eat in shitty muzzie cuisine so it will be the easiest weight cut in his life
was it good? or disappointing
hearty keke
I think Dustin wins by TKO
what if dustin chokes out khabib?
and lose by beheading the same night
They think sambo is God jitsu
my gf absolutely sucks at sucking
Twitchy streamed about an hour ago.
Underaged detected.
You can't post on Yea Forums unless you're 18, kid!
Go back to plebbit! This is Yea Forums for the big bois!
Cunt who the fuck are you? I'm the only JP loser in this thread and your reddit posts are giving me a bad name.
Twitchy's always streaming, in my heart
I'm 30 in a week and have never had my dong sucked.
Both desu, this sex stuff isnt all that much better physically than jerking it, buts its nice to know I can pull chicks off tinder
I've had my pee pee sucked many times by the age of 16. I am 35 now. I was married for 6 years so I had my GF take care of my pee pee each night before bed.... shit was so cash.
I've been posting on Yea Forums since she left me because no more gf only UFC and now i am a wizard!
i don't get it, it's so easy
Here you go, my dude.
I LOVE dahyun
based. it's true. learn to loosen your grip. a vagina will never be as tight as your death grip. it will be warmer and wetter but never as tight
this
lower your standards and get a fatty. they're the best because they try so hard to make up for their grotesque physique
GOD I wish Jesicca Andrade would pick me up, SMASH me on the canvas and FUCK the SHIT out of me with her BIG JUICY ROIDCLIT
this but Weili Zhang
OvoAli i ovo neironicno
Ill keep that in mind. Makes me want to fap less as well, I was getting paranoid that it wouldnt work right from all the porn and shit, but I did pretty gud
WTF ZHANG ACTUALLY WON???
It's weird seeing BJ get sparked out cold by anyone let alone this dude
i've been with a chubby before, not really fat tho, it was ok
*kicks you
>khabib posting is back
Well at least it’s better than colby posting
Not actually, Andrade took a dive
so this is what hues have to tell themselves to get over the fact that they'll soon be Perma FLUSHED from the MMA pantheon
Canbeeb is going to get exposed this weekend can't wait.
>you now realize there is plenty of time for Khabib/Poirier to be cancelled
>Dustin pulls out
>Tony steps in
I am ok with this.
this
You honestly think Khabib would fight Tony on short notice? He would be taking a hammer to his own knees before letting Tony have a shot.
>khabib pulls out
>tony pulls out
Can't wait to see /heem/'s meltdown when Dustpan Poopier gets ass raped by Khabib
Dustin will win
this is why I no longer have boys. when someone loses I just shitpost the winner and watch everyone rage
Don't post this fat industry plant tranny in here please.
Cringe.. we own the UFC
Conor steps in! :^)
Sure thing
>meltdown
people will just be bored when poopier runs out of steam
Gooby is done
That's illegal
Ok? Ok
Mur mur mur!!
Conny wins the rematch!
is he even allowed to travel to Abu Dhabi? He pissed of a lot of muzzies
someone earlier in the thread that closed said that as per sources inside information conor will attend ufc 242 and do something to the muzzies
He is allowed to do anything
what exactly did he say about mudslimes, he was just talking about Kebab's family and shit
The closer we get to this fight the worse heem gets. really makes me think
One of the GOAT sheems tbqh
Zhang is the new female GOAT, get ready for a long reign
>Khabib pulls out
>Conor steps in
>Dustin pulls out
>Aldo steps in
>Conor pulls out
>Holloway steps in
>Aldo pulls out
>Volkanovski steps in
Thank you, friend. I appreciate it.
This, but Gabi Garcia.
hot take: I think its fucked up they make fighters go to china and UAE, probably harder cutting weight and shit, could get some weird illness
>One of the GOAT sheems tbqh
True
But seeing Andrade get heemd sucks
>I pull out
>your mother steps in
>I pull out
>your mother steps in
>I pull out
>your mother steps in
>I pull out
>your mother cums
did any carribean heemers die today?
>This, but Gabi Garcia
>Volkanovski steps in
>Holloway pulls out
>Brian Ortega steps in
>Volkanovski pulls out
>Cowboy steps in
>Brian Ortega pulls out
Imagine if hair pulling was allowed in UFC
thank god it isn't, shit's boring af
You can always tell how low test someone is by how much they sympathize with Callen. Callen is a soiboi and deserves the treatment he gets on the podcasts he's on.
seriously tho, this had to be staged right?
Eddie and callen were both playin here. The kiss b4 hAnd with schaub was real tho
Was Cain the only AKA fighter who wasn't a cutbabby?
that was real bro, you couldn't feel the tension?
It used to be
Yeah I know, Eddie is definitely based. I was just looking at an old fight companion and the YouTube comments are full of people whining about them being mean to Callen. YouTube comments are always cancer though.
*wins*
Zhang will kill Cejudo and everything he loved will dead to him.
Why isn’t there a deformed/handicapped/disabled division in the UFC?
Imagine how fun it would be
*mass shoots minorities*
Bruce lee practiced eye poking so he would fuck up these mma fighters. If rice gracie took bruce lee down, Bruce would go for the eyes
Americans will NEVER know this feel
*thins*
do women bald?
checked. based bread
yes, it looks worse than male patterned baldness because women don't cut it short. they keep their hair long with huge patches of bald spots and thin hair
it happened to rose
DC is welterweight sized, he just can't lose the fat
I want to lick her clean.
>rose not a drawl and meme'd on by the fanbase after the conor bus incident
>forces thud rose to defend overseas in huezil
>not properly acclimated
>rose gets sick during weight cut and heem'd
>andrade not respected by her countrymen. Countrymen rob her in the streets
>coerces andrade to defend overseas in china
>andrade not properly acclimated
>andrade gets sick during weight cut and heem'd
>dana now has a chink champ and getting chink bucks
At what point in time do you think dana started making these plans?
Dude, fuck WMMA who gives a fuck
that's because non black people are not supposed to have that hairstyle
>Dude, fuck WMMA who gives a fuck
Well fuck you too dude.
Manlets are considered disabled in my world
He could absolutely lose fat if he didn't eat like a fatass. He used his weight as an advantage at LHW he would reportedly rehydrate to 230+ (@ 2:20 youtu.be
Im talking business here you goof. Danas an actual genius.
Are you the same dude who's been saying this every thread? Get over it dude we're going to talk about wmma you've been crying about it non-stop. Have sex.
> Get over it dude we're going to talk about wmma you've been crying about it non-stop. Have sex.
will they ever find this poor mans neck?
More discussion about WMMA and non-UFC orgs like Bellator and Rizin is a direct result of all the nuclear hot takes and shitty Facebook-tier memes that get spammed about all the major UFC fights
>H-hes natty I swear
B-B-B A S ED
Can I ask a serious question?
I think I’m in love with the secretary at my workplace. What do I do?
Already seething again. Have sex incel.
nice proxy, bro
archive.4plebs.org
>you will probably never get to hug a sweaty, exhilarated Zhang Weili after an absolutely dominant performance, gifted to the Party and the Chinese people the 70th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic
He unironically had neck reduction surgery. It was a disk fusion or some shit. I think he was actually close to being 6ft before he had to get his neck reduced, but necks are just a liability tbqh.
she's dead
>Implying only one person saved the image
It must suck to be you
I wonder if Coral is a twink
Guys, I don’t have any friends to ask for advice
I searched by filename.
try cornering her in the break room and pulling your thing out
I am not.
have to know where she stands on the HK issue
tell her how pretty her outfit is or how nice her hair looks.
Kebab and Tony beat Conrad, but Dustin beats Kebab and Tony. However, Conrad beats Dustin. Therefore he is technically the champ no matter what happens.
Cejudo the absolute madman will go to Thailand and have his penis cut off just to get a fight with Zhang
Gay-chee buts all minus Tony
What does /heem/ mean to you?
For me it means:
Handsome
Eastern
European
Males
I have never watched him fight before but yes, I know that khabitch is a bum with a padded record
do you think Andrade would let me put it in her butt now
Zhang is going to be in attendance at Abu Dhabi and possibly encounter Cejudo face to face. Cejudo might piss her off enough to challenge her and call her a whore in mandarin. It's going to be fun how this plays out.
When she's bending over put your nose in her brapper and take a big whiff loud enough for her to hear, when she turns around hit her with a right hook that heems her then you can do whatever you want
Yeah like 10% tops, Khabib isn't unbeatable but Dusting seems like an easy fight for kebab, he'll get wrestled fucked all the way to round 4 and then kebab will probably stand and exchange a bit in round 5 to look cool since Dusting will be completely drained
I miss it mostly because on every board other than the top three, there was almost a sort of permanence. You could have threads last for years, and still talk.
More importantly, you could have threads last for a week or two. Now its gone.
are you niggers actually attracted to her or just memeing lol
Humiliating
Effortlessly
English
Men
Hey now theres three of us
I'm gonna need proof
Zhang is going rape Ceujdo and everyone will watch the absolute horror of Zhang true female power.
That's not happening, you'll just have to take my word.
Posting on /heem/ means never having to say you're sorry
Hall
Eviscerates
Every
Mixed martial artist
lmao i did not know that. it all makes sense now jej
She'll remain silent over it
Based.
Stop being silly babe, you know I'm just kidding lol. BTW are you evacuating for this hurricane?
Why does Allah put these desires into my heart?
Why do I feel my underwear stretching when I watch Khabib wrestle?
Inshallah Khabib will maul my ass someday and smash my butt harder than Mohammed (PBUH) pounded the asses of young children.
No I'm staying put, like a real Floridian.
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you some time
And I want to spend some time with you
Just the two of us
Nope, there's always been more than one
I wanted to buy a shirt from America but with shipping it became 50 dollars which is just too much, and then I'd probably have to pay tax
Bruh Robert Whittaker has no hair on his legs wtf is that shit smdh gay ass nigga
Well my phone is broken so there goes my 2+ year webm collection. No more heem webms from me, I hope you're very happy.
Just take the SD card out.
Zhang fears no man or no god. Zhang will beat any man in the face of the UFC.
Zhang vs Khabib
Zhang vs T-Ferg
Zhang vs Ngannou
Zhang vs Jones
Zhang vs Stipe
Zhang vs Aldo
Zhang vs Cejudo
Zhang vs Whittaker
Zhang vs Poirer
Zhang vs Costa
The endless of possibilities of Zhang beating every man to show her true dominance.
Any man can lose Zhang.
>Zhang vs Ngannou
>Zhang vs Jones
Yum
Zhang vs my dick fucking when????
Remember, the card Canor beat Dustin in was also the card Cat beat Nunes in and now Cat has been cut from the ufc and Nunes is regarded as the wmma goat. A lot has changed since that card. Poirier wins the rematch just like Amanda would.
this tbqh
reminder that hues are the kings of mma
soccer kicks removes all of them
You're not wrong, I think any elite level wrestler gives khabib a hard time, it's why hes going to steer clear of welter weight as long as he possibly can.
Unironically yes, I think him and Tony are the only ones in the division accept for maybe LW Kevin Lee who can give khabib a run for his money.
give NY credit for Jon Jones or stop reposting your map
he FIGHTS out of NEW MEXICO
Don't worry Chris Weidman will be fighting him soon.
Based for pointing out Kevin Lee would give Khabib a hard time. Lee has been disappointing as of late, but mma is all about matchups and he'd be one of the worst matchups for Khabib. Too bad he ruined his chances of a title shot having to face "5 minutes of hell" Al. Also, Gaethje would give Khabib a hell of a hard time and could actually heem Khabib. Gaethje is a really good wrestler, but he fully commits to the sprawl and brawl. Khabib has faced no one who can sprawl and brawl as well as Gaethje and Gaethje is one of the few fighters who I believe is unironically ready to die in the octagon. He's complained about the stoppage after Dustin beat him. He is truly Just Bleed incarnate.
Al was possessed against Lee that night. He wasn't dominant, but around the second and the third things were looking really bad for Al, but I think the trash talk pushed him over the edge. It was all heart for Al that night. The fact cowboy couldn't finish Al after beating him up for 5 rounds shows how much heart Al has. People pretend heart is a meme, but it is 100% important in fighting.
Interesting I'll have to check out more of Justin then, I've only ever seen his stand up skills.
I'm just gonna say what we are all thinking:
||||---this era of no superstars kind of sucks---||||
We are in the nuthugging era. No back to back to back to back title Ds just people nut hugging various fighters and too many questions. Year long layoffs are killing us
he will, Inshallah 27-1
Reminder that Eddie had Dustin in a neck crank, but Dustin didn't tap because he's not a flushed heartlet bitch like Canor. It's all over for Khabib Saturday. Dustin is on a mission.
He was a legit high level wrestler. He was a NCAA D1 All American wrestler. People complain about him not wrestlefucking people, but it's just now how he fights. He uses his wrestling to ensure he brawls with his opponent. It's gotten him into trouble before, but he's been on a roll as of late. He also has better stand-up than Khabib and legit KO power. Literally every Gaethje fight is entertaining that's why I love him. He could just be another boring wrestler, but he chooses to brawl. He'll probably heem Cowboy next tbqh.
Wrong. Cat declined because of USADA. Poitier is still roughly the same fighter, but is more successful because of USADA. Conor has improved more than Dustin since then, it's just that he looked like shit vs Khabib because it's his worst matchup.
wonder how many fighters couldn't fight on this card
no cannonier, no women, who else would be excluded
NUGANNOU? THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Oh for sure Dustin has better grappling than Conor
Based moment. DC getting owned, his pathetic coach tryna show out for him then getting removed by Dana.
Ronda submitted cat in 14 seconds in literally her next fight dude and that was still pre usada. Not to mention Amanda was clearly winning the fight early (close to a finish), but gassed later on. You're crazy if you think Dustin is still the same fighter that's not true at all. Conor is closer to the same fighter if anything, although he's improved some. Conor's style isn't as effective outside featherweight where he doesn't have a big reach advantage (he's 2-2 outside featherweight). Dustin has changed from a brawler who only relied on his ko power into a refined boxer and his jui jitsu has only gotten better since then. Look at how Dustin boxed up Max, who everyone was saying was one of the best boxers in the ufc prior to that fight. Dustin has also fought much more often than Conor so naturally he's improved more, since he isn't flushed. If you watch an old Dustin fight and a recent one you can see a clear difference in how much more refined his stand up is and how much more patient/calculated he is.
He tried to take down holloway and ended up getting chocked out. +500 seems like good odds for him
>Eddie does no damage to Dustin and Dustin is seen telling the ref that there's no need to stand up the fight after Eddie throws an illegal strike
Nice little snapshot you got their bud. Everyone who actually watched the fight knows what happened. Dustin wasn't anywhere near quitting like Conor did. He hardly took any damage despite being in that position. In fact, he put himself in the position by going for a guillotine, which he almost certainly won't try to do against khabib. You're genuinely delusional if you think Conor is better on the ground. Conor doesn't have a single submission win in the ufc, but he's been submitted twice.
Didn't ask for your opinion loser
Dustin is a sneaky ground game, he gets out of a lot of things and is dangerous in the triangle/armbar transitions
think some of it is his shoulders are a bit double-jointed
remember poirer dabbing on duffy
For sure remind me of when Conor got pinned under Eddie Poovarez and had to get saved by the ref
You got it anyway dumbass keep making excuses for why Canor is still better than Poirier even though he tapped like a bitch his last fight and disappeared from the ufc instead of trying to fight for a rematch. He's never going to fight again. All he does is complain on Instagram like the thot that he is. His will has been broken.
Brock, despite being an aging PED user, would have probably sent DC into retirement with a speech impediment. He actually cuts down to the HW limit, unlike DC who just fights at what is essentially a walking weight.
>Saved by the ref
Watch the fight dumbass because you obviously didn't. Not to mention Conor shot for a takedown on Nate Diaz and got mounted and submitted right after it. Don't pretend he's good on the ground like some Conor nuthugger. This was "prime Conor" too.
I've got this obsessed little freak wrapped around my finger lmao. Write me another essay about how much of a buh-buh-buh-beast your boyfriend Poirier is. Go ahead.
THOUGHT
YOU
>no women,
Calderwood vs Lee is in the prelims my friend.
MEE-OH-SITCH, THE PIECE OF OF SHIT
Based
>Dustin isn't a heartlet bitch
>literally quit in the first fight against Eddie because he was about to get his face caved in with knees
Lol
HAD
A
Am I the only guy who really dislike Eddie alaverez?
I always felt he was a gatekeeper who got lucky. Not to mention he's a chinlet who always manages to get rocked hard. It's amazing he talked so much shit. No clue what r*ddit saw in him but I'm glad porrier retired him.
They are just baby hairs
FRIEND
That one of the worst shops made the other day
Hate
Everyone
Especially
Myself
If Dustin beats Khabib, do they immediately do Conor vs Tony and the winner gets a title shot with Dustin, or do they just give Conor the shot again right off?
Conor is never fighting again.
they will give tony the nex title shot and Conor can gatekeep some top 5 bum
>Canor fanboy reminiscing about when he was still a good fighter
Too bad Canor retired
"You were on welfare Conor. Welfare is for single moms, men don't go on welfare. Don't ever talk to me about money again."
That was the moment I started to like him
Poirier beats Khabib and flushes Tony.
I have no idea if he's good off his back like an Anthony Pettis type but if he is I'd say a good 30% chance he'll win.
based
that line unironically had canor shook
He's had some wars back in the day. His fights with Michael Chandler were great. By the time he came to the ufc he was already semi-flushed so it was crazy he ever managed to get the belt tbqh.
EDDDDDDDDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Conor actually looked like he was about to cry when Eddie said that kek
Which shook Conor more, that, or "playing touch butt with that dork in the park"
That bitch has a set of pipes on her. You can consistently hear her regardless of how loud the crowd is. It's incredibly annoying and incredibly impressive at the same time.
welfare line for sure, he hangs his head in shame like the dog he is. Touch butt was just a funny roast but nowhere near as personal.
Brits? Chaldean Christians maybe? Markos, Dariush...the planning that goes into these cards must be insane
Based
Why does Conor complain so much on Instagram? Shit's actually embarrassing for mma since he's what most casuals associate with mma.
Khabib vs Tony and Dustin vs Conor 2. The belt doesn't even matter, everyone wants Khabib/Tony.
yeah good call on markos and dariush, people forget that they are assyrian christians
add the kurds to the list, so no mr finland
he seems extremely insecure
Oh for sure, Poirier is a Munster for beating Bumstin Gatekeep and two bums Conor already flushed.
coke fueled paranoia and getting roasted for not being able to drop a senior citizen.
I can’t fathom why Ronda fell from grace so severely. She had horrible striking yes but she came in and shit on chicks that weren’t exactly classified as soccer moms, Liz, Cat, Miesha, Kaufman, Bethe. Liz best Valentina once and then went the distance with her. Miesha defeated Holly. Cat defeated Nunes. These chicks were basically the real deal and Rousey destroyed them.
What the fuck happened in that Holm fight? Yes she thought she could strike toe to toe against a pro boxer , she got lit up but she wasn’t out of it. Those crispy ass judo throws were still there but she didn’t go for them. How did she turn from gold to coal in that god forsaken evening?
It's ok I'm sure Conor will stop being an Instagram thot eventually
He said "ngannou's a piece of shit"
medium sized fish in a small pond and let that shit skin coach of hers gas her up too much.
I wonder if Ari Emanuel is gonna take the day off lel
Then two people she lost to can actually strike. Unlike the rest.
combination of huge traps + cervical fusion, almost a career ending injury for yoelito
Her striking was always terrible just look at videos of her shadowboxing and the other girls she fought usually just came rushing at her (except for Meisha), which is exactly what Ronda wanted them to do. Once they closed the distance for her she could use her judo. A lot of the rushing was probably because she got in their heads pre-fight so they wanted to bull rush her and beat her up. Holly was a legit striker who had a ton of experience striking. She was disciplined and seasoned enough to not fall for Ronda's mind games and keep the distance the whole time. Holly is good at keeping the distance, she did it very well against Meisha until the very end of the fight, but Meisha has much better striking defense than Ronda so she could weather the storm. Striking defense is what Ronda needed. Her complete lack of that and footwork led to her getting pieced up and knocked out. This would normally be ok though, although obviously not ideal. She had some big holes in her game, but she could work on improving them and come close to being the world beater she once was if she focuses on improving them, however, after the Holly fight we found out she was mentally weak. That loss completely demoralized her. She said she even thought about suicide after the fight on some tv interview. She only wanted to fight when she was winning. The fact she couldn't handle a loss completely ruined her career and now that's why she's doing fake fighting with wwmeme, because there she can always win.
everyone is welcome in SA just don't act a fool
Any American can do whatever he wants there, we are making those towelheads genocide Yemen ffs.
Aspen "Bigg Brapps" Ladd
shut the fuck up
That's a big girl. I bet hikes purely to offset constipation
Aspen "Bigg Ladd" Brapp
loser
Jesus christ I thought that was a 40 year old man at first
So while the legend of martial art founders usually includes some feats of amazing prowess over other martial arts... The legendary moment for helio Gracie is getting his ass kicked by a person from the martial art he stole from and tried to claim as his own?
getting their ass kicked is what every gracie is remembered for
I like watching them get beat up
Based Eddie helped expos the Gracies as bums
>Surprise surprise motherfuckers, the king is back!
They did revolutionize the definitive way to beat out of shape truckers and middle age mcdojo dads before actual athletes joined the UFC.
Roy Nelson looks good here
There she is, sparring with a 50 year old 185 pound man yet she looks bigger and more out of shape. Its insane to think that she is able to make 135. She must have to cut 60 pounds or so. Makes sense why she is always looking like a holocaust victim at weigh-ins.
Tony deserves the belt no matter what, but if he took it from Poirier Khabib would be the next contender.
She's a Bigg Ladd that's for sure
That's a mighty fine Brap Hog. What ya feedin 'er, Pard?
Literally no
He has a better chance than Mcnuggets so yeah he has a chance
>I have never watched him fight before
Exposed as a filthy stinking casual
Get help
Could CM Punk beat Ronald Speirs?
unironically no, he couldn't even beat a high school wrestler/boxer off the street
Mcgregor IS based and that old guy IS cringe
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listen to it for yourself goy, maybe u need hearing aids
But they didn't teach armbars in the Airborne. I think Punk has a chance.
Blessed
is mcgregor officially a has-been?
is khabib unironically a drawl?
conor's first major televised interview in a long time after much controversy has 1.26 million views
it was published online august 22
it's been up for 11 days now
that's an average of 114.359 views per day
khabib's interview in the buildup to ufc 242 has 1.13 million views
it was published online august 30
it's been up for three days now
that's an average of 375.355 views per day
almost three times as higher than conor's exclusive interview
has conor officially lost the story?
has khabib won the war?
Honestly anyone born before 1950 is probably physically stronger than cm punk to the point of just beating the shit out of him, he got his ass kicked on some mtv show by a random guy
Beans, eggs, and protein
Gaethje steps in and fucking just bleed heems kebab
Who the fuck dislikes Eddie
cringe
Based and High Test
Conor is definitely flushed. Unless they set him up with an absolute perfect matchup tomato can he never wins a fight again
Canor probably wants Frankie at lightweight kek
Gaethje is nightmare matchup for Khabib, it's too bad that fight will never happen becuse Gaethje cant get past Dustin and Tony. Gaethje can stop his takedowns and light him up on feet
Exactly. People forget Gaethje is a legit wrestler. MMA is all about matchups.
>everybody is weedbro now
oh for sure gaycheese is a munster
How's aldo?
Luke actually thought he'd be able to beat Jon
Damn you called him Gaycheese so now he's suddenly not a former D1 All American Wrestler
If Luke takes John down he literally rapes him and I don't mean proverbially I mean literally takes his pants off, whips out his fat hog and makes Jones choke on it. Luke is one of the top 3 most dangerous grapplers in MMA ever.
>If
first of all
>everything else
no
oh i disagree my mans, Jon destroys all middleweights
the cinematography & editing on the 242 countdown is fucking kino
>killer left hook
>does nothing
It's like watching WWE-tier mandrama, except it's real.
Luke has trouble with good boxers, how does that prove he loses to Jon?
Ehh someone more like Gregor Gillespie would be a worse matchup, much higher wrestling accolades and credentials than any other lightweight.
Jon is much stronger than him and would keep him at range and destroy his chin
Jones is a pillowfisted can who can't strike for shit and got almost flushed by a legless middleweight. Luke rapes him.
Gillespie can't get to Khabib early, Khabib only has couple more fights and then he retires.
okayu nevermind, what the fuck Khabib is only 30? Idk why he talks about retirement then. He should move up in weight after the Dustin fight and after Tony beats him.
Gillespie will be contending for the belt in the Islam era after Khabib retires.
Yep, they'll never meet. Plus Gillespie is seemingly avoided like the plague, as anyone that was able to get 4 points off Jordan Burroughs should be.
the white man marches on
Well I reckon all those eggs and beans are doin you right. How much it cost to breed her out?
god, imagine if Khabib went to welterweight and we got Khabib vs Colby. It would be the ultimate hero vs villain fight and Khabib would chimp out so bad. It would probably cause 9/11 part 2.
some of these shots are pure kino
Gillespie is not active enough for anyone to avoid him. He never calls out anyone and when he did recently it was someone who he has no chance of being matched up against (just fought, different weightclass). If anything, Gillespie is ducking the competition.
Years from now, it will be accepted amongst MMA aficionados that Khabib's greatest accomplishment was his ducking of Tony.
DEEEEEEECEEEEEEEE
Ryan Hall is also incredibly high risk to pretty much no reward
Based
Yes
hey pussy you still there?
Islam actually knocks niggas out
Nice buddy!
I think Dustin would beat tony.
Based and Dustinpilled
I completely think gaycheese would smash Khabib. He could stop takedowns better than gleison and commit better takedowns than gleison. Gaethje has nasty fucking leg kicks. Khabib has injured knees. Gaethje has mister pressure. Khabib hates pressure. Khabib has a single straight jab. Gaethje has a catch n pitch bull guard. Gaethje does have a shitty gas tank though. I would put Gaethje over Khabib 75-25
Khabib will flush dustin alhamdulillah
Zabit will flush holloway next
Muslim brothers taking over inshallah
This is why I think Khabib will win 70-30
Eddie is a gatekeeper who got lucky.
>ruins career
Ducking any legit competition lol.
>but mostly his own
>finishes of dustbin 8:30
>finishes of khabozo 5 minutes long
>khabum's is literally sub of mj, subs of preUFC cans, dayjob short notice Horcher, struggling to submit flushed&coked up Gooby for 2 minutes
OH NONONONONO they even had to bring rigged can subs to get it to 5 minutes ahahahaaaaaaaaaa
What the fuck are you even trying to say, speak English.
When Khabib wrestlefucks Dustin into a fatigue induced coma and wins 50-45, will your excuse be: "b-but he didn't f-finish him!"?
When Khabib makes El Duckuy look like a complete bluebelt can on the ground and outgrapples him 50-45, will your excuse be: "b-but he didn't f-finish him!"?
When Khabib becomes the p4p #1 fighter in the world while ethnic pedorussian cans are incapable of ever fighting for the UFC gold, will your excuse be: "b-but he doesn't have a lot of finishes!"?
Mentally ill t*rk
But it's totally clear what they're saying
Stipe would ko Khabib easily
Zhang could compose a better sentence than that
Inshallah 29-0
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Cejudo heems both
Eyy the afghan nigga is back
do you think that a fighter who ONLY wins with split decisions while being a point fighter can eventually fight for the title or do you think dana wouldn't let him
so fighter x starts at the bottom and he literally split decisions everyone they put in front of him
will that man eventually fight for the title
look at conor trying his hardest to appear like a big guy lmaoo
top jej
Dominick "The Decisionator" Cruz did it.
Max Holloway heemed Anthony Pettis who heemed Wonderboy who heemed Robert Whittaker
Max Holloway heems Robert Whittaker any given day of the week
Dustin will win
Dubs for Dustin
it's 6:00am here i just woke up from an 8 hour sleep i had three dreams within eachother and one of them was dustin winning in the first round
i am going to start making bets my dreams never lie
Dustin's cardio is way overrated. It's not even that much better than Conor tbqh. Tony and Khabib both work him.
>mfw Masvidal will never be a needle mover
Dustin would ko Sperguson
>Masvidal will never be a needle mover
Just like Canby who gets paid peanuts despite his paper belt and who is going to get raped by Kamarudeen.
Felder is warm garbage. But so is Bumboza, so I'm not sure which to pick.
It will be hard to tell in his Nate Diaz fight because both of them have momentum. I know Nate Diaz is moving needles and if Jorge Masvidal wins over Nate he might get a whole new following.
When are the fights?
Sup /heem/, Conor here. What do you want me to do in Abu Dhabi?
List of people Khabitch loses to
Dustpin
Klee
Sperg
Gaycheese
Anybody else?
heem or be heemed
Colby is for sure a peach
Take over Conor!
Gillespie
Full camp Iaquinta
Any welterweight
He smashed RDA who is a true welterweight
The only WW I see Khabib losing to is Usman, but Usman is hueg and will rape everyone in his division. Khabib is already a top4 welterweight due to his win over RDA that was more decisive than Canby's who couldn't control RDA on the ground and got actually outstruck.
I'll give u 10 bucks if u slap them off from his face
Khabib sounding like Makarov from Call of Duty in in that promo video.
you are stupid
Dustin will make Khabib cry when he finishes him
What an absolute zilch
Fer sure, my man, Canby who couldn't control RDA on the ground and was taken down multiple times and outsruck by RDA is a real münster.
Khabib rapes wrestlelet Canby whose top control is not even in the same dimension as Khabib's. Khabib tires out and rapes the tanklet Woodley who can only throw one punch because he carries too much muscle mass and is so terrified of gassing that he barely fights in his "fights". Khabib rapes Masvidal the grappling can who couldn't even outwrestle old man Maia who gasses in every fight. Only one Khabib loses to is Usman, because Usman is a deadly combination of size, strength, endless gastank that shits all over Canby's (who gassed against RDA, lmao), solid wrestling and actual power in his hands.
You're a retarded fucking bitch. If this can
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is the Nr.2 in the division, then Khabib is easily Nr.1.
I think Khabib takes Dustin. Any decent wrestler beats Khabib. Khabib vs askren would be good. Asskren would work him hard on the ground.
"""hair"""
Masvidal will murder Diaz. Cap this.
Why does Estonia have such an ugly flag?
If kutbib is so good against welterweights why doesn't he move up?! Let him fight Ben Askren first and then we'll talk, kiddo!
the weak should fear the strong
They didnt fight at waterweight, stupid
>If kutbib is so good against welterweights why doesn't he move up?!
Because he's the champion of the most prestigious and competitive division in the UFC and has an actual belt to defend. If Canby is such a good wrestler and doesn't have a size advantage eover Kahbib, why doesn't he move down and take Khabib's belt? It's not like Canby will ever become champ at WW, lmao.
Fer sure, WW RDA beats WW khabib, absolutely true my guy.
I want to have a fivesome with Amanda Nunes, Jessica Andrade, Gabi Garcia, and Claudia Gadelha
If Khabib and Dustin fought 100 times, Dustin would win 5 times.
One of those 5 times will be September 7th in abu babi
Fuck you khabitch
HGH
Enhanced
Extreme
Mogging
When Colby takes Usman's belt and decides to cut to 155 for double belt Kutbib will pull out
mark this comment.
Suck my dick, brown scum
Yes Khabitch loses to everybody at ww
Weili Zhang looks like Dominic Cruz.
Grow up
kek
that's so he can see the bullets a bit better
Why was this picture so awkward?
>fivesome
>only listed 4 people
user...
Dont disrespect my flag you stinky browner
she is taller although
A flag is used to represent a country. Your "flag" is colored toilet paper because it does not represent one.
this picture was posted on Yea Forums once before i knew who conor was before i knew about Yea Forums.... one night i was half asleep and decided to tune in to cricfree to watch some ufc.... that same night was about a week after this picture was posted and then while i tuned in it was the main event.... the featherweights.... me being a casual almost tuned out because i only followed the light heavy weights and the heavy weights.... and then the interim champ ko'ed the feather weight champ in THORTEEN seconds.... that night i became a conor fanboy. That picture reminds me of the post when they hype was real and reminded me that i had no clue who that manlet in the picture was.... i was so blind.
Dont talk to me, dont even look at me
die amerikaner
will they ever learn!?
If Andrade goes up to the flyweight with a chin like that Valentina gonna make a party pooper on her face
Get a grip,
1. That's not Weili Zhang
2. Cyborg is wearing heels.
3. Dominic Cruz is the shortest 5'8 person I've ever seen in my life
Zhang is 5'4 but looks like 6'0 due to the heighroids
You can't deny her face is bigger than his.
You also can't deny I'm bigger than you in every way.
Imagine Megan Anderson. Got it? Now imagine stuffing your entire head into her stinky shorts as she releases the most rancid brap ever sniffed. A putrid brap that has been forsaken by God himself. Now imagine catching a whiff of said brap as it gently wafts it's way into your mouth. The calm before the storm. Now I'd like you to imagine inhaling with the force of a thousand men, allowing the Aussie's noxious fumes to invade your lungs, and her rotten shit particles splatting on your face as her beautiful pale, rotund, sweaty ass cheeks smack back and forth against each other.
>182cm 76KG 78" Reach
Lol manlet! I AM THE BIGGEST!
I will get a grip on your little cock, tread carefully
*blocks your path*
Andrade sell the fight, fite me cunts
Are you bragging about being a 194er
Penile length and/or circumference? Simply out of curiosity.
user, 194 was 7 years ago...
Yes. Yes I am.
It's like I was supposed to be on that fateful night... tuned in!
Before I used to follow Cain and JDS and Bones Jones and would tune in to the UFC very rarely.
I waited for GSP to return from his eye injury and followed Condit. I witnessed Robbie Lawler go to war with Rory and saw one of the nogeiras smash Tito's ribs.... I also saw Frank Mir break one of Nogeira's arm!
I was a casual until Daddy Conor showed me the way of the trash talk!
Also I remember Anderson Silva was dominating for a long time.
Lad, I remember when chuck liddell fought at ufc 37.5
what would you do if you were at a bar and BJ Penn comes at your face and challenged you to a brawl
dudeeeeeeeee!
do you remember that guy that won by submission (terror)?
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best night ever
You should've seen Brock Lesnars first fight as it happened. that was some wild stuff and it didn't seem like he should've been able to move that fast
I do also remember dave batista's fight!
i also remember kimbo slice's fight!
you sissies wont fite me, i'll retire undefeated
I remember it differently but I think it's because I used to have optimism for the future
Matt Hughes used to be sponsored by Full Tilt Poker and he had his own table with a reserved seat for him where he'd occasionally drop in and play. The buy-in was like $25. I remember being at his table right before the Brock fight and people were asking him who he picked and he said Mir.
I remember this fight! It was BRUTAL... for Tito! :^)
UFC Fight Night Sao Paulo Free Fight- Minotouro Nogueira vs Tito Ortiz
The ref took a very long time to stop the fight.
Buy him a few drinks until he falls off his stool then soccer kick him like this
Pride FC rules
What an absolute meat mountain.
I forget how tiny lil gooby is sometimes
mmm, I wonder what's going to happen on Saturday...
You know I meant his first fite in ufc you donk no one even knew this shit happened until after he fought mir
I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure what you mean :/
Why have you bastards taken my name and just added 1 to each category, it actually has me seething a little bit. Take it off, NOW.
Gonna stop replying to you now.
17cm length, not sure on the girth but it's somewhere between 5-6 inches.
Yeah, but didn't Frank Mir ankle pick him?!
That's what I remember... I will have to find the fight.
This is my real trip.
And I'm both of those guys.
I am trolling you! Yea Forums bro. I took them off last night it was only for 2 posts! :^)
Frank Amir had a horseshoe up his ass. Mashallah
neither do i desu
Turns out I'm not really a UFC 149er... but I did jump on the goober bandwagon.
I now clearly remember both Frank Mir and Lesnar fights as well as the Cain fight where Bork got hit in the liver and went down.
I liked when bork spun around a bunch bork always entertains too bad about his teeth
>17cm
I don't even know what that means. This is America motherfucker, get it right
We need to see John Cena in the cage. Would he be able to hold his own vs a trained fighter like Yoel or Paolo Costa?
You're right.... looking back now he moved way too fast for a heavy weight! That guy is a specimen!
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>the Cain fight where Bork got hit in the liver and went down
Cazzie just outed himself lads
> dc got SMASHED
Attitude Adjustment to Costa or Yoel while in the ring would be the best thing to watch!
Well it was a long time ago. Didn't Bork blame diverticulitis?!
Please stop shilling this Piana wannabe
Son...
NEW THREAD
I was right.
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Cain hit him in the body and Bork went down.... Cain then proceeded to ground and pound him to death.
Details were a bit blurry I'm still hungover.
Lost weight. Had sex.
Thanks for bullying me into bettering my life /heem/. Also whats your most looked forward to fight this week besides poirier/khabib?
NGANNOU IS A NI-
Will Khabib lose to askren?
Always love watching Barboza fight. I think Felder will try to pour on the pressure and it might be too much for Barboza to handle, but it's a great matchup between two guys with lots of history. Personally I want to see Barboza cripple Felder with body kicks, always so satisfying to see body heems. People just break at a certain point of liver/gut/rib pain
Any one in top ten at lightweight is a tough fite, b.
Man, this guy deserves a title shot. What is wrong in the ufc?
yeah b those daytime time slots are a b-b-b-beast of a ratings trap.
Hair looking thick in this