TURN LEFT

FUCK RAIN
ITS A SMALL CELL COMING THROUGH
TAKES AN HOUR TO DRY IT!!!!!

Reports coming in that they may have lost the track

fug

Any cazzies here want to ask questions?

love all the gold and chrome numbering

soon

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there's no fucking way we're racing today

for fucks sake. First Daytona now Darlington

how does wedge work.

When was the last time the Southern 500 was actually raced on a Labor Day monday?

Why does Larson hit the wall every race?

>2019
>STILL not building a fucking dome over your multi-billion dollar stadiums

we're lookin good. Just a strong cell going south west, nothing else hitting the ground behind it.

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Congrats, you killed 50k+ spectators due to carbon monoxide poisoning, architectural genius

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Thats pretty much based to me

this storm cell blows into the bar and soaks your tracks ass. what do?

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Gordon >>>>>> Earnhardt

blow dry my balloon knot

50k+ dead murricans every year? Yes please!

By the time they dry the track Dorian will be there

have you told your parents youre gay yet?

Dorian is really slow.

zoom zoom

For a race track, you would have to design it so that you have a roll-up roof, but also have open sides like a couple of baseball stadiums due to ventilation from all of the fumes race cars make.

Daytona USA 2 had a track that was like what you're talking about.

>youtube.com/watch?v=c5FMUSXiMjI

looks like it's going to be a long shitposting night

Strap in kid

The difference is, Dale died a king. I'm not trying to be edgy, but Dale crashed at the best time when he was absolutely in his peak. For that he will always be remembered as "The King" of Nascar.

Meanwhile Gordon had bursts of success in the early 2000's but eventually made an absolute mockery of himself in the 2010's.

And anyway, you can't really compare them -- they're two different generation drivers.

90's = Dale Earnhardt
00's = Jeff Gordon

what if we had them race in a clear tube that has a vacuum to pull the CO out? adds Oxygen to the pit stop strategy, 1 bottle or 2 bottle stops. also there is no air so no more cleanairwinslol. did i fix NASCAR?

>be me
>feeling the early effects of dorian
>light grill and drinking beer
>waiting for this cell over the track to fuck off
how are you spending your night Yea Forumsartans

Listening to nightcore

>heavy rain until 8:30
>light rain until 9:45
you guys think they will wait it out or postpone until tomorrow?

Are you bored during the NBC half Jeff?

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100% postponed

>It's just a small cell

DON'T POSTPONE TOMORROW

PLEASE

FUCKING SHITTY WAGIE JOB IS MAKING ME WORK LABOR DAY SO I'LL MISS IT

Why don't they just leave them in the garage?

This is the longest race of the year in terms of time

>p-please dont change the channel

>joe nemechek is in this race

Everything I read was that leading up to the accident, Dale was already thinking about retiring from NASCAR and racing in sportscars for Chevrolet's Team Corvette. That was why he ran the Daytona 24 Hours that year for them with Jr.

IMO Dale Sr. would've retired after 2001, maybe '02 and still probably would've been considered a guy going out of NASCAR on his own terms rather than a lack of competitive drive and/or results like Jeff Gordon did.

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wagie wagie get back in your cagie

>grilling
>stepmom comes out
>”sometimes you just gotta have a hotdog”
>goes back in
what did she mean by this

>people ITT actually, unironically, work on federal holidays
l m a o

Also, can they even race tomorrow? Like, isn't Dorian coming to SC right now? Pretty sure it's going to be downpour in South Carolina for the entire week because of the hurricane.

why is there always a jungle monkey sperging out about americans on every thread? is it to look cool to the brits?

dorian isn’t even remotely close to SC right now
it’s gonna crawl all week and then get there

>Dorian coming to SC right now
finally vortex theory meets its final boss

Theoretically, lets say they can't race Darlington at all this week. What happens? Is Darlington just scrubbed out of the results like the race never happened or is like Byron automatically awarded the win since he's at pole?

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It's because America are the bad guys of the world and your time is up.
Communism will prevail.

holy fuck you're an idiot.....

they'll probably move it to the end of the season as a non championship event

you need to work on your posting skills

They moved the race from 9/11 to the end of the year, but I don't think that will work now because of the chase.

you need to work

>people on this 4th channel are so retarded they can't read a weather forecast for a hurricane and subsequently think that it will somehow impact this race

...

Im not speaking about americans, Im speaking about killing people by suffocating them, and thats based

careful with that edge bud

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NEVER

>people ITT actually, unironically, work on federal holidays
Of course I do, it's double time.
t. at work right now collecting OT.

i have a feeling he’s either a 13 year old that just got internet within the last year and can’t control himself or some 30 year old guy that’s the brazilian version of bobs and vagene

>postponed until tomorrow
the Dorian tracks toward SC and it gets cancelled until Thursday

>He doesn't go into work on the weekends to get ahead on projects so he can take off early on weekdays for good rates on golf

letting Brazilian favela apes on the internet was truly mans gravest error, i wish chileanon would walk over there and slap the shit out of you.

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Tonight-A chance of showers, mainly before 8pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 70. Northeast wind 3 to 7 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

For reference Darlington is North Central of South Carolina

And if you can't pick out South Carolina the education system may have failed you

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its dumping a half inch between now and 8:30

>not understanding how hurricane hysteria hype works
cringe

>Brazilian favela apes
Yeah, sure Manuel

>joey loganos goblina wife
>absolutely emasculated

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Sun is out

What do you mean, I'm providing evidence that there's no way that this race won't happen this week

N I G G E R

Joey Logano wins le internet
>8:30
What is this is central time?

>

Are they running the 550hp cuck package?

BASED Kyle

They will be making runs on Home Depot and Lowes for plywood, Walmart and Target for cases of mineral enhanced drinking water, and slamming the gas stations by 8AM tomorrow in mass hysteria over Dorian
The emergency declaration will follow shortly thereafter

I think wer going to be fine. Light blue and aqua isn't hitting the ground. Plus the numbers are "per hour" Bands are moving faster than that.

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I used to think Brazilians were amazing people based on how good they were every year at soccer

/turnleft/ has taught me that Chile>Rest of South American negros

Clint coming in clutch providing valuable content for NBC

digits and somebody else dies this weekend

Bowman fans actually exist?

Not in fucking Darlington, your shit is off topic and we'll known

oh shit
>god punishing hamlin for cheating yesterday

>Clint Bowyer will never notice you sitting alone in the grandstands and come over to hang out and bullshit with you

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2130

bright sunshine and fast racing will come to you, but only if you post “PUT ANOTHER DIP IN KYLE” in this thread.

Why do clouds drop precipitation in square formations when they are obviously not square shaped in the sky?

Is it the same sort of phenomenon like with snowflakes

>stating im a nigger while Im just a proud mutt

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Is Bowyer based?

its due to the implications user

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>being a mutt nigger
lmaoing at ur life

>Dibeneditto

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>favorite good driver
>favorite shit driver
Harvick and Bubba for me

>Like, isn't Dorian coming to SC right now
Dorian is in the Bahamas

Elliott

Byron

Reddit hates Dibeneditto now that he aligned himself with El Presidente

kyle
clint

Reddit turned on Guido, who is in tremendous shape and now /ourguy/

Happy Barstool picked up the sponsorship

>hey Rutledge
>your wife love this tattoo of the king
>in fact i was fucking her right before you knocked on the door
>here's how she chugs my semen you faggot cuckold

Haha okay Darrell save some for after the race

Matty d redemption arc

twitter and reddit had a meltdown when he announced that sponsorship

Kyle Larson
Kyle Larson

Larson and Bubba desu

You mean he came out in support of Trump???

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correct answer

Krista's glasses would look a lot better with my cum all over them

will they race today?

>good
Harvick
>bad
Larson lel

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Who the fuck is guido?
And why does reddit hate barstool?

Wtf?

I enjoy Barstool not for their content, which is pretty much shit, but for their incredible ability to make Deadspin seethe so hard I can smell it from my living room

Lel

Trump is not El Presidente

FUCKING ZOOMERS AND THEIR IPAD COMPUTERS!

Fucking overprivileged zoomie faggot

Those toys were the best. Go back to your shitty iPad asshole

Based Cash dabbing on boomer toys

Guido is Matt DiBenedetto #95

Reddit hates barstool because it's the anti-reddit

>boomies unironically getting triggered by a 7 year old

isnt it past your bedtime little zoom zoom

WAIT

>LARSON IS ASIAN!!!!????

Is barstool....pro Yea Forums??

I always thought it was cancerous

>is it because I am asian

lmao Larson

>was that an asian joke
Absolutely based

I hate Barstool since they cancelled Boozin' Burgers but they are still overall the good guys in my book

>golf

>not playing iRacing or Nascar Heat or something

I hope somebody records this interview

>ywn play vidya with your driver bros during a rain delay

No wonder Larson is such a shit driver he's Asian

smoking a cig in the yard. let me get a quick rundown

Is this race gonna be good or just another boring show?

They all play with wheels and pedals, I doubt they take the stuff on the road

>spending an hour setting up your toaster with the wheels and pedals, logging into iracing, sitting at your gaming chair shaped like a racing seat

>or sitting on the couch with your bros and turning on your PS4 and quickly playing some golf game in under 2 minutes like a Chad

Denny, Larson, and Steakhouse playing vidya and Larson made a funny

Hold up, we might be racing soon

They are definitely cancerous but some people can't just ignore bad content they gave to go out of their way to complain that it's Hitler reincarnated

>Larson, Hamlin, Steakhouse, and some other fag are playing vidya golf during the rain delay IN Larson's RV
>Darrel Wallace walks out of the back of the RV zipping up his race pants, followed by Austin Dillon's wife
>Larson says Dillon's wife doesn't like him as much as Darrell because he's Asian
>Denny snorts a line of coke

/comfy/

!START

wheres the lie though?

It's still going to take them 2 hours to dry the track. Don't get your hopes up yet

>not having a second, lightweight, portable iRacing setup

mite be cool

It's boring but people wreck a lot since they run so close to the wall

*huff* *huff*

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Has Yea Forums forgiven Newman yet?

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No fuck that faggot and his fake engineering degree

>forgiven
>implying he did anything wrong

Based newman for dabbing on Guido Gang

much more based than reddidetto and his shit autistic fanbase

Newman is always shitty no matter what. I've hated this guy since I started following the sport. When he won Phoenix a few years back it pissed me off

Newman is the hero we needed

He also took out Larson to Jew Gordon out of the final chase race in arguably his best season in the 21st century

Always. Hell, I wish he won the championship in 2014 for RCR with no wins just to really fuck with people.

Why does everyone's hate bro-country so much?

It's literally bringing more fans to the sport + it got Trump elected

maybe you can start by explaining what the fuck "bro-country" is in the first place

i wish he won the chip with no wins in the desperate hope nascar brass would realize how regarded they and the chase are

*retarded

dumb question I think. Would it be worthwhile during a rain delay to have a selected number of fans or whatever driver their cars around the track to aid in dryng?

Exactly.

/turnleft/ is bro country territory

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one of my old managers moved to CT to start working on the robot pickers.

CALL IN!
>CALL IN!
CALL IN!
>CALL IN!
CALL IN!
>CALL IN!

Theyre drying the tracks bros

>soon to be 2am here
should I stay awake and hope for a miracle or should I give up and go to sleep?

Do you have any obligations tomorrow?

Anybody here gonna call in for the Nascar america thing?

They're drying the track and the rain is over. You'll miss the race if you sleep now Hans

assuming because your of nazi descent that you don't have a holiday tomorrow.
Just watch it on the replay.

Track drying has resumed.

comfy hours

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I have to call government-subsidized TV company to tell them that I get student half welfare half loan so I don't have to pay their shitty TV tax (similar to BBC TV licence) but their call times are until 19:00.

844-NASCARNBC

>nazi descent
at least we lost to global superpowers, not to some rice farmers

dud you're all bothered kek.
DO YOU HAVE A HOLIDAY TOMORROW?

Bubba throwing the football again

No our next holiday is 3rd October celebrating the unification of the two Germanys we had during the Cold War

shit thats the fall here. I guess kinda of like Halloween here.

Halloween is a public holiday in my state and a few other parts of germany but it's actually for some religious shit, reformation day

yea we just eat candy and throw toilet paper in trees kek

>watching the end of this Bristol race
:^(

i will never understand why they switched to a stage system lads

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The stages are nice, there just doesn't need to be a caution at the end of them.

Go to a race and you'll understand. Also less commercials during the race

very true anons, crowd explodes with restarts.

When does the race start?

Gordon retired cause he realized that with the new meme chase format he could have his best season in a decade and get knocked out of contention because of a flat tire and Newman divebombing Larson for 18th in the last turn

Which one of you fucks is on the phone

kek

Did Drew forget who his favorite driver is?

I'm calling now, what do I ask bois?

No vulgar pls

how much more nascar heat can i get in before we go green lads?

is trux a true driver.

My mom just bought me an iracing sub how long until I make it to NASCAR?

The race will happen tonight, there is a mandatory coastal evacuation tomorrow so they want to limit their impact on the roads/EMS.

Ask them why they don't put a dome over the tracks for this exact reason

>Also less commercials during the race
hmmm, maybe INDYCAR should do this. That shit is borderline unwatchable.

What cheatparts will Gibbs be using tonight?

ask the chick to show her feet

Hailie Deegan or Natalie Decker for best ass

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Ask them who is best girl.

Who sucks a meaner wiener? Kligerman or Dinger?

thats a super cute vid though, teen elephant having fun.

YOU
JUST
KNOW

Do you think Jimmie Johnson has a shot at the championship?
Ask it unironically

she sucks mad black wiener for sure

gross.

I'll go with natalie until degs provides evidence of the contrary

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we gonna go at 9?

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Hailie Deegan is actually just a cute underage racecar driver while Decker is just an Instagram whore. It's like comparing apples and oranges.

I change my mind you gotta ask "When will Kyle Larson get into the wall?"

Lmao I'll ask this, hope I'll get through

>Hailie Deegan is actually just a cute underage racecar driver
Hailie turned 18 last month

this

Delaying the race to another day would look like chumps, especially after indycar started at 1130 and ran until 130. The expectations have been raised now.

Still too young wait till she's 19

Cody from PA sounds like he browses Reddit

Shit man, it's hard af to get through this call-in. The line is busy everytime.

Shit buddy we appreciate your dedication

track starting to look decent

>seething Hamlelcuck

who here /misswindtunnel/

TURN THE DAMN TV DOWN BOBBY

god dang it bobby

>Hamlin
>dark horse

excuse me?

My dark horse pick is unironically Larson, he's saving his dominant not-running-into-the-wall form for the playoffs

WE'RE RACING TONIGHT LADS

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

talking 10 PM start. NASCAR doesn't care. They have to get this in cause evacuation orders for parts of SC are happening tomorrow

yeah I don't think they know what dark horse means lol.

I'd say Byron or Blaney

You stupid fucking idiot. Paul Menard's dad is literally the richest man in Wisconsin. HIS FUCKING DAD OWNS ALL THE MENARDS STORES IN THE USA.

Paul Menard has won one fucking NASCAR race in his life in the over 10 years he's been racing. It was at Indianapolis and it was because he was on fuel strategy (Gordon was caching him).

PAUL MENARD FUCKING SUCKS

Don't ever post this stupid shit again

started drinking at 6 when theis was supposed to stratr.....

I think that boomer asked for their favorite as well as a dark horse

I need a new pasta this one doesn't do it for me anymore

i posted this in the reddit bristol race thread and 98% of those retards bought it hook line and sinker

I've actually met Paul Menard before

I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.

The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.

When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.

This is what the call in should be

Based NASCAR drinker

gotta power through my man

OP Menard pasta maker here

Thank you

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Dark horse to them is anyone that isn't le big 3 or whatever the equivalent is this year

An hour or so

oh ill be here I think.

What're you drinking?

i dont know about you guys but im fuckin piled now and probably wont remember who wins tomorrow

Ordering some Chick-fil-A from GrubHub

what do you niggas want?

old fashioneds

Popeye's

publix chicken tender sub

Weak bait.

they aren't open on Sunday though.......

Pizza

>Chick-fil-A

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Won't be home for another hour and a half. When's this baby gonna get going, I don't wanna miss much

Nuts

10 PM ET seems to be the consensus

I have the script Hamlin wins again another W for the good guys

Maybe 30 minutes till intros

true, im about 12oz in

which one lasted till 1:15am last year?

I don't mind them, the original chicken sandwich is great but everything from the sandwiches to nuggets and strips are overpriced as fuck.

If I want a chicken sandwich it's going to be the McChicken.

>cocaine
>in the Bible Belt

Nope. He can only get that shit on the west coast and in Florida. Everywhere else keeps the drugs out

Winner roll!

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urban USA...

home...

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>almirola
based

Winner roll

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Denny has a special envoy to go to Richland County to get his "stuff"

at least it was 'til i fucked everything up

>Pennsyltucky
>urban

Reroll

F to him for next year. Maybe he wil lmove to arca.

Bros I am close to giving up on calling these guys.

why does this pic look oddly comfy

muh god at 9:30
We're racing soon

DRIVERS TO THEIR CARS

HERE WE GO LADS

That's bumfuck PA in the Appalachian Mountains

Anyone remember that late as fuck but comfy as fuck Daytona race?

Well, I tried to call in...

Also fuck that last guy who pussied out

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Thanks for the try user

The one headlined by Juan vs. The Jet Dryer?

Because you finally got the chance to pull off the fucking freeway to eat/piss/stretch after your dad drove 3+ hours straight (actual madman) with your mom and sister.

Good thing mom is with though. Whenever you traveled with dad you only got to get peanuts (99p Planters travel bags) and bottles of water for snacks while your dad chewed/smoked cigarettes the whole ride with mom gone

i was on duty for that one, tried to stay up for it but had to go to bed for watch
that's the one where dillon went into the fence right

The one where Wallace spun Gordon out?

>85
i admire your dedication, we'll get em next time

WOOOOOOOO ITS ON BOYOS!

>put tarps on car before the rain
>take tarps off after the rain
>cars are still soaking wet

????

The National Anthem and invocation are tentatively scheduled for 9:30 PM.

It was too wet

>9:20
>It's way past my bedtime
Old man

what the hell was the dude on harvicks car doing with the map gas tank?

kek all the driver interviews sounds like they are drunk (I am so that may be why

Clint Bowyer is fucking gold

If I was a driver I'd have honestly just taken a nap and have one of my crew wake me up when it was time to go back out.

Some of these dudes look tired as fuck already

Throwback night was fun once. Only once.

to be fair, once they get moving in the cars I'm sure they'll be wide awake

>that jab at Byron from Krylel
Is he STILL seriously salty from Watkins Glen? Jesus.

well i mean, he is called kryle for a reason

wait I missed it, what did he say?

Sure, but their agility and reflexes have like -2 modifier now, and stamina drains on survival mode. I hope they take mana potions before they start.

I'm surprised no one did this. Jet dryers takr fucking forever.

i really wanna see harvick run his old goodwrench scheme once before he retires

He's a cheater and tried to screw Gordon out of a Chase berth in his best season in the 21st century

What if they did cocaine right before the race to prepare?

Not so easy huh?

SEE:

Confirmed

my digits from earlier confirm he dies tonight

These digits will reaval tonights actual winner

>Denny wins and then drops dead in Victory Lane from a heart attack from the Adderal-cocaine mix in his system
Based

Dies from a cocaine overdose after he wins?

Logano suddenly looks like a 50 year old man

Gimmie clean shaven and ready to win

is the non stereo speakers part of the nostalgia?

Is that Chase's sister? Attractive regardless

Is Krut with that really popular Russian now?

Imagine being excited by an Eric Church concert

HUM HWAATTT?

This

Chilebro better still be around. Labour day shall soon be a Chilean holiday

>running down a meme with a qt

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RUNNIN DOWN A MEME

Prepare for Denny or Kyle to lead by 5 seconds for the next 3 hours

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. GETS ME TORQUED!

I love the lady in black.

I hope Darlington gets 2 dates again.

we have it on may 1st, national week is mid september but im ready to start celebrating now

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Joe Gibbs really out here

What happens if a driver signs on with a NASCAR team to race in the cup but doesn't know how to drive stick?

Can they put an automatic in the car for him or will NASCAR deem it an unfair advantage (autos are faster then manuals)

...

I'm rooting for him to win tonight, Chliebro

This is by far my least favorite pasta

Are they going to do the throwback announcer team this year or is it past their bedtime?

48 going back to Victory Lane tonight boys!

Well Houston is getting btfo so figured I'd come back, haven't watched since the glen. this shit even start yet?

Austin Dillon drives an automatic.

Rolling for winner.

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>the lady in black
>the track too tough to tame
>ken squire
>the minnow pond
>darlington stripe
>the wall will reach out and grab you
>throwbacks
>days of thunder
>steve letarte babbling unintelligibly
>back up through the gears they go
>the gray ghost
>playoff points
just saved you 4 hours

nah it's denny for sure

This isn't Natalie. Who would've even taken the picture?

Damn west coast start times

Invalid
This is the winner

Jimmmy deans donkey sausage

I wish they'd have the throwback announcers back to say "Suarez, The Mexican!"

what do you know about donkey sausage user?

Me

everything and everyting anyting

HEY RUT

fuck me Debenidetto's paint is BASED. Only good tribute out there

>pace car
damn the new mustang is fucking ugly

Look at the 10 and 41.

Based Tony throwbacks

>not DARLINGTON USA with old font on the barriers

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>two Tony cars running Tony paint
that ego's a big yikes

cringe

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The jet dryers and all emergency vehicles should have Juan Pablo Montoya throwback paint schemes with flames.

Matt DiBenedetto is based

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For me, it's Carlington

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Larson into the wall lap roll

Seeing Tony Stewart's '05-'07 scheme and Kevin Harvick's '07-'10 scheme running nose to tail really fucked with me. When did I get so old that those schemes are classics?

You have to go back

looks like an r8 lms from certain angles

time is a cruel thing user

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/misscarl/

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>he doesn't know

We've detailed how Guido has de-redditized himself previously in this thread. Kick rocks buddy

wait wtf
was carl really that ripped?

LIGHTS OUT ON THE PACE CAR

every day

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based recession photo

it still looks like that. I went to Penn State, not too far from there

JESUS CHRIST CAN WE GET THIS STARTED>>>>>>

Doing a backflip is fucking hard, user.

AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO

Yes

when does le narwahl bacon?

GOTTA SHOW DA THROWBACK CARS

>lights on again
well, nevermind

SIDE BY SIDE THROUGH THE GEARS THEY GO INTO TURN 1

NASCAR using the 1990s "NASCAR Race Car" A Post decal is a really nice touch

GO JIMMIE!!!!

finally

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And we're single file. Shit track.

have you been asleep the past week?

>spanish commentator just saying cole trickle instead of william byron

based

no fuck. Darlington is a single groove track. Same as Best Bristol once was. Are you new?

How do you say Dat Jones Boi in Spanish?

Using this package here is so fucking dumb

Single groove is fine when they're not driving 550 hp toasters that don't have passing power

el chico jones

knew

>only hitting 171
yikes

They have all 750 HP. It's the aero fail on display

Phoenix racing Krut wasn't the most successful Krut, but it was peak Krut

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your mom tired me out pretty good

PHUCK THE ALMS COMMERCIALS!

Your dumb

fun allowed!

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My mom died in her sleep one night when I failed to respond to some thread on Yea Forums

Kurt was something else that season. In addition to going insane, he was driving Finch's cars so hard that I don't think the equipment could handle it.

>These speeds

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this one is better than rich carbabby's

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lmao indy lights would lap these shitbricks

>all 750 HP
All would be 900

krut saying lines from the movie was gold

>tfw didnt watch any prerace and can't tell who's who when the numbers aren't visible
this is stupid

I know. and it hurts to think about it because really it would be 950+ approaching 1000 if you let Yates and TRD run wild

I'm amazed they didn't sperg out and call Byron's fishtail a throwback slide

183.479 mph in 2014

same

time to put the throwback meme to rest

>rick giving free advertising for kodiak
umm, that's problematic

Are we not going to get some old boomer commentary this year?

Yes please

>tfw no 90 year old dying in the booth

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They died waiting for the race to start.

what the heck is denny doing!

>competition caution comes out the second Jimmie passes Kes
Rigged?

>competition caution
>rigged

I can't believe no one at NBC has considered putting Allen Bestwick & Wally Dallenbach in the booth for old time's sake. Massive missed opportunity as great as it is listening to Ken Squier & Ned Jarrett.

>its only lap 38
I'm not gonna make it fellas

They were doing decades previously, but this year was "early 90s", so expect at least 3 more years of it. The amount of merch that gets sold from the throwbacks is probably what is keeping it going.

AB probably under some fucky ESPN non-compete clause forever even though they intend to never cover motor sports again

>2020 southern 500
>all throwbacks are to mike harmon schemes

>shows Byron in second
>Byron wins off of pit road!

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>He currently commentates tennis matches featured on the ESPN+ platform.
yikes

cologuard

>send back a huge load in the box

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Based rednecks

>manlet kurt busch

it's time to throw back to the throwbacks

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people say this as a meme, but legitimately, the world isn't ready for this

Damn. They could at least have him do f1 commentary now they have the rights

Can they throw it back to when this sport was good?

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based and boomerpilled

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Bestwick>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rick Meme

Tfw just remembered I'm going to the race next weekend

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BASED.

That's just fucking wrong

>alternate reality 2019
>dale jr dies in the plane crash
>every single car is a dale jr throwback of some sort
>multiple teams copy the #8 bud car so there are 5 identical bud schemes each with their own slightly off shade of red and fake DEI stripes

/missjerry/

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even gen 5.5 was better

Real shit.

underrated

I regret missing the merch

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>every single car is a dale jr throwback of some sort
>multiple teams copy the #8 bud car so there are 5 identical bud schemes each with their own slightly off shade of red and fake DEI stripes
I can see this happening even in this timeline. The xfinity race this weekend reminded us all the cult of dale jr is strong

A smouldering wreckage paintscheme would be cool.

dr. punch/jarret/petree were comfy

I could really go for a pair of Big Macs

>DEI sues ALL of them, wins
>teams don't have enough money so Nascar collectively sells the series to DEI

This one wins

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With the Gen 7 I hope that we can get some speed back into these cars.

why is Teresa Earnhardt such a bitch?

They've already pretty much committed to never going back to full horsepower on the speedways

>dallara
ohnononono

Any Darlington Stripes yet?

I know that but the speeds we've been seeing this year for cup are pathetic.

NASCAR-e when?

the 12 is a joke of a throwback. why bother

that landon car look slick

Landon's throwback is the best of the year

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the silver bullet is one of the good ones out there. its probably the most accurate

All these throwback pics just remind me how ugly the modern car is

Truth.

Bread's is dead on

GOD DAMN IT TRICKLE

bread has the same sponsor, landon's car is the closest to the real paint scheme without the original sponsor

>chevy will never EVER get a new ad campaign

Bread always has a good throwback

LaJoie or Kyle Busch is most accurate

I had a moonman happy meal diecast as a kid, but we donated them

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Easy to do when the sponsor is the same. When they don't have the "rights" to the original sponsor/scheme, it gets difficult to get it exact.

banned for hate speech

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what's his endgame?

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KILL A NIGGER TONIGHT

He’s doing intense research for the next gen cars

Morgan Shepherd without the commitment to God

digits and gimmie wins tonight

the game was rigged from the start

COME ON JIMMIE

HOLY FUCK GIMME IS ACTUALLY COMPETITIVE

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He was playing the long con

>gimmie

Oh shit. He wants this win

CHASE SAYS NEOOOOUUUUUUU

>DEI no longer exists

feels bad man

well

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>can we just have JR do all the commentating from now on?

official here. tonight is a rigged Jimmie win

The Chevys are looking awesome tonight

dubs and gimmie is kill

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Good

daddy's little cum dumpster

unverified, if false

Fucking 42 out here to snooze across the finish line

>$3.65/gallon

yikes

Nah he'll hit the wall soon.

Dunno yet. They can't check their underwear while they're in the car, user.

>who here remember this

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>still stage 1

>Sterling Marlin's career highlight is getting penalized on a red flag

It’s time for Kyle to do the right thing and dump Gimmie putting that guy out of his misery

based

This stage feels like it's taking forever.

I remember.

>6. Elliot

Maybe Kryle can throwback to when he broke his legs instead.

because it only started less than an hour ago

was Kyles penalty enough for replacing everything other than the complete car?

NEW THREAD

>its just Busch brothers, Keselowski and Hamlin all race

I stayed up all night for this shit?

based

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He won the daytona 500 twice back to back and probably would have won the championship the year this happened if he didn't get hurt at Kansas.

Well at least Byron's pit crew is playing the Days of Thunder part right by being FUCKING USELESS

monkeys fuckin a coconut

saddest thing about this photo is that area is half abandoned today

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>hurricane dorian has higher sustained wind speeds than these cars

I wish spee was around for that