/copalib/ - /comfylib/ ediition

Wat

Niemand verslaat ons in vibe

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish a was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala

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Hold on until December at least, so you can see Flamengo league champion, Libertadores champion, and World champion.

Invite mls teams to copalib, we would rape you.

Atlanta
Seattle
Galaxy
LAFC
NYRB
Timbers
NYCFC

are all better than any south american team

We are buying your talents

We are growing every year

Respect us

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No you wouldn't.
Your most notable player is a swedcuck has-been. That tells a lot about your league's level.

>implying no Bahia as national champion

Convince your Federation to try to play the Libertadores.

nice

How big you think is the intersection between the Brazilian population of football fans and otakus? Do they all hang around here?

Bit redundant there

VOCÊ PENSA QUE O FLAMENGO É TIME?

O TIME CHAMA MARCELO
AGACHATE Y CONOCELO

UÓLACE

tiny, it seems, but i would ask on why you're curious, my friend

You're afraid

Mls has too much money these days

First we will buy your Pity's, your Barco's, your Almiron's, your Rossi's, your Pavon's

Next we will come for your best prospects who would go to Europe otherwise

Fear us

And yet you can't even be the fourth biggest sport in murristan.
Also, Tribilín y Torombolo.

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>loses to mexican teams in concachampions

> vtv
*gets anxious*

>Next we will come for your best prospects who would go to Europe otherwise

For that to happen, you would have to buy Europe's best prospects too, and maybe in a million years that will start to happen

Preseason, retard. Mls teams aren't at their best during the irrelevant Concacaf champions league
Doesnt matter, we have too much money to fail

Mls is already dominating this hemisphere economically

Your afraid

You fear us

Money can't win a libertadores or a champions
>see Boca and City

Gol de teo

All otakus like football because all of them are simpletons with bad taste.

Zero effort troll.

de artrossis was shit

did he play today?

Or just see Liverpool spend world record fees, retard
Zero effort troll, Mls is already a top 10 world league. You are playing catch up to us.

Based.

>Mls is already a top 10 world league
[citation needed]

> san memenzo puntero
wew

just stop replying to him you turbo retards

FUCK VAKA AND FUCK RiVAR

Smart post

I for one welcome our mls overlords.

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CHORY CHORY PAN

Fuck off, Colombian league would probably smash MLS

Série C

1st leg
Paysandu 0-0 Náutico

For me? Its Feroviario

btw, what happened in the Super Clasico?

>girl comes over to fuck
>she brings beer
life can be good bros

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literally nothing

and I would smash Colombias mom desu.

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Based, girls here never do that.

>Basco

>murderball
>midfield pinball
>River attacks but always ends in nothing
>Boca parks the bus and maybe a cheeky free kick
>people paid for this

>DIMinuto

reminder /copalib/, the paisas will always disappoint you.

Does that mean to /bet/ against nacional today?

>lots of dead players
>losing to tolima
>osorio

Imagine paying for pack futbol

Were. It's subjunctive.

>galinha
>basco

>giving yous to a burger troll
Go home /copalib/, you are drunk

Classic superclasico

lads

LADS

>Cerro

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>Cerro Porteño

>cp

> club cerro porteño

>perro costeño

>Colina do Porto

youtube.com/watch?v=w9alMzDycbk

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dumb fairy tail poster

based fairy tail poster

No Carlos Renaux?

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>tubarao
is this bootleg burrior?

Estou cansado woobie.

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perros are more important than women prove me wrong

>people actually think that narco.Anal isn't the best team in colombia
>Is the only prefessional with structure of BIG TEAM

GOL HIJUEPUTA

>that fucking slip

kek

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Hmmm I see other 5 - 1 coming

I want to know where is that ARROMBADO who spammed every thread with the palmtree goku

Fuck a.nal
We would be winning 4-0 if our nigs had better decision making.

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Still up 1-0, fuck a.nal. hopefully ortiz can score

based caca

dont shill your channel here pls

toca nada braçao

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>Dogspreading
We are truly living in a paw-triarchy

Do you love Jesus?

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Não ironicamente. É incrível como somos atrasados perto dos técnicos europeus.
Só sabemos revelar jogador. Não é de se admirar que não ganhamos uma Copa do Mundo há 20 anos.

Aliás, Europeus e Argentinos. Se o Sampaoli está deitando e rolando com o fraco time do Santos, imagine um Gallardo com o time do Flamengo ou do Palmeiras.

de este equipo

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Estos negros se comieron todos los mano a mano.

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>"Boca couldn't singlehandedly destroy River tomorrow"
TOP KEK GALLINA PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Xeneizes are ITCHING for a game against riBer.
We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty team.
There wouldn't be a square meter of Monumental that has running water, electricity, or flags that aren't on fire, once our Tevez and Wanchope are done goaling your defenseless squad.
Then, our Barra boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Gallina pig shit they see.
When Boca is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it!

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/copalib/, he's the next winner of Liga Aguila and he's gonna to participate in the Liberators next year, say something nice about him.

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HEY PIECE OF CUNT
¡DELETE YOUR POST!

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>palmeiras

is palmeiras the new vasco?

They'd need one more relegation.

and vasco is the new ponte preta

FLAMENGO NUM É TIME NÃO.

>a. nal niggers need a red card to be even
Fucking shit league this

why does this pic make people go mad?

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Because palmeme is shit

JESUS NÃO AJUDA SE VOCÊ NÃO TREINA, SE SEU TIME É UMA MERDA, NEM JESUS DÁ JEITO. JESUS TEM QUE SE PREOCUPAR COM OUTROS PROBLEMAS DO MUNDO. JESUS TEM QUE SE PREOCUPAR COM A PAZ MUNDIAL, NÃO SE PREOCUPAR COM ESSA MERDA, CHAMADA PALMEIRAS

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Atropellated

BASED NOE POSTER

Underrated

Liga Aguila II Clausura Jornada 9, holy shit santa fe wins edition

Results

La Equidad 1 - 2 Alianza Petrolera
Union Magdalena 1 - 2 Cucuta
Once Caldas 2 - 1 America
Jaguares 1 - 1 Patriotas
Envigado 3 - 3 Aguilas Doradas
Deportivo Cali 3 - 1 Pasto
Santa Fe 2 - 0 Medellin
Atletico Huila 0 - 1 Tolima
Bucaramanga 0 - 0 Junior
Atletico Nacional 1 - 1 Millonarios

Jornada 10 (aka fecha de clasicos) start the next weekend with Cucuta - Bucaramanga (Clásico del Oriente Colombiano)

This week, on wednesday, we have the pending matches from Jornada 7

Union Magdalena - Millonarios
Atletico Huila - Cucuta
La Equidad - Pasto

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Ele tá deitando porque foi eliminado de todas as competições antes de começar o brasileiro. O Renato Gaúcho chegou em 3 semis seguidas de liberta e o Carille ganhou um brasileiro só com jogador da base e agora tá brigando pelo título dnv. O problema é reciclar tecnico q tá aí desde 1990(Felipão, Luxa, Abel, etc)

based peoples letting based doggo relax

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qf collage update (many fast match threads, may have missed some along the way )
drive.google.com/file/d/1WCee881eKM2X-BhMtYuXc7RuO_RR3HT-/view?usp=sharing

galleries
pt1 imgur.com/a/6rRIqCS
pt2 imgur.com/a/8RP40d0
pt3 imgur.com/a/pw23fOs

(there are videos still not in the collag, that will be added later on)

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based collage user

Eating a mexican torta from Tacos El Gavilan - a mexican chain in southern california - with some spicy red salsa and pickled jalapenos, ama

rip La Equidad, we hardly knew ya.

doing perro's work, m8.

fucking cringe

I'm so high I can barely stand upright fellas

get back down then

>calling sandwiches torta
Torta is pie.

>Carille está brigando pelo título

That's why I said mexican torta. And in spanish - or at least mexican spanish - "tart" is "tarta"

Hey guy I watched the game at a bar and was at least impressed with our defense today, millos did okay considering. Fuck a. Nal and fuck niggers.

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Morning /copalib/, and reminder to follow the leader.

I do follow Santos

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Based and checked

based and redpilled

>quarta força

Hello /copalib/
Quick reminder for all to follow /SérieC/ QFs and watch best mascot thrash through all those shitty teams on our way back to Série A

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How do millionarios fans feel knowing that once caldas won a libertadores but they didnt

To namorando aquela mina
Más num sei se ela mim namora

How can I forget this lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=nVcaS6fF0wA

youtube.com/watch?v=_lCgHzHKUd0

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>when you see it, you will shit brix

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vai tomar no meio do cu felipão

Based negro

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My uncle is a caldas fan, it sucks but at the same time seeing him with that team win is unironically satisfying.

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Jajajajaja +10

I feel good for them. I'll always be mad for 89 tho.

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They always remember this mickey mouse cup.

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Keep us updated

It's not real mexican torta if it's not from the mexican torta region of France.

Nobody cares update Fecha 6

Memestatoya 2-1 Chiquinala
Chokeban 0-0 Xelawho
Comunysingente 1-0 una vela fish
St. Arate 0-1 Flojos
Sta. Lu. Cotz 0-0 Dopetigua
Mix Co. 3-1 MALacateco

Boring jornada. Cremas and Rojos keep winning. Cremas keep playing with empty stadium. Everyone else decided they would take this weekend off.

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>Mix Co
uma delicia

>samefag
>cringe
>based

>Avaí can finally win a match
Can't wait

Any updates on the Icardi to Boca situation?

Any updates on the Anelka to Atlético Mineiro situation?

Lads this just happened to me
>be me
>open ig
>some football account I follow posts something about Giorgian De Ascarraeta (goals, stats, the ususal)
>the account is in spanish, but the comments was full of hues
>this wasn't ususal
>comment "sopa de macaco uma delicia" just for the bantz
>inmediately receive death threads from Flamengo fans
Tf I didn't knew brazilians get triggered with this meme

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Kkkkkkkkkkk Holy shit fucking based, dumb hues

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Fuck Corinthians, lads

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Why's Brasil so full of trannies, lads?

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Of course the bosteros ITT are mad about this. They were crying about the ref for yesterday's derby without realizing the irony

Could an elite goalie stopped it?

What's the feeling of taking a dick up your ass /copalib/? Does it hurt?

she looks like iggy pop. I would fuck iggy pop, but not because of his appearance

Can >Cerro finally do it, lads?

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It's like pooping, but on the opposite. The poster below told me.

what are they reading on their phones?
so completely immersed.

Kek

they're reading this thread

Chibchombia footy today

>Torneo Aguila II Clausura

Universitario Popayan (aka Boca Juniors) - Fortaleza

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ah that's what they are watching, i get it now.

ЧTO КPУTO БЛЯДЬ? A?

>tfw no Suchitepéquez

Fucking niggers man, I swear

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>rodo a roda
>plateia batendo palma
>para no 300$
>silvio fala "uma letra"

Letra A

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TEM
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MORRER!

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NAO
TEM
MUNDIAL

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>rodo a roda
>plateia batendo palma
>para no 50$
>silvio fala "uma letra"

Letra E

fuck, i knew i should have picked something more difficult

SOPA DE
MACACO
UMA
DELICIA

Missing the São Paulino that fell off the stadium last saturday...and the follow up with this guy's shirt

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And the commentator that got fired after saying on air that he was going to a brothel

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Because they are superior nation

lel

kek

Ruggeri is getting btfo on twitter for criticizing Boca's tactics. People are pointing out that time Ruggeri's San Lorenzo got 7-1'd at home

He was a fucking joke of a manager and is basically a clown for entertainment these days. Without football, he's nothing but a grumpy old man who wants to fight with clouds, not just yell at them

why is it so hard doing things consciously? I remember earlier this year spending a whole week without masturbating and not even realizing. Now it's been one and a 3/4 days of nofap setember and I keep getting random hard-ons

hormones

just remembered:
>Gemidão do zap playing during Filipe Luis' presentation
>De Rossi hitting a teammate at Boca-Banfield
>Chape's ghost corner

Based, post screencaps.

My 1980's Boca shirt

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my state has higher GDP than your country

Speaking of which, here's an article that didn't get published in Mexico. It's basically shit talking Ruggeri for being a bitter fuck who failed as a manager.

arogeraldes.blogspot.com/2008/11/oscar-ruggeri.html

You are now breathing manually.

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>be flamenguista
>go to the stadium to support your team
>get arrested
g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2019/09/01/mulher-e-presa-na-entrada-do-estadio-do-maracana-apos-ser-flagrada-por-sistema-de-reconhecimento-facial.ghtml
if only we had this kind of surveillance around here

>caring about what Ruggeri says
>caring about twitter fags
>caring about twitter fags opinion on Ruggeri's sayings
I shiggy

Redpill me on Matko Miljevic from Argentina Juniors. Our u20s tried to call him up but his club said no.

Just came back from fulbito con los pibes
It's been 1 year or so since the last time I played and I did pretty well. Im quiet happy. Do you play con lo pibe too? I should do it more often

he's a great taekwondist at least that's wikipedia says

I used to but i fucked my knee and gained like 6 kilos since.
JUST

I don't have friends to play with anymore but I used to be a great 9 back then. Man those were the times *sips*

Every Wednesday since 5 weeks ago I started playing football with former colleagues from school (actually I only studied there for 1 year, and with only 3 guys at max). I think I did pretty well most of the times, sometimes I just don't wanna play because it isn't worth anything.

today I will remind them

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filho da puta kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What a joke of a tournament

>3 br teams goes to the knockout stage
>only 1 to the quarter-finals

how embarrassing. What the hell happened?

one team was memeiro and the others faced the future champion

At least they played libertadores winners in their path

FELIPÃO IS OUT!

exactly, that's why I dont' buy the "SL won the worst copa ever" bullshit. Look at Nacional's path, that's barely sudaca tier

Get a perro to wear it

YES
But most importantly, is Turra out as well?

>not wanting to shit on a tribunero like Ruggeri
>not caring about other people's opinions when they line up with yours

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Is that real? Holy shit.

Based

yes, it is
derossi is playing sudaca football

> ynr chilean and colombian teams getting out of the group stage

probably yes.
they dont live without each other

Cariocas + carioca sintetico

MANO IN

>posting boku no pico academia pics

UNA CINTA EN TUS CABELLOS

UNA FLOR EN TU VENTANA

No, my body is ded

You should start playing bochas and reach vejez as an expert.

Baseado e Bacalhaupillado

is it finally Gremio's year (again)?

yes. it is.

V de avião.

I got a couple of weeks until I start working on my thesis, recommend me some anime to watch.

Sayonara zetsubou sensei

Let's do this again:

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MOURINHO IN!?

> this is the kind of people who watch futbol shows
I don't want to point fingers, but it really shows.

É
IMPRESSIONANTE
A
CAPACIDADE

A

V de avão.

>palmerda fucked in the ass
yeahhhh I'm really happy cause this will cause butthurt on paulista media AND bolsonaro gets sad.
next one is trump's toilet AKA bolsonaro

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When did Brasileirão turned into Campeonato Paulista + Flamengo?

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I see only teams that matter to the media, so we cool.

k here we go again

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>fucked in the ass
>butthurt on paulista media
>bolsonaro sad
>trump

jesus christ you are literally mentally ill
seek help ASAP or KYS

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twitter.com/CAB_oficial/status/1168636646390206464
Crespo sucked lol

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Bong on holidays here in Argieland.
I asked someone today if Portuguese and Spanish were mutually intelligible and they said yes.
Was he jodiendo, lads?

If you speak slowly enough, it's practically the same language

I can't understand Argies. They speak too fast and they mix a lot of words. Castellano from Spain is fine, I quite like it.

No one understands argies and chilenos

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I could understand mexicanos very well

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I guess it ends here

REAL
MADRID
DAS
AMERICAS

Real Madrid das américas

Argies are easy to understand. Chilenos are very much not

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Como carajo esto no tiene una vela en algún lado?

it's up his butt

nada como uma boa notícia pra dar um ânimo nessa semana

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AAAA NÃO, MANO NÃO VAI TOMAR NO CU

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go to globoesporte.com

lol we're getting relegated

what the fuck does that say

just imagine it

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>is palmeiras the real madrid of the americas?
>mexican site highlights the current champions' strength
i would very much like this

>Yea Forums.org/janitorapp
should we? to make /copalib/ comfy?

soft but clear penal...VAR wins again!

I would give it six months.

>doing it for free

>florminenC

Holy shit, serie b is actually closer than I thought, the team fucking sucks, hope they get rid of everyone and reorganize the club from the very beginning. A year in the second division won't be that bad for these fuckers. At least they might learn from their mistakes this time. Also 4 teams getting relegated is a lot, it should be 3 like the epl.

pay the Cerry Bay

>for free

thats a huge shirt

4U

huge shirt and a black left hand as well

TO THE MOUTH OF HELL THEY MARCH
GLORY, THE ONLY GAAAIN

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What's the difference, we are under permanent watch since the cp posting started.

>palmeiras fires Felipão

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pls don't summon him

>Gaiardo
>Leaving RiVAR

Série C

1st leg
Imperatriz 0-0 Juventude

globoesporte.globo.com/al/futebol/times/csa/noticia/audio-em-que-argel-critica-atletas-e-contratacoes-do-csa-vaza-viraliza-e-causa-impacto-no-clube.ghtml

>fucks

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>Argel "Paulão é um zagueiro de seleção" Fucks

I wish I had the cojones to fuck a tranny. But STDs scare the fuck out of me.

>Fluminense

Summary of 1st leg of Série C quarter finals

Confiança 1-0 Ypiranga
São José 0-0 Sampaio Corrêa
Paysandu 0-0 Náutico
Imperatriz 0-0 Juventude

>it's not the first time
youtube.com/watch?v=qRO2sKvR_KQ

>Argel "vamo passar o trator por cima dos caras" F*cks

Just a reminder that >Fluminense never won a single copalib.

bora proletario

They came close

>argel fucks his career

Yeah. I also came close to losing my virginity but that doesn't mean I did

why would they

we still got a mundial, kindly fuck off btw

>bora proletario

CO-MU-NIS-TA! VAI PRA CUBA!

CUritiBA?

>we still got a mundial

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Mano Menezes shall be the new Palmtrees coach.

Source: Juca Kfouri's blog on UOL

CUmBiA

O NOVO TÉCNICO DO PALMEIRAS É O SENHOR WALDEMAR

Source: /copalib/

They played well against Corinthians in Sula, Flu should be a mid-table team, why can't they win against shitters?

AH SACANAGEM

*ends felipão's career*

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This is sad, my man. Install Tinder.

Corinthians isn't a good team either. In fact, all our teams are shit except Grêmio, Flamengo and Santos.

*distant gunshots*
*a single perro barking*

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i was the one doing the barking

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Corinthians is definitely a good team, but a defensive one. Not all teams need to score 3 and concede 2 per game. They are probably the best team after the ones you mentioned, and not too far from Santos.

Se o Mano pegar o Palmeiras e acertar esse time, caralho vou te dizer, esse time do Palmeiras vai ser o maior cancer da historia do brasileirão. So imagina o que ele fez nesse time do Cruzeiro sem dinheiro nenhum, e agora com a crefisa?

Corinthians needed an awful mistake of an unexperience keeper to win in home this sunday. They are shit m8.
But I agree that they are the best among the shit teams tho.

they sold vitão and now they hire mano merdezes
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk quem é o filho da puta que toma essas decisões? quero ganhar dinheiro fazendo merda tbm

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kkk o negocio e comer cu e buseta

>left buds in a jar for a week
>they're black now
I treated them for mold, but man they smoke terrible. still gets you high tho

Guys I'm leaving Colombia tomorrow and I don't want to leave.

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Fuck off, we're full.

If you do not want to leave then stay. You do you. More importantly stay the fuck away from the greatest nation ever to exist, The United States of America.

Fuck off I pay taxes too

*distant cumbia*

Mornin' frens
Me feet hurts. No sudaca footy for how long?

>out of both cups
A little late for that desu.

You can get world-class attackers with the designated player, but your defense still sucks balls because of that.

Overall, I want to see MLelS on /copalib/ just so I could see the meme that would be Ibrahimovic playing in Defensores Del Chaco.

Good morning lads

I wake up next to an empty Johnnie Walker bottle and 2 lines of yayo on my nightstand but no rocha or hooker by my side

Morning copalib

Palmeiras president sent an whatsapp audio telling Mauricio to not fuck up and hire Mano

Naciomal today
> Nueva Chicago - Platense
> Ferro - Atlanta

Good matches. Too bad there are no away fans

Shitty copa who cares about it?

Hey lad, is Toluca big?

Mano to palmtree is official. Contract up to 2021

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E

>Harbor's Hill
>Port's Mt.

VOLTA FELIPÃO

> not Portuary Hill
Do you even exito?

is it 《N I G G E R 》?

_ _ _e_ _

O

what do you do when on public transport?

stand around awkwardly just like everywhere else

Watch porn or play Pokemon Go

_ _ _e_ _

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>few hours in after Mano's confirmation as Palmeme's new head coach
>#ForaMano is already trending on Twatter

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#ManoNao was already trending even before he was announced

>page 6

Chibchombia footy today

>Torneo Aguila II Fecha 8

Tigres - Deportivo Pereira

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i miss him already

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>don de gente

That's my secret.
I never use public transport.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1Qimqdfcg
Just replace Waldemar with Mano and Flamengo with Palmeiras

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youtube.com/watch?v=QIIdfuhvnuU

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>mfw Ferroviário's main player was officially sold to one of our in-city rivals
He was on a slump, but still. I don't remember being so hurt over a player transfer.

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is that higuita?

yes

Platense to die today.

Tram FC?

I was banned for the last three days and i just want to say GET FUCKED PALMEIRAS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Based

Ceará or Fortaleza?

Nah, he was sold to Fortaleza, a.k.a. Chris-Chan FC.
But funny you say that. In the days of yore, there was a team called Tramways that was state champion a few times before dissolving.

lel

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perro equilibrio

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Plot twist: he wasn't hired as a player.

>not ban evading

/perro/

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Cute
Impressive

fofinhoooo

*generic wuxia background music*
DUN DUN

comfy perro

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>the state of ABPs

How do we stop Flamengo, vascobros?

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>Chicago 1 - 1 Squid
bummer we could've won this lads

Kill all niggers

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wtf, she legitimately looks like she's a white chick who painted her whole skin

Current americans are literal mutts like us but without the indio genethics, this is why this happens

I've seen thousands of mutts today only. None of them had that skin tone and those weird "white but not really" complexions. For some reason this chick is triggering my uncanny valley

i know a guy

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>tri rebaixado

wtf there is a team called >douglas haig in my game

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It's a virus, uninstall nao

epoca.globo.com/guilherme-amado/light-corta-luz-do-vasco-23924446
vasco

kill every single one of them

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>melivillo
>laso
>parnisari
>borrego
>gioda

wew

O TIME CHAMA DOUGLAS
DOUGLAS É O NOME DO MEU PRIMO FAVELADO

is 17 cm enough to please this goddess?

20cm or more

> ynr gugli

pongan el canal del congreso

Gugliminimilipitrigliajhajasjajsjajsksjsksj

Que numero es?

>odebrecht stuff
hehe, here we go

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Why so serious?

Nice, looks homemade

Alexis Sanchez confirmed he is a River Plate fan

Alexis Sánchez firmó su contrato con el Inter, se puso la nueva camiseta pero le duró poco, porque el chileno se sumó a su selección en los Estados Unidos para los amistosos contra la Argentina (este jueves a las 23) y ante Honduras (el martes). Y, de paso, se tomó tiempo para elogiar a River, donde arribó su compatriota Paulo Díaz, y a Marcelo Gallardo.

"Me pone contento que ha llegado un chileno porque, la verdad, me gusta mucho el esquema con el que juega River. Onions de River. Jugué en River. Y me gusta el entrenador también", fue el elogio que lanzó el Pibe Maravilla hacia el Muñeco y al club por el que pasó en la temporada 2007/08.

"Conozco a varios jugadores con los que jugué, como Leo Ponzio, que es el capitán. Cada vez que veo a River me gusta el esquema, que va para adelante y que presiona", valoró el delantero que llegó al Inter a préstamo por un año proveniente del Manchester United.

Me chupa un huevo

He cold

Reminder that niggers in the usa are worse than niggers on any part of the world

...

>flag

he's right though

wew

It may be, but this isn't the place to discuss that.

>tfw pagode is dead
Fuck sertanejo
youtube.com/watch?v=9ldMVypqA_8

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Its true come here and find out.

the bad guys won it again
youtube.com/watch?v=agEzNCIfgGI

Based

post kino of your team

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Welcome to Boca | skills & Banter | 2006-2018 |

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vasco

el tiene ese faso rico que quando lo fumo quedo bien chino

2012 was fucking kino

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2011 was an amazing year.

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>Podolski

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ben hur > douglas haig

Ok I've seen this posted before and don't get it. Can someone explain the joke to me?

But who said it is a joke?

It's not a joke, just a bestguay user that supports
>Cerro

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> making out with girl on bed
> "what is that rustling under the bed /copalib/?"
> see this
How to proceed manos?

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>Fight with the alpha
>Fuck the bitch
>piss on her face
>chill with my bros under the bed

globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/noticia/2012/03/grandes-frases-folcloricas-do-futebol-que-ninguem-disse.html

Fuck scousers.

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How?

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one of them is a spy

This whole time I thought every brazilian player named Augusto was born in August, what Augusto means?

Me in the middle.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/August

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Lure the perros out with salchichas y huevos and then proceed to fuck the girl becuase she thinks I'm a good guy for feeding dogs.

I love this man

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Which Valdivia is he?

queria viajar mas nao tenho din :(

for me it's joinville

JUTSU CLONE DAS SOMBRAS!!!!

What an awful looking kit, looks like an homage to some modern pokemon

That's the best goalkeeper on Uruguay, mate.

perro chino

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Quer ir pra onde

QUE CUANDO LO FUMO QUEDO BIEN CHINO

sao paulo ou argentina (com amigos)
ou australia mas ai eh dmais

>Torneo Aguila II

Fecha 8 done

results

Leones 1 - 0 Boyaca Chico
Orsomarso 1 - 1 Deportes Quindio
Atletico 0 - 0 Valledupar
Cucuta 1 - 0 Bogota
Real San Andres 1 - 0 Barranquilla
Real Cartagena 3 - 0 Llaneros
Boca Juniors 0 - 1 Fortaleza
Tigres 1 - 0 Deportivo Pereira

Fecha 9 start this saturday with Fortaleza - Real San Andres

>Liga Aguila II

Matches from today

Union Magdalena - Millonarios
Atletico Huila - Cucuta
La Equidad - Pasto

As I said before, these matches were postponed and belong to jornada 7

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> perro chino
Uma delicia

> Atletico Futbol Club
Based vanilla club

VAMOS MILLOS

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perro vela

perro ninja

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no one thinks to shove the dog off the seat to free up space?

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Let the dog sleep bro

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Aussies are fucking weird

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America fan here. Still remember that day tho. What a fucking goal, and what a moment to score.

>Henry Rojas
Absolutely based

South Americans are animals. They don't see the difference between them and dogs.

> watermarking a screenshot

youtube.com/watch?v=w8Elaz06Gyw

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É O MENGÃO!

youtube.com/watch?v=tRbJ1TyOEMw

when will this happen

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what are you tactics?

/CopalibTRB/ when?

redpill me about this guy umbrellabros

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>torta with salsa

unless is torta ahogada don't mix torta and salsa, literally kys.

it's time for vascoposting?

>/CopalibTRB/ when?
we are doing it now

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surprisingly simple

I'm gonna be honest with you, that second game against corinthians was pure luck, almost every shoot ended up being a goal. But the tactics is very good. I finished third in last argentinian championship and now was able to win the libertadores, but it wasn't easy as you can see on pic related.

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Based rafaela

brasfoot soul
football manager souless
simples as

And Elifoot?

brasfoot is too easy

Alright boys, who do you got?

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>No Fariñez for the 2nd game in a row
Should we be worried?

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GOOOOOOL Millos

millos fuckig stronk

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Based Arango

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Vai começar...

maker another thread

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